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[mobileleprechaun]

😡

For every 😡 emoji in my ask box, I will go on one unhinged rant of indeterminate length.

A non-exhaustive list of songs that viscerally enrage me:

No Such Thing as the Real World by John Mayer - guy who has experienced a mere beige sliver of the world: "wow i understand what life is all about now! i'm so enlightened. 😃😃😃" also: shut the fuck up John Mayer you annoying douchebag cunt, get over yourself, you're insufferable and your cloying voice makes me want to attack and kill

Best Day of My Life by American Authors - engineered in a lab to sell Jeep Grand Cherokees to men with MBAs who are reconnecting with their inner child by building a treehouse over the summer that they will use a grand total of twice before unceremoniously abandoning due to mosquitoes. rancidly twee faux-whimsy

Runaways by The Killers - I bop to The Killers and am unashamed of liking even their corniest stuff. However, my local radio station played this one about ten times every day for three months straight and now it activates my CIA-implanted sleeper cell assassin training

I Wanna Talk About Me by Toby Keith - embodies the most obnoxious John Wayne-wannabe you’ve ever met pulling down his Wrangler jeans and ripping a huge Hormel No Beans Chili fart right in your face. I almost respect how carefully horrible it is

Gooey by Glass Animals - I’ve been trapped in a little jar by a TikTok daddy dom who vapes and he’s breathing the vape juice all over me with every condescending little syllable. it smells like artificial grape

Santa Looked a Lot Like Daddy by various artists - uses repetition in a manner evocative of being beaten to death with hammers. in most covers, it’s your peepaw wielding the hammers. merry christmas???

American Woman by The Guess Who - I respect this band, and most of the song isn’t bad, but it sounds like he’s about to vomit at the end and I’m extremely not about it

Madness by Muse - ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma... MANRAY...?! I'm disappointed, this one's just annoying and they really fell off here

Always the Last to Know by Del Amitri - I want to give this one the benefit of the doubt and assume they intended to write the protagonist as a controlling, entitled, whiny hypocrite, because there's absolutely nothing wrong with writing a song from the perspective of someone who sucks... but they did a little too good of a job and I'm just reminded of my shitty ex-friend who had a crush on me. no thanks

Shake Up the Happiness by Train - Coke commercial music, I don't want to be in a fucking Coke commercial, GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!

[specshroom]

Some rather unlucky investments have landed you in a tad of debt. However, you have know of a way to get out of it that requires very little work on your part.

The "Pussy Portal" company are always hiring after all.

All you have to do is have a portal directly connected to your pussy that any paying customer can use at any time. What could go wrong?

Just realized u didn't actually say it had to be monsterfucking specifically but I made it that anyway lmao.

At least you thought it was going to be very little work on your part.

But now you're not so sure as you sit on the train ride home trying to act like there isn't a monster cock reaching deep in your cunt.

You curse yourself for not reading the terms and conditions of the contract properly. You thought they were just being hyperbolic when they said "Prime Pussy Anywhere, Anytime!" Surely they would have down times right?

No. There are no down times unless you call in a sick day of which you only have few. You shoulda known that pay was too good to be true.

At least whoever's using your portal seems to only be cockwarming themselves for the time being, although that could change at any moment. Every jerk of the train makes you tense up as you try and act as nonchalant as possible. The cock sits so snug and warm inside you, it twitches every time you tense around it.

On the customer app your portal is advertised as specifically "Human pussy" so you like imagining the kinds of monsters who would pick that out specifically. You haven't figured out what monster this one might be, it's rather thick and hot with a very generous amount of precum.

When you get to your stop the train jerks more than you expected and you have to subtly cover your mouth and grab the railing to avoid making a sound. Your customer definitely felt you clench down in panic as their cock jumps in excitement.

They start grinding down slowly on the portal, their cock thrusting shallowly. You speed walk straight for the train station bathrooms and lock yourself inside a stall. Close call but you made it and just in time for their shallow thrusts to turn into full pumps into your slick pussy.

You lean your back on the wall of the stall as your cunt is now being thoroughly pounded by this stranger. You have to crouch to your knees as your orgasm builds up, rubbing your clit with one hand while the other covers your mouth.

Just as you're about to tip over the edge you feel something bigger at the base of the shaft bump against your pussy with each hard thrust. You gasp in realization but it's too late as the monster thrusts their knot past your entrance and you cum hard with a silent scream, spasming and shaking against the bathroom stall.

Their cum fills you to the brim, kept inside by their inflamed knot. They don't stop cumming for several minutes but when they do it takes you several more to compose yourself enough to step out of the bathroom on wobbly legs.

You make the slow and embarrassing walk home while the monster's knot sits snuggly inside your pussy, keeping all that warm cum inside you.

The knot inside you doesn't deflate fully until you're already home and making dinner. You have to grip the counter, shivering slightly as your customer pulls out and goes on with their day having been properly satisfied. The thought makes you feel a strange sense of pride. Just then your phone beeps with a notification from the Portal companies app.

The customer left a tip!

How nice! They also left a review on your page,

"10/10. Best stress relief. Would fuck again."

[misfitmiska]

Best friends who look out for each other by pulling rank on each other. <3

[mellowsharkpolice]

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[hinamie]

i'm back from vacation have a belated new year draws <3

[gotchibam]

Shiny Mimikyu, Shiny Sylveon, and Shiny Whimsicott ko-fi doodle for wanderbanana! ✨

[quixoticprince]

When your medic leaves to go pocket another man or something

[zariyen]

how to be demure with vil

[wigglebox]

Destiel Pride - Day 11; Truth

[magicomens]

Ah yes. Anthony Justdontgetstabbed Crowley.

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[swiftmitsu]

Part 6.5 of Missing Killer

a little check in back at the castle~

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[tatretot]

hellooo danandphilgames buddies!! happy belated 10 year (more like 5 but shhh) anniversary :-)

[luvologyy]

daisuke thigh riding? pretty please? :3

Ik who u are..... sigh.

* ੈ✩‧₊˚ — 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡 𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 w/ daisuke

Daisuke x F reader ♡ˊˎ-

CONTAINS: thigh riding (duh..), dry humping, a little bit of dirty talk, marking, orgasms, readers wearing panties and shirt.

Reblogs and likes are always appreciated, baby ౨ৎ

"Yeah, just like that.." He coos, holding your hips as you slowly rub your clothed heat on his thigh. You moan softly, your slick soaking your panties as you grind against him. "ffuckk baby," his hands trail up and down your body. You can feel his bulge press up against your knee.

"Please, let me have it..." he beg, looking down at his erection while you push yourself onto him, grinding against his thigh faster and harder.

"No no no baby.. That's not really fair. Not until i cum first." You mash your mouth against his, slipping your tongue between his lips before you continue pleasuring yourself, desperately chasing your orgasm on him. Daisukes moans, becoming more loud and needy, his dick throbbing in his pants.

"Fuck," he whined softly, burying his face in your shoulder to stifle the little noises he made as he jerked his hips against your knee, pushing his dick against you. You're so wet- and hes a whiny begging mess for you. BEST COMBO. He grips your hips tighter, fingers digging into the flesh there.

He can't help himself. pushing you back and forth and grinding you onto his clothed thigh, the friction of your panties stimulating your clit, making you melt. leaning forward and tucking your head into the crook of his neck. You softly moan into his skin while your hands hold him firmly. As your orgasm comes closer, you squirm.

"T-this feels so goodd.." he moaned, his precum soaking his sensitive tip. He can feel his orgasm building up as you grind against him.

You litter daisuke soft skin with marks and bruises, your puffy lips sucking onto his neck, your wet tongue circiling around his bruised hickey. Daisuke felt his cock quaken in desperate for release. he humps into you, his pulsing cock hitting against your clit. Your wetness fully soaked your damp panties.

He looks at you, his eyes pleading, his body quivering under your control. His heart is pounding out of his chest. He swallows, looking up at you as his entire body screams for you to keep going while his mind fights back.

"I-I think im gonna cum,"He looks at you, his eyes pleading, his body quivering under your control. His heart is pounding out of his chest. He swallows, looking up at you as his entire body screams for you to keep going while his mind fights back.

Daisuke moves with reckless abandon, hips jutting against your own. Neither of you can talk past groans and whines. This act feels primal, both of you desperately chasing your release.

Your hands fist the fabric of his shirt as you bounce back and forth against his thrusts and grinds against your clothed pussy. “cum with me baby," you moan out. You can feel his hips start to move out of rhythm and he lets out a final low moan before you feel the stickiness of his cum seep through his jeans and onto you, his cock pulsating from pleasure.

"Shhhh.. it's okay, I gotchu. " You rub the back of your head as you writhe in his embrace. His whimpers filled your ears, him shaking beneath you. Your swollen, desperate clit tingles with pleasure. You whisper-moan sweet nothings into daisukes ear.

[funkycloewn]

The aftermath:

The reason why Jax is intimidated by Ragatha lol

Moral of the story: Don't foolishly joke around like that smh

Credit to @sm-baby for the Carnival AU!

[lcs-scar]

Same anon as before! Thank you for responding!! I would love to see your doodles for these boys I can’t wait!! But I have a request in mind!

Do you think you could draw The Eltingville Club in certain sketches or just them meeting their past and/or future selves?

Thank you for responding and have an amazing day/night!!! 💗💓💞💕💖💖💘🩷

Aaaaah!! Sweet anon from before!! Hi hello!! :D💕💕

This request took me a bit since I wasn't sure how I'd make them interact with their epilogue self (I only have one joke idea, maybe drawing that soon), but I then remembered the "past" selves bit, and immediately thought of the drawing idea I did here for Jerry, and then everything came naturally.

It was quite fun to think and come up with their design, it's also sweet to think about what could have been...

[glitchedcosmos]

Sonic and Shadow never really wanted to admit that they liked each other, especially to their crush's face, but that went flying out the window when Sonic took one of Shadow's threats during their sparring sessions as flirting, and he went for it.

Sonic got gut punched immediately after.