#this stupid fucking joke has been in my head since i first watched the movie

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Hey Winter, What are your thoughts on a friends with benefits trope with Yuuji and the reader? Love your stories btw 💗💗🩷🩷

Friends with benefits with Yuuji

Yuuji loves to be friends, and he loves to fuck. So why not combine two of his favorite things? After all, he can be your best buddy and give you backshots, right?

Pairing: Yuuji x Reader (female) Genre: smut + fluff, College AU Word Count: 1.5k Warnings: 18+, smut, handjob, fingering, oral, facesitting, fucking, squirting, loud sex. All characters are of age. Banners by @/benkeibear

It happens so naturally and without being planned or anything. Yuuji likes being your friend. He likes that you get along so well that you can laugh together and watch movies and play video games and cook together and go to fast-food restaurants in the middle of the night. He loves being best friends!

But Yuuji is also a horny boy, and he cannot stop his mind from providing him with dirty thoughts anytime you bend over and he sees your round ass right in front of his face. He cannot stop his body from reacting to being cuddled up with you under a blanket during a movie marathon and feeling your warm body press against him and your head landing in his lap, so damn close to his dick.

Yeah, he is embarrassed and feels guilty when he gets hard from watching you change in front of him. You thought it was no big deal to quickly shrug out of your shirt and sweatpants to put on a better outfit to leave the house. But Yuuji's dick decided it was a big deal, and now his honey eyes are heavy-lidded, and his tan cheeks are flushed. And you can definitely see the huge tent in your best friend's grey sweatpants.

Yuuji's sheepish smile and muttered apology don't take away the evidence that his body obviously wants you. He gulps hard as your eyes widen, and you grin while shaking your head,

"We can't go out like that, Yuu."

And he groans and nods,

"Yeah, I know! I am sorry! My dick is acting so stupid sometimes! Give me a few minutes, and it will be fine again."

He hopes he can will his erection away. Or should he just go to the bathroom and jack off? But before he can decide what to do, you take a step closer to him, and he feels a bit dizzy at the way your gaze is fixed on the bulge in his sweats while you lick your lips.

"Or... I could help you with that."

Maybe it's just meant as a joke. Maybe Yuuji is supposed to laugh and tell you to stop teasing him. But honestly, his ears are ringing, and he feels his cock twitch in interest at your words. He cannot think straight anymore. He always gets a bit stupid when he's horny. And so the only thing that comes out of his mouth is,

"You really wanna help? You don't have to..."

"It's ok, we are best friends. You are closer to me than anyone else, Yuu. And well, it's been a while since I touched a guy, and I kind of... crave it?"

Yuuji only blinks at you for a second before he nods wildly. How could he say no to such a nice offer? He's already lifting his hips and pushing down his sweats and the red boxer briefs underneath, spreading his muscular thighs and taking his fat cock in his hand and pumping it eagerly while a shaky moan escapes his lips,

"Fuck! Then yeah, help me please..."

The first touch of your fingertips to his swollen tip has him whining, and it only takes a short time before he cums all over your hand, nutting so hard that he sees stars.

Fuck, he likes that! It's so easy with you, so uncomplicated. He already likes you so much, and now he can also get his cock stroked by you and maybe even get a chance to touch you too. It really sounds like a perfect deal!

He hasn't even tucked himself back into his pants when the words tumble out of his mouth,

"Thank you... Um, can I repay the favor? I mean, you got me off, and it only seems fair that I get you off, too. Can I? Please?"

That's how you end up on his lap, naked from the waist down, two of Yuuji's thick fingers pumping in and out of your dripping wet cunt while his thumb plays with your clit, making you dig your nails into his broad shoulders and shake and tremble from the intensity of your orgasm on your best friend's hand.

Yuuji is the one who suggests the friends-with-benefits arrangement after that mind-altering experience. After all, he really likes being friends, and he really likes to fuck, so why not combine two of his favorite things? He simply cannot find any downside to that.

"So, we are best friends, and you made me cum, and I made you cum, and I really liked it. Was it good for you too? We could add that to our friendship. If it's ok with you. I mean, sometimes, you know? When we crave it. You are single, and I am single, and I don't really like going to clubs and finding someone just for one night. And you don't do that either. So, maybe we could just make each other feel good sometimes when we feel like it. Would that be ok?"

It is ok, and suddenly, your friendship is not just super fun and goofy but also super sexy.

Only two days later, you both get so riled up while sitting next to each other playing a video game that you end up sloppily making out and feeling each other up through your clothes, dry humping until you both can't take it anymore and tear at each other's clothes.

Finally, Yuuji's large hands are on your juicy ass, kneading your plump cheeks thoroughly while his eyes stare hungrily and his mouth is hanging open, drooling over himself as he looks at you on all fours in front of him, completely naked, ass wiggling teasingly for him, your pussy dripping wet and ready for him to fuck it and make you and him feel good.

Yuuji asks himself why he didn't think of this whole friends-with-benefits thing sooner! He moans so loud that the neighbors hear him when he finally sinks his fat cock into you and fucks you so good you nut three times for him and mewl his name over and over again.

The two of you start to experiment. Trying new positions, you never did before but always wanted to try. Learning each other's body and how to get the best reactions. It's shameless and easy. There are no secrets between you, no taboos. You are best friends, after all. You can tell each other everything. And do everything with each other.

You tell Yuuji no guy ever took such good care of you in bed when he pulls you on his face and eats you out for a whole hour. And it makes him so happy because he likes you so much, and you are his bestie and deserve the world, and Yuuji is delighted to give you that!

It's so natural, so easy to do this friends-with-benefits thing with you. You come to his apartment and tell him you are stressed, and Yuuji fucks you right there up against the wall and afterward on his bed and doesn't let go of you until you squirt all over his cock and are thoroughly satisfied and practically fucked dumb on his cock.

The two of you watch a movie, and your hand naturally slips into Yuuji's sweats to give him a slow handjob because you know he loves that while watching movies. And his hand slips into your pants, too, and rubs circles around your clit until you mess up your panties from cumming so much.

He groans about being so stressed from all those stupid assignments, and you crawl under his desk and give him a blow job that helps him relax, kissing his cum-stained tip afterward and smiling up at him and patting his thigh, telling him he will ace his assignment with your help.

And all the time, the two of you have so much fun, laughing about small mishaps and giggling after screaming each other's name during a particularly intense fuck. It's easy. It's fun. You know each other so well and trust each other completely. It's so freeing to just fuck each other on top of being best friends. There is no shame, no holding back, just horny, needy fucking anytime you need it.

And comforting, sweet kisses and warm cuddles.

You both don't realize that you are practically already a couple. Maybe the kissing marathons should give it away, the hours cuddled up in bed where you just kiss and talk and smile at each other. Maybe the fact that neither of you even tries to get to know someone else should be an indicator.

The two of you go to a party together, which is a perfectly normal thing best friends do. Ok, Yuuji admits that the way you dance with each other is a bit dirtier than only friends would do, but he is fine with people knowing you are friends with benefits, and this is nothing new after all.

But what is new is that you kiss him right there in the middle of the dancefloor, and it somehow makes Yuuji feel so proud that he is the only one you kiss. He finds that he can't pull away from you, and so he just keeps kissing you, just keeps pulling you tighter against his body, making out with you until his head spins.

It is Nobara who asks the question when she walks into the kitchen later on and sees how Yuuji has you pressed up against the fridge with his tongue down your throat and your fingers in his pink hair.

"What the fuck? Why didn't you two tell me you are dating??"

"Because we aren't."

"When what is this?"

"We are friends... friends who make out and... have sex sometimes."

"Don't give me that shit. The two of you have practically been married for two years. Everyone says that. We were just wondering why you never made it official. Oh well, the cat's out of the bag now. Quick, let me text everyone!!"

And with that, Nobara leaves Yuuji and you standing there, your fingers still tangled in Yuuji's soft pink strands, your lips still swollen from his kisses, and finally, something clicks in his mind, and he smiles his sheepish smile at you and is like,

"I didn't know I am a married man, but I kinda like it. What about you?"

HE MAKES ME FEEL SO AAAHHHH!!!! I ruined my panties writing this. Thank you so much for sending me this prompt!! I see Yuuji as the best guy for friends to lovers, and the friends-with-benefits trope is the perfect way to get there!! I really think he is incapable of keeping things casual but also kind of oblivious until someone else points it out ;)

I love horny boy Yuuji!! I hope you like him too!!

Please let me know what you think. Reblogs and comments would be super sweet 💗

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best friend! steve x best friend! reader and steve is talking ab how he didnt get laid on his date and reader is like “i can do it”

LMAOO poor stevie, i’ll take one for the team i guess🤭

18+ — MINORS DNI

contains: oral (m recieving), p in v (unprotected - don't be stupid), and steve's big d!ck

word count: 1.9k

(this is def not proofread srry)

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Steve has been ranting for ten minutes straight.

You’re laid on his bed, head resting at the foot of the mattress and legs sprawled out to where the soles of your feet just barely brush against Steve’s thigh. You had originally come over to watch a movie, but you got dragged to his room, and ever since you sat down on his bed, Steve’s mouth has been running, complaining about his current dry spell.

“I mean really, I don’t mean to toot my own horn here, but I don’t remember it ever being this hard to get fucking laid,” He complains as you quietly entertain yourself with imaginative shapes in the ceiling. “I’m dying, man, it’s ridiculous.”

And you’re tired of hearing your best friend complain about his lack of pussy, you want some popcorn and you want to watch the movie. So, before you can fully register your thoughts, you’re already spitting out a suggestion, “I can help.”

Steve glances at you, watching as your folded hands rest against your steadily rising stomach, “We’ve already tried that, your advice doesn’t work.” He points out. You roll your eyes, craning your neck to look at him as you flex your foot and press against the side of his thigh, ignoring when he bats you away, “No dummy. I mean I can help you.“ 

You lay your head back down, wriggling your feet as if you hadn’t just suggested you fuck each other and Steve is… well Steve’s not sure what to say.

You sit up to lean on your elbows and glance at Steve, raising an eyebrow, “You didn’t die did you?” You joke. Steve shakes his head as you shuffle to your knees and begin crawling over, “No I… I’m just…” He swallows heavily when your hand rests against his thigh, fingers gently squeezing as you lean into his space.

“A-are you sure?” He asks. “I wouldn’t have offered if I wasn’t, Stevie.” You confirm, gently batting your eyes at him as a sickeningly sweet smile spreads across your lips.

Steve curses, gaze flickering to your pretty lips before surging forward to press his lips against yours. It’s not the first time you and Steve have kissed, there've been a handful of drunk nights where you shared a few harmless pecks here and there, but nothing of this manner.

It’s never been passionate enough to have Steve pulling you by the hips to drag you onto his lap or good enough to have you moaning as you stuff your fingers into his brown hair. Your knuckles curl into the roots and Steve moans, leaning forward into the kiss until you’re giggling against him, sneaking a hand between the two of you to palm at his crotch. “You’re already hard, Steve.” You point out.

“Did you think I was lying when I said I’ve been living like a repressed nun?” 

You laugh, “No I just… I thought I’d have to work for it a bit, I guess.” You shrug as your fingertips curl around the hem of his shirt, pulling upwards and removing the thin material from his frame.

You’ve seen Steve shirtless many times from countless summers spent at the pool and countless nights sleeping over. You’re well aware that Steve is gorgeous, and you’ve always wanted to do more than just admire, and now that you’ve got the chance, you don’t waste a second to run your hands over his chest. Your fingers curl against the patch of hair covering his chest as you kiss him again, grinding against his bulge and moaning.

Steve’s big hands are on your waist, eagerly squeezing before making his way down your back. He’s hesitant as his hands round over the fat of your ass, but you grind back against his touch as a way of encouragement. His fingertips dig into your ass before he moves his hands lower to slip up under the tiny shorts you have on, groaning at the sensation of your warm skin against his hands.

“Fuck, Steve, that’s really hot.” You breathe against his lips. “Yeah?” He hums, pushing your ass down to grind you against his dick. “Yeah… I wanna taste you.”

Steve’s cock throbs at your words and he mumbles a curse before nodding, pulling away from you to hastily shove his sweats down as you shuffle to settle between his legs. You quickly remove your shirt, giving Steve an eyeful of your tits sitting prettily in your bra. He palms himself over the thin material of his boxers as you shuffle closer, situating yourself between his spread thighs.

Your fingers brush against his when you reach out to dip your fingers into the waistband of his boxers, eagerly tugging them down to release him. Steve moans as you pull the boxers down, stiff cock slapping against his tummy once it’s freed from the thin cotton material. 

“Holy shit, Steve,” you whisper, eyes wide and lips parted as you gaze down at his cock, hard and already leaking with excitement. You glance up at him before looking back at his dick, “I guess the King Steve rumors were true…” You mumble, ignoring Steve’s breathless laugh as you drag a finger up the length of his cock. Steve’s breathing is slowly rising as he silently watches you touch him, circling your fingertip around his aching tip to smear the sticky precum around.

You giggle when he visibly twitches from your touch, “Excited?” You tease. “Fuck you,” Steve breathes, moaning when you finally wrap a hand around him.

You smile, watching as his face twists in pleasure, eyes fluttering shut as you begin to stroke him. He slowly thrusts up into your hand, working to meet your strokes in tandem as breathy moans tumble from his lips. You watch in awe as he melts into the pleasure, “God, you really are pent up, Stevie.” You point out, gently pulling Steve’s attention to open his eyes and watch as you wriggle to lay down on your stomach.

You pause your stroking to spit into your palm before resuming the task, humming at the sinful shlicking sound of his wet cock in your hand. You admire the sight in front of you; Steve’s thighs, hairy and toned, bracketing you in with his cock standing tall, firm, and achingly flushed before you. Your gaze drags up the expanse of his heaving chest to fall upon his flushed face. His lust-blown eyes excitedly watch as you lean forward to drag your wet tongue up the underside of his cock, lewdly humming at the taste as you wrap your lips around his tip.

“Oh fuck,” he pants, head falling back against his headboard as his eyes squeeze shut. “I can’t believe this is fucking happening.” He breathlessly mumbles, tuning back in to watch as you pull him out with a crude pop, smacking your lips open to stick out your tongue and slap his sticky tip against it a few times before swallowing him once again.

Steve is big, filling and stretching your mouth so much to where you can already tell there will be an ache in your jaw afterward, but you don’t care. What you can’t fit into your mouth, you make do by simultaneously stroking with the rhythm of your movements.

It doesn’t take long before Steve’s hands are in your hair, softly tugging as he moans out, “I’m gonna cum.”

You pull off of him with a wet gasp, strings of spit and cum sticking to your lips and falling to cool against Steve’s wet hips. You languidly stroke his throbbing cock as you shuffle up onto your knees, a swollen smile bracing your lips as Steve pants beneath you, gazing up at you on hunger.

He nods down to your waist, “Take them off.” 

You waste no time following his orders, wiggling out of your shorts and tossing them somewhere in the room. Steve leans forward to kiss you, hands sneaking behind you to unclip your bra and shuck it off with the rest of your clothes. You’re only left in your panties when Steve pushes you back to lay against his pillows, legs falling open to welcome Steve as he leans over you for a sloppy kiss.

He palms your tits with one hand as the other strokes his cock, mumbling against your lips, “Gonna let me fuck you?” 

He presses himself against your clothed center, both of your moaning at the sensation as he rubs against your covered clit. You eagerly nod in response, fingers tugging at his curly hair as he reaches down to pull your panties aside. “Fuck, you’re so fucking wet,” He whispers to himself before running his thumb over your aching clit. You pathetically moan and squirm against him as his name falls from your lips. 

He kisses you again, thrusting his hips forward to run his cock through your wet folds. He slaps his dick against your pussy a few times until you’re mewling in pleasure and agony, “Please, Steve. I didn’t tease you.” You whine.

Steve chuckles, “I know… you’re right, I’m just being mean.” He says. He holds himself up with one hand beside your head as he pulls away just enough to glance down between your bodies, brown curls falling over his face as he watches himself drag his tip through your folds once more before lining up at your entrance. He pushes in achingly slow, looking back up to watch as your face is masked with a look of pleasure.

Your thighs shake as he bottoms out, and Steve groans above you when your wet walls clench and swallow him whole, “O-oh my god, Steve… holy shit, you’re so fucking big.” You breathlessly moan.

You’re already pulsing around him when he begins thrusting into you, sloppy wet slapping noises filling out the space around you as each thrust pulls moans from both of you. You’re not sure you’ll last long, the feeling of being so stretched out and filled with your best friend's cock has your head spinning until you’re nothing but a moaning mess.

You think you lose sense of time as Steve fucks you because you only come back to earth when you’re teetering on the edge and hear Steve’s gravely voice in your ear, “You’re so good to me,” he pants, “Such a good friend, letting me fuck this tight little pussy of yours.” 

You whimper, nails digging into his arms as the band in your tummy begins to snap, a long string of moans and curses pouring from your chest as you cum. “Fuck yes holy shit I’m gonna cum.” Steve moans.

Before you know it, Steve is pulling out of you and spurting thick ropes of cum against your tummy and pussy, cursing and moaning as he jacks himself off the rest of the way. You’re breathless and hazy as you watch him, squirming at the sensation of his warm cum on your skin and his hot fingertips digging into your thigh.

Steve is panting as he looks down at you, taking in the sight of the white sticky release glistening against your pussy, some of it seeping into the thin material of your panties. He breathlessly chuckles, glancing up at you as join in and ask what he’s laughing about.

Steve shakes his head in disbelief and lets out a short laugh, “We should’ve done that a long time ago.”

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I think a lot about jjk men being angry because their gamer girlfriend ignores them 😩

(sorry for the writing, english is not my first language

JJK Men x Gamer GF

a/n: Hello anon thank you so much for your request. I had fun writing this one. I really hope you like it 🫶🏻

( Requests are open )

Characters: Gojo Satoru / Toji Fushiguro / Ryomen Sukuna / Nanami Kento.

Gojo Satoru:

Satoru has been very busy with endless missions lately, getting home really late.

To ease your lonliness, you started gaming.

Well till it turned into addiction.

You were kinda mad at him for not making time for you or at least speak to the higher-ups to take some days off.

But you never talked that out with him, since you didn't have the chance to express yourself.

He surprisingly arrived early tonight, excited to spend the night cuddling with you while watching movies.

But he didn't expect you to have your eyes glued on the screen in front of you while gaming like a maniac.

The room echoed with the sounds of keystrokes and game music.

He jumped in excitement to surprise you but no reaction.

“huh? baby! Im hooome”

“hey” you smiled unenthusiastically at him and quickly turned your focus back on your game.

He raised his eyebrow, watching as you delve into your virtual world, a world seemingly more captivating than his presence.

Would try everything to bring your attention towards him.

He knows his touch makes you weak, so he leaned in wrapping his arms around your shoulders, kissing the top of your head, wishing to draw your attention away from your screen.

“I missed you so much babygirl”

His attempt failed miserably, you just hummed in return completely ignoring him.

When his affection didn't work he started teasing you attempting to provoke you and get a reaction out of you.

“You sure you can play this game? I feel like you suck at this”.

When his teasing fell on a deaf ear as well, his frustration reached its peak.

His calm and amused voice turned into an annoyed tone.

“ARE YOU REALLY GONNA IGNORE ME FOR THAT STUPID GAME Y/N?” he would yell in an unusual harsh tone.

The question hang in the air as it left you momentarily stunned.

“Why the hell are you yelling?” you would question.

“Oh so now I got your attention?! I've been trying to talk to you for half an hour now and all what you did is playing your stupid game”.

His anger was very evident.

He would remove his blindfold throwing it somewhere in your shared bedroom.

“So you got mad because I was focusing on playing my game but you didn't consider that I'm probably the one who's mad because you're never home” you let out of everything, confronting him.

“you're comparing this stupid game to my job?”

Oh boy he fucked up, he didn't get the whole point.

After raging and snapping at you he would give you the silent treatment.

Of course his narcissistic ass wouldn't apologize first.

He's convinced that it's your fault even though he was offensive as well.

You would eventually say sorry and he'll show you his bright smile at the spot.

Both of you would talk things out and find a solution to spend more time together.

“so we good now baby?...can we cuddle?”

“yeah Satoru just lemme finish this round” you would joke.

Toji Fushiguro:

As much as he enjoys your giggles and the way you throw cute tantrums while playing, he HATES IT when you're completely engrossed in your game, oblivious to the way he's sitting there watching you.

Kinda paradoxical.

He wished to have you in his arms.

Or having you on his lap while making out.

But all of these were just thoughts crossing his mind cuz you don't seem like you're finishing your game any time sooner.

And that annoyed him to the core.

“y/n, y/n ?”

“HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO TAKE”.

You didn't even hear him with having your headset on.

He's very possessive of you and he wants all of your attention to himself.

Especially when you started chatting with your friends, while playing together.

That shit was his last straw.

“Thats it...get your ass over here y/n”

You would look at him in disbelief.

Mouthing “my friends heard you”

“oh trust me I don't give A SINGLE FUCK” he would yell again.

You apologized to your friends and quickly paused the game.

“Are you out of your mind Toji why did you say that”.

“Why did you apologize to your friends while I'm the one you should apologize to”

He would stand up approaching you, narrowing his eyes, clearly pissed.

His giant figure making you take a step back, trapping you between him and your desk.

“Now what should I do to you for ignoring me for too long huh?” he whispered.

You started stuttering, his strong aura did things to you.

His narrow eyes piercing through you, sending shivers down your spine.

“I- I'm s-sorry” you gulped.

“What a good girl...now turn off that computer before I smash it and get your ass on the bed”

Well you had no other options, so you obeyed him.

Unless you want to act bratty which will result in him punishing the hell out of you.

Would spend the whole night cuddling you, literally smashing you in his strong arms, never letting go of you. 🫶🏻🥹

“But Toji I really need to use the bathroom”.

“Nuh-uh”.

Ryomen Sukuna:

Two possibilities, whether you're too bold or you're suicidal and have a death wish to test this man's patience.

They just released this new game and you're completely obsessed with it.

You would spend hours playing it, luckily Sukuna was busy with some things so he didn't notice the way that game took your whole attention and energy.

He wants to be the one taking all of your time and energy.

But when he does notice, oh god, run or pray for your life.

“y/n come here let me kiss you”

“one second!!!”

He would look at you in disbelief.

Cocking his eyebrow, while leaning back .

Even though your back was facing him, you could feel the daggers he was sending your way.

“I said NOW”

“Please baby, I'm winning be there in a sec-”

You didn't even get to finish your sentence when he threw your whole set up off of your desk.

Your eyes would widen in shock.

You don't know if you should feel sad that your whole gaming set up got destroyed or scared that you're the one about to get destroyed.

“You dare to ignore me.. that's bold of you y/n” he would say in his deep voice, making your chest tighten.

“I'll only allow this once, there won't be a second time... do you understand?”

You would nod immediately.

He would throw you on his shoulder taking you to your shared bedroom.

“You need to be taught a lesson after all”

Of course he wouldn't apologize that he got angry at you.

I mean, it's Sukuna we're talking about.

The next day, Sukuna would surprise you with a new gaming computer with complete setup.

You've never imagined him doing this gesture but you truly appreciated that the king of curse actually considered your feelings.

“I don't understand what humans find so entertaining in this game... you should try murder is much more fun..”

You would happily unbox it and place it on your desk.

“Now, Doll next time when I tell you to stop you stop immediately without any stupid excuses”.

Nanami Kento:

Would be home after a long day at work.

Brings dinner with him and expects both of you to eat together while talking about your day and future plans for the weekend.

Only to find you in a dark room, only your computer screen glowing.

“y/n I'm home darling!”

“oh hey there baby” you would simply say eyes still glued on the game.

He wouldn't think much of it even though you were used to jump on him, embracing him in a long hug and telling him how much you missed him.

But lately all what you've been occupied with is this game.

Would give you space, while he takes his time to shower, prepare the table for both of you to have dinner.

“y/n dinner is ready, let's eat”

“yeah yeah I'll be there in a sec Kento” you said, agressively pressing the buttons on your controller.

He would sigh and head to the kitchen, to wait for you there.

Half an hour has passed, an hour and you didn't show up yet.

“shit” you said to yourself when you checked the time.

You ran downstairs to find him on the couch watching TV.

You slowly approached him and sat next to him.

“ken-”

“you don't have to say anything y/n”.

Your heart ached because you know you screwed up.

He would ignore you, his eyes fixated on the big screen in front of him.

You would place your hand on his lap but he would reject you.

“Kento please”

He would start lecturing you.

“You know, that was extremely childish y/n.. I've been waiting for us to have dinner together since the moment I left the morning.. that's what keeps me going.. knowing that I'll come back home to find you..but you did what? you ignored me”

He would be really furious but he kept it to a low and cold tone.

No matter how much he gets pissed he'll never raise his voice at you.

You would look down, embarrassed and feeling extremely guilty.

“I'm your husband y/n , lately you're not fulfilling your duties towards me like I do to you..”.

He is a responsible man, and he believes in efforts from both sides.

You would end up crying.

And he'll end up apologizing even though it was your mistake from the beginning.

He hates seeing you cry, especially because of him.

He regretted getting angry at you.

Between sobs you managed to explain to him that you were trying to win an award by getting the first place in this game.

Would bring you to his chest, holding you close.

“shh I'm sorry.. that's okay. I understand. I'm sorry if my words were harsh”

Would wipe your tears.

Doesn't go to work the next day and spends the day with you while you teach him how to play.

Thank you for reading (⁠♡⁠ω⁠♡⁠ ⁠)⁠ ⁠~⁠♪

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Saw you needed some requests!

How about childhood friends to lovers with Steve! (Randle) I love him so much and I don't think I've ever seen this promt for him thank you!! 💜

Steve Randle x Reader - Childhood Friends

Authors Note - I've never written anything like this, but here goes nothing. Enjoy.

• So, Steve's not the smartest, but he knows when he likes someone.

• He knew he liked you ever since you gave him a blue crayon in first grade.

• You two met in elementary school, and somehow you managed to put up with him throughout the years

• Somehow your personalities just clicked

• You two are practically joined at the hip

• Like your friends would ask to meet up and Steve would just be there

" Hey, you wanna go hang out?"

"Yeah, that sounds fu-"

"I'm comin' too!"

"How the fuck did you even get here!?"

• There was one moment when Steve realized he was attracted to you like that

• He always knew he liked you, but there was one moment where he was like "Oh shit, she's hot."

• That's whenever they had a pool party for all the freshmen.

• So he came with most of the gang, you came with your friends

• And whenever he saw you in your bikini, his jaw dropped

• When the fuck did that happen??

• Last time he checked you were in the kiddy pool with floaties on your arms

• Sure you had always been pretty, but holy shit

• The first time you realized you were smitten with him was whenever he came to you after a rumble

• His nose was busted, he had a black eye, he looked like shit.

• But for some reason, that's when it clicked.

• You were just cleaning up the blood when your brain suddenly realized

'holy shit I like this dumbass-'

• Yet neither one of you ever said anything.

• Literally everyone thinks you two would be a great couple

• I mean, it's obvious he's head over heels for you

• Only problem is that neither of you want to ruin this perfect, amazing friendship

• I mean you two have literally done everything together

• You learned to ride a bike together, you learned to read together, all of it.

• You practically share parents at this point.

• So Steve's over here like

"I dunno man, she's way out of my league"

• And you're over here all

"It's not like he likes likes me, he talks to me about all these other girls.."

• Both of your friend groups are trying to slap some sense into the two of you

• Like Steve has literally punched a guy for you??

• And you pulled a clump of hair off a girl's head for him once??

• So why are you both so fucking stupid?? It's right there??

• Eventually someone finally convinced Steve

• Probably Sodapop.

"I'm tellin' ya' Steve, she likes ya'."

"Fine, fine, I'll ask 'er."

• He had to hype himself up for a good week or two.

• Eventually he decided to tell you.

• So here you two were, hanging out and watching some romance movie that he strategically put on

"I thought you hated romance?"

"I dunno, it was in clearance."

• And since Steve is super smart, during a make-out scene he decides

'Yeah, she'd love that.'

• He thinks it's the smoothest thing ever.

"Y'know, we could be kissin' like that right now.."

• He's internally patting himself on the back, damn he was smooth.

• You look at him, thinking he's joking

• I mean you two jokingly flirt all the time, how's this any different

• But he's dead serious.

• As serious as Steve can be, at least.

"You wanna?"

• His jaw dropped right then and there.

• Yeah, he thought it was smooth, but he didn't think it was that smooth.

• He thought you'd slap him or something.

• And before he knows it, you're kissing him.

• Holy shitttttttt

• The only time he was this happy was when his boss brought chocolate cake to his night shift at DX

• You're over here screaming inside

• Because 'holy shit I'm kissing him, holy shit, holy shit-"

• Whenever you both pull away, Steve's smiling like a dumbass

• You're smiling right back at him

"Ya' got a boyfriend?"

• You just snicker, shaking your head

"Ya' want one?"

• The rest is history.

• Whenever he told the gang the story they all just shrugged

"You ain't happy for me or nothin'?"

"I mean yea, we are, but it was kinda obvious"

"We all knew you were gonna get 'er eventually, Steve."

• Once you started dating your relationship basically stayed the same

• Except you make out way more

• And now he can check you out without having to be all discreet

• Sodapop still brags that he's the reason you two are together

"I should be a matchmaker or somethin'.."

"I was gonna tell her without ya', Soda"

"You ain't gotta lie to me, Stevie. This is a safe space."

• All in all, you two are perfect together

• Like I said, somehow you two get along seamlessly.

• That movie you two watched 100% became Steve's favorite movie, by the way.

[meraki-yao]

RWRB Thoughts: The Deadline Contender Panel

Quick list of very direct, subjective, random and spontaneous thoughts I had while listening/watching the panel:

I absolutely understand that Taylor probably doesn't remember every detail of the movie off the top of his head, especially with nerves, but Sweetheart really didn't describe the played DNC scene correctly😅

That being said Taylor calling Henry Alex's boyfriend made me SO FUCKING HAPPY???? I was squealing and kicking my legs because of all the feels. On top of that, intentional or not, Taylor takes a breath so it goes "wanted to bring his... boyfriend!" and there's this subtle emphasis on the word, I am screaming

I do question why this scene though? I don't know much about this whole process, but just an educated guess, if we're trying to get an emmy nom via this panel, shouldn't we be showing a scene that's more representative of the movie's core? Like, say the New Year's scene, or Kensington Palace, or the Lake scene. If we have to include the comedy aspect, then show the freaking Red Room. I love this scene of course, but if the purpose is to nominate ourselves and show ourselves then I feel like another scene should have been picked

Why can't people freaking pronounce Nick's surname correctly? It's phonic! Ga - Lit- Zine

"Orange Guy was still president" I snorted

I heard there's stupid discourse over this minor, harmless thing, but because people are stupid, here to clarify "especially Taylor since he's here" is CLEARLY A JOKE BETWEEN FRIENDS and if you didn't pick that up then that's kind of sad :P

I'm wondering if there's still recordings of the zoom auditions/chem read. I can also imagine zoom chem read being much harder. Honestly I think zoom auditions only work with monologues.

He did the chem read in his sister's apartment lmao

THEIR CHEM READ WAS KENXINGTON????!!! WHAT THE FUCK???!!! THE MOMENT THAT MADE MATTHEW GO "there's the one" WAS THIS FREAKING SCENE??? This also implies they had to say "I love you" upon the first time meeting each other oh my god I wanna see that so bad

Also I cannot freaking imagine this intense of a scene via zoom, God I really want to see it (don't think we'll ever get it but still)

Someone ask Matthew or Nick what the other scene in the chem read is

The notebook, pride and prejudice and 10 things i hate about you mention made me happy :D

The speech thing... Kinda feel like should be a Matthew question? It's cool to hear that Taylor referenced President Obama but this is still ultimately him being Alex? Plus Taylor's a great public speaker to begin with

Did he dabble in political science? Did he ever mention that? I know he did Spanish and Community but political science?

I think the only really bad gay movie in recent years was Bros and that has a myriad of issues internally and externally, but I think it's just this one?

Why is TikTok the metric? Might write something longer in the future when I have time but the thing is with this

Speaking of Taylor and queer roles, I think I saw somewhere that Noah Torres was bi?

I talked to @pippin-katz about this but dear God, I have heard the question "What is your favourite scene" being asked to the boys at least three times now, and they always answer the cake scene. Why don't they ever expand on the question, especially since Taylor affed the Kensington scene this time, and why don't they ever ask other questions or ask about specifics? Between me and my friends, we came up with at least 40 questions that could be asked to the boys and haven't been asked yet.

Nick how the fuck did cream stay in/ behind your ear for two days and Taylor how did you spot it

I'm honestly getting really tired of the sequel question, it's always phrased the same way, and of course, the answer is gonna be the same. Even if they knew, they contractually can't tell us, the first announcement of a sequel will have to come from a bigger source like Amazon themselves.

I understand being nervous but this interviewer felt too timid and unsure of herself

Overall still very enjoyable, always more than happy to hear Taylor speak about his baby that we all love, but the question are so freaking repetitive. I said it clearer in my discussion with Pippin so here's a screenshot of that part

[coleszzzworld]

My yandere college! jock head canons!

A/n-(yoooo , these are just some random head canons for my yandere jock series ! I just wanted to push something out , and it’s been forever since I wrote for kai lol lowkey this is some character backstory for Kai , happy reading enjoy!❤️)

TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️- suggestive content , daddy issues, mentions of murder? (Kind of) just some crazy stuff lol and yandere behavior. Do not read if easily triggered!

•I already said this in the first chapter butttttt kai is definitely a golden retriever boyfriend, he’s just so damn stupid, and he has a bright personality. But when someone fucks with you in anyway … let’s just say he gets scary 😭 , and I don’t mean that in a cringe way , that man will kill for you . And make sure you’ll never find out 🧍🏽‍♀️he could go to 0 to 100 real quick !!!

•Kai loves being around you , no matter what . Oh your going back to your dorm ? Or home (that’s if u don’t live on campus) it doesn’t matter he’ll be behind you , and he’ll lowkey invite himself to stay the night at your place , like this man literally lives at your dorm/house , like I’m not joking his toothbrush, clothes, blankets etc . Is at your place even if you have a roommate or you live with your family , surprisingly your roommate/family love him! And says he’s welcome anytime! , yeah you definitely need space from him. “Y/n!! Let’s watch a movie!”

•I don’t want to be that person but I will be , he definitely has home problems , that boy ain’t got a daddy (just like me fr 🤠) when he was two years old , his dad left . And his mom always works . She’s barely home , and when she is , they don’t really talk , and when they do they always fight about the dumbest things , so basically he ain’t got no dad , and his mom is a workaholic, and he’s a insane psychopath! w for his parents fr !!!🥳 that’s part of the reason he stays with you , he’s alone most of the time , that and he likes to have you close.

•also I will be that person again🙃, when your sleep , and he’s laying on the floor next to your bed (he refused to stay in the guest room , he says your room is more comfortable.) he definitely the type to get hard from just being near you , and he has to release his aching pain some how ….👀 now he’s respectful he’ll make sure he’s quiet (even tho he doesn’t want to be.🤠) and he’s makes sure to clean up after , don’t hate but he’s definitely a whimper 😩 like he bites his lip when he’s coming to his high , his hand going up and down on his length. 😵‍💫 he just thinks about how you would feel on his length and how he would just claim you as his , all he can think about is how tight you would be … “f-fuck , y-y/n I’ll be g-good , just be mines , p-please”

•now let me tell you this , he’s definitely not a virgin, his body count is two , everyone on campus thinks he’s a play boy but naw 😭he has a low body count and he’s loyal to one person and that person is only you. That and all of his team mates and friends are play boys so that’s were the expectations come from fr lol .

•now , he does have siblings(he has 3 other siblings), but he has never met them (well kinda of) ,the first thing he knows about his dad was when he was starting college and football he was meeting everyone and he met a cheerleader , she kinda of looked like his dad , I mean the pictures of his dad he had she looked like him , and she had the same last name as his dad (Kai has his moms last name) curiously he wanted too know more , so he went digging and fount her instagram, he saw photos of her family and sure enough he saw his dad … he definitely stayed away from her when he fount out his dad , left and had a new family, a family with another woman , and new children, a child that HE goes to school with , someone HE shares the flied with basically, he lost it , bro was definitely feeling all types of Emotions , actually as matter fact , when he first fell for you , yk at the football game , the reason why his head was out of the game and the team was losing , was because his dad was their , not for him , hell his dad probably didn’t even recognize that Kai was playing, his dad was their for his daughter. The cheerleader. Kai was feeling anger, sadness, he wanted to go up on those bleachers and beat the hell out of his dad…all that was running through Kai Head was “how dare he leave me , and have a new family. How fucking dare he come here . And act like I don’t exist. How dare he.” But when break time happened and he bumped into you near the concessions stand that’s when he met you .Suddenly he felt wanted, he knew he had to have you.

•now let’s talk about Kai’s mom , like I said she’s a workaholic, she wasn’t married to Kai’s dad when he split , and she works as a nurse, she picks up shifts and works all day / night ,she really didn’t talk about Kai’s dad , while he was growing up , and refused to talk about him , when Kai wanted to get in contact with his dad . She’s a nice lady tho , when she was at home , Kai dragged you to his house to meet her , and surprisingly you and her bonded , then she left for work . Kai looked disappointed but he’s used to it 🙃

•Kai just needs love and attention, bro is , Touch starved too😭 he just needs some love fr , so no matter where y’all are , he will always be holding you hand or holding your waist , or just lean against you , bro just down bad fr 😭

•he’s your best friend, as you put it , but I’m telling you now , that man is trying to be more then friends, like he’s literally insane over you . And even if you don’t like him like that , that’s okay , you’ll never get rid of him!

•this man drives , so your a passenger princess , so when you guys go out , he likes to blast music and put his hand on your thigh , and he says it’s not werid, but you’re like “🤔” he definitely has no chill , like I said he loves holding you . So his hands go to your thighs when he drives you , too school or anywhere else

•I have a feeling that this man listens to indie and rap , I’m talking like gorillaz and Marc demarco , jid , sometimes Kodak and nardo wick when he’s feeling devious 🤭 he also listens to glass animals, anddddd tame impla and Tyler the creator😤

•let’s do say , someone fucks with you , In anyway I mean he fought Cameron Harris for you , he definitely was trying to kill him , and he would if his friends didn’t pull him off Cameron , but let’s say someone disrespect your name or spreads Nasty rumors about you , that man is ready to split whoever skull open for you , like I said he’s bat shit crazy, he literally thinks of you as a god . He thinks your his savior damn near 😵‍💫 like he can’t have no one talking down on your name 🗣️

•overall If I had to rate him on how dangerous he is I would say 8.9/10 like he’s insane and basically he has nothing to lose , he’ll go to war for you any day , if you say to , he will , he just real like that🤭💅🏽.

“Nobody will talk to you like that y/n . I’ll forever love and protect you . You’ll see I’m the one for you! And If not …I’ll make you love me .”

[writingforstraykids]

Addicted to you - Chp. 4

Pairing: Minchan (mention of Felix | ot8)

Word Count: 4772

Summary: The next morning, Minho gets caught slipping out of Chan's room, only to find out that Felix knows damn well what happened the night before. Chan can't help himself, teasing Minho right back into bed. Minho decides to trust him all the way...

Warnings/Tags: top!chan, bottom!minho, first time

A/N: I promise there'll be more plot in the next one😂 ~ Moon🌙

Chp. 3 | Chp. 5

Say you're mine I swear friends don't get this close Pull you in, exchanging souls Trace my skin, losing control eyes don't lie - Isabel LaRosa

The next morning, Minho slipped out of Chan’s room early. But he stopped in his movements as Felix’s bedroom door opened, which was right next to Chan’s, and he stepped out. Minho stood still for a moment, his hand still on the doorknob as he met Felix’s eyes.

“Morning, Minho hyung,” he said and tilted his head at him. “Why are you wearing Chan’s clothes?” 

Minho looked down at himself and mentally cursed at himself. Chan had lent him some clothes last night since his needed to be cleaned after the night’s activities. “Uh, we were watching a movie, and I got cold. I was too lazy to walk back to my room, so Chan hyung lent me some of his.”

Felix raised his eyebrows at his words, giggled softly and rolled his eyes. Minho stared at him nervously. “You’re so bad at lying, it’s actually adorable.” Felix breathed out, a knowing smile on his lips.

“Do you want to get punched early in the morning?” Minho playfully threatened. 

"Fuck, Channie hyung." he mocked his moans from the previous night. Minho's eyes widened and his jaw dropped. He heard them through the walls. "Oh Chan, just like that." he went on, and Minho quickly covered his mouth. 

"Shh, you dumbass," he shushed him and looked down the hall to make sure no one else heard. Felix grabbed his wrist and pulled him into his room, shutting the door behind them.

“You two have been spending a lot of time together lately,” Felix said, leaning against the door. His eyes focused on him only.

“And?” Minho asked. “I could say the same about you with Changbin or Hyunjin.” He tried to change the focus on Felix.

“You could, but you already know what’s up,” Felix told him and sat down at the edge of his bed. He looked at him expectantly, waiting on him to tell the truth. “So?”

“Felix,” he breathed out a soft chuckle before sitting down next to him. He didn’t look at Felix as he continued to speak. “We talked about relationships, first kisses, and stuff. And I may have been a little too open…”

“Oh?” his tone prompting Minho to keep explaining.

“In my defense, he casually dropped the bomb that he has casual sex quite often,” Minho said, and Felix smirked knowingly. Minho saw the subtle action and narrowed his eyes at the man next to him. “Why aren’t you surprised? Lixie, do you know everyone’s dirty secrets around here?”

“I must be really trustworthy,” he grinned. “But actually, I walked in on Chan and some guy accidentally one day.”

“Just like you accidentally walked in on me,” Minho said, a light blush dusting his cheeks and ears at that memory.

“You didn’t lock your door,” he pointed out. “I just wanted to get my sweater back.”

“It was my day off, and you all said you wouldn’t be back before evening!” he defended himself with a soft whine.

“Which you thought was the perfect opportunity to fuck yourself stupid with that toy,” he giggled, and Minho punched his arm. “I still think you looked hot, by the way.”

“Shut up,” he groaned and rolled his eyes at him. “We both know that’s why you kissed me two days later.”

“Hey, you wanted it as much as I did.” Felix defended himself playfully.

“I was joking!” he protested and giggled softly as Felix rolled his eyes at him. “But it was lovely, so forget it.”

“Mhm, so back to the topic at hand,” he circled back. “What happened?” he asked curiously.

“I might’ve told him about us.” he chuckled, and Felix’s body tensed just slightly.

“How did he take it?” he asked.

“He didn’t seem to mind it that much. He wasn’t really surprised by it either,” he told him, frowning softly. “We might’ve seemed closer than just friends at the time.”

“And then?” 

“Well, the day you stormed into my room unannounced once again,” he said, and Felix laughed again. “Chan was there.”

“What?!” Felix shrieked but covered his mouth quickly after realizing what time it was. “What?” he whispered.

Minho quickly filled him in on the events of that day. “He heard you saying that you miss that fucked out look on my face,” he chuckled. “That’s why he ignored us both for two days. He was kinda jealous.”

“God, I thought I did something wrong or upset him.” he groaned and breathed out, rolling his eyes at his newfound ease.

“Anyway, that’s what led to that talk I just told you about. Then I reminded him that I can take care of myself just fine, but um…I think Chan’s thoughts were elsewhere. After saying that, he suddenly called me kitten,” Minho said. “You know what pet names do to me,” He bit the inside of his cheek. “We kissed pretty soon after that.”

“Judging by the sounds, you two did more than just kiss,” Felix reminded him smugly, and the blush on Minho’s face deepened. “Yes, you were a little loud but still as whiny as I remember.”

“I swear to God I will punch you,” he groaned, burying his face in his hands. “Fuck, I really hoped no one would hear.”

“Well, Chan’s bed is on the same wall as mine, of course, I’d hear,” he giggled. “Did you two-?”

“No,” Minho shook his head. “He was a little drunk, and I didn’t want our first time to be a drunken night,” he told him, fidgeting with his sleeves. “You can’t tell anyone about this, okay? Chan will kill me.”

“My lips are sealed, Minho hyung,” he promised, winking at him. “But…what’s your plan?”

“He kind of confessed he had a crush on me for quite a while. I made it clear I won’t be one of his one-night stands. He agreed and also offered me to come to him the next time I feel needy.” he said, blushing a little at Felix’s excited expression. “Why do you look so excited?”

“I knew he’d come around one day!” he cheered, and Minho shushed him, giggling.

“He doesn’t want to give it a term yet and said we’ll figure it out along the way. Whatever that’s supposed to mean.” he shrugged.

“I’ll kick his ass if he doesn’t take you on a date like yesterday,” Felix said, making his hyung laugh. 

“I’ll keep you updated in secret,” he promised, holding up his pinky finger. Felix smiled and sealed the pinky promise. Minho smiled, the friendship between the two growing stronger by the day. He knew that if no one else had his back, Felix would. “So, how are things going for you?”

“Changbinnie is a very sweet boyfriend, as per usual,” he smiled softly. “Hyunjin still likes to tease me in public too much for my own good,” he laughed.

“I think it’s time to put him in the air fryer,” Minho grinned jokingly. “And there’s still no jealousy or anything between you?”

“You know Hyunjin likes that we aren’t a couple. It gives him more opportunities to drive Hannie crazy for a change. Binnie has a soft spot for him, so he has no issue sharing.” Felix shrugged absentmindedly. A sudden memory flashed in his mind, and a blush settled onto his cheeks.

But Minho noticed the change in his face. “What?” Minho asked curiously.

“Last time they talked about sharing me in bed for a change,” he whispered, and Minho’s eyes widened. “I think I’ll die with that much attention on me at one time.”

“I’ll let your mother know you died happily,” he told him before they both broke out into laughter. Once they settled down, he continued, “I should get going before the others wake up. And before Changbin kicks my ass for being in your room this early in the morning.”

“Wearing Chan’s clothes,” Felix added, grinning smugly from ear to ear.

Minho got up quickly and opened the door, peeking out into the hallway. “We’ll talk later, Lixie,” he giggled before slipping outside. Minho had barely stepped away from Felix’s door when Chan’s door opened. He stepped outside, wearing a wide black sweater and matching sweatpants. He had his backpack with him, and Minho knew he'd probably head to the gym. “Morning, Channie hyung,” he said, and Chan looked up surprised.

His face softened at the sight of him, and a sweet smile covered his lips. “Morning, kitten,” he said playfully, smirking at the soft blush settling on Minho’s cheeks. “Don’t you look pretty in my clothes?”

Minho suddenly felt shy and lowered his gaze, trying to hide the stupid smile covering his lips. Chan took a few steps forward and wrapped his arm around his waist, pulling him in. Minho’s heart skipped a beat as he met Chan’s eyes, not quite knowing where his mind was. Chan leaned in a little more, and his lips brushed over Minho’s. 

“Channie,” he whispered.

He smiled before kissing him soft and lovingly, a complete change compared to yesterday. Minho melted against him at the tenderness and forgot his prior concerns of someone catching them. “I think staying away from you in front of the kids will be harder than I thought,” Chan told him quietly. 

“I didn’t do anything.” he giggled quietly and brushed his nose against Chan’s, seeking another kiss.

“You’re effortlessly beautiful and cute, that’s the issue.” Chan chuckled.

“You seemed quite fine with that before,” he shrugged.

“That’s before I knew how pretty you look beneath me.” he whispered against his lips.

“You haven’t seen anything yet.” he teased, and Chan kissed him in response.

“As I said, whatever you feel comfortable with.” he told him gently and reached up, caressing his cheek.

“I might not let you fuck me senseless yet, but that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the view.” he winked at him cheekily.

“I’ll be at the gym for a bit, why don’t I have you for breakfast when I come back?” he suggested and smirked at the tiny gasp that left Minho’s lips. He leaned forward and whispered right next to his ear, “Let’s see whose tongue you like better.”

Minho’s stomach flipped right there, and he closed his eyes to control his increasing heartbeat. “You can’t possibly think I’d wait that long.” he told him and grabbed Chan by his sweater, pulling him back into his room.

Chan giggled. “I was counting on it.” he said, closing the door and pushing him against it.

“Fuck you,” he said and swallowed at Chan’s amused expression. It wasn’t hard to feel a dominating aura coming from Chan. It just seemed so natural.

“Behave, or I’ll change my mind and make you wait.” he said, licking his lip at Minho’s offended look. Oh, he loved a challenge. 

“Fine.” he rolled his eyes and looked at him expectantly.

“Give me a moment, I have an idea.” he said before leaving the room. Leaving Minho waiting.

Minho blinked, confused, and sighed softly before sitting at the edge of Chan’s bed. What was he looking for? He was starting to get bored after a while and fell back onto the bed, staring at the ceiling. “What’s taking you so long now?” he cursed softly and braced himself on his elbows as Chan opened the door again, locking it behind himself. “Well, hello there. I see you found your way back.” 

Chan raised his eyebrows at him amused, and bit his lower lip as Minho spread his legs, tilting his head at him. “I gave Felix my card and told him to go out for breakfast with Changbin and Jisung. The rest are away for a couple more days anyway.” he said.

Minho nodded gently. Seungmin, Jeongin, and Hyunjin were traveling abroad on vacation and would return in two days. “How considerate,” he said sarcastically.

Chan snorted and walked over. “I didn’t do this for them,” he said, leaning down, bracing himself next to Minho’s arms. “This time, I want to hear you fall apart.”

Minho met his eyes and grinned. “Is that a kink?”

“I didn’t know I liked it until a few days ago.” he confessed, and Minho’s eyes widened. 

“I’m flattered,” he smirked before leaning up to kiss him. “Are they gone already?”

As in on time, the echo of the door closed downstairs, and Chan pulled away laughing. “I guess so. Changbin never disappoints.”

Minho laughed before searching through Chan’s eyes. “How do you want me?”

Chan leaned to the side, opening the drawer of his bedside table. He took out a long piece of smooth silk and held it up. “Would you feel comfortable with me tying your hands to the bed?”

“I think that’s alright.” he nodded and scooted back a little. 

Chan put it aside briefly and captured his lips in a feverish kiss, hands slipping beneath his shirt and roaming up his torso. Minho kissed back, letting him have his way, smirking to himself as Chan removed his shirt before taking off his own. Once Minho got comfortable, hovered over him, smiling softly.

Minho pulled him down against his body, the feeling of their skin touching sending electric waves through his skin. His hands roamed up Chan’s strong back as they continued kissing. He swiftly wrapped his legs around his waist. Chan’s hand wandered down, grabbing his thigh and squeezing it gently. He closed his eyes as Chan started kissing down his neck and tangled his hand in his curls. “Feels so good, Channie hyung.” he sighed softly and let his head fall back into the pillow, exposing more of his skin for him. 

“I just have to be careful not to leave any marks,” he sighed, teasingly licking a trail up from his neck and behind his ear. “Which is a shame.”

Minho chuckled weakly and hummed as Chan kissed down his jaw. “Just put them where no one will see.”

Chan didn’t need a second invitation and moved further down, full lips traveling down his torso. He hummed, pleased as Minho squirmed beneath his touch. The second he felt Chan’s teeth graze over his skin, his hands tangled in his hair. He made sure to leave a small trail of marks all over his stomach, moving further down with each one. Minho’s tiny whimpers and moans filled the room, already breathless as he glanced up. “Enjoying yourself, kitten?” he asked. Minho moaned in response to the pet name. “I’ll take that as a yes.” he giggled and pulled down Minho’s sweatpants a little, exposing his lower abdomen.  

He kissed the newly exposed skin, and Minho whined sweetly above him. 

“Fuck Chan, stop teasing,” he begged and stretched his arms out for him. “Tie me up, do whatever you have to. But please do something.”

Chan giggled softly but did as he said, grabbing the silk and gently tying his hands together and to the headboard. “Too tight?” he asked and calmingly kissed him.

“No, it’s fine.” he assured him.

“May I?” he asked as he sat between his legs and rested his hands on his hips. 

“Yes, please.” Minho nodded and lifted his hips to make it easier for him to remove his pants and underwear in one go. He felt a little exposed after that, already semi-hard from what they had been doing before. Chan’s intense gaze made him blush and squirm a little. “What?” he asked timidly.

“You look even more beautiful than I imagined,” he told him, and Minho blushed heavily.

“Pervert,” he teased. 

“Says the one who thinks about me while getting off.” Chan gave back smugly.

“You’re so lucky I can’t hit you right now,” Minho squinted his eyes at him, playfully offended. That lit a fire in Chan’s eyes Minho had never seen before. He watched as Chan took off his own sweatpants with a new goal. He didn’t care to take his time anymore. But he was still going to be careful with his kitten. “Chan hyung?”

“Yes?” he asked and gently caressed his thighs.

“I…I think I’ll let you take things a step further.”

Chan searched his eyes in surprise. “Are you sure?”

“Right now I am,” he chuckled and chewed on his lower lip. “I think I am.”

He nodded as his fingers slowly trailed up his thighs, leaning down to kiss him. “I’ll ask you again once we go further, okay?”

“Okay,” Minho nodded and kissed him sweetly.

“No pressure. I won’t be offended if you decide differently, alright?” he doubled down, and Minho nodded again. Chan placed a pillow beneath his hips and made himself comfortable between his legs.

Minho’s head fell back as Chan parted his cheeks and licked a slow trail from his entrance to right underneath his balls. The moment he began to push his tongue into him, Minho’s moan occupied the room, and he pulled at the silk tie, holding his hands hostage. The feeling was slightly overwhelming in the moment, being as though it’s been a while since Minho was intimate with someone. “Fuck, Chan,” he moaned as the older one started squeezing his thighs, ass, and hips. He held him in place as he ate him out deliciously. He got lost in the delicious feeling but slightly hated that he couldn’t grip onto Chan’s soft curls. But the feeling of being tied up whilst Chan had his way with him sent chills down his spine like no other. 

Chan didn’t hold himself back either, gently grinding down on the mattress as he moaned and opened him up further with his tongue. The way Minho squirmed above him, the pretty sounds leaving his mouth, and how his body reacted to his movements made Chan unbearably hard. As this continued for a little while, Minho’s moans became whiny and desperate, making Chan’s stomach flip. He pulled back, and the protesting weak sound that left his lips made Chan’s heart flutter. “So beautiful,” he told him, kissing from his knee and down his inner thigh slowly before repeating the process on the other side. 

“Chan hyung, please.” Minho whined softly. He could feel tears begin to settle in his lower lash line, but they refused to fall.

“Please, what?” he asked and reached down, teasingly rubbing his thumb over his tensing hole. He felt it flutter with anticipation of what was to come.

Minho groaned and tried to move his hands, but the silky restraint held him back. “Don’t make me beg,” he whispered.

Chan looked down at him, and his breath stopped for a second. Minho’s chocolate eyes were hooded with lust, his lips swollen from their heated kissing, and a slight blush had settled on his cheeks. His hair was starting to stick to his forehead, and the marks on his torso were slowly becoming more visible. “Fuck, you should’ve come with a warning.”

“What?” he asked, blinking up at him softly.

“Caution: Extremely hot! Handle with care.” he grinned, and Minho’s jaw dropped.

“You’re so fucking stupid, I hate you,” Minho started giggling and pulled at his restraints. “Take this off. You deserve a proper kiss.”

Chan giggled softly and did as he said, gently removing the silk from his wrists. Before he could react, Minho had pushed him down onto the mattress and straddled his lap. He leaned down and kissed him heatedly, grinding down on Chan’s lap and pulling a sweet moan from his lips. Minho crawled further down and gently tugged at Chan’s boxers, glancing up at him. Chan lifted his hips to let him pull them down. He couldn’t hide the blush creeping up his neck and ears as Minho’s eyes widened slightly at the size of him. 

Minho’s mouth began to water at the sight, licking his lips. “Where’s the lube, handsome?” he asked, sitting back on his thighs again. Chan reached into the drawer of his bedside table, taking out the small bottle and flicking its cap open. He sat back against the headboard, pulling Minho with him, and kissed him gently.

“Want to know what my fingers actually feel like?” he asked, and Minho nodded, allowing him to go on. Chan poured some onto his fingers, spreading it, and reached behind Minho. He wrapped his other arm around his waist to steady the younger male. “Relax,” he whispered, slowly pushing in the first finger. 

Minho moaned in his ear, steadying his breathing to adjust to the distantly familiar feeling. He wrapped his arms around his neck and tangled his hand in his hair. He scratched his scalp a bit, forcing a low groan from Chan’s chest. Chan soothingly rubbed his lower back as he added another finger after a while of gently opening him up.

Minho was right, Chan’s fingers felt so much better than his own already. Once Chan was four fingers deep, he buried his face in his shoulder, moaning wildly at the stretch of his hole around his fingers. His hyung located his prostate, and Minho’s body shook at the sudden contact. “Oh, right there,” he breathed out and whimpered as Chan’s fingers brushed over it again. Minho’s hips moved in tandem with Chan’s fingers. Chan was intoxicated by the sounds coming from the man in his arms. It ignited his need to throw him on the bed and ruin him. But he pushed it aside to ensure Minho was comfortable and feeling the utmost pleasure. But he was brought back to reality at the sound of his voice. “Okay, I’m ready,” he spoke through his broken moans. He couldn’t wait much longer, feeling Chan’s dick pressing up against him.

“Are you sure?” Chan asked, and Minho nodded impatiently. “How do you want to start?” he asked. Minho feeling comfortable was more important than anything else to him right now.

Minho thought for a moment. “Can I try riding you for now?” he asked. It shouldn’t work much differently than with one of his toys. He’s been stretched just enough. And that way, he’d be in control over the pace for the start.

“Whatever you feel most comfortable with,” he nodded. “I’ll stop whenever you want.”

He nodded, getting a little nervous. He knew Chan would never hurt him, but he also couldn’t help his body tensing at what was to come. Chan rolled a condom over his dick and covered himself with lube before nodding at Minho. He grabbed his dick, aligned it with his hole, and took another deep breath before slowly pushing into him. Minho bit his lower lip and braced himself on Chan’s shoulders as he sunk further down slowly. He angled and made careful movements of his hips. He couldn’t help but moan quietly at the feeling and squinted his eyes a little at the burning stretch. Chan was bigger than the toys he was used to. He needed a bit more time adjusting to it. “Channie, I need some help, please?” he pleaded softly.

Chan gently rested his hands on his hips and kissed his cheek. He guided him down carefully, planting soft kisses on his jawline and neck. Once he was buried fully inside of him, they both groaned at the feeling. 

“Holy shit,” Minho moaned out, feeling full already.

“Are you okay, kitten?” he asked, on alert for Minho’s comfort level.

“Yeah, you just feel a lot better than I imagined,” he chuckled breathlessly.

“Fuck, Min,” he breathed out and tightly gripped the sheets with one hand to steady himself, closing his eyes. He could feel the fluttering of his hole contracting around his cock as he adjusts to his size. But each gentle squeeze on his cock was driving him crazy.

Minho chuckled softly and buried his face in Chan’s neck. “Give me a moment,” he told him, taking a few deep breaths to relax and focus on the pleasurable sensations. Once he pulled back, he noticed Chan gripping the sheets and looked up at his face, giggling softly. “Are you alright?”

Chan slowly opened his eyes and looked at him, adorably concentrated. “You’re so tight, it feels amazing. I’m just trying to hold myself back, that’s all.”

Minho smirked and nudged their noses together before kissing him sweetly. He lifted his hips before sitting back down on him. Chan moaned into their kiss and rested one hand on his lower back as Minho finally started moving. Minho ran his hand through his curls and started riding him, kissing him with enough fire to leave them both breathless. 

Chan’s hand roamed over his body, his lips chasing Minho’s as they kissed. Knowing they were alone, he didn’t hold back anymore and let Minho hear how good he felt. “You’re doing so good for me, kitten,” he groaned in his ear.

Minho moaned out as his eyes fluttered closed. He felt the compliment boosting his confidence. He started kissing down Chan’s neck, and the moans he drew from him were music to his ears. “Did you imagine it like this?” he whispered next to his ear.

Chan’s grip on his hip tightened. “You have no idea what you made me think about before,” he told him as he chased after his lips, kissing him passionately and biting his lower lip. “I wanted you for so long, Minho.”

Minho moaned softly at the confession and shivered, thinking of all the things Chan could’ve imagined. “Is that why you started sleeping with guys?” he asked, remembering that Felix told him Chan's preferences had changed over time. 

Chan’s hand sunk into Minho’s hair, and he bit his lip harder. “What if I told you I called them by your name?”

That was it for him. Minho could’ve cum right there, and it took everything in him not to. All he got out was a whimper as he shivered above him. "Channie," he whined out, feeling his thighs growing weak. 

Chan got the message and switched their positions, laying Minho down on his back. He captured his lips in a kiss as he started thrusting into him at a steady pace. 

Minho buried his hand in his hair, wrapping his legs around his waist, and threw his head back. "Fuck," he pushed out between broken moans. 

Chan changed the angle a bit and located Minho's prostate. Minho fell apart beneath him as he repeatedly hit his prostate, keeping the rhythm steady but gentle enough. Minho was a moaning mess, each one coming out in tandem with the repeated thrusts Chan gave him. Chan kept a firm grip as he fucked Minho, bringing them both closer to their end. "Minho, I'm close," he warned him with a painful groan. 

"Don't stop," Minho begged, focused on chasing his own release. His whole body was flooded with pleasure, he had never felt that good during sex before and wished the moment would never end. Chan grabbed his dick, stroking him, and Minho fell over the edge before he could stop it. "Channie~," he moaned loudly as he spilled all over their chests. Chan kissed him sweetly, still thrusting and chasing his own relief. Through his own panting, trying to catch his breath,  Minho realized that Chan hadn't finished yet. "Let me hear how pretty my name sounds when you cum in me." 

Chan's eyes rolled back at that, and the whimper that left his throat was sinful. It didn’t take much longer before his hips stilled, and his cock filled the condom with his hot cum, moaning Minho's name beautifully. All that could be heard in the room was their heavy panting and barely audible whimpers. Minho whined softly as Chan pulled out of him gently. Chan took off the condom, tied it close, and threw it into the bin. He grabbed the towel from his backpack, wiped their chests, and cleaned Minho up before cuddling him close. 

Minho hummed, satisfied at the warmth of his body indulging him, and buried his face in his bare chest. He was tired but happy. "That was..," he trailed off, afraid of saying something to throw the moment off. Chan must've had sex better than that a hundred times before. 

"Pretty amazing." Chan finished his sentence. 

Minho’s heart froze at his words. "Wait, really?" Chan hummed happily and cuddled him close. "You don't regret messing around with a virgin?" 

"Min, you're underestimating yourself once again," Chan chuckled and kissed his head. "It was great, honestly."

"Oh," he nodded dumbly before smiling up at him. "Let's do this again sometime?" 

Chan chuckled softly. "You bet."

Minho blinked and then pushed out a sigh. "Well, we can’t get comfortable like this. We have to take a shower and get dressed before they come back." 

"Ugh, I hate it when you're right." Chan groaned, making Minho chuckle. 

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[azurethevampire]

Would you write for victor Sullivan and Nathan Drake, maybe with the reader too who’s Nathan’s younger sister but also very close to sully. I thought for a prompt there could be a father daughter dance at school but obviously she has no one to go with but sully’s just like “obviously I’ll go with you’ instead because he’s like the father she (they) never had :,) (also I have not played the game only watched the movie but do with it what you will of course!)

Just as a heads up that I have no freaking idea how these types of dances work in reality 😂

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“I got an interesting email from your school today.” 

You and your brother had been working in silence for the past half an hour, Nathan making dinner preparations and you focused on your homework. Your brother’s words made you frown and lift your gaze up at him as your mind was quickly processing what he had said. What reason would your school possibly have for emailing your brother? You hadn’t skipped any classes or got into any other trouble as far as you knew. Something in Nathan’s tone told you the email couldn’t be about your grades either – which were just fine in your opinion. 

“Oh?” 

“Why didn’t you tell me there is this dance event coming up?” 

Your fingers, which had been playing with your pencil, halted. In fact your whole body froze for a moment, before you got a hold of yourself. 

Then you shrugged, and turned your attention back to your homework. You didn’t want to look at your brother. “Didn’t think of it as a big deal since I’m not going.” 

"What? What do you mean you're not going?" 

Shit. He wasn't about to drop this, was he? You all but slammed your school books closed. "If you don't know what those words together mean, maybe you shouldn't have dropped out of school." 

"Hey!" Nathan sputtered for a moment, giving you time to gather your books. You were about to leave the kitchen, planning to close yourself to the guest bedroom you and your brother shared at Sully's apartment. It'll be temporary, Nathan had said to both you and Sully a month ago when he had first suggested the idea to the older man. Honestly, you think the only reason Sully agreed was because you had become somewhat of a soft spot for him — which he will deny vehemently, if asked. At first Sully had said Nathan could stay where the fuck he wanted and you could stay with him as long as needed. You still weren't sure if he had been joking or not but you and your brother both had moved in with him a few days later.  

A hand around your arm stopped your escape plans. 

"But you love these kinds of things and the dancing", Nathan said, his tone indicating that he had switched to his puzzle solving state of mind. You wished he wouldn't do that. Sometimes – you could admit as much as that – it was useful your big brother could fit strange pieces together and form the truth from seemingly unrelated scatters of information. But when Nathan tried to solve you? His little sister who was on the threshold of adulthood and preferred some things out of her brother's let alone guardian's knowledge? Times like these made you wish Nathan could stop hunting the truth for once. "Why wouldn't you go?" 

Suddenly fed up with this conversation, you yanked your arm away from your brother. "Because it's a stupid father-daughter dance!" 

Nathan blinked. "So? I have gone to one of those with you before, I can come again." 

You stared at your brother. How could he be so dense?! 

"You're not my dad, Nate." 

Nathan flinched at that. "I'm not… I didn't–" 

"You're my big brother and I— I don't want to be that kid again who goes to a father-daughter dance with their brother." 

Nathan didn't say anything for a while, he just looked at you, studied your resolved expression. He lifted his hands up, palms towards you. "I get it. Your decision." 

Your shoulders slumped and you let out a relieved sigh as discreetly as possible. You had been afraid there would be more of a fight, because Nathan had this stupid idea that you shouldn't miss a single thing related to school life and memories you could make during your school years. You were glad you were wrong this time and Nathan gave up. 

"Do you wanna go?" 

"What?" You turned on your heels to face Sully —when had he come in? 

"Jeez, kid, don't make me repeat myself", he grumbled, perfectly aware you had heard his question the first time. 

"I– yeah. But I won't go with Nate so that's it." 

Sully's expression changed into something thoughtful. Then he shook his head, went to his liquor shelf he had in the living room, took a bottle and started pouring a glass. 

You glanced at your brother, eyebrows raised in question. Nathan shrugged but frowned and kept glancing at Sully while stirring the stew he was cooking. 

"I can't believe I'm doing this", Sully's quiet words snapped your attention back to the man. You didn't think he had intended those words to be heard by you.

"I will go with you." 

Your mind took a moment to process those words. Surely you had heard wrong. There was no way Sully of all people had said he would go with you to a school dance. 

"Oh stop looking at me like that before I changed my mind. You don't want to go with your brother, so how about an uncle?"

"Are you dead-serious?" 

Sully grimaced at your choice of words, him not liking the expression. "I am, but I'm starting to regret ever offering so in about ten seco—"

"Yes!" You hurried to say. "An uncle would be fine. Thank you, Sully." 

"Thank me after I have gotten through the night in one piece", the man told you and you laughed. In your chest, you felt warmth spreading. Even if Sully insisted on the uncle thing, for the first time since you could remember, you felt like you had a father in your life.

[final-girl96]

Chapter Thirty-Six

Stu

I looked down to see yn sleeping. The pain meds make her sleepy. I was surprised when she came downstairs with Sidney. She's usually upstairs laying in bed and sleeping. Fucking Mickey damn near killed her with how deep those stab wounds were. For the first couple days I wouldn't leave her side scared that she wouldn't make it. I was changing the bandages several times a day because I didn't want her getting an infection.

I grabbed the edge of the blanket and pulled it up over her shoulders. My hand found its way to her hair and brushed it away from her face. I was starting to regret everything I did, helping Billy kill Sidney's mom, killing Casey and Steve, Tatum, Himbry, and getting Ray killed because I was jealous. My biggest regret is hurting her. I mean I didn't intend for her to get hurt. I also didn't think I would be on the run and wanted for murder.

To be honest I don't recognize him any more. He's so obsessed with getting revenge for Sidney's mother having an affair with his father and making his mother leave. But I could also see those feelings he still has for her that he keeps shoving deep, deep down. I think he's been a little too rough with her but she doesn't seem to mind too much even though she was still healing. He was more aggressive than he normal was. Well, he was more laid back up until his mom left. Then he found out why she left and he's been seeing red ever since.

Once the movie was over I gently lifted yn head off my lap then carefully picked her up. "I'm going to take her upstairs," I said quietly to Billy and Sidney. I was careful not to jolt her around too much as to not wake her but also to not hurt her. When I got upstairs and to the room at the end of the hall I laid her in bed then covered her up. I leaned down and pressed a kiss to her forehead then headed back downstairs to make sure Billy didn't do anything stupid.

Once the movie was over I gently lifted yn head off my lap then carefully picked her up. "I'm going to take her upstairs," I said quietly to Billy and Sidney. I was careful not to jolt her around too much as to not wake her but also to not hurt her. When I got upstairs and to the room at the end of the hall I laid her in bed then covered her up. I leaned down and pressed a kiss to her forehead then headed back downstairs to make sure Billy didn't do anything stupid.

YN

Everything was dark. There was no light coming from anywhere. My hands slid along a wall guiding me forward. I don't know where I am or why I'm here. All I know is that the feeling that settles over me is heavy and dark, darker than the darkness that surrounds me. I can feel something watching me. The hair on the back of my neck stands up and goosebumps prickle my skin, a chill runs down my spine. A voice in the bed of my mind is screaming for me to run.

Run… Run… RUN!

My pace picks up to a jog then to a sprint as I hear heavy footsteps behind me. They grow closer and closer. I ran blindly down what I can only assume was a long hallway. I only slow when the footsteps fade to a stop. I bend over, my hands on my knees and try to catch my breath. I don't stay that way long. My hands find the wall again and I feel my way down the hallway. My hand comes in contact with a cold, round, metal object. I twist it to the right, the heavy wooden door swings open to more darkness.

I don't waste time trying to figure out what it could be. I step inside and close the door, feeling for a lock. I bring my hand up, feeling for a switch and my fingers hit something. I flicked the light on, my eyes slammed shut at the bright light. I slowly open them, adjusting my sight to the brightness. I look around to see I'm in a sound room. The same sound room that I ran into at… no… this can't be possible. How am I here again? Why am I here? Was this some cruel sick joke?

I look down to see red droplets on the once white floor. I follow them across the room and around sound proofed walls. The blood drops got bigger turning into small pools. I continued following it out the other door. This hallway was dimly lit, the hall was long and darkness took over further down. A figure lay in the middle of the hall halfway down. The blood trialed all the way down. The pools got bigger the closer I got.

I stopped a few feet away from the body that lay on the floor. They were laying face down, a pool of blood surrounding them. I took slow cautious steps forward, slowly bending down and reaching out to roll them over. I stumbled back, tripping over my own feet and landing on my ass. Cold, dead, blue eyes bore into me, widened with fear. Blood splattered across cold, pale skin.

I sat there unmoving, heart pounding against my rib cage. Tears fell from my eyes wetting my cheeks, a lump grew in my throat, a knot twisted my stomach. Randy's lifeless body lay only a foot from me. I sat there just looking at him muttering I'm sorry over and over. That day replayed in my head. The hopeless feeling I had the moment he got pulled into that van. The way my heart stopped when there was no more movement inside. The emptiness I felt and still feel from losing another friend.

I sat in that hall, in the same position I landed in when I felt back onto my ass. I was starting to feel numb. Starting to check out completely until I heard a faint noise. It sounded like wheezing. I shook my head thinking that my mind was playing tricks on me until I heard it again. My head snapped up and I looked at Randy. I had to blink a few times to make sure I was seeing what I thought. His chest was rising and falling the slightest bit. Then a scream ripped from my throat when a cold, pale, bloody hand shot out and wrapped around my ankle.

[shpadoinkle-day]

Annoying Trey Parker

If you don't know who Trey Parker is, might I suggest that that huge, dark object over your head is a rock you've been under for three years and you should come out from under it? I've been a fan of Trey Parker and Matt Stone since seeing Alferd Packer: The Musical about four years ago. I missed out on South Park at first, but when I finally did start watching it, I had no idea it was also by Trey and Matt. It did make a lot of sense when someone finally told me...anywho, how did I get ahold of Trey Parker to ask him these questions? Well, back when I first started the old website, I had a bunch of South Park stuff up, and one of the things was a series of questions I'd ask Matt and Trey...but not really. They were mostly stupid things that were just jokes. Well, somehow, Trey found the site and answered all the questions. This is why he got out of my standard Bad Taste and Simpsons questions. Yes, I feel stupid, but since I am so good at looking like an ass, anyway, what's a little help from one of the world's best satirists?

Me: In the song ''Blame Canada,'' Terrance and Phillip are referred to as cartoons, yet they interact with the people of South Park. Does this mean that the people are all cartoons and aware of that fact, or was ''cartoon'' just a better word in the song than ''movie?''

Trey: Shiela said they are actors, but Cartman said they were animated, but the movie IS a cartoon, dude.

M: In the South Park movie, was Big Gay Al cast in an anti-Canadian role as a testimony to the fact that ANYONE can succumb to biases, or was it just a cheap way to bring back a popular character?

T: It's just funny that they like him because it's a gay guy at a USO Show, gay and army usually don't mix.

M: Since it hurts to do Cartman's voice, do you find yourself sometimes conciously reducing his part or writing him out all together?

T: No, Cartman is the one who says the politically incorrect stuff that nobody else has the balls to say.

M: Does it bother you that people are always curious if you're gay even though it has absolutely NO baring whatsoever on your work and is a completely meaningless, stupid thing to wonder?

T: They do?

M: So...are you gay?

T: No, you seem like a big fan, ever heard of Lianne or Toddy?

(Lianne is the horse in Alferd Packer, but I don't know who Toddy is...)

M: How come the South Park home videos are still censored?

T: The people at Rhino are dicks sometimes.

M: Was the re-use of the stage name ''Juan Schwartz'' on the Mr. Hankey CD a signal to long time fans that there will be a Cannibal 2, or was it just a way to try and hide the fact that you two do all the voices?

T: We have long time fans?

M: Why the fuck was Orgazmo NC-17? Was it the dog humping scene? Was that scene fun to shoot? If you had to shoot that scene again, would you pick a different breed?

T: There is an unrated version out there somewhere too.

M: Was South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut always going to be an attack on the biased, idiotic MPAA, or did that just evovle because they really suck?

T: Both, just another group we hadn't offended enough yet

M: Tell me, if a group is an ''advisory'' board for parents, giving out ''suggestions,'' how is it that NO ONE under 17 was allowed into South Park without an adult, when surely a suggestion implies that parents should not allow their children to see it, not that the theatres should become some sort of police state just to keep underagers from YOUR film?

T: Ask the wangs who sell the tickets.

M: Whenever Hitler appears, he is always speaking gibberish. Is this a statement that people will follow along with anything if it's said well, or merely an indication of your lack of German skills?

T: That is all Matt's fault!!

M: How annoying is it when fans spot ''goofs'' that are actually jokes and make a big deal about how you fucked up? Like if someone said that Mr. Garrison's history lessons are very inaccurate or something.

T: Some people are complete retards.

M: DVDA should release an EP or something. You've already got at least 3 songs down.

T: In our spare time, right?

M: I hope you didn't try to answer that last one, as it wasn't a question.

T: I hate you now.

M: Nor was that.

T: I want to hit you.

M: If you two could be any type of fish, would you prefer Scooby Doo or erasable pens?

T: I want to bitchslap you and shoot frozen paintballs at you.

[bluewaterhigh2005]

hii i know this is random but bear with me. ive never read the vampire academy books but i have seen the movie for the first time last week and ive been like COMPLETELY insane about it ever since. the absolute craziness of psychosexual obsessive girlbestfriendism has captivated me and now i live breathe eat roselissa. spent a lot. of time on vampire academy wiki...thinking abt reading the books even but that seems a little excessive plus i dont wanna read about rose dimitri relationship i dont condone it. BUT i am getting desperate ive seen bad fanart on pinterest ive even venturend into some bad fanfic territory theres nothing in the roselissa tumblr tag and your blog is the only light in the darkness. im so obsessed with them its really bad. NOBODY does it like them theyre so insane. okay so-> i was thinking you could use this ask to dump some roselissa opinions/headcannons/notes app essays etc or like literally anything🙏. also sorreee for how long it is & thank you & also should i watch the show? ok ok have a nice day byeeeee❤️

i am so fucking glad that it's 2023 and people are still watching this stupid perfect lesbian camp masterpiece of a film. okay first of all you are soooo real not wanting to read the books because of fuck ass dimitri like what a pathetic flop. *i* love the books like i would love my own children but keep in mind i did read them for the first time as a 12yr old and even now when i reread it's mostly to warmup before rereading bloodlines which i think is the most perfect magical romantic series ever written. heterosexuals won that round.

anyway i think everyone in the world should watch the show it's so much fun and the roselissa necromancy reveal goes soooooooo crazy like it's gay excellence. also a) australian rose hathaway is INSPIRED, b) the rose/dimitri of it all pisses me off significantly less in the show purely because he's like. not even a teacher he's just lurking and hanging around and i find that very funny. no friends no job he's just like me fr, and c) lissa wears funky little hats and that's so special to me she is my baby girl princess sweetie pie forever and ever and ever

okay moving onto actually talking about roselissa it is first of all very important to me that you know the 3rd book opens with rose inside lissa's head during a lissa/christian sex scene and she's very much like "i don't want to have sex with lissa..... BUT-" and it sends me every time especially because that was actually the first book i read so my literal introduction to this series was rose being weird and psychosexual about lissa which kind of coloured my view of them forever. roselissa above everything of course but i AM a roselissachristian throuple truther i think they're very fun and rose and christian best friendisms are very dear to me.

i do keep a running list in my notes app of songs that i would put on a roselissa playlist (like an insane person.) and the #1 entry is mitski's i don't smoke because well literally if you need to be mean be mean to me i can take it and put it inside of me..... that's literally their whole entire thing for a while there like rose spending an entire book like. siphoning off lissa's mental illness and making it her own SOUNDS like a joke but no it's #real and #devastating. bonus i also have a list of lissa songs which is topped by BRUTAL by olivia rodrigo because nobody has ever suffered the pains of being a teenage girl more than my perfect bisexual vampire princess.

my post-series thoughts /headcanons are often pretty depressing on the roselissa front but i don't want to get into depressing shit so i will instead talk about my current favourite idea which is that after they break their bond at the end of the series. you'd think they'd start being normal about each other. but NO they get even more freaky and codependent. i like to picture people coming to court and just sighing when they see them sitting in each other's laps on lissa's throne like not AGAIN. and dimitri idk dies in a fire or something. idk if you've ever seen grey's anatomy but there's this bit where a guy is like "my wife and her friend have sleepovers together in our bed with me in it" and TO ME that is soooo roselissachristian core. he's THEIR third wheel and he knows it.

also sidebar it pisses me off SOOOOOO bad seeing how people on the internet so fundamentally misunderstand lissa and her relationship to rose like for literal years now like they're always out here calling my girl self-centred and saying she doesn't love rose as much as rose loves her which is crazy because hello she brought rose back from the DEAD with her mind powers. her whole flop family was dead in that car and she brought back her girl best friend like what more can you even say about that. she's gay and she's insane and she's so completely Not Normal about rose

[mir-iamwilde]

Got A Funny Little Feeling || DAMIDGE

TAGGING: @dannyssylvester @mir-iamwilde

LOCATION: The Spare Room.

TIMEFRAME: 10/16, Morning.

WARNINGS: a little nsfw - not really.

NOTES: Midge realizes she's confusing Danny, they have a little talk about feelings.

Midge Wilde The day before had been a lot for Midge, but she was surprised by the way wanted to be spending her time with Danny while here. Yet, since earlier Danny had seemed…off. She wanted to give him space but an entire night felt like more than enough. She made her way over to him, a cup of coffee in each hand, “I’m not sure how you take it,” she offered, holding one mug out to him as she sat down, “But I figure shitty coffee is shitty coffee whether it has cream and sugar or not.” 

Danny SylvesterDanny was just so confused. He and Midge had a good relationship so far, okay yeah they'd only been on one date but they'd hit it off and he was keen for them to start up some sort of regular hook up thing. And he thought she felt the same. But yesterday when he was trying to make her feel better, she just seemed so closed off and pushed him away. So now he wasn't sure what was going on. He saw Midge approach him and he sighed, but took the coffee anyway. "Thanks." And he took a little sip. "Good sleep?"

Midge Wilde“I mean, I slept in a sleeping bag on the floor of a dive bar,” she said letting out a small trying to lighten the mood. “So yeah, it was great. What about you!” She had tried not to take seeing him sigh personally, but it was hard to get out of her own head. Midge sat silently for a minute, sipping her coffee before finally getting the nerve to ask, “Did I piss you off or something?”

Danny Sylvester"Oh first time?" He joked back, but his smile was small. Then he shook his head. "I gave up on sleep the first night honestly." They sat there in an awkward silence, drinking their coffees before she spoke up again. "No." Danny replied, a little shrug. "You haven't pissed me off."

Midge Wilde“I think so!” She teased back, but it seemed to fall flat. “I’m sure you’ll sleep better once you’re back in your own bed.” Midge really didn’t know what to think, or to say. She felt incredibly self conscious wondering if she’d somehow managed to chase him off, when truly all she’d wanted was to keep him interested. “Okay.” She nodded, staring into her coffee, “I guess, I can leave you alone if you want? You don’t really seem like you’re in the mood for me,” she said, fighting like hell to keep the sadness out of her voice but it was there despite her best efforts.

Danny SylvesterHe just nodded along, staring down at the coffee just laying in his mug, a bitter taste in his mouth from it. When Midge said she was going to leave, he whipped his head around to look at her, and seeing her sad expression he laid his hand on her arm. "No wait, I'm sorry." And Danny twisted his body around to look at her better. "I just... Why have you been pushing me away? I'm just trying to help."

Midge WildeShe didn’t know why she felt so relieved that Danny wanted her to stay there, feeling his hand on her arm created goosebumps. Midge tilted her head at his question, trying to understand what he meant, and letting out a sigh at the realization. “I’m not trying to push you away, I’m…” she trailed off, wanting to find the right words, “You are helping,” she finally said, bringing her own hand to rest on top of his, “It’s just that we just met before all of this and I don’t know what it is but I feel like I just want to tell you every stupid thought that comes into my head, and I want to fuck you all the time.” Midge bit her lip, “I feel like if I do both of those things I’m going to chase you away, and I’m just going to be the weird girl that kept you entertained during lockdown.” She was never really this vulnerable, not with anyone, and half expected Danny to get up and walk away laughing. “I don’t want to just never hear from you again, you talk about hanging out and watching movies, and wearing matching costumes and I don’t want to ruin that.”

Danny SylvesterDanny wasn't the best with feelings, or girls with feelings, but he wanted to understand what was wrong with Midge and how he could help. So he was glad when she started to talk to him. When she talked about sleeping with him, he smirked, she was still interested. "You're not going to chase me away Midge. I know we're in a shitty situation right now, but once things are back to normal I'm not planning on ditching you." Danny's smile was soft now and he shifted a little closer. "I like you, you're cool. Not many girls are like you. So I thought we could be friends and do all that shit and fuck all the time as well." And he dipped his head a little. "I thought maybe I'd scared you off or something."

Midge WildeMidge nodded at his reassurance, hoping he meant what he was saying, or that he wouldn’t change his mind when this was over. When he dipped his head, she felt a wave of guilt, and couldn’t stop herself from leaning forward to press a kiss to the top of his head, “I’m sorry I made you feel that way.” She said, her voice barely a whisper. “For what it’s worth, you don’t scare me at all. It’s just easy to get naked, you know? But talking about something real isn’t, not for me.”

Danny SylvesterThe kiss made him smile and he looked back up at her. "It's okay, I'm just not used to this." He admitted. "I'm not exactly a great guy and people don't really like me so it's hard for me to do stuff like this." Danny's smile turned into a grin now. "Yeah I get that. I'd rather get naked than talk about feelings and shit. But we're kind of limited here." And he reached up and brushed some hair behind her ear. "It is killing me to not be able to get naked with you though."

Midge WildeMidge shook her head at his words, “You seem pretty great to me,” she said softly, “The not great guys don’t usually follow you to make sure you’re okay, or tell you that there’s more to you than sex, or worry about why you’re pushing them away.” Midge leaned her head into his hand when he touched her, “Well, we could try to find somewhere private, or we just keep letting this thing build, imagine all the anticipation.”

Danny SylvesterHe just shrugged, he wasn't going to get into all the bad stuff right now, that could wait for another time. "I just care about you, that's all. Even though we've only just met and been on one date." Danny smiled and stroked her cheek gently. "Hey that's up to you, I'm not going to force you to do anything you don't want to do." Then he moved his hand away and his lips replaced it, brushing a soft kiss to her cheek.

Midge WildeMidge smiled, a blush growing on her cheeks when he said he cared about her, “Well, ditto.” When he kissed her cheek she turned her head to catch his lips with her own, taking in the bitter taste of the coffee on them. “I want to,” she whispered, pulling away just enough that her forehead was resting against his, “I don’t want to wait, I want you, I just might need you to keep a hand over my mouth so I don’t end up screaming.”

Danny SylvesterAs she turned to meet him in a kiss, he eagerly kissed her back. The grin on his face when the pulled away was big, and he slowly moved his hand to rest on her thigh. "Good. Because I don't want to wait either." And Danny kissed her again. "I'd love to hear you scream, but I know the others wouldn't." He thought to himself for a moment and looked around. "The perk of working here is I know where all the keys are. Want to do it in one of the VIP rooms?"

Midge Wilde"I have the feeling you'll get to hear it plenty of times in the future." She smiled, nodding at his question. "You go get the keys, I'll go grab us a bottle of something and we can meet there in 5 minutes?"

Danny SylvesterHe went back in for one more kiss, the taste of her lips already addicting to him, and he nodded. "Sounds perfect. I'll see you there."

[jestertizm]

Hello invisible youtube audience >:) Welcome to the first edition of me yapping to myself about the media i’ve consumed over the past week. I thought it’d be fun to do a little report every week about what i’ve watched and read and all that and just yap about what i’ve been doing. I’ve had a decent monday, knees and feet hurt like hell but i’m doing alright. we went to the pet store earlier to get crickets for my leopard gecko and they had kittens from the shelter there. and one of them was so friendly and came running at me when they opened the door aND HE WAS SO SWEET AND PLAYFUL AND WAS SUCH A PRETTY TAN-ISH GRAY COLOR HE WAS JUST LIKE MY CAT WHEN I FIRST GOT HIM BUT I COULDNT TAKE THIS ONE HOME AND I AM STILL DEVASTATED AUGH. But anyways-

I rewatched a lot of anime this week because my little sister wanted to watch them, including my all time favorite anime Kekkai Sensen. I could sit here and yap about how much i fucking love Kekkai Sensen but the amount of text i’ve already written is straining my eyes so it’ll try to keep it brief. I FUCKING LOVE THIS ANIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I found it scrolling through hulu when i was about 12 trying to find something to watch since my mom had only recently let me start watching anime, i thought it looked neat and was absolutely hooked by the first episode. It was so funny watching the same thing happen to my sister, up until that point she had only really watched kids and magical girl anime, she used to watch one punch man and death note when she was little, but she preferred magical girls like cardcaptor sakura. when we finished the last episode, the was silent for a second then she slowly turned to me and yelled “THAT WAS THE GREATEST FUCKING ANIME EVER”. That day she figured out why i had been so fuckin stupid about this anime for almost 6 years now. I fuckin love this anime. P.s. Klaus is my wife 🤭

My sister also DEMANDED i rewatch Scott Pilgrim Takes Off with her and oh my god i think i regret it. Now she wants to be EXACTLY like Ramona Flowers to the point where she finally wants to cut her hair after refusing to cut it for almost 12 years. Personally, I really enjoyed the anime a lot (if it wasn’t obvious 💀) though i wanna watch the movie soon. Also she won’t stop fucking sending me this stupid ass photo of Gideon Graves

Last thing i watched with my sister was Mob Psycho 100. I had started it by myself a while ago but told her we could watch it together, so we watched the first two episodes last night. I wasn’t really paying attention both times i’ve watched it, but i really like it so far, def a lotta jokes that caught me off and made me laugh. Not really much else to say, I love Mob though.

I’ve been watching My Deer Friend Nokotan since it started airing. I’m not someone that keeps tabs about what’s airing during what season and watches everything that’s currently airing, i usually just wait til it’s finished and then completely forget about it. if anything, this is this first anime i’ve watched that i’ve been watching as it’s released. It’s already half way through and my opinions so far: it’s goofy as hell. in a good way. the jokes are all so stupid but tbh i love it. some episodes aren’t as good as others, but i thought the last one (the 7th) was pretty good. idk why but the thought of Japan’s Next Top Deer Model made me laugh, kind upset i didn’t get to see Nokotan actually at the deer show 😔 also now whenever some goes wrong that one song that plays in every episode when something bad happens, that “shikaaa shikaaaaa shikaaaaaaaa” song, plays in my head. My only real gripe with the show so far is that the relationship Anko has with her sister Koshi is WEIRD AS FUCK. Like???? That’s one of the things i hate about anime and manga is why there is so much borderline incest in them??? eugh. On a more positive note, Nokotan is very silly and i love her. I bet Nara Deer Park in Japan has seen an increase in visitors lmao.

Second brand new anime i’ve started watching is Delico’s Nursery. I’m already an episode behind but oh well, i’ll probably watch that later. It’s pretty promising so far, the art style is very pretty and the opening goes hard. I know nothing about the stage play it’s supposed to be a prequel(? i think?) to, but if i’m being completely honest the pretty vampire men already have me ensnared lmao. Idk how to describe it, but you know that trope where the older, more serious guy comes across a traumatized kid and he essentially adopts them and is all like soft only towards them? There’s probably a better way to describe that trope but i am a sucker for it. This anime looks to be pretty much that trope except they are their biological children instead. Although one small issue i have is I think (i’m not 100% sure i didn’t quite grasp the plot yet) they are looking for this “true of vamp” guy but they shorten it to TRUMP and i cannot take it seriously every time they say something like “we gotta find Trump!” 😭 A BIG issue i take, however, is that the children are ALWAYS SCREAMING, LIKE MAKE THEM STOP. I hope to god the screaming and crying chills the fuck out in the next episodes but other than that it’s still wayyy to early in the series to cast any kind of serious judgement but i really like it so far just from the first episode.

I’m not really sure what I’m gonna watch next but I’ve got a few anime I’ve started that I should probably finish, like Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, and Serial Experiments Lain. Tbh I’m having a hard time finishing Serial Experiments Lain. Like, I do like it, I find it very aesthetically interesting, but story wise I don’t get it. I know you’re not supposed to get it, but I feel like there’s things that I am supposed to get that I don’t. Imo I feel like there’s too much going on but also not much at all. I can’t keep up with the amount of ideas being introduced at once that are discussed for a few minutes and then they don’t come back up until 2 episodes later, and by then I don’t remember what it is. Despite that, it’s also very slow, my little peanut adhd brain is struggling. I could be watching the episodes far too spaced out from each other since im kinda wanting to not watch it anymore, idk I might restart it and try binging it so I won’t forget as much. I really wanna like it, cuz Lain is literally me, I love her sm.

Also the reason why I still haven’t finished cowboy bebop and trigun is cuz my sister won’t let me watch them without her and she’s gone every other weekend at our dad’s house, which is usually when I wanna watch them 😔

I’ll probably wind up watching Ponyo soon. I’ve been meaning to watch the whimsical fish movie. that is all.

I think the next series I’ll watch is FLCL since it’s short. There’s nothing else coming out soon (except one i’ll mention later lmao) that interests me so it’s back to watching the backlog of 90’s/2000’s anime .

Spoilers for Goodnight Punpun (and by extension Blood On The Tracks) -

Ok, so i have started reading goodnight punpun a little over a week ago and oh my god. I’m currently half way through volume 4 and i really like it so far, but holy shit why can’t this family have a funky good time. you literally cannot have a character you like just even a little bit because then they go out and set a pet shelter on fire or something. I’m honestly so glad Punpun’s mom died but the poor boy is NOT gonna make it out there by himself 😭 and i’m conflicted about his dad because like? i dunno if he really is just an abusive piece of shit, or if he was just trying to protect his son from his batshit insane wife. ok it’s definitely both, but still, he probably genuinely cares about Punpun more, but it’s still such a conflicting situation because he seems really mentally absent. and i’d wish his uncle would just get hit by a train already, I wanted to like him but holy shit dude, whatever therapist you’re seeing they’re not doing a good enough job. i know what i’m about to say is gonna offend a bunch of people, but i’m sorry, Aiko is shady as fuck. Since i’m only half way through she might get better, but she seems like she’ll only continue to make life worse for Punpun, and he’d probably make hers worse too. I do have more sympathy for her though, don’t get me wrong, since she grew up in a cult and clearly has trauma, I don’t hate her, but Aiko and Punpun are only gonna fuck each other up. I do really like how Punpun changes appearance depending on how he views himself, though i have yet to figure out how to translates into a floating triangle. So far i’m enjoying the story, as fucked up as it is, it’s a pretty grim yet realistic look at how abuse, neglect, and trauma affects a kid’s development and the mindset they have as they grow up. a lot of the plot points remind me of Blood On The Tracks, another coming of age manga about a boy who grew up with a possessive, manipulative, and mentally + emotionally abusive mother. The way Punpun and Seiichi from Blood On The Tracks grow up with the effects of their trauma are very similar, as well as how every character is a horrible person, but they are also very nuanced. Anyways I’ll probably have this finished by next monday and i will provide my thoughts then too 👍

Ok, so i came across this manhua just completely randomly and looked it up because the art on the cover looked nice and holy shit I am so glad i did. I was not expecting the absolutely GORGEOUS art in it. It is easily the prettiest eastern comic i’ve ever seen, the colors are beautiful and looks incredible with the painterly artsyle. The story its self is pretty simplistic in my opinion. The whole story is only a little over 100 pages long and was a pretty quick read. Spoilers from this point on if you want to read it: It’s about Orange, a teenage girl who is suicidal and is about to jump off the roof of a building til she notices this drunk older man, Dashu, hanging out on the roof and then decides not to jump off that day. The story then goes over Orange’s life, her sneaking out of the house, getting boyfriends who wind up being pieces of shit, getting into trouble, and running into Dashu again. She ends up falling in love with Dashu, but she also has complex thoughts with her feelings about him. On one hand she is in love and is fascinated with him, and on the other she’s disgusted by him. Imma leave the summary off here because if you wanna read this it’ll just ruin the ending. The story itself can be pretty upsetting since it deals with suicide, isolation, and a minor in love with an adult, but i think it does a pretty alright job telling it with the limited time it has. I would recommend it if you like stories that explore the grittier aspects of being an older teenager and the topic of feeling isolated from society and because the art is gorgeous.

Im gonna take a lil break from Goodnight Punpun (since i usually only read one manga at a time) to read Dandadan. The anime is coming out in October and i’m thinking about watching it so i’m gonna read the manga first. It sounds really neat, with it being about aliens, yokai, and cryptid-like creatures (and i’m a sucker for cryptids). That’s pretty much all, I’ll talk about it more next monday. Also, I wanna know what this panel is about 💀

ough, i haven’t played any games lately 💔 AND I MISSED THE SPLATFEST AGAIN. I have no joke, literally missed every single splatfest since splatoon 3 came out. I AM NOT MISSING THE VERY LAST ONE NUH UH

Here’s the section where i recommend a random anime and manga from my list 👍

Ever thought, “Cowboy Bebop is good but i really wish they were girls instead”? Probably not, but if you like pulp crime and western style action, I recommend Gunsmith Cats. It’s only 3 episodes long and can be easily watched in a day. It’s about two girls, Rally and May, who run an illegal gun shop and get blackmailed by an ATF agent to solve a gun running case for them. There’s plenty of high action scenes of gunfights, car chases, and explosions, and i found Rally and May to be very likable characters in my opinion. The only small issue is there is a bit of fan service if you don’t like that, but I don’t remember it being very obstructive like some other shows with fan service, a lot of it is subtle. Overall it was a very fun watch for me and i def recommend it if you like stuff like Cowboy Bebop or 90’s western style action.

Blood On The Tracks is a very good psychological manga, and i would recommend it to anybody who also likes Goodnight Punpun, but similar to Goodnight Punpun, you should read it in a good headspace. I’m fortunate enough to not have an abusive mother but it still really messed with me with how realistic the portrayal of mental and emotional abuse was. I already gave a brief explanation of what it’s about when I was talking about Goodnight Punpun, but i feel like explaining far too much will take away from the impact of where the manga ends up. Massive trigger warnings for death, mental, emotional, and physical abuse, gaslighting and manipulation, murder and attempted murder, sex scenes (i think), and so much childhood trauma if you decide to read it.

And that was the first Media Yapfest, see you next monday >:3

[missmeinyourbones]

can i request jean + "i'm all about you" :OO

jean kirstein x “i’m all about you”

requested from this prompt <3

You love your boyfriend, you truly do—but sometimes, you despise how naive he can be in situations like this.

You and Jean are out to lunch at some small and quaint diner a few blocks from your apartment. It’s comfy inside, cute, even.

However, it’d be a lot cuter if the waitress assigned to your table wasn’t horribly and embarrassingly flirting with your boyfriend right in front of you.

She continues to smile and (attempt) to work her charm on him, laughing at his jokes a little too hard and smiling at his manners a little too wide.

She doesn’t look at you when asking what you’d like to eat. She doesn’t ask you if you need a refill of your drink (Jean’s glass of water, however, has already been refilled, twice). If you weren’t already 100% sure that she was doing this purposefully, you are now—as she walks by your booth for the millionth time, stopping to ask Jean if he needs any extra napkins.

This continues for the entire duration of your lunch date, and your boyfriend doesn’t seem to notice her constant attempts for his attention. You wish he would notice—just so he can tell her to kindly fuck off. You don’t mean to fall into the cliché jealous partner trope so easily, but sometimes you just wish he’d tell his admirers to mind their own business. 

Once you’re done with your meals and awaiting the check, Jean finally begins to realize that something is up with his lover. You aren’t laughing at his stupid comments or commenting about how full you are.

“You’re quiet, baby. You alright?”

“Yeah, tired,” you hum simply, mouth muffled behind the sleeve of the arm that is holding your head up. 

“Huh,” Jean closely observed you, obviously detecting your lie the very second it left your mouth, “Why am I not buying that?”

He’s greeted with silence when you choose shrug your shoulders and return to picking away at the loose strings on the hemline of your sleeve. 

He continues, “Maybe it’s because I know you like the back of my hand, I’m pretty sure I know you better than yourse—”

“Thank you for lunch Jean, but I just really want to go home,” your cold and aloof tone, so polar from your usual warmth, cuts him off mid sentence.

He decides to shut up. He knows you, knows when and when not to push your buttons—and right now, is definitely not a time where he wants to push. 

As you walk back to your apartment, your feet feel heavier than they did when walking to lunch. The cobblestone sidewalks feel rougher, or maybe you’re just dragging your feet.

Jean notices, like he always does.

He tries again, “Do you wanna watch a movie tonight? We can rent that new horror one you’ve been dyin’ to see, or we can—”

“Why don’t you ask your little girlfriend from the diner if she wants to watch a movie tonight?”

Oh.

Oh. 

Suddenly, it hits him—like you just threw a ton of bricks directly at his big, stupid head. The waitress from lunch was flirting. With him. In front of you. And he didn’t notice, so he technically let it happen.

“Wait wait wait,” he stops you dead in your tracks, hand gently grabbing your wrist. “I don’t know what she was thinking, honestly, I wasn’t paying attention to her—I was paying attention to you.”

His eyes soften as yours finally meet them for the first time since you left the diner.

“I’m all about you, you know that. Seriously, you are all that goes on in my mind.” It’d be embarrassing, he thinks, if this wasn’t you he was talking about—if he felt this way about anyone else, he’d be hesitant to be speaking these words out loud.

But this is you. He’d never be embarrassed of loving you.

“I find a way to relate everything, even the simplest things, back to you,” he reddens in the face, a little embarrassed by the confession as his hands reaches to scratch his neck, “Connie was making fun of me for it the other day.”

“I’m sorry,” you blurt out. Though you couldn't help your thoughts from racing and jumping to the worst conclusion, you should've known that Jean didn't care about some stupid waitress. 

“I guess I just got a little jealous,” you admit. 

“Oh yeah? You? Jealous?” he lightly teases, which makes you shove his shoulder a little bit. He gently sneaks behind you to walk on your other side, the side closest to the street. He’s all about you.

“You have nothing to be jealous of baby. Hell, I’m jealous of the rain that gets to fall onto your skin.”

NOTE: AHHHHH thank u for requesting this!! i love this song and him very much so i had a lot of fun cookin this up!! jean if ur free i can be free whenever you need me to be free

[daenqyu]

— they walk in on their crush changing

includes: bakugou, kirishima, todoroki, midoriya, and tamaki

warnings: kinda suggestive?? swearing  

a/n: i saw multiple tiktoks about this and wanted to write something about it sooo yeah. some of them are a bit longer than others because i got carried away oops. hope you guys like it !!

( gif isn’t mine !! credits go to @orbital-audio )

bakugou katsuki:

listen, i feel like bakugou would act like he doesn’t care at all

but he’s definitely blushing and can’t look at you straight in the eye 

he just wanted to let you know that since kaminari and mina forced him to help them study, you could come too 

so he made his way to your dorm room while looking at his phone

and he doesn’t even knock so you’re quite startled

although you don’t blame him because he’s always hanging out in your room and vice versa

“hey we’re gonna have a study session later tonight, in case you wanna come” his eyes are glued to his phone as he talks, but you still feel embarrassed that he’s in the same room as you while you’re changing 

after a few seconds go by with no response from you, he finally looks up from the device

“i’m talking to you-” the breath gets knocked out of him when he sees you’re in the middle of trying on different outfits 

and apparently you were about to try a new one because you’re just in your freaking underwear 

bakugou may be a lot of things, but he is not a pervert 

so he’s quick to turn around to face the door, his eyes tightly shut even tho he can’t see anything as it is since you’re behind him

“you dumbass, don’t you know how to lock a fucking door?! is not that hard for fuck’s sake” 

you almost want to laugh at the blonde’s state

you’ve never seen him like this before so you might as well tease him about it

“didn't your parents teach you it's impolite to enter a room without knocking first?”

oh he can hear the smirk on your face and he wants nothing more than to go up to you and wipe it off himself 

but he knows you’re still in your underwear 

and while it’s true he’s a gentleman, he’s also a man

seeing his crush in her underwear will most definitely get a reaction out of him

he curls his hands into fists by his side, jaw clenching because he knows you’re probably enjoying this

“just shut up and get dressed”

“is my room, i can stay like this if i want”

“put. something. on”

his tone annoys you

who the hell is he to tell you what to do?

“and what if i don’t want to?”

you’re just buffing of course, you’ve already put on one of bakugou’s shirt that you stole from him a week ago

his patience is running out 

and he’s mad at himself because fuck, why does he have to like you so much?

if it was any other girl he couldn’t have cared less and would’ve just walked out

but it’s you, his crush

you’re so different from everyone else and it makes his blood boil because feelings are stupid and he should be focusing on becoming the number one hero, not some silly high school crush

“okay i'm dressed”

a sigh of relief escapes his lips as he turns around, but it doesn’t take long before his eyes are wide open as he takes in your figure

oh

you’re wearing his shirt

it ends just above your mid thigh and it falls around your figure loosely, obviously too big for you

bakugou can feel butterflies in his stomach at the sight 

why are you so pretty? 

“what was that you were saying when you walked in?”

you’re so calm and collected, walking around with only his shirt on 

normally he hates when people wear his clothes, but it looks so good on you he can’t even bring himself to be annoyed

“we’re having a study session tonight,” his voice is low and he fixes his gaze on the wall behind you. “and you can come too, if you want to that is”

“wait that’s a great idea, i’ve been falling behind on english recently”

he nods and you frown at his actions 

sure bakugou can be quiet, when he’s not mad, but he looks  rather…shy?

you smirk once again, knowing what this is all about

“don’t tell me the bakugou katsuki has never seen a girl naked before?”

“the fuck are you talking about?”

“well is either that or you like me because why else would you be so red right now?”

he groans when you say that

anyways he uhhh got tired of you not getting all the hints he’s been dropping and just straight up corners you against the wall

your heart is about to burst out of your chest at the close proximity and the feeling only intensifies when he smirks

he leans down, lips merely inches away from your own

“seeing as you’re not pushing me away right now, i say you like me too, dumbass”

well he’s not wrong soooo

you end up kissing after that✨

( gif isn’t mine !! credits go to its rightful owner )

kirishima eijirou:

oh boy, this poor baby

he would be the type to apologize around 100 times and even when you told him it was fine and that you didn’t care, he would still feel guilty

ok so what happened was you were getting ready for your date with kirishima

because yes, he finally asked you out and you couldn’t be happier with life at the moment

and he wanted to know how much longer you were gonna take since he was already done

but you wouldn’t answer his texts

spoiler alert: you were just showering but he was too impatient and also he just wanted to see you again hehe he’s so cute

anyways,,

he makes his way to your room and knocks on the door 

it’s more of like a warning because he doesn’t even wait for a response, he just barges in

you had gotten out of the shower like 3 minutes ago and were in the process of drying your hair in the middle of the room, your back facing kirishima 

“hey y/n how much longer do you think- shit!”

his voice scares you, but you don’t move because you know it’ll be worse if you do 

so you stay frozen in your place

kirishima notices the droplets of water falling from your hair and down your spine before slowly falling down the curves of your-

he flushes completely, his face now matching his dyed hair perfectly, and he turns around with both of his hands covering his eyes

“i’m so so so sorry! that was so unmanly of me. i should’ve just waited until you texted me, but i missed you and wanted to see you so i came over and didn’t wait for an answer and then i saw you and oh god you’re naked and-”

“kirishima,”

he shuts up when he hears your soft voice calling his name

“yeah?”

“calm down”

after that he just stays quiet, trying to calm the erratic beating of his heart and not let his imagination run wild

you should be the one that’s flustered because your best friend and crush just saw your bare ass

but if anything, kirishima’s the one who feels like he’s about to faint from seeing so much skin

he thinks it’s really unmanly of him to see you naked without your consent so he’s on the brink of an existential crisis

meanwhile, as kirishima rethinks all of his life choices, you finish drying your hair and continue to put on your outfit, knowing kirishima wouldn’t turn around any time soon

he’s still facing away from you even when you’ve finished dressing up

you giggle, thinking about how cute he is before tapping his shoulder 

“you can look now, kiri”

even with your permission, he’s still hesitant about his movements

he doesn’t want to make you uncomfortable or anything so that’s why he genuinely doesn’t know what to do

kirishima turns around slowly, eyes now focused on the floor

“i’m really sorry about that, y/n. i didn’t mean to i swear and i’m sorry if i made you uncomfortable but-”

“kiri, i’m not mad at you”

“you’re not?”

“of course not, i know it was an accident”

well thank god because he wouldn’t forgive himself if he made you upset 

“besides, you were eventually gonna see me naked”

it was a joke

supposed to be

but kirishima whips his head your way and his eyes almost pop out of their sockets 

a part of him is shy sure, but the other part wants to run laps after hearing you say that

“well yeah but that’s different…” he scratches the back of his neck nervously and your heart swells for the boy in front of you

he really is so sweet

he just wants you to be completely comfortable around him

how could you not be in love with him? 

“how about we forget this ever happened, i finish getting ready, and then we go on our date? hm?”

he nods eagerly after hearing you say that, if you’re happy then he’s absolutely content 

you smile at him before standing up on your tip toes and leaving a chaste kiss against his cheek

of course he blushes again

he’ll never get tired of your cuteness 

or you in general

but this time he’s more confident when he pulls you to his chest in a tight hug

“the view was really nice by the way”

“kirishima!”

“what? i'm just saying you should be proud”

“you’re so stupid”

“stupidly in love with you that is”

he’s got a dumb smile on his face after he says that

and it only widens when you take his hand in yours to sit him down on your bed 

yup, he’s head over heels for you

( gif isn’t mine !! credits go to its rightful owner )

todoroki shouto:

out of the five of them, he’d DEFINITELY be the most chill about it

sure, he’d still feel embarrassed and what not

but he wouldn’t make such a big deal about it

simply because he doesn’t want to make things awkward between you two

so he decides it’s best if he just keeps acting like he normally would

you texted him to come over so you could watch some movies together 

and he had some homework to do but it’s not like he was gonna pass up on the opportunity of spending quality time with you 

unlike the other first years,

todoroki actually knocks and waits for your response

because he has manners, period.

“come on in!”

you said it was okay to come in

so why the hell are you in the middle of changing shirts?????

he wastes no time in closing his eyes

refusing to keep looking at you when you probably don’t even know he’s watching

“um y/n?”

“yes?”

“what are you doing?”

“i’m changing, isn’t it obvious?” your chuckle makes his cheeks heat up 

was this amusing to you?

because he was seconds away from having a heart attack 

however he doesn’t show it

instead, he just continues to keep his eyes closed while trying to think about literally anything else except your bare skin

key word: trying

because he can’t seem to get the image of your clothed breasts out of his mind and he thinks he’s about to go insane 

he also scolds himself because a gentleman shouldnt do that 

but you don’t seem to care at all and that confuses him so much (???

“why do you have your eyes closed?”

“are you done changing”

“yeah”

when he opens his eyes again you’re sitting down on your bed, laptop placed in front of you as you scroll down on netflix

now fully dressed

he lets out a sigh of relief before clearing his throat and sitting down next to you

and he thinks he’s being slick and smooth

but he’s not

he’s actually almost completely stiff 

and when you subconsciously brush your knee against his, he flinches

you frown at his reaction

“are you okay?”

“yeah, why do you ask?”

“because you’re acting weird”

“am not”

“you are”

the banter goes on for a while until you finally figure it out

the way his eyes occasionally look down on your chest only to quickly look away with a blush on his cheeks it's what gives him away

“wait, are you embarrassed just because you saw my boobs?”

cue todoroki wanting to get the hell out of your room

“i’m not embarrassed” 

“your blush says otherwise, todoroki”

he doesn’t know what to say afterwards so he just sits there with a pout on his pretty lips and his eyebrows furrowed

he’s so shy and cute🥺

“if you want to, you can take your shirt off so we’ll be tied”

your tone is teasing as you continue to scroll on your computer, not really giving much thought to what you said

except you forgot todoroki takes everything quite literally

the grin falls from your lips as soon as you see todoroki, indeed, taking off his shirt 

“w-what are you doing?!”

“you said we need to be tied”

“todoroki, that was a joke!”

the roles have been reversed because now you're the one who’s all flustered and looking away from him

he blinks once, then twice before smiling at you

“now who’s being shy?”

“i- shut up and watch the movie”

( gif isn’t mine !! credits go to its rightful owner )

midoriya izuku:

he would die

not literally duh

but he’d want to disappear right then and there

you know that one scene where hatsume is pressed up against him and he blushes a shit ton and is just like “b-b-boobs”?

well yeah he’s like that

except he can barely talk because of how embarrassed he is 

he’d also, like kirishima, apologize a lot

he literally just feels like he committed a crime

and you’re like “midoriya, it’s not that deep”

but he’s just upset with himself 

you had told him earlier that you needed some help with your homework

and since he’s such a wonderful friend, he didn’t hesitate to tell you that he’d be more than happy to help

so now he’s happily walking to your room because he loves study dates with you

even tho they’re not dates at all

but still

he loves them

especially whenever you get a question right and you just look up at him with big puppy eyes, waiting for him to praise you

and he does

because you deserve it

you work so hard and he admires you for that

ok BAcK to the point,,,

(i’m sorry i just love this man so much, he makes me so soft)

here’s the deal

midoriya knocks on your door right?

but you don’t hear it because you’re blasting music on your speaker while singing your heart out

so he lets himself in

tho he wants to run back out when he sees your naked back is facing him

you’re changing; that’s the first thing he notices 

the second thing he notices is that you’re standing in front of a mirror

and you’re not wearing a bra

he yelps before turning around and you jump because you hadn’t noticed him 

“izuku? what are you-”

“i’m so sorry y/n! i didn’t mean to invade your privacy like this a-and i didn’t know you were changing and so i opened the door and then i saw you and oh god you’re not wearing a shirt which isn’t bad you know, i m-mean i'm not saying you look bad because ha believe me you don’t but-”

“oh my god dude, would you relax?”

you laugh as you finish putting on your hoodie 

he frowns, you’re laughing? in a situation like this?! are you okay???

“again, i’m sorry and it’s okay if you want me to go because it’s weird and i don’t want you to feel uncomfortable because of me so-”

“ok izuku, first of all stop talking,” he quickly shuts his mouth, still facing the closed door so you don’t see his tomato-like cheeks. “second, turn around,” you place your hands on his shoulders to make him look at you and he tenses at the touch, but turns around anyways 

you offer him a kind smile, the one that makes him fall harder for you everyday and that’s enough to ease his nerves a bit

“third, quit freaking out. it’s not like i’m gonna kill you or anything”

“b-but how are you so...calm?”

“uhh because i don’t really care?” 

he doesn’t know why, but his heart hurts a little after hearing you say that

is not like he expects you to actually reciprocate his feelings but,,

he didn’t have an effect on you whatsoever? not even a little bit?

“and besides, it’s you so i don’t mind”

“what do you mean?”

you shrug, smirking at the green haired boy, “well you like me, right?”

he almost stops breathing 

maybe he did for a few seconds

he looks at you, a mix of emotions flashing through his expression 

is he relieved? is he scared? is he happy?

he doesn’t  k n o w

neverthless, he nods shyly, looking away from your captivating gaze

“and i like you so it’s okay”

midoriya.exe has stopped working

someone PLEASE calm this boy down

he’s about to explode from feeling so much happiness 

“you do?!”

“of course” you smile at him one last time, before interlacing your fingers with his and sitting down on the rug next to your bed so you can study 

or maybe you got a little carried away and ended up cuddling all evening while eating ramen

but that’s besides the point

( gif isn’t mine !! credits go to its rightful owner )

tamaki amajiki:

sweet little baby

he faints :D

no but seriously

he does.

are we surprised? 

nope, not at all

he can’t look at you for more than 5 seconds without getting nervous as it is,

but after he saw you half naked?!

yeah no, that’s too much for tamaki

his body shuts down because he cannot handle it

nejire told him to go check up on you because you seemed off at school

which tamaki also noticed because he’s very observant with people (especially you) but he preferred to not say anything 

of course his first response to nejire is straight up: no

he’s too shy 

and he’s scared because what if you get mad at him? or tell him to go away?

he thinks it’s better to give you your space and if you want to talk to him, then he’s more than ready to listen

but nejire wouldn’t shut up about it

then mirio butted in too and they were just whining a lot and he got tired of hearing them talk

now here he is, standing in front of your room with a shaky hand hovering against the wooden door

much like todoroki, he knocks and patiently waits for a response 

which he receives quickly 

“who is it?”

“tamaki”

“ahh tama, let yourself in!”

he blushes at the nickname and finally opens the door

he’s about to go sit on your desk chair or something 

but then he sees you

you’re only in your underwear, struggling to put on a hoodie 

and then you jump to try and get it on

and that makes it worse because you’re wearing a  b r a 

long story short,

he falls to the floor :D

the big ‘thud’ startles you and even more so when you see tamaki’s unconscious body on the floor

“shit, tama are you okay?”

it takes him a good 5 minutes to open his eyes again 

he feels a cold towel pressed up against his forehead and he frowns at the feeling

when he turns his head around, he notices that he’s laying down on your bed

but you're nowhere to be seen 

“thank god you’re awake” 

your voice comes from behind him and that’s when he realizes he’s not only laying down on your bed, but also on your lap

“you really worried me!”

cue him blushing like there’s no tomorrow and stuttering 

“s-sorry. i was just s-surprised to see you c-changing and i’m sorry i didn’t tell you i was coming b-beforehand”

you shake your head, “that’s okay tama, i’m not mad at you”

he just nods because he’s afraid he’ll say something dumb if he talks

you brush your fingers through his indigo hair and he swears he can feel himself falling more in love with you in that precise moment 

you smile down at him

“what did you come here for anyway? not that i mind, but you know”

“nejire told me y-you seemed down today s-so i came to check up on you”

butterflies flutter in your stomach at his sweet words

“aww you’re so sweet, but i’m okay. i was just feeling sad”

he sits up to look at you better and he doesn’t miss the way you pout when his hair is no longer in between your fingers 

which makes his heart speed up 

“are you okay?”

his question is so genuine and he seems so concerned, it makes you want to keep him in your pocket forever

“i am now” 

he smiles at your response, happy that you feel better

“i’m glad”

“now come here, i wanna play with your hair”

and who is he to deny such request?