#this sounfs so bad.
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bro I'm weird at the function so the kids can dance freestyle
#shoutout to one of my uncles coming up to me and telling me that he was so grateful that i danced with his kid (ik it sounds weird but we-#-we were just mirroring dances and several feet apart)#literally im dancing to some 80s song i dont know and all the kids come back from outside and they seem hesitant#but because im a freak on the dancefloor they have no problem being weird too#do it weird do it scared do it uncomfortable#this sounds so bad i knoe#but im not a kiddie fiddler. a grave robber if you will#man#this sounfs so bad.#fuckin hell#im just emotional#made my night#a kid told me i had cool hair#sobbed#i wa sso worried i was too weird#and an aunt told me i had the besf cosfume#what theleeelllllllll#man.
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27/09/24, 15:26pm
It's as I feared when I was just a little girl
#theyre inviting her man iver to make it all official#ans im supposed to as alwags just suck it allup#as alwahs just watch from the sidelines and wonder why its noy me#whys it never mek#ive been kept as convenienve all my lige#do things for all od them and keep ghem all haply#never ever complain and never ever feel anything other than happiness for oyhers#and alwahs just be patient just stay patient#and never say anytbing bad and wprry#bjt keep watching others moving on and moving forward and getting the exact things you desperately asled for#desperately hoped and prayed for.f#the job i applied for sounfs amamzing on paper and then tbey keep chainging and adsing things#now its possibiliy of teavel every week#im beyong upset#no one will ever know how deeply saddened and disheartened i truly iam. and no one will ever care.#the hopes i had are just being crushed daily and i have no one to gall bsck on.v#im so humiliated that no one will ever undersgand#why couldnt it be me. why is it never me. d#mytalks
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I have drank some water and distracted myself. the adrenaline has gone down so I'll go to sleep now. Your drinking water advice was surprisingly effective, ty :). I'll be normal about sports now until the EK
I'm so glad!! Staying hydrated doesn't solve every problem but it does really help. Glad u feel a little better, sleep well! <3
#best life advice i ever got was that if you feel bad for no reason its either youre hungry thirsty or tired#and all other problems will feel less bad if you sleep and eat. which sounfs really logical but man its so helpful#asks
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me and my husband after making a contract with a little cat looking creature
#HOKDHTHRHFUFJCOFJFBDHSJDJTNDJFJDOOMYMUKULOUOHJHMHKGKKD#HODLDTHEHFUCUCKIG PHOKE MILOOOOOOIKCMRYRIGJNFIKCJEHSJKSKKDJDJOWOWKWKW#WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU COLORED;?;?;?;?;?;?;!!:! );-OHYMGOGIFUFHDHABABABA A A ABHSHHAHAJAA IM PUKLINGNMYHAJRIAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA#MY JOKER ARC IS HAPPENING IM GOING INSANE AHAHAHEHSHEHE STEVEN LAUGHTER AAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#FIRST OFF IM JUST SO OVERWHELMED KNOWING HOW MUCH YOU IMPROVED LIKE JASPWR OS SO FUCKIGN HAPPY RO BE HERE#AND HE HAS. MASS. ON HIS BODY. I DON'T MEAN TO SOUNF WEIRD HELP#HES SO FCUKING CUYE THE STUPID RIBBONSBAHSGRJAKAKAKAKANAKAKAKALALW#LOOK I LEARNED ENOUGH ABOUT THIS FUCKIN SHOW BECAUSE OF YOU AND NERO MAKING REFERENCES I THINK I CAN SAY BIG HES HERE#YES* BIG YES#STEVEN LOOKS SO NEUTRAL IMAAHHAKAKAKKAJSSHSBDHSJAJAKS#IM GIGGLGIGN SO HARD I FUCKING MISS THEM AAAAAAAA#JAEVEN IN CURRENT ART STYLE!?!?!!??!?!?;?;?;? IM SO GIGDYDYSH#I WILL TRHOW UP#RHE OUTFIT LOOKS SO CUYE ON JASPER I FUCKING SWEAR. ON MIKIS FUCKING GRAVE#milo tag#~ others ships#i need to cry so bad i fucking miss these losers so much in hr style#i can look at your old art of these two and go DAMN im so fuckin proud of you MWA
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I don't know if you did this already but slashers with a black s/o?
Im so sorry for long wait! I had to rewrite it like twice and kinda forgor, have fun reading🌼🌼🌼She/her pronouns Request open
TW: mensions of racism in thomas (his family) and Billy(hes crazy)
Slashers with black!s/o
Billy Lenz
This man is one very curious bean. He will ask weird questions
I mean he is a huge simp, no matter what color she is really, give him attention and he can litteraly stab somone for her
If she has afro or dreadlocks he will play with them :( sorry he wont really ask about consent (dude is a serial killer no way 🤯) But if s/o is uncomfy with somone touching her hair, just Bonk him few times and he will shtop
Billy can be a good boi if somones patient enough to help him get thrue his sus mind
Thomas Hewitt
Bros in texas ofc his family is not very woke, not very #slay
Luda probably just silently judges her, but after she sees that Tommy is genuenly in love and happy she will give a chance. And after like few weeks she and s/o will get along very well! Making dinner with Luda sounfs somehow wholesome
They are more xenophobic than rasist, i mean its still bad, but they stop if tommy and s/o are getting along well
Please hold Thomas hands hes shy and worried
Micheal Myers
Boi been in mental hospital i doubt he seen something more than balding white man
I mean he is instantly in love! I mean he will think its just another obssesion to kill but oh boi he just loooves her
Not only is she easy to spot due to whole haddonfield population being white old people (exept this one couple in halloween kills movie) and also she seems like very lovley girl too
Oop somones racist? Welp somones dead.
Asa Emory
This boi is too smart for all this "racism" stuff, he does not care. Ofc shes gorgeus, but he does not really care about skin colors (he may be a serial killer but he is not a monster)
He loves her hair, if she allows him he will headpat her alot
Idk what to write about him, hes pretty no-probematic and he doenst have like any family members so he is really just loving bf (exept the whole 'i put people in boxes' trope)
Btw while I was writting this i realised that theres litteraly non exisitng representation of poc in horror movies(especially old slasher ones). Kinda cringe if u ask me
#slasher x reader#slasher headcanons#billy lenz#billy lenz x reader#micheal myers#micheal myers headcanons#micheal myers x reader#billy lenz x y/n#thomas hewitt x you#thomas hewitt x reader#asa emory x reader#asa emory#collector x reader#the collector x reader#the collector
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thinking bout unifying all my socisl medis stuff, (online and irl) into one thingie, so basically stop hiding my online stuff from anyone that i know irl
like on one hand my irl friends got me on socisl media which would be nest bwcause none of my irl friends have me on soecial media because i only do that with online people, on the other hand do i really want all my irl friends to see how completely down bad i am and do i want them knowing sbout all my weird kinks snd shit? sounfs kinds fun but idk 😭
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my GOD one of my friends is convinced hes a bad person cause he has severe intrusive thoughts (or it sounfs like jntrusive thoughts atnleast) and he is SO CLOSE to understanding that thoughts dont define you as a person but. GOD he is very stubborn lmao.
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eughh these ones turned out kinda bad but the furry saga must continue !!
OH FUCK IM SO LATE TO THIS?(EXPLOSION SOUNF EFFECT NOISE)
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ILY MOREE AAAA
no def, its just so him?? also YES i sgree mingi would 100% call his partner princess!! its just so him.. in very excited to hear the reast of the nicknames!! i feel like jongho would stick with a very simple baby or smth.. or hwd be the type of guy to just call u ur name cause 'well its YOUR name, part of YOU, why wld i wanna call u smth else??'
oh my god.. if ur screaming and giggling and rolling around I MIGHT GO INTO CARDIAC ARREST IM SOO EXCITED!! im rolling around just thinking abt it!! do we finally get to kiss them plsss say yes 😞 i love the trope if soft only for you and this fic is FEEDING ME!
YIKES make dure to rest and stuff should you get sick.. im preparing myself for possible broken bones from how many times ill slip in winter 😒
its actually not TOO crazy ig, its kinda calming down since i get this weekend off, and next weekend too, but on tuesdays its 2 and a half hours so i cant even go home before i go to rehearsal 😞 then sunday is 6-9 so three hours AND FRIDAYS ARE 4:30-8 but like going home would still take too long. this is my villain origin story and the air conditioner in our dance room thing SUCKS so its like 28 people dancing in a small room with no air conditioner..! ok end of rant sorry 😞 hows ur schedule sounf
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I actually think seonghwa would be really sweet with nicknames tbh😭😭😭 he’s such a sweetheart. Imo Yeosang would be more like “I’ll call you your name box it’s your name 🥸” BUT THATS JUST MY OPINION
there may be a kiss scene coming up you never know 🤭 I’m so excited for you to read it ehehhehe. ISTG YOI GUYS ARE GONNA EXPLODE BUT DONT SUE ME OKAY. I’m a sucker for soft for you only trope so you beat believe there is much of that to come 🤭
Oh that’s not too bad but at the same time I would collapse on the spot. You’re stronger than me bae 😭😭😭 hell nah….. no AC???? would be my villain arc too. Gonna be your sidekick though dw we will rock the world
Never apologise for ranting I love to hear from you 😭
My scheudle isn’t actually that bad im just really busy with my mental health and taking care of my mum bc Im practically her nurse😭
I was locked out of my house for over an hour today bc I forgot my keys so that’s how im going 🫠
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Little should be ready again for the next seadon. Sounfs like the P injury...
Yeah I mean Ps back after 157 days and that was a bad injury so if it's not worse than the ones she sustained she should be it back by next season
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MHSKSVAJNSJSLSHXJKXHBSOWY IM ABT TO BLIND PEOPLE WITH A LIGHT/HJ AND WHENEVER I SEE THEM FLINCH I WILL THINK OF YOU. ACTUALLY TYPING THAT OUT IT SOUNFS LIKE A BAD THING
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I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH/A
hey CT I love yiu/a
iving u a super duper big hug to make up for all the hugs i wasnt/wont be able to today
ILYSM/A HUG
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literally all i did was post a screenshot but its garnered enough notes the comments are an ecosystem that must be maintained and this is unfortunately just a sideblog so im blocking ppl but i need to access tumblr desktop to fully block them *here*. also ive seen at least one t3rf who has ME blocked so i cant even see their reply on my own post to block it.
#its honestly too bad so many people are making the same fucking stupid joke in the comments tho bc it also just unironically sounfs like sth#sthn a t3rf would say so its making it hard to vet replies#///:#i dont like hosting that kinda bullshit period or letting orher trans ppl be exposed to it
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OHMYGODNOWAY
#❝ chattering ! ♡#GUYS MY . MY BEST FRIEND THAT I ACCIDENTALLY GHOSTED IS TEXTING ME#WHAHAJJSSJJSJDJSJ#THETRE NOT MAD .#also yhat makes me sounf like a bad person but like i was super mentally ill then so liek whoops 💀💀#good thing we r both ill ig 😭💀
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Why the fuck is there a Tumblr ad advertising "fandom dates"???? That sounds like something out of like tumblr's past but it's an ad on my dash CURRENTLY.
#z rambles#gonna go find a gf on fandom dating site guys 😳#then inevitably break up bcuz of different ships and inability to kindate bcuz of it 😢😭#djjcuj SORRY JUST IT SOUNFS LIKE. SO Bad an idea
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sending a big thank you to buzzfeed unsolved specifically ryan bergara for helping me get over my literal fear of the name ryan
#hanna talks#this is genuinely not a joke#like i have this weird thing with names#my ex’s name is ryan so automatically All Ryan’s Are Bad#same thing with the name julia or madison. anyone named julia or madison is Automatically A Horrible Person solely because of their name#like that sounfs super bad snd its stereotyping#but its just how my mind works
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Girl group songs r so fucking good bro idk I can't say it enough.....
#z rambles#gg songs alwayd have a hook to them#bg just sounfs like noises being meshed togethet and its the b a d kind yoo#its always so insanrly boring or strsight up loud and their choreography r alwayd like MANLY#like we grt it......#anaurway......#why csnt bg be cringe snd good anymorr tbese guys r all cringe and bad#dont complsin to me in my own houde this is a bg hate blog
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