#this sounfs so bad.

[toiletwipes]

bro I'm weird at the function so the kids can dance freestyle

[backspacingmyself]

27/09/24, 15:26pm

It's as I feared when I was just a little girl

[aqqleshiqqing-archive]

me and my husband after making a contract with a little cat looking creature

[xyfanficarchive]

I wanna be the hot baddie on the Tulpar that Daisuke totally wasn’t expecting (his ass was so sad when he realized he was gonna be celibate for a year) and at the first employee meeting I walk in and he’s like *JAW DROP EMOJI AWOOGA SOUNF EFFECR* okay that’s it that’s the post

bros trying so hard to rizz you up from day one but it just sounds like PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

i wanna be the soft mysterious sensitive goth manic pixie dream girl who catches the eye of curly and jimmy but while curly is bound by his captainly duty not to pursue, jimmy has no such inhibitions. and im way too autistic to understand his attempts to pick me up and im mostly put off by his weird negging mixed with his sad attempts to be kind of nice (hes really bad at it), but am drawn in by curly’s beautiful aura and my belief that hes completely unattainable cause i want what i cant have. so theres this weird triangle going on until we have shore leave at the end of the haul and we all get drunk and have a threesome and jimmy gets really really way too into sucking curlys dick. and he pretends not to remember the next day.

[janabottomslutwhore]

thinking bout unifying all my socisl medis stuff, (online and irl) into one thingie, so basically stop hiding my online stuff from anyone that i know irl

like on one hand my irl friends got me on socisl media which would be nest bwcause none of my irl friends have me on soecial media because i only do that with online people, on the other hand do i really want all my irl friends to see how completely down bad i am and do i want them knowing sbout all my weird kinks snd shit? sounfs kinds fun but idk 😭

[asbestieos]

eughh these ones turned out kinda bad but the furry saga must continue !!

OH FUCK IM SO LATE TO THIS?(EXPLOSION SOUNF EFFECT NOISE)

[tainsan]

ILY MOREE AAAA

no def, its just so him?? also YES i sgree mingi would 100% call his partner princess!! its just so him.. in very excited to hear the reast of the nicknames!! i feel like jongho would stick with a very simple baby or smth.. or hwd be the type of guy to just call u ur name cause 'well its YOUR name, part of YOU, why wld i wanna call u smth else??'

oh my god.. if ur screaming and giggling and rolling around I MIGHT GO INTO CARDIAC ARREST IM SOO EXCITED!! im rolling around just thinking abt it!! do we finally get to kiss them plsss say yes 😞 i love the trope if soft only for you and this fic is FEEDING ME!

YIKES make dure to rest and stuff should you get sick.. im preparing myself for possible broken bones from how many times ill slip in winter 😒

its actually not TOO crazy ig, its kinda calming down since i get this weekend off, and next weekend too, but on tuesdays its 2 and a half hours so i cant even go home before i go to rehearsal 😞 then sunday is 6-9 so three hours AND FRIDAYS ARE 4:30-8 but like going home would still take too long. this is my villain origin story and the air conditioner in our dance room thing SUCKS so its like 28 people dancing in a small room with no air conditioner..! ok end of rant sorry 😞 hows ur schedule sounf

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I actually think seonghwa would be really sweet with nicknames tbh😭😭😭 he’s such a sweetheart. Imo Yeosang would be more like “I’ll call you your name box it’s your name 🥸” BUT THATS JUST MY OPINION

there may be a kiss scene coming up you never know 🤭 I’m so excited for you to read it ehehhehe. ISTG YOI GUYS ARE GONNA EXPLODE BUT DONT SUE ME OKAY. I’m a sucker for soft for you only trope so you beat believe there is much of that to come 🤭

Oh that’s not too bad but at the same time I would collapse on the spot. You’re stronger than me bae 😭😭😭 hell nah….. no AC???? would be my villain arc too. Gonna be your sidekick though dw we will rock the world

Never apologise for ranting I love to hear from you 😭

My scheudle isn’t actually that bad im just really busy with my mental health and taking care of my mum bc Im practically her nurse😭

I was locked out of my house for over an hour today bc I forgot my keys so that’s how im going 🫠

[alexbkrieger13]

Little should be ready again for the next seadon. Sounfs like the P injury...

Yeah I mean Ps back after 157 days and that was a bad injury so if it's not worse than the ones she sustained she should be it back by next season

[red-signal]

MHSKSVAJNSJSLSHXJKXHBSOWY IM ABT TO BLIND PEOPLE WITH A LIGHT/HJ AND WHENEVER I SEE THEM FLINCH I WILL THINK OF YOU. ACTUALLY TYPING THAT OUT IT SOUNFS LIKE A BAD THING

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I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH/A

hey CT I love yiu/a

iving u a super duper big hug to make up for all the hugs i wasnt/wont be able to today

ILYSM/A HUG

[marcelock]

literally all i did was post a screenshot but its garnered enough notes the comments are an ecosystem that must be maintained and this is unfortunately just a sideblog so im blocking ppl but i need to access tumblr desktop to fully block them *here*. also ive seen at least one t3rf who has ME blocked so i cant even see their reply on my own post to block it.

[bobatealie-archived]

OHMYGODNOWAY

[gabbyzvolt25]

Why the fuck is there a Tumblr ad advertising "fandom dates"???? That sounds like something out of like tumblr's past but it's an ad on my dash CURRENTLY.

[plethodontidae]

sending a big thank you to buzzfeed unsolved specifically ryan bergara for helping me get over my literal fear of the name ryan

[froggyrights]

I have drank some water and distracted myself. the adrenaline has gone down so I'll go to sleep now. Your drinking water advice was surprisingly effective, ty :). I'll be normal about sports now until the EK

I'm so glad!! Staying hydrated doesn't solve every problem but it does really help. Glad u feel a little better, sleep well! <3

[othercrossee]

Girl group songs r so fucking good bro idk I can't say it enough.....

[rzyraffek]

I don't know if you did this already but slashers with a black s/o?

Im so sorry for long wait! I had to rewrite it like twice and kinda forgor, have fun reading🌼🌼🌼She/her pronouns Request open

TW: mensions of racism in thomas (his family) and Billy(hes crazy)

Slashers with black!s/o

Billy Lenz

This man is one very curious bean. He will ask weird questions

I mean he is a huge simp, no matter what color she is really, give him attention and he can litteraly stab somone for her

If she has afro or dreadlocks he will play with them :( sorry he wont really ask about consent (dude is a serial killer no way 🤯) But if s/o is uncomfy with somone touching her hair, just Bonk him few times and he will shtop

Billy can be a good boi if somones patient enough to help him get thrue his sus mind

Thomas Hewitt

Bros in texas ofc his family is not very woke, not very #slay

Luda probably just silently judges her, but after she sees that Tommy is genuenly in love and happy she will give a chance. And after like few weeks she and s/o will get along very well! Making dinner with Luda sounfs somehow wholesome

They are more xenophobic than rasist, i mean its still bad, but they stop if tommy and s/o are getting along well

Please hold Thomas hands hes shy and worried

Micheal Myers

Boi been in mental hospital i doubt he seen something more than balding white man

I mean he is instantly in love! I mean he will think its just another obssesion to kill but oh boi he just loooves her

Not only is she easy to spot due to whole haddonfield population being white old people (exept this one couple in halloween kills movie) and also she seems like very lovley girl too

Oop somones racist? Welp somones dead.

Asa Emory

This boi is too smart for all this "racism" stuff, he does not care. Ofc shes gorgeus, but he does not really care about skin colors (he may be a serial killer but he is not a monster)

He loves her hair, if she allows him he will headpat her alot

Idk what to write about him, hes pretty no-probematic and he doenst have like any family members so he is really just loving bf (exept the whole 'i put people in boxes' trope)

Btw while I was writting this i realised that theres litteraly non exisitng representation of poc in horror movies(especially old slasher ones). Kinda cringe if u ask me