#this show i swear to god

[peri-helia]

Anyone: Hey, you alright?

Me, internally experiencing a change in brain chemistry: Who's Billy? We'll be partners till they put us in the fucking ground. Know no shame. What the fuck did you do to that? I cooked it. You absolutely did not. Let me tell you a story. Tell your governor, you tell him I'm coming. So we dance the dance. Never was there a Caesar who couldn’t sing the tune. Is that the truth? We might be friends by then. Whoever tied this bandage was either blind or drunk. I think both. They took everything from us. And then they called me a monster?! The moment I sign that pardon, the moment I ask for one - I proclaim to the world that they were right...this ends when I grant them my forgiveness, not the other way around. I am your King. This isn't what I wanted. I recognise you. Do you recognise me? You fucking lied to me! Of course I lied! Fruit, fruit. Tits, tits. You must know this. You’re too smart not to know this. It's done, wouldn't you agree? You did do all those things. If he were here, he would agree with me! Everyone is a monster to someone, since you are so convinced I am yours, I will be it. In the end, that's all I want. To walk away from the sea and find some peace.

Me: Not bad, thanks yeah. You?

[thematchbox]

I cant deal with Flint's face when Silver asks him "Where's Madi?" after the Spanish raid. Flint doesn't answer. He can't. His face says it all, that he knows exactly what that moment feels like and that he hates himself for having to be the bearer of the same type of news that killed him and rebirthed him cold and hard.

And then later when Silver says "It wasn't your fault." Cause it wasn't. Flint couldn't save Madi. But he also couldn't save Thomas, and he blames himself for both. He wants to believe Silver so bad

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

Past or future... just let them be.

[jamrockshuffle]

why am I not seeing any posts about izzy smacking stede's ass during the rope swinging part lmfao

[braindead94]

To those who follow me, pardon me for posting a lot of this evil bitch. My hyper fixation picked him for the week and I can’t stop. Molina posts will resume normally soon

[borealing]

FUCKIGN ZORRO??_;@((+!?? WERE THEY LEADING TO THAT SHITTY PUN FOR FULL SEASONS??????

[thanks-for-the-crabapples]

TED LASSOOOOOOO

[violet-sounds]

ask me about my mister (2018) and i won't shut up

[beepborpdoodledorp]

shes doing great actually thanks for asking

[quietwingsinthesky]

hi did supernatural just say that dark magic caused 9/11.

[bichianti]

[piningbuddies]

now how did we end up here fellas

[hydrasaura]

I...never even realized 🤯

you ever realize 20 years after the fact that mandarin wasn't involved in the events of "in the grip of evil" and therefore may still have no idea that skeleton king is his father

[puppppppppy]

these two are so interesting to me

characters belong to @canisalbus

[lazylittledragon]

i refuse to believe that boycotting is hard. my favourite thing in the world is ordering maccies after a late night at work/a concert/getting drunk. yes i do miss it sometimes. but the other night i ordered from a small place near my house instead and it was the most orgasmic burger i've ever had in my life. i very rarely say this but fucking suck it up people are DEAD