#this show i swear to god

[peri-helia]

Anyone: Hey, you alright?

Me, internally experiencing a change in brain chemistry: Who's Billy? We'll be partners till they put us in the fucking ground. Know no shame. What the fuck did you do to that? I cooked it. You absolutely did not. Let me tell you a story. Tell your governor, you tell him I'm coming. So we dance the dance. Never was there a Caesar who couldn’t sing the tune. Is that the truth? We might be friends by then. Whoever tied this bandage was either blind or drunk. I think both. They took everything from us. And then they called me a monster?! The moment I sign that pardon, the moment I ask for one - I proclaim to the world that they were right...this ends when I grant them my forgiveness, not the other way around. I am your King. This isn't what I wanted. I recognise you. Do you recognise me? You fucking lied to me! Of course I lied! Fruit, fruit. Tits, tits. You must know this. You’re too smart not to know this. It's done, wouldn't you agree? You did do all those things. If he were here, he would agree with me! Everyone is a monster to someone, since you are so convinced I am yours, I will be it. In the end, that's all I want. To walk away from the sea and find some peace.

Me: Not bad, thanks yeah. You?

[thematchbox]

I cant deal with Flint's face when Silver asks him "Where's Madi?" after the Spanish raid. Flint doesn't answer. He can't. His face says it all, that he knows exactly what that moment feels like and that he hates himself for having to be the bearer of the same type of news that killed him and rebirthed him cold and hard.

And then later when Silver says "It wasn't your fault." Cause it wasn't. Flint couldn't save Madi. But he also couldn't save Thomas, and he blames himself for both. He wants to believe Silver so bad

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

Past or future... just let them be.

[jamrockshuffle]

why am I not seeing any posts about izzy smacking stede's ass during the rope swinging part lmfao

[braindead94]

To those who follow me, pardon me for posting a lot of this evil bitch. My hyper fixation picked him for the week and I can’t stop. Molina posts will resume normally soon

[bahoreal]

FUCKIGN ZORRO??_;@((+!?? WERE THEY LEADING TO THAT SHITTY PUN FOR FULL SEASONS??????

[thanks-for-the-crabapples]

TED LASSOOOOOOO

[violet-sounds]

ask me about my mister (2018) and i won't shut up

[quietwingsinthesky]

hi did supernatural just say that dark magic caused 9/11.

[piningbuddies]

now how did we end up here fellas

[puppyeared]

these two are so interesting to me

characters belong to @canisalbus

[lazylittledragon]

i refuse to believe that boycotting is hard. my favourite thing in the world is ordering maccies after a late night at work/a concert/getting drunk. yes i do miss it sometimes. but the other night i ordered from a small place near my house instead and it was the most orgasmic burger i've ever had in my life. i very rarely say this but fucking suck it up people are DEAD

[blackmagictrait]

the most unrealistic part of izombie - a show where zombies are real and can solve crimes by eating brains - is that the character ravi isn't slamming ass all over the city. like he's supposed to be a medical examiner in seattle which is a $100k+ salary and he's played by rahul kohli and y'all are really trying to convince me this 6'4" doctor isn't knee deep in pussy 24/7?? zombies I can accept but trying to convince me this man with a full head of hair and a british accent has to fight for women's attention absolutely annihilates my suspension of disbelief.

[hydrasaura]

I...never even realized 🤯

you ever realize 20 years after the fact that mandarin wasn't involved in the events of "in the grip of evil" and therefore may still have no idea that skeleton king is his father

[twow]

i didn't have super high hopes for the barbie movie going into complex feminism and political issues or anything considering its made by mattel but the right-wing and male reaction honestly had me really hopeful that i was wrong and that the barbie movie is trying to say something radical. and then i saw the movie and its just like. the most basic boring surface-level feminism movie ever. the most political thing they say is that women have it really rough under the patriarchy which like. yeah obviously. its also extremely nice to men like its clear that the kens turn bad not out of malice but misguidance and ryan gosling ken gets whole musical numbers and a whole arc about finding himself and getting to know ken w/o barbie. even the all-male leadership at mattel is depicted as well-meaning albeit buffoonish at times. so the fact that men and right wing audiences are claiming that the movie is anti-men or is this super radical film is just. incredibly sad to me. like even a movie this non-political with such surface-level corporate feminism is offensive to you? and even the leftists are acting like its revolutionary somehow. if your boyfriend didnt realize how bad women have it before seeing the fucking barbie movie you need to get a new boyfriend. idk. its just disappointing all around to see something as basic as "women have it rough" treated like its a revolutionary concept and it makes me genuinely despair for the future of women that the barbie movie is the most feminism some people have been exposed to. and even that little amount is too much for some people.