#this shit really IS bananas
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Just sat down and actually skimmed through the crocomom/dad theory(to avoid heavy spoilers but I’m sure there weren’t any besides Ivankov in the reddit post I read) and I fully believe it could be possible but only because it’s funny as fuck and actually has some potential for a fucked up heartless detail about Crocodile that I love so much because I don’t see it very often
#nah idc if there’s some turn around for croc#idc if that man suddenly becomes in ally or in the gray area#that potential I talked about#is really just croc giving luffy up for selfish reasons bc he realized half way thru#he didn’t want Luffy so he gave him up to dragon#and dragon dropped him off at garps bc idk maybe he didn’t really want a kid either#and oooooh croc fully realizing Luffy IS his son and he’s actively killing him??? OH BABY I LOVE ME SOME FUCKED UP CONCEPTS#like he doesn’t give a shit if that brat came outta his loins he didn’t raise the thing he has no emotional attachments to him#fuck it we ball banana gators kill the little bastard 💥#one piece#one piece headcanons#one piece luffy#monkey d. luffy#one piece crocodile#crocodad#crocomom
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that stupid fucking t mobile commercial with patrick and gabriel is making me CRAZYYYYY like i am having a category 5 moment about those two gay ass lawyers in the year 2024 😭
#dumb commercial got me rereading fanfic from A DECADE AGO#going thru old posts is like holy shit they really were THAT crazy cuckoo bananas about each other 🤪#suits#marvey
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musical!ponyboy the creature you are…..
#hot take but i don’t really mind the wig in act 1#act 2 tho….#his hair looks like ramen#it looks like the sun took a shit on his head#it looks like banana purée#(not ragging on him btw! just the wig)#(it’s not his fault the wig is shit)#the outsiders#ponyboy curtis#brody grant#i miss his irl ponyboy hair (i have like 1 pic of it i’ve been using for art refs)
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its 2am im posting the friend i made for Derry since they looked lonely. they're partners in crime except not bc Derry is too sleepy to participate past the idea stage
jesterly is not their real name 💅 their pronouns are whatever is funniest in the moment 💅 also i would punch them in the face if given the chance and they would deserve it
#drawing them together is solidifying the fact that i cant draw consistent character size/height differences#holy SHIT they are all over the place the lot of em#also i resent jesterly on principle now#bc it took my like. two hours of constant recoloring to get to a somewhat decent look#i wanted to make their color scheme a little unsettling AND NOW THEYRE BRIGHT FUCKING PINK AND RAINBOW-#jesterly i am in your house with a shotgun#they were gonna have like... dark maroon felt w/ violent orange cheeks#and an equally sinister outfit#LOOK AT THEM. THEYRE A WALKING BANANA CREAM PIE. FUCK.#scribble salad#welcome home oc#why is it that whenever i create two characters meant to be partners (platonic or otherwise)#they immediately start becoming a little fucked up#whats up with that. huh. why do they always get Violent#jesterly has existed for all of three hours#and i already need to keep them on a tight fucking leash#my brain: oh and they love pranks! fun! but sometimes they take it too far and whoops arson & blood is happening but theyre still laughing-#NO!! take it back a notch bitch!!! reel it in!!!!#originally jesterly was gonna be like... a park ranger or forest-dwelling type character or something#but. i really love jesters#people always talk about 'oh prince/princess/royalty & dragon'#or 'oh knight & dragon'#name a more iconic duo than jester & dragon. motherfucker. ill wait. YOU CANT.#and now jesterly exists and i dont like them. but also im attached#theyre in my brain now and they wont leave#as a visual: im trying to sleep and theyre blasting caramelldansen in the same room#sadistic little bastard.
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if you had to smite from the earth either nixon or garfield who would you eliminate. history will continue unchanged except if you smite nixon all the nixon memes disappear and if you smite garfield the orange cat goes with him
I would sacrifice anything that is dear to me to scrub this animal from all the veins of culture that it has slithered into. I was frustrated with the Garfield comic strip from the twentieth of August, 2024.
Jim Davis has given up trying to claw from the mud. He has drawn a cat looking at the reader and telling a wet joke. By making Garfield a mere static image to surround text, Davis has taken the work of his heart and lowered it to the level of the borders that surround a pop up window. My feelings on this topic eclipse and obliterate any other nuances to your question. If ever presented a shot at this king, I would take it.
#If we're being serious#I've been finding Garfield an interesting person to read about#as far as I can tell he isn't openly evil in the ways that US presidents and politicians tend to be#and in many ways is virtuous‚ extremely academic‚ fought in the civil war‚ he just seems to be a decent guy who was president for a bit#who knows what he'd done if he hadn't been shot though.#otherwise gilded age politics are fucking bananas and its very entertaining to learn about them#entirely believable that they were using the same system that we use now because the same shit happens#Nixon on the other hand is a monster. He's pop culture's caricature of an evil president#I find him fascinating for very different reasons‚ partly because we have so much on him with all the phone conversations he recorded#there's something really cool about being able to hear how the president verbally reacted when hearing about something big over the phone#https://youtu.be/WwBD49fD1UM?si=j-uWUbM0L0M0OUqS#incredible privilege to be able to listen to some of his drunken phone calls#and we have so many more photos of him than Garfield too#his administration was wacky and I'd love to read more about it#bizarre stuff went on in his white house and his mind#I guess I don't know what my answer would be
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really hate the whole "stop trying to provoke infighting and stand with your fellow leftists" stance. like yeah sure there are moments when u gotta be like "i dont think thats really an issue to be concerned with right now" but as soon as you start talking about about actions (such as boycotts, Inconvenient Protests, etc) that affect peoples lives its a whole argument that you cant inconvenience anyone ever and everyone should be allowed to do anything they want. and saying that you need to make sacrifices or change your mind somehow is harmful to activist movements
#labz.txt#it really boils down to individualist entitlement i think#i need to have cheap bananas year round that i never eat or how will i be able to change the world type shit
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the pink floyd fan experience is putting on an album for like the third time that week and still being like "oh yah fuck I forgot these freaks really did make what is widely considered to be some of the best music ever created in all of history"
#crazy diamond parts 6-9 has got me going cookoo bananas again#its reassuring to know that its not just the brainrot talking it really is THAT good on its own independent basis of artistic merit#i know im preaching to the choir but oh my god have you heard this shit????#pink floyd
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The narc high after u see a random persons pronouns.cc and realize. urs is better. i am normal about this i swear bro is not even using custom preferences like what??? i know the point isnt to have the prettiest page and TECHNICALLY just for information but mine is MUCH more informational and looks nice on top of that. i have yet to see someone with as many or neatly sorted pronouns.ccs with me i love pronouns cc
#this isnt to say other people dont have amazing ones im just. apples bananas /ref#i especially love the ones by my family and partners like#these are really cool ^_^#i just. spend multiple hours a day maintaining and redoing mine.#i love pronouns cc#oragnizing the information#finding new names pronouns xenogenders etc and sorting them#thats the good shit right there
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Part of growing up is begrudgingly realizing that as much as you hate bananas, those bitches really are powerfoods for getting you through the day whereas your beloved appy slices will not
#i dont like soft foods nor do i like the taste of bananas but damn do they do their job#same with eggs. theu fucking suck but that shit is protein incarnate#siiighhh#milk is another big one but i actually really like whole milk#im lactose intolerant but it doesnt bother me too bad and its tasty + filling
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Today’s international lesbian day… I’m too nervous to make a fancy promo lest I scare The Hoes (the exclusionists)
#꒰💬꒱ ❝ Dear Diary… ❞#y’know I didn’t really notice How bananas mspec lesbian discourse gets until I became one#okay well not exactly. I’m technically not an mspec lesbian (unless being a gender-fluid lesbian counts) but like. those guys are my cousins#but either way. that and a good 85% of my F/O list being dudes is a recipe for getting the most heinous shit in my inbox#but honestly I’m just. used to Batshit Crazy Nonsense occurring on my inbox it’ll just be a regular Tuesday for me thog dont caare anymore#then again I probably still won’t make a promo since I’m kinda lazy
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So I finally watched Banana Fish and y'all were right.
Now I'm devastated and I don't think I'm gonna get over it ever in this life (or the next one).
#I finished it on Sunday#and ever since I wake up every day with a profound sorrow and sadness#this anime was so perfect#and so painful#fuck#it was really painful#i already knew that but holy shit#I'd like to read the manga someday#but I don't know if I'll ever be ready to experience this again#banana fish
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For some reason, this round of meds (same dose and everything as last time) is making me have very violent Realisations and Remembering Things moments. And by that I mean the Thing I Forgot and/or the Realisations show up with a bat and see how hard they can make my brain hit the wall. So anyway.
YOU GUYS REMEMBER SPIKE THE WETFLOOR BOT??? YOU GUYS REMEMBER HER??? THE FIRST FAZBEAR ANIMATRONIC TO BE BORN FROM LOVE INSTEAD OF PAIN??? YOU REMEMBER HER???
CAUSE I JUST DID
#SPPIIIIKKKEEEEEE I MISS YOOOUUUU#I love spike. spike the wet floor bot is my favourite. I miss her I should bring her back somehow#the first animatronic to gain sentience and awareness out of LOVE and CARE#I miss her we need to bring her back. I never made a visual design but I definitely posted some descriptions of her pretty sure#a wet floor bot... a little wonky and a little off colour. holes in it's damaged and dented casing patched up with scrap#never the same colour. always different#stickers and magnets and a lil bit of spray paint. part of an ear missing and crooked#has one of roxy's spiked bracelets around her neck with a keyring dangling from it like a tag...#she picked her own name and pronouns... doesn't really understand what they are and what they mean but she wants them#in one AU she was Roxy's little distraction. something to work on and repair while the others search the rubble of the plex for-#their friends. In another Roxy repaired her for fun unknowingly after Vanny had used her as a test subject for the virus#in another one post-ruin roxy and cassie were searching the plex for an easy animatronic for roxy to repair so cassie's dad could-#test what she'd learned about repairing them from him and found a salvageable wet floor bot#that they then wrapped in tarp and put in a shopping trolley to take her straight home and get to work on her much to the-#confusion of literally everyone as they barrel down the halls of flats with an unidentified tarp blob in a stolen shopping trolley#<- that one's Meteors AU btw. Roxy got turned into a Real Boy by the Meteor and is now living with Cassie as her adopted sister#this is just the kind of shit these two get up to all the time and no one knows who's meant to be the braincell between them because well#they keep taking turns on who the older sibling is. they keep changing it. the eldest sibling is based entirely on the situation lmao#who's bright idea was it to steal a wet floor bot? WHO KNOWS!! Cassie said 'pick an animatronic!' so they did that's all there is to it!#cassie's dad just. head in hands. as he realises. the fucking wet floor sign on wheels is sentient now.#why. why and how. terrified of the wrath of Fazbear if they find out. while she's just. trundling about.#wheels on carpet floor style. struggling but getting there. happy beeps as she pushes a ball around on the floor. living her best life.#sfdsfdsfs I fucking LOVE Spike okay I miss her I need to bring her back somehow#I could give her to mangle or sprocket in robot hell but I'm not doing much with that right now#sdhfdfsfs Chica's recipe zine starring Spike!! and every image of her is just confusion#'see? even Spike likes bananas!' Chica says as she puts one on the floor so Spike can very happily run it over.#dfsdfsds love Spike. Spike enrichment is now running random foods over because she can. and also the wheels off a toy monster truck#so she can be an ALL TERRAIN wet floor bot. make them gecko wheels like DJ's hands and she's got everyone beat lmao#she can be DJ's Uppies Buddy!!#lmao Spike I'm so sorry I've left you in the dark for so long I'm bringing you back. beloved guy of all time
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making gravity falls shitposts with a cipher so people have to decode my message just to find the message "dipper pines leaves the room, call that DIP-er pines"
#screaming out of the abyss#for your information i'm using a vigenere cipher#the key is hidden in the tags but like#really far down#halfway down in between the normal tags#just “hey the key for this post is banana”#for the shits and the giggles#gravity falls#dipper pines#ciphers#Vigenère cipher#my favorite type
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I hate being right all the time.
Pretty sure this lady was doing drugs in the bathroom in the lobby at the hotel. She was in there for three hours. Pretty sure she feels asleep after etc. Then she went out to smoke and was falling asleep on the curb. Like she is staying here with other locals. I don't even know her name etc but I know who she is with. They smoke pot out back. Literally gonna end up getting arrested or something like dude, Stop.
I saw he drop what looked like a needle cap. It's been really hot here and she is always in sleeves. Or a jacket. Sniffs all the time like all the signs. She even fell asleep the other week trying to buy candy from me. Falling asleep standing at the desk. It was wacko.
When my boss gets here in an hour we can go check.
Also some guy too drunk or high to function was trying to get into the hotel I don't know where he went but he scared me trying to open the emergency exit next to me. Like I did not open the door and he didn't answer me.
#locals man#we should not be renting to them#this shit is bananas.#also I should have a gun#man like really i need to be straped. this shit for real nuts.
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Did you know that the last episode of Banana Fish it’s actually only 27:30 mins long? Don’t let them fool you, the last three minutes don’t exists ;)
#banana fish#can i say that it really didn’t have to be like that? it’s quite a stupid ending tbh#sad shit just for the sake of it being sad 🫠
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Still thinking about the interaction I had over the weekend (where there was genuine right wing unrest in my city waheyy) where I popped a message onto my colleagues-but-we're-friends-we-go-for-drinks-and-dinner-sonetimes chat to make sure ppl were staying safe (many of us are of various minority groups) and I get a bit salty about how the police were mostly being shit and harassing the counter-protestors and one person pipes up with 'I don't subscribe to the acab thing sorry 😂' after talking about how many police were injured in other unrest and like.
I had to fully disengage myself because I work with and am friendly with these folks but sometimes you get smacked in the head with an opinion and suddenly lose the trust and respect you'd been building for someone over the last year huh
#im a big believer in not entrenching yourself in an echochamber and understanding things especially irl from a wide variety of backgrounds#and perspectives and being able to form your own opinion and convey that to others even when you disagree#but as a 27 year old trying their best to make new adult friendships and work being the best place to do that its. difficult.#lick the boot all you like I'll still be your colleague and work friend but fundamentally we Seriously disagree here#go on publicly mock me for having my dead rats in my freezer because its expensive to get them cremated and i want to wait until i buy#a house to bury them because thats BANTER but in 2024 do you really think our police is fit for purpose and doesnt unfairly treat minorities#because your family member was a cop? so its fine that the police let the EDL run rampant whilst only kettling the counter protestors bc#theyre chicken shit and can get away with it because the lefties wont fight back#lets all laugh at the racists getting bricked in the nuts together whilst IGNORING the part the police play in this situation#with several gays queers and muslims in the same group chat yh#no racism or islamophobia or homophobia or transphobia in the police no siree#ANYWAY my other work friend who was in another city at the time with worse right wing rioting replied to my 'you safe?' msg like acab?acab👍#rant posting over sorry guys i had another banana milkshake to calm down
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