#this shit really IS bananas
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A favorite trope of mine: When the character with a strong moral compass or strict ethic code throws it all away and agrees to commit true atrocities all for the sake of one person they care a lot about.
#sure its gonna disgust the shit out of them but they will continue regardless#its especially tasty when they do it REALLY well#especially when they do it under orders because whumper is threatening whumpee's beloved#like in banana fish#reluctant whumper#whump prompts#whump tropes#psychological whump
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Just sat down and actually skimmed through the crocomom/dad theory(to avoid heavy spoilers but I’m sure there weren’t any besides Ivankov in the reddit post I read) and I fully believe it could be possible but only because it’s funny as fuck and actually has some potential for a fucked up heartless detail about Crocodile that I love so much because I don’t see it very often
#nah idc if there’s some turn around for croc#idc if that man suddenly becomes in ally or in the gray area#that potential I talked about#is really just croc giving luffy up for selfish reasons bc he realized half way thru#he didn’t want Luffy so he gave him up to dragon#and dragon dropped him off at garps bc idk maybe he didn’t really want a kid either#and oooooh croc fully realizing Luffy IS his son and he’s actively killing him??? OH BABY I LOVE ME SOME FUCKED UP CONCEPTS#like he doesn’t give a shit if that brat came outta his loins he didn’t raise the thing he has no emotional attachments to him#fuck it we ball banana gators kill the little bastard 💥#one piece#one piece headcanons#one piece luffy#monkey d. luffy#one piece crocodile#crocodad#crocomom
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that stupid fucking t mobile commercial with patrick and gabriel is making me CRAZYYYYY like i am having a category 5 moment about those two gay ass lawyers in the year 2024 😭
#dumb commercial got me rereading fanfic from A DECADE AGO#going thru old posts is like holy shit they really were THAT crazy cuckoo bananas about each other 🤪#suits#marvey
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musical!ponyboy the creature you are…..
#hot take but i don’t really mind the wig in act 1#act 2 tho….#his hair looks like ramen#it looks like the sun took a shit on his head#it looks like banana purée#(not ragging on him btw! just the wig)#(it’s not his fault the wig is shit)#the outsiders#ponyboy curtis#brody grant#i miss his irl ponyboy hair (i have like 1 pic of it i’ve been using for art refs)
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Magneto would love lumpia meanwhile Charles would have his Bibingka and Puto Bungbong hehe
Happy Holidays!
asks that remind me my bitchass friend kayla promised to make me *puto two years ago and she still hasnt
*puto is a filipino rice cake i do know it also means 'bitch' in spanish we do not have to address that thank you
#snap chats#'snap is the disclaimer necessary' every single time i mention 'puto' i get people clutching their pearls yes it is necessary vjAVKJ#LIKE I GET IT. CAN WE TALK ABOUT RICE CAKES NOW im hungry ...#kayla always gets beef from me but esp with puto and i only mention this when it was promised two years ago#cause SHE will always bring it up like 'oh yeah i still have to make you puto' bitch just forget it ive made it three times since then 😭#PUTO ISNT EVEN HARD TO MAKE LEGITIMATELY YOU JUST MAKE THE BATTER AND PUT IT IN THE SHIT AND STEAM IT#add a slice of cheddar on top if youre feeling especially nasty .... its so good .... anyway ..... rice cake ... i love it ...#i havent had bibingka in so long tho im PISSED. you know what else is really good tho cassava cake .. thats not rice but. lol#i never get to have filipino food on account of my mom hating cooking anything that isnt tiramisu knock offs#she really doesnt make filipino food she hasnt for years. my dad always does tho ..... whatever ....#i could always cook it myself of course. yeah... im lazy ill admit it you got me 😔#oh my god no you know whats great for the winter tinola I LOVE. chicken tinola so much#funny enough i learned how to make it when i was in the hospital from a filipino girl 🥰 we did not speak anymore after that interaction.#Also funny my fam and i were just talking about getting lumpia for christmas since theres like one (1) filipino place vaguely near us#'you guys dont make it??' on account of the fact im too lazy to make wrappers and no store near us sells any no <3#i did make lumpia myself once tho when we Did have wrappers after drivign out an hour to an asian market once#not to brag but they were pretty delicious ..... anyway ..#oh my god fuck me theres this like. speaking of rice cakes again JALKJKALJ theres this one with this delicious coconut sauce#BIKO IT'S BIKO its literally glutinous rice steamed in banana leaf with latik. UGH SOOO yummy ..... i dont have banana leaves anymore tho :#OH YOU KNOW WHATS ALSO GOOD FOR THE HOLIDAY lechon. that was my fave part bout goin to my dad's christmas parties#they had this big ass pig and i loved the ear .... crunchy as hell and so good 🤤 i havent had it in at least a decade tho..#now im hungry. and homesick. 'homesick for yoru dad?' homesick for my dad <- literally just saw him#well i get to see him again thursday :) goin to the doctor... gonna get my medicine again life is gonna be SO good !!!!!!#i have rambled far too long . happy holidays my friends !!!! do try to make puto this season ... very simple and very tasty .......
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if you had to smite from the earth either nixon or garfield who would you eliminate. history will continue unchanged except if you smite nixon all the nixon memes disappear and if you smite garfield the orange cat goes with him
I would sacrifice anything that is dear to me to scrub this animal from all the veins of culture that it has slithered into. I was frustrated with the Garfield comic strip from the twentieth of August, 2024.
Jim Davis has given up trying to claw from the mud. He has drawn a cat looking at the reader and telling a wet joke. By making Garfield a mere static image to surround text, Davis has taken the work of his heart and lowered it to the level of the borders that surround a pop up window. My feelings on this topic eclipse and obliterate any other nuances to your question. If ever presented a shot at this king, I would take it.
#If we're being serious#I've been finding Garfield an interesting person to read about#as far as I can tell he isn't openly evil in the ways that US presidents and politicians tend to be#and in many ways is virtuous‚ extremely academic‚ fought in the civil war‚ he just seems to be a decent guy who was president for a bit#who knows what he'd done if he hadn't been shot though.#otherwise gilded age politics are fucking bananas and its very entertaining to learn about them#entirely believable that they were using the same system that we use now because the same shit happens#Nixon on the other hand is a monster. He's pop culture's caricature of an evil president#I find him fascinating for very different reasons‚ partly because we have so much on him with all the phone conversations he recorded#there's something really cool about being able to hear how the president verbally reacted when hearing about something big over the phone#https://youtu.be/WwBD49fD1UM?si=j-uWUbM0L0M0OUqS#incredible privilege to be able to listen to some of his drunken phone calls#and we have so many more photos of him than Garfield too#his administration was wacky and I'd love to read more about it#bizarre stuff went on in his white house and his mind#I guess I don't know what my answer would be
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really hate the whole "stop trying to provoke infighting and stand with your fellow leftists" stance. like yeah sure there are moments when u gotta be like "i dont think thats really an issue to be concerned with right now" but as soon as you start talking about about actions (such as boycotts, Inconvenient Protests, etc) that affect peoples lives its a whole argument that you cant inconvenience anyone ever and everyone should be allowed to do anything they want. and saying that you need to make sacrifices or change your mind somehow is harmful to activist movements
#labz.txt#it really boils down to individualist entitlement i think#i need to have cheap bananas year round that i never eat or how will i be able to change the world type shit#poster's pox
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the pink floyd fan experience is putting on an album for like the third time that week and still being like "oh yah fuck I forgot these freaks really did make what is widely considered to be some of the best music ever created in all of history"
#crazy diamond parts 6-9 has got me going cookoo bananas again#its reassuring to know that its not just the brainrot talking it really is THAT good on its own independent basis of artistic merit#i know im preaching to the choir but oh my god have you heard this shit????#pink floyd
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The narc high after u see a random persons pronouns.cc and realize. urs is better. i am normal about this i swear bro is not even using custom preferences like what??? i know the point isnt to have the prettiest page and TECHNICALLY just for information but mine is MUCH more informational and looks nice on top of that. i have yet to see someone with as many or neatly sorted pronouns.ccs with me i love pronouns cc
#this isnt to say other people dont have amazing ones im just. apples bananas /ref#i especially love the ones by my family and partners like#these are really cool ^_^#i just. spend multiple hours a day maintaining and redoing mine.#i love pronouns cc#oragnizing the information#finding new names pronouns xenogenders etc and sorting them#thats the good shit right there
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trying to say things about the bsol finale & how it has these little twists about what you don't necessarily expect for these roles but would you believe it i'm like i can't use my [just saying some shit] ability i'm pressed about wanting it to be more coherent & verbalizing doesn't even really happen if i don't have the [just saying some shit] wind in my sails But trying to say One Thing, how about the little twist like the miracle banana gets being that he himself lives, vs his emotional resolution that he would have died to help the musician, even as the musician is like no bestie you're good, even as the audience may expect & approve of even dying from funny little second banana guy who may even be supposedly taken as Superfluous now that thee man & thee woman have reunited (but it was always queerer than that) like. more resolution to our themes that that very second banana is doing just fine vs that the hero is, more classic iconisiquisms
#good enough And Post#bsol#what a bummer if he Had died like. & that would not have been Surprising b/c like ''ah bummer but sure of course.#perhaps even proper & fitting'' like no [side characters are less of a person than main characters] here#nor certainly funny little guys < hardass main hero romantic lead guys who don't wanna cuddle their boy but Will die & kill w/o him#also fun that mitb is that like big part of [bmc most Known / bway produced iconis musical] but where its origins indeed are like yeah#Now it might be the first/sole thing someone knows about bmc but when this was a niche novel debuting experience; mitb existing#could be more so perhaps confusing / surprising like why are we having this moment w/this second banana character to hear all about how he#feels? b/c the second banana deserves that. & then thinking of like something that makes bmc unwieldy from a potential perspective being#like oh there's too much time spent on these side characters vs the protagonist. well any/every element / idiosyncrasy / Choice of a show#can be argued as like alas this is a roadblock to longer runs bigger productions w/e other measure of success; bitch....#let's get you some fruit (bananas (second)) (queerness (all over the place))#& i had a real literal fruit banana earlier i am metabolizing into queerness as i type....#general vibe has been a bit intense lately; not conducive to my Just Saying Some Shit. but not Not necessarily wanting to#though not that it even comes Peak Easily with the wind in my sails / less of an intention to be a bit more coherent than usual#saying any things taking plenty of time / effort / really ofc still self editing along the way even in incoherent just saying sm shit mode#no such thing as really Just xyzing at all; certainly not if to any degree it's some instruction / not what you already do all the time#anyway tl;dr it Would be more expected like ah rip banana :( but instead we get the miracle of banana does not die. thank fuck
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at some point one must admit this is no longer a king cake
#i’m not naming the flavor lest i accidentally doxx myself by posting an uberspecific weird flavor only made at one bakery exactly 3.5 miles#down the road from my job but like#i think At Most a king cake should have two flavors#and in that case one of them should probably be cream cheese#like rouses has banana pudding and wedding cake and all this other shit#this is a whole nother pastry at that point#don’t even get me started on dong phuong like. is it a good pastry absolutely is it a king cake nah#and you have to stand in a line for it and go all the way to new orleans east i’m not doing that shit#which is not me hating on dong phuong like if someone brings one i’m 100% eating it it’s just like at some point this isn’t the same thing#as a king cake yk#<- why am i trying to cover my ass in case the dong phuong girlies come at me. who do i think follows me#also it’s too sweet. COMMON king cake l but theirs is like extra really sweet
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sobbing at 2 am over ash lynx
#what the fuck#what the FUCK???????#what is this ending??????#wdym ???????#after everything#and he didn't even get to#and#its so unfair#he really went through all that horrific shit#and then#and they#and he#fuck why cant i stop crying#banana fish#ash lynx
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thinking of him
#this ruined my sense of humor as a kid and it still shows as an adult#if u ever wonder why i'm so annoying it's because this was the pinnacle of comedy to me age 8 and lee age 9#i remember playing charlie the unicorn at daycare with plastic horses < 3#i rewatched the first four since it's been so long (NO SPOILERS FOR THE FINALE PLS) and it still made me laugh#i remembered 99% of the words to put a banana in your ear#the ring ring helloooo bit is STILL iconic especially when charlie starts flipping out over the boat sinking#i love that stupid fucking snowman ToT#and 'goodbyeeeee charlieeee. okay who's next' JFHDASJHFCSDHFSDHFHDSHFSDHFSDHJJSFD#never thought about how fucked up and bloody this shit was until rewatching it#but i never realized that something wicked this way comes is an adult horror/gothic novel or whatever until lee read it last year(?)#and then i was like oh yeah huh i guess it IS really dark#i LOVED it as a kid !!!!!!!!!
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So I finally watched Banana Fish and y'all were right.
Now I'm devastated and I don't think I'm gonna get over it ever in this life (or the next one).
#I finished it on Sunday#and ever since I wake up every day with a profound sorrow and sadness#this anime was so perfect#and so painful#fuck#it was really painful#i already knew that but holy shit#I'd like to read the manga someday#but I don't know if I'll ever be ready to experience this again#banana fish
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making gravity falls shitposts with a cipher so people have to decode my message just to find the message "dipper pines leaves the room, call that DIP-er pines"
#screaming out of the abyss#for your information i'm using a vigenere cipher#the key is hidden in the tags but like#really far down#halfway down in between the normal tags#just “hey the key for this post is banana”#for the shits and the giggles#gravity falls#dipper pines#ciphers#Vigenère cipher#my favorite type
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I hate being right all the time.
Pretty sure this lady was doing drugs in the bathroom in the lobby at the hotel. She was in there for three hours. Pretty sure she feels asleep after etc. Then she went out to smoke and was falling asleep on the curb. Like she is staying here with other locals. I don't even know her name etc but I know who she is with. They smoke pot out back. Literally gonna end up getting arrested or something like dude, Stop.
I saw he drop what looked like a needle cap. It's been really hot here and she is always in sleeves. Or a jacket. Sniffs all the time like all the signs. She even fell asleep the other week trying to buy candy from me. Falling asleep standing at the desk. It was wacko.
When my boss gets here in an hour we can go check.
Also some guy too drunk or high to function was trying to get into the hotel I don't know where he went but he scared me trying to open the emergency exit next to me. Like I did not open the door and he didn't answer me.
#locals man#we should not be renting to them#this shit is bananas.#also I should have a gun#man like really i need to be straped. this shit for real nuts.
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