#this shit really IS bananas
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bitchapalooza · 8 months ago
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Just sat down and actually skimmed through the crocomom/dad theory(to avoid heavy spoilers but I’m sure there weren’t any besides Ivankov in the reddit post I read) and I fully believe it could be possible but only because it’s funny as fuck and actually has some potential for a fucked up heartless detail about Crocodile that I love so much because I don’t see it very often
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bigfeelingsdyke · 6 months ago
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that stupid fucking t mobile commercial with patrick and gabriel is making me CRAZYYYYY like i am having a category 5 moment about those two gay ass lawyers in the year 2024 😭
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alaskan-wallflower · 4 months ago
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musical!ponyboy the creature you are…..
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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year ago
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its 2am im posting the friend i made for Derry since they looked lonely. they're partners in crime except not bc Derry is too sleepy to participate past the idea stage
jesterly is not their real name 💅 their pronouns are whatever is funniest in the moment 💅 also i would punch them in the face if given the chance and they would deserve it
#drawing them together is solidifying the fact that i cant draw consistent character size/height differences#holy SHIT they are all over the place the lot of em#also i resent jesterly on principle now#bc it took my like. two hours of constant recoloring to get to a somewhat decent look#i wanted to make their color scheme a little unsettling AND NOW THEYRE BRIGHT FUCKING PINK AND RAINBOW-#jesterly i am in your house with a shotgun#they were gonna have like... dark maroon felt w/ violent orange cheeks#and an equally sinister outfit#LOOK AT THEM. THEYRE A WALKING BANANA CREAM PIE. FUCK.#scribble salad#welcome home oc#why is it that whenever i create two characters meant to be partners (platonic or otherwise)#they immediately start becoming a little fucked up#whats up with that. huh. why do they always get Violent#jesterly has existed for all of three hours#and i already need to keep them on a tight fucking leash#my brain: oh and they love pranks! fun! but sometimes they take it too far and whoops arson & blood is happening but theyre still laughing-#NO!! take it back a notch bitch!!! reel it in!!!!#originally jesterly was gonna be like... a park ranger or forest-dwelling type character or something#but. i really love jesters#people always talk about 'oh prince/princess/royalty & dragon'#or 'oh knight & dragon'#name a more iconic duo than jester & dragon. motherfucker. ill wait. YOU CANT.#and now jesterly exists and i dont like them. but also im attached#theyre in my brain now and they wont leave#as a visual: im trying to sleep and theyre blasting caramelldansen in the same room#sadistic little bastard.
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tompoose · 3 months ago
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if you had to smite from the earth either nixon or garfield who would you eliminate. history will continue unchanged except if you smite nixon all the nixon memes disappear and if you smite garfield the orange cat goes with him
I would sacrifice anything that is dear to me to scrub this animal from all the veins of culture that it has slithered into. I was frustrated with the Garfield comic strip from the twentieth of August, 2024.
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Jim Davis has given up trying to claw from the mud. He has drawn a cat looking at the reader and telling a wet joke. By making Garfield a mere static image to surround text, Davis has taken the work of his heart and lowered it to the level of the borders that surround a pop up window. My feelings on this topic eclipse and obliterate any other nuances to your question. If ever presented a shot at this king, I would take it.
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weirderscience · 7 days ago
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really hate the whole "stop trying to provoke infighting and stand with your fellow leftists" stance. like yeah sure there are moments when u gotta be like "i dont think thats really an issue to be concerned with right now" but as soon as you start talking about about actions (such as boycotts, Inconvenient Protests, etc) that affect peoples lives its a whole argument that you cant inconvenience anyone ever and everyone should be allowed to do anything they want. and saying that you need to make sacrifices or change your mind somehow is harmful to activist movements
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asurrogateblog · 10 months ago
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the pink floyd fan experience is putting on an album for like the third time that week and still being like "oh yah fuck I forgot these freaks really did make what is widely considered to be some of the best music ever created in all of history"
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shadykingsalad · 4 months ago
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The narc high after u see a random persons pronouns.cc and realize. urs is better. i am normal about this i swear bro is not even using custom preferences like what??? i know the point isnt to have the prettiest page and TECHNICALLY just for information but mine is MUCH more informational and looks nice on top of that. i have yet to see someone with as many or neatly sorted pronouns.ccs with me i love pronouns cc
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ruthlesslistener · 1 year ago
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Part of growing up is begrudgingly realizing that as much as you hate bananas, those bitches really are powerfoods for getting you through the day whereas your beloved appy slices will not
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lesbianusahana · 2 months ago
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Today’s international lesbian day… I’m too nervous to make a fancy promo lest I scare The Hoes (the exclusionists)
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vasattope · 3 months ago
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So I finally watched Banana Fish and y'all were right.
Now I'm devastated and I don't think I'm gonna get over it ever in this life (or the next one).
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monty-glasses-roxy · 3 months ago
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For some reason, this round of meds (same dose and everything as last time) is making me have very violent Realisations and Remembering Things moments. And by that I mean the Thing I Forgot and/or the Realisations show up with a bat and see how hard they can make my brain hit the wall. So anyway.
YOU GUYS REMEMBER SPIKE THE WETFLOOR BOT??? YOU GUYS REMEMBER HER??? THE FIRST FAZBEAR ANIMATRONIC TO BE BORN FROM LOVE INSTEAD OF PAIN??? YOU REMEMBER HER???
CAUSE I JUST DID
#SPPIIIIKKKEEEEEE I MISS YOOOUUUU#I love spike. spike the wet floor bot is my favourite. I miss her I should bring her back somehow#the first animatronic to gain sentience and awareness out of LOVE and CARE#I miss her we need to bring her back. I never made a visual design but I definitely posted some descriptions of her pretty sure#a wet floor bot... a little wonky and a little off colour. holes in it's damaged and dented casing patched up with scrap#never the same colour. always different#stickers and magnets and a lil bit of spray paint. part of an ear missing and crooked#has one of roxy's spiked bracelets around her neck with a keyring dangling from it like a tag...#she picked her own name and pronouns... doesn't really understand what they are and what they mean but she wants them#in one AU she was Roxy's little distraction. something to work on and repair while the others search the rubble of the plex for-#their friends. In another Roxy repaired her for fun unknowingly after Vanny had used her as a test subject for the virus#in another one post-ruin roxy and cassie were searching the plex for an easy animatronic for roxy to repair so cassie's dad could-#test what she'd learned about repairing them from him and found a salvageable wet floor bot#that they then wrapped in tarp and put in a shopping trolley to take her straight home and get to work on her much to the-#confusion of literally everyone as they barrel down the halls of flats with an unidentified tarp blob in a stolen shopping trolley#<- that one's Meteors AU btw. Roxy got turned into a Real Boy by the Meteor and is now living with Cassie as her adopted sister#this is just the kind of shit these two get up to all the time and no one knows who's meant to be the braincell between them because well#they keep taking turns on who the older sibling is. they keep changing it. the eldest sibling is based entirely on the situation lmao#who's bright idea was it to steal a wet floor bot? WHO KNOWS!! Cassie said 'pick an animatronic!' so they did that's all there is to it!#cassie's dad just. head in hands. as he realises. the fucking wet floor sign on wheels is sentient now.#why. why and how. terrified of the wrath of Fazbear if they find out. while she's just. trundling about.#wheels on carpet floor style. struggling but getting there. happy beeps as she pushes a ball around on the floor. living her best life.#sfdsfdsfs I fucking LOVE Spike okay I miss her I need to bring her back somehow#I could give her to mangle or sprocket in robot hell but I'm not doing much with that right now#sdhfdfsfs Chica's recipe zine starring Spike!! and every image of her is just confusion#'see? even Spike likes bananas!' Chica says as she puts one on the floor so Spike can very happily run it over.#dfsdfsds love Spike. Spike enrichment is now running random foods over because she can. and also the wheels off a toy monster truck#so she can be an ALL TERRAIN wet floor bot. make them gecko wheels like DJ's hands and she's got everyone beat lmao#she can be DJ's Uppies Buddy!!#lmao Spike I'm so sorry I've left you in the dark for so long I'm bringing you back. beloved guy of all time
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abyssal-author-and-artist · 3 months ago
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making gravity falls shitposts with a cipher so people have to decode my message just to find the message "dipper pines leaves the room, call that DIP-er pines"
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ltsaradharkness · 3 months ago
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I hate being right all the time.
Pretty sure this lady was doing drugs in the bathroom in the lobby at the hotel. She was in there for three hours. Pretty sure she feels asleep after etc. Then she went out to smoke and was falling asleep on the curb. Like she is staying here with other locals. I don't even know her name etc but I know who she is with. They smoke pot out back. Literally gonna end up getting arrested or something like dude, Stop.
I saw he drop what looked like a needle cap. It's been really hot here and she is always in sleeves. Or a jacket. Sniffs all the time like all the signs. She even fell asleep the other week trying to buy candy from me. Falling asleep standing at the desk. It was wacko.
When my boss gets here in an hour we can go check.
Also some guy too drunk or high to function was trying to get into the hotel I don't know where he went but he scared me trying to open the emergency exit next to me. Like I did not open the door and he didn't answer me.
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hisfearlesshaz · 1 year ago
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Did you know that the last episode of Banana Fish it’s actually only 27:30 mins long? Don’t let them fool you, the last three minutes don’t exists ;)
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chesacakeripper · 4 months ago
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Still thinking about the interaction I had over the weekend (where there was genuine right wing unrest in my city waheyy) where I popped a message onto my colleagues-but-we're-friends-we-go-for-drinks-and-dinner-sonetimes chat to make sure ppl were staying safe (many of us are of various minority groups) and I get a bit salty about how the police were mostly being shit and harassing the counter-protestors and one person pipes up with 'I don't subscribe to the acab thing sorry 😂' after talking about how many police were injured in other unrest and like.
I had to fully disengage myself because I work with and am friendly with these folks but sometimes you get smacked in the head with an opinion and suddenly lose the trust and respect you'd been building for someone over the last year huh
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