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ANDREW GARFIELD
at Golden Globes 2025 red carpet
#andrew garfield#his smile is everything#i have no idea what he’s doing#but he's so cute#he's so adorable#adorable dorky#i'm dead#boom i'm pregnant#didn’t mean to moan like that my bad#holy shit#hey daddy#andrew garfield making it up how being sexy#the dilf-o-meter is broken#the things i'd would let andrew garfield do to me#he looks 🔥🔥🔥#golden globes#golden globes 2025#82nd annual golden globe awards#dark green suit#gucci#gif set#gif#my gifs#awards#sincericida
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Snape: Fight me!
Regulus: No thanks I have a black belt.
Snape: in what? karate?
Regulus: No from Gucci.
#incorrect black family quotes#regulus black#marauders era#regulus is a little shit#hp marauders#marauders era textpost#slytherin#slytherin skittles#severus snape#bro is looking for a fight#regulus is wearing gucci
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High-echelon Mawkin suit modules can be pretty wild, and the Energy conversion module in Raven Beak's suit is no exception.
When exposed to an active current or energy field, the module accounts for the level of charged particles in the local atmosphere and converts the detected matter to power. Most substantial forms of power and radiation are compatible with its function, and it's calibrated to work more efficiently when exposed to substantially powerful forms of plasmic matter.
The conversion module is similar to (but should not be confused with) the thermal charge module, which charges the power suit in extreme heat. That technology is also implemented in the protective exosuits found in Cataris' lava zone. The Mawkin use thermal energy to power a number of their facilities: that they'd implement it in their more mobile works is only natural.
Back to the subject at hand, the conversion module's practicality is twofold: to keep Raven Beak's suit sufficiently charged and to maintain his vigor in battle. His particular biometric modifications are such that his suit, combined with his level of physical fitness, can theoretically keep him fighting without fear of exhaustion in perpetuity.
Raven Beak's juiced up version of lightning armor is the inverse of this module: it absorbs charged particles for the purpose of coalescing into a projected wave. The use of lightning armor in this manner negates the function of the conversion module for restorative purposes. Additionally, lightning armor works best against oncoming projectiles, while the reactive conversion module is at its peak when the suit is exposed to ambient radiation or concentrated, consistent flows of power.
Suffice to say, Raven Beak is probably the only person who could stick a fork in an electrical socket and have it do the exact opposite of killing him.
#when i said he looks down on samus' suit upgrade library with pity. this is the kinda shit he's got under his belt to compare.#headcanons#mawkin#chozo#txt#there's a reason the Mawkin make duelists strip down to the bare essentials when they fight over disputes like leadership#in the case of duels over the title of Warlord that reason is 'to ensure the sitting Lord has not grown soft with the wealth of amenities#at their disposal'#the conversion module is one of those things that's hard-wired into his..#what's the word. cybernetics? Raven Beak has body mods but none of them are cosmetic. they're all for function.#but in any case it shouldn't come into play if he's duking it out with another Chozo in a spear fight.#his rivals for the seat don't have to deal with the immortal god-king who operates at peak efficiency 24/7: just Great Uncle Ashkar#and his fists#those are arguably scarier than the big cannon with its reactor turbines#you could charge this man like a phone#the mawkin were very invested in increasing their warriors' effectiveness in combat. and the suit is for more than just fighting#so a broad-spectrum high power module like that is highly valuable.#electricity. space radiation. charged miasma. you name it: he can probably 'plug in' to it.#he's not invincible and he can't exactly charge his suit in the heat of battle unless he's fighting in a location with great exposure#to charged matter or radiation. just don't fight him in a fallout zone and you're gucci.#i just had the image of him booking it for a nearby power plant to juice up in the middle of a fight snd it made me laugh#grampa's gotta get his talons in the good stuff before fighting it's like cranberry juice to him. it fixes everything.#'drink cranberry juice and eat radiation to get strong like me' -Raven Beak probably
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can’t believe they managed to make michael gavey more sinister and off-putting than aemond targaryen with ten seconds of screentime and some dim lights
anyways let me introduce ya’ll to my pookie
#why am i kinda into it#his gucci belt and picnic table shirt have seduced me#like yeah he looks like a serial killer#ewan mitchell ‘play a normal guy’ challenge: failed AGAIN#but it did scare the shit out of me#he’s actually so talented i hope they cast him in more stuff#ewan mitchell#michael gavey
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Absolutely wild seeing people immediately forgive the Watcher crew
#im not ensconced in his personally because this squad just ain't my scene idk#but like#how tf do you see the number break down and then just go 'oh ok they apologized were good'#the $250k wedding while claiming they can't pay employees#a crew of 25 for low budget YT content that the fanS WANT AND PREFER#the 12k patrons starting at $5 and going up to $100 pledges per month#the ad revenue#but sure they said sorry after exposing their greed so it's gucci#please look at Roosterteeth and realize that's their future#also the apology came off soooo fake just putting out the fires#'sorry we revealed our true intent please continue to support us'#idk rubs me the wrong way#how do you leave Buzzfeed and witness Roosterteeth dissolve and pull this shit? seriously?
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Magenta 😓
#the depression you get post covid or post worst symptoms is something else#i know a lot of it is irrational cause my brain got fried from a virus#but man does it feel like a sucker punch#like yeah brain this is stuff we've been working on together and thank you for bringing this to my attention it needs to be addressed#but nows not the time cause we're both coming out of getting wreckt by this fucking entity that tried to take us both out before#so we're feeling a lot of irrational shit#i need you to be a dumb but good horse and eat some oats instead of jumping off the nearest cliff cause someone looked at you funny#we're okay we're gonna be okay#just gotta let yourself fucking breathe and process that you're gonna be in recovery mode for a while#doesn't mean you're failing at life doesn't mean people hate ya or that you're gonna lose yourself and everything#you're good we're gucci#and rn im gonna get one of the cigars grandpa gave us and we're gonna enjoy smoking a quarter of it#we don't smoke if ever and this is the one time the ocassion calls for it#and im gonna make us tea and we're gonna watch a movie and fantasize about blorbos and getting laid when we feel better#how does that sound boo? good? okay we're rolling with it#magenta#magenta is my vent word
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Will you be commenting on the Taylor drama?
I love the way this was worded, like I'm one of the siblings on Succession and the press has cornered me outside my penthouse to ask if I'll be releasing a statement on my family's latest scandal. Hehehe anyways.
Sorry but I just don't understand how anyone is shocked. Truly what has that woman ever done to successfully convince people that this is out of character for her. Like I don't want to diminish anyone's pain or anything but I see all these stans on here and over on Twitter in all this distress, having their very first epiphanies like "Hold on . . . does Taylor . . . suck??" And I kinda just have to chuckle at them cause like bless your hearts babes, but omg catch UP 😭
Lol because 1) she is a severely emotionally stunted person who thinks edgy British "bad boys" are hot like she's 12 years old, 2) she has no true deeply-held moral principles outside of issues that directly affect herself, and 3) truthfully, she seems to be suffering from a serious crisis of identity after the end of the longest and most significant romantic relationship of her life, and in my opinion is pretty clearly desperate to prove something to the world/her ex/herself.
The first reason is cringe but not news to longtime viewers, the second reason is pathetic but also not news (to those who can be honest with themselves), and the third is . . . understandable in some sense, but not pitiable enough to make me willing to humor this insufferable little episode she's having. I wish her luck on this humiliating rebound journey, but she is gonna have to walk that road on her own.
Normally, I always roll my eyes when people make these kinds of jokes, but given the circumstances I feel justified in saying: I can't wait to hear the breakup song about him, sis 🤡
#the great thing about disliking your own fave is that they simply do not have the power to disappoint you lol#like her stans (at least those who arent complete sycophants—which sadly is not most) are breaking down over Babys 1st Cognitive Dissonance#meanwhile im just over here chilling lol#ive also just NEVER been particularly invested in her personal life anyways so im gucci on that front too#i didnt even realize specific songs were about specific celebrity exes until *several* years into listening to her music#thats how unplugged i am lol#she is unusually extremely visible in the collective conscious right now cause of the tour and this insufferable PR blitz#but the absolute best thing for me is when she disappears and i dont have to perceive her -- the actual person -- outside of her music#and then it can just be me and my lifelong companion the fictional character “taylor swift” (c)(r)(tm)#so personally the only real threat this hangs over my head is the thought she might put him on an album#like that does strike real terror in my heart im ngl#ESPECIALLY any of the rerecords oh my god#and given the way hes been tailing her in and out of that damn studio . . . its not looking good for me kids 🥴#i cant believe she would be that dumb after making the same mistake with joe on folklore#cause even tho now she has to suffer the indignity of sharing a grammy with her ex (LMAO)#at least we can understand that at the time she thought they were in it for life#but if she pulls that shit again with a REBOUND??? just to like stick it to joe or further delude herself or whatever?#idk im gonna need interpol or somebody to step in and do something drastic like this is a cry for help#did you guys see that euphoria meme someone made about her deranged “ive never been happier!!!!” speech the other day?#it was SO funny ill go find it
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the killjoys are dead and me? well i don’t feel so good.... 🥴
#had to get in on the joke sorry#txt#i just love saying this kinda shit like i'm not saying anything but things arent looking too gucci for me lets just say that#marie.txt#marie's shitposts#q#Welcome to the circus#Mcr#Danger days#My Chemical Romance#My chem
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Me @ the latest chapter:
Someone get Mekuna a snickers and get him the fuck outta my face and the FUCK off my screen, I swear to God, cause eugggh.
#spray it with raid#and smack it for good measure#shit dont even look right#discout uchiha#great value brand S.asuke U.chiha#second hand ma.dara vibes#went from namebrand to goodwill gucci real quick suku and its not a vibe
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ANDREW GARFIELD
at Golden Globes 2025 red carpet
#andrew garfield#on glasses#being a cutie#boom i'm pregnant#holy shit#hey daddy#andrew garfield making it up how being sexy#the dilf-o-meter is broken#the things i'd would let andrew garfield do to me#he looks 🔥🔥🔥#he's so fucking sexy#golden globes#golden globes 2025#82nd annual golden globe awards#video#dark green suit#gucci#awards#sincericida
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shoutout to todays customer who returned his sunglasses because they gave him headaches and when i asked if he wanted me to check to find the cause of it he refused ONLY to 5minutes after the return ask why they could cause him to have headaches when his daily clear ones don’t
fun fact 1: he was supposed to come in at 4pm because he wanted his money back in cash and we didn’t have that much in the morning, but he came during noon and i had to scrape some together fun fact 2: he asked my male coworker why they would cause issues when i was the one who took on his request for...some....reason....could it be....sexism.....no it can’t be (:
another shoutout to the woman insisting we give her mother who has diabetis, sees double AND can’t speak german and eye exam and tell them why she can’t see well even after me explaining to her that we can’t measure her prescription as well (or at all) like an actual doctor can due to both machinery AND lack of medical knowledge....surprise: it didn’t work out and the result were wonky and she may need prisms but maybe not who knows not fucking me because we skipped like 2dpt between slides at some points and none of the prescriptions i offered and adjusted cleared her seeing double (: yes hi hello i can actually do my job and know what is possible and what isn’t (:
#txts#on the lower end of rant news we had one customer who was angry his lenses were thick#....like....sir you chose the most basic ones which aren't even really sold anymore afaik with +3dpt#ofc gucci frames the size of half the head to over ex....aterate oh god i forgot the word....anyway#so they get extra big#i am just amazed he didnt insist on mineral ones tbh but hey a small win#but hey....surprise: if out of the at LEAST 4 options you pick the general very basic ones when you need big lenses....shits gonna get thicc#'it looks bad!!!' yeah no shit but you didnt want to spend money on the lenses i GUESS#idk i wasnt there#and i am not paid enough to discuss with customers what lenses best fit to avoid this case beyond a recommendation#you can always choose other ones but if you ever get mad and tell someone I either forced them on you or didnt offer anything else#i will maul you#and also no one will believe you because my coworkers know my sale rhythm and i know theirs....so....fuck you we all hate you and talk shit#about you#sometimes even while you're still there and sometimes w/ other customers as well#another favourite is people asking why we cant insert new lenses into certain frames#i swear i WISH i knew why they were made like this#i really.really wish i knew#but we are as lost as you#(actual favourite tho that wasnt sarcasm i just like to shittalk brand-name frames because so many are shit lol)#like the ones who actually specialize or focus on frames are usually got#-ray ban because they decided to fuck themselves hard#apparently they were rly good once? havent found a new one showing that yet rly but k i'll trust y'all#but some are just....literal plastic#for frames??? like the whole thing????#bitch this will break if i sneeze on it wtf are you doing#insta modeling?? tf are they for???#+another favourite is some of them going#'oh they have 100uv protection'#yeah so does every plastic lens+100uv isn't uv400 at least in germany fuck off
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>wears fluffy sandals to campus
>doesnt elaborate
>leaves
#hidden block#art wip#oopsie#i almost forgot his moles#jax vs skibidi toilet epic edging battle#zaharrhea#2 more#gucci gang#Im so sorry for making wallid look like Steven holy shit
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gucci is always so ugly
#i think part of it too though is that it's soooo commonly knocked off#so every day so many ugly ass men come in to my store with the ugliest knock off gucci shit#and they meld together in my brain#but real gucci is usually ugly too#i think it usually looks tacky
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This just in- got back to reality- remembered why I left jxjdjsm
#weird alexa#yeah#im having another depressive episode#ngl i think its bc i saw somekne who looked like my dad at the gas station#and shit like that always makes me lose track of reality#and from there i spiralllll#id kms but i got too many folks who rely on me#and i hate myself#but dont wanna ruin anyone elses plans#so for the forseeable future im gucci#devating if i tell my therapist bout these thoughts tho#Julie would not approve djdjsj
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hey sweets! I am here to inform you that a corrupt asshole losing power over financial decisionmaking for ALL of the German government is not necessarily a bad thing.
Did we lose majority for the reigning party? Yes. But I'd rather lose majority than being dragged and tortured by a coalition party, who INSTEAD of working along, heading for a good climate for everybody, prefers to head the decisions of a government away from the ones, who need it and into the pockets of rich business moguls and millionaires.
Do not make the mistake to listen to doomsday news by the media. Sure, this state isn't ideal, but Germany suffered for a long time under a parliament of silence and complacency. That somebody finally stood up after 3 years of this and put their 5 cents on the table is something that ELATES me.
It leaves us with worse cards and facing an unknown direction, but this is not a bad thing. Realizing that something is wrong and ignoring it IS. Somebody said they would not stand for something anylonger today, no matter the consequence and HOLY SHIT do I celebrate THAT.
Our constitution works nonetheless. We have a legal system that is getting into effect now and we'll see what comes off it. But in my books, this step was necessary and it was so long due and any venom I felt has been sucked out so well by this, really. There might actually be a force that is getting active here and wants to take steps to not be silent anymore but take a course.
I'm shivering omg. Something is finally happening guys!!!
because trump being reelected apparently wasn‘t dramatic enough for today, german politics started to go batshit
the minister of finance just got fired!
#german politics#really don't panic#us look for yourself#we'll look out for you as well as we can#don't take all the news do bad#some shit is going to happen to you soon#and you need to concentrate on your wellbeing#leave whatever this will become to us#we are gucci
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I think a really funny social experiment would be to have some prestigious store that people just buy from to show their wealth come out with a line of the most genuinely ugly and horribly designed items/clothing ever just to see if people will buy it anyway. Like I guarantee the rich people would buy from it anyway if they marketed it the same as always and were pushing it like it’s some state of the art, ahead of the curve, ethically sourced shit.
#I’m definitely not the first to have come up with this#im fairness I feel like this experiment is already happening a little considering how appallingly ugly some of the fancy brands’ clothing is#*cough* gucci *cough*#I was just in a second hand store that had a massive renovation the other day like it looked like actual genuine ass in there before it was-#in typical second hand store fashion quite grungy and like florescent lighting with cement floors and a shit setup type vibes but#they literally like did it up all fancy and had fucking ambient lighting with tea lights and new shelves and shit and I stg I’ve never seen#that many people in there it was packed with people like fancy old ladies and I was truly flabbergasted#because the items were likely primarily the same lmfao#it’s just funny what presentation and marketing does#me talking
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