#this shit looks gucci
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sincericida · 18 days ago
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ANDREW GARFIELD
at Golden Globes 2025 red carpet
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house-of-lefay · 2 years ago
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Snape: Fight me!
Regulus: No thanks I have a black belt.
Snape: in what? karate?
Regulus: No from Gucci.
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molagboop · 11 months ago
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High-echelon Mawkin suit modules can be pretty wild, and the Energy conversion module in Raven Beak's suit is no exception.
When exposed to an active current or energy field, the module accounts for the level of charged particles in the local atmosphere and converts the detected matter to power. Most substantial forms of power and radiation are compatible with its function, and it's calibrated to work more efficiently when exposed to substantially powerful forms of plasmic matter.
The conversion module is similar to (but should not be confused with) the thermal charge module, which charges the power suit in extreme heat. That technology is also implemented in the protective exosuits found in Cataris' lava zone. The Mawkin use thermal energy to power a number of their facilities: that they'd implement it in their more mobile works is only natural.
Back to the subject at hand, the conversion module's practicality is twofold: to keep Raven Beak's suit sufficiently charged and to maintain his vigor in battle. His particular biometric modifications are such that his suit, combined with his level of physical fitness, can theoretically keep him fighting without fear of exhaustion in perpetuity.
Raven Beak's juiced up version of lightning armor is the inverse of this module: it absorbs charged particles for the purpose of coalescing into a projected wave. The use of lightning armor in this manner negates the function of the conversion module for restorative purposes. Additionally, lightning armor works best against oncoming projectiles, while the reactive conversion module is at its peak when the suit is exposed to ambient radiation or concentrated, consistent flows of power.
Suffice to say, Raven Beak is probably the only person who could stick a fork in an electrical socket and have it do the exact opposite of killing him.
#when i said he looks down on samus' suit upgrade library with pity. this is the kinda shit he's got under his belt to compare.#headcanons#mawkin#chozo#txt#there's a reason the Mawkin make duelists strip down to the bare essentials when they fight over disputes like leadership#in the case of duels over the title of Warlord that reason is 'to ensure the sitting Lord has not grown soft with the wealth of amenities#at their disposal'#the conversion module is one of those things that's hard-wired into his..#what's the word. cybernetics? Raven Beak has body mods but none of them are cosmetic. they're all for function.#but in any case it shouldn't come into play if he's duking it out with another Chozo in a spear fight.#his rivals for the seat don't have to deal with the immortal god-king who operates at peak efficiency 24/7: just Great Uncle Ashkar#and his fists#those are arguably scarier than the big cannon with its reactor turbines#you could charge this man like a phone#the mawkin were very invested in increasing their warriors' effectiveness in combat. and the suit is for more than just fighting#so a broad-spectrum high power module like that is highly valuable.#electricity. space radiation. charged miasma. you name it: he can probably 'plug in' to it.#he's not invincible and he can't exactly charge his suit in the heat of battle unless he's fighting in a location with great exposure#to charged matter or radiation. just don't fight him in a fallout zone and you're gucci.#i just had the image of him booking it for a nearby power plant to juice up in the middle of a fight snd it made me laugh#grampa's gotta get his talons in the good stuff before fighting it's like cranberry juice to him. it fixes everything.#'drink cranberry juice and eat radiation to get strong like me' -Raven Beak probably
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stvrchaser · 1 year ago
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can’t believe they managed to make michael gavey more sinister and off-putting than aemond targaryen with ten seconds of screentime and some dim lights
anyways let me introduce ya’ll to my pookie
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upwards-descent · 9 months ago
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Absolutely wild seeing people immediately forgive the Watcher crew
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savage-rhi · 4 months ago
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Magenta 😓
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mimiatmidnight · 2 years ago
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Will you be commenting on the Taylor drama?
I love the way this was worded, like I'm one of the siblings on Succession and the press has cornered me outside my penthouse to ask if I'll be releasing a statement on my family's latest scandal. Hehehe anyways.
Sorry but I just don't understand how anyone is shocked. Truly what has that woman ever done to successfully convince people that this is out of character for her. Like I don't want to diminish anyone's pain or anything but I see all these stans on here and over on Twitter in all this distress, having their very first epiphanies like "Hold on . . . does Taylor . . . suck??" And I kinda just have to chuckle at them cause like bless your hearts babes, but omg catch UP 😭
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Lol because 1) she is a severely emotionally stunted person who thinks edgy British "bad boys" are hot like she's 12 years old, 2) she has no true deeply-held moral principles outside of issues that directly affect herself, and 3) truthfully, she seems to be suffering from a serious crisis of identity after the end of the longest and most significant romantic relationship of her life, and in my opinion is pretty clearly desperate to prove something to the world/her ex/herself.
The first reason is cringe but not news to longtime viewers, the second reason is pathetic but also not news (to those who can be honest with themselves), and the third is . . . understandable in some sense, but not pitiable enough to make me willing to humor this insufferable little episode she's having. I wish her luck on this humiliating rebound journey, but she is gonna have to walk that road on her own.
Normally, I always roll my eyes when people make these kinds of jokes, but given the circumstances I feel justified in saying: I can't wait to hear the breakup song about him, sis 🤡
#the great thing about disliking your own fave is that they simply do not have the power to disappoint you lol#like her stans (at least those who arent complete sycophants—which sadly is not most) are breaking down over Babys 1st Cognitive Dissonance#meanwhile im just over here chilling lol#ive also just NEVER been particularly invested in her personal life anyways so im gucci on that front too#i didnt even realize specific songs were about specific celebrity exes until *several* years into listening to her music#thats how unplugged i am lol#she is unusually extremely visible in the collective conscious right now cause of the tour and this insufferable PR blitz#but the absolute best thing for me is when she disappears and i dont have to perceive her -- the actual person -- outside of her music#and then it can just be me and my lifelong companion the fictional character “taylor swift” (c)(r)(tm)#so personally the only real threat this hangs over my head is the thought she might put him on an album#like that does strike real terror in my heart im ngl#ESPECIALLY any of the rerecords oh my god#and given the way hes been tailing her in and out of that damn studio . . . its not looking good for me kids 🥴#i cant believe she would be that dumb after making the same mistake with joe on folklore#cause even tho now she has to suffer the indignity of sharing a grammy with her ex (LMAO)#at least we can understand that at the time she thought they were in it for life#but if she pulls that shit again with a REBOUND??? just to like stick it to joe or further delude herself or whatever?#idk im gonna need interpol or somebody to step in and do something drastic like this is a cry for help#did you guys see that euphoria meme someone made about her deranged “ive never been happier!!!!” speech the other day?#it was SO funny ill go find it
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stuntghoul · 2 years ago
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the killjoys are dead and me? well i don’t feel so good.... 🥴 
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malxshrine-a · 2 years ago
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Me @ the latest chapter:
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Someone get Mekuna a snickers and get him the fuck outta my face and the FUCK off my screen, I swear to God, cause eugggh.
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sincericida · 16 days ago
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ANDREW GARFIELD
at Golden Globes 2025 red carpet
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baekuras · 2 years ago
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shoutout to todays customer who returned his sunglasses because they gave him headaches and when i asked if he wanted me to check to find the cause of it he refused ONLY to 5minutes after the return ask why they could cause him to have headaches when his daily clear ones don’t
fun fact 1: he was supposed to come in at 4pm because he wanted his money back in cash and we didn’t have that much in the morning, but he came during noon and i had to scrape some together fun fact 2: he asked my male coworker why they would cause issues when i was the one who took on his request for...some....reason....could it be....sexism.....no it can’t be (:
another shoutout to the woman insisting we give her mother who has diabetis, sees double AND can’t speak german and eye exam and tell them why she can’t see well even after me explaining to her that we can’t measure her prescription as well (or at all) like an actual doctor can due to both machinery AND lack of medical knowledge....surprise: it didn’t work out and the result were wonky and she may need prisms but maybe not who knows not fucking me because we skipped like 2dpt between slides at some points and none of the prescriptions i offered and adjusted cleared her seeing double (: yes hi hello i can actually do my job and know what is possible and what isn’t (:
#txts#on the lower end of rant news we had one customer who was angry his lenses were thick#....like....sir you chose the most basic ones which aren't even really sold anymore afaik with +3dpt#ofc gucci frames the size of half the head to over ex....aterate oh god i forgot the word....anyway#so they get extra big#i am just amazed he didnt insist on mineral ones tbh but hey a small win#but hey....surprise: if out of the at LEAST 4 options you pick the general very basic ones when you need big lenses....shits gonna get thicc#'it looks bad!!!' yeah no shit but you didnt want to spend money on the lenses i GUESS#idk i wasnt there#and i am not paid enough to discuss with customers what lenses best fit to avoid this case beyond a recommendation#you can always choose other ones but if you ever get mad and tell someone I either forced them on you or didnt offer anything else#i will maul you#and also no one will believe you because my coworkers know my sale rhythm and i know theirs....so....fuck you we all hate you and talk shit#about you#sometimes even while you're still there and sometimes w/ other customers as well#another favourite is people asking why we cant insert new lenses into certain frames#i swear i WISH i knew why they were made like this#i really.really wish i knew#but we are as lost as you#(actual favourite tho that wasnt sarcasm i just like to shittalk brand-name frames because so many are shit lol)#like the ones who actually specialize or focus on frames are usually got#-ray ban because they decided to fuck themselves hard#apparently they were rly good once? havent found a new one showing that yet rly but k i'll trust y'all#but some are just....literal plastic#for frames??? like the whole thing????#bitch this will break if i sneeze on it wtf are you doing#insta modeling?? tf are they for???#+another favourite is some of them going#'oh they have 100uv protection'#yeah so does every plastic lens+100uv isn't uv400 at least in germany fuck off
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zaharrhea · 3 months ago
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>wears fluffy sandals to campus
>doesnt elaborate
>leaves
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wewontbesleeping · 5 months ago
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gucci is always so ugly
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alexahasaguardianangel · 2 years ago
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This just in- got back to reality- remembered why I left jxjdjsm
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that-bloody-linguist · 3 months ago
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hey sweets! I am here to inform you that a corrupt asshole losing power over financial decisionmaking for ALL of the German government is not necessarily a bad thing.
Did we lose majority for the reigning party? Yes. But I'd rather lose majority than being dragged and tortured by a coalition party, who INSTEAD of working along, heading for a good climate for everybody, prefers to head the decisions of a government away from the ones, who need it and into the pockets of rich business moguls and millionaires.
Do not make the mistake to listen to doomsday news by the media. Sure, this state isn't ideal, but Germany suffered for a long time under a parliament of silence and complacency. That somebody finally stood up after 3 years of this and put their 5 cents on the table is something that ELATES me.
It leaves us with worse cards and facing an unknown direction, but this is not a bad thing. Realizing that something is wrong and ignoring it IS. Somebody said they would not stand for something anylonger today, no matter the consequence and HOLY SHIT do I celebrate THAT.
Our constitution works nonetheless. We have a legal system that is getting into effect now and we'll see what comes off it. But in my books, this step was necessary and it was so long due and any venom I felt has been sucked out so well by this, really. There might actually be a force that is getting active here and wants to take steps to not be silent anymore but take a course.
I'm shivering omg. Something is finally happening guys!!!
because trump being reelected apparently wasn‘t dramatic enough for today, german politics started to go batshit
the minister of finance just got fired!
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blood-ology · 2 years ago
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I think a really funny social experiment would be to have some prestigious store that people just buy from to show their wealth come out with a line of the most genuinely ugly and horribly designed items/clothing ever just to see if people will buy it anyway. Like I guarantee the rich people would buy from it anyway if they marketed it the same as always and were pushing it like it’s some state of the art, ahead of the curve, ethically sourced shit.
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