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edandstede · 9 months ago

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ed and stede would not fuck izzy hope this helps <3

#stop making me see stizzy and edizzy and fucking steddyhands they all suck shit #even if you weren’t shipping ed with his abuser and stede with the man who tried killing him multiple times #it just straight up is a terrible set of pairings #izzy would literally hatecrime you for it. he’s calling you slurs from beyond the grave for suggesting he’d fuck stede #and as for ed. the show told you all you need to know on that front #bro was repulsed and i cannae blame him. ‘i have love for you’ ‘LMAO GROSS’#anyway this is a hater post go fuck yourselves #quill to paper

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thatnununguy · 4 months ago

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uum if ur requests r still open i think i remember u saying u like gamzee x equius..can we have more of that pleas :3 (no pressure ^_^)

Hey!! This ask has been a godsend cus I now have an excuse to otp post, so thank you!!!

If I could I would just post about them 24/7 but I don't want to torture my followers lol

With that said please send more asks about them!

#doodle #homestuck #equius zahhak #gamzee makara #does this ship have a name?#equigam #equius x gamzee #bro idk how to tag this #the first one is based on this fuck ass picture that absolutely kills me #you can probably find it online #goooood they make me insane #i was planning on posting more serious art of them but ermmm its a lil embarrassing #feels too real #like i care about them or something...#(i do i care so much)#please send equigam asks i will literally draw them in a heart beat #also pleaseeee rec some good fics i went on ao3 and got depressed

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borgialucrezia · 5 months ago

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his psychosexual obsession with his sister as he creepily stalks her around then was on verge of tears when he saw her kissing a potential lover...oh i know what you are!!

#lmao me saying all that as if bro isn't a wholeass freak writing 200k words slow burn ceslu fic in his head even before they became canon #he's just like me for about ceslu...extra me that he ships himself with them and wanna join them <3 #he wanna fuck her so bad #it makes him look stupid #i support juan's wrongs for killing paolo btw let it be known <3 #his contained tear weflkmfewf #juan borgia #lucrezia borgia #the borgias #juan x lucrezia #julu #text post

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kirbypegasister · 2 years ago

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Floss Toss!!

Sick of not seeing them on this site its driving me bonkers so I'm back again with some dr. pepper drawings + memes I've made

#muppets #muppets mayhem #dr teeth #floyd pepper #dr pepper #otp: dr pepper #myart #bro my drawings are so inconsistant its killing me #hoping my art encourages more people to post their ship art #first image: teeth told one too many yo mamma jokes

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akascow · 4 months ago

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that end scene in dp&w with wade introducing logan to al with logan giving him a reassuring soft smile keeps playing in my head and i think im going to implode UGHHHHH

UGHHHHHHHH

#HE USES HER FULL NAME TOO ! NO HETEROSEXUAL EXPLANATION FOR THAT #hes like hey gma figure *gets flustered* this is my old man boyfriend pls like him 🥹🥹🥹#theyre so gay its killing me bro #AHGHHHHHHH #how am i supposed to go to work in these conditions #gOD DAMN BRO #havent giggled and kicked my feet about a ship in a long time my lord #old man yaoi ur KILLING me #dp&w #deadpool and wolverine #deadclaws #poolverine #deadpool #wolverine #wade wilson #logan howlett

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daylighteclipsed · 5 months ago

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Bro I am not wielding a giant rainbow sword with my brother bffr

#listen you don’t have to ship sora and riku you can see them as buddies #but arguing they’re brothers is hilarious #YouTube comments killing me #also this part: in kh1 it feels like they didn’t belong like they were too different from the other kids and maybe even their parents.’#bro you are so close to getting it you are right there…..

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discount-kirishima · 1 year ago

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one of the many things i love about blue eye samurai is that no matter how you look at it all ships are gay

#blue eye samurai #mizu's got that genderfluid bisexual swag that attracts all the bitches #personally i think they should be a dysfunctional thruple #i hope it doesnt seem like im reducing the show to ships #cause there is so so much i love about it like wow wanna kiss the writers with tongue #but i do think the ships are funny #taigen is so funny like noo dont die only i get to kill you #let me put my entire life on the line repeatedly and get tortured just so i can kill you myself #kinda gay bro

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acoraxia · 6 months ago

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i don’t ship anyone with Heket or Kallamar (i blasted them with the aroace beam i’m sorry)

but for some reason my brain told me Leshy, Narinder and Shamura are demi or graysexual so here we are

#think pan #me: hey can we get in on those funny little bishop ships?#brain: no #me: w.. well can we ship leshyca-#brain: rarepair #me: what #brain: rarest rarepair to ever pair #me: who the fuck are you giving to le- NOT THE FOX BRO WE’RE KILLING THE F O X STOP

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whoruntheworld-lesbians · 7 months ago

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I feel like the ouat universe is so messed up age gaps barely even matter in relationships except dear god don't you dare ship adult henry with any of the townspeople

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keykidpilipili · 6 months ago

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Me: I'm going to check stuff on the author of the Journal for an Atlantis KH fic.

Atlantis wiki: *doesn't cite any source*

Me: Okay then! Disney Wiki?

Disney Wiki: *also doesn't cite any source*

#pili rambles #the shepherd's journal #disney atlantis #atlantis the lost empire #Atlantis wiki: the shepherd probably didn't get spotted by Atlanteans because of the Kill Foreigners order applied.#Me: bro I don't think a shepherd lost in a cave network for possibly days would have enough stealth to avoid patrols AND learn the language #of Atlantis FOR TWO YEARS while it still retained enough of its tech knowledge to still use flying ships in the like #they probably took pity on the probably starving lost dude who at worst had a knife on him #It would have been easy for Kida to defend him and since the two wikis mention him being in contact with Atlantean culture for two years #so maybe he was allowed to live provided he stayed in the city #The army probably bragged to him about the leviathan entrance defense system because otherwise he walked into plot exposition #like a plot relevant conversation happening loud enough to be listened to from several meters away perfectly

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bunkernine · 4 months ago

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where am i. what world do we live in where this happens. caleo fans where did u go. put up ur tables and hoist ur flags. CALEOS GRAB UR RAFTS!!!! we have a ship to save. fear looking in the dead eyes of those yaoi freaks

#wheres leyna NDISBEJEIEBJEJRB #couldnt even take that seriously . sorry lmao #ive been laughing at wheres leyna for 15 mins sorry its really killing me actually 😭😭😭😭 bro but wheres leyna JDISBEJSJ 💀💀💀💀💀#to be clear. the 'wheres leyna' is in my head. like genuinely laughing over a joke only my synapses heard #anyway jokes aside i wish there were more options cuz erm.... dare i say caleo is pretty ok fine even. it kinda does work if u assume theyre #just dysfunctional and not actually in a relationship. nothing wrong with ppl thinking its love and romantic #but idk. dont hate it. hell caleo even works pretty well for me in most cases. 🙂‍↕️ but thats cuz ik that a summer fling isnt forever 😂#caleo break up is the most organic thing to me. its just like jiper break up. these things were meant to fall apart. but i dont mind if u #love these ships either. 🙂‍↕️ have fun!#leo #callie #jason

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bookwyrminspiration · 1 year ago

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i'm very sorry you got dragged and fell to tartarus but why did you all tell your very long stories standing on the most rickety floor in the world barely held together by string right above The Pit Straight To Super Hell. you had a flying ship right there. i feel like that's a little on you at that point

#hoo #the mark of athena #they just?? stood there??? talking???#bro go back to the flying ship you /know/ the place is structurally unsound #alas </3 #anyway having finish my reread my thoughts are...love pjo as always but...was that really the big major quest that killed so many #people?#it seemed a lot easier than i thought it would be #not that it would be /easy/#but comparatively. idk. maybe that's just me

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governmentmandatedryujinstan420 · 5 months ago

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i'm not even gonna give context for this just know i love all binnie bromies for being better than i ever will in the hear me out on these two conversation because at least they actually like each other without using olympics style delulu to deduce that they mayhaps do