#this season slaps btw
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as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen
the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"
#my food crime is that i regularly make a “pasta and tuna” situation that has somehow gotten even more evil and degenerate over time.#it is a ''white wine reduction'' (it's just white wine and garlic powder & seasoning)#and tuna from a can.#and plain pasta.#if i have the spoons i will actually chop garlic for it but this tends to be my comfort food for a REALLY bad day#bc its super easy to make:#boil pasta. drain. put into bowl for later. into same pot u used for pasta.#put tuna (with oil/water from can). let fry a little for like 2-3 min. put in whatever amount of wine. season to taste.#the tuna will get a little crisp on it which is nice. important side note:#this began as a Bolognese sauce.#and one day i had to sub for tuna. i know. not ideal. i cried about it too.#somehow over time it is now its own little evil thing. i would never make someone else eat it. it is beautiful.#but yeah i don't even stir the pasta in afterwards i just slap pasta into serving bowl#slap this ''''''sauce'''''''' on top#molto bene#(i really can cook fairly well btw. this is a food crime. not a suggestion of skill or ability)#(i LOVE baking but when i cook for myself. the autism is obvious. bc i just don't understand the point of most of the steps)#(.... i can just eat the deli meat out of the bag. it is protein. i don't even have to like it. i just have to eat enough calories.)#(also i used to cook MUCH more before this apartment which is so small that i can stretch my arms out and overreach the counter length.)#(.... i'm 5.2. so.)
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When Katsuki Bakugo needed saving, Izuku came up with a plan where Todoroki, Iida, and Kirishima went rocketing across the sky to reach him.
When Izuku Midoriya needed saving, it was Katsuki, Todoroki, and Iida who went rocketing across the sky to reach him.
Both times, our Twin Stars decided to set their own needs aside and allow the other’s trusted friend to take the lead in bringing them home. Izuku knew Kirishima was the right choice to get Katsuki away from the league quickly and safely, and Katsuki knew Iida was the better man for the job of catching up to Izuku and bringing him back.
Can we please just take a moment to appreciate the parallels. Please.
#bkdk#bakudeku#mha#bnha#I was rewatching Deku vs Class 1A#(easily in my top three favorite eps btw)#(if not the top)#and the parallels slapped me in the face multiple times#Katsuki really is showing how he’s finally pulling even with Izuku emotionally#he’s been beaten over the head with Save to Win for literally the last two seasons of not longer#and his guilt for how he treated Izuku for years has been eating up at him#he has to bring Izuku back to UA and he has to apologize#but he let’s Iida take the spotlight#he recognizes he’s not the right person for what needs to be done so Katsuki helps Iida get there and let’s himself wait for his turn#he’s working as part of a team#he’s putting Deku’s needs first#and he’s determined to apologize for a lifetime of what he acknowledges at last were very bad and hurtful decisions#and we see it in how his rescue of Izuku parallels Izuku’s rescue of him#i can’t with these two I really can’t#twin stars but actually#wonder duo#happy ending when because I literally cannot accept anything else at this point
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listen. rhaenys is slash should have been the true queen but We Are Way Past That Point so like i know rhaenyra is the rightful heir to the throne. i know.
but also
no one does it like team green. Criston Cole is having the worst time as always. his career has never been better and he has never gotten more pussy. he has now been forced to go on a trip with the worst person hes ever met, a guy with no role in the story other than to be vaguely contradictory and exude mean gay. Alicent Hightower cannot catch a single fucking break. She has never left girlfailure mode she is a repressed bisexual she dislikes her entire family and i need her so bad. Do not even get me Started on the terrible horrible no good brothers targaryen i need them to fistfight and bite each other again or so help me God. helaena has never done anything wrong in her life. Otto shows up once every couple episodes having less hair and serving more cunt
honestly the only one who comes anywhere near the level of dumbfuckery that they have is daemon because he really just rolls with all of the threatening vague visions hes having. Witch lady with blood on her fingers gives him a potion and he just chugs it. Iconic.
#has a deeply introspective dream about his issues with power love and family#immediately tells a teenage boy to do a kinslaying#also rhaenys telling her husbands bastard son that hes hot kinda slapped#but alas#hotd#hotd season 2#hotd spoilers#team green#criston cole#alicent hightower#aegond#thats integral to this post trust me#daemon targaryen#alys rivers#she can and should step on me btw#anyways#theyre my favorite war criminals
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hm
I've seen a LOT of shaming going round at the moment, both here and on twitter, of people who are seeking out good omens spoilers, mostly by those who have watched the new episodes in advance. despite what neil and david and michael may have said on the subject, it's rubbing me the wrong way! so I feel the need to make a potentially unpopular post about
✨SPOILERS AND NEURODIVERSITY✨
(and accessibility) 🤚🏼
now I cannot speak for everybody here but as an autistic person with ocd I actually !prefer! being spoiled ahead of time and will frequently read the entire wiki article for a show I'm about to watch (though weirdly CANNOT skip ahead with books?) in order to alleviate anxiety around the unexpected. trust me when I say that knowing what will happen in advance *enhances* the experience for me and I have yet to regret being deliberately spoiled, even when it comes to my absolute favourite things on earth, things I may have been waiting months and months (or in this case years) for. in fact, the longer I've had to wait, the more the feeling of gut-twisting anxiety and uncertainty beds down in my system and makes itself a very unwelcome house guest.
it's all very well insisting that everybody just be patient and ~wait and see~ but for a lot of neurodiverse folks this can be a very unsettling prospect. personally, I don't like surprises! I don't crave the sensation of being shocked by an unforeseen twist! it makes me do a panic! even the thought of it makes me feel deeply uncomfortable.
we're not simply throwing our toys out the pram because we WANT something and we WANT IT NOW (shout out to verruca salt). there is a soothing comfort and stability to predictability that is difficult to explain to somebody who doesn't experience this.
at this point I should mention that OBVIOUSLY not all neurodiverse/autistic/diagnosed-ocd people feel this way but that doesn't negate the fact that a lot of us do and there's not much we can do about it.
I'm aware that everybody's currently moralising about the rightness/wrongness of illicitly distributing and trading nuggets of forbidden information like crack-laced pokemon cards* (surely in this fandom everything should exist in a grey area?) but please don't jump on this as an opportunity to prove who's the most terribly righteous and which of us gets to wear the Super Duper Bestest Fan Neil's Favourite prefect badge for the day. devolving into needless factions and one-upmanship so near to the official airdate does nobody any good.
on another personal note (this is the 👂🏼♿accessibility♿👂🏼bit) I was due to attend one of the screenings and now can't due to the apparent lack of subtitles. pleeeeeaase think of accessibility, amazon. please? some of us have severely messed up ears and/or auditory processing disorders - it's not hurting anybody to have the words up on the screen but it excludes many of us if you don't.
again, if you think it's terrible and wrong to want to be spoiled or to share spoilers you are well within your rights to think that, and of course I encourage anybody who is participating in a bit of blackmarket spoiler dealing to utilise ALL the tags you can think of to keep it secret (keep it safe), or simply leave it to the DMs, but I really don't see the good in shaming others who feel differently.
uhh thank you and good day 🎩
(*hopefully that still scans - my references are as ancient and ephemeral as my knee cartilage)
#good omens#gos2 spoilers#go2 spoilers#good omens 2#gos2#good omens season 2#good omens season 2 spoilers#personal#neurodiversity#ocd#did i put enough tags on this one?#i also have adhd and ptsd btw lmao#and an autoimmune disease which causes cognitive impairment#got allllll the high quality genes up in this bad boy [slaps thigh which immediately dislocates]
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Now having watched the first episode of Junior Year all I can say is;
Bad kids my beloved
#the curly writing is indicative of heavy sobbing btws#god I fucking MISSED them#dimension 20#fantasy high#d20#riz gukgak#fabian seacaster#bad kids my beloved#adaine abernant#gorgug thistlespring#fig faeth#kristen applebees#this season is going to slap#cannot wait for the dread#it’s coming#fhjy#dropout
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Hello! Just wondering what you would think Cater would wear in the stardew au? I did complete guesswork with Trey and Riddle lol.
Hmm tbh I think he'd change his style often to keep up with trends but if I had to choose maybe something simple and casual like a red/orange sweater vest with a diamond motif and a collared shirt underneath that isn't fully buttoned
Something like this:
With like black jeans underneath and tons of cute diamond shape accesories
Is my vision visioning TT
#night raven valley#twst stardew au#twisted wonderland#cater diamond#considering a hc post for each boys seasonal outfits#kinda hard for someone who cares about style but only wears black and white#i wanna say im good at fashion but i dont wanna slap myself in the face when the outfit descriptions come out as shit TT#im so sorry if the sweater is hard to draw btw
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NOBODY does whiplash like star trek. one episode cute crossover with a goofy cartoon next episode is it true that any act is forgivable? if the guilty person devotes their entire life to peace then are the scales balanced? and if so, what about their victims? is their pain nothing against the good deeds the guilty person has enacted since they repented? is the line between justice and revenge so clearly marked and, in the end, does it even matter? does the blood on your hands care whether the knife was raised in anger or righteousness? episode after that fuck it. musical
#snw#snw spoilers#star trek#season 1 had spock and t'pring swap bodies and shenanigans ensue#followed by if a civilisation is built upon the unbearable suffering of one single child#then how is that worse than our civilisation where a uncountable number of children suffer silently?#are you not a hypocrite if the former discomforts you more than the latter?#what about if the child volunteers? does that make it better or worse?#followed by half the crew gets kidnapped by inept pirates & cause a mutiny partly bc pike's cooking is better than the other captain's#i'm not even close to complaining btw. this is a feature not a bug#every star trek show has the absolute wildest tonal dissonance from ep to ep and it slaps
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@feymarche’s Pokémon AU designs and partners they chose for the teens were so cute and charming I had to draw something for it !! :D
#dndads#dungons and daddies#dungeons and daddies season 2#dndads s2#taylor swift dndads#scary marlowe#lincoln li wilson#hermie unworthy#normal oak#pokemon#i was playing Pokémon SV and I thought the idea of the teens making the most ABYSMAL sandwich was pretty fun JAHAAGJAJA#ALSO BALL GUY NORMAL IS SO INSPIRED…. GENUINELY IT CRACKS ME UP BUT IT FITS SO WELL#btw the reason why the sandwich is Like That is bc halfway through Taylor and Scary forgot that Normal is vegan#and just started slapping hamburger patties and cheese slices all over it#so it’s this awful mix of like tofu and lettuce and beef and cheese#IT IS NOOOOT GOOD#but they’re gonna eat it out of morbid curiosity bc magic sandwiches yo#cal draws#I NEVER TAGGED THIS WITH NY ART TAG. PAIN
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these fuckers and their goddamn uglyass CGI snake monsters....
#they never learn!!!#every time buffy does a CG monster instead of a practical effects one#its an ugly awkward lame-ass snake beast#like its one thing when its the Big Bad for a silly excellent one-off ep (band candy)#(this is not band candy slander btw that episode fucks and im down bad for middle-aged giles going full ripper)#but back to the point#BRUH#the ENTIRETY of season 3 was leading to this shit#and it was so ugly???? hello?????#theyve made practical snake monsters before i know they can do it again!!!#you remember the capitalism snake guy who lived in the well under the frat house???? DO THAT AGAIN#anyways. lame snake demon aside shit slapped cant wait for college years <3#whatever the fuck#buffy
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My Hot-Take/Controversial Ranking of Doctor Who Seasons (excluding specials bc my special order is really unhinged)
3 > 1 > 10 > 4 > 5 > 8 > 11 > 12 > 9 > 7b > 2 > 6 > 13 = 7a
Disclaimer: I have favorite episodes that come from every single season on this list, including 7a. For example, even though Season 6 is low on the list, the God Complex, Almost People/Rebel Flesh, and Impossible Astronaut are some of my favorite of the show. I do really love the Power of Three. These are based on season arc/average feeling per episode/rewatchability on a subjective level.
#doctor who#listen seasons 1 and three are basically perfect television for me#season 10 is one of the most fun of the show and bill is my second favorite companion and I love the twelve/missy arc#season 4 is full of banger after banger and journey's end slaps it just doesn't quite hit for me personally like seasons 1 3 and 10 do#season 5 has some episodes i don't like (victory of the daleks for example) but the fairytale vibes/beast below/amy's choice/big bang SLAP#Season 8 has some great episodes/good arc but i just really don't vibe with how cruel the Doctor is sometimes/Danny deserved better#Season 11 (other than fucking kerblam) i really enjoy! it has some weak writing in places but i love graham&ryan's arc & the smaller vibes#Season 12 is objectively better than season 11 but has weaker character arcs and some weaker episodes so eh#season 9 has one of the best finales in the show/some fun two-parters (i adore under the lake/before the flood) but the arcs feel off#7b is...fun & i like a lot of the episodes but i don't like the name/day/time of the doctor & it drags it down + clara's not fleshed out#season 2 is so good in places (cybermen 2-parter/school reunion/new earth) but has so many weak episodes & not as much character developmen#season 6...I love some episodes but I DESPISE the pregnancy arc/let's kill hitler/wedding of river song & how little agency Amy & river hav#season 13 is just...FINE. I enjoy some of the side characters (vinder bel karvanista) but the flux itself felt weirdly...boring? no emotion#(Jodie was SO GOOD in this season though btw)#and season 7a...asylum of the daleks dinosaurs on a spaceship & angels take manhattan are on my least favorite episodes list. like bottom 1#and I'm sorry but a town called mercy and power of three can't save that#amy and rory should have left with the god complex/christmas special and popped back like martha did in season 4#i said what i said#wow i really went off in the tags on this one#meta#rankings
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#glee#glee song tournament#glee polls#santana lopez#kurt hummel#tina cohen chang#mercedes jones#kurtinacedes#song: girl on fire#song: born this way#season 4#4x13#episode: diva#season 2#2x18#episode: born this way#round 4#yall cant keep pissing me off with this#im a proud part of counterculture as a hater of btw the EPISODE#the sONG however???? slaps to high heaven#likeee three best characters on the track its the best hello#also i just hate gif sorry#i realize im not a fan of like half of santana's solos via this tournament oops#i swear she only has like five good ones and only three i wanna listen to
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Obsessed with the new Canto IV trailer.
Who is this person? Who are they? What is their deal. Who do they work for? PM I WANT TO KNOOOOOOW
#limbus company#limbus company project moon#lcb season 2#lcb canto iv#lu speaketh#i can't believe raiden from metal gear rising revengence is in limbus company#has that joke been done to death yet?#i know nothing about mgs btw#i just think it has to be this way slaps hard#anyway WHAT IS THIS PERSON'S DEEEEAAAAL
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I think I'm going to become a Disney adult but like with ojamajo doremi.
#ojamajo doremi#drops random ramblings#I'm still obsessed with the transformation sequences and the spell sequences in that show#the music jingles they play are so nice#also in Arabic which is what I first watched it in when I was little#instead of the phrase they say in Japanese or English dubs#they said music notes in a sequence depending on the character#for example#Doremi's spell was#Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Ti-Do#and it was different for each character#it's actually my favorite between the dubs#also I prefer the Arabic ending theme but the other ones still slap#this is all about season 1 btw when I was little I only got up to a few episodes of sharp before the channel I watched it on stopped running#it#magical doremi
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Oh so they wanna torture the audience a little before killing us with that mid season finale, I get it, I got it, I got you, Studio Bones. :D
*internal screaming*
#part i lost count of who even knows of me waking up and being slapped with BNHA things freaking out and going back to bed#especially when it's five-six in the morning anyways uh if it's anything like season 6#we know it's either gonna pan to the thing with that state on the ground untouched or /someone/ picking it up right-#when that happens just so you know I'm gonna be either unbearable or I'm gonna be out for the next working days#Boku no Hero Academia#spider.posts#btw Studio Bones deleted it from Twitter but don't worry. You'll understand it soon.
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i have no idea how sam and cat part 2 is gonna b over 10 hours by the way without feeling a little bit bloated as hell
#like in victorious part 2 imo the slap intermission (WHICH IS 2 FUCKING HOURS BTW LONGER THEN ANY OF THE SEASON OVERVIEWS feels bad and#bloated and not fucking worth it like it shouldve been a quicker overview like icarly.com from the icarly vids and im worried theres gonna#be another 2 hour segment going over the fuckin little sam and cat show#im sure people who fuckin hate these videos argue theyre already bloated as hell but i like em so#hopefully idk that run time is like. properly giving time and background n respect to what happened to jenette#ashen.rambles#^LIKE you can just feel with each video him explaining in depth more and more shit#icarly seasons 1 and 2 were just. highlight episodes. general arcs#3-6 were episode by episode with a general overview of the supplementary stuff#then victorious had an indepth explanation of the fuckin. games and the slap#and then sam and cat gets really far into the nsu shit & other shows like gameshakers n henry danger that hes already expressed he does not#care about#JUST LIKE. pull back a little. trim the fat
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after almost 10 months i have only one episode left in my lost rewatch with my friend
should i post my collection of the best quotes my friend and i texted each other while watching? is that something people want to see?
#i'm probably gonna do it anyways lol#also i'm def rewatching from season 1 immediately after#because i have a problem#btw watching shows with someone electronically slaps#because you can just basically talk the entire time#and say the most unhinged shit#also it was my second time watching but she has never seen the show before#lost#abc lost#lost tv#it's been a great time
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