#this photo has shot me dead tho

[blakbonnet]

it's his lil excited nose scrunch from the lighthouse fuckery 🥹

[luvvixu]

how to tame your boyfriend

content: bf!gojo, mentioned of sex and sexual stuffs, 16+, fluff, drabble, does not contain any smut, i think gojo's like this can't blame me

wanna know how to tame your annoying (and horny) boyfriend when your flight is delayed?

that's very easy. just buy him some lego and he would go on instant mute.

"i can't believe you really bought satoru—a full 27 years old ass man—a set of legos?" your friend from the other line, shoko, wheeze and at the same time confused for your action to tame your boyfriend.

sighing hardly while massaging your temple, you answered. "i had to, sho. he won't stop bothering me to have a quickie since our flight was delayed and he was bored."

your flight overseas was delayed for three hours because of some maintenance needed to be checked in the aircraft. now, satoru thought it is a good idea to spend those three hours having a passionate fornication.

of course you immediately dislike the idea even though you are tempted too. you value your morals, ethics, and dignity. unlike your boyfriend, he has no shame and would even proudly tell some random people that you are his by some marks solely created.

"could've played with his phone but seriously, why lego?" shoko was still laughing, now that you opened your camera and showed her your boyfriend who's literally sitting on the airport floor with bricks of lego on his hands.

satoru looked so focused and unbothered, which is an extremely good thing—like he couldn't stop whispers in your ears, whining about how needy he is right now and how badly he wanted you. but now he's occupied, it is the greatest relief for you.

"first, his phone is dead and was tempt to buy a new fucking phone just because he said charging using a power bank takes a lot of time. had to smack the shit outta him and force him to get out of the apple store."

yep, the idiot forgot to charge his phone before you left for the airport. now his phone is dead, the desire to buy a new one instead of waiting for his phone to be charged in a powerbank is crazy. although, money is not a problem for the head of the gojo clan—he got figures that cost more, more, more than your annual salary.

"second, lego made him focused and entertained on building it, not for having scandalous sex with me. i feel like he's being my child than being my boyfriend at this moment." you joked, lowering your voice so your big baby wouldn't hear you.

"you said it yourself that satoru is a full package." shoko rolled her eyes, but she's not wrong tho. satoru is everything, he could easily afford things and could even make some things impossible to possible.

"touché."

shoko let out a laugh. "anyway, gotta go now. got a client in an hour so bye my boo, mwa!" sending also a virtual flying kiss to your platonic friend, you both bid a farewell to with sweet smile on your faces.

as you ended the call, you turned your attention to your boyfriend who's now almost done on his lego that he's been occupying himself for like an hour now.

you made to take some photo of him and post it on your close friends in instagram because this scene of your boyfriend is literally a wholesome and definitely iconic. satoru glanced at you when he heard you giggle at some adorable shots of your boyfriend.

"what are you laughing at?" your boyfriend glanced up to you, confused and warily.

you shook your head, holding your laughter to not raise any suspicion. "nothing babe, just focus on fishing your lego instead of other things."

satoru showed you the figure "oh but i'm finished and we still have like an hour before our flight…" he paused. your mouth hangs wide, questioning about how the hell he builds almost five hundred tiny pieces in just an hour?! truly your boyfriend was really something but this is wild.

"how did you—"

"can we have a quickie now?" satoru smiles sheepishly.

your face turns more sour at his shameless request. although you understand that satoru is a man in need, but his neediness sometimes is really out of place and it took a lot of effort just to stop him from doing so.

"no, satoru. instead, we're going to have a quickie stop at the lego shop to buy you some more entertainment."

your boyfriend pouted at your answer like a hurdled puppy. "but i'm enjoying it more when i'm inside you."

that completely took you off guard.

"... tempting but no."

©luvvixu2023

[yourimagines]

Hi can you perhaps make a one shot about Ross, Norman, Andrew and others about how you guys met? Fluff 🥰

Sure

How you met fluff P.1

* English is not my first language I apologise

* Gif is not mine

* Triggers: Fluff

Part two

Ross Marquand:

You met him on the set from the walking dead. He was all covered in blood and to you he looked absolutely handsome.

"You look weirly enough very handsome." You said to him, making him laugh.

"Oh well thank you. I'll asked them if they will cover me in blood more often then." He said while giving you a wink.

You giggled and blushed as he teased you. You both became very close over the weeks and he eventually asked you out on a proper date.

Andrew Lincoln:

You met him at a party from a mutual friend. He wasn't really having fun till he saw you, laughing and having fun.

"You have a beautiful laugh." He admitted to you as you stood next to him.

"Oh really? I actually hate my laugh." You said while blushing about it.

"Yes, you should laugh more often, it makes your eyes light up. It's beautiful." He was flirting with you and you fell for it. You even convinced him to dance with you and made sure you got his number to see him more often.

Norman Reedus:

You met him at a gas station, you were driving a motorcycle and he was impressed by you.

"Is that yours?" he asked while checking out your motorcycle.

"Yes it is, you like it?" You said full confident as you saw he was riding a motorcycle himself.

"Yes very impressed." He smiled at you, you checked out his motorcycle and you both exchanged numbers to meet up and ride together.

Chandler Riggs:

You met him through gaming, you both played the same online game and started a friendship.

"Wow, your very good at this game." You said as he just shot the enemies dead.

"Oh this is nothing, pure luck." His voice sounded beautiful to you, a little bit raspy as it was late in the evening.

"Well it was still impressive, i would love to you in my team. I'm not so good at this game myself." You joked, hoping he would be your new friend.

"Sure, I need a new friend to have fun with and i don't think your that bad tho." You both laughed and gamed nights and nights together till he confessed his little crush he has on you.

Steven Yeun:

You met him during an award show. You both won and met each other afterwards.

"Congratulations." You said as you went in for a friendly hug, he accepted your hug and placed a soft kiss on your left cheek.

"Congratulations to you too, you deserved it." You both where big fans of each other and you both didn't even tried to hide it as you were smiling at each other.

"Thank you, You deserve it as well." You took a photo together making your fans crazy about it, shipping you guys big time.

[ngray192]

Ok, Chaos Theory came out and I watched ALL OF IT.

So, I'm gonna share every thought I had while watching, with no context whatsoever!

SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT!!!!

• Brooklyn is already dead ig

• The animation is beautiful

• Darius to the rescue!!

• He's so grown up

• Hes still so Darius

• Sammy would be proud

• This animation is gorgeous omg

• He took mannerisms from his friends omg

• Allosaurus killed Brooklyn!!!?!?

• Omg this show is darker than the first

• His groceries are gonna fly out

• Curse, I know you want to

• Is it a gun gun or tranq gun?

• Omg is he leaving voicemails to Dead Brooklyn??

• Did they get Jenna Ortega back or no?

• He's got a little cabin

• Wtf is that gun??

• Brand!!

• He's like 20 rn?

• CAMP FAM

• Kenji and Darius had a falling out??

• AAAA NEWS VIDEOS

• I miss them

• Someone do the "despite everything it's still you"

• Ok he slayed that electric staff whip tho

• BEN

• He's anxious af

• HES STILL WEARING A FANNY PACK

• God this is so sad wtf

• Ofc there's a site caller Dark Jurassic

• I saw this scene in the clip already

• Teamwork

• That was the whole episode?!

2

• "Aw crud"

• Someone broke the fence

• Why did you park so far away??

• Ofc he drives a van

• The eyessss

• Lockwood Estate mentioned

• Always the logical one

• He wrote down his theories

• Boyfriends??

• "Dork pouch"

• BUMPY DRAEN ON THE WHITEBOARD

• NO HESITATION LMAO

• He's so goofy I love him

• Facial expressions on point

• SHE SENDS CARE PACKAGES

• "Yee-haw"

• Do they only have one picture of them all?

• It's a female voice??

• Oh it was Brooklyn

• They didn't even try to make her sound the same

• I don't like her hair

• She's still Brooklyn

• Isn't that the plot of someone's fanfic on the Discord??

• Someone's gonna read that scene as romantic

• Ben is a reckless driver god damn

• Where are they that they can drive to Texas easily?

• Move dino move!!

• No rear view mirror doesn't sound safe

• Let this boy pee

• BENJAMIN

• He's so done with him

• Hes giving season 4 episode 2

• Boyfriends??

• NERDS

• OMG FIRE

• Hero Ben!!

• Ew the face

• Camp fammmmm

• THE HEAT WAVES this animation is everything

• We get different end-credits every ep??

3

• Cows!

• "Chip me"

• He's so happy to see the ranch

• The ranch is so Sammy

• Awww she's so Farm Girl

• She's STRONG

• She got tall lmao

• Bessie had a calf?!?

• Do Yaz and Sammy usually live together?!!

• "Ding-dong"

• NO FUCKING WAY

• ITS BUMPY!!!!!!

• THE PUPILS

• THIS IS EVERYTHING

• Is Mantah Corp back??

• KILL HIM BUMPY

• Boooo Sammy

• Fuck Carl

• She's an herbivore tf

• Me and Ben on the same wavelength fr

• Tell him, Sammy

• Let this girl have her pie

• She's Sammy, but she's grown up a lot

• She still has her jacketttt

• What happened to her???

• She's so saddd

• Why aren't her parents talking to her??

• NOT YAZ PULLING AWAY

• Don't split up!!

• Omg Carl

• Communication through hand signalsss

• That shot with the raptor and the moon tho

• We haven't had many cute moments yet, it's really about survival now, they've really grown up

• Not the pieeee

• The genuine fear in her eyes holy shit

• BUMPY

• No more Beanie Ben

• So now he has a rear view mirror

• This reminds me a lot of Jurassic Park 2

4

• This episode is titled Brothers

• Season 3 episode 7 vibes

• I love how Ben loves Bumpy

• Their faces are so close

• BENJAMIN

• HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND

• Fucking liar lmao

• Does Kenji blame him???

• THEY STILL GLOW

• God I cannot get over the animation

• Poor boy kenji???

• The kick lmao

• He almost sounds like Ryan Porter

• He's not the tallest anymoreeee

• Benji???

• He doesn't act like Kenji 100% but it's still there

• I miss Ryan Porter

• Another framed photo!!

• They use the words "death" and "dead" a lot, but not "died" or "killed"

• DANIEL KON?!??!

• Yes, go get your girl

• Ok but Sammy and Ben are so Mom and Dad

• Good thing he just had spare gear???

• Oh it's probably for Brooklyn

• That shot he looked so much like Little Darius

• Oh no they broke up, so sad 😐

• Woah

• Valid reason to break up

• He's completely valid for being mad idc

• NOOO DONT GET BUMPY

5

• COMPIES

• Ofc he loves this kind of music

• You guys are supposed to be family tho

• DAMN THATS COLD

• EVERY WEEK I love Kenji

• "Love you" awwww

• She's so sassy I love her

• The head sway omgggg

• The carobbbb

• These background characters are way too hyped for this

• Bobby Nublar?

• Awww poor baby dino

• Free the dinos!!

• Oh he got OLD

• Damn straight in there

• She's so hurt :(

• He only thought Sammy was suspicious

• Creepy ass big ass forehead bitch

• Daniel Kon is a LIAR

• We should've gotten Kenji speaking Japanese in JWCC

• Love sassy Kenji

• "Yeah ok, I'll get my violin" GIRL

• Omg he almost punched Ben

• Yesss Sammy beat the shit out of him

• Those are the smallest corn dogs ever

• You're a shit dad

• What?! Brooklyn would never

• Kenji and I are on the same wavelength

• Different? Was it her voice?

• Are those lillies?

• These bitches are everywhere

• Kill Daniel

• He's old af hes about to have a heart attack anyway

• DAWG WHO TF ARE YOU

• CREEPY ASS BITCH

• Shitttt Daniel tackled that raptor

• Holy shit they killed Kenji's dad

• She's so fucking creepy omg

• I hope she's not from Dominion cause I haven't watched that

• Who's driving the car???!

6

• YAZ

• She's coping!!

• She wants to make it work!!!

• Ok but the crop top on Yaz???

• THE PICTURE ON HER PHONE

• Ben is everything this season

• "Love you too" AWWWW

• Where is there an island in Wyoming??

• She's so nervous/excited

• They're perfect together

• "Fadoula"

• She's happy here. Writers, let her be happy

• "Benny-boy"

• She's so geeky

• "Your favorite"

• They're all the same but so grown up

• Ben's scream lmao

• BENS SO SUPPORTIVE

• So Brooklyn has been dead less that 14 months

• They're both valid in this argument

• Ok but Ben and Yaz friendshipppp

• Is Ben actually dating someone??

• Ooo that's a cool dino

• Omg this show is darker than the og

• How did she walk so far??

• Yaz holding Ben's arm is cute tho

• Girlfriendssss

• BIG BEN

• Dumbass DPW

• Wtf??

• Omg

7

• Therapy girlfriend to the rescue

• Omg I forgot about Darius and Kenji

• Noooo baby boy Kenji

• Wow 2 major deaths already

• God I love Ben

• I feel like they should've drowned by now

• They held hands while swimming up

• Aw he has a daughter

• He lowkey sounds like Ryan Porter

• Idc about this Brooklyn death backstory

• Sammy looks fucking crazy in their one picture of the 6

• Ben 3rd wheeling just like all of season 5

• Their heads SLAMMED together

• He's so weird about this car lmao

• The car scene is funny

• They're in Colorado now??

• This hill is STEEP

• He's been waiting to throw those phones for DAYS

• Why tf would he be coming with you?

• Why did I believe the voicemail?? I saw her phone get ruined

• Darius CALM DOWN let kenji have at least something about Brooklyn DAMN

• Dude this mystery is DEEP

8

• Reminds me of Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom

• Gonna barf because of this "bwookie bear" scene

• He always has been a bad liar

• Sammy is physically fight for EVERYBODY'S lives

• Omg we're actually doing the Darius×Brooklyn plot??

• So that means no Ben×Darius plot???

• BUMPY (again)

• What did they do to you, Bumps???

• "Oh heyyyy" "boo" I LOVE THEM

• I love a good chase scene

• If a car can just drive through it, that fence was shit

• Nobody does a stampede like this show does

• Lots of death (even if they're all cutaways)

9

• God I'm flying through this show

• The heartbeating is EVERYTHING

• Anxious girlfriends

• More good camerawork and angles

• Ofc they'd be good at charades

• Are there still no male dinosaurs?

• Big Eatie mentioned

• "Ok I get it, you're a climber"

• Oh are Camp Fam at the same place?

• She's sick???

• If Bumpy dies I'll kms

• Why is he just carrying a stick?

• GIRL STOP KICKING THINGS

• I love reunions

• No cause why am I sad

• Did he call her "MICROBANGS"

• They're still the same kids from the island and I love that

• Once again, they're so Mom and Dad

• Is she in labor?!?!?!

• YOU CANNOT SCARE US LIKE THAT

• What're they gonna name the egg?!??!

10

• Last episodeeee

• Oh shit we used the word "killed"

• His hat is so tall

• Omg he shocked Ben

• Benji?

• We have so much to wrap up in 23 minutes

• This is lowkey scary

• This is so suspenseful

• She looks familiar

• THE FIRST PERSON SHOTS IN THISSSS

• Is she just dead then???

• Toro!!

• THE EXPLOSION BEHIND THE T-REX IM SORRY THAT WAS AWESOME

• THEY'RE ADORABLE

• The slow-motion scene is so cool

• Coolest dino fight ever

• FUCKING CREEPY BITCH

• Awww she's bonding? with her guard-raptors? I don't care

• Wait is that it??

• They better make another season

• Everyone's so happy for Darius being in love

• She didn't feel the same?! THATS why he didn't show???

• I fucking knew she was still alive

• SHE LOST AN ARM?!

• Her hair got even worse

• So we're getting another season???

[bugsbenefit]

there's obviously no way of knowing how recent the photos we've been getting are, like if Millie actually filmed that coffee bts video in the last few days/today or if the clapperboard they shared is from the last few days or older. but Millie IS wearing the same outfit El has on during the rooftop scene with Mike we got videos of which is a fun detail

actually curious because it looks like they're doing another layered El fit for the final season again based on the few shots we've actually seen of her. namely these, which all look like variations of the same outfit with different layers missing

an additional jacket for the scene on the roof, the sweater and jacket gone in the bts video (even though she could have just taken it off for off camera temperatures) and with the sweater+ jacket+ shirt removed in in the close up of her wrist (the pants in the close up look lighter to me but the shirt is incredibly similar colour wise so not dead set on that one, might also just be the lighting tho)

either that's all in the same episode-ish, which is possible OR they're having her wear that outfit for longer and lose layers over time, like her final s4 fit that starts out multi layered when she escapes NINA and ends in only her all white base layer when they reach Hawkins

[dramallamas]

The (unserious) notes of Beyond Evil. Episode Three Edition

Previous Episode || Next Episode

Cant wait to psychoanalyse this episode later with the scriptbook!

Jinmuk je te deteste dont even dare feel sad you monster

that shot of Juwon lazing on his sofa im down bad

He has nice handwriting tho

Honestly when is this man not thinking about Dongsik

The fly jumpscared me bc of my headphones

Dongsik you bastard (affectionately)

He is not ok rn

Juwon eavesdropping was me and my flatmate last night trying to find out the drama

The camerawork in this show is beautiful omg

Dongsik has no right to look this fine rn tho

Oop spotted!

Jihwa knew both of them were at the station lol

And bada bing bada boom we are in the recording room

And theyre off and Jihwa is so done

Juwon is so like WTF with this whole thing.

If looks could kill Dongsik would be dead 💀

why at 5am?! WHY WERE YOU UP AT 5AM?!

Bro Juwon doesnt hold back

Dongsik <3

Juwon could murder im sure of it. He has it ij him.

I like watching the gay men fight… because its fun :)

THE ONLY TIME I WILL AGREE WITH HAN KIHWAN IS RN “What a nut job. I like him [Dongsik].”

Juwon pissing off Kihwan is just so great at all times.

Theyre gonna find the wrong body and blow this case even bigger

Dongsik again <3 the onlt dilf of my life tbh

My heart breaks for him though. He masks a lot if pain

“What if I ran into older Yuyeon on the street, but failed to recognise her. That worries me a lot…” 💔

Fellas is it gay to stare at another mans smiling photo for a long time whilst in your room?

Juwon you have always been a crafty bitch and I respect that

YJG is a brilliant actor he is a master at subtle emotions which makes him one of the most expressive characters in the show

YAY you found a phone

Bad news for Juwon its Geumhwas phone that has his number.

Mate ur laughing like a maniac like dongsik does. You two arent as different as you think.

But my god you like to jump to the wrong conclusions

Watching the scene with nam sangbae and dongsik makes me cry but i cant because im in the living room with my flatmates. And the score in the background just 😭

Me 🤝 Dongsik : Laughing to hide pain

Man will stay in work just for Juwon

They back and forth in every scene like its all they do.

Mf going on about the culprit always returning to the scene and here comes JINMUK AHDKFMSP FORESHADOWING WE MISSED

Part of me think that Dongsik is suspicious of Jinmuk atp.

If you told them that they would be so close by the end of the series they would be fucking disgusted.

Oop juwon getting interrogated.

Juwon pausing before adding 요 at the end of his sentence like bro you are forgetting your respect conjugation

oh shit juwon not looking good for you is it.

"Given his nature, there is no way he [Juwon] would get involved in a crime" HYEOK YOU DONT EVEN KNOW-

Hyeok became his tutor in 2010... when JW was 17. does that mean that he helped JW in Korea rather than britain? or the tail end of britain onwards.

Hyeok you are such a kiss-ass

Do Haewon 🤢 she is so fake i hate it (which is the poing ig lmao)

LEE CHANGJIN. hes so funny for a bad guy

Jeongje is so frustrated with his mum (same)

Juwon is this close to slapping Hyeok at times.

aliens? rude much kihwan (what did we expect)

and there goes juwon loosing his cool.

annoyingly kihwan makes some points even if its for self centered gain. still hate kihwan dw

bro standing outside as ppl talk about him like 🧍

And then the eye contact between him and dongsik god having a whole silent conversation

Nice recovery juwon.

Them being nice to each other? NOT THIS EARLY BOIS

And boom personal space who? They dont know it.

Dongsik telling Juwon to go to therapy lmaooo

Juwon grabbing Dongsik probably became a… different thing later on yk? Hehe

This episode is basically Juwon and his terrible no good very bad couple days.

Bro you need to hike/walk more Juwon how are you already sweating.

You make think you have him, but nope he has you.

JUWON BREAKS INTO DS BASEMENT PART ONE HERE WE GO

The tiny bloodstain ofc. He def left it deliberately somewhat

And i am so hyped for episode four because of the incoming moments.

Juwon this isnt the victory you think it is trust me

see you all next episode! bye ^^

[fluffypotatey]

Leverage Ep 12 >:3

Pre-show:

WE MADE IT TO THE FINALE

TOOK ME MONTHS BUT WE’RE HERE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

can’t think only react

So excited

Reaction:

Oooooh synopsis are you telling me we’re gonna heist the ✨insurance company✨ hehehehe

shit wait we’re starting there?????

OH SHIT

ok ok soooooo Nate is drunk (maybe???? possibly???? most likely????), he almost shot a dude (past boss????), past boss offered shrimp and Nate just went “I do like shrimp”

Bro?????? Is this a flashback????

They don’t give a time or date tho….keeping it mysterious for plot reasons I guess (<- is grumbling about it)

WAIT

SOPHIE

SOPHIE IS HERE

YIU MOTHERFUCKER

LEVERAGE YOU DIDNT

HOW DARE YOU NATE DONT YELL AT SOPHIE

they staged an intervention whilst giving him heist of his dreams 🤧 like a “hey, broski, your drinking problem sucks…..wanna get at the man who ruined you?”

ELIOT WITH GLASSES YES

ohhhhhh so this is why it’s called the 1st David Job

“While you are well-versed in dead guy art, I am not” I love you so much Alec 💕💕💕💕💕💕

Oooooh pretty art

Ummmmm sketchy basement????

omfg the vases 👀👀👀👀👀

Bro just let him take a photo????? Rookie mistake

Awwwwww let Parker play with the little naked man 🥰

Lmao Sophie does not need you to tell her how to heist a guy, Nate 🤭 so silly, maybe if you drank some water—

Oh ho! You calling the pope a heathen 😂 in front of an alleged Vatican archivist 😂 you got balls man

Mag????? THE EX WIFE?????

WHAT

WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?????? Girlie why are you in a party hosted by the ceo of the company that killed your son??????

Parker is meeeeeeeeeeee

SOPHIE 😂😂😂😂

Oh dear…..Maggie what are you doing????

SOPHIE 😂😂😂😂😂😂

It’s what….15 minutes???? jfc

Alec turned the fucking statue 💀💀💀💀💀

“Breakfast jambalaya” well now I’m hungry

YEEEEE MY PARKER/ALEC HEART

awwwwwwww he wants to talk about it 🥺🥺🥺 I’m ok T^T totally

ELIOT 💀💀💀 YOU DID NOT

Love my chaotic, smart Parker 🥰

ok, so, question: they mention that Nate’s ex-wife meets him to talk about when the priest got attacked in the Miracle Job, but now it’s like the team never met her before???? sorry it’s been awhile but I’m a little confused. Shouldn’t Sophie already know what she looks like???? Bc she made the “she’s pretty” comment here like idk sorry I’m might be overthinking this?

Lmaooooooo SOPHIE

ELIOT IS DONE LMAOOOOO

Parker don’t throw the David!!!!!

?????

Ok does the ex-wife care as in she wants to get back together or care as in “we used to love each other and while it isn’t the same now I still care for you like an old friend cares”? bc I really want option 2

Eliot why would you bring up the ex-wife again????

Sophie……girlie what are you doing???? She looks so excited and idk whether to be concerned or not

Oooooooh parents are talking

Lmao that door does not help at all, plus it has windows???? The trio’s still there this is not a private combo lol

oh shit she doesn’t know 🫢

Nate/Sophie 🥺🥺🥺🥺 why are they so soft stop it

Fuck up the company please 🙏🏻

TEXACO?????

Wait bro what’s the new plan???

Alec lmao 😂 bringing out the pen, making the pilot panic

you not a fan of heights 👀 ironic

ALEC 💀💀💀

“FAA! he’s a hardass” 😂😂😂😂

ALECCCCC WTF

BRO THE PILOTS ARE STILL THERE

My thoughts on what the pilot’s are thinking: “fucking FAA….stupid new regulations….wait, why is he putting that on his head??? What’s with that briefcase???? Who is he talking to???? What’s with the statue????….fucking FAA…”

Ah fuck it’s option 1….dammit

YEAH NATE PUNCH HIS ASS

OH SHIT

WHO WAS THAT GET THAT CAMERA AWAY

And of course this is just halfway

YES ELIOT WAIT FUCK

WHOMST

WAIT ALEC BB NOOOO HES JUST A MAN LEAVE MY MAN ALONE

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE??????

PARKER FUCK

LEAVE HIM ALONNNNNE

WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY BOY

FUCKUNG CROWLEY LOOKING DUDE BETTER NOT HARM PARKER

YES ELIOT FUCK HIM UP BREAK HIS KNEES

“I’ll come alone” fucking liar >:(

Sophie…….no girlie……..

Sterling please don’t hurt my Nate/Sophie please…..dont 🥺

He’s keeping Parker???? You bitch

Fuck 🫠 so stressed rn

Please tell me this episode isn’t over 🫠🫠🫠🫠

Ok ok not over 🥺 but still stressed

Nooooooooo Sophie/Nate please!!!!! You can’t hurt each other 🤧🤧🤧🤧 it’s not allowed!

Lmao you put it on the the edge of the roof, very classy girlie

ALEC!!!! BABY T^T

Parker should kill him, for funsies

Eliot should kill all of the lackies, for funsies as well • Hahaaaaaa so stressed

Girlie don’t you dare jump

GIRLIE WHAT

FUCK THEM ALLL UPPPPPP BOYS

I mean….they could cut the line????

Eliot you good??? Are his ribs still broke?????

Ok so episode is close to ending….everything seems well…but this is a 2-parter????

“Shouldn’t we call the police?” “You’re fired” said it like a true villain to his henchman 😎

ALEC BRO BADASS BUT STILL THE HQ????

Lmaooooo talking shit, piglet?

OHHHHHHHHH THE SHOT IS JUST LIKE THE PILOT!!!!! THEY’RE DIUNG A PARALLEL OF HOW THEY MET WHEN THEY WERE BARELY A TEAM AND NOW PRESENT TIME WHERE THEY ARE A FAMILY OH MY GOD!!!!

EVEN THE SCATTER WAS LIKE THE PILOT AHHHHHHHHHH

Final Thoughts:

[aprillikesthings]

ugh my wired headphones are still hurting my head >:(

anyway

s3 ep2 huntara

ahahah I love this one

(if you're new here: i'm rewatching She-Ra for fic-writing purposes, and live-blogging my way through them making commentary and jokes and side notes about random shit. bc this is a REwatch there are many references to later plot points)

is that the Beta Kindergarten

(man I've been making a lot of Steven Universe references in these lately, but yeah I can't look at sandstone slot canyons without thinking "hrr hrr where's Jasper")

(wait has a Jasper cosplayer actually taken photos in one of these in like Utah? a quick image search says no. damn.)

how many times did I look at this establishing shot before I realized this part of the Fright Zone is the ruins of a ginormous spaceship

ALSO "day 135"? I noted yesterday that someone working on the show said sOMEWHERE that each season is about a year and I was like "ehhhh" but I guess that's not far off.

That makes the whole catradora arc even more angsty tbh. For some reason I thought the whole show took place over like a single year or so. But FOUR OR FIVE YEARS?? they pined for each other while trying to murder each other for MULTIPLE YEARS????

awwwwww

Listen. I love this ship. I'm always weak for "complete asshole with tough act is soft for one (1) person"

(tho lemme tell you. do not actually date those dudes irl. *sigh*)

why did so many 80's cartoons have extremely unrealistic quicksand scenes tho

gdi adora

The Crimson Waste is actually just a western bar full of furries. But seriously designing the characters in the bar must've been hella fun

AAHAHAAHH Adora being so, so blatantly gay for Huntara is one of my fave things

Did they need to establish that Adora is into women? Pfft, no. Did they still decide to show us Adora being absolutely smitten on sight for an older, big, buff, badass, butchy lady? YES.

Doesn't hurt that she looks likes this lol

like it's the least subtle thing on EARTH i love it so much

oh no now I want to look up fics

18 of them are explicit. well. I'm just gonna. leave that tab open.

ADORA. YOU COCKBLOCKED HER. RUDE.

lol there's a moment where Glimmer and Bow are like "ha ha we need to talk amongst ourselves" and turns around and Adora is still just staring at Huntara with googly eyes without noticing what Bow even said and lemme tell you, I've been that fucking obvious and oblivious

Huntara literally is like "oh my god you kids are gonna end up DEAD without me. FINE." Meanwhile, Adora:

Plot plot Huntara leads them to a trap and they get hit with tranquilizer darts and dropped into a pit.

that's just a nice shot tbh

EAT SOME DAMN SOUP your girlfriend spent TIME on that

she just refuses to be afraid of him

Anyway yeah this is when we find out he's just a clone of Horde Prime the Big Baddy of the series, Hordak is a "defective" clone, he was sent to "the front lines" to die and fell through a portal into Etheria. "with nothing but a broken ship, I built an empire..." the whole point of the portal is to bring Horde Prime through, which means that's what he was doing when he tried before and ended up with A Magic Baby (Adora) instead.

The animation in the flashback is clearly inspired by Lotte Reiniger which is super cool??

Back to the Crimson Waste, they've gotten themselves out of the hole, and Adora's upset because the whole point of this mission is her getting more info about Mara with the hopes of understanding her own past better

she's RIGHT

"...at least to me..."

LISTEN TO YOUR CUTE NERDY GIRLFRIEND YOU EMO BASTARD

She makes him a nice techy exoskeleton armor thingie

that's a start but c'mon I know you can do better than that

lolol the recorder baby critter KICKS HIM in an obvious "dude really????"

look at him!!! AAHAHAH

i'm gonna go over the image limit and tumblr's gonna cut me off and make me reblog this any minute now but this episode is jUST TOO GOOD

"I like being friends with you, too" ;_;

Huntara's "friends" make fun of her for being a softie while she swings the She-Ra sword around and then Glimmer drops in wooo

yeah I know this is a fight scene but eheheheh

and then they banged

okay they kept fighting but like, c'mon

the "sword point under the chin" thing is just so good and I loved the way they did the angles here

OH SHIT I forgot Huntara had heard of She-Ra

OH HO HO HOW THE TURN TABLES

Anyway Huntara does her little speech about how she also used to be a Horde soldier but left because Hordak was such a dick to his soldiers. "you would know, you were one of us."

called THE FUCK OUT

Huntara does her little "you can't defeat the Horde alone even if you're She-Ra" and she responds with "yah I'm not alone tho"

but also that shot is unnecessarily hot

....i've hit the image limit with two minutes to spare so I went back and deleted one because

hggghh

(not gonna get into how Shadow Weaver's face-touching thing is what made Adora do it here but yeah)

Huntara tells her minions to get lost, admits that the war scared the shit out of her and that's why she ran, but she knows that's bullshit and she promises to help Adora stop the war :D and then leads them to the place they were originally looking for: the ruins of Mara's ship!

AND EPISODE OVER

(gonna...see if any of those fics are any good 👀)

[daphnebowen]

more season four episode one things

okay guys because I’m obsessed I’m rewatching season four this time actually recording things because last time I just did what I could remember. That was also from a while ago (when i originally wrote it) some stuff might be the same but do I care? No. I was gonna jump right to episode three but then I thought “am I really gonna miss ‘maybe this time’ and ‘puppy love’ for this? No.” So yeah. Here we go! FYI, most of these just might be quotes because I’m basically brain dead right now.

THE RINA CUEEEEEE and ginas proud little smile

I absolutely love Ryan’s sparkly suit

Monique, Corbin, kaycee, and Lucas sound soooo good!!! Lucas especially he is really belting

“they have been silent in the group chat” 💀 gets me every time

ms Darbus sounds the exact. same.

EW. EW. MACK IS - UGH 😑

Richard is screaming. I mean, I get it, I would too if my girlfriend was kissing someone else, but chill dude

“no boys?” Girl. Gina’s super smart. She can handle a boyfriend and worry about her future. I hate her so much.

mike 💀 RICKY PAY ATTENTION - I hope those clothes were clean~

AWWW HE HAS GINA IN A PHOTO ON HIS DESK <3

”be safe” is crazy 💀

”don’t… try not to mess that up.”

”that would have been thoughtful” he’s not slacking in the boyfriend department at all

”just kept us for us” is sooooo freakingggg sweeeeeetttt “as long as we’re an us” AHHH FIND ME A MAN LIKE RICHARD BOWEN

gina: shushing Ricky. Ricky: proceeds to make more noise on his way out of the window 🤦🏼‍♀️ what is wrong with him

kourtney and Carlos are slaying

”we need to sign him up and get him educated” girl same

Ashlyn is so lost lmao

miss Jenn gets their attention so flawlessly my teachers could never

I wanna see Richard bowen’s senior prank… 😃

theyre so disappointed about doing hsm again lmao “high school musicale?!”

the east high leopards mascot is actually so disturbing

”mentally I’m not here” lmao sameeee!

”the whole gang” mins Troy Gabriella and Sharpay as per the first five minutes of the show right?

coach literally spit while saying “America’s favorite couple”

woke. I can’t.

bart Johnson is so hyped

”if it’s Mack somebody stop me before I flirt with him” “Carlos!” “Yeah, Carlos!” Ricky is so jealous omg

”Mr bluh?”

miss Jenn looks like she’s about to pass out when Monique and Lucas walk in 😭

JESSICA IS CRAZY

poor Ricky I just want him to be happy

“if Alcatraz and 7-11 had a baby” Quinn 💀

they’re dead. The farm is heaven. Why did he say that so bluntly???? The way Gina’s face fell was so sad too

”I bet he sheds a lot” PLEASE

can I just say I think Ricky is way better looking and just way better than Mack??? Like this boy has nothing to worry about.

Kourtney turned British there for a moment lmao

gina cannot improvise holy crap

“opposites do attract” THE LOVE IN HIS EYES I CANT

HOMECOMING I CANT THEY ACTUALLY LOOK THE SAME

the fact that they made Ricky’s hair darker for the Valentine’s Day part is actually crazy

“wow” part 1

Raisenets are nasty

i wanna see kourtneys instagram like I bet it’s so cute

why the freak does Dani want to know about Ricky like hop off he’s in a very serious relationship

”WISH WE WERE CUDDLING” omg WHAT (tho tbh… that would be sooo cute. I want a spin-off of just rina. No one else. Just rina one shots irl)

[libertys-lovers]

alice in wonderland

101 dalmatians

peter pan

lady and the tramp for gamma and you??

These are definitely a lot so feel free to pick and choose which ones ya wanna answer!!

MY MAN-!!

Oh you’re just coming for my entire skeleton rn aren’t ya-

But that’s quite alright! ‘Cause I’m gonna answer every. single. one of these.

~~

Alice in Wonderland ~ Who tends to fall asleep first?: I do, definitely. Gams is very keen on staying awake so that he can keep an eye out for any sorta dangers that could happen! That and… well… he doesn’t need to sleep, but I still try to encourage him to get at least some form of rest.

101 Dalmatians ~ Who fell in love first?: That would also be me! He’d start liking me back not too terribly long afterwards tho. I think his constant treatment of me as some kind of “dame that has to be protected” sped up the process of him liking me, ngl NAKDNDK. But like… I’m not complaining 👀

Peter Pan ~ Favorite photo of him?:

This is the shot of him ever! Look at how smug he looks! How silly he looks! The goofy ass pose he’s doing!! I’m gonna snatch him out of the air and drown him in affection istg-

Lady and the Tramp ~ How have we changed over the course of our relationship?: Let’s see… I think Gamma’s started valuing his life a bit more. Not that he didn’t see himself as worthwhile, ‘cause he knows he’s important & will happily share that fact! But he used to be so content at the idea of throwing his life away for others; nowadays I think he’s more keen on living for others. He’s come to the understanding that he can’t keep protecting people if he’s dead, and I am eternally grateful for that 🙏.

As for me… it’s kinda hard for me to describe how I’ve changed. See, in most relationships, I’ve felt the need to be a giver rather than a receiver; it’s something I genuinely enjoy doing of course, but lately with him I’ve been getting more adjusted to the fact that I can be a receiver too. This man spoils me, a lot, and I always feel bad ‘cause I wanna repay him. But he denies that I have to; he wants to spoil me and he enjoys doing it, so I can just relax. It’s definitely not as drastic as a change as his, but it’s a change I suppose, lolol.

…I mean, I absolutely still get him back, but I feel less bad when I can’t, ya know?

~ 🏵️ Lavie 🏵️

[popthebop]

me and my siblings were talking about this actually, we were playing around with Inferkit and Craiyon. and we were talking about how the ai doesn’t actually understand anything and are the equivalent to monkeys on typewriters because really that’s what it is, they don’t understand what a circle is or a square they are just blindly guessing. 

they might have pattern recognition, but they don’t understand what they are recognising. like a blind, deaf, can’t feel or touch, mute, newborn babies. at least other types of animals have senses they can rely on. not ai, how can they understand when they can't feel, sense anything.

we are trading off people who understand how to do things, how to think and feel. for essentially Blind, deaf, mute, can’t touch or feel anything newborns. 

craiyon basically mashes screen-shots, photos and try’s it’s hardest to make something. but it doesn’t, it doesn’t understand. that art is about feelings and senses, not just how it looks. its about how you feel, not anything else.

like, they are quite literally babies. in every sense of the word, they don’t understand poison is poisonous, they don’t understand fire is hot, they don’t understand ANYTHING. 

they are quite literally you are what you eat, (random photos and art, devoid of context.) like they don’t fucking know what sexism or racism is. they are legit babies, like they don’t understand shit. 

and you put the most easily manipulated type of people in charge, children basically. (like ????????? BROO, why does everyone want to kill privacy? and artists owning their own shit? fucking capitalism. and corpatism.)

like legit the ai just steals other peoples work and mashes it together to get something new yes, but it doesn’t want to make something new. it’s trying to do what you said, exactly word for word. when it doesn’t understand words, or tone, or stories. 

it's just sad, I”M FEELING MATERNAL OVER A GODAMN PROGRAM. 

like poor things they are just, misguided. used to farther a agenda they don’t understand, :( they are just trying to please us. :(

I don’t know, man. this is just how I feel about the whole “Ai automation” thing, the fuckers won’t even automate dangerous jobs. like that’s the whole fucking point of this shit, to make things safer. not, take away one of the second most important things humanity has. Art.

(we have been doing art for as long as we’ve been human, why take away such an intrinsic thing to humanity? haven’t we lost enough?)

I don’t know, they just want to use the Ai to kill everyone I guess? 

I'm already sad as fuck that privacy is dead, why take away art?

arg, I like really want to parent the weird ai. :(

Why am I like this.

I love your OG post so much tho, it's great! :)

Hey, do y’all remember how Tencent said they were developing faceID AI to identify people in riots, and then they suddenly created an AI art generator to turn your selfies into anime?

Do y’all remember that time that someone discovered facial recognition cameras couldn't see through Juggalo makeup, then Facebook had a fun “see what you'd look like with Juggalo makeup” thing, and then facial recognition cameras could suddenly see through Juggalo makeup?

Do y’all remember how, on Twitter, Elon started a tirade against artists who ask for credit when their art is reposted, and he suddenly he created one of the first big art AI programs?

Do y’all remember how AI destroyed the field of freelance translation, despite the inferiority of the machine translations, because companies didn’t care about the quality of the translations? They just wanted it done for free?

Do y’all know how companies will see a lot of money going into a New Tech Thing (like, say, AI art apps) and will jump to try and implement that New Tech Thing into their tech? For example, how it felt like every big company and celebrity had an NFT to sell?

Just wondering.

[chameleon-on-lsd]

Hawaii Five-0 seasons 3-10 liveblogging

I started watching again this year after stopping in season 3. Some thoughts:

- Lou has such laugh out lines. „Stop, hammer time! *lifts arms*“ after opening a door and socking a person is great

- Jerry getting his badge was sweet

- Aunt Debbys whole saga :‘(

- THEY FUCKING OBLITERATED A GUY WITH A MISSILE MEANT FOR A COMMERCIAL AIRPLANE!! wild

- Lou‘s kid is so sweet in the Chigaco episode

- McGarretts whole thing with only hiring Junior after police training makes sense if you‘d look at it isolated but after all his other hires and Adam‘s only deal being ‚you were Yakuza, that seems enough knowledge‘ is wild (and being given a gun by Steve lmao)

- second lmao: Junior‘s reaction to yakuza!Adam reveal being like ‚badass!‘ (and shoutout to Chi‘s outtake with „why don‘t you get some pompoms and go ‚yakuza! Yakuza!‘“ 😂)

- I understand why Grace and Daniel left but it being so abrupt and then the hacker dude Toast getting a whole goodbye and flashback scene was.. rude

- Adam about Junior „He‘s a whole adult.“ Steve: „he‘s a whole navy seal.“ so you agree that you also shouldn‘t be considered an adult

- Nahele‘s whole story and there still being so much they coulda done

- Lou: ‚I guaren-damn-tee you‘

- Kono‘s travel oddyssey with the traditional boat was heartwrenching but you cannot tell me that they didn‘t just slap terrible grey hair spray on the actress for Kono‘s mom

- alternate universe!Danno in hawaiian shirt was a whole mood

- I do not like Steve‘s blonde girlfriend and Danny‘s blonde is at least prettier but still hilarious that he cannot say I Love You to her because ‚it has to mean something‘ while he slings it around with Steve

- of course they share a liver now.

- Uncle Steve with Danny‘s kids is so sweet (like the race car bed saga)

- loved the hairdresser turned counsellor court story for Sang Min

- lmao Steve suddendly doing air races after being shot at in his last plane is *something*

- Han!actor in that scene!!!

- love the random sports players turning up and someone being like ‚omgggg they‘re not gonna believe! Take a photo with me??‘ and it‘s mostly people you‘d never heard of

- I love Danny‘s nephew Eric and all the interactions he has

(- I like Scott‘s hand tattoos)

- 8.8. Jerry: ‚I feel the need. The need for Steve‘ … ‚I just said that out loud‘ (after a top gun-y scene)

- insane way of new girl and her brother just walking away from their home after she got home, to go eat, while every light is on, there‘s a tv in the garden??, door probably unlocked. Wild

- cgi is still bad in season 8 👍🏻

HOLY SHIT JERRY!HAIRCUT. It looks so wrong 😂

- hahaha of course a dead woman has connections to Adam, gotta bring him in more somehow (and of course it‘s a bioweapon)

- the zoom and enhances they do is SO out of control

- „seven minutes since infection“ is so dramatic a scene introduction

- „what‘s the matta with you? What are you, nuts?“ is my FAVORITE danny catchphrase

- the future imagining of the restaurant?? With all the h50 fam pictures like chin and ‚his‘ kid and kono and adam?? Cries a lot. Also steve talking more jersey bc it‘s probably danny's dream? Adorable

IT‘S BECAUSE HE GOT SHOT?? fml

- bahahahaha junior and tani flirting and the dad‘s just being like 🤨 tf. Like guys, you flirt like this literally all the time

- 😭😭 future danny at grace‘s wedding day. Bahahaha Lou‘s grandad moustache. Kills me. And it‘s So badly glued on

- future Charlie being in the police and Junior with his fro and married bliss with tani??! Fucking kill me, adorable. Bahahahaha the fully transparent future!phones tho. And tani being THE CAPTAIN!!!! Cute

- oh kono and adam are stil married in s8 right? i know they divorce apparently. Bc his future baby scene was cute

- THE OLD MAN SCENE IS NOT THE END OF s10? How bad is the real ending then???? The old man bickering 😭 help I love them so much. And they love each other 😭

- s8e11. I love how the kid is adr‘d. They picked a real shitty kid actor for charlie. It’s so baaad 😂 like better than replacing the kid suddendly I guess but my dude, train him a lil bit I guess?

- what the fuck is that christmas story about santas killing people, danny. The oxcygen loss did sometime to your brain my guy.

- i love the ‚i gotta call you back‘ and hanging up trope. Like, give some kind of indication what‘s happening and how bad it is.

- jorge garcia singing is always good. Also his ‚it‘s nice to be desired sometimes‘ (about singing the female part of a ‚baby it‘s cold outside‘ w alexa)

- jerry geeking out with the comms veteran guy is so cute 🥺

- and danny teaching charlie about fingerprints etc is so cute 🥺

- „my phone don‘t do pictures.“ Fucking Evan Kelmp ass motherfucker 😂😂

- I feel like they really ramped up the super close-up shots of people‘s faces in s8 and it‘s… not a good choice

- bahahhahaha the guy‘s coming to get Tani‘s gangster ex being the most fucking gangsta dudes ever with fucking cigars in mouth and holding two guns out with straight arms is fucking hilarious

- lmao 8.14. Danny drops ‚fake news‘ and ‚alternative facts‘ within a minute, sheesh the carbon dating of that 😂

- also 8.13. Chi is an amazing actor and it was devasting (especially after laughing about his ‚tiny heiny‘ comment to his kid earlier in the episode)

- Steve really just does continue to call Danny ‚Danny Williams‘ while he‘s standing right next to him huh (refers to him as such to Junior after D makes a stupid observation)

- ‚„quid pro quo“, that‘s latin for ‚buy some shrimp, get names“‘ lol kamekona

- lmao of course Danny has an uncle called Vito. Who looks like he has a cross necklace shaped scar??

- adam going tokio drift up in this bitch

- junior‘s nickname being ‚junes‘?? Adorable

- d‘aww tani and junior undercover as parents xD and McDanno being like ‚ya see this chemistry? They could be married!‘ guys, stones and glass houses

- eric taking the ‚family‘ photos 😂 „c‘mon guys you‘re in love!“ „we‘re not in love, we‘re married“ lmao

- also she looks good in that grey/black striped tshirt

- also also FUCKING RUDE that the kids get to go undercover as couple after like 1 season and mcdanno never fucking got to. Big sigh. You know, the ‚they‘re so married‘ guys? Grow some balls showrunners. Thank god fanfiction writers exist

- the yakuza boss‘s black floral shirt is very pretty

- what a surprise, vito is a scumbag (aka connected to the guy that tried to kill danny, not just all his other sleaze lol)

- also the commitment of danny saying ‚love you‘ and fist bumping after having a speech about how nuclear death is preferable to being stuck with the crew after surviving

- I hate how Danny‘s character is evolving. He‘s always been grumpy but now I feel like he‘s barely in any policing scenes and is just annoyed about the restaurant or sniping at the others for different stuff

- awwwwwww barber guy doing law!

- Jersey!Danny (or cop days, idk when it was set) in leather jacket!!! … oh wow he was seeing her (the domestic abuse victim). Also does he still have blondie girlfriend??

- „I‘m the guy that‘s been sleeping with your wife! *shitass grin*“ danny lol

- lmao Tani and Junior on beat day. But also just bullying a kid about having to paint over graffiti 😂

- Lou about Steven driving to the other/wrong side of the road to cut off Adam‘s CI „what was wrong with that side of the road??“

- adam‘s old challenger rt? noice

- lol adam has a sister? I missed where that was set up. But also her henchmen are hot. And she fucking killed the fbi agent?? Also wearing some killer high heels. Oooooh yeah the familial dna match on the killed guy

- kittens!! (Old hitman that knew John has two cats)

- s8e20: I just saw the text preview and ‚catherine rollins returns‘ ??? N O. W H Y.

- Also congrats adam on your first CI dying/being killed. Lol adam is done?? He didn‘t even really get started (oooh he wants to go to the mainland for kono. Uhm, guess that doesn‘t go well with the impending divorce?)

- catherine is still the hottest of the girlfriends.

- „i got someone there [in hawaii] who can help me“ bold fucking claim ya lil shit. Someone you walked out on and all over two fucking times

- lmao Lou *mouthing* WHY IS SHE HERE? also. ‚Girl you trippin‘ 😂 he is so suspicious of her, love it.

- that is a fully different dog in the Junior running scene. Also. Did you see anyyyyone here, conserve your energy my guy instead of yelling. Stop throwing rocks at eddy??

- „look at how mature we are right now“ guys. Please. Why

- has junior lost his fucking mind? Why is he taking selfies and training? The dehydration and delusionment set in quick I guess. Your phone is about to die my guy

- seriously was scott caan off filming something else during this season?? Miss that lil angry guy

- british intelligence guy is back?? Didn‘t he die hmm

- fast & furious franchise mention!

- danny is back! And he already suspects adam of killing his sister, nice. YES and they go see MI5 guy. Danny‘s face when he sees him is… quite something

- oh. Oh no. Danny. Don‘t look at the young blonde like that.

- Harry is so hot. Lmao danny eating his son‘s animal crackers. Of course danny is the style icon help here 😂

- love how the photographer thought harry was hitting on him

- god Harry is really just a stand in for james bond. And it‘s fucking great. Love that guy. In all his wet wet glory

- why is jerry at a clinic working? Also my god that was a gruesome shot (guy digging fork fullyyyy into his arm flesh). Ooooh he‘s doing UC work

- lmao mcgarrett getting a kite out of a tree. And the kid staring at him like he‘s a god

- ‚this is a guy that‘d rather read a mosquito its rights than swatting it‘ lmao Lou. Poor Duke 🥲

- lmao the scene with the vet checking out steve. Checking out in more ways than one. Also „I rev a little higher than most“. Lol. And danny walzing in staking his claim

- STEVE CAN READ CHINESE? Casual.

- „WOAAAH he speaks! *shit eating grin*“ I love lou. (After a suspect didn‘t speak the whole time)

- it only took 8 seasons and 23 episode for steve to say to danny ‚hey take your shirt off‘ (to fight a chinese triad boss‘ son). and danno‘s „Don‘t touch me, ever in life“

- god damn scott is hot. Jesus christ. His pecs are there to be grabbed

- steve doesn‘t wanna live alone. And junior notices. Cries a lot.

- „this bout to be the Shining up in here again if ya don‘t get to the point“ more good Lou lines

- holy shit the guy the medical examiner pulled is hot AF

- junior is being deployed? Wasn‘t he kicked? (Ah I guess ‚the reserves’ explains that…) Also mcgarrett has balls of steel and junior has a hard on for that

- fully armed seals coming outta water scene is pretty sick. Damn and full on camo face paint

- damn joe white is looking baaad. But junior in action mode is 👌🏻

- hey the cgi got better. That missile explosion was actually nice

- s8e25: NAHELE!!! But also, danny without beard looks so weird.

- dannys way of exiting the conversation with ‚alright I‘m gonna go kill myself‘ is so relateable

- mcgarett showing off the military flag alphabet thing. Nice

Danny „steve! Steve! He wanted to name the restaurant Steve‘s, I‘ll do it now in his memory 🙄“ xD

- also love how they have active military there and some guy (steve) goes to meet enemies (rogue sub full of russians)

- love the putin photo in the background of the russian official guy. And in earlier seasons the american president was just alluded to vaguely

- tani to lou: ‚hey uncle‘ lou: 'oh you talkin to me?!‘ ‚the locals use it as a sign of respect‘ ‚i know when someone is saying I‘m old‘ ‚well, you aare old. But I was being respectful about it 🥺‘

- wht the actual NOOOOOOOO WO FAT????? What the actual fuck is the opening scene of season 9. oh. That is. Marginally better but still doesn‘t explain the whole alien tech setup. What the kink shit is going on. That is. So disturbing. Steve. How did you get into this.

- hell yeah shirtless boxing danny in the opener. And their hero shot after the russian villa. Nice

- „#offended #WomenCanDigToo“ lmao tani

- jesus the dead guy looked like Harry for a second. Thank god it‘s some other dude

- danny‘s hair is weird in this season. It looks lighter? And maybe because the sides are shaved more again

- „this place got more traffic than kanye‘s twitter feed“ yikes 😂

- love how steve‘s like ‚gonna infiltrate that enemy boat. Not like younger me doing seal shit but a secret new thing‘ aka just appearing undercover as a worker??? How??? What?!

- junior is starting off the season with some good outfits (black/white flower short sleeve shirts are my weakness)

- there‘s some interesting lighting choices, mostly as in ‚it‘s very obvious we are filming something‘ light

- lol of course his old agent hook-up is the mole. Danny you have terrible taste for suggesting women for steve

- that leader dude is a good villain because he is creepy as shiiiiit. Cool thanks, totally wanna watch the cocoon scene again

- danny worried about his boy 😭

- steve fighting in the red latex suit is very britney spears of him. Lmao and the slowmo in this fight. Really going for it huh.

- danny‘s need to touch to comfort and ground steve 😭 also ‚it‘s gonna need more than a brain scrub to forget you pal‘.

- another fucking wild opening of a guy assaulting a dude, strapping him to himself with a harness, blowing the door of a doubledecker airplane and jumping from it

- junior to the dog: „i know, i hate it when mom and dad argue too“ danny to steve: „well don‘t just stand there and be handsome, say something!“ (after accusing him if being boring). I can‘t with these two

- 9.2. the scene with tani and the captain in the academy?? Woooffff the tension??? Fuck me up. „You were the best damn student I ever had“ „you‘re a rule breaker miss rey. But that is not the way I do things“ just bend her over the desk holy shit (i‘m so sorry. Not)

- TIL that it‘s called ‚helo‘ and not ‚heli‘ in army jargon. From COD fanfics and from Junior. Why tho?

- „if you told me you were an undercover spy I‘d believe you. They got everyone and their mamma on they payroll“ more good lou lines. And „who do you think you‘re talking to? I‘m the police! That‘s what we do“

- it seems like it took a long time for h50 to do a heatwave episode. Rookie did one real quick. including the ‚heatwaves spike anger‘ fun fact

- JUNIOR SAT BUTT ASS NAKED (in a henley) IN TANIS CHAIR AND THEN she walks in a bikini, of course he fucking can‘t get up and follow her

- „i‘m supposed to be a silent partner here. Maybe you two should try it“ (kamekona at mcdannos bickering). Also, can I just say that danny constantly sipping on his insulated water bottle being brought up as plot point is conjuring ideas and I‘m not sure what the actual canon is gonna do with it.

- lou playing golf with dog the bounty hunter is something. But something even more is dog‘s tits in his ice bath.

- lmao tani‘s impression of danny.

- jerry smashing a bottle of milk over a guy‘s head and it splashing at the camera to fully cover the screen white was.. sure an effect

- why oh why are tani and junior walking back to the station IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET. There‘s perfectly good sidewalks on both sides

- „i like to live on the edge“ junior about eating a cone with scoops of choco ice cream and fruit sorbet

- lou and the poor golf caddy boy certainly have some scenes

- the pins on ME noelani‘s jacket lapels!!! Cute

- is it an official thing to cross your heart instead of saluting to pay respects? (Re the jerry and junes mission to bring the dead soldier home)

- season 9 and a trans vic? But also the instant switch of lou to using female pronouns? Good

- lmaaooo the other victim‘s husband and wife photograph has a super photoshopped head on the guy 😂

- „did ya get a groupon?“ (danny about a guy only spending 2k on a contract killer 😂)

- yes it‘s very military propaganda but junes‘ speech at the school was actually nice

- „i didn‘t leave my mom‘s basement for months“ jerry, you never did that anyways my guy

- what?? A car just standing there, with the radio on, runs out of gas? And not battery juice?? What was the logic there?

- omg lil kid!jerry at camp

- eric episode!!! He‘s so pretty (i need to start watching that actor’s + brothers podcast)

- creppy children‘s drawing! Nice

- the facts that adam!actor is still in the main credits…

- eric: „OH MY GOD. No service..“ poor baby

- I love how he uses ths screen of his phone as flashlight for the map instead of the.. yknow.. the flashlight

- lmao noelani coming to help their search. They‘re so nerdy

- i love how steve and junes are doing the interrogation of a child. Instead of… danny.. that has a daughter. Because once again, scott is nowhere to be seen. What was he doing these seasons??

- I hate that lady actor. She is a) not good b) looks creepy bc I maybe recognize her from smth

- also wow jerry‘s haircut just looked a lot like majima‘s 😂 with the buzzed back and longer flop over it

- WHAT THE FUCK THERE‘S AN ACTUAL FERAL CHILD??? I guess that‘s better than a ghost or a hallucination of the kid but goddamn that was creepy

- the fucking scooby doo ness of their whole camp cabin adventure is hilarious. Okay there *actually* is a creppy axe guy.

- a yes. Rain wet cabins, clearly amazing material to go up in flames

- the solutions for the last two murders have been done so quick

- lou: „shh, he‘s sleeping“ (after knocking out a guy that tried to flee)

- omg tani‘s face after the traumatized lil girl speaks again (to give her a drawing)

- captain keo my beloved. Go screw sense into her pls

- „air boss“ and „mini boss“ ?? That‘s the actual position names for an aircraft carrier overseer?!

- season 9 cgi/green screen tech? Still not great but better

- eyyyyyyy duke is back to work!

- is adam back in town? WOAH what the fuck happened to him. I guess the divorce happened?? 😂 you look like shit brother

- also a fucking rude ending for kono (and by extension grace. ‚We‘re not paying you and your character is a bitch that only cares about her job (that is saving girls from prostitution)‘).

- „i‘m not taking any orders from you“ „the only thing I‘m ordering this afternoon is a cab“ top tier banter lmao

- danny! A rare treat these days

- whewww… tani telling steve that adam‘s back and doing bad turns into an invitation to 5-0? Great. That‘s not gonna make her feel like shit

- okay she also gave the anonymous tip, good. Did she also put the gun back?

- also, you know what I‘m surprised about? That baby *actually* looks tiny. Not like b99 or rookie where they shit out a child and it looks a year old instantly

- NOOOOOOOOOOOO. STEVE? YOU AND WARREN?! FUCKING NO. I hate it. (They went go get a drink after the conclusion)

- lmao adam? I really can‘t tell if he‘s lying about the gun being planted in the first place or not

- s9e7 it‘s the 200th episode and their restaurant opens? 🥹 this can only go well…….

- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 40s OPENING? Do you have that running in your restaurant? WTHA IS THIS OPENING MUSIC? Is that.. the orignal? Or the funky jazz version?

- lmao, that was supposed to be steve‘s grandfather? You know steve and his dad don‘t even look that much alike

- „it was dark and over quickly. Like my first marriage“ old timey danny is great

- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 40s!junior fucking kills me with the fucking accent. WHAT IS THAT? it‘s like jersey gangster mixed with hawaiian gangster (and he‘s playing a surf instructor)

- also, how do we convey the 40s of it all with not just the clothing and cars? Make everything sepia toned and let them all smoke cigs (and just give 40s!steve an oral fixation)

- „this beauty looks like a walking pool table“ (about a henchman) more good 40s!danny lines

- „This handsome thing here is my partner“ , challenge ‚steven!coded people stop calling your partner handsome“ - fails instantly

- the fucking old timey music cues are killing me

- omg and jerry!character being a cop. Bless jorge

- fucking looney tunes car chase

- lmao at them using magnifyng glasses instead of having zoom and enhance tech

- jesus the 40s!tani and adam characters. THE MUSTACHE. Whyyyyyy. Is this foreshadowing for adam being a baddie lol

- „steven, we could use the bathroom or something“ what??? What did you just say?!

- 40s!tani is fucking loving that role. Also not selling it.

- captain!lou!! „I‘ll ask the twos of yous a question“ kill me

- steve: „this case got me thinking what I really wanna be doing with my time“ SIR. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?????? Okay, just that he wants to stay a cop and not run the restaurant. (Which also doesn‘t make sense to me why he apparently *leaves* in the last episode, but we still have almost two seasons to go to that…). And just danny‘s „if you‘re out, i‘m out“. Ride or fucking die man

- thanksgiving at the grover house!!!

- NAHELE!!!!!!!!! Still sad that he never got to live with mcgarret but some rando army kid did (aka junes). Junior had family (granted a family that didn‘t want to see him) . Who did nahele have huh??

- also what fucking sport is this? Tag football or smth?

- weeLPPPP danny is in jersey. Makes sense but even less screentime for lil angry guy

- ……..adam is just here, working now? It‘s fine that his house got searched? They‘re just okay with that?

- lou‘s kid grew up handsome! Bless

- is that nick offerman??? Also lmao adam playing shy and just going ‚konichiwa 🙂‘ as UC work

- lou and his big brother‘s apology scene 😭 and him getting a job at steve‘s 😭

- (fun fact: i‘m working on a mcdanno+harry langford fic atm and I might even post it??)

- the banker had the sister killed in order to frame adam?? Wow. „Yakuza justice or five 0 justice“ 😂😂 yeah wtf do you choose here, both sucks

- wow vigilante justice for suspected drug transactions? Damn dude. Cool outfit bro (kinda honest)

- „gangs now use emoji codes for threats. Scissors = I‘m gonna cut you“ lmao real grandpa explaining ‚lol‘ vibes from you tani

- how tall is junior compared to danny? Still taller right? Because he looks small next to steve

- „sounds like my next mother in law“ what the fuck danny?

- THE COMIC ART RETELLING OF THE TAKE DOWN OFF THE PERP????? help, jerry you freaking dork

- aw charlie‘s actor finally learned to talk better. „Hey what‘s up there mini D?“ bless ya steve

- what‘s up with alex‘s eyes being so bloodshot all the time?

- danny is touring colleges with grace on the mainland. Of course he is. That man has PTO out the whazzoo

- what the fuck is this fluffy vest that steve is wearing?

- god joe white actor be looking olldddd. Also kinda like my grandpa….

- german perp: „you must bring me to a hospital“ lou: „nein. the only thing I must do is stay black and *die*“

- steve: „what are you, nuts?!“ glad he picked that up from danny. Also the buddy shouting ‚who‘s your daaaaddy‘ after bringing guns 😂

- (welp just spoiled myself that joe white dies and steve stays in montana)

- uff joe telling steve to ‚find someone‘ and not wait. Excuse me, he has his perfect match, they‘re just both stubborn asses (and not canon yadda yadda)

- WHO BRINGS AN RPG TO A GUN FIGHT. Rude

- lou calling the german dude „Papa“ (because he‘s using the guy‘s son as leverage)

- …what family does steve now have left? Sister and niece? That‘s it? Whooff (joe was basically dad 2.0)

- yeah put a fucking guy with a gsw and internal bleeding on a fucking HORSE. That’s not gonna jostle shit around at all…..

- through my tears: glad that steve also copied ‚what‘s the matta with you?‘ from danny.

- yes i‘m fucking bawling from this. Cool cool. „Have you ever seen a sunset like this?“ … cries more thinking about that would pop into steve‘s head in the future when he sees the sun going down

- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. CATHERINE? FUCK OFFFFFFFFF.

- nice to see that steve went awol for a month to… torture a guy…. Good ol‘ army tactics. God bless america

- eyyyy junior gets to join the task. Hooyah brother. And who the fuck is this old dude?

- who the fuckkkkk is this pilot

- i like catherine‘s fluffy vest, would wear

- JESUS STEVEEEEE. Daydreaming about fucking the CIA deviant? While sitting next to your ex.

- „he‘s avenging his father. I woulda done the same thing“. Steve. You literally are.

- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. HARRY!!!!! (I thought he would show up soon but then I checked again and thought it would be way later but here he fucking is!!!!!!!)

- ….. CATHERINE AND STEVE UNDERCOVER AS MARRIED COUPLE? Eff offf. Danny‘s super unenthusiasthic ‚mazeltov‘ is all I have to add to that. And lol at steve‘s ‚I do‘ while looking at harry

- sigh, catherine cleans up nice, „steven you look absolutely magnificent in that tux“ danny: „kissass“

- „don‘t be a caveman darling“ lmao steve‘s partners calling him caveman.

- oh wow junes as server

- wOW, that zoom and enhance was outrageous

- harry with thigh holster? And being his badass bond self? Yes please

- I just fucking burst out laughing WHAT is steve‘s COAT. Wasn‘t the fluffy vest enough? Now he has a fukcing ikea monkey ass coat?

- „find youself a good woman, a boring hobby and first chance you get, retire“ everyone has great advice for steve huh

- cries. I do like steve/catherine if it wasn‘t for all her fucking betrayal

- grace episode?? .. hellloooooo shirtless danno. God he‘s hot

- my god, his ex has a horrible haircut. Also „stan bought grace a car“ …. Didn‘t stan and rachel divorce? Or was that the thing where therapy worked? I‘m so confused with this family

- cries in steve going to the hospital to danny

- „mr and mrs williams“ …. ??

- rachel is so fucking annoying.

- he brought her her favorite sweatshirts of his?? „I was surprised you didn‘t take this in the divorce“ ?? Danny you fucking sap

- „bitch you‘ll pay for what you did“ love the dialogue progression of this so it just sounds like steve says this to a teenage girl instead of reading her text back to her

- stop apologizing to rachel, danny. She‘s so damn terrible and danny is way too good. She‘s so fucking manipulating and danny constantly has to say ‚don‘t do that/don‘t say that‘ because she‘s trying some goddamn tactic to get her will.

- cries, young danny and gracie 😭 i bet some of these are bts photos

- fuck you rachel, stop kissing his temple

- god fuck offfff can we stop with danny/rachel. Christ he‘s such a fucking sap, he made the dish for their first date and that‘s why it‘s on the menu??? Bby

- lmao steve coming to grace‘s rescue from mother hen steve

- „there‘s no plan“ „so you‘re just freestyling? Like relationship jazz?“ wtf steve 😂

- junes has a home??? Ah helping his parents. Wow his dad is a bitchhhhh

- oh woooowwww, they‘re going in one of those fucking mini subs that imploded? Cool

- i love steve‘s and junior‘s little hoyaah handshake before he goes off

- wow we went into straight up computer game graphics for this scene huh. That was… something

- what the fuck is going on on this underwater station. That‘s a fucking horror movie.

- aw gay counselor/therapist and gay kiddo. Also conversion therapy as topic.

- lol what the fuck, jerry got blown up by a computer rigged with bombs (he‘s fine)

- alex has a ring tattoo? Well he has two dots on his left ring finger

- wheewwww vigil for the counselor guy also got me fucking crying.

- 😐 fucking rachel staying at danny‘s. Fuck off. Oh is that where he goes to steve‘s house later because his gets water damage?

- jesus fucking christ I hate all the reminiscing that rachel is doing, she‘s so gross. I fucking DARE them to fuck -.- the fucking sex music cue to cut to them playing yatzy was also smth. Not anytjing I enjoyed

- lmao jerry saving a life with webmd open

- tani is so sweet with kids. But also very aggressive when confronting perps

- lmao steve going to check up on danny after that night. And then demanding pancakes from danny.

- aw adam moving into a flat. And hanging a photo with the lads lmao (lou and jerry). Actually the funniest part of that was him trying to hang a big painting, not liking it, hanging the friends photo which was consierably smaller and at the scene with the party it‘s just another big painting 😂

- aww adam is learning sign language. For a random homeless guy? „This is my favorite kind of sandwich. Free“ 😂

- lmao a murder at a mermaid experience and the woman is an MLM leader. Also tani being super excited abt the mermaid thing

- tani teaching junes about ‚trolling‘ 😂

- I should not be watching tv when I‘m on my period and moody. Tani‘s story sbout swimming and her dad almost made me cry

- „death thy name is smoothie“ (jerry about finding poison that had been put into a smoothie)

- it is rude that adam considers 5-0 his family. What about kono? She dead to them?

- cries. Why is everything making me cryyyyy

- junes getting tani a mermaid tail!!!! Cries a lot. „I‘m not worthyyyyy of this!!!“ „i‘m about to crush mermaid camp!“ they are very adorable together

- love that the bank robbers are wearing the fucking skull balaklavas. Been thinking about them since ghost

- and tani is wearing a snakeskin print shirt lmao. Majima much

- big yikes junior. Killed the baby daddy of his ex while trying to help him. And got bitch slapped for it

- we‘re meeting danny‘s old fucking mother-in-law?! Fuck offf with all this goddamn rachel + family stuff

- why is she doing a fake french/german accent? „Sumsing terrible has happened“. Now it‘s bad posh english thrown in

- „my job is to stand there, be handsome and say nothing“ (paraphrased) lol steve

- lol her security was called Gavin (or Kevin) she says it weird. Insert bird noise joke

- and steve also gets a „kissass“ from danny

- of course rachel‘s mother is a fucking bitch. Apple doesn‘t fall far from the tree. And of course she writes romance novels

- yay more UC work for the kids. „i‘m pretty sure that guy thinks I‘m gay“ yes you‘ve been chatting up guys in a gym my guy

- help my potential for shame got filled within 2 seconds of tani‘s dance class

- „you my friend are more than adequate“ steve what a way with words you have to encourage danny

- yeah no show, you‘re not managing to redeem his mother-in-law. Motherfucker, she wants them to be togther???!!? Fuck offffffffff. Fuck right offfff. They‘re so goddamn bad for eachother. Jesus fucking christ

- a guy got his hawaiian shirt stolen off his back that‘s worth 5k?!

- the art forger guy is… so unpleasant

- boy, what a reveal that junes‘ dad is an amputee. Guess makes sense why he didn‘t want junior to go serve

- lol junior knows an arms dealer. That is foremost a junkie.

- young Duke!! And young McGarretts!!! Aw super preggers Doris

- lmao a swipe transition with Steve‘s dad to him was really funny. Wow and more wild transitions. They‘re really doing for it this episode

- why is 2010!Danny so…. Meek

- lmao does this gun connect all of 5-0‘s stories? 😂 also, what an ugly fucken red leather couch (at tani‘s or her bf‘s place)

- the fucking transitions are killing me, like cutting around a person and swiping that away then

- „quantum level interconnected creepy“ you say it jerry. „We‘re linked to all of them!“ dundunduuuuuun 😂

- d‘aww john saves duke‘s life.

- wow steve and duke are just going to california.

- Mr Pickles flashback! Good cat.

- lmao the owner left steve, danny and the drug dealer in her will. Lol they got the cat figurines. And the cat is up for grabs. Lmao steve petting the cat through the carrier while driving.

- lol love how Adam is grossed out by shrimp. Breakfast shrimp burritos??? Lou, I am judging you for that

- also bless men talking about mental health and support with eachother

- 🥺🥺🥺🥺 steve holding mr pickles. And just hooking his jaw over his lil head. THE SAME WAY HE DOES WITH PEOPLE bc he‘s always taller

- awwww tani asking junes to be her date for a friend‘s wedding.

- lmao steve befuddled when a perp goes ‚whoa slow your roll, bro‘ to him

- …. DID EDDY MURDER THE CAT (he didn‘t but like. Wtf)

- 9.22 noelani what have you gotten into??

- lmaaooooo tani using the fucking microsoft photo editing a photo for junes (as a gift for his dad)

- of course adam is friends with the daughter of the head of the yakuza (and she got engaged and almost married with an undercover fbi agent). I really like the boss tho

- also love how the yakuza boss doesn‘t have any security at his home??? And adam drives up with a corvette lol. Lives in an apartment but has multiple cars 👌🏻 (assuming he‘d still have his oldtimer)

- yeah adam mr „I got free from the yakuza“ you also murdered your own brother and have no family left

- sheesh the yakuza boss is so hot. Also lol him fully expecting adam to get back into the yakuza and having a drink ready for him then

- 9.23. the gang talking about how mary is staying at a aribnb and not steve‘s house for a visit and how crowded it‘s there already. Danny: „maybe you should stop adopting animals. *looks at junior* no disrespect.“ „aah i‘m just happy to be here 😊“

- aww uncle lou trying to help tani out 😂

- lol tani to danny bc it‘s steve‘s day off: „look at you, forced to drive your own car“

- „he‘s here to talk about statistics?!“ „yeah and he ended up becoming one“ lou with the good lines again

- sure, junes just scaling a loose dirt wall

- goddamn tani looks good in her wedding party outfit. And they‘re so cute dancing togther 🥺 also could not be me, I only hit the dance floor at 2 am waasted. Their slow danceeee 🥹🥹🥹 bbys

- AAAAAAAAAAAH season 1 mcdanno. Eyoo eric‘s actor‘s brother

- (junior in his navy sailor outfit in the credits is very cute)

- „whatchu gonna do about it officer?“ „first of all, I‘m a captain“ 😂 (lou‘s bro and him)

- lol the microsoft sponsorship is still going stroooong. Tani just chatting to cortana

- i‘m gonna have to rewatch the first episode once I finished the series. And I‘m just gonna be screaming the whole damn time

- steve is SO annoyed with the hacker guy, „the face is so punchable“ 😂

- the kids doing a hot pursuit! And tani!actor going all in with the fake driving 😂 sis this ain‘t mario cart

- another rpg? Jesus christ. And they full flipped the car through a wooden structure. Yaaay steven to the rescue

- junior in a suit! And of course he‘s the bigger man and doesn‘t insist on arguing against parole for the guy that killed his sister

- wow and of course aaron wright played them once again. Aaah this will be their season 9 showdown, gotcha. Makes a good opponent I guess

- „there’s a lot of things I don’t like about you […] the angrier you are, the faster you walk, what‘s the matta with you, slow down“ danno pls

- whew still emotional about joe‘s death. For a guy I didn‘t even like

- oh aaron, you and your chapstick shiny lips and sculpted eyebrows.

- i was gonna ask where the fuck adam woke up, but yknow, makes sense that it‘s at tamikos place

- i wanna see yakuza boss again. (Also I know he dies probably soon)

- „i don‘t mean to keep you“, you literally just served him food and didn‘t let him touch it yet. Thankfully he insists on eating 😂 down with the tv tropes

- unfortunately the all black bike and getup is very nice

- ah yes, the gold ol I can Fly an Airplane by hacking & simulations

- yaaasss jerry. Hack that bitch. Also love how the airplanes engines were still on. He just said that he‘d have to coast back because the fuel was running out. The engines would have stopped

- why do we never see junes‘ mom? Like even in the episode where junior brings his dad to bed. Yikes hitting him with the ‚you are not my son, not anymore‘ (was he really before though)

- aww going to tani for comfort

- ayooo adam and tamiko

- i fucking dare them to cut to danny and rachel. Ah no, like a good little boy waiting on steve in the office

- motherfucker they went on holiday together? Fuck off man. „What do you want, 50 shades of kuwait?“ danny, why

- W H A T. Ending the season on a cliffhanger if steve or jerry got shot is so rude, and also lol at danny‘s super chill ‚oh my god‘

- no surprise, it was jerry getting shot

- d‘aww junes and tani are going to the opera

- who the fuck is steve on a date with… he‘s… so terrible. And of course takes a call from danno. Stop joking yourself that anything other than danno or catherine would work for you

- „that was danny. We‘re in love, very much. But sometimes he can be a lot“ ????????????? Normal things to say on a date. „It‘s a lot like a marriage actually me and him“ „You know what they say about marriage. It‘s just a friendship recognized by the law“

- A hawaiian opera is interesting

- new opening time: junes with the dancing scene is very cute and WHO THE FUCK IS THAT BITCH????

- the fact that steve is wearing converse for his date. Cute

- the whole ‚you‘re 40, jumping off buildings is a young mans game“ yeah and not an actor‘s with back problems thanks to that very show…. But also he do be having more salt than pepper in his beard. Also his hair is so long

- aww real estate agent with two lil studs in his ear

- military police lady. Sure.

- also alex has more finger tattoos? On the inside of his middle finger.

- casual, driving up to a house that has a monster truck in the driveway

- AAAAAAAAA YAKUZA BOSS MY BELOVED. RELATIONSHIP CONFIRMED („good friends“ yeah yeah sure adam). AND ANOTHER GREEAT FIT FROM HIM.

- nooooooooo. The surveillance photos. Well he survived this hit but I know he doesn‘t another one

- lol the hitman drives away with the monster truck, of course

- „mimimimi I‘m a badass, I don‘t need to have my gsw looked at by a doctor“ stop forcing characters on us for no fucking reason

- god masudas mugshot is hot

- i fukcing hate quinn. „Can this thing [car that steve is driving] go any faster??“ - writers room: hey we desperately need to make a cool badass women, this works right??? No.

- steve, do not fucking invite this woman into five-0

- ‚our cool badass new female character drives a sick bike and is wearing her unifomr!!! Look at her!!!! She disregarded military orders she‘s so cute!!!‘ fuck right off ‚look at her, acting all shy!!!!‘ fuck offffffffffffffffff

- jerry doesn‘t wanna work for them anymore?? Noooooo don‘t pull a max. Motherfucker

- god I‘m not gonna fucking survive the last episode if they start off the fucking season with someone leaving

- noooooooooo, someone put a bomb in steve‘s garage in his dad’s fucking tool box. The cliffhangers man (not that it makes a difference when binging)

- yeah wait, he owns a fucking police dog. Do not blow up the dog….

- damn steve, nice huge ass red truck

- love how adam is taking point in house breaches. You know, the guy that doesn‘t have any police training?

- ‚look at our new character!!! She uses the internet to find out the name of a suspect and then is snarky about it!!! So cute!!‘ .-.

- …. They just showed off the nudes of a woman (having an affair with the brother of the suspect) to one of his henchmen. Like… she doesn‘t deserve dignity?

- man, season 10 is… starting rough.. I‘m gonna need to be drunk to sit through this. Also, I looked at the episode count for the actors and it‘s 240 for Alex (also it says the same for Scott but that is bullshit with how much he was gone from s8-9 and only credited). Quinn gets 22 eps so most of s10. And surprisingly a lot of fav characters have like 20 or less episodes in total which seems wild with how much of an impact they have.

- god I fucking hate quinn and always putting herself on steve‘s side for no fucking reason. Uuuugggggghhhhhhhhh and flirty comments to danny.

- christ I can‘t do this season sober. And I got so fucking close to finishing this show

- ayooo shitty CGI airplane my beloved, you‘re back. And we are in the 80s???

- cool great, now we just get quinn scenes alone. Do not give a shit about her -.-

- steve‘s red truck is so fucking ridiculous. Especially for chasing a guy

- „totally triggered him“ it‘s so weird for jargon changes in shows that have been going on for 10 years

- aww noelani has different pins on her lapels now (pineapple and hang loose)

- FUCK YOU QUINNNNNNN. She‘s so goddamn annoying with her stupid ass quips and smartass behaviour after them. Cool, she speaks.. russian? Nope, kurdish

- they‘re now doing a stakeout after very clearly following the guy in a red truck…… what is this shoddy ass work???

- wOW WHAT A SURPRISE? You‘re big ass red truck got made?? Who would have expected that

- this fukcing conversation is so painful. I hate quinn with the power of a million suns lmao. The painful ‚innuendo‘. Like what is this goddamn shitty writing

- i put off finishing this series because this season is just fucking terrible. I gotta do it for

- yeah great quinn is now ‚official‘ 5-0…… and immediately gets arrested lmao amazing. Throw her in jail and keep her ass there

- the whole scrne of danny trying to be a wingman for steve and getting eddy into a dogfight? What was that?? LMAOOOO and his snarled face at danny silently insisting that he get the vet’s number

- how did they find out that *she‘s* the girl? I‘m not paying any fucking attention because I cannot stand quinn. Also how is it such a surprise that the girl coulda killed the kidnappers??

- ayooo pretty boy hacker is back. Lol lou. „Casa del solitude“

- max is back for halloween AND HE HAS A SON???? Bless

- also tani as mermaid!! She‘s so cute

- sigh steven having to go help/save his mother. Doris why. You‘ve put the boy through enough. Now he‘s alnost burnt to a crisp. Also, oh it‘s set in comobia? Turn that fucking sepia tone UP!!!!

- also Lou "she prefers the company of women, biblically speaking' (paraphrased). pretty sure that's not in the bible buddy

- steve looks so fucking shellshocked…. Christ he‘s there at least 8 weeks. And junes has gone fully off the edge with monitoring steve. Hoyaah motherfucker

- ayooo switzerland and zurich mention!

- the sepia is so annoying and low-key racist lmao.

- does steve have a whisper mic on??? Yes bitccchhhhh

- also some nice army humour from junes. Bless („at least we‘ll get tortured together“ after a motivational speech from steve)

- this mission is CoD as fuuuuuck. Soap would be proud of the demolitions and sniping (also yes that‘s my main reference atm)

- doris you little bitch. Don‘t you dare shoot steve

- wow….. now steve has… his sister and niece. (Which I already thought was the case but yknow)

- haunting song choice btw

- god, steve is in full hobo look mode. My poor guy

- someone get him back to his partner. And someone get him a goddamn shower

- <3 danno came to washington

- AND THERE‘S ONLY ONE BED. And danno going ‚that bed is big enough for two people right‘ lmao what even are the writers trying

- they are really sowing the seeds of steve ending five-0 though huh. And we‘re only at s10e8. But honestly it‘s so understandable

- the DEA cop in s10e9 is making such eyes at steve in the car

- lou‘s niece and her backstory and then kamekona calling her ‚baby chicago‘ was really cute

- I fucking hate quinn so much, she‘s so goddamn annoying and constantly being in a love interest role for no reason. AND THEN HE CALLS DANNY WITH AN ‚I JUST MISS YOU, DANNY‘ ;-; like what were the writers going for?

- junes keeping an eye out for steve‘s mental health <3 (and then danny busting in with his mold problem xD)

- ‚If I‘m making a hostel for team members, I’m making a chore wheel‘ xD

- ….isn‘t that the first time we see junes‘ mom??

- junior swearing to keep trying to fix the relationship with his dad <3

- and steve singing junes‘ praises ;-;

- aldkfjdkalsj and junes thanking tani, babies ;-; alfjaksjd

- and steve looking at his ohana at thanksgiving ;-; i just love them???

- HOT YAKUZA BOSS!!!! And my god, adam had to fight butt ass naked

- slfkfjalskdj junes sitting on the tiny pink bike and smiling super cutely!!!! Slfkdkalao ‚don‘t touch that, cap!‘

-…one episode with danny and away he is again -.-

- ufff s10e11: adam betraying steve and leaving the gun and badge. But hey, danny is back again I guess. What is up with scott‘s fucking screen time??

- it‘s just so nice to have danny in the episode :‘) making a ‚wild goose chase‘ comment for going into a protected geese territory. Him clearing a house with steve like the well oiled machine they are. Just everything man.

- wo fat had a wife. Suddendly? The LEVEL of retconning. (Okay it‘s not a retcon it‘s just an added lol actually he totally had a wife thihi). Just so they have another revenge plot? Christ

- s10e12: ….and danny is gone again. Did scott caan not want to film with quinn ??? I mean, I‘d fully understand that lol. I need to check if scott was filming something else because why is he only in ever second episode?

- jesus fucking christ, why do we get a cocky private investigator and his british girl partner. What is haaapppeeeenninnnggg. And steve is enamoured with the lady. Of course. If danny was here he‘d be so hard lmao (and she‘s an ex-spy, of course). And quinn has suuuch a bitchy look against british spy. Like girl, you sad you don‘t get the stupid lines this episode?

- xDD lou with the best lines again: ‚why don‘t someone else say his name and he‘ll pop up like beetlejuice.‘ (after two people said wo fat)

- I miss danny ;-; there‘s so much stupid fucking dialogue here with these people,

- WHY IS STEVE DRIVING THE GUYS FERRARI XD ‚it‘s kinda my thing‘ lmao

- i like that the ‚steve reading chinese‘ has a comeback.

- ……… is she setting up that she was involved with harry?! (And also how she‘s immediately on tani‘s ass about having a workplace romance with junes)

- dkdkalsjdj lou being excited about steve having driven a ferrari and him whispering ‚it was amazing‘ ‚tell me about it later‘ xD

- MOTHERFUCKER. Tani finally asking junes out and him then immediately being attacked in his car ;-; I literally yelled out loud

- s10e13: lou not making friends at the golf club lol. security asking him to help and lou going: ‚Can it wait, say, 18 holes?‘ xD (I really like that security guard)

- slfkdkksld Danny <3 and steve trying to touch his face and telling him about wrinkles. W H Y is he even there with him at the school? (As his „emotional support friend“ and „basically family“ because he’s almost an uncle to charlie. lmao)

- junes says he‘s being called into reserves duty?!? So. Did they meet or not? If not, why is she not freaked out more??

- HOLY SHIT. That shot of adam standing in the night-time alley in tokio? It fucks haaardddd. I need to draw that.

- awesome security guy: „you are an honorable man“ lou: „so are you, baby“

- lmao the fact that adam and yakuza talk english instead of japanese. Give the man some subtitles and let it make sense

- what. The fuck. (Also some terrible cgi again), opening with eddy running into a busy street is wild.

- ………. i was happy about danny and then immediately he gets flirted with a random woman. …. Why. ALSKFJDKSL the bartender lady is fucking hot though.

- am i too misognystic or why the FUCK do I hate every female character they introduce. Why do they have to be so fuckING quirky?!?? Fuck offffff ;-; like. She could be so cute but no, they give her braindead fucking dialogue and they FUCK IN A TOILET?!?

- i wanted more danny scenes. But not like this ;-; jesus fucking christ this sucks .-. Like, cool that you‘re going getting over rachel but LIKE THIS?!? R E A L L Y

- also like… do we have a case of the week yet? i guess she‘s the villain lmao Or eddy dying.

- DANNY KILLS HER IN A CAR ACCIDENT????? (Well she was still making sounds before cutting away the scene) and I love him putting his arm in front of her to brace

- ….this episode is truly the ‚the boys are trying to get laid‘ huh. Thank god the vet was already seeing someone .-.

- …this whole fucking canine PTS plot line is so cringe and the botany neighbour has some terrible dialogue

- …….. like it‘s supposed to be so tragic that he meets „the girl of his dreams“ and then she dies before ever saying her name to him. But like. There was NOTHING. To make this feel remotely sad. It‘s such a fucking joke

- and then he has to go home to steve like… great day :) fell in love, fucked her and killed her :) like wtf?!? (And we don‘t get to see that)

- also adam is back or whatever… to be his old yakuza self and spy on them I guess.

- s10e15: a moody fucking opening. With adam burying 3 bodies. Of course

- why do we need to see her..sister? Crying about it. I fucking dare danny to fall in love with her too. Ah. Steve Is here.

- oh yeeeeah. Lou niece is in police school <3 (also tani doing a favour for keo. Yea, like **** *** ****)

- woooow. Guy adam was burying bodies with is together with the niece and also a recruit. Yikers

- tani looks very good in the red instructor shirt and safety vest

- …..this episode was directed by adam‘s actor. I am. Unsurprised. (Also lol him getting the line of ‚I case you haven‘t noticed. There‘s not much I am afraid of these days‘ stfu)

… I like the steve is suspicious of adam but also, it makes no sense after the whole ‚it‘s so easy to resolve stuff by talking‘ from like 3 episodes ago, said by steve. And now he‘s going through adam‘s stuff and doesn‘t want to talk. And danny even says ‚hey maybe sit down and talk‘ but nooo

- G O D. The fucking queerbaiting is just sO bad with this show. Steve fucking inviting danny to live in his house longer for a hairbrained reason but at the same time fucking trying to shove women at them the whole time, and the next fucking episode starts with ‚love is in the air‘ playing. Fuck right off

- s10e16 (one more episode until harry shows up for one last time <3). Noelani learning to surf!!!!!!!!! Baby girl ily omg and tani being supportive aaaah

- more domestic mcdanno. WHILE talking about going on a date „with a lady“. fucking H E L L. I hate it here ;-; but I do just fucking love danny jumping onto counters. Many thoughts

- danno: „i worked some domestic abuse cases“ YOU FUCKED A MARRIED ABUSE VICTIM AND THEN CONFRONTED HER HUSBAND. But hey, worked some cases.

- i love how often they just track eachother‘s phones (of everyone in the team)

- bahahaha *adam rolls up to a hostage situation. Goes to the leader* ‚let me take a look!‘ *looks for one second, turns back around to the guy* ‚what‘s happening?‘ lmAO. Maybe the guy should have some kind of fucking police training. So his only qualification isn‘t just ‚was a yakuza‘

- aww kamekona. He‘s not been around much. And rip to the actor </3

- ……..mcgarrett having a movie night with everyone instead of the dinner with his date…. (While danno calls it ‚our living room‘) AND STEVE CALLS HIM SUNSHINE??? G O D. THE FUCKING SKKDLDKDLSLLALAKAKSKSKSKS tje goddamn queerbaiting. STEVE HAVING HIS ARMS AROUND BOTH HIS DATE AND DANNO WHILE ON THE COUCH? I WANNA FUCKING SHOOT WHOEVER WROTE THIS. Fuckkkiiinggg hell. I hate it lmao

- s10e17: 1920 ?!? Oh jesus christ. Please don‘t show me old timey harry langford. Please no. (Also what the actual fuck is happening)

- junes is back!!!! The hug <333 bbies and THE KISSSSSS alfkfjalsk damn tani, straight into his lap (in the car xD) DAMNNN, straight to banging lmao

- HARRRY. What the fuck my god. Love how he‘s an author lol. He‘s great :3

- ‚dear boy‘ as basically an insult <3

- lou about to arrest an author lady: „look, bracelets to go with your outfit!!“

- …….harry and the gang having drinks in his fancy suite. And watching fireworks. Aaaah ;-;

- s10e18: …. More ironing and dates for steve. Of course. With the vet?? Wasn‘t she seeing someone?

- lol and adam sitting covered in blood after killing 3 people. Little maniac

- aw noelani‘s uncle (a pastor..) died. Kinda random. Ah. It‘s so she can investigate lol.

- that tani fight scene is so over the top xD

- I really like the light pink hair from one of the kids

- you know what‘s worse than quinn? Quinn‘s love interest. And them together on an empty dancefloor

- s10e19: who the FUCK is that random guy in steve‘s kitchen?? Cooking??

- adam and quinn surfing? Great my least favorite people together. God I just wanna be done with this show…

- lmao tani winning line-dance competitions at a random cowboy bar for 4 weeks in a row. And junes like ‚who are you??‘

- quinn. I don‘t gove a shit about you and that girl -.-

- lou: (talking about a macadamia nut farmer) ‚that‘s where the story gets a little… nutty‘ tani: ‚there it is!‘ with a fist pump xD I love her love for dad jokes

- ….ew more quinn and adam scenes. Lol looking for her ex-husband. (Just gonna watch those on mute now lol. Not like I care about anything that happens to them in the last 3 episodes)

- hell yeah, mcdanno riding horses to chase after suspects xD and only escaping getting shot by luck. And danny wanting to talk about feelings. While steve is like ‚got a lot on my mind‘. Boy what is the ending? Steve just drops everything?

- ‚you‘re gonna improvise? That‘s not a plan, that‘s the opposite of a plan!‘ xD

- ………cries forever at steve watching a sunset. And remembering him and joe. ;-; ‚you‘ll have a moment, I‘ll find a squirrel to grill for dinner‘ xD

- ‚you‘re gonna miss this when it‘s done‘ cries

- s10e20. Steve is deep in reliving memories mode huh. God ;-;

- Lmao junes cooking a full breakfast buffet. Really tani… why do we need relationship troubles for them in the last 3 episodes? Leave them fucking be

- WHY???? Why the fuck do we need the art faker here? I could have lived without ever seeing him again

- „danny is on springbreak with his kids“ fuck offfffff. Truly. Do not give a shit about any of these other storylines

- i‘m kind of happy it ended at 10 seasons because if it would have continued like this?! Hell nah. And 1-9 was so good :/ now I watch half of it on mute just so I did see it. Sunk cost fallacy and all that I guess. Also poor tani, now that he can‘t bother kono he has to be teamed up with her of course .-.

- adam is just back to work.. after quinn last episode was like mimimi give steve time, he will let you back in. Guess that happened

- aww lou and junes jamming out in the car :D their dynamic is also so good

- whewwwww. Tani‘s little speech just fully made me sob.

- welp and steve is deep in memories again. The end is nigh. …..and he‘s gonna get a package from doris. Great. Another woman that can disappoint him one more time eventhough she‘s dead

- s10e21: for a freaking letter.

- at least danny‘s here. And thank you to steve being like ‚don‘t give a fuck about this cipher‘

- „special guest star: chuck norris“ WH A T

- oh you think the guy with the ‚revenge‘ neck tattoo wants to take revenge on the guy that killed his brother? WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT??

- why is everyone sewing wounds shut this episode? (Yes I literally wrote ghost doing that in a fic but shhh)

- there chuck is 😂😂 as an ex-navy guy. Amazing

- cool cool, everyone is worried about mcgarrett

- that marine is fucking cool though

- ….crying at steve‘s confession about needing a break. Lmao and danny suggesting going to jersey.

- sure, doris‘ stupid cipher gets more important. I can only imagine how fuckign dumb the reveal is gonna be

- wow yeah, we need some establishing flashbacks because without that the stupid wo fat wife bit doesn‘t make any damn sense. Man this sucks

- i love how lincoln is still here. Steve picked up a new puppy <3

- a catherine mention?! Sure -.-

- steve‘s huge ass red truck should get a separate credit in the show

- cool cool, danny‘s been taken…

- ;-; danny laying in steve‘s lap in the car, bleeding out

- yeah, Steve is ready to fucking retire… but why the fuck doesn‘t he take danny with him?

- i‘m just fucking crying already at them in the hospital after he gets out of surgery

- that is a shitty guard dog that just lets itself be called over for some cuddles after being aggro at the newcomers

- ‚why‘d you stop holding my hand?‘ fuck off writers ;-;

- also like, everything doris could have hid is stupid. Wow cool, she hid cash. Who gives a shit? Like. It‘s so dumb and anticlimactic. Why would steve give a shit?

- and the dumbass wife confrontation. Who caaaareeeeesssss. I‘m so glad this is over tbh. This had gotten so fucking stupid.

- „book her, cole“ bless

- fuck off, danno „is depressed because he met a nice nurse at the hospital“

- „you‘re all packed?“ why Why W H Y does steve just walk away

- he‘s looking for peace. He would not have that with knowing his family is still in danger. You cannot tell me that

- „it‘s not a goodbye forever“ fuck off ;-;

- their hug ;-; and the I love yous ;—;

- why would he leave danny and the fucking dog??? It makes so little goddamn sense

- ohgod lou, that goodbye was even worse somehow ;-;

- how the fuck did they film this without fully bawling

- aaaaaaaah. God thanks for just fully making me bawl.

- junes ;-; i can‘t ;—;

- oh let me fucking guess. A „nice lady“ sits down next to him??

- the miss you text from danny

- CATHERINE?! FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

- JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN AN OKAY ENDING AFTER THE GODDAMN GOODBYES FROM THE TEAM

- GODDAMN IT -.-

Jesus fucking christ I‘m glad the show is over and I can wipe season 10 from my brain

[psych---ologically-deranged]

psych 2x16 commentary

Shawn (& Gus) of the Dead

SF, CH, KK, JRr, DH, I wish they had fewer persons for these commentaries, especially when they have similar voices.

I love how they always start with fake names.

SF directed this one!

DH: *Feet up, chewing on a cookie* KK: Just turn his mic off for this episode Henry: Scaring shawn af

I love these long shots, but: John Landis my beloved: STOP PINNING THE CAMERA AROUND

On time AND under budget!?

SF: I was like a kid in a candy store, with all the tools CH: & a pocket full of money!

THIS MUSEUM IS CONNECTED TO THE PLANETARIUM FROM LAST SEASON they are connected in canon now to me.

That poor bear

I'm actually thrilled that their dinosaur is in there. I love the reference back to it. Discovered by Psychic paleo-sleuth Shawn Spencer (in comic sans), & then tiiiny font: photo by bruton gaster or w/e they put as his name this time.

JoH: Do you think he's up? Me: No. I have to wake up that early for work & it sucks; I like waking up somewhat early. Shawn is the kind of guy to sleep in until noon. Then again, if he sleeps in until noon, he totally could be going to bed at 4am, even 6am. SS: No I'm wide awake. Want to watch a movie together over the phone? *60 martin short movies* Love his giant camera lens & the pool slide

CH: & he's got a leather jacket on

the dinosaur behind their heads when shawn sees his plaque (apparently for the first time even tho he literally mentioned it???) is the same one from the red phantom comiccon ep

wait THEY BOUGHT THAT FROM NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM? SS to JoH: You had your shot

The camera crew band doing the theme song in this room is something I wish I could have seen.

SS: *inexplicably starts smelling the curator* *shot gets cut*

Bless you. I am glad that lassiter's "I didn't like you at first but I've come to accept you" speech got cut.

"You know it's going to work out, but you can't seem too callous,"

*not letting Gus see*

SF: Gus has never been to a mummy exhibit because I am afraid of being cursed & Gus got that from my personality. I visited one for this episode & quietly apologize to them.

Spooky child mummy, "Henze get out of there", cheating boyfriends, "It was more Berman sized", this has it all.

I love the ceiling camera facing straight down.

Oh no JRr & DH were both sick, making arrangements to leave, SF jumping up & down at the end of takes...

DH's mom! *shawn running behind her* DH: That's my mom y'all!

The carpet was pretty good "I almost bought that for a second"

Steve franks! "I do not have a pancake butt!"

Gus making fun of Shawn is SO good.

JRr: sick as a dog, running around a museum with a bucket on his head

SF, seeing the set for the first time: Hey wouldn't it be funny if Gus went behind that tarp backdrop? DH: On it

ugh my fricking freezer is broken & now I have meat dripping & pizza thawing & we HAVE so much stuff in the freezer because the oven is also broken so we can't cook ny of the stuff that requires an oven.

JRr DH & AB rewrote this entire scene ten minutes before they needed to shoot it. Darn rain.

Shooting within twelve minutes

In bulk! You ot McNab's number? I like how it's still canon.

KK: Ask apple to give us a laptop for product placement. Studio: they don't know abt this show Apple: LSKDJFKSDHFKJDSHF YES

SS: I need the winsome smile that hides the sad jamaican clown inside.

DH: I'm a PC man, I had to get Microsoft to send me up something.

ML doing her lines killer.

Gus eating Henry's baked goods XD

Ooh ooh idea for the future! Excited!

frantically cleaning

"Do you want me to come with you to prom? Awkward class?" Gus is like his wife.

They had to reshoot this scene bc CB was casting a shadow on JRr SF: It's such a fun relationship to write. Each time one of you reaches out, the other one springs back.

Oh the wheeling backwards is soo good, stay on the TV but watching Lassiter go back like this. His little walk back is so good. I love it. TV, zoom, TV, & now we're in the psych office, thanks film school 101!

I would have loved to see more of Ken. Ran over their feet with his wheelchair.

SF: Hannah the film student was supposed to be all quirky, strange, but when she showed up to set she was ready for the red carpet with long flowing hair & I was like "No, No!"

*german tourists getting drenched in the rain*

NOW they let her hair out & then gus sniffing

That poster is smth SF made as an undergrad

Gus knows so much niche information. He knows frame rates & stuff, & look at his 29.97 frames per second off the top of his head.

SS: 30 times faster BG: 1 800 times faster.

I love the night cycle name tho. *Gus gone*

Ken just there I love him but then the dang eleven point turn. They had to cut so much of the show to leave room for it.

I love stunt drivers. Mountains in midnight & "the great white north" & this was filmed in Yukon!?

"It's zero degrees outside" Me, canadian: That's nothing Them, american: 0f = -18c me: oh DH: *delirious from being sick*

"fairly to pretty damn" & at the end Shawn runs & leaves him hanging. Ooh SF' dad Carlytown XD

"Not my first time alone in a coffin" what kind of a psychfact is this?

That was shot on the stairs from lights camera homicidio

His dad was acting as the consultant on the show this year

She knows. She saw it say Bruton Gaster. She knows Shawn takes private cases.

SF: When Kirsten first read the script I forgot to tell her how it ends, so she actually was very very nervous she was being written off the show.

DH & SF: arguing over KN's name Me: I can't hear the difference

I forgot his mom shows up! His face, his fricking face. & Henry just had a date last episode with that crazy Sue B, the chief's friend.

That was great, thanks for the show!

All the people in the world!

[binca21]

Nvm.. I couldn’t help but take notes so here it is

This post contains lots of Gåsmamman ep6 season 6 spoilers!!

Do not read if you don’t want the spoilers!

Final warning!

Omg it’s over… I don’t know what to think and feel.

An old Sonja is walking out of the prison. Then the recap of ep5. We’re in the car with Sonja and Lukas. Awkward silence. Emil is telling everyone about the coming raid on Veras adresses. H-H is looking very nervous. Gustav is an idiot and tells him everything, and H-H is obviously calling Vera and telling her everything. Sonja arrives at Veras farm. Sonja arrives at Veras farm. Linus is getting tortured in front of Sonja omg. My fucking heart. Gustav knows something is up with H-H. Omg he recorded H-Hs conversation with Vera. Gustav is on fire, damn. Gustav finds out where Linus is. Vera tells Linus about what Sonja did. The police is on their way and a tractor guy is in their way??? Wtf. OMFG Dante tried to save Linus from getting shot in the head and died trying. Sonja throws a hen at Vera when she tries to shoot Linus and then the police arrives. I’m not making this up i promise. Sonja takes Linus with her out to the police to meet Gustav. Gustav tells Sonja to give up and come with them. Gustav: "i hate you" to Sonja. Sonja walks back into the farm where Lukas has a gun to Veras head. Sonja shoots Vera!!! Fucking finally. She us only wounded tho? Omg they throw her out with a gun taped to her hand and the police shoots her dead (?) She’s dead 🎉 Lukas and Sonja escapes in a car. Barry is in custody. Winston doesn’t want to meet him 💔 Barry is doing the right thing but poor traumatized Winston. Oh god Gustav brings Linus to Nina and he breaks down in her arms. She cleans his torture wounds. They talk about Zac, and Linus must know but is silent?? Sonja and Lukas are in a snowy forest and she calls Gerafi. He does not dismiss her. Linus is looking at himself in a mirror and tries to talk to Nina about what he knows.. Nina calls Zac and doesn’t reach him💔 Linus knows and is silent.. Winston is meeting Barry in prison. He had foster parents now. It’s giving father and son, my heart😭 they hug, MY HEART I’M CRYING!!!! Gustav is back with the police. Gustav has resigned. Sonja and Lukas has gotten a new car, Nina and Linus are meeting them. Gustav and Emil are keeping track on them. Linus is forcing her to tell Nina about Zac. Sonja is confessing and Linus is pissed. Nina and Linus 💔💔 Linus called the police. They are all breaking down, including me, and Linus is holding Nina. Oh my lord….. 😭 There’s a bomb in the get-away-car that Sonja got from Gerafi and is now stuck in it. The full police squad is there. Bomb squad arrives. Lukas and Sonja small talk about their first encounter with police and childhood dreams. Lukas wanted to marry Sonja when he was younger and Sonjas dad wanted to kill him for it. God, they are trying to disarm the bomb. I’m nervous. They can now arrest Sonja and Lukas. And they do. The sound is cut during the arrest. Sonja is in jail. She puts up a picture of her children. Gustav resigns and hands in his badge. Nina and Fredrik visits Zacs grave. Linus tattoos himself?? 'Never look back'. Okay strange. Sonja is still in prison. Nina finds a new man and is pregnant again. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! Linus marries a woman and had a terrible beard while Nina and Gustav is there?! Is this a fever dream that beard is disgusting!!! Emil is there? Sonja is still in prison. And throws a fit with a random woman? And now she smokes. She takes the photo of her kids down from the wall and is free to go. She hugs an officer with a santa hat? The Eks have a christmas together? THE BEARD!!!! The whole family moved on and ditched Sonja all together and replaced her with Emil? OMG LOTS OF ARMED GUARDS CAME IN AND SHOT THEM ALL?! Including the children. Oh thank fuck Sonja was daydreaming and we’re back in the car with the bomb with Lukas and Sonja. She tells Lukas to get out, but he refuses. They kiss😭 She let’s the car blow up. Linus, Nina and Gustav watched. Gåsmamman appears on screen.

THE END

Y’all I’m not okay 😭😭

And I will have nightmares about that beard.

[girlsexbattle2]

Ep 2

warning: you know that post thats like 'have you watched a movie before?? things happen then things are revealed to you?' thats in response to me. everything in this post is why that other post exist

enclave guy is trying WAYYYYY to hard

also also call back to the first ep, what the fuck were those western accents? am i meant to believe that the way speech evolved was so it sound like bad improve?

the rubber duck in the bos.... fuck. thingamajig is cute. VERTABIRD yeah im a real fan B)

another brotherhood segment another day asking if the tv show wants to talk about race

god they are sooo allergic to nuisance

the power armour is sick tho

wtf is dogmeat salivating when holding a human hand what did they feed her (also dogmeats a girl feminism win)

most of the guns so far just look like the harpoon gun from farharbor. that may just be me being bad with guns tho

literally no one gives a shit about the radioactive ooze cans its funny. enclave guy just took a seat on one.

i dont like the religious brotherhood its to on the nose for me

okay so they arent just some tanks of radiation its the entrace to a Cave full of radioactive waste. with human bones everywhere. why did the enclave guy feel the need to warn lucy again?

too lazy to take photos (if its a real issue someone else would have) but wtf is wrong with the trees in the background? they look like they have the fish eye effevt to them and nothing else does.

ph yeah it was a yoai gui in the trailer i was really hoping deathclaw buts its just a matter of time. does this mean they are in Wyoming? how much are they gonna keep. like they SHOWED new vegas and the husks.

why the FUCK does it have human abs. and pecs.

he shot it in the head once and its down??? the fuck is he packing???

why is it being anti power armor? or just anti power? okay the undersuit to the tin can is a cool detail looks like an etsy costume tho.

wow totally allergic to nuisance

maximus was a child when the bos picked him up why hadnt he picked this up yet? was it cause he was at bos bible camp? none around?

Oasis???? (trees in the dust)

that tin can is in working condition????

you can see the power armor hui from f4 its cool

favorite character alert - he fucks chickens and uses the word rube

wait philly people are calling for a dogmeat, is the other dog a rosie?? (human brain dog body pre brain installation oc)

BOOOOOOOO THE BRAHMIN HAVE FUR BOOOOOOO BOOOOOO

my man is sitting in a rocking chair in the middle of a crowded street. whats his problem

also all the philly citizens have sick designs

'these items belong to vault tec. so it would be safe to assume you do business with criminals' 🤓☝️i love her 'im not judging!!'

YOU HAVE clean hair and ten fingers and qhite teeth mrs

mrs you also have skin. in the year (2100?) YOU have vault dwelling in your dna

BOOO SAME BRAHMIN SAME PROBLEM W H Y DOES IT HAVE FUR. WHERES MY ULSUR BABY???

another german shepherd?? O.O

nope its dogrose (her new name till they call her dog meat)

'ameritocracy where people pride themselves on doing the right thing'

people dont like 'the ghoul'

well HE has the bloddy mess perk

i like all the tire armour its cool

Why are they southern??? like has media lied to me or are these like misisipi georgian accents not western

okay the slug design is fun

welp dogroses dead

she was in all the trailers to i wanted to see her wreck shit.

Those little ass flames did NOT carry his ass from wyoming to california

he just got LAUNCHED

with NO broken ribs too!

lucy is getting the fucking hots while a man is bleeding out right next to her

is this a lesbian couple???? i swear that man had fem ass boobs.

team rocket blasting off again!! those rodeo skills werent just a prewar fad huh.

Dog rose lives????

Okay new question. Stimpacks?? I always assumed they were a wasteland thing. but lucy had one in the vault that look just as rattled. is there a factory for these shits still? or just a shit ton of them?

man dog has spit ill give her that

Whys dogmeatrose chill with the guy who shot her? surley that makes more sense then the drug in her dog brain.

it taste like banana. hes just fucking dead thats fun.

thats a clean ripper.

history will be made today as i watch the fallout show

1.) my friend admitted that they made the ulysses thing up.

dissapointment is on the rise

Counter point: 'the ghoul' doesnt look as clean shaven as he did in the trailer but he DID literally crawl out the grave so. and even then still wish he was a little worse to look similar to the established ghouls.

[crystalcow]

𝑆𝑎𝑝𝑛𝑎𝑝𝑠 𝐶ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑑//𝑆𝑎𝑝𝑛𝑎𝑝 𝑝𝑡 3

Masterlist // part one // part two

Sapnap x reader !p !child reader

Pronouns used: none specified!

Warnings: swearing, death, betrayal

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Being sapnaps child will include..

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𝐏𝗼𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐰𝐚𝐥

Apparently the castle got attacked

George was killed by the one and only technoblade

You haven’t personally met the man but you respected him

After all he is a legend

But he killed George

So you were dragged with sapnap when he got pinged on his coms

Dream and George were arguing on the prime path

The sight somewhat terrified you

They were supposed to be best friends?

Dream is the strongest person on the server

George was supposed to be the most unproblematic and protected person

For some reason Quackity was also there

Hiding in the corner of Tommy’s house

“You don’t give a shit about us”

Those words brought some hurt to you as they left sapnaps mouth

“Of course I care about you! I just want to keep him safe.”

The three most important men in your life

The dream team, and ultimate trio the friendship that could never crack! The ones who raised you to be who you are

They were falling apart

“George is no longer king!”

Quackity was just eating all of the drama

Damn duck

“I’ve done so much for you, I hope you don’t forget.”

“Like what?” “I helped you raise a child Sap, a damn child.”

That pissed the both of you off

As if you didn’t just recently spend a whole day with him

None the less your whole life

Being drawn into wars, multiple actually

Practically being drawn to death

“Don’t you bring them into this Dream.”

“Eret is now king again, he can actually rule this place.”

“I was the best king this server ever had!”

So there it happened

The crown was snatched off of George’s head and you were dragged along with it

“Don’t worry, we can start our own place!”

“El rapids it is”

𝐄𝐥 𝐑𝐚𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐬

You were 100% skeptical about all of this

You didn’t trust that this would be good

I mean how could you

Everything that someone starts on the server

Dies, explodes, nukes, or straight up fails

So instead you went down to Lmanburg for the day!

You went to Nikkis bakery to get something to eat

She was glad to give you a couple snacks for the road

So while you were walking around the new area you spotted dream

“Where you heading off to?”

“What the fuck are you doing here?”

You both eyed each other weirdly

“Aren’t you supposed to hate me?”

You just laughed

Ofcourse you were upset

But you were also bored

“And?” “Come on let’s go see tommy”

So you agreed and carelessly followed the green man

You missed Tommy, after not having seen him for a bit

Fucking hell you needed friends

But when you got there

“Why the fuck is everything gone!”

You ran around the now blown up area

The tents were destroyed and signs were thrown around

Then you noticed the large pillar

You instantly ran to dream, begging him to give you a pearl

He was upset himself he lost his leech

So you threw the pearl up thankfully landing on the pillar

Looking around to see if there was any way he could’ve survived

But you accidentally tripped

And lost your first life

𝐘/𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝗼𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝗼𝗼 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝 ♡︎♥︎♥︎

𝐏𝐫𝗼𝐩𝗼𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐬

You woke up screaming in your bed

The three lines on your wrist now faded into two

Sapnap came rushing in holding you lose to him

You tried not to but you cried a little

This was your first time loosing a life..

And you didn’t even mean too!

“Your never fucking leaving me again.”

Karl came in with Quackity following after

Karl just like snatched you away from sapnap and just held you

That man was ready to go back in time and reverse that from ever happening

Trust me he will if you ever loose another life

So after that everyone kept a close eye on you

That was until one day you were with your dad

You both were at your old house just chilling around

Before he handed you two velvet boxes

You were in awe of the two rings that sat in them

Who the fuck paid for these??

“I’m going to purpose.”

You almost dropped the boxes

“What?”

Sapnap just kept smiling

“You really like em huh” “Yeah flame, I love them.”

So you just hugged him

Internally freaking the fuck out

What would this mean???

Three dads? What if they wanted another child! Oh hell no

So you all stood in el rapids

Candles were spread around the top of the grassy hill

There were flowers blooming from every direction and lanterns set afloat

It looked mystical

You watched as sapnap got down on one knee

Karl was in shock, tears streaming down his eyes

Quackity looked love struck, looking into sapnaps eyes with total adoration

So when they said yes your dad called you and the other two just hugged you

“I’m guessing they said yes” you laughed

“Yeah they did!”

You couldn’t help but be happy

Your dad finally found some happiness

Even tho life was going to shit

If you won’t be there

He’ll have them

𝐋𝗺𝐚𝐧𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐠𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐞𝗺

Oh wait shit did someone spot tommy?

There was supposed to be a festival today

So you went to go check it out

Maybe throw a ball at the furry

“Go fetch!” You shouted at fundy

Yeah he was not happy and just threw you the finger

“Hey N/n is Dream coming?”

You were excited that Tubbo was actually talking to you again

“Huh? Oh yeah I think” “Great thanks”

And back to the disappointment

So you walked over to get a pretzel or some shit

And then heard everyone making a commotion

There he was, Dream walking in (angry) with full netherite armor

Damn dude respect some tradition

“Tommy blew up the fucking community house”

Did someone say tommy?

Oh you were ready to kill that bastard

Hell if Dream didn’t you most definitely will

So you followed everyone to the community house

Yeah you were ready to fucking cry

One of your homes, the place you’d always confide in since you were little

Where dream and George both helped raise you

Now blown to shreds

“What the fuck”

They were talking about Tubbo giving up the discs

Oh we are not going through that shit all over again

And this time the odds are most definitely not in your favor

Then tommy appeared half invisible

“YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD I THOUGHT YOU DIED YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT”

You litterly stabbed him, having to be held back by Quackity

“Alright hot shot, lets let them have their argument”

Tommy sent you an apologetic look already on the verge of tears

“Tubbo your not seriously considering this”

Then it hit everyone

“The discs were worth more then you ever were!”

Oh yeah we’re you already pissed off at tommy?

Yeah

And he just made it worse

“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY TO TUBBO YOU SHIT HEAD”

Yeah you didn’t take pretending to be dead very lightly

Oh shit why was techno there

never mind, Lmanburg will be gone by tomorrow

No point killing tommy yet

Whos side were you on?

Neither. You litterly went into that battle feild and killed some shit

That was until multiple pieces of tnt landed ontop of your head

And that’s where you lost your second life

Shit

𝐘/𝐧 𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐰 𝐮𝐩 ♡︎♡︎♥︎ ⚠︎︎ᴏɴᴇ ʟɪғᴇ ʀᴇᴍᴀɪɴɪɴɢ

𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐬𝗼𝐧

This time when you won’t up it didn’t feel as bad

But you still screamed

A rush of a heartburn and scars employed on your body

The second line now faded into one

Shit

You were only 16-17 and on one life??

Die young the better

You waited out in your bed until the end of the fight

Death alerts and messages drowning out your communicator

But you had no energy what so ever

Until it all went quiet

You tried your damn best to get out of bed and walked to the damaged Lmanburg

There were people crying

Others were severely hurt

Then there were those who were perfectly fine

The whole place was a crater

Lmanburg.. the place of agony and depths of your pain

Now it’s finally gone

What the hell are you gonna do now?

Quackity spotted you calling out for Sapnap

You felt like you were gonna be crushed under their hold

“I’m gonna fucking kill dream.” You heard Quackity mutter

Sapnap felt like a bad father

Who lets their kids die twice?

(Cough cough Wilbur and dream)

Then suddenly things switched around

You were walking around with a bloodied nose and black eyed Tommy

Yeah you did a number on him

But it’s okay since he was your best friend

And there was a sign inside his house

“Wednesday you and Tubbo. Bring no one or anything, lets settle this once and for all”

The final disc war

“Tommy you can’t go” “I’m going N/n, he has my discs.”

So you like cried a little bit lined up on the prime path

Giving the two probably the last hugs they’ll ever get

Prime you really didn’t want to loose them

So you ran straight to church prime

Litterly begging Master Oolong that they won’t die

“Please please please spare them. Pogchamp.”

(Please this is all jokes and old references don’t cancel me)

You got a blast message from punz on your comms with cords

“Come here. bring your best armor”

So you did so running to the nearest ender chest

If walking means saving tommy and Tubbo, it’s somewhat worth it

Sapnap made sure you didn’t leave his side as you traveled around the nether

even tho you could literally swim in the lava

So just to piss him off

You jumped in

The sigh of relief this man

Yeah he’s gotten a little more paranoid for you

But it’s okay since it’s in love

You looked around the weird black stone room

There were two giant photos of the discs

And everything was made out of the same material

No design what so ever

Tommy and Tubbo ran to you like you were gonna protect them

“Dream why” you asked as he was incased in the blocks

Down on his last life

Just like you

‘I’m sorry’ he mouthed to you

Why was he apologizing to you?

Hasn’t he hurt everyone here

You looked around the different items

Tracing the outline of the item frames

Gasping in shock as you a cage with your name on it next to badboyhalo

“Tell em what you told me! How you blew up the community house!”

Your neck spun around faster then an owl doing that 360 thing

You picked up your ace seriously read to slash his head off

“Wait wait! Lets put him in the prison.”

So they took him off

And it pained you to see it

You trusted that man for a very long time

Nothing stays the same on the Dream Smp

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TUMBLR WOULDNT LET ME WRITE MORE KMS. So yes I’m sorry but there will have to be a part FOUR. I just wanted to finish this-

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