⚠️Please don’t touch the sexy deer, it’s not flirting with you. ⚠️
I’ve got a thing for Vox being a fuckboi who keeps thinking their tension is gonna lead to hate sex. 😂
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[crickets chirping]
[Robin gasped as he woke, scrambling backwards through the brush; he was pretty sure by now that ghosts couldn’t hurt him, at least not directly, but this particular entity was still unknown-.. and very close]
Robin: AH!
?: AHHH!
[Seemingly just as surprised as he was, the startled sprit mimicked Robin’s exclamation]
Robin: Sorry!
?: Thou see me-.. hear me?!
Robin: Yeah.. that’s a good thing though, right?
?: ‘Tis certainly different.
Robin: Wait, where are you going-.. what’s your name?
Heath: Erm, ‘tis Heath-.. methinks.
Robin: I’ve never seen you here before.
Heath: I’ve seen thou-.. and that curious thing around thy neck.
Robin: How long have you been, uh…
Heath: Dead? Oh, a while.
Robin: It’s a camera. Whatever you take a picture of will be captured just as you see it, forever-.. as long as the photo lasts anyway. Don’t ask me how it works though, ‘cause you wouldn’t believe me.
[Heath squinted with simultaneous suspicion and bewilderment]
Robin: Here’s one I took earlier-.. that weird orb thing there? That’s what you’d look like if I took a picture of you. I think because you’re not physically here anymore, you don’t show up, but I don’t know for sure.
Heath: I’m not entirely certain what thou speak upon, yet it hath an air of witchcraft about it if thou bid me.
[phone ringing]
Robin: Hang on.
Heath: I’m not e’en going to bid what that is.
Robin: Sorry, mom.. I fell asleep.
Courtney: Where are you?
Robin: On the island-.. Devin said I could use the boat whenever.
Courtney: [sighs] Can you just come home, please?
Robin: Yeah, I’m coming.
[Robin stared at his phone briefly before sticking it back in his pocket, he didn’t like phones at the best of times – being unable to read the person he was conversing with, even a little, felt inherently wrong – but this felt worse than usual]
Robin: I’ve gotta go.
Heath: Well, ‘tis not as though I be going anywhere-.. apparently.
Robin: I’ll show you some more pictures next time, I promise!
Heath: I suppose that’d be nice…
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Uhm uh uh...I have no excuse for this 😔 PPG self insert who is secretly an alien! I imagine her intro episode would have her having a little romance with the professor when he comes into a bookstore she works at/owns and the girls being (rightfully, given the prof's dating history) suspicious of her. Wacky capers ensue where they try to prove that she's up to no good, only to find that she genuinely is just chilling and wants to live a normal life on earth!
Well, normal as she can, now that she knows this family! I think she'd fit right in 😉
Taglist♡: @crushes-georg @changeling-selfship @me-myself-and-my-fos @tiny-cloud-of-flowers @sunstar-of-the-north @dearly-beeloved @adoredbyalatus @squips-ship @cherry-bomb-ships @miutonium
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I was asked to post bigger versions of these two sketches (thank you for your sweet comment @memorymanipulatornamine 🥹💖) Sadly I don't have the exact ones I shared on the collection anymore because I worked further on them 😅
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I saw the open collab from @marimoagent and just had to do this.
I just want to add my thought process to this particular piece of art 😂
I saw the frame and immediately thought: You have to do something funny.
Next, I watched Pretty Woman, and then it hit me. Pretty Woman, but ZoSan 😂
So I pictured Zoro as the rich guy and Sanji as the prostitute. After they got together, Zoro asked Sanji if he wanted to marry him, and Sanji, of course, said yes!
Now, they have been married for a couple of years, but Zoro has a little problem and takes Sanji to a couples therapist. Sanji worries the whole way there about what is up. If he made Zoro upset, if Zoro was going to break up and divorce him. He is a wreak by the time they sit down at the therapist’s chairs.
Therapist: *to Zoro* Please tell me what your problem is.
Zoro: You see, I met my husband in a bar. He was an exotic dancer and…
Therapist: And you don’t want him to dance anymore?
Sanji: I don’t! I stopped years ago!
Zoro: That‘s the problem!
Sanji: What?
Therapist: What?
Zoro: Yeah! I wanna see you dance like that! You never did it again, not even at home! When I ask you, you just laugh…I loved to see you dance like that!
Sanji: *with a twitching eye* That’s why you brought me here?! I thought you wanted to divorce me, you dumbass! Also… *getting closer until Zoro has to back away a bit* Is that why you have a fucking huge portrait of me pole dancing hanging in the hallway?! Don’t think I never noticed you touching it with that sad face!
Zoro: *pounding and whispering* I just love to see you pole dancing…
Therapist: *muttering* I‘m way too underpaid for that shit…
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HOLY. SHIT.
I don’t even wanna separate these?? TAKE THE WHOLE SHEET I’M SO PROUD OF IT WHAT????
I was playing around with expressions and OMG, I think I unlocked something???
It was mostly from yesterday’s post, I liked the way I drew Pizza Head so I decided to try drawing him again (since it’s been a while) AND GOD I LOVE THESE‼️‼️‼️ Seriously started out rough but then I just kind rolled with it! I like it! I like it a lot‼️ 😆😆
Also since I drew Brick yesterday as well, I decided to change the way I draw him, just a bit 🤏
Today was so fun AAAHHH!!!! 💞💞💞💞💞💞
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