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Another day, another thought, I guess this is my life now.
So last night I was reading this article in which Matthew talks about making the film and the staging of the Paris sex scene. And it struck me how much work and attention to detail was given to this moment:
Which yes, others have talked about what is placed around the room but I'd like to present exhibits B and C:
The other times we see them in bed together, Alex is on Henry's right. Protocol or his good side? (Both?) Because that's your place when you're with a Royal.
But in Paris they're the other way around. Henry is on Alex's right. That's his place. That's where he belongs. In this moment he's not Prince Henry, he's Henry Fox. He's just this guy who is in love with this other guy.
At the DNC hotel they're mired in politics. In Kensington Palace they're in the monarchy. But in Paris? They're just them. Not so much Firstprince as... some other pormanteau. Helex? Alry? Anyway. They're them in Paris and it's as close to neutral ground as they can get and I find it interesting that Henry is on Alex's right when every other instance in his life he has people on his right. He never gets to be the person on the right. He never gets to defer to someone who isn't in some line of succession.
But with Alex? He does. He defers to him (and no this is not a comment about sexual positions) and he isn't pushed into the circumstance and rules of a situation he was born into without any choice or say in the matter. He can just be himself without the need to maintain an image or a sense of duty or adhere to some archiac institution. He's on someone's right.
(He's also put Alex on his non-good side. He's showing that part of himself to this man because he loves and he trusts him and he knows he is safe to do so. That's something else I'm feral over.)
And given how much attention was paid to the staging of Paris you will not be able to convince me that this wasn't deliberate. Matthew López himself could come into my Tumblr inbox and deny it and I wouldn't believe him.
#this really is my life now I guess#I'm a firstprince blog#firstprince#red white and royal blue#alex claremont diaz#henry fox mountchristen windsor#henry prince of wales#rwrb#rwrb movie#matthew lopez#otp: history huh#rwrb movie spoilers#overthinking jen is overthinking#1k notes#this never happens to me
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THIS IS NOT A DRILLLLL
I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL
WE DID IT GUYS!!
#this never happens to me#they always get cancelled#like all of them#Lockwood and co#vampire academy#grease rise of the pink ladies#one of us is lying#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#annabeth chase#percy and annabeth#pjo series#pjo tv show#percabetn#percy pjo#percabeth#pjo#annabeth percy jackson#bc percabeth#percy jackson show#pjotv#pjo hoo toa#pjo disney+#pjo spoilers#pjo fandom#pjoverse#pjo fanart#percy series#and literally annabeth#leah is our annabeth
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2 pulls... 2 pity... I was going to skip him but I guess...
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Final post for today: I have been blessed by the thrift gods!!
Endeavour Season 1!!! And a rainbow haired Barbie!
Anyone in the doll community know what kind of hair fiber this colourful girl has?? It feels too soft to be poly. I think maybe it's nylon? I have a poly Barbie and dear god that poly hair is really something. I also have three dolls with saran, and this rainbow hair is not quite as soft as that. The hair is very swooshy, can by styled easily, doesn't sound like sandpaper when rubbed together, and does not come out when pulled on. The doll was made in China and is from 2015. A little tangled, but not bad!
EDIT: could it be kanekalon?
EDIT 2; I'm an idiot. Doll is not from 2015. She's new, from 2019!!
Need to know the fiber so I can treat the hair properly (boil wash vs conditioner wash)
#thrift god blessing#this never happens to me#doll customization#rainbow hair barbie#barbie dolls#used dolls#doll collector#doll restoration#queer writer
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I'm so rarely part of the "annoying mainstream romance/shipping girlies" that it's so alien and everytime I'm reminded of it I feel like this
#this NEVER happens to me#I'll be honest I'm revelling in it I'm not even ashamed to admit it#'solavellans are annoying' you're damn right babey!!!#a decade of limbo and you think we WOULDN'T be annoying?
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sorry i can't hand in my essay i have a terminal case of having a crush
#kicking my legs and giggling in the library when my class is in fifteen minutes and i have not done the work#this never happens to me
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literally is there anything that says "stomach-upsetti" more than ordering a small chicken noodle soup and an apple juice to go
(whatever mystery stomach bug has had me since monday can quit already)
#this never happens to me#i am a shell#i was living on congee but then the power went out#so now i can no longer reheat anything TT o TT#life with sao
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omg i got him with 1 pull ticket!
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Somehow I began and completed not one but two one-shots all in the span of a week or less I- how.
#how#genuinely#HOW.#THIS NEVER HAPPENS TO ME#?????#dang that’s#wait how many let me count#that’s at least three stories I’ve got ready to post#what the heck#oh this is amazing lol#my post#writer talk
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in the wild I've only ever run into 2 people who have blocked me for no discernible reason. like what did I do to you, dc comics poster on tumblr
#I know of 3 but like the third is my ex I'm sure there's a reason for him there somewhere.#sorry anakin dmed me a riddler post and I went to rb it and tumblr was just like 'no sorry :(' and it really got me#this never happens to me#I don't take this seriously at all I just wanna know what the breaking point was#.txt
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shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king
#interestingly not the most harrowing thing that happened tonight no that was#getting recognized from a podcast. i hope that never happens to me again thats so fucking scary#fuck me and my wretched life why do i always end up exisiting in the public eye while detesting the consequences
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pov the fic's oc has the same name as you 🤭🥴🥸
#this never happens to me#pls tell me im not the only one#i was shooketh#mouth agape#i had to PAUSE#threw my phone down and everything#🥰🤩#calm down ur fangirl is showing#ig i ate tho#fanfic#fanfiction#lol#im just a girl#gaslight gatekeep girlboss
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double posting this comic bc tbh it deserves its own post.... thinking about how elphie was definitely crying after she runs off to hide somewhere following popular... what do the two of them think about afterwards....
#wicked#gelphie#character design#comic#thinking about how elphie ahs probably never been called beautiful by another human being before...#and that makes me want to pull my hair out#she's crying here because she's scared and in love#after glinda comes down from her popular high she does some of her own thinking.#like “why did i say that and actually mean all of it. what's happening to me”
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Got called pretty by a stranger twice today.
Told by someone else I “always have a great Halloween style”
Got told by 3 other people that I looked like a piece of candy corn.
Tis the season ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#walk walk fashion baby#I was wearing a sweater that was candy corn striped#I do look like candy#I was genuinely surprised by most of these conversations because I was so exhausted and felt like crap#so I put on make up a bit to cover it up and then people talked to me about it#this never happens to me#wtf#personal post
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why did my period start ten days early
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Bruce keeping a tighter and tighter lid on his identity around the Justice League because with each new person to reveal their identity he realizes that he has fucked far too high a percentage of his co workers as Bruce Wayne and he has to take this secret to his grave
#the first time it happens he's just like oh whoops that'll be awkward#the second time: well that's not ideal#the third time: fucking hell why did i make a persona that cant keep it in his pants#Clark angsting about why his best friend doesn't trust him enough to tell him his secret identity:#:( why doesn't he trust me after all we've been through together#bruce: i have fucked too many people here including you and you can never know#batman#bruce wayne#dc comics#dc#mine
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