#this never happens to me

[beautifulhigh]

Another day, another thought, I guess this is my life now.

So last night I was reading this article in which Matthew talks about making the film and the staging of the Paris sex scene. And it struck me how much work and attention to detail was given to this moment:

Which yes, others have talked about what is placed around the room but I'd like to present exhibits B and C:

The other times we see them in bed together, Alex is on Henry's right. Protocol or his good side? (Both?) Because that's your place when you're with a Royal.

But in Paris they're the other way around. Henry is on Alex's right. That's his place. That's where he belongs. In this moment he's not Prince Henry, he's Henry Fox. He's just this guy who is in love with this other guy.

At the DNC hotel they're mired in politics. In Kensington Palace they're in the monarchy. But in Paris? They're just them. Not so much Firstprince as... some other pormanteau. Helex? Alry? Anyway. They're them in Paris and it's as close to neutral ground as they can get and I find it interesting that Henry is on Alex's right when every other instance in his life he has people on his right. He never gets to be the person on the right. He never gets to defer to someone who isn't in some line of succession.

But with Alex? He does. He defers to him (and no this is not a comment about sexual positions) and he isn't pushed into the circumstance and rules of a situation he was born into without any choice or say in the matter. He can just be himself without the need to maintain an image or a sense of duty or adhere to some archiac institution. He's on someone's right.

(He's also put Alex on his non-good side. He's showing that part of himself to this man because he loves and he trusts him and he knows he is safe to do so. That's something else I'm feral over.)

And given how much attention was paid to the staging of Paris you will not be able to convince me that this wasn't deliberate. Matthew López himself could come into my Tumblr inbox and deny it and I wouldn't believe him.

[ajbullet]

THIS IS NOT A DRILLLLL

I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL

WE DID IT GUYS!!

[smol-eepy-femboy]

I either look very weird today or very submissive and breedable because why did I catch like 4+ girls staring at me today???? Like does my face look weird or what? (Or maybe I’m just schizophrenic)

[ohnogodpls]

2 pulls... 2 pity... I was going to skip him but I guess...

[feverofthyself]

sorry i can't hand in my essay i have a terminal case of having a crush

[catwif3]

literally is there anything that says "stomach-upsetti" more than ordering a small chicken noodle soup and an apple juice to go

(whatever mystery stomach bug has had me since monday can quit already)

[peppermint-twst]

omg i got him with 1 pull ticket!

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

Somehow I began and completed not one but two one-shots all in the span of a week or less I- how.

[primalriddle]

in the wild I've only ever run into 2 people who have blocked me for no discernible reason. like what did I do to you, dc comics poster on tumblr

[twinliches]

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

[ghost-oftheriver]

work all night on a drink of rum

daylight come and me wan go home

stack banana til the morning come

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

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come mr tallyman tally me banana

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lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

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six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

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day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

a beautiful bunch of ripe banana

daylight come and me wan go home

hide the deadly black tarantula

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

dayo

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daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

[captainofallships]

Got called pretty by a stranger twice today.

Told by someone else I “always have a great Halloween style”

Got told by 3 other people that I looked like a piece of candy corn.

Tis the season ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[pattydia]

why did my period start ten days early

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Bruce keeping a tighter and tighter lid on his identity around the Justice League because with each new person to reveal their identity he realizes that he has fucked far too high a percentage of his co workers as Bruce Wayne and he has to take this secret to his grave

[ochiody]

so has anyone seen that tiktok of two odysseus/hamilton cosplayers outside in the hurricane. because i have

[danidoodels]

tim needed a disguise quick and it was the only viable option unfortunately