catwif3
catwif3
caffeinated catastrophe
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sao (say-oh) // bog witch // she/her // theatre lighting tech & professional knitting
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catwif3 · 12 hours ago
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when you are wearing the right bra and happen to be looking in the mirror at just the right moment and you take a step and SEE the tops of your breasts wobble like silken tofu...... like oh no.... the hentais are real and i'M HENTAI
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catwif3 · 2 days ago
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your tumblr avatar is who you are on the outside, and your discord avatar is your true self
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catwif3 · 3 days ago
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Do you have plans for valentines day?
(Please include a show results option)
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catwif3 · 3 days ago
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my icon (drawn in 2020) vs my hair now..... it may.... be time.... to do a new one
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catwif3 · 3 days ago
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peaceful. angelic. once again forcing me into a state of inaction and dehydration.
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catwif3 · 3 days ago
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get u some friends who, when you tell them you're anemic and vitamin deficient, will immediately rag on you for being nutritionally useless to a vampire
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catwif3 · 3 days ago
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am i shivering because talking to people on the internet is mad scary and gives u adrenaline or because it's cold af in my house!
(por qué no los dos?)
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catwif3 · 3 days ago
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I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.
Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"
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catwif3 · 4 days ago
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always worried about trying to provide advice to ppl bc i know i'm good at things and i don't wanna like.... downplay that there can be a very real difference in skill and experience between people? like
if you felt you were bad at a thing and were talking to someone you had expressed admiration for,
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catwif3 · 4 days ago
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nobody lures you into the fog anymore
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catwif3 · 5 days ago
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Cats Stealing Food in Paintings
Still Life with Cat (1705) by Desportes, It's no use crying over spilt milk (1880) by Frank Paton, Still Life of the Remnants of a Meal with a Lunging Cat (18th Century) by Alexandre-François Desportes, Fish Still Life with Two Cats (1781) by Martin Ferdinand Quadal, Still Life with a Cat and a Mackerel on a Table Top (18th Century) by Giovanni Rivalta, The Collared Thief (1860) by William James Webbe, Cat Stealing a String of Sausages (17th Century) by Abraham van Beyeren, Still Life with a Cat (1760) by Sebastiano Lazzari, Kitchen Still Life with Fish and Cat (ca. 1650) by Sebastian Stoskopff, An Oyster Supper (1882) by Horatio Henry Couldery, Still Life with an Ebony Chest (17th Century) by Frans Snyders, Still Life with a Cat (1724) by Alexandre-Francois Desportes, A Cat Attacking Dead Game (18th Century) by Alexandre-François Desportes, Still Life of Fresh-Water Fish with a Cat (1656) by Pieter Claesz, Still Life with Fruits and Ham with a Cat and a Parrot (18th Century) by Alexandre-Francois Desportes, A Cat Holding a Fish in Its Mouth (18th Century) by Sebastiano Lazzari, Still Life with a Cat and a Hare (18th Century) by Desportes, Still Life with Cat and Rayfish (1728) by Jean-Siméon Chardin, A Cat with Dead Game (1711) by Alexandre-Francois Desportes, Still Life with Cat and Fish (1728) by Jean Baptiste Siméon Chardin
Via James Lucas on X/Twitter
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catwif3 · 5 days ago
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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
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catwif3 · 6 days ago
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shen qingqiu was, in fact, looking luo binghe in the massive tits
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catwif3 · 6 days ago
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why do we insist on sitting like this. is it natural? no. is it normal? also no. ok but is it comfortable? .... ONLY KIND OF????
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catwif3 · 6 days ago
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yeah..... [1] / [2]
me scrolling my twitter feed like ah yes. i see we're all feeling very normal about what i assume from context clues was the tgcf s3 donghua hua cheng outfit release (i don't keep up on promotional material personally so i'm the "was i just supposed to find out?" meme at all times)
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catwif3 · 7 days ago
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me scrolling my twitter feed like ah yes. i see we're all feeling very normal about what i assume from context clues was the tgcf s3 donghua hua cheng outfit release (i don't keep up on promotional material personally so i'm the "was i just supposed to find out?" meme at all times)
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catwif3 · 7 days ago
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Come back, I have to tell you the plot of a fic I’ll never write and get you excited about it so we can all be disappointed with me later
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