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catwif3 · 2 hours ago

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Everyone I give my knitting to carries a piece of me around with them

#OH NOOO #HEAVES A DEEP SIGH #I TRY TO PULL IT OUT!!! BUT SOMETIMES IT'S TOO LATE #IT'S JUST IN THERE.....#knitting #fiber arts

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catwif3 · 10 hours ago

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ok this is what i'm talking about!!!! this is listed as PINK????? WHERE?????? that's TAN!!! with a hint of sunburn MAYBE

home furnishings in PARTICULAR (altho clothing is also guilty of this) LOOOOOVE to list things as "pink and gray" when the pink is soooo orange it's closer to salmon :/ LIKE!! TECHNICALLY TRUE!!! but deeply frustrating as a "true pink to blue pink" enjoyer b/c the peachier ones just make me go ＞︿＜

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catwif3 · 10 hours ago

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home furnishings in PARTICULAR (altho clothing is also guilty of this) LOOOOOVE to list things as "pink and gray" when the pink is soooo orange it's closer to salmon :/ LIKE!! TECHNICALLY TRUE!!! but deeply frustrating as a "true pink to blue pink" enjoyer b/c the peachier ones just make me go ＞︿＜

#life with sao #i'm shopping for carpets to put in my unfinished basement #for the like #3rd attempt at the process in 2 years living here x'D

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catwif3 · 15 hours ago

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Best Danmei Opening:

And now the flip side

#this is weird for me b/c scum villain was the one that got me into danmei #bc i'm a slut for isekai so that's all ppl needed to say to get me into a whole new genre #and tgcf is the one that i'm like “oh wow this is now my most bookmarked fandom on ao3 by like... double the prev most”#BUT when i was READING THEM and current opinion is:#as a BOOK and not a FANDOM mdzs is the strongest #most compelling character introductions and plot movement.#so “ride or die from the first book” was absolutely:#“i've only had wei wuxian for one book but if anything happened to him i would kill everyone in this room etc”#also erha would be the second place as far as that b/c mo ran inspired a very similar effect in me #tumblr polls

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catwif3 · 2 days ago

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introduced another friend to spaghetti napolitan kekekeke

(aka: "ok so it's ketchup spaghetti but also not. also it's good. just trust me."

"sao i don't like what you're saying."

"trust."

"oh my god what the fuck why is it good?!?!!" )

#life with sao #it's a japanese home cook staple for a reason!!#but there's no way to describe it to an american audience that doesn't make them go ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ

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catwif3 · 3 days ago

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FASCINATING turnaround from early "wider is better" to midgame "no gap is better" to end-times "wider makes the gap worth it despite the horrors" here!! i think i was considering the same thing: it would be nice to have the space JUST IN CASE if i ever wanted to host!!

considering sofa beds for my basement again lads so i need some opinions!!

imagine u are sleeping over at a friend's house, right?

for any further reference needed, these are the two options i'm thinking of!

#life with sao

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catwif3 · 3 days ago

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considering sofa beds for my basement again lads so i need some opinions!!

imagine u are sleeping over at a friend's house, right?

for any further reference needed, these are the two options i'm thinking of!

#night reblog! <3 #thoughts welcome owo

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catwif3 · 4 days ago

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considering sofa beds for my basement again lads so i need some opinions!!

imagine u are sleeping over at a friend's house, right?

for any further reference needed, these are the two options i'm thinking of!

#life with sao #home decorating #furniture #tumblr polls #reblogs for reach &/or friends reply w/ more detailed thoughts welcome!!

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catwif3 · 7 days ago

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FYI iPhone users!

#??? does my father have an iphone. fuck.#gonna have to check his phone :(

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catwif3 · 7 days ago

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writing anal sex is like: don't think too hard about it. unless you want to be writing the kind of story where you are actually addressing the details about digestive patterns and sanitary concerns just DON'T THINK ABOUT IT IT'S GENRE CONVENTIONS AT THIS POINT U HAVE A FREE PASS TAKE THE FREE PASS

#life with sao #fanfic woes #nsfw tag ????#i'm great at this kind of suspension of disbelief when i'm reading usually #but when ur writing sometimes it is harder lmao

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catwif3 · 8 days ago

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outside cold and hard, cat soft and warm

#however i am softly lamenting to him abt the many things i need to do #not least of which is wash my face and put on my damn glasses #phone 5 inches from my face typing this rn #life with sao #mr. mystery chronicles #cats

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catwif3 · 8 days ago

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tired of people closing hualian's age gap in modern au's oh my god just make them older you cowards!!! (or lean into it honestly!! but also stop being scared to write abt adults!!!!!!) i assure you that at 35 the 27-28 yo's of my acquaintance are in NO noticeably different life stage ok???

#modern au xl should be nearly 40 change my mind #hm. not tagging this one bc i sound like i wanna pick a fight but i don't actually

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catwif3 · 9 days ago

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we were all so focused on phone brands and laptops consolidating their chargers that we weren’t paying attention to vibrators. they used to all have micro-usb ports and now all these different vibrators all have custom brand-specific chargers. we’re bowing to Big Sex Toy. but in a way that’s not as fun as that wording made it sound

#bro i have like three subtly different chargers for different products from the SAME BRAND #it's the WORST #still trying to figure out how to label them #maybe tape #b/c there is NO WAY to remember which one of those they go to without that #i'm not even mad about the magnetic ones compared to that mess

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catwif3 · 9 days ago

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