catwif3
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sao (say-oh) // bog witch // she/her // theatre lighting tech & professional knitting
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catwif3 · 3 days ago
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AMAZON IS STRIKING LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!! LETS GO!@!
as someone who has worked in amazon warehouses for many years, this is crazy like. oh my god. DURING PEAK SEASON?? LETS GOOOO
media and companies are already trying to say "DONT LET THE UNIONS MISLEAD YOU WE PROMISE WE TREAT OUR WORKERS WELL!!!" well hey ive worked there for YEARS. they do not ! dont listen to their bullshit. it might be difficult to not get frustrated if packages are late at the most important time of the year but thats the whole point -- strikes happening when the workers are most necessary is a massive blow to showing just how essential the workers are . anyways stand with amazon workers this holiday season god fucking bless
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catwif3 · 3 days ago
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hiking trails on the west coast: Begin climbing on a soft earthen trail through beautiful douglas fir-western hemlock forest for 2.5 miles along a series of switchbacks, then break from the tree cover for 1 mile of straight even trail through a stunning wildflower meadow just below the ridgeline, after which the trail makes a sharp right and continues to the summit with a further 2 miles of switchbacks. Enjoy beautiful views of the nearest dormant stratovolcano and also at least two waterfalls and a crystal-clear alpine lake along the way. Round trip: 11 miles, 3,000ft elevation gain. Difficulty: moderate :)
hiking trails on the east coast: Go 1.5 miles up. Yes, straight up. Switchbacks? What are you, a baby? Are you a little child? Fuck you. Go up. [Seasonal note: first half of trail is a running stream during mud season and a multipitch ice climbing route during winter.] Round trip: 3 miles, 1,200ft elevation gain. Difficulty: jesus christ
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catwif3 · 4 days ago
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memes to make me feel better
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catwif3 · 5 days ago
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catwif3 · 5 days ago
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these are my dialogue options when you talk to me btw
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catwif3 · 6 days ago
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i will never understand people who leave like, hate comments or anything when i feel such malicious vindication upon simply exiting a story i didn't like without leaving kudos
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catwif3 · 7 days ago
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Why You Need 5-10 Craft Projects On The Go
It sounds like the dream prescription for avid crafters but, happily, this is a genuine recommendation from leading craft psychologist, Dr Anne Kirketerp. She recommends having lots of projects in progress at any one time because mental capacity fluctuates. We all need different levels of challenge to become engrossed in craft depending on the time of the day and day of the week.
Every crafter I know:
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catwif3 · 7 days ago
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Most blessed type of fandom experience tbh
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catwif3 · 7 days ago
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Post is set for a week, let's see how it goes...
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catwif3 · 8 days ago
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osha compliant blowjob
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catwif3 · 9 days ago
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Count piercings that have closed up (and double-count them if you went to a piercing place to get them re-pierced)
Use your own judgement on what "a piercing" is. but generally im aiming at "number of times a piercing needle or gun has been used on you, intentionally, for aesthetic purposes"
feel free to give the where/when breakdown in the tags u want also?
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catwif3 · 11 days ago
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Feel free to elaborate in the tags!
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catwif3 · 14 days ago
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It's called "plus size" because it's a plus when a girl is that size :3
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catwif3 · 14 days ago
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I think now is a good time for us all to review the principle of Jury Nullification.
Jury Nullification is when a jury finds a defendant Not Guilty even though they (perhaps secretly) believe them to be guilty.
In the United States, this has come up primarily in the case of 'escaped slave laws'. Good people are not willing to send formerly enslaved people back to their captors.
Governments hate this sort of behavior. But it's hard to stop. How have they tried?
1. They keep it secret. Jurors are not informed of this possibility. Activists who talk to jurors in front of courthouses have been arrested.
2. Jury Selection. Anyone who brings up nullification in jury selection gets removed. All jurors musts agree to "accept as correct the rulings and instructions of the law as provided by the judge." But they can't stop you from changing your mind.
3. Declare a Mistrial. If the defense or anyone else mentions nullification, they can scrub the whole thing and try again with a fresh jury. They will also find excuses to strike individual jurors if they need to.
4. They Flat Out Lie to You. Quoting Wikipedia here:
In 2017, a jury was instructed: "You cannot substitute your sense of justice, whatever that means, for your duty to follow the law, whether you agree with it or not. It is not for you to determine whether the law is just or whether the law is unjust. That cannot be your task. There is no such thing as valid jury nullification. You would violate your oath and the law if you willfully brought a verdict contrary to the law given to you in this case." The Ninth Circuit upheld the first three sentences of the jury's instruction and overruled the remainder but deemed that instruction a harmless error and affirmed the conviction.[67]
So expect scary people to tell you that you are breaking the law if don't give the verdict they want you to give.
But you don't have to do what they tell you to. If you find yourself on a jury you can come to whatever conclusions your conscience demands.
Maybe that bag of weed looks like oregano to you. Maybe that gun looks like a prop. Maybe the cop or the prosecutor seems shifty. Perhaps the defendant just has an honest face.
You can always find a reasonable doubt. Fuck you I won't do what you tell me to.
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catwif3 · 14 days ago
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i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here
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catwif3 · 15 days ago
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my friend and I were arguing over this today so please tell me
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catwif3 · 15 days ago
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also deeply important: LOOK at this final project from computer art class in my junior or senior year. that's aaalllll macromedia FIREWORKS baybeeeee
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LOOK at the collage boards of my late teens/early twenties my parents have preserved in their original format i am SCREAMING
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