sao (say-oh) // bog witch // she/her // theatre lighting tech & professional knitting
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when you are wearing the right bra and happen to be looking in the mirror at just the right moment and you take a step and SEE the tops of your breasts wobble like silken tofu...... like oh no.... the hentais are real and i'M HENTAI
#i have GOT to get on that booty shorts that say “I'M KIND OF A HENTAI EXPERIENCE” in block print ....#life with sao
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your tumblr avatar is who you are on the outside, and your discord avatar is your true self
#they are both the same avatar and both of them are just. me.#so hm.#talk about an open book personality x'D
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Do you have plans for valentines day?
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my icon (drawn in 2020) vs my hair now..... it may.... be time.... to do a new one
#the motivation to draw myself is lacking tho#deeply unusual for me!!!#life with sao#sao art#sao pics
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peaceful. angelic. once again forcing me into a state of inaction and dehydration.
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get u some friends who, when you tell them you're anemic and vitamin deficient, will immediately rag on you for being nutritionally useless to a vampire
#instead of. u know. making sympathetic noises.#i'm gREAT at this.#if u need someone to take ur ass to the er and make light of the situation the whole way i am ur GAL#life with sao
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am i shivering because talking to people on the internet is mad scary and gives u adrenaline or because it's cold af in my house!
(por qué no los dos?)
#life with sao#can't wait until it's summer and it's 78 degrees in here again.#like 75 would be the perfect year round temp. but. i am cheap.#so it's 70 in winter and 77-78 in summer
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I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.
Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"
#reblogging for this item being linked!!!#altho i did buy a mp3 player with microsd expansion a while back#which does also fulfill much the same function! just without the specific control buttons
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always worried about trying to provide advice to ppl bc i know i'm good at things and i don't wanna like.... downplay that there can be a very real difference in skill and experience between people? like
if you felt you were bad at a thing and were talking to someone you had expressed admiration for,
#tumblr polls#being a person who is naturally actually pretty confident in my skills#BUT socially anxious enough to constantly go “NOOO now you sound CONCEITED and STUCK UP”#but also don't wanna like. lie to ppl.#hm maybe that last one goes in the “i'm not autistic but i believe in their beliefs” pile i am quietly not looking at#like all art has value but there is clearly gonna be differences in skill and as a creator that is often keenly felt!
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nobody lures you into the fog anymore
#dunno what you're talking about it happens to me every few months#<- prev#friend i think u lure yourself into the fog TBH.#that or the spirit of the film camera does it
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Cats Stealing Food in Paintings
Still Life with Cat (1705) by Desportes, It's no use crying over spilt milk (1880) by Frank Paton, Still Life of the Remnants of a Meal with a Lunging Cat (18th Century) by Alexandre-François Desportes, Fish Still Life with Two Cats (1781) by Martin Ferdinand Quadal, Still Life with a Cat and a Mackerel on a Table Top (18th Century) by Giovanni Rivalta, The Collared Thief (1860) by William James Webbe, Cat Stealing a String of Sausages (17th Century) by Abraham van Beyeren, Still Life with a Cat (1760) by Sebastiano Lazzari, Kitchen Still Life with Fish and Cat (ca. 1650) by Sebastian Stoskopff, An Oyster Supper (1882) by Horatio Henry Couldery, Still Life with an Ebony Chest (17th Century) by Frans Snyders, Still Life with a Cat (1724) by Alexandre-Francois Desportes, A Cat Attacking Dead Game (18th Century) by Alexandre-François Desportes, Still Life of Fresh-Water Fish with a Cat (1656) by Pieter Claesz, Still Life with Fruits and Ham with a Cat and a Parrot (18th Century) by Alexandre-Francois Desportes, A Cat Holding a Fish in Its Mouth (18th Century) by Sebastiano Lazzari, Still Life with a Cat and a Hare (18th Century) by Desportes, Still Life with Cat and Rayfish (1728) by Jean-Siméon Chardin, A Cat with Dead Game (1711) by Alexandre-Francois Desportes, Still Life with Cat and Fish (1728) by Jean Baptiste Siméon Chardin
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#i am FASCINATED by the results of this poll!#and wondering if it's getting a selection bias bc of the types of blogs interacting with it#or if there's just VASTLY more people with quote unquote abnormal sexual experiences#than “common knowledge” would have one think#tumblr polls
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shen qingqiu was, in fact, looking luo binghe in the massive tits
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#1) this is too good for the fandom blog y'all get this on main#2) that source comic panel is just me asdkaflljeaigofn;#svsss
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why do we insist on sitting like this. is it natural? no. is it normal? also no. ok but is it comfortable? .... ONLY KIND OF????
#life with sao#mr. mystery chronicles#a position i put myself into not expecting to have to hold it#but then a little man moves into the house made by my leg.....#now ur hip and knee are at extremely weird flexes and ur foot is falling asleep
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yeah..... [1] / [2]
me scrolling my twitter feed like ah yes. i see we're all feeling very normal about what i assume from context clues was the tgcf s3 donghua hua cheng outfit release (i don't keep up on promotional material personally so i'm the "was i just supposed to find out?" meme at all times)
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me scrolling my twitter feed like ah yes. i see we're all feeling very normal about what i assume from context clues was the tgcf s3 donghua hua cheng outfit release (i don't keep up on promotional material personally so i'm the "was i just supposed to find out?" meme at all times)
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Come back, I have to tell you the plot of a fic I’ll never write and get you excited about it so we can all be disappointed with me later
#i have been so assiduously resisting this impulse#so as to be forced to write the story or else i will never get to tell anyone about it.#great for your writing production#not the BEST thing in the world for your mental health in some ways but eehhhhhh#writing woes
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