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Queerness in Indian Media
âłFilm: DON (1978, Hindi) dir. CHANDRA BAROT
Don follows two characters: Roma (Zeenat Aman), a woman who is out for revenge against the crime boss Don, who killed her brother and sister-in-law, and Vijay (Amitabh Bachchan), a street performer who looks exactly like Don and is recruited to help take down his gang.
In an era where women characters wore long hair and dresses and were often in the narrative simply to be romanced, Roma learns karate and judo, chops off her hair, dons a suit, and infiltrates Don's gang. While she does trade in these more masculine traits for feminine clothes and longer hair at later points in the movie, it is always with the intent of disguise--and in the climactic scene, she is back in her suit, punching and kicking the bad guys right alongside the men.
In contrast, Vijay is far more feminine than the average male action hero. However, he is never ridiculed by the narrative for these qualities--he is comic relief at times, but the joke is never his femininity. Furthermore, he is guardian to two children while their father, Jasjit (Pran), serves a prison sentence. Vijay is a caring substitute father who will do anything to ensure that the children are happy, healthy, safe, and educated--a delightful characterization given society's disinclination to allow gender non conforming people around children. While disguised as Don, Vijay adopts more masculine mannerisms (something he has to learn how to do since, as he says, 'Don shoots at the drop of a hat, while I don't even know how to play marbles!'), but he often reverts to his old style as well.
Most surprising, however, is the end of the movie, when Roma, Vijay, Jasjit, and the children all walk off into the sunset together--a family that would be considered extremely unusual in today's times, much less the 1970s.
#bollywood#don#queerness in indian media#this movie is just shenanigans from start to finish and I love it#don't think about the logic. shhh. just have fun.#the wikipedia page has some interesting facts about the making of it and the songs#anyway I love roma and vijay. I love when they find out each other's secret and it's all like#ohhh I felt so drawn to you....I felt that you were like myself.....I felt I can trust you.....#gays recognizing each other. if I do say so myself!#the metaphor is there! it's a salim-javed movie too so! I see it! I see the vision!
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hi!! Given my obsession for Hugh jackman I am CRAVING for some Leopold X reader (from Kate & Leopold)! Maybe with some little angst but happy ending??
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Leopold Mountbatten x fem!reader a/n: I donât know how controversial this is going to be and I donât care. I could never finish the movie because I hated Meg Ryan in it so much. Itâs so odd, Iâve loved her in everything else sheâs been in but she made it such a hard watch. Maybe itâs because she reminds me of my grandma in the worst way lol, but I finished it for you anon sorry this was a little rushed Anyways, hope you enjoy lovelies Summary: Your neighbor went back in time and dragged someone back with him. He's irritatingly polite and far too interested in your way of life. What are you meant to do when you fall for a man who was never even supposed to meet you?
âHello, madam, please I need your help!â
Youâre used to crazies, it is New York after all. But theyâre not usually shouting at you through your window. Especially not when youâre on the sixth floor. You look away from your coffee and glance towards the fire escape.Â
Thereâs an oddly dressed man with red eyes waving at you through the dirty glass. You offer him a tentative wave back and he nods aggressively. âYes, hello, I need your assistance.â
âUm,â you shake your head, âSorry, I donât have any drugs dude.â
âNo,â he places his hands pathetically on the glass and shakes his head. âPlease, I have been kidnapped.â Finally, you take a step closer to him. You can tell now that his eyes arenât reddened from any medicinal fun, he probably got pepper sprayed.Â
Your friend did it to you once when you tried to surprise her on her birthday and youâll never forget just how awful you looked afterwards. You can see him a bit more clearly now. Whatever odd costume heâs got on, it looks good. Genuine and clean.Â
Not like most of the street performers you see in Times Square. Besides, he doesnât have that maddened look in his eye that makes you worry heâs going to come inside and kill you. Tentatively, you open the window.Â
Heâs leaping through in a second and you jump back with a yelp. He turns towards you and his eyes widen before he quickly turns away. âMy good lady, where are your pants?â
âUh,â you glance down at the oversized shirt youâre wearing and the tiny shorts underneath. Admittedly, itâs a little skimpy, but youâre not walking around naked. Youâve heard of committing to the bit, but this is a bit much. âOn,â you tell him, walking around him and trying to stand close to the phone.Â
âMaâam-â Heâs cut off as someone slams their fist on your front door. You keep a weary eye on the man while you unlock your door.Â
âHey,â Stuart smiles at you. His eyes drift slightly past your shoulder and he goes barging into your apartment. âLeopold! What did I say?â
You huff and glare at Stuartâs frantic back. âThis is yours?â Stuart nods and rushes Leopold out the door. You donât miss the pleading, while slightly scandalized, look he sends you.Â
You slam the door closed behind them, shaking your head and going back to your morning paper. You doubt youâll be seeing him around again.Â
You know, itâs just your luck that your upstairs neighbor is a scientist, one who happens to dabble in the art of time travel. And itâs just your luck that he had to fall down a damn elevator shaft.Â
Now, according to him, you have to care for someone from a different century so he can make it back to his time portal in, well, in time. This is fucking ridiculous. âIâm going to kill you, Stuart.â
âLook, theyâre going to take my phone but he really cannot-â
It goes silent on the other end. You shout his name a few times but hear nothing in response. You assume the hospital staff has finally gotten sick of his shenanigans and has taken his phone. You slam your handset down with a huff and look towards the living room. Leopold hasnât sat down since you walked in and itâs unsettling.Â
âSo,â you start and his attention snaps towards you. â1876, huh?â
He nods and you roll your eyes with a scoff. âOh, this is insane. This is insane,â you mutter to yourself, walking towards Stuartâs door. Leopold gives you a concerned look before quickly following after you. Thereâs a part of you, and you hate that part, that actually believes some of this.Â
Stuart is a brilliant, though flawed, scientist. You donât doubt that he might have actually unlocked the secret to traveling back to the past, but itâs such an insane idea to try and wrap your head around.Â
âCome on, weâre leaving.â You know that Stuart doesnât want him out of the house. Tough. Youâre not going to just stay inside and wait until he can supposedly go back to the past. You donât give Leopold any time to process your answer, already out the door and heading towards the stairs.Â
âYou know,â he starts as he catches up to you. âYou are quite rude.â Your first instinct is to snap back at him. But you take a breath and stop yourself.Â
Youâre desensitized, ridiculously used to just how awful New Yorkers can be to each other. And whether this man is truly from the past or not is up for debate. But he is polite and earnest, and you have no reason to be a bitch to him.Â
âIâm,â the words are hard to come by but you force them out anyway, âIâm sorry.â He looks genuinely surprised by the apology and it only makes you feel worse. âThis is just an insane idea to try and grasp.â
He chuckles softly, smiling as he glances down at his feet. âYes, how do you think I feel?â
Youâre sure itâs not his intention, but you only feel like more of an ass. If this is hard for you, whatever he's going through is a hundred times worse. You werenât forcefully ripped out of your own time and shoved into another you donât understand. Heâs still trying to comprehend the television.
Though, youâre sure being a scientist has helped him in marginally understanding how all of this is possible. âHow do you like the future?â It sounds awkward and stiff, but you havenât had to talk to anyone in a really long time.Â
Your interactions are pretty limited at the book shop considering no one ever comes in. They all order online nowadays and all you really have to worry about is organizing shelves. Youâre embarrassingly rusty when it comes to conversing.Â
And his propensity towards eloquence only makes you feel worse. âI must admit, some of your inventions have been quite fascinating. Iâm especially fond of your showers.â
Your face scrunches slightly at the mention of hygiene and you nod, âI bet.â Before either of you can attempt to salvage this horrible attempt at conversation your phone starts ringing. âHold on one second,â you tell him. You walk a few feet away from him but you can still feel his eyes boring into your back as you move away.Â
âHello?â
Thereâs a frantic shout of your name down the line and then the distinct jingling of keys. âI need you to cover the shop. Marcy just went into labor and Iâve got to go!â Paul doesnât give you a chance to respond before he hangs up.Â
Your jaw gapes and you stare down at your phone with shock. You know Paul and his wife had been expecting, but had it really already been nine months? Has your life become so monotonous and dull that nine months doesnât even register for you?
Itâs a depressing thought. One youâd rather not linger on. âWhat was that?â
You scream, though the people passing by donât pay you any mind, and jump away from Leopold. âJesus, where the hell did you come from?â
Leopold flinches away from you and his face is just as aghast as yours. âGood heavens, what is the matter with you? Do you respond to anything as a sensible woman might?â
âI resent that.â You tell him bitterly. Though, he does make a good point. Youâve been on edge constantly. You always seem to be more anxious than you are happy. Itâs not a good state to perpetually exist in. âI need to go into work.â
You donât want to outright say that he needs to go back to the apartment. It feels a little mean, but youâre hoping heâll catch onto your tone of voice.Â
His entire demeanor perks up and he smiles at you. âWonderful, I am dreadfully curious as to what you do.â
You open your mouth to correct him, let him know heâs not coming. But heâs staring at you with such hopeful eyes that you cannot find it in yourself to turn him down. He seems so excited, youâre sure he wonât be when he gets to your cluttered little bookshop. You let out a weary sigh, âFine. Okay.â
You walk towards the curb, hoping to hail a cab. But Leopoldâs hand gently wraps around your elbow and tugs you in the opposite direction. Your eyes widen in response to his boldness. You thought touching a woman he wasnât courting would cause someone like him to combust. Seems he didnât mind breaking the rules sometimes.Â
You make a mental note of that for later. You donât know what youâre going to do with the information, but you find it intriguing. Maybe the modern world was rubbing off on him more than heâd like to admit.Â
âWe should take this,â he stops you in front of a horse-drawn carriage and you immediately begin to shake your head.Â
âNo, Leopold, these are just tourist traps-â
He doesnât let you finish, opening the carriageâs door and gently nudging you inside. âNonsense! This is far more enjoyable than those yellow monstrosities.â
âTaxi,â you correct. You turn towards the carriage driver and give him directions to your bookshop. âInk and Tea on Fifth.â He nods and the carriage rolls forward with a lurch. You grip the cushioned seats and pray you donât get motion sickness.Â
âInk and Tea?â Leopold inquires. âAre you a journalist?â
You smile and shake your head. âNo, nothing so fancy. I just help take care of an old bookshop. They were supposed to extend the shop when it first opened. They were going to build a space for people to get pastries or drink tea, but it never happened and the owner was too lazy to change the name.â
It feels a little humiliating to be talking about your minimum-wage job to a renowned scientist. Heâs invented or is going to, elevators. He doesnât care about your stupid shop. But he doesnât look particularly judgy of you. If anything he seems to be endeared to you the more you talk.Â
Normally, youâre oblivious to these sorts of things. But itâs nearly impossible for him to hide. Heâs not shy with his attraction, never taking his eyes off of you and hanging onto your every word. Youâre not used to such outward attention.Â
You look out of the carriage, pretending to take in views youâve already seen a thousand times. âThis city is incredible,â he wonders aloud. His awe is palpable.Â
Your nose wrinkles and you shrug. âItâs dirty and the people are intolerable.â
âMust you always be so pessimistic?â You snap your mouth shut and feel embarrassment creeping around you. Youâve never had someone point out when youâre being negative, but he has a point.Â
You used to view the city through the same rose-colored glasses. Somethingâs broken inside you in recent years that has just taken the joy out of life. Everything is grey to you now, until Leopold, nothing spectacular has ever really happened to you.Â
The carriage comes to a stop outside the shop before you can respond to him. You want to deny what he says, but you canât. Your attitude is almost always unnecessary. You think sometimes you might just be trying to see if everyone feels as miserable as you do or if thereâs just something wrong with you.Â
âCome on,â you tell him, getting out and paying the driver. He wanders towards the shop, eyeing the displays in the window curiously.Â
âThese are wonderful,â he tells you, pointing to the way youâd made the books look like theyâre floating above the shelves. It was just some silly little thing youâd tried to get more people in the shop. Itâd worked for about a month.Â
âI did that,â you unlock the door to the shop and open it for him. But he doesnât walk in immediately, instead, he lingers in the doorway. He offers you a soft smile and you canât help but return it.Â
âYouâre more creative than you give yourself credit for.â
Your eyes widen as you watch him walk inside. He keeps making these oddly astute observations about you and itâs throwing you off your game. You barely know this man and youâve always been good at keeping yourself aloof and vague. Yet, he seems to read you like youâre wearing your heart on your sleeve.Â
âFeel free toâŚâ heâs already made himself comfortable somewhere in the back and you trail off. âLook around,â you finish lamely. His form is lost somewhere in stacks of books and cluttered shelves.Â
You know most of the classics and history books are kept towards the back. You wonder if heâs reminiscing or getting a headstart before he gets back to his time. You smile at the thought and walk behind the counter, sitting on the stool and preparing to finish off the rest of the day.
Leopold is still somewhere lost to you an hour later. Occasionally youâll hear a page flip or the clatter of a book being reshelved, but there are no other signs of life. Not until the bell above the door rings.Â
âClark,â you smile, sitting up straighter as your friend walks through the door. âWhatâre you doing here?â
He gives you a crooked grin and shrugs. Just over his shoulder, you can see Leopoldâs head pop over a shelf, he looks between you both, eyes narrowing with disdain. âPaul told me youâd be here, figured you might want some company.â
âActually-â you start, but another voice cuts you off.Â
âLeopold Mountbatten,â he comes around the corner, hand outstretched as he comes in between you and Clark. âAnd who might you be?â
Your brows furrow in confusion at the interaction. Leopold seems oddly hostile and Clark looks strangely caught off guard. âUm, Clark. Nice to meet you, man.â He shakes Leopoldâs hand but his grip is weak and it only lasts for one awkward half-second.Â
Itâs uncomfortable to watch them try and interact and it only gets worse when they turn towards you. Clearly, they want you to tell them who the hell the other guy is. But you feel like that might just make the situation worse.Â
Besides, you were pretty content with it just being you and Leopold, you donât need Clark coming in here and riling things up. âYou know, Clark, Iâm set here. You can just go home.â Your tone leaves no room for argument but you know he wants to.Â
âAlright, Iâll just call you later, I guess.â He throws one last skeptical look at Leopold before finally slinking back out of the shop.Â
âNeither of you should be alone without a chaperone present.â Leopold bluntly scolds you without even waiting a second before Clark is gone. It catches you off guard and you scoff.Â
You motion between the two of you, âWe donât have a chaperone.âÂ
Leopold shrugs, âYes, well, Iâm not courting you.â It shouldnât, because heâs right, but that stings. He is attractive, surprisingly so. You have this odd belief that anyone from his century had to be at least a little ugly. But heâs near perfect.Â
Hearing him tell you so bluntly that youâre not courting hurts a little. Though, you canât blame him. You must be dramatically different than the women heâs used to. From your manners to how you dress, youâre practically an alien.Â
You stand up from behind the counter and walk towards the cart of books that need to be shelved. âClark is a friend. Nothing more.â Youâve never once been romantically interested in your friend. Heâs attractive, but heâs not really your type.
Apparently, British men from the nineteenth century are. Which does not bode well for your romantic prospects once Leopold is back home. âIt is plain for anyone to see how he wants you. Donât let yourself be blinded by naivete.â
âNaivete?â you scoff and turn around to glare at him. âDonât pretend to know anything about me, alright? Iâm not some maiden in a frilly dress who needs a chaperone.â You can see that your words affect him. He looks a little taken aback by your anger and so are you.Â
Itâs misplaced. Youâre not mad at him, just mad that you even like him. âJust go read or something, Leopold.â You dismiss him more rudely than necessary and hide yourself behind a few shelves. The rest of your workday is spent in a tense silence that makes your stomach churn.Â
Youâre nearly ready for bed when something slips under your door with a slight whoosh. You turn towards it, frowning when you see a little envelope with a wax seal on the ground. You pick it up and let your finger slip under the paper, opening it to find a letter with your name on it inside.Â
The handwriting is impeccable, with a gracefulness to it that youâve never seen before. You donât have to read for very long to know who it's from. Leopold writes poetry about the color of your eyes and the way your lips curl when you smile. And then he ends it with a vague, nearly ominous, invitation to dinner.Â
You canât help but smile to yourself, changing out of your pajamas and slipping into something a little nicer. A few minutes later youâre climbing out your window and taking the stairs up the fire escape to the roof.Â
You donât believe your ears at first, thinking the music must be coming from another apartment. But when you make it up to the roof thereâs a violin player there waiting for you. He smiles happily at you as you approach.Â
You spin in a slow circle, taking in the sheer amount of flowers littered around the roof. You donât know how he managed to afford all of this. He transformed the barren and empty rooftop into your own little paradise. Candles lit and a live musician playing for you.Â
Youâve never had anyone do something like this for you, ever. Itâs a little hard to accept that someone would be willing to put this much effort in for you. âI wasnât entirely sure you would come.â
You turn around and Leopold is waiting behind you, that familiar smile playing on his lips. You arenât aware of the grin forming on your face in response. You donât have much control over that when youâre with him.Â
âWhy wouldnât I?â
He looks like he wants to respond but at the last moment thinks better of it. He instead pulls your chair out for you, helping you into your seat. âThis is nice,â that feels too underwhelming a word for such an incredible gesture.Â
You sigh and frown as you try and find the right words. You donât notice him sitting down across from you. You only look up when you feel him placing his hand on your own. âItâs alright,â he assures you.Â
Itâs still so odd how he can know you so well after such little time. âThis is incredible,â you tell him, undeterred by his attempts to soothe you. âNo oneâs ever done something like this for me.â
He looks like he takes personal offense to that and it makes you laugh. âYou deserve far more than this. Sadly, it seems Stuartâs pockets do have limits and Iâm afraid I would have put him into debt if Iâd gone any further.â
You have the perfect mental image of Stuart coming back from the hospital only to find his science project has robbed him. It makes you laugh and you squeeze his hand once before drawing it back into your lap. He lets his touch linger on you for a long moment, seemingly reluctant to pull away.Â
âNo,â you tell him, âthis is perfect.âÂ
You fall into a comfortable silence for a little while. Conversation mostly drifting toward what his life was like as a duke. You donât have much to say about your own life. Itâs been incredibly normal and youâre a little sad to find that you donât have one good thing to share with him.Â
Nothing comes to the front of your mind.Â
Inevitably, you drift into the topic youâd both been so adamantly avoiding. âHas Stuart said when youâd need to return?â
Leopoldâs grip on the fork tightens and for a moment he refuses to meet your eye. âMonday, Iâm afraid.â
âOh,â your eyes widen and you feel something burning at the back of your throat. Monday, the same Monday thatâs two days away.Â
âDance with me,â the suddenness of the demand catchers you so off guard that you forget the tears. He stands, holding out his hand to you. You almost say no, you canât remember the last time you danced and you doubt itâs going to be pretty.Â
But he whispers your name and something about his tone tells you to take the chance while you have it. You slip your hand into his, letting him pull you to your feet. He doesnât sweep you off your feet and dance the night away.Â
Instead, he holds you close and you sway together. Like moving even an inch away from each other would hurt. âYou could come with me,â he tells you. And you know immediately what heâs talking about.Â
You also know it could never happen. Going to the nineteenth century is insane. Even considering it should be enough to have you sent to a psych ward somewhere. Especially not for a man youâve known for less than a month.Â
You try and tell him that you canât, but he stops you. âI know, a preposterous idea. I just wanted to think about it.â You look up at him and find that you canât take that away from him. Thereâs nothing wrong with imagining what it could be like with him. Even when you know it can never happen.Â
You dance like that for a little while longer, swaying against each other while the violin plays in the background. He whispers your name and when you gaze up at him this time, thereâs a certain look in his eye that you know is reflected in your own.Â
He dips down, lips caressing yours gently before heâs pushing more firmly against your own. The world stops. Cliche, youâre aware. For the first time in years, though, youâre alive. You feel something other than the dull monotony of life. You feel excited and terrified all at once. Because you know you can never have this feeling again.Â
You will never meet another man like Leopold who ignites this spark of life and passion within you. Never has a man been able to make you doubt every decision youâve ever made with just a kiss, but here he is.Â
Your arms lift like you might try and draw him in closer. His hands come up, taking yours in his gentle hold and squeezing. He pulls away from you and reality comes crashing back down. Youâre not in love, you canât be. Youâve only just met him a few days ago.Â
Yet, here you are, wondering if you might actually want to leave everything behind to be with him like the great romances authors write about. He smiles at you and thereâs a bittersweetness to it, a final farewell that you know will break whatever is left of your heart.Â
He lifts your knuckles to his lips, pressing his lips against them like he never wants to part. âGoodnight,â he whispers your name and backs away from you. You watch him go, watch him leave, unable to muster up any words for him.Â
You canât think of anything that would ease this gnawing ache inside of you. Nothing to soothe the pain for either of you. You let him go because you know if you asked him to stay he would. And how selfish of you would it be to let history unravel simply because you fell in love?Â
Monday. It is Monday. Youâve been coming to terms with that all weekend. You don't want to think about the fact that Leopold will be gone tonight. Your time together was so brief but you feel like youâre never going to get over losing him.Â
Before the night was over on Sunday, a note was slipped under your door. This handwriting was messy, it made you think someone other than Leopold had written it down, but you donât know who it could have been.Â
It was a date and time, jump off the Brooklyn Bridge at this time on Monday night. Only an idiot would jump off a bridge because of an ominous note slipped under her door. But you havenât been able to take your eyes off of it, not since you first picked it up.Â
Leopold had invited you to go with him. And while you might not have said no, the insinuation was clear. Your eyes dart to your clock. If you left now, you could still make it in time. What an absolutely ridiculous thought.Â
So, why are you running out the door without locking it? Why do you not care who slips into your home now? Thereâs this sense of finality within you that lets you know youâre never going to see that place again and thatâs okay.Â
You never truly felt comfortable in your life. You always thought a part of yourself was missing. Or that you were always running late for something. You think you understand what you were feeling now.Â
The thing youâve been searching for your whole life wasnât halfway across the world, a hundred thousand miles from you. He was on the wrong side of time, or you were, at least.Â
You manage to snag a taxi to get to the bridge but thereâs a traffic jam. Youâre forced to jump out of the car and run through the different lanes of blocked traffic. People shout at you. Your cab driver screaming after you about your fare. You donât care, the only thing you can think about is the note crumpled in your hands and the clock counting down how long you have to jump.Â
Youâll either be on the news tomorrow as an unfortunate suicide. An idiot who accidentally threw herself off the wrong side of the bridge. Or, youâll see Leopold again.Â
You reach the ledge and you canât hesitate. If you do, you wonât jump in time. You close your eyes, holding your breath like youâre jumping into your neighborâs pool. Air rushes around you, whipping at your hair and skin violently.Â
Itâs not until you hear someone shouting down at you that you realize youâre not dead. Youâre lying in the middle of a dirt road, a group of people staring down at you with concern in their eyes.Â
You only have to take in the clothes theyâre wearing to know youâve made it. Before they can react youâre leaping to your feet and running off. You know youâre near the Brooklyn Bridge, or where itâs supposed to be at least. You know enough about the area to remember where Leopoldâs house is supposed to be.Â
Youâre covered in sweat and red mud. The people you pass by in the streets hide behind their hands and whisper about you. Youâre not making a good impression on your future neighbors, thatâs for sure. But, honestly, all you care about is making it back to him.Â
You see people congregating outside his uncleâs home. You know thereâs a party inside, that heâs supposed to be announcing who his wife will be. You barrel through the people outside, shoving through the crowd and running up the steps of the house.Â
You can hear Leopoldâs voice as you run, âThe woman Iâm going to take as my wife is-â
Thereâs a loud gasp as you come panting into the room. You canât catch your breath long enough to speak but it doesnât matter. The crowd is parting around you and Leopold is smiling down at you. He says your name and thereâs nothing else that matters about the world around you. Not when you finally found each other.Â
end. â I do not own the characters or the movie Kate & Leopold, but this writing is my own all rights reserved Š not-neverland06 2024. do not copy, repost, translate & recommend elsewhere.
#leopold mountbatten x reader#leopold mountbatten x you#kate and leopold#I just know this is going to flop lol#hugh jackman#hugh jackman x reader#anon
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Hi, I really love your twisted wonderland fics, especially the ones where the twisted wonderland boys are being fathers, had me fangirling for hours!!! So I was wondering if you could do a Twisted Wonderland Boys x Reader: WEDDING EDITION!! (Proposal, Ceremony(with Wedding dance song), Honeymoon(kinda saucy)), Also with some Chaotic shenanigans? I've been watching a lot of Rom-Com movies lately, especially My Best Friend's Wedding.
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A/N: I wanted to write some sort of wedding headcanons so thank you for the suggestions!! I really love domestic so its nice to get to do it. It might have taken me a while to get to this due to working on something separate, but now I'm gonna spend some time trying to update more.
A/N#2: I don't remember the last time I was editing this but geez, it's taking me long to post anything at all, I've had ZERO inspo the whole summer, and now school's starting up again by the time I'm writing this author's note, but let's hope I get this out b4 September lol. Let's also hope somehow school will motivate me to be more active in posting A/N#3: I lied I wasn't gonna get this out before September, I apologize. As I am writing this authors note it is 9/17/24 and i've only finished Riddle's part....
Pairings: Heartsabyul x FEM!reader (romantic)
Proposal-
It's romantic obvi, he's so awkward, not to mention atp that he's proposing you guys have been dating for 5 years MINIMUM.
It was a sunny afternoon and the two of you were having tea out in your backyard right by the newly blooming roses. The table was filled with white rose red and (ur fav color). As you two were sitting Riddle was so obviously nervous, and when he spoke up you could hear the nerves in his voice.
â Dearest, weâve had a wonderful 5 years together, youâve been the greatest addition to my life. Without you I feel like a kingdom without its ruler, lost and chaoticâ
Riddleâs face was redder than his hair you mightâve mistaken him for a Christmas tree skirt.
âThere is nothing more fulfilling than spending all my days in your presence. Your absence is my worst nightmare and your smile is my greatest treasure. A treasure I want to cherish for the rest of our existenceâ
You finally notice the black velvet box in his hand. He drops to a single knee in front of you, at your mercy. Looking up at you with pleading eyes he ask-
âMy Darling Rose, will you become my Queen of Hearts?â
Ceremony-
The ceremony is in a banquet hall, filled to the brim with red and roses. Your favorite color and the blood red compliment the white decor and clam lights.
Riddle was at the end of the aisle, the nervousness on his face was evident. Trey as his best man at his side Cater in tow. And when you finally walk down the isle it's like time freezes in place, and his heart stops, seeing you all done up in your stunning attire, hair, makeup, and just everything about this moment was perfect. His heart warmed, a feeling of home washing over him.
"My dearest, Y/N, you are my peace and my home, everything that I am and will be is with you. The name on my heart is yours. I will spend every second of everyday devoting myself to you and our love. Being your husband is a title I will cherish for all my days"
Wedding song: Young and Beautiful - Lana Del Rey(instrumental orchestral version/Great Gatsby ver.)
Riddle would want the first dance to be romantic and classy just like you guys and this entire wedding, so y'all are totally slow dancing to this song, because the orchestral version just sounds romantic and grand(especially the ver. from the lady on TikTok who was walking down the isle to it iykyk)
Honeymoon-
I feel like ya'll would go somewhere in the country side, whatever the equivalent to the french countryside, where you guys will be in a beautiful vacation home there surrounded by fields of wildflowers and small fruits growing on bushes nearby, with a small town down the road. While Riddle would enjoy going out into he town with you and learning it's history and culture, he'd also enjoy other honeymoon activities in the comfort of your comfy vacation home, besides even the bedroom is so gorgeous it's only right to use it for one of it's many purposes.
Proposal- It will catch you so off guard. Picture this it's a night after a long day at the bakery and the two of you are walking home together as usual. He asks to walk a long route because it's more scenic and your like sure so you guys are walking and you stumble across a huge willow tree, specifically a weeping willow and you see two initials one are his and the one at the end of the plus has your first initial and his last initial so you joke how it would take a wedding ring to make that happen and he just says "So let's make it happen, Y/N L/N, would you make the decision to not only share a last name, but a lifetime together?"
Ceremony-
I dunno why but I'm convinced yall get married in a garden or something. Think about it a nice forest with luscious trees and greenery, complemented by the fresh white and complementing amber color, as you make your way down the isle the standing their a we smile on his face as you come down the isle. His family and yours watched the two of you in awe and filled with love in their hearts and their eyes.
"Y/N, so much is beautiful about you, your eyes, your hair, your teeth, your smile, your warm embrace, and your sweet face. But nothing can compare to the beauty of your love, the most precious gift anyone could give me. Now I don't have to waste a second yearning for your love cause now I'll wake up to it in the morning and it'll give me the peace I need to sleep at night. I will spend every second of everyday trying to give you the love you give me tenfold and more because you are so worthy of that love and anything you could ever ask for. Thank you for being mine."
Wedding Song: Just the Two of Us by Bill Withers and Grover Washington Jr.
Vintage, romantic, classy. This is the song Trey would guide you in an intimate waltz with all his friends and family watching. Romance is in the air and everyone can feel the love between you two. And while the two of you are waltzing he's whispering all the things he plans to do to you the minute you're left alone.
Honeymoon-
Now if you've noticed I am RUNNING with this greenery theme but you two would spend your week away together on a lovely lake house that you rented for a week(or however long). The sweet sounds of birds chirping and the sun peeking through the small crack in the curtains as the sounds of the outside relaxed the two of you. The smell of the forest filled your nostrils from the small crack in the window. resting you head on his bare chest and the two of you are cuddled up under the covers. No view the lake could give would be better than the sight of him on top of you.
Proposal-
Think about it like this, the two of you are on a vacation together and he takes you to a private romantic dinner to commemorate your last day there (and take some cute pics for the gram). You finish taking pics and he mentions the beauty of the view. "But it would be more beautiful if you were in a wedding dress" you turn to look at him "And why would I-"
"How about a diamond to become a diamond for starters?"
Ceremony-
An evening/late afternoon ceremony. It's in a gorgeous town hall with marigolds and roses to compliment the warmth from the love that was bouncing off the walls. And as you walked down the isle in a dress that complimented and flattered you in ways that didn't seem possible. And as Cater looked at you, making steps closer and closer to be his wife, his heart melted. Only you could tell that at this very moment he wanted to shed a tear(ugly cry) at the sight of you. Everything in this moment felt complete.
"Thank you for giving me your love and affection. Nothing about you could ever compare to the love of anyone else, you are my home and my heart rest in your hands. Your delicate loving embrace holds my heart dear and guards it from the dangers of the world. My love for you is everlasting, every second of everyday my love for you will increase tenfold and all I want is to serve and love you the way you deserve as not only the fantabulous person you are but the way my wife deserves"
Wedding Song: Die with a Smile by Bruno Mars and Lady Gaga
Man maybe it's just cause I'm obsessed with this song, but I can just picture Cater and his new stunning wife dancing in the romantic lighting of the wedding reception to this heart warming song, that makes me wanna fall in love with someone so baddddd.
Honeymoon-
Whatever the equivalent to Greece in twisted wonderland that is exactly where your going. Think mamma Mia vibes. Maybe you're on an island, an island by the mainland with a Airbnb (well the test equivalent) that's right near the water with a stunning view, and you guys are near a market place too. You're out on the balcony where you're looking out into the sea as your husband wraps his arms around, his bare chest out and his head resting between your neck near the bruises and marks from the night before were, ones that he made sure were their himself.
Proposal- A part of me wants to say that he just randomly asks one day while you guys are eating dinner but I'mma trust him and say that he put some effort behind this because he loves you. So let's say you two were at a dinner with his family, and strangely enough the topic of marriage is brought up every so often. "You know lilies are pretty wedding flowers" "Don't you think that a summer wedding would be better than a winter wedding?" "Isn't the idea of settling down just darling, especially if you've been dating for a while, just seems like the logical next step doesn't it?". The only reason you weren't heavily suspicious is cause they always pondered out loud when you two would tie the knot. So by the time you left you hadn't really thought much about it. As you two head back to the car Ace asked if you wanna take a walk by the park that was only 20 minutes away walking and you were down. The walk was mostly quite the two of you just enjoying the scenery that there was to appreciate in the Queendom. Once you get to the park you two are walking deeper and deeper when you notice a small empty area near the flowers where fairy lights are set up? The fairy lights are hanging up on the branches of two trees and it was stunning, Rose petals dabbled around the area and you look at it in awe as your distracted you hear Ace clear his throat and you turn to him, on a single knee.
"Y/N, we've been together for, a while and I think I'm ready to spend my life with you, not as my girlfriend but as my wife, so would you like to be my wife?"
Ceremony-
An intimate wedding in a stunning garden. And there is totally fairy lights because when I think of Ace for some reason I think of fairy lights. Like imagine the fairy lights entangled in the seat to light your way to him and all the Rose petals and the smiles of your families. A beautiful arch adorned with roses the color of blood and ones a pure white as a compliment. Hints of gold everywhere really harp on the warm feel. Ace looks at you smirking, trying not to laugh, not cause anything's funny, just cause the fact this is even happening feels so unreal, you're seriously about to become his wife.
"Y/N, thank you choosing to stay by my side. I can be a hassle sometimes, you tell me as much, but you've never left. You've loved me and cared for me every step of the way. I plan to spend the rest of my days living up to being the perfect, or somewhat perfect, husband you deserve. I don't think I'll ever reach that standard but I'll do my damned hardest trying to. If you were to cut my heart open all you'd find is you, anything and everything about you. That is what I live for, to be your husband."
Wedding Song: I Think They Call This Love by Elliot James Reay
This song is so damn romantic and if Ace had to define you guys love I'm confident this is what he'd pick. If you haven't heard it listen to it please this song is so good and I really think it embodies Ace's love. If you've read my Rom-Com song picks you'll understand why, this song and that one have the same vibe in my opinion.
Honeymoon-
Yall totally going to like the TWST equivalent of Portugal. Imagine site seeing, Ace would say it's boring but he'd secretly be invested in the beauty of the culture and history. Especially all the palaces and market places. He loves it, the views are fabulous, the foods fantastic and the people are great. But his favorite part of this place isn't the white sand beaches, the detailed architecture or even the culture that was built into the place. His favorite part is when you two are left alone in your resort room when he's left to be between the warmth of your legs. Eyes to eyes, skin to skin. Yeah that's definitely the best part
Proposal-
He's nervous af. Sweaty palms, racing thoughts, stuff movements. This man is STRESSED. You two are taking a romantic blastcycle ride at sunset when he stops a cliff with a stunning view of a valley. You can just feel the nervousness radiating off of him and you rub his forearm to calm him, chuckling you ask him what's up and his face becomes flushed as he looks over his shoulder to the view right by the two of you as he begins to speak
"Y/N, you know that I love you.I'd do anything to ensure your happiness, even if it was without me. You're special to me, and that's why I hope you can have your happy beginning with me. Will you marry me?"
Ceremony-
Totally in a like a small chapel, with friends and family surrounding the two of you. The blue chrysanthemums and white jasmines decorate the chapel. The soft music of the wedding march playing as you make your way to him. He's sobbing. uncontrolably. You're just such a vision in white, you're beauty filling him with warmth but his love for you is really what has him in fat tears running down his cheek as he looks at you ever so lovingly, making your way to the start of your life together, forever.
"Y/N, I can barely describe my love for you. It transcends any word or saying or thought. I treasure anything and everything you say, do, think, or express. Your joy is precious and I'd do anything to preserve it and help it grow. I will do my best to be a dutiful and worthy husband. No gem could compare to the pricelessness of your love, everything I do will be to show my love for you."
Wedding Song: Line without a Hook by Ricky Montgomery
I have zero logical explanation behind this pick besides the fact this songs like Deuce, not voice wise, but tone wise. Something about this song is so moving and so Deuce kind of love, like this is how he would describe his love for you, but to him it'd never feel like enough, there's so much more to his love for you.
Honeymoon-
Sweden(the TWST equivalent ofc), like imagine you two staying in a quaint yet busy cute Swedish town. The warm lighting of the place and the warmth of the food, the people, the culture. Imagine waking to the sight of pure snow sitting on the buildings and people starting there day, the smell of fresh winter and the warmth of the hot chocolate warming you right up. But nothing can compare to the warmth you get from your now husbands bare skin against yours, warm and comforting. Your limbs entangled together under the sheets, very satisfied from the night before.
A/N: the fact this took me months get over with is ridiculous, let's hope the school year somehow, motivates me to write more. I dunno I guess when I don't feel busy I forget about all my writing but when I feel busy I wanna write desperately. Anyways, Ik I always say this then never release anything BUT FLOOD MY INBOX BABES. I will force myself to sit in front of my computer til I get something out of myself. You guys have great ideas and I'd love to recieve more to release more content, besides the ones I think of ofc.
If y'all think this deserves to be a series lmk, I think I'll actually be up to it
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What The Sequel(s) to X-Men: Days of Future Past Should Have Looked Like
I havenât even seen X-Men: Apocalypse or X-Men: Dark Phoenix start to finish but thanks to this app i know practically the entire plots of both films and iâm just so utterly appalled by them. Not just with the way they mess up the timeline (Jean & Scott as teenagers and Warren as a young adult in 1983?? Excuse me?? No way Loganâs time shenanigans altered peopleâs birth dates, what??) But also with the way they just butcher every character arc - Charles being selfish? Erik settling down with a human instead of continuing to fight for his cause and make up for his 10 years of inactivity? Giving Erik an OC daughter JUST to kill her 2 seconds later rather than focus on his fatherhood story with Peter? Erik and Ororo siding with Apocalypse to destroy the whole world? Hank turning on Charles when he alone stood by Charles post-beach divorce all those years? Raven being ungrateful to Charles for creating a better world for mutants? Trying to convince us that Charles was somehow in love with Moira and Erik was somehow in love with Raven? The X-Men throwing Charles out of his own house?? WHAT IS THIS?????
Frankly I donât get why the writers tried (and failed) to give us more Jean and Scott and Ororo when we got plenty of them in the other movies and we know thanks to the end of X-Men: Days of Future Past that Charles will still eventually recruit them. Jean and Scottâs very presence at the end of that film shows that the sight of Loganâs memories of Jeanâs original fate prompted Charles to NOT repeat his other selfâs mistakes and instead use a better approach to help Jean that enabled her to keep the Phoenix under control and not hurt Scott. Thatâs all we need to know about them in the new timeline. We donât need to see Charles messing up yet again when it comes to Jean when that ruins a huge layer of the meaning and impact of DOFPâs ending.
James McAvoy himself pointed out how unnecessary it felt to recycle characters from the original trilogy when the X-Men in the comics are full of plenty of other characters that couldâve been introduced in a DOFP sequel instead. Heâs absolutely right.
But hereâs what I really think: if any sequels to DOFP just HAD to be made, they shouldnât have tried to stuff in even more characters. If they HAD to include another old character weâd seen before, it shouldâve been Kurt Wagner and Kurt Wagner only. Why? Because heâs Raven & Azazelâs son. And this would only add to the parenthood theme already present through Erik & Peter, and Charles & his students; add a new dimension to Raven as a character as we explore how she feels about being a mother, and what happened that caused her to be separated from her child; and add a new dimension to Hank as we explore how he feels about potentially being a parental figure to Kurt as a result of following his heart toward Raven.
The sequel(s) shouldâve focused on developing the relationships that actually had been established/hinted at, and those that would naturally branch as a result:
Erik & Peter as father and son
Raven & Kurt as mother and son
Charlesâ parental relationship with his young students
Charles & Erik getting back together
Hank & Raven getting back together
Hank dealing with being Kurtâs possible stepfather
Charles & Raven reconciling as siblings once again
Charles & Peter as stepfather and stepson
Charles & Kurt as uncle and nephew
Alex seeing all of this and being reminded of his bad relationship with his own parents that led him to get locked up before Charles and Erik found him, emphasizing Charlesâ place in his life as his true âfather,â and foreshadowing Scott by revealing heâs not in touch with his family (meaning he doesnât know he has a much-younger brother)
Erik bonding with Kurt and making Kurt comfortable through being the only other native German speaker in the group
Erik & Hank dealing with their rocky post-DOFP relationship; Hank giving Erik a proper calling out for sending Charles into such a depression for a decade and for trying to kill Raven
Erik bonding with Charlesâ other students and slowly realizing there is a place for him at the school
(Logan may or may not work as a character in such a sequel. But whether he has a big or small role, it must be acknowledged that Raven, not Stryker, saved him from the Potomac at the end of DOFP. So now he is on a different path, and is NOT Weapon X. Either heâs still at the mansion or went his own way with the open possibility of returning; I think the latter makes more sense since heâs such a loner and considering he wouldnât remember the events of DOFP, heâd be pretty overwhelmed. Plus his explained absence would allow space for the film(s) to focus more on the other characters.)
Regardless, any villain(s) of those hypothetical sequels shouldâve been the kind of antagonist(s) whose threat inevitably brought those aforementioned characters together and, in the process, fleshed out those relationships.
Also, no stupid 10-year time jumps between every movie. Keep it to 5-7 years after DOFP, at the most.
Think of the emotional impact that would bring:
Charles & Raven dealing with the fact that she chose not to come to him for help when she became pregnant
Hank & Raven discussing Ravenâs history with Azazel and both of them admitting they went to great lengths to try to get over each other but nothing worked
Raven exploring motherhood and her feelings about either having abandoned Kurt as a baby or accidentally losing him, and Hank supporting her in this
Erik exploring his newfound fatherhood, and Charles supporting him in this
Peterâs feelings toward his dad for being absent from his life for so long and also for being a terrorist
Kurtâs feelings toward his mom for being absent for so long, and possibly for intentionally leaving him
Peter & Kurt becoming besties and bonding over being super-fast travelers who have spent too many years not knowing one or both parents
Hank wishing things had been different with Raven and that Kurt couldâve been his son and thinking about stepping into a stepfather role for Kurt
Erik & Peter perhaps getting stranded/separated from the rest of the group and forced to bond while trying to find their way back
Erik saving Peterâs life in battle, cementing their new bond
Hank fully embracing his Beast form (mutant and proud) in battle while protecting Raven and Kurt
Raven, Hank & Kurt as a badass blue family
Erik finally deflecting a bullet successfully to save Charles
Charles & Erik fighting side by side once again and realizing theyâre better together than apart
Erik & Hank managing to find some common ground as they both have been unexpectedly thrown into fatherhood (see, no need for female fridging!)
Erik coming up with Quicksilver as Peterâs superhero name, at least getting the chance to name his son in this way
Basically the whole group becoming a big family
Perhaps closing with a flash forward a few years: Erik & Raven are now teachers at the school; young Scott arrives at the school and meets Alex for the first time; Charles & Erik hear about young Jean and head out to meet her; Hank & Raven manage to discover Loganâs location and head out to bring him back to the mansion - tying into the finale of DOFP
Those are just a few things that couldâve, and shouldâve, been prioritized in a sequel to DOFP.
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@steddiemas Day 22: Santa Shenanigans
Steve was going to kill Robin.
Well, not really because he doesn't think he'd survive more than a couple days without her. But he'd certainly be giving her the stink eye next shift for suggesting a secret Santa between the older ones of the party.
"We just rog it so that I get Vickie and she'll fall madly in love with me, it's a perfect plan Steve!"
To her credit it was an ok plan.
"Last week you spent an hour bemoaning the fact that she smiled at a boy."
"But yesterday she spent two hours studying with me in the library!"
Steve rolled his eyes at her shenanigans but agreed nonetheless. They drew names the next time they had all gone out for burgers at the diner. Steve tried not to make it obvious when he saw who his name was. Eddie.
Steve wasn't disappointed, no, far from it, he'd been hiding a crush on the older boy for a few months now, let's just say Eddie spent a lot of time by Steve's pool last summer. But now he felt the pressure to get him the perfect gift. The plan hadn't even worked for Robin.
"I got Argyle! Now how will I win her heart."
"Could always plant some mistletoe."
"You're a genius! Who'd you get."
"It's Secret Santa, Rob's, it's meant to be secret."
"Boo you're no fun, bet it's me."
It took Steve weeks to finish his gift for Eddie and Steve found himself hastily wrapping it the morning of their little Christmas party, grateful that Robin had thought of the plan well in advance otherwise he'd have never finished.
Steve greeted everyone and watched as they placed their secret Santa gifts under the tree. They ate, laughed and picked a Christmas movie to watch after presents. One by one they opened their gifts.
Nancy got Vickie some water colour paints.
Argyle got Jonathan rolls of fresh film.
Jonathan got Nancy some new notepads with larger covers.
Robin got Argyle a big bright tie dye shirt with Groovy printed on the front, he quickly put it over the sweater he was already wearing.
Vickie turned to Robin and Steve quickly saw her cheeks start to redden. She passed her the gift and Robin unwrapped a bag full of pins and badges.
"I've been collecting them for a few weeks for you from around town and around where I went to visit my grandma, thought your work vest needed some more fun ones."
Robin grinned widely at Vickie, the effort making a big impact on her. Steve knew he'd be hearing about it for weeks but he hoped the mistletoe in the kitchen sped things along.
Steve was about to give Eddie his gift when he realised that this meant Eddie also got him for Secret Santa. He turned to the metalhead to find him already shyly holding out a gift.
"It's not much but I hope you like it, Stevie."
Steve unwrapped the small package to find a collection of mixtapes inside, Eddie's handwriting clearly scribbled on the side.
"I started making a mixtape of songs that made me think of you but U ran out of room on the first one and might've gotten carried away," he said shyly scratching his neck.
Steve glanced over the names of the songs and it was clear that the majority of them certainly wouldn't remind someone of their dear platonic friend. Steve smiled softly at him and passed him his gift.
"I think I know what you mean."
Eddie slightly confused at the statement unwrapped the gift, his mouth forming a small o looking inside. He took out the book, a worn copy of The Hobbit that Steve had thrifted as soon as he knew Eddie was his secret Santa.
"Stevie, you know I've got this one, it's my favourite," he said slightly awkwardly.
"Look inside."
Eddie slowly opened the book to see small dribbles of ink between the words. The handwriting clearly Steve's. As he flicked through he saw Steve's thoughts spilling into almost every page.
"It's your favourite and you're always wanting me to read it so I did, I thought it'd be fun if you saw exactly what I thought of it."
Eddie's eyes caught on one of the words near the end, a small red shape next to them, yeah, he thinks he and Steve are on the same page, but he'd wait until the end, no spoilers early after all.
"I love it, Stevie, thank you."
As Steve sat curled up next to Eddie on the couch watching the film he too had the same thought, definitely on the same page.
Ao3
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Devil May Halloween - Ghost Riders In The Sky (Dante)
Devil May Halloween 2024 - Ghost Riders In The Sky (Dante's Halloween Special)
Pairing: Dante x Reader Summary: Oh, Halloween. Last year, you were almost forcefully married to a demon, so Dante's keeping his eyes on you. Well, this time, he will be the one needing help - and only a demon at the crossroads will be able to give you the powers to help your red devil. Rider, you should've known better to change your ways so you wouldn't ride with the ghost riders. Word Count: 25k words, it's a book, BEWARE. Author's Notes: Big big BIG credit to our beloved @furyeclipse who literally helped me write this year! We did this one as a sort of a collab and Fury wrote everything Ovid - so don't forget to sing her praises too!! We got you guys 55 pages of pure DMC crew Halloween shenanigans this time! I was on a big cowboy mood and I LOVE Johnny Cash's song, Ghost Riders In The Sky, with all my heart as well as... YES, THE GHOST RIDER MOVIE WITH NIC CAGE. NOT SORRY, I ADORED IT AS A TEEN. Hahahahaha those were the inspirations - oh, and of course Scooby-Doo inspiration with Nico and Kyrie on this one. Fury helped me getting the ideas going and I just finished writing it yesterday, if I'm not wrong. I do hope you guys enjoy it! I also hope Vergil's will follow soon, but I can't guarantee anything. Do apologize - but I hope Dante's can suffice for now. Happy Halloween, my dear critters, hunters and cheeky devils! ;)
âWeâre stickinâ together this year, babe.â
You were almost laughing, but you didnât want Dante to feel bad for wanting to keep an eye on you â your laughs would be of how endearing you thought he was being rather than anything else, but it would be too much to explain.
His protectiveness actually had a point, and you had to give him that.
âOk, big guy.â Even so, you couldnât refrain your voice of sounding a little dismissive. It wasnât like you didnât carry around a huge sword and a couple of guns to hunt demons by yourself as well â his worries had a point but, quite frankly, you could always put one hell of a fight if something even tried to touch you.
âEi, I mean it!â You were walking side by side, but he pointed at you for emphasis. It was impressive how Dante could carry so much worry in his voice and still act absolutely nonchalant about everything â you thought it had something to do with the way his hips swayed during his laidback walks; even during a job, like you were at the moment. âDo I have to remind ya what happened every single last Halloween we had together?â
âI know, I know.â You sighed, but you had to agree with him. From a cursed top hat to being kidnapped to a demonic wedding, you had been through it all. Each year, you thought something new couldnât happen, until Halloween arrived and, lo and behold, you were both in some new, crazy adventure. âTo think it all started with that frigging top hat. How do you think Cheshire demon is doing? Any word from it?â
âWell, Patty allows it out of the hat from time to time. It seems to like her and protect her, who wouldâve known?â Dante shrugged, letting out a long sigh himself. Patty practically stole the hat from the shop one day, and there wasnât much Dante could do to have it back â the girl had a will of steel and, if he thought it was really dangerous, he wouldâve never allowed it to touch her hands. In his eyes, everything was under control and Patty seemed⌠Happy. He would never steal happiness from her. âThat spook is kinda her pet now. Theyâre âbest friends foreverâ, who am I to get in the way?â
You let out a giggle. Dante looked like a father whose kid just brought a stray from the streets and looked at him with puppy eyes, asking to be able to keep it.
Only Pattyâs stray was a skinny, creepy Cheshire cat looking demon, with a mischievous grin⌠But a good heart.
It looked worse than it acted, in all honesty. You were team Patty on this one.
âWhatâŚ?â Dante side eyed you, noticing your endeared giggle and pleased expression.
âWell. Youâre one hell of a dad, big guy. Thatâs all.â You answered in a sing-song tune, incredibly satisfied to be having that conversation mid-Halloween job with your half-demon life partner. âBest dad material I couldâve ever wished for. Really.â
And there it was, your life-long ability of making Dante speechless. It was something Vergil would almost always applaud if he was around, but you rarely left Dante speechless over thoughtful feelings in front of other people â those moments were mostly reserved to yourselves.
He immediately tucked his hands in the pockets of his pants â and you could almost say he was blushing. Dante turned pensive in the blink of an eye, and you couldnât help but smile.
A father. He never really saw himself becoming one or even being one â and his expectations would be to be terrible at it, like his old man before him. Not that Sparda was a horrible dad when he was around, but he wasnât. When Dante, Vergil and Eva needed the most, Sparda was nowhere to be seen. He never really knew what happened to him â just disappeared from the world and left them with the curse of his blood and stain of his name.
You knew very much what you were doing when you said he was great father material. You wanted Dante to feel proud of that â eventually, because he would have very much conflicting feelings about being seen as a dad⌠Mostly because, like everything else in his personal life, his immediate reaction would be to think he would absolutely suck at it.
Dante wasnât the best at receiving heartfelt, sincere compliments. You were well-aware of that.
Thatâs why you had a personal mission to make him understand how amazing he was in your eyes â one compliment at a time.
âWell. At least I didnât inherit that from my olâ man.â He finally said out loud, looking back at you and flashing a half-smile on his lips. âCreepy-ass demons aside, youâre stayinâ under my radar today, hot stuff. With someone like yourself around, Iâm gonna have to worry about demons tryna marry you every Halloween now.â
âOh, pleaseâŚâ You rolled your eyes with his answer, making Dante immediately laugh in response. He was teasing, of course, but there was a sting of truth to his words. âThat was⌠Awful. I hope it never happens again. If I have to wear one of those horrid wedding gowns again, I swear⌠Iâm gonna start throwing punches.â
âSucker punchinâ demons down the aisle, what an entrance!â Dante had to laugh alongside you â the previous Halloween had been one hell of a ride to say the least. âBut hey, Iâll always be around to tear those horrible clothes off you, babe.â
âOh, and that you do quite well, you devilâŚâ You had to giggle in return as Dante had the cockiest grin slapped on his lips. Oh, how you loved bantering with your red devil.
Alas, it was Halloween, and all that sweet talking with your beloved red devil would have to wait. You two had finally arrived back at the hotel you were staying with the whole crew â courtesy of the inhabitants of the very western looking little town that called your services for that night.
Something had been brewing for quite a while: you and Dante had noticed it, but you werenât able to actually identify what in the hell was going on. Ever since the disco incident with the hellish imps in Redgrave, it didnât slip past your fingers that random summoning of demons was increasing around smaller cities â the hellish imps were probably a group that detached from the original summoning point and decided to wreak mischief right at the Devil May Cryâs backyard.
One city, though, seemed to be the most affected. Silverstone was quite small compared to Redgrave, but very much a tourist town. It thrived on its western look and it took pride in being known as a place that could take its visitors back in time to years of salons, gold rushes, wanted posters and duels at noon. Recently, though, the tourists were a little bit scared and decided to avoid the place, and with reason: demons were becoming increasingly common around the area.
There wasnât much to do against it, for the demons seemed to come from the desert, at night, with a thirst for blood and human flesh â leaving only destruction in its wake. The political leaders of the city were taking too long to figure out what to do, so the tradespeople of Silverstone decided to come together and take matters into their own hands.
With a little council formed â mostly with owners of hotels, cafĂŠs, restaurants, shops, and every other kind of business that could benefit from tourists â you had quite the interesting proposition at the Devil May Cry for that yearâs Halloween night.
*
âCâmon in! Doorâs open!â
It was a chilly autumn evening at the Devil May Cry â nothing really eventful happening, so you took the opportunity to kick Dante off his chair and help you organize the shop a little bit. He didnât complain â after all, things were a lot better after you came into his life; organizing the shop was one of those things.
You didnât expect a knock on the heavy doors of the Devil May Cry, though. Since Dante was near the kitchen and your hands were busy putting your swords away on their rightful place at the wall right behind the desk, telling the random customer to come in was the best way to welcome them.
âDidnât know it was time for a âFall cleaninâ at this place! Looks like you can work miracles, after all.â That raspy voice and the smell of cigar was unmistakable. You giggled as you turned around to greet him.
âWell, you know how I roll, Morrison. If I canât work miracles, I donât even show up.â You rested your hands on your waist, having a cocky smile on your lips â which made Morrison laugh in return.
âI sure do hope you people can work miracles alright, pal.â What you did not expect to see, was Morrisonâs client: a man well into his sixties, huge white mustache curled up at the ends, wearing light jeans, snake leather boots, checkered button up shirt to his neck and a white, quite imposing, cowboy hat â which he took off to greet you respectfully, revealing his combed back white hair.
âWell, if you call closinâ the Gates of Hell a miracle, weâve been known to work those from time to time, Colonel Sanders.â As soon as Dante finished his sentence, you closed your eyes, controlling yourself not to giggle. You never wanted to seem rude to customers, but you had to admit, having a cowboy in the shop was a first. A cowboy other than Dante, that is. âHalloween is approachinâ and weâve been havinâ more spooks than the usual around. Is that what this is âbout?â
The Colonel Sanders cowboy gazed at Morrison as if asking if the man had briefed Dante in advance. As the red devil sat on his huge chair, you rested on the edge of the desk, crossing your arms and allowing a proud smile to spread across your lips â Dante always played the goofy, reckless rockstar card, but he was far from being naĂŻve and, how his twin liked to call him, foolish. When it came to his job, he was quick to notice patterns and underlying intentions of demons â and, since your hellish imp disco job, he had been keeping an eye on the increase of devils in and around Redgrave.
Oh, yes. You were more than proud to call him your lover.
âTold ya. He might not look like much, but heâs good.â Morrison answered the manâs look, making you giggle a bit. You could feel Dante glaring at you â the âhe might not look like muchâ would come up later, in a teasing and friendly banter between you both. âYou guessed it, Dante. Thereâs a lot goinâ on, but Iâll let Mr. Carson here do the explaininâ.â
âI take it youâre not from the city, Mr.â Dante pointed at the manâs hat, as Morrison moved to his favorite spot on the shopâs couch and the man approached the desk.
âYe, not from around, indeed. Call me Buck.â The man took his time to shake Danteâs hand and yours â with a strong grip, but not as rough as you expected. You had to admit, you were a lot more familiar with rougher hands â like Danteâs. âIâm from Silverstone, you people probably heard of it.â
âHmmm. Up north, smaller city. Got the name because of the silver mines around; one of the biggest cities back in the day, right?â You had to pull the mental map you had in your head to find Silverstone â it was a touristic city you had always wanted to visit but never really got the chance, hence why you knew so much about it. Also, it was good knowing maps by heart when you had to count on Nico driving you somewhere: you had been lost a couple of times with Nero, Dante and Vergil and it was chaotic, to say the least.
âYes, pal, and we take pride in that!â Buckâs mustache smiled to hear you knew about his small town â something he didnât really expect from people in big cities. Dante also looked at you, with his eyebrows raised, as you only looked back at him with a matter-of-fact expression in your eyes. He called you a know-it-all sometimes, but he actually loved that about you.
Vergil was a whole different kind of know-it-all â as per his words, the asshole kind.
âWe been havinâ problems in Silverstone lately⌠Demon problems.â Buckâs dark brown eyes now turned serious, drawing yours and Danteâs attention. âIt started with some small, flyinâ things. Annoyinâ little folk who liked to upset the cattle and do all kinds of mischief devilry around the city; they were drivinâ the tradespeople mad. But nothinâ a good olâ rifle couldnât solve. Some men and women took âem as target practice.â
âHellish imps. Youâre talking about hellish imps.â And even though you had a smile on your lips, you couldnât look more annoyed. Dante couldnât hold back a laugh.
âTheyâre easy to kill, but annoyinâ as hell.â He shook his head, remembering finding you in the disco, hopelessly chained to a chair, while the imps from Hell messed around with your stuff while Stayinâ Alive blasted through the amps. It was a sight to see â a funny, but rather cute one. âWe also had some problems with âem recently.â
âWell, if we had only those⌠Hellish imps, you said⌠âRound the town, folks would take care of âem, no need for help. After a month, I think, it got worse.â Buckâs face turned somber and his shoulders seemed to recoil to himself â even if he was a naturally imposing kind of guy, it looked like he got a little smaller⌠Fearful, even. âFolks from farms started reportinâ dead cattle â not your usual disease or random poisoninâ from eatinâ bad food, no, poor cattle were beinâ torn to shreds; all blood drained. Some of us decided to take a lookâŚâ Buck shook his head, letting out a heavy sigh. âOvernight, farms turned into fields worse than slaughterhouses. I never seen anythinâ like it. And it was random too: some cattle dead, some alive.â
âHmmm. Demons do have a thirst for blood, but only lesser ones wouldnât risk going after armed humans.â You pondered, your memory going back to all the things you read in the Codex Daemonica. It was the best knowledge reference you knew⌠After Dante and Vergil. âYou mightâve grown a reputation of being too tough for them not to attack you right away.â
âWe tried to keep our lilâ town as protected as we could, pal.â Buck now had a thankful smile on his mustache, proud to hear someone like you appreciated their efforts and courage. âThat didnât keep those things at bay, though. We tried all superstition and priests to keep those things away. Some of us even tried shootinâ some in the dark, but they kept cominâ back. Farmers would be terrorized inside their houses at night, keepinâ their families safe and prayinâ they wouldnât wake up to their cattle mutilated.â The manâs thick, white eyebrows met in the middle of his forehead, eyes turning somber once again. âWe were fightinâ, pal. Keepinâ things together as we could. âTil that thunderstorm; rumblinâ in the skies like the devilâs herd themselves, crossinâ our path to bring our doom.â
You felt a chill dripping down your spine, rearranging yourself at the edge of Danteâs desk as if you were trying to make your sitting spot more comfortable. You werenât one to fear any sort of devilish stories â quite the contraire, you and Dante heard those with enthusiasm and even let out some good laughs while at it â but you had to give it to that cowboy. He knew how to tell an ominous story, and that was a rare find.
He would be a certified success at camps, telling ghost stories by a bonfire at night.
âThunderstorm, huh? Thatâs no small demon.â Dante suddenly turned serious â and when that happened, play time was over.
âNothinâ small indeed. The cattle mutilation got worse, if you can imagine. Their blood, their parts⌠Gone. Some folk in the city tried to see what was goinâ on, and they did see somethinâ: dark figures, watchinâ us from over the hills. Always when the night was approachinâ, when the horror would begin. The ones who tried to fight back⌠WellâŚâ Buck sighed, taking a little embroidered handkerchief from his pockets and drying some of the sweat that started to appear between his bushy white brows. âWe lost our first townspeople. Good folk. Fair, hardworkinâ people. Good with a rifle too.â
âI know itâs a rather insensitive question, but itâs important, Mr. CarsonâŚâ You immediately apologized before you could even ask what you had in mind â after all, you could see the sorrow in the manâs eyes. Sorrowful cowboys had your heart softened like ice cream melting on summer, and you had Dante to blame over that. âBut were there bodies? If so, did they have anything missingâŚ?â
âHmmm, yeah, they had some parts missinâ⌠Mostly hair, nails⌠One of them, those things they⌠Well, theyâŚâ Buck sighed once more, putting the handkerchief away. You and Dante were used to that sort of horror â having contact with someone who didnât work in the business like you did was definitely grounding as to what was considered horrible or not. âThey took tongues and teeth too. A grim sight, pal, a grim sight⌠They all had their throats slit, clean cut, pale with their eyes frozen in fear. Forever starinâ at the thing that took their life.â
âWait, you said clean cutâŚ? As in a blade cut?â Dante had both his arms on his table now, leaning forward with interest as his eyebrows betrayed the confusion that information caused him. âNot an animalâs claw?â
âNah, friend, that was definitely a blade. I know my animals, and Iâm a pretty decent tracker along with some folks who like to hunt together sometimes. We know whatâs a cut from a knife and a cut from a beast. Even those beasts you two been huntinâ.â Buck shook his head affirmatively with so much conviction you couldnât doubt his words. âEvery single throat was slashed with a blade, maybe a huntinâ knife. The rest that was taken⌠Well, I dunno. I donât wanna think a human couldâve done somethinâ so monstrous to someone else. Thatâs gotta be those demons of yours⌠After all, they come back every night.â
âAnd they kill humans every night as well? How many so far?â You maybe had something in your mind, but things were actually quite foggy. Some things didnât add up â and, judging by Danteâs expression, he was on the same page as you.
âNot every night, no. Weâve been keepinâ ourselves safe. Weâve been sleepinâ together at big places: hotels, churches, markets. Barricade the doors, guards with rifles takinâ turns so everyone has a chance to rest, town watch to keep an eye on the dark figures on the hills⌠But sometimes, thatâs not enough, friend. Sometimes, one of us gets lost and the body turns up the next day.â Buck lowered his head, shaking it right after. âIt took us some time to find out how to fight back. We never knew there were⌠Professionals in dealinâ with those things. We thought we were abandoned to our own doom and nothinâ could save us, until a random couple from Redgrave said a man named Dante might be able to help our lilâ town. Gave us a number, and Morrison picked up.â
âWell, itâs a good thing you found us, then.â You smiled back, trying to lift up the mood a little bit â something that was quite impossible, but you pitied the man. You just wanted to see cowboys smiling; again, something you would always blame Dante for.
âI hope so, friend.â His mustache curled up on a small smile and you already had some more joy in your heart. Dante almost laughed upon seeing you so happy from trying to cheer up a client â you would always do the best you could, and you would always let your heart open to empathy. Something so human, and so lovely to his eyes. âFolks in town werenât so sure âbout me cominâ all the way down to Redgrave to check this âdevil hunterâ, but itâs the last chance we got. We decided to risk it.â
âYour gamble paid off, pal. You got me interested â and, if youâre payinâ, you got me hired.â Dante sighed back in his classic nonchalant way, already getting up from his chair, offering his hand to close the deal.
âThat wonât be a problem. A job well-done is a job well-paid â you get rid of those horrors in Silverstone, the whole town will be more than willinâ to compensate you, pal.â Buck put his hat back on, shaking Danteâs hand. âIâll be goinâ back to town tomorrow first time in the morninâ ââ
âYa donât have to worry. We can keep up.â
The biggest smile in the room was Morrisonâs: he always got a commission whenever he found a job for you and Dante, so the promise of the whole town being monetarily thankful to you both was a great prospect for him as well. As Morrison and Buck Carson left the shop, and you all said your goodbyes, Dante went around the desk, slightly leaning on it by your side while keeping his arms crossed and eyes on the door â just like you.
âDemons donât usually use blades.â You finally said what you both thought was so weird about all that story.
âAnd when they do, theyâre not the chaotic bunch of the imps. Theyâre much worse.â Dante agreed with you, his voice now serious and pensive.
âWhat do you think? Hell Generals? Higher rank demons?â You furrowed your brows a bit, looking up to his reflective face. âAngelosâŚ?â
âMight be⌠Might be all of them, might be just one.â Dante sighed, slouching a bit on his desk while blankly staring at the heavy wooden doors of the Devil May Cry. âWeâll only figure it out when we get to Silverstone.â
âHmmm. I guess youâre right.â After your own sigh, you did your best to reach out to his face and place a rather long kiss on his rough jaw â making Dante look back at you quite confused, breaking his blank stare and having life back into those sky-blue eyes. âYouâre very handsome when youâre brooding, cowboy, did you know that?â
âOh, you like it when Iâm serious, sheriff?â And even if he kept his straight expression, you could hear the fun teasing and loving notes in Danteâs voice. âMaybe Iâve to play the âstoic cowboyâ more often to ya.â
âEh, I love you anyway, red devil. You donât have to play any roles for me.â You shrugged, giggling as Danteâs hands already pulled you closer to him, sneaking around your waist. âBlame it on that handsome face of yours.â
âYa think Iâm handsome, thenâŚ?â And now he had a bit of his goofy smile on his lips, hell bent on teasing you for the rest of the night. You knew exactly what you were getting yourself into â and, considering every single Halloween prior to this one, that kind of break would be very welcome. You could feel it in your bones. âMy sheriff has a thing for handsome devils, huh?â
âFor one handsome devil. Iâm pretty committed, you knowâŚ?â You finally allowed him to playfully kiss your lips, both of you smiling between pecks. âIâm not one to think everyone is handsome. I have standards.â
âOh, and this cowboy here is your kind of standard, yeah?â
âYou bet you are, Dante.â With the certainty of your voice and the way you pulled his head to a deeper kiss, something ignited in Danteâs chest. You knew exactly how to get him going â and he would never complain about that.
âOk, sheriff. You got what you wished for!â Breaking the kiss, Dante immediately lifted you in his arms, carrying you bridal style throughout the shop and up the stairs. âUndivided attention from your handsome devil tonight, no refunds!â
âSee? You surpass every standard I may have, babe!â You giggled, leaving a few kisses on his neck.
That was something you both learned after a few couple life-threatening, serious jobs: always seize the moment you had before the storm; enjoy every kiss and every touch you could with each other prior to one of those dangerous gigs â it could very well be the last chance you would have.
*
âWell, well, rise and shine! Got enough of your beauty sleep?â Of course, Dante had to tease his nephew â or it wouldnât be Dante.
âYeah, maybe you should try it too. Be lookinâ too much like an old man, soon theyâll be mistakinâ you for Santa.â Neroâs answer was as sharp as his sword, perfect for a punk like him. You had to wheeze, receiving a side-eye from your red devil.
âWhat?â You shrugged back, while Kyrie stopped by the porch of the grand Wild West looking hotel you were all staying â property of Buck Carson â worriedly observing the hills in the distance against the orange sky. âYou kinda asked for it. Santa.â
âGreat.â Danteâs smile was poisoned with annoyance. âLilâ angel is cominâ along too?â
âNah, I donât think itâs a good ideaâŚâ Nero started mumbling, and you could see it in his face: it was a topic of discussion between them both. Kyrie was brave and wanted to save people, while Nero was overprotective and wanted to save her at all costs. After the almost marriage, he became a little worse. âThereâs plenty of people to help here in townâŚâ
âThe demons might have kidnapped and hurt people already, wherever they are.â Kyrieâs hazelnut eyes focused back on Nero â determined, but still kind. âIf so, those people need help. You can kill the demons, but I can help the people.â She turned her eyes to you, like an accomplice. âItâs what we have been doing for a while now.â
âYeah, it backfired last year. With both of ya.â Nero added, having you looking back at him with surprise, resting your hands on your hips. That was bold of him, to talk to you like that. He was your honorary nephew, after all.
You finally felt the pang of a parent being antagonized by their child and you were ready to give him your very first scolding â what a Halloween already.
âEh, have to agree with the kid on that one.â But Dante got in the way first, and now your surprised gaze turned to your red devil â who immediately picked it up and was quite used to some scolding. âEi, Iâm just sayinâ, babe! Last year, you both got yourselves in a pickle, this close to marryinâ a demon in a ceremony that would be a real pain in the ass to nullify if it had happened.â And Dante wouldnât argue if he wasnât worried himself: if it was just him, Vergil or Nero being headstrong about something stupid, he would let it go â but it was about you. And your safety was a subject he would never let go. âCut us some slack here, will ya? Weâre just tryna keep ya safe.â
You and Kyrie never looked so conflicted in your entire lifetimes up until that point. There you were, standing on the porch side by side, hands on your waists, ready to rebuke them like the most annoyed family member of the year â but how could you when your partners were only being that annoying because you were so important to them, the only thing they cared about was keeping you both safe?
You wanted to argue and kiss Dante, all at the same time â and Kyrie perfectly understood your conflict, because she wanted to do precisely the same with Nero.
âWell, you donât want me to stay here in town, do you?â You finally asked the million dollar question. If you couldnât disarm them with the old âyouâre-worrying-too-muchâ scolding, you had to appeal to logic. âIâm a devil hunter. I go on jobs by myself. Iâm as important as Nero or you, big guy, on this one. Kyrie has been training with Nero for a year now to be able to protect herself on the field whenever she needs to come along to help people, and sheâs been helping me a lot last couple of jobs. Even killed some demons herself.â With those words, Kyrieâs hazelnut eyes found yours with pride in them. You remembered telling her how Credo would be proud, and how emotional she got. Since then, she was becoming even fiercer, but still keeping her sweet kindness, only resorting to violence if she had no other option at hand. âIf you think we canât handle ourselves, then all that talk about humans being even stronger than demons is bullshit, and you only say that to feel better about yourselves. Your actions must match your words if you really believe in something, you know.â
Nero and Dante just stared back at you like two wet dogs who did something terribly wrong and now we're being lectured by their owner and asking for forgiveness. Not even in their wildest dreams they couldâve thought such calm words could make them feel so small and embarrassed for their actions. They were completely speechless, trying to find an argument back and trying to keep their pose â but failing miserably.
âDamn, did you go to Vergilâs school of winninâ an argumentâŚ?â Dante shook his head, having his hands on his waist now â and a slight smile on his lips. âYou know I do believe in that. You two get in trouble, Iâm killinâ the bastard who touched you. Thatâs it for me.â
âEh, thatâs it for me tooâŚâ Nero scratched the back of his head, not being able to counter your logic. âBut Iâm stayinâ close to you, Kyrie!â
âHeeeeeey there, you suckers! Your magical ride arrived for the night!â Nico appeared just at the right moment, tires singing on the pavement as she parked the van. âGotta say, the mechanic in town is pretty good! Not like me, of course, but we tuned up a few things that needed some fixinâ and the van is workinâ fine!â
That was enough to get Nero bantering with Nico and Dante on his way to the van, ready to get to work. You and Kyrie followed along together, with her entangling her arm on yours as you went down the stairs of the hotelâs entrance porch.
âThat was good! Point for us!â She whispered to you while giggling, making you mirror her actions.
âHey, I learned with the best.â You pointed back at Kyrie, a satisfied smile appearing on her lips. âNothing like treating the Spardas like the kids at the orphanage.â
âOh, a little bit of gentle authority goes a long way with Nero. Danteâs like that too, right?â
âYou have no idea. Best thing Iâve ever learned from you.â
âEi! Can you both stop gossipinâ and get on the van alreadyâŚ?â Nero tried to look annoyed and maintain the punk attitude but you both could see how that was cracking and his whole body looked a lot gentler than his words sounded.
âEh, kid, we just lost all credibility. Time to accept that.â Dante gave his nephew a pat on the back as he hopped on the van, already used to that kind of situation. Nero just blushed as you both giggled together and he helped Kyrie up while you followed your red devil in.
Plopping right by his side, Dante was calmly reading one of the many magazines about gunsmithing. You scooted near him, landing a quick kiss on his jaw â his eyes finally looking back at you, a half-smile hidden on his lips.
âYou know I love you, right?â
âHell yeah I do, hot stuff.â And he landed a quick peck on your forehead. âI love you too.â
Danteâs attention got back to his magazine as Nico kickstarted the van and you took one of your guns of its case to check if everything was in order before the job. Nero sat by Kyrieâs side like a guard dog while she talked about something completely unrelated to hunting with the gunsmith virtuosa at the wheel.
With the sun almost hiding behind the hills, tainting everything in blood-orange, you all failed to notice the dark figures following your every footsteps and the tires of the van as you plunged in the night to find the demons terrorizing the little town of Silverstone.
*
You had to be fair to Nico: driving in the middle of a dark desert wasnât an easy task. You were engulfed by a sea of darkness and the only light on the highway was that of the van. Granted, there was nothing for Nico to crash the vehicle on, but she wasnât leaving the road either.
âWhat youâre seeinâ today, is the new town. A few miles away, thereâs the old town of Silverstone â the original, if you will.â
As soon as the sun shone in the sky that morning, you called Kyrie and briefed them of the job â which, of course, they were eager to be part of. Buck led you all to the city: riding ahead with Morrison in his truck, followed by the Devil May Cry van⌠And Dante riding the Cavaliere with you safely holding your red devilâs waist, as you always enjoyed the motorcycle rides.
He introduced you to all the members of the small council of townspeople who decided to take those hellish matters in their own hands and end the horrors â and soon, you were having a meeting to understand where the damn demons were coming from.
âIt all started as a silver mine, closer to the hills. Folks started to settle around, built a church and soon, Silverstone was born.â An old woman, Frances Campbell, explained with a map opened on a big table at the hotelâs party room â the common areas now filled with mattresses tossed around and families refusing to dare set a foot outside; be it day or night. âThe town was hit with a wave of prosperity, and even more people tried their luck in Silverstone. Soon, there were too many people for such a small little town â and thatâs when the town youâre in was born.â
âWhy change the location of the town, maâam?â Kyrie had her attentive eyes analyzing the map and, as always, made the most insightful questions. âWas there something wrong with the initial town?â
âNothinâ at all, my dear. At least at the beginning.â Frances added, fixing the thin glasses that were starting to slide down the bridge of her nose. âThe original town was closer to the mines, but not the water. Silverstone now is a lot closer to the main river in the region.â
âWell, whenever thereâs a peak of prosperity, thereâs a peak of greed too; at least in my experience.â Dante crossed his arms, also studying the map.
You did love when he got all professional. Thatâs how you ended up showering him with kisses the previous night.
âAnd that you are right, Mr. Devil Hunter.â The woman pointed at Dante as a teacher does when a student makes a smart remark â you remembered Buck mentioning she was a retired professor, and you could see she still had that in her. âAnd with greed, comes crime. People started tryinâ to take advantage of each other, steal, cheat, murder⌠Everythinâ you hear in olâ Wild West stories.â
âThe type of thing that attracts demons. Maybe thatâs why they decided to appear nowâŚ?â You furrowed your brows and looked at Dante, but he too had a not so sure expression. âIt was long ago, though, as you are saying, maâam. Itâs a long shot, but Iâm trying to understand here why demons attacking Silverstone of all places all of a sudden.â
âWell, rumors started goinâ around the town back then, of a man who made a deal with the devil.â And that made all of you even more attentive, as a pack of dogs who hear a favorite word. âHe was the richest of Silverstone, built a huge mansion in the old town⌠Died a horrible death: he got caught in the middle of a stampede. People never found his horse, nor the cattle and the drovers, but they found his body teared in pieces across the desert.â
âHow did they know it was a stampede, thenâŚ?â And you would never tell him as not to hurt his pride, but Nero looked like a child hearing a spooky story by a bonfire.
âThere were roof marks everywhere. Some parts of the sand seemed burned, as if the roofs were made of hot steel.â The ladyâs voice was ominous and you did think she and Buck would make one hell of a couple. Maybe that could be your side quest for that Halloween, if there was something close to a spark between them. They would be an absolute banger at the spooky orphanage parties. âThe townspeople said the devil had come to collect his part of the bargain for all the money the man got of his contract. Soon, the manâs wife died in an accident at home, and strange, usually deadly, happeninâs started occurring at the mansion. Everyone left and the building was considered haunted. The town started havinâ more and more issues involving death and horrible accidents, and soon everyone believed the man had cursed them from beyond the grave. Thatâs when the townspeople decided it was time to build a better version of Silverstone.â
âNothinâ like an old, power-hungry bastard to bring down a whole cityâŚâ Nero mumbled more to himself than to anyone else while reading the map â but everyone could feel who he was really talking about. Wherever Vergil was at his Halloween job at the moment, you were certain he was feeling a sting from being stabbed by his own son in the distance. âGotta a name for this as-GentlemanâŚ?â
You couldnât hold back a wheeze when Kyrie elbowed Nero so he wouldnât curse so much in front of Frances, and tried to correct himself.
âBeau Blackwell. My grandma knew him, snob fellow. She never liked him too much, and kept cursinâ his troubled soul âtil the day she went to the grave herself.â
âThe Campbell ladies were never the kind to mess with, thatâs for certain.â Buck finally arrived back, having both his hands hanging at the edge of his belt, his moustache smiling to Frances. âGrandma Campbell was a tough one.â
âThat she was. Olâ Blackwell didnât even try to get in her way.â She had a proud smile back in her thin lips, a spark igniting in her smart eyes as soon as Buck Carson arrived.
Oh, you knew that spark. Your side quest for Halloween was on.
âAnd what did your grandma think of this Blackwell guy, maâam? He had a deal?â For Dante, that was the most important information at the moment. A contract could indicate a whole number of things, but there was a good chance the old town had at least one good demon summoning place â at worst, a door to the underworld itself.
âShe sure thought he did. As far as she said, Blackwell was a useless wimp who couldnât find a slab of silver if it was paradinâ naked right in front of his nose.â So far, Nico was serious and didnât get much into the demon talk â probably studying the map and all the routes in and out of the old town, as she always did. But the whole naked silver slab thing made you and her have to hold a wheeze â Nico failing and trying to mask it with a cough. âHe also got to marry the sheriffâs daughter, the most beautiful and smart woman around back then â and the one all men fought to get. For some reason, the woman fell head over heels for a spineless shrimp like Beau.â
âDoesnât look like she was that smart after all.â Buck shrugged. âI always thought that was the Campbellâs title.â
Oh, yes. Buck was genuinely head over heels for his Frances â and judging by the way she glared him back, with a smart smile on her lips, it was corresponded.
âWe kinda got the title after she chose that ass.â With Francesâ answer, Nero couldnât help but beam a proud smile: if she was cursing, he could curse as well. âThe fact is, Blackwell was suddenly hit with a wave of luck that was very much out of character. And then, found death in the most mysterious and grim circumstances.â
âYeah. That has the foul smell of a demon contract right thereâŚâ Dante was pensive again, now looking at the map. âIs the olâ Blackwell mansion easy to find?â
âPretty easy, Mr. Devil Hunter. Itâs the biggest one in the olâ town, bigger even than the church. Damn Blackwell was a show-off with all that money of his.â
âWell, it sounds more and more like a contract to me.â Dante sighed, looking back at Frances and Buck. âIf theyâre watchinâ Silverstone from the hills and thereâs that much history in the olâ town, I think itâs safe to say thatâs where the demons are cominâ from. Either way, weâre checkinâ it tonight.â
âTonight?â Buckâs eyebrows met in the middle of his forehead, Frances copying his worried expression. âDonât you prefer to go durinâ the day, when those creatures arenât out?â
âEh, I canât put on much of a show if there arenât any demons to kill, can I?â Dante shrugged and you had to smile. Buck had a point, but you knew the best time to check would be at night: if they were attacking when the sun was gone, thatâs when you would find them. Prior to that, you risked finding anything at all. âBesides, I got the cavalry with me. Weâll be fine and youâll be out of demons in no time.â
With the van riding in pitch-black darkness, though, you couldnât make out any shapes in the distance: you would only see the creatures on the hills if you had the moon behind it â but it seemed like even the moon herself was hidden that night.
It was eerily quiet as well. You had checked your guns and your sword, making sure everything was in pristine condition. Now that you had nothing else to do, you were watching outside and paying attention to your surroundings â and there werenât many noises. There were just a few sounds here and there that you couldnât quite isolate and figure out what it was. But it felt, familiar in an off putting kind of way.
âEi, sheriff. Everything ok there?â Danteâs voice took you out of your thoughts, and you turned your attention to him. âYour eyebrow will soon look like just one, the way youâre frowninâ there, hot stuff. Whatâs wrong?â
âHmmm⌠I dunnoâŚâ You murmured back, trying to relax your eyebrows a little bit. That made Dante smile. âI have a⌠Feeling.â
âA feelinâ, huh? What kind of feelinâ, pretty eyes?â And even if he had that easygoing tone sprinkled in his voice and attitude, Dante did take on a more serious demeanor. âGood one? Bad oneâŚ?â
âA⌠Weird one. I canât quite tell if itâs good or badâŚâ You had your worried expression back on, trying to understand what the hell was that thing stirring in your heart. Your feelings were notorious between you and Dante: he said it was your spidey-sense tingling, even if you didnât have any heritage like his. âI just know something is wrong. Iâm not feeling like things are completely⌠Ok.â
âHave they ever been ok in this family, y/n?â Nero had to put his two cents in the conversation, immediately making you a little less worried â and giggling with his question. âBut hey, if youâre feelinâ somethinâs wrong, we should have our guard up.â
âWell put, kid. Y/nâs spidey-sense is no joke.â
âItâs not a spidey-sense, câmonâŚâ You rolled your eyes, already smiling with your red devil and honorary nephew.
But the moment couldnât last for too long: soon, the van jumped in the air, as if it had aggressively ran over something.
âHey, Nico! What the fuckinâ hell was that?!â Nero held Kyrieâs waist so she wouldnât fly around the van â and only after you checked on them, you realized Dante had the very same reaction, but holding you close to him.
If you flew around, you would fly around together. You jump, I jump, as Jack Dawson would say.
âIâve no idea!!â
âDonâtâcha know how to drive anymore?!â And now Nero stumbled over to the driverâs seat, as Nico stopped the van with a screech. He almost stamped on the front window like a sticker. âWhat the fuck is goinâ on?!â
âWhy donât you do the drivinâ, if youâre so good yourself, huh?!â Nico fixed her glasses on her face, hands trembling and flailing everywhere. âI dunno what happened! It wasnât an animal, nothinâ like that!! It was too fast and I didnât see it! One minute, the road was clear, the other, I hit somethinâ and went over it!!â
âOh, maybe it was a coyote or a wolf trying to cross the roadâŚ!â Kyrieâs heart was almost coming out of her throat, but you could all hear the tone of worry in her voice.
âIt can very well be, those animals are common around here.â You had your own hand over your heart, feeling it beating like a samba school in peak Carnaval. âThey arenât used to cars, specially this time of the night.â
âCâmon, kid. Letâs check it out.â Dante got up from the seat, leaving Rebellion behind and carrying only Ebony and Ivory in his hands. âIf itâs an animal, we canât leave the pooch agonizing out there. If it isnâtâŚâ
âTheyâll regret gettinâ in the way.â Nero answered with a smile and already reloading Blue Rose, leaving Red Queen behind with Kyrie. âYou better stay in the van.â
âWas that for me as well? âCause you know, I got my own set of cool guns, too.â You looked back at Dante, waving your dual guns around â and winning a quick laugh from him.
âHey, if itâs nothinâ, itâs just trouble for you, pretty eyes. If it is somethinâ, well, thank youâre more than welcome to join the party.â With those words, he winked back at you and left the van with Nero.
You remained close to the vanâs door, telling Kyrie to seat beside Nico on the driverâs seat. None of you could really see what was going on: the only thing in front of you was the dark road and endless miles of pitch-black desert. For Kyrie and Nico, it was no different; although they had the headlights to light up a few meters ahead.
You could hear their steps as they quietly approached whatever it was that Nico ran over. Awfully quiet for the both of them. That feeling you had before only tightened in your chest, reverberating even more, almost making you forget how to breathe. Those seconds dragged like feet drenched in quicksand, trying to move but unable to get anywhere.
Until you heard a gunshot.
Before you could even ask what was going on, a dead demon flew over the van and landed on the hood with a loud noise, staring at all of you with its dead eyes and blood splattering everywhere â which made Nico and Kyrie immediately start screaming, almost hugging each other.
You jumped out of the van, finding Nero and Dante surrounded by demons â low tier demons, though, nothing you three couldnât handle together. Wielding your dual guns, you started to shoot as fast as Dante had taught you.
Not as fast as he did, though. That was his demonic blood at work.
âWhere did they come from?â You ran up to him, standing with your back to your red devilâs back â that way, you both could cover a larger area.
âNo idea, babe. We were checkinâ out the dead one. Donât move!â With those words, Dante used the dead demon as leverage to jump right above you and pull off his classic spinning move with Ebony and Ivory. With you in the middle, right below him, it was impossible to hit you.
You had to be fair: you would always be impressed when he did that and managed to keep you safe while slaughtering all the demons around you in one single move.
When you were least expecting, though, a blade flew by your side â superficially slashing your upper right cheek, but enough to make a constant flow of blood trail down your face.
Dark figures were approaching â like the ones the townsfolk described. You, Nero and Dante were already expecting higher rank demons; the ones who were really behind all that mess.
Until you all heard a motorcycle noise.
âWhat theâŚ?!â Before Nero could finish cursing, though, you all turned around only to find a set of motorcycles running right into your direction. If Nero hadnât grabbed you and dodged right away, you would certainly end up with a nasty injury.
You counted quickly. There were around sixteen of those dark figures, including the ones on foot and the ones on the motorcycles. One of them held an amulet that glowed with a blood red light in the dark, creating dark seals on the floor â the ones that summoned more of the lesser demons from the underworld.
That was where they were coming from.
âNico, hit the gas! Get the hell out of here!â Nero immediately screamed, assessing the situation the same way as you did: it was a very bad situation.
âButâŚ!â
âNowâs not the time to argue, Goldstein!â Danteâs voice was almost a roar â and Nico rarely heard him calling her like that. It was enough to make the gunsmith virtuosa get the van running. âY/nâŚ!â
âAh, hell no, big guy! Iâm not leaving without you!â You roared back, already shooting one of the demons that tried to attack Dante. The vanâs tires screeched on the road as Nico turned it around abruptly to go back the way you came from â back to the new town of Silverstone. In a safer place, they could figure out what to do. âYou jump, I jump! No refunds!â
Danteâs heart didnât know if it wanted to jump out of his chest from desperation of having you in such a situation or from elation of you loving him so much as to put yourself in danger.
It was probably because of both.
âKid! Y/n! Back to back, the three of us! Câmon!â He didnât even had to say it again: soon, you had Danteâs and Neroâs backs to yours, the three devil hunters making it rain bullets over the demons. The motorcycles tried to approach, but you would always threaten them with killer shots.
With Danteâs sharp eyes in the dark, he eventually hit one of the motorcycles in such a way it crashed a few meters away from you. With the right shot, he could make it explode â and it was a strategy to use. He just wanted some more of those goofs to approach, so he could take a lot of them at the same time.
One of the motorcycles, though, decided to be brave â or suicidal, depending on your point of view â and try to run through the three of you, almost running you over. This time, though, your reflexes were quick enough to dodge in time, but that made you three separate.
âAlright⌠You clowns are startinâ to piss me offâŚâ With that rumbling comment from Dante, he held out his hand, summoning Devil Sword Dante in a blaze of fire.
You could hear Nero groaning â he definitely missed Red Queen at the moment and ever since Dante managed to summon his two main swords, Nero always complained he couldnât be that cool while fighting.
Understandable. You were missing your very own sword â you could only wish you could make it come over to you that easily.
At this point, you were pretty sure you would win. As Dante slaughtered the demons â and whatever figure who tried to come any closer â the odds were certainly in your favor. You helped with some shots here and there, aiding his kills and getting the job done.
Until you felt your fingers tingling. Furrowing your brows, you looked down only to see your hands trembling. Your vision became blurry, as the world suddenly tilted under your feet. The gash in your cheek burned with the wrath of the fires of hell.
âWhat theâŚâ You mumbled, opening and closing your eyes a few times. You could barely hear Nero calling your name: it seemed like he was stuck inside a tin can. âNero⌠DanteâŚ?â
âEi, babe, whatâsâŚâ Dante lowered his sword and, before he could finish asking, the dark figure with the amulet finally stepped near enough for you to see it was nothing but a human â which he confirmed when he lowered the hood of the dark robe he, and the other humans, were wearing. âYou better start talkinâ before I decide to cut off that ugly head of yours. Whatâs goinâ on?!â
âItâs a pleasure to make your acquittance, son of Sparda.â The man allowed a calm smile to grace his lips framed by a well-maintained goatee as you felt a sting of fire coursing through your whole body. You tried to keep it in, but you couldnât hold back a groan. âI am kindly inviting you and your⌠RelativeâŚâ The man gestured to Nero, still completely ignoring you and the ever so worsening pains. âTo join us in the old town for a talk. We have much to discuss.â
âWhat the fuck did you do to y/n?â
The man looked into Danteâs blue eyes â now with some sparks of red, teeth already growing into fangs â knowing quite well all their intentions would be fumbled if Dante and Nero decided to trigger right then and there.
And that was why you were an insurance.
âItâs a simple poison, found in the underworld. If the cure isnât administered soon enough, though, your⌠Pet, I take it⌠Will perish.â The man treated you with disdain, making Dante already try to walk towards him to have his sword on the manâs throat. The human, though, lifted his hand, showing a glowing purple vial. âNo human antidote can counter it, only the demonic one. This is the only sample in miles. They have only a few minutes, if I am not wrong, and the death⌠Oh, it is exquisitely agonizing.â
Danteâs jaw was locked. You could barely see through your blurring vision, fighting every fiber of your being to remain on your two feet â but your red devil was tense and ready to fight⌠Ready to kill. If he let his demon out, there wouldnât be a soul left to tell the story of that night.
âWhat do you want?â His voice had a slight tinge of distortion â as you could almost sense, Dante was a word away from triggering.
âYou and your kin to put down your weapons and follow us. We have prepared a very important celebration tonight and you are the guests of honor â especially you, Tony Redgrave.â You choked upon hearing that name: very few people knew that alias and, judging by Neroâs confused reaction, even fewer than you thought. âDo this, and we shall save your⌠Pet.â
âCall y/n âpetâ again, Iâll cut your tongue off, smartass.â Dante scoffed, apparently not affected by hearing his old name from the lips of a shady character in such a desolated place. âDonât usually trust strangers in the middle of a crossroads.â
âAs proof of my good faith, son of SpardaâŚâ With those words, the man handed the vial to one of the other hooded figures â another human like him, wearing a dark robe to their feet, keeping their head down under the hood â who approached you slowly. Dante had his eyes trained on them, watching their every move. âIâm taking the first step. Lower your weapons, and my assistant shall heal your⌠Human.â
You couldnât keep yourself standing anymore. With your stomach burning, you feel to your knees, barely able to see Dante in amidst the darkness and your blurry vision. Closing your eyes, your head was in such pain you thought soon blood would run down your face instead of tears. Your heart pounded on your chest quicker than when you rode the Cavaliere with your red devil and, as much as you didnât like to admit, you came to the conclusion that was like dying felt like.
âAlright. Do your thing then.â Dante lowered his hand and his sword was gone in a small set of flames, Ebony and Ivory being abandoned on the floor.
âWhatâŚ?! DanteâŚ!â Nero was ready to fight back, to get that vial and cure you himself, but he saw the plea in his uncleâs eyes. You were outnumbered and you were dying from a poison none of you had the cure â only them. If they wanted, they could break that vial in a million pieces and leave you to die a horrifying death. âCâmon, we canâŚâ But even Nero didnât know what more they could do.
âHey, Nero. Please.â Danteâs voice had no edge of playfulness or the typical easygoing tone. He was serious, defeated even. He would allow himself to be enslaved if that meant saving you â and all he was asking was for Nero to put down his weapons.
And so he did, with Blue Rose hitting the floor right after.
As soon as the assistant inserted the purple antidote into your bloodstream, others quickly approached Nero and Dante, locking heavy silver bracelets around their wrists â immediately cutting out their demonic powers. It was a first for Nero, who stumbled around and seemed like a dizzy, drunk young man. Dante, on the other hand, knew exactly how that felt like, having gone through something similar during his time at the Temen-ni-gru. Ancient demonic wisdom, infused in those bracelets to suppress demonic power and subdue powerful demons to a weaker oneâs will⌠Or to enslave them for eternity, as it happened to Vergil once.
âCome. The night has only just begun.â
You felt your head burning as you watched them viciously knocking down Dante and Nero â something you thought you would never see in your entire lifetime. Falling to the floor of the road, you tried to get up, barely having any strength in your arms. You would drag yourself to them if you had to, but you wouldnât give up⌠At least, not until your body gave out.
âWhat about their⌠Human⌠Master?â The assistant checked, standing right beside you but not moving a single finger to help you up.
âLeave them. A weak thing like that deserves to die like roadkill.â The man dismissed with a quick wave of his hand, ordering the others to carry the Spardas back to the old town.
Warm tears trickled down your eyes. You tried to get up, but your body was slowly giving out â the burning sensation, though, was fading away. Indeed, the antidote was working, but your body took the toll of it.
You werenât weak. You were not. All those years, Dante kept fighting by your side, singing your praises as one of the most powerful humans he had ever met. You defeated the worst of Hell, you faced nonstop hordes alongside your red devil. A stuck-up snob like that unknown guy had no right to call you weak. You were not weak. You were notâŚ
Your hands started giving out as you slowly tried to claw your way to their direction â but they were already long gone and the only soul left in the middle of that desolated highway was you.
But you were human. More powerful than any demon, as Dante would say. Why couldnât you get up, thenâŚ?
Your arms gave out and you hit your face on the warm road, eyes closing in the middle of nowhere. The last thing you heart before fainting, was a blade cutting the asphalt right next to your hand â ready for you when you opened your eyes again.
*
âWhat are we going to do?!â
âI donât know!â
âWe canât just leave!â
âI know!â
âWhat are we going to DO?!â
âI donât KNOW!â
That was the main conversation back and forth between Kyrie and Nico as the gunsmith virtuosa drove the highway as if the devilâs herd itself was chasing them viciously, their hot breath on their necks, ready to take their souls.
Kyrie was standing right by the driverâs seat, holding for dear life on the very thing, as Nico gripped the wheel like she never did before in her life. They both screamed while the van was practically trotting on the road, bumping on every single stone on the way since Nico couldnât care less to dodge at that point.
It was actually very impressive she never came to swallow her cigarette.
âWhat do you think will happen to them?!â Kyrie immediately gripped the necklace Nero gifted her in Fortuna â she saw it as a good luck charm, and would wear it anywhere. It made her feel closer to him and, whenever she was in trouble or uncertain, touching it would make her feel safe.
But never in her life it was the other way around: this time, she was worried Nero wouldnât be safe. And that was so new.
âI dunno! I-I-I mean... Dante willâŚ! He will, right?!â Nico stuttered back, barely able to think. If she could, she would light five or six cigarettes in a row. âI mean he⌠He called me Goldstein, for Hellâs sakes! He never does that! Iâm as scared as you!â
âI know! They never did that!â Kyrie was about to cry â and she didnât even know which emotion was making her feel like overflowing. âWhat about y/n? All of their swords are here, they took only their handguns!â
âWhat?!â Nico quickly glanced back only to see the three swords calmly lounging in the van. âOh, fuck! I mean⌠Well, Dante⌠He has that big ass flaminâ sword inside âim, right? He can summon at any momentâŚ! Right?!â
âI hope he can! Iâm used to Nero, I donât know how Danteâs sword works!â Kyrie rolled her eyes in pure despair, going back in the van to check on everyoneâs swords. Red Queen now looked so quiet, so⌠Dead. It didnât sit well with her, not like that. It had to be with Nero. He needed his sword. âY/n knows how Dante works!â
âOh, be damned! Weâre on a hell of a fucked-up situation here, Kyrie!â
âYou donât have to tell me that twiceâŚâ Kyrie sighed, plopping down on the couch and cradling her head with both of her hands. After a few seconds of pure desperation, the woman turned her hazelnut eyes back to the Red Queen. The sword seemed like it was ready to rev-up, burning to be back in the hands of her master â like it was as annoyed as Kyrie to be away from Nero, sensing, like her, that he needed his weapon.
In the distance, Kyrie saw Rebellion trembling, as if it had the very same problem. Differently from Red Queen, though, it didnât seem like a figment of Kyrieâs imagination: even if the van was kicking and prancing around, she could clearly see Rebellion was vibrating, as if it was ready to take flight. She remembered Nero telling her Dante could summon his sword like that: a simple call and she would fly over to his hands, no matter where he was.
âWe need to go back.â The resolution settled in Kyrieâs heart as she stood up, holding the charm on the necklace she loved so much.
âWhat?! Have you lost your mind too?!â Nico didnât know if she looked back to Kyrie or if she kept an eye on the road. âThose creepy dudes will kebab us in half a second if we step in that olâ town!â
âThey need their weapons, Nico! Right now, weâre the only ones that can help them get back to their owners!â Kyrie walked back to the virtuosa â again holding on for dear life on the driverâs seat. âIf we donât do that, their chance of getting away is very low! Theyâre depending on us to do the right thing, Nico!â She took a deep breath, closing her eyes. âNero needs me. He saved me so many times, I will not fail him now.â
Nico remained silent for a while, frowning while chewing on the tip of her cigarette â the trotting of the van making her go up and down on the driverâs seat, almost hitting her head on the roof sometimes.
Kyrie was right. She knew the little angel was right. Nero hadnât saved just Kyrie throughout the years, he had saved Nico too: she was just a crazy gunsmith with a very dubious driving style and a van to get the devil hunter around, but he was the one who would always get the job done. And when trouble came a little too close to them, Nero always made sure it would never even touch Nico. She could drive fearlessly through a horde of demons because she knew Nero would slay them all. That was something her heart always took for granted.
Now it was time to pay it back. It was time for her to risk her skin to get Nero out of trouble.
And damn well she would.
âAlright, little angel! We need a plan to save those three asses!â The resolution that resided in Kyrie now bled to Nico, making the angelic woman beam a satisfied and proud smile. âIâd say we go in guns blazinâ, but we donât have any guns â and those swords are useless for us.â
âI say we take a stealthy route. Calm down, breathe, think. Go back and give them their swords to let them do their job.â Kyrieâs voice now was a lot steadier, finally feeling a little surer of herself.
In the middle of nowhere, Nico slowed down until she stopped the van. The two women finally looked at each other.
âThis gonâ be madness, you know that, right?â The virtuosa made sure Kyrie understood the seriousness of the situation they got themselves into.
âYeah. But weâve never really got scared of a little madness, have we?â
With an accomplice look, they giggled at each other, the tension finally seeming to dissipate a little. Leaving the driverâs seat, Nico stood up to check on the swords and think of a plan with Kyrie.
âWhat do ya think? They got kidnapped by that⌠What the hell was that, anyway?!â
âIt sure looked a lot like the Order of the SwordâŚâ Kyrie sighed, having memories of her younger days in Fortuna â making Nico remember as well. âIâd call it a cult. And I donât know⌠Maybe they did get away, butâŚâ
Nico waited for her to continue, but the words got lost in her tongue. Holding her amulet once more, Kyrie sighed before speaking.
âI donât feel right. Something is wrong. Somethingâs wrong with Nero.â
âEh⌠You and y/n with your weird âbeinâ-the-lover-of-a-demonâ bond thingâŚâ Nico raised one eyebrow, pretending to have shivers. âItâs spooky sometimes. But well, if youâre sayinâ somethinâ ainât right, I believe ya.â
Before the two women could keep going, though, Rebellion started vibrating more violently, stealing their attention. They frowned, looking at the sword as she threw a tantrum â seemingly looking like it would gain life at any moment.
âUuuuuh⌠Whatâs goinâ onâŚ?â
âI donât know! Youâre the gunsmith; you should know about demon swords better than me!â And even if Kyrie scolded Nico, she couldnât take her eyes from Rebellion â after all, neither of the ladies knew what the sword was about to do.
âYouâre the one datinâ a demon!â
âNeroâs weapons work a lot differently than Danteâs!â
With a loud clang, the eyes on the horned skull near the handle of Rebellion lit up in red, the sword perking up in resolve. Kyrie let out a loud screech as Nico jumped back, ready to have to tame the thing â after all, they had never seen that happening before.
In a blink, Rebellion went flying out of one of the vanâs windows, crashing it like a million of stars, disappearing into the night.
Nico and Kyrie slowly looked at each other â their hearts beating furiously inside their chests.
âWhat the hell just happenedâŚ?â
âI think⌠I think thatâs how Dante summons his swordâŚâ Kyrie tried to explain in a whisper, still barely able to breathe.
âDoesnât his sword come out of flames he summons from withinâ himself, thoughâŚ?â Nico couldnât understand a single thing going on. She thought she knew how everything worked â but that Halloween was proving to be quite an adventure already.
âI donât knowâŚâ Kyrie closed her eyes, keeping one hand over her heart. âRed Queen is very differentâŚâ
And, as if to agree with her, the sword herself revved up just a little, a few flames igniting for a couple of seconds. The two women stared at it, a little alarmed.
âAnd you? Not gonna say anythinâ for yourself too?â Nico pointed at your sword, not knowing what to expect.
With a little shake and a tingling sound, it seemed like your sword was telling off the gunsmith virtuosa.
Exchanging looks, the two women assessed the work they had in their hands.
Returning your sassy swords would be one hell of a ride.
*
It felt like the worst hangover of your life.
You slowly opened your eyes as pain reverberated through all the limbs on your body. Your head was pounding, every breath felt like your lungs were about to burst and your stomach apparently wouldnât even be able to keep water down, if you had any.
As you came to your senses, you sat in the middle of the road, assessing your situation.
It was bad.
Really bad.
You were abandoned literally in the middle of nowhere. No one in sight: no town, no car, no soul, nothing. You could barely hold yourself together, let alone walk miles and miles in any direction to get anywhere. If you went to the old town to help Dante and Nero you would be more of a hinderance than anything else. If you went to the new town to get help and maybe meet Nico and Kyrie, you would probably arrive in the morning and, by then, the damage would be done already.
To say you were feeling useless was an understatement.
Looking around, though, you finally realized what was that slashing sound you heard before blacking out: Rebellion had carved the road, having come to your aid, as Dante said it would do if it felt you were in trouble â like it did to him. All you had to do was call; apparently, you did it unconsciously, seeking his help even when your mind was fading and all hope was gone.
You couldnât help but smile â a bittersweet smile, but a smile nonetheless.
âWell, thank you for coming, old friendâŚâ Your started talking, using all your strength to get yourself on your feet again. It took you more than you expected. âBut I guess Iâm not in my best shape at the moment⌠Iâve no idea what to do.â
With those words, you gripped the handle of the legendary sword and pulled it off the ground. At least you could still wield it, even if you were tired and defeated.
âWeâre in the middle of a lost crossroads, in this godforsaken piece of desert, no way back and no way forward â also no prospects of helping Dante and Nero. Letâs face it, Rebellion. We need a miracle.â You sighed, looking at the horned skull that embellished Danteâs first sword. With that, you summoned all the strength left in your body to rest it on your shoulders as your lover would always do â taking a deep breath and beginning your way to the old town. âStanding here will serve us nothing, though. I guess we gotta make it happen.â
âOne should know they can always reach out for a miracle in the crossroads, little one.â
You turned around, startled, ready to put Rebellion to use â but the only thing you found in that empty road was⌠Yourself.
Yourself, but not really. Something was off. That same gut feeling you had before, started to form at the base of your stomach now. It was like staring at yourself in the mirror, but the eyes⌠Something was wrong with the eyes â as if they were not quite yourself. Looking down, the figure who slowly approached wearing your form had two sets of shadows â while you, yourself, had only one.
âSome would call that kind of miracle a curse.â You rebuked carefully, still studying that creatureâs intentions. You had heard Dante and Vergil talking of doppelgangers, but that didnât act like one: it was too sentient, too intelligent to be one.
âNot all of them were in your shoes.â The figure smiled â it was your smile, but with a different edge that made you feel slightly uncomfortable.
Either way, the creature â whatever it was â had reason on their side. Your situation was pretty hopeless and you still had a long way to go⌠You had much to do. Dante and Nero needed you. Whatever those cult like people wanted, it wasnât good. The man knew Danteâs previous alias, and that was never a good omen.
For the first time, it was your red devil who needed the saving â and you werenât nearly in no way, shape or form to do so.
You needed whatever help anyone could offer. You needed a miracle â or a curse.
âNow if youâre thinking Iâm like those foolish cultists messing with powers they think they can control, youâre wrong. Besides, I could have killed you at any point while you were unconscious at the crossroads, even without Spardaâs beloved Rebellion by your side. Iâm simply a bystander thatâs looking to be entertained and eager to make mischief on this moonless night.â The figure paused and chuckled. âNot even Hecate could interfere â like she could, anyways.â
âWho are youâŚ?â You asked carefully, wary of the utter convenience and situation at hand.
âMy name has been lost for the ages, but itâs not of great importance. You, however, are much more interesting; after all, you are Dante Sparda, The Legendary Demon Hunterâs beloved and prized human. Untouched by demonic blood and yet able to wield one of the most powerful blades known to demonic kind. Consider yourself lucky to have such a powerhouse of a weapon by your side. However, Iâm guessing that youâre in need of something with much more firepower to get your nephew and lover back.â
âHow do youââ
âSparda may have had many enemies, but there were a few of us demons that stayed loyal to him even after he left The Underworld.â With those words, the creature mimicking your appearance bowed a bit before turning a soften gaze to the sword in your hands. âItâs lovely to see you again, Rebellion, and Iâm quite fond of your new powers as well; itâs a nice touch.â
âWait a minute, you knew Sparda and served under him?â With your question, the figure wearing your likeness nodded. âThen why canât you stop the cult that took Dante and Nero?â
âSimple, Iâm not the one theyâre trying to summon. However, though, they do have something of mine that I would like back.â
âAnd what would that beâŚ?â When dealing with demons, all wariness couldnât be enough.
âDear olâ Beau Blackwellâs skull, of course!!â Your mirror cackled before coughing politely. âYou see, one of my subordinates double crossed me and took the damn fool before he was ready, and soiled the deal I had with him. So, when I came to collect, the body was there, but the head was missing along with his soul. Come a few decades later, I find what Iâm looking for, but itâs out of my reach. See, us demons expend huge amounts of resources to stay in your world. Itâs not as nice as the Underworld, but itâs decent at times.â
âHuh. So, the town folks were right about him taking a deal with a devil.â You murmured to yourself, one hand resting on your waist.
âSuch a smart human, after all. Besides, when you meet the devil on the crossroads, on a pitch black night, talking to your mimic with two shadows⌠Such a bad omen indeed for most â but to others, a risky chance to turn things around, for a high price. If you know how to make a proper deal without losing it all in the end.â
Your eyes turned to the mirror of yourself â standing calmly in front of you, a peaceful smile on your face. Their eyes were not your own, those were demonic eyes. You were dealing with a demon in the crossroads â and that could turn into something really bad. Even if they were fond of Sparda, the very nature of trickster demons such as the one copying you was uncertain.
They could very well give you what you needed to succeed â but they could ask for an unfathomable price. Usually, the highest prices were always asked when people found themselves in desperate situations such as yours.
But your body was hurting. Your feet were barely able to hold you standing. Your hands were trembling, and you were pretty sure you could only wield Rebellion because the sword herself was aiding you â as Dante would if he was there. You were not in a position to deny any aid, you knew that â and the demon right in front of you knew it as well.
âKnowing how to make a deal is of little help when someone needs a deal.â You answered carefully, still watching the calmly smiling creature. âIt usually exploits the one with less power.â
âHowever, I think youâll like what Iâve got to offer â and youâve got nothing to lose, after all.â Hearing that answer, you instinctively grabbed Rebellion tighter, making your clone let out a distorted laughter in amusement. âOh, relax. I donât want your soul or to cross blades with you; Iâd rather not have Dante put me into the ground like he did with Mundus. I simply want a favor done and, in exchange, you get a way out.â
âWhatâs the catch?â
âYouâve been trained so well.â The creatureâs compliment came without malice. âI simply want that idiotâs skull back and, in turn, you save those two Spardas and prevent a demon from coming into this reality empowered with human sacrifices.â
âAnd how do I know youâll make good on your wordâŚ?â You had one of your eyebrows raised, the deal sounding too good to be true.
Your mimic whistled loudly and a demonic horse with six legs came out of the right pathâs fog. Four blazing red eyes looked over curiously, as the black strong body had strange demonic symbols on its shoulders. There was a saddle, reins and a chest plate adorned with a black feather inside a book with a claw clutching them both: the demonâs symbol, embellished on the surface. Its main was wispy like ashes from a fire, but the fire was coming from inside the creature itself.
What really caught your attention, was the sounds of snarls and soft growls, as multiple demonic coyote-dog-like creatures kept their distance â but stood at the edge of the fog, as if waiting orders.
âMy horse, Slade, shall take you to the cultists so you can put the skull in his saddle bag here. Then sound the horn to signal the pack itâs time to feed. Afterwards, the pack of hounds will devour those cultists, since they are made of the souls of those theyâve slaughtered, itching for revenge. All you have to do is prove you are not terrified and step up to save the boys from a cruel fate.â
Oh, you knew what that was. You knew what you would have to become. Meeting a demon like that, in the middle of the desert, offering you their horse and pack of vengeful hell-hounds as power for you to control? You could almost hear the faint song, whistling ghostly in the distanceâŚ
Then cowboy change your ways today or with us you will ride, tryinâ to catch the devilâs herd⌠Across the endless skies.
With your skeptic look, your mimic smiled in amusement.
âAre you brave enough to take the reins or do you want to wander home without your lover and nephew?â
You closed your eyes, taking a deep breath. You were out of options. Going back meant leaving them behind and failing to save them â you couldnât do that to Nero, to Dante. Many times Dante tapped into the worst of himself, the darkest places of his soul, to summon a power he despised to save you and have you back home â safe and sound into his arms. Many times he became a demon fiercer and more powerful than those he was fighting against, even if he loathed it.
You could do that for him too. At least once in your lifetime â maybe for the only and last time.
Sensing your resolve, Rebellion settled herself on your back as you walked forward to the demonic horse and held its reins â knowing it was time to aid you, as she had aided Dante a thousand times before. Your mirrored image watched you with a pleased smile.
âNow, take the left path; itâll take you straight to the abandoned church where the cultists are. Get going, rider, youâve got until dawn.â The doppelganger reminded you before plopping a black cowboy hat on your head, only for you to look up in surprise when the figure was gone.
You closed your eyes for a second as your whole body seemed to be engulfed in flames â the pain lasted for only a little while, though. When it washed off, it was as if you had never been hurt in the first place: you could breath properly again, your limbs werenât hurting and all your strength â and more â was back into your body. Taking another step, though, you heard a ringing that wasnât there before.
Looking down, you realized your clothes had changed: an all-black cowboy attire, covered your body, fitting it perfectly; with a heavy black coat down to your ankles keeping you warm in the chilly desert night. The cowboy boots had spurs that ringed like little silver bells every time you took a step â and, as you did it again, you realized you left a trail of fire behind, melting the asphalt with your footsteps.
That wasnât the work of the demon who used your appearance to strike a deal with you â as you looked back into the four curious blazing eyes of the demonic horse standing in front of you, you realized it was its way of saying it also chose you to be its rider. At least for a while.
âDemons are always dramatic, arenât theyâŚâ You shook your head, sighing as you made your way back to the horse who kindly awaited you â now looking like a rider who deserved their service.
As you looked around the crossroads, you could see the pack of hounds remained, waiting for your orders. The horse lowered itself down to let you onto its back and the pack of demons perked up in excitement. As you got into the saddle and adjusted yourself, the horse got up and the demonic pack howled to each other â as if signaling it was time to move out.
You adjusted your new hat as you nudged the horse forward onto the left path. The soft sounds of claws were in the distance as the pack followed you both.
âCâmon, Slade. Itâs time to burn some asphalt.â Hitting the open road, you cracked the reins and the horse took off into a gate and then galloped once he had hit top speed â the trail of burning fire in your wake, as you did yourself with your footsteps.
In the distance behind you, the faint noise of a stampede was close by, but as you looked over your shoulder, you could only see the pack of demonic coyote creatures following at a distance.
Yipping, yowling and snarling hungrily as they followed in excitement. You looked forward, holding Sladeâs rein tightly and feeling the weight of the Rebellion on your back. Those cultists, whoever they were, better be ready to fight â you were coming for them.
Yippie-yi-o, yippie-yi-yay⌠Ghost riders in the sky.
*
If Dante had to guess, heâd say the cultists would lock them up in the desecrated church of that derelict town, as that kind of people would usually do. To his shock, though, he woke up on an old rotten bed that, if he moved too much, would definitely fall apart with his weight. Even so, it was able to cradle the half-demon with ease, and it didnât turn into dust as Dante sat on itâs edge, massaging his head on the spot those damn cultists hit him.
âTook some time to wake up, old man.â Nero mumbled from across the room - making Dante look at his own kin on the same situation he was. At least, Neroâs bed was made of brass.
âEh, those cultists werenât jokinâ âround. Hit my head pretty hard; gimme a break, will ya?â Dante shrugged, shaking his head and looking down to his feet.
Nero furrowed his brows. In all his life, he never thought he would see his uncle so... Defeated. After all, it was Dante they were talking about, not some random human on the street. He couldnât shake off that feeling that it was all so... Easy.
âEi, kid. I know whatâcha thinkinâ. And youâre damn right, I didnât fight as much as I shouldâve...â Dante sighed, raising his head back up again. In the dark, Nero could see his blue eyes, and they had a tinge of melancholy even with the slight smile Dante carried on his lips. âBut out of everyone in the crew, I think youâre the one who can understand me the best. Imagine if it was your lilâ angel on that situation. What would you do...?â
Nero scoffed, not wanting to look into his uncleâs eyes. Bringing up Kyrie was a sure way into Neroâs heart - and bleeding heart even. He would die for her, he would kill the whole world for her, he would destroy gods and demon kings if he had to - but he would never let any harm come to Kyrie. And if the only way to save her was to put down his weapons and let himself be taken - by enemies or even death - Nero would do it without thinking and without doubt.
Yes. Out of all the crew, he could understand Danteâs action the best. It was too easy to take them, because those damn people knew quite well the very best way to enslave a Sparda was to tear their heart apart.
âEh... Guess there wasnât really a good way out of it, huh...?â Nero massaged his own head, shaking it right after. âBut we gotta do somethinâ now. I mean, we canât sit around and just... I donât know, what the hell do those creeps want with us anyway...?â
Weirdly enough, Dante smiled until it turned into a good laugh. Nero furrowed his brows, staring at his uncle thinking he had finally lost his mind - the kid wouldnât complain too much, he could perfectly understand where Dante was coming from.
âWhat a situation, huh? To think one year ago, it was y/n and Kyrie in the same shoes as us!â Dante shook his head, slapping his leg with a hearty laugh upon realizing it. âThereâs somethinâ of poetic in this, kid!â
âHuh. There kinda is...â With that, Nero couldnât stop himself from laughing as well. He wondered if that weird tugging in his heart was what Kyrie felt when she was locked up in that church with you last Halloween, getting ready to forcefully marry a demon. âI just hope they wonât dress us up in those ugly ass wedding clothes.â
âOh, no, no, no. If they try, Iâm tearing them apart!â Dante answered letting a louder laugh out of his chest. Nero couldnât help but smile alongside him: it was good to see his heart coming back.
âWell, not to spoil your party, but I donât think we can do much with those things lockinâ us up.â Nero raised both of his hands, showing off the silver shackles supressing their demonic powers. âNever felt anythinâ like this before, itâs nasty.â
âYeah, those things are no joke...â Dante glanced down at his own wrists, slightly sighing. âBut Iâve been through it before. Just gotta relearn how to fight like a human, thatâs all.â
âYou say that as if it was easy.â
âIt kinda is, kid.â Dante shrugged, looking around the room, trying to come up with some plan to get them out of there. âIt took quite a while to have my demonic powers awaken, so I remember how it feels like. I fought as a human for a long time, as long as you did. Well... As human as we get.â He winked at Nero, getting up from the bed and pacing around the room - the wooden floor creaking as his weight shifted the old boards; but never looking like it would give out. âYou just gotta fight without the good olâ demonic leverages.â
âWhat do ya mean it took you as long as I did?â Nero had his eyebrows furrowed, head pending to the side. They never really talked about Danteâs and Vergilâs lives before Nero met them - even if everything they had lived shaped so much of what happened to him. Either way, it wasnât an easy subject, and both twins didnât enjoy much reminiscing about the past: Nero had to piece up their story like a huge puzzle he was only given jigsaw pieces every now and then. âI thought you guys always knew about your heritage. I mean, it wasnât like me who didnât know why the hell I was different from everyone else and had a weird demonic arm.â
âYou havenât had it easy, huh, kid...?â Dante wheezed, shaking his head as he still looked around the room, trying to pick up anything on the cult or on a way out. âI knew my heritage, yes, but not what it could do. Your dad found it out as a kid, when those demons almost killed him the night our home burned to ashes. But me...? Well, it took some time. I survived, remember? I started workinâ and opened up the shop, and your dad tracked me down. Instead of beinâ happy I was alive, guess what he wanted...?â
âPower...â Nero mumbled, looking down at his newly acquired human arm - something that was still so weird to him. If he had to be honest to himself, he still kind of missed it as a demonic thing or the prosthetic one Nico built him. It was very strange having to adapt being so... Mundane.
âBullseye.â Dante winked at him, with a humorless laugh at the end. âIt was his first attempt at opening the Gates of Hell, that dumbass. Still, he kicked my ass and impaled me with Rebellion.â With those words, Neroâs eyes shot back at Dante, a little shocked with that story. âAt the time, I thought he wanted to kill me, but now... I have my doubts. Your dadâs a weird guy, you know? He wonât tell you he likes you, but he will stab you with your own sword right in the chest to awake your dormant demonic power so you can accept the legacy your dad of the year left you when you were born.â
Again, Nero furrowed his brows. Perhaps it wasnât that strange he had such a hard time around his feelings - and it was actually a very good thing he had Kyrie around to help him let them out in a healthy way. He got to learn something Dante and Vergil never had the chance to learn: the only thing both of them knew was harshness. Could Nero really ask anything more from them...?
âI was around the age you were back when we met in Fortuna, I think... So you see, I spent quite a while fighting as humanly as possible, with no leverage whatsoever.â Dante pointed at himself, finally stopping in the middle of the room. âI think Verge would have more of a problem in this situation than both of us.â
âWell... If thatâs the case...â Nero spoke slowly, still processing everything Dante had told him. With time, he learned not to make much of a fuss when Dante or Vergil shared something about their history and their life with him: it made them feel like it was ok to be vulnerable if it wasnât treated as a big thing, so Nero would keep it that way. âThen I should have more of an easy time than you.â
âThatâs the spirit, kid!â Dante now rested his hands on his waist, sighing while looking around the room. âNow. We have no idea what those Eyes Wide Shut wannabes want downstairs. Windows and doors are sealed with demonic stuff to keep us in, so weâre gonna have to force our way out somehow.â
âOk. I say we try one of the windows and sneak out. We can try to take âem out quietly and figure out what they want with us in the way.â Nero finally got to his feet winning a grin from Dante - who was more than ready to agree with his nephew.
âThat will not be necessary, Spardaâs kin.â Both of them were interrupted by the leader of the cultists - still wearing the dark robe, but now permanently without his hood. His eyes were cold, smart and arrogant; the beard well trimmed and intricate. He carried himself with an attitude that certainly screamed he thought he was much better than any other human in town. âI didnât bring you here to have you in the dark regarding our festivities - you are our guests of honor, after all.â
âYeah, yeah, King Charles, cut the crap.â Nero rolled his eyes, tired of the way the man behaved. If there was something that pissed him off, that would be entitled people, completely full of themselves. âWhat the hellâs goinâ on here?â
âEven if you have a share of Spardaâs precious blood, boy, you are not the main guest. Know your place.â The man was clearly respecting Nero more than he respected you because of his heritage - or else, he wouldnât even be addressing Danteâs kin.
âAnd you should know yours, fancy pants. Havenât your mother ever taught you to respect people?â Dante had his hands on his hips again, but his eyes burnt like the fire he carried inside him. âRemember you have to keep us with these things so we wonât kick your ass. Give us enough of a reason, weâll do it anyway. With or without demonic power.â He showed off the shackles to the man, noticing the human winced ever so slightly - trying to appear Danteâs words had no effect at all. âWho the hell are you? And you better answer this time âround.â
âYou can call me by my familyâs name, Blackwell. Iâm Beau Blackwellâs great-grandson - and it is an honor to meet Spardaâs kin.â The man bowed his head in a sign of respect - something Dante didnât do back and that made Nero smile. âI take it the townspeople of Silverstone did their job of telling you my familyâs history.â
âIf youâre talkinâ âbout the contract, hell yeah they did.â Danteâs eyes were now sharp, taking a guess where they were at the moment. If he could bet, he would say that was the old Blackwell mansion at the abandoned old town. âGuess stupidity runs in the family.â
âDamn, you beat me to it...!â Nero mumbled, making Dante smile proudly. At least they shared the same sense of humor - and taunts.
âI will admit my kin did play with powers much too great for his understanding and that was his downfall. He was too arrogant to realize he was biting much more than he could chew.â As Blackwell spoke, Dante and Nero just exchanged looks, having the same thing in their mind: the irony that he was criticizing the same thing they thought about him. âI, in the other hand, am more careful. I have studied the arcane and occult arts; learned how to wield them, tame them. Thereâs much more to ask of demonic creatures than petty, mundane things like money... Thereâs power. Thatâs what my kin failed to notice.â
âOh, now thereâs a word I never like beinâ thrown around...â Dante shook his head while mumbling to his nephew- and Nero couldnât refrain to notice it was because of Vergilâs obsession with it for so long.
But, in all honestly, after everything he went through in Fortuna, humans seeking demonic power was never a good thing in Neroâs book either.
âCome. I will take you around the old Blackwell Mansion and you can be aware of what you will be taking part in.â
But, even with the manâs gesture and inviting demeanor, neither Dante or Nero moved a single step.
âYeah, you see, we make a point on not taking part in things against our will.â Nero crossed his arms, making sure he wouldnât leave without Dante. If his uncle stayed, he would stay.
Blackwell immediately frowned - not the calmest cult leader they had ever seen. Something about it reminded Nero of Sanctus.
âI am not asking you and you will be part of it - whether you make it a point or not.â The man raised his head high, as if to overcompensate for the fact he was smaller than the two devil hunters inside the room. âI have tried to be cordial and I will remain as such. I planned this night for a very long time, and neither of you will fumble it. The ritual will go on. The sacrifices will be made. The blood will be spilled. The demon king will rise. You can either take part peacefully or by force - but trust me, if you choose the second option, it will be painful.â
Dante wasnât afraid of pain - and neither was Nero. Those words werenât alarming per se: after all, it was to be expected of a cult that they would be made of sacrifices and blood offerings somehow, but they didnât know if they were the only victims chosen for it.
What alarmed them the most, though, was the demon king part. There were a few of them, yes, but Dante couldnât stop his blood from running cold as soon as he heard that.
After all, Mundus was a king. Could it be that godforsaken spiteful creature found a way to come back, so many years after Dante put it to rest? That it wasnât for all eternity as he thought he had managed to do so...?
If Mundus decided to rear up its ugly head again, Dante wanted to be at the seat of honor to watch him rise just to tear him back into pieces and make him taste death once more.
As if noticing the sudden shift in his uncleâs heart, Nero looked back at Dante, waiting for an answer - but seeing the murderous glint in those ever easygoing eyes.
âShow us around, then. I guess gettinâ to know the stage of such a hideous play wouldnât hurt.â
Blackwell had a peaceful smile back to his lips, finally allowing them to leave the room - but Nero could sense something was different; it seemed as if Dante could tear a demon king with his bare hands in the blink of an eye, but he was just waiting for it to rise.
*
âHow can... Y/n... Ugh... Carry this thing âround... So easily...?!â
Nico mumbled while carrying your sword, heavily strapped on the gunsmith virtuosaâs back like a backpack. She always thought it should weight very little - after all, you always pulled the most incredible acrobatics while fighting - and you were human, just like her.
But the woman couldnât deny: after walking around with that thing weighing on her shoulders, she started feeling a pain she wasnât used to. Demonic metal was more efficient and lighter than any human and earthly metal, but still... It felt like she was carrying at least two guitars strapped on her back.
âY/n is a trained hunter, theyâre all used to it.â And even with that comment, Kyrieâs voice didnât seem to struggle as much as Nicoâs. She had dragged Red Queen around countless times to bring it to Nero, so dragging it once again through the desert wasnât much news to her.
Neither to Red Queen. The sword always knew that when it was in Kyrieâs hands, she would soon find her proper wielderâs hands again to wreak havoc.
âTell me âbout it... Weâre all a bunch of weirdos, thatâs what we... Ugh... Are!â
Kyrie had to giggle with Nicoâs complaints. Yes, you were a bunch of weirdos, but thatâs what made you all a family, wasnât it? And family was always there for each other.
After they decided to take your weapons back to you, Nico drove all the way to the old town - and as soon as the ghostly, abandoned wreckage of a city appeared in their view, the gunsmith found a hidden place to park the van. Behind a few tall rocks, the Devil May Cry on wheels would be safe until that night was over - at least, they hoped it would.
Taking the swords in their hands, the two women started making their way to the old town - away from the main road, so they would have a better chance sneaking in unnoticed - and formulated the best plan they could at the moment.
âOk. Weâre almost there. So, weâre going in, and weâll find a place to hide...â Kyrie started going over said plan, to make sure she and Nico were on the same page. Too much had already gone wrong that Halloween, they didnât need even more problems.
âWeâll listen around to those assholes and figure out where theyâre keepinâ the damsels in distress.â Nicoâs answer was almost immediate, making Kyrie giggle. It was a first, imagining Nero as the damsel in distress and her saving him. âWeâll head over where they are...â
âGive them back their swords, and let them do what they do best.â Kyrie finished with a rather peaceful smile, given the situation. âHere. Letâs sneak in through here...!â
Going around the buildings, Nico and Kyrie entered what would be a dark alley between two wooden, rotten buildings in town. Going in from the back, they kept themselves low, walking side by side until they were the closest they could be of the main street. They could hear the cultists talking and patrolling the street, so they maintained utmost silence to get through them completely unnoticed.
The main street ended in a big plaza, with a large, decrepit mansion being the last building on it - and the only one with a semblance of light: not electrical, but a set of candles lit it from the inside, almost like a jack-o-lantern. The cultists roamed around the main street, but the larger number was definitely inside the mansion; after all, Kyrie and Nico could hear them chanting something they couldnât understand.
âWhat do you think...?â Nico whispered to Kyrie, barely being able to hear her own self.
âTheyâre either in prison or... In there.â The woman answered in the same tone, pointing at the mansion at the end of the road. Nico sighed.
âI was hopinâ you wouldnât say that... How are we gonna find âem in there...?!â
âI donât know, but we have to think of a plan.â
The certainty in Kyrieâs voice was a little more reassuring - after all, they had a whole city swarming with cultists to cross and a mansion to infiltrate; all while carrying your weapons. They thought it wouldnât be easy, but they didnât expect that level of difficulty.
*
âOk, Iâm sayinâ it... We got a huge fuckinâ problem this time, Dante.â
Nero and Dante found themselves in a big party room, entirely lit with candles and decorated with sigils drawn with fresh blood - on the walls and on the floor. The biggest sigil, forming a closed circle, was in the middle of the room, glistening on the wooden floor. Cultists guarded the two entries and every window - big windows, that still had glasses on them.
The two devil hunters were seated on the middle of the circle, with their backs to each other, arms tied together so they wouldnât escape.
âBeau Blackwell played with a demon he could not tame and he thought he could understand it.â Blackwell explained as they moved into the party room, revealing the ritual setting - everything one would expect on a ritual to summon a demon. âI, on the other hand, intend to do something much smarter. And that, involves... You.â
With a gesture from his hands, some of the cultists overpowered the devil hunters, guiding them to the center of the circle. Nero tried to fight, but immediately stopped as soon as he saw Dante followed the cultists calmly, almost sitting on his chair as if he was indeed a guest of honor. With his eyebrows furrowed, Nero did the same. After all, Dante mustâve known what he was doing, right?
Right...?
âWell, youâd usually need human blood to summon a demon, smart ass.â Danteâs comment was calm and cheerful, even, while he allowed the cultists to tie his hands behind his back and intertwine the ties with Neroâs.
âOh, that will be arranged. There are many in my flock who are willing to serve such a higher purpose.â Blackwell smiled kindly, opening his arms to show around the room. âBut a man with your knowledge must have noticed, this is not a common demon summoning ritual. Itâs for a higher rank, a king - and one with that status would only come with a more special blood being spilled.â
âEh. Thatâs why you need us, then...â Nero murmured, shaking his head. âAnd then what, smart ass? Gonna strike a deal of your own, too?â
âOh, no. To summon him, I need you. To bind him, I need Dante.â Blackwell opened a wicked smile, making the room fall into complete silence as the two devil hunters didnât say a word. âMy ancestor made the mistake of gambling with a demon. I shall not make the same mistake - I will bind the demon and make it answer to my very own command. I will have all its power to myself, and there will be no one to stop my will. But to do so, I need powerful blood to do the binding - and there is no blood more powerful than Spardaâs blood.â
âWell, Iâll like to see you try that, Blackwell!â Dante started laughing, leaning back on his chair. âStupidity really does run in the family, eh?â
âApparently, it does.â Blackwell made a small gesture towards Dante and Nero, calling the cultists back to their places guarding the room. âThe festivities will begin at 3 a.m. Itâs just a small wait, but you will have the time to catch up... And say your goodbyes.â
Those were the last words Blackwell told them before leaving the room. Since then, the devil hunters had remained in silence, thinking about everything that had happened so far - and how to get out of that situation.
âWell, kid... After livinâ as much as I have, youâll be able to say...â
âYouâve had worse, yeah, yeah, I know...â Nero laughed, shaking his head while staring at his beaten up boots. âBut I mean. Iâm gonna be sacrificed with a random crazy cultist to raise a demon king from Hell. Youâre gonna be sacrificed to bind the demon king. Things arenât lookinâ too good, man.â
âI just wanted to know which demon king theyâre tryinâ to bring up this time.â Dante sighed, leaning back on the chair again. âBut I guess thereâll be no old acquaintances today. Thatâs already a good thing, kid.â
âYou... You were afraid that Mundus dude would be back...?â Neroâs question was almost as quiet as a whisper, barely audible for anyone who didnât have a demonic hearing like theirs.
âHmmm...â Danteâs answer took some time to come, even after he hummed in return. Nero rarely saw his uncle being that quiet and somber. âThe world doesnât need him rearinâ up that ugly head of his again.â
âWell... You killed him a long time ago, didnât ya...?â This time, Dante only answered Nero with a shake of his head and a quiet hum. âI donât think weâve to worry âbout him, then, youâre pretty good at your job.â
âHuh. Thanks, kid...â Dante had a slight smile on his lips, but his words had an uncharacteristic bitterness to them. âBut some demons have trouble stayinâ dead. Someone has to make sure that doesnât happen to Mundus.â
Silence fell between them once again in the room. Nero kept looking at his boots, but his thoughts ran at a thousand miles per hour. He knew it was because of Mundus that his family was as broken as it was, that he never had a chance to have something normal. He knew it was because of that demon that Dante and Vergil had broken childhoods and carried a trauma that shaped their whole lives. But he never really understood the burden Dante decided to carry on his shoulders of ridding the world of such a horrifying demon - of making sure Mundus would never do to anyone else what he did to his family, to him.
It was a good path. A right path, some would say. But probably the most difficult one to follow: it was certainly the loneliest.
âWell, you got me with ya this time. That should account for somethinâ, right?â Nero nudged Dante with his shoulder, hearing a slight laugh from his uncle.
âThat does, kid. It certainly does.â With that answer, Dante sighed again, stretching his back and legs for a while. âNow, remember what I told ya? Fightinâ like a human?â
âYeah...?â
âGood. âCause thatâs what weâll be doinâ when that clock hits 3 a.m. You better get those legs stretched and ready to do some damage.â
âFuckinâ finally. Iâm tired of waitinâ here!â
They didnât really know what they would do to get themselves out of that one - but, at least, they were together. They would figure something out.
*
âOk... So. We have to find a way in.â Kyrie murmured over to Nico, as both women found themselves ducking behind a set of dead bushes near the mansion.
They managed to get there undetected, counting at least fifteen cultists on their way to the house. Keeping themselves on the outskirts of the plaza, they circled around in the shadows and got into the main garden through a broken piece of the iron gate.
To their relief, there werenât many cultists around the mansion: they were either inside or outside on the town.
âYeah. Way in. The main door isnât an option... Right?â Nico tried a little smile to Kyrie, who just shook her head in negative. âYeah, I thought so.â
âHmmm... I donât see another entrance... Maybe thereâs one in the back?â The woman tried looking above the bushes without being spotted but, as if on cue, a loud, ominous bell sounded from inside the house.
The two women immediately ducked even further, almost hugging each other from being startled. The bell sounded three times and they saw one of the cultists - now without wearing the capeâs hood - appearing on the balcony of the second floor.
âMy children, it is time! Join us in sacrifice and festivity!â The man had his arms opened and his voice could be heard through the whole dead town.
Kyrie and Nico scooted even further in the shadows as the cultists on the main street left their duties to get inside the mansion. They watched the wicked procession of chanting voices through the dark street, entering one by one inside the house that seemed soon would fall apart.
âThatâll give me nightmares for years!â Nico whispered to Kyrie, shaking from a quick shiver that went down from the top of her skull to the base of her spine. âDamn cults.â
âDamn cults...â Kyrie whispered back, thinking how the Order of the Sword in Fortuna wasnât that different.
As the heavy wooden doors of the mansion closed, the two women found themselves completely alone in that godforsaken ghost town in the middle of nowhere - being the only ones with some hope to save the devil hunters that night.
âWhat are we gonna do?â Nico had a tinge of desperation on her voice. âThat creep said sacrifices, I heard it fine! You think theyâre sacrificinâ the crew?â
âWell, if that is the plan, we canât let that happen!â Kyrie had resolve in her hazelnut eyes, looking at the house over the dead bushes. âWe have to try entering through the back. If there isnât an entry through the back...â
âWe are doomed!â
âNo. We try something else. Câmon, Nico, theyâre counting on us!â
âI-I-I know, but IÂ donât count on myself...!â
Before they could continue their discussion, they heard a thunderous noise in the distance - as if coming from the skies. Furrowing their brows, they searched everywhere, but there was nothing; not even a semblance of storm over their heads.
âYouâre hearinâ that, right...? Right...?â
âYeah...â
As soon as Kyrie answered, a vicious galloping came in with the wind. As they stared back on the main street, the figure of a fiery horse running with all might with a black rider on its saddle appeared like lightning, approaching at an inhuman speed.
âYouâre... Seeinâ that...â
âYes. Yes.â Kyrie shook her head enthusiastically - probably with the same enthusiasm she wanted to ran away.
Before the two women could think of running, though, the horse reached the plaza - and they could finally see the face of the rider as the horse ran around the perimeter of the place; the rider cracking a fiery whip to draw the attention of the cult.
âIs that... Y/n?! But... We... They... Those assholes didnât take everyone?!â Nico stumbled over her words, as both of them watched you in awe... And horror.
âApparently not!â Kyrieâs heart danced inside her chest as the man who previously summoned everyone to the âfestivitiesâ ran to the porch once again, having a few members of the cult join him - the others took glimpses of the plaza from inside the mansion, through the half broken windows.
You circled the plaza one last time, heading right to the iron gate - now open, which you saw almost as an invitation. You could feel the unease in the air, as Slade slowed its steps and entered the garden, coming to a stop without even your command.
Looking up, you finally saw Blackwellâs face for the second time that night. Now, he had his eyebrows up in shock, recognizing your face under the cowboy hat. In such a short time frame, you could say you had one hell of a makeover.
âEither you let me in willingly, or Iâll force myself in.â You stated loud and clear, having your hand ready on the hunting horn on the saddle horn. âYouâve got one chance to cooperate.â
âBold words coming from just a pitiful human.â Blackwellâs response was almost spat on your face, with a small laugh that made his cultists giggle alongside him. âItâll take more than just a few... Party tricks... To stop the ritual.â
âOh, I got much more than some party tricks, smart ass.â You laughed as an answer, taking the horn out of its place on the saddle. âYouâre not the only one striking deals with the devil on these parts. I think you will all enjoy meeting the souls you sent to the afterlife.â
You blew the horn loudly, allowing a ghostly sound to take over the air, as the demonic horse rose up on its back legs neighing loudly in a distorted tone with the demon pack howling in response - the mix of sounds making it seem like a cube of ice was running slowly down your spine.
When the horse landed, the pack took form from the darkness, making Kyrie and Nico scoot away trying not to get in those creatureâs path. Blackwellâs eyes grew in terror, even if the man tried to remain arrogant and not show any kind of emotion - the pack raced forward hungrily with gnashing and snarling sounds as they opened their mouths with sharp fangs, ready to tear through the cultists flesh like butter.
âItâs the hard way for you all, then.â You pointed to the house, raising your voice once more. âTake what they owe from you!â
With that command and an intense howling, the pack destroyed the front door - and you could hear the symphony of roars and screams as some of the cultists tried to run away and others tried to fight.
âNo! No! I will not be defeated by the likes of you!â Blackwell screamed from the porch, taking one of his followers and slicing their throat without a second thought, leaving the body on the ground as soon as he collected the blood. âFight those creatures or sacrifice yourselves to their will! The ritual will go on and the main room is to be protected at all costs! Thatâs an order!â
The remaining cultists obeyed without questioning, willing to give their lives for that bizarre cult ran by Blackwell. You shook your head, watching as they entered in a rush, and still hearing the mayhem going on inside.
âAre you girls alright?â You finally broke the badass pose to look to your side, checking in on Kyrie and Nico. Both women were hugging each other, ready to scream and run, but now they just stared at you in awe.
âDamn, y/n, what the hell?! You almost killed me! My heart cannot take somethinâ like... Like.. A flaminâ demon horse?! How?!â Nico let go of Kyrie to wave her hands around in despair as they approached you - you, in the other hand, smiled back while caressing Sladeâs head.
The horse was quite sweet for a demonic horse, if you had to say something.
âWhat happened? You were all fine when we left, I mean, you were all together...!â Kyrie tried to explain and you could see where she was coming from. âWhatâs with the deal you mentioned...?â
âLook, itâs quite a long story. But I had to borrow some powers - and help...â You pointed to the house as some growling and yelling was still happening, making Nico visibly shiver as you did so. âTo save our damsels in distress for the day. Also have another kind of help.â And this time, you pointed to Rebellion strapped on your back.
âOh, so thatâs where she went!â And Nico could say she was relieved to see the sword with you. They would have a lot of explaining to do if they had lost Danteâs sword.
âWeâre here to bring your weapons too...!â Kyrie took Red Queen out of hiding, since they had put the swords down for a moment while discussing their next steps. âWe were just trying to figure out a way to...â
Before she could finish speaking, though, a loud noise came from inside the house and the windows started glowing with a flash of red for a while before going back to normal. The floor rumbled for a couple of seconds underneath your feet right after, and then everything went silent - even inside the house.
âThe pack did their job, itâs time for me to do mine.â You took the reins back into your hands. âCâmon, Slade! Time to teach those assholes a lesson!â
âLetâs go...!â
âLetâs go where? Are you insane? Weâre pretty ok here, outside, waitinâ, while the hunters do their thing in there...!â
âNico.â Kyrie rested both of her hands on the womanâs shoulders as you led Slade up the front porch stairs of the mansion and inside the house - taking everything in your path and leaving fiery steps behind. âThey need their weapons. They need us. No time to back up now. Letâs go!â
âEveryone hereâs insane...!â Nico rolled her eyes and, if it wasnât such a dangerous moment, she would be lighting up another cigarette.
You rode through the dead cultists, ripped apart by the pack you summoned earlier - now gone, probably to finally have their rest. Following the chanting noise, you found a set of heavy wooden doors, locked from the other side and being well guarded. With your fiery whip, you took care of the guards in a blink; and with Sladeâs hooves, the door was soon broken into pieces on the ground, with you riding inside the room and interrupting the ritual.
âSorry the late, love. I got a little... Caught up.â You winked as soon as you found Danteâs sky-blue eyes fixated on you in pure amazement. He watched as you rode inside the room, whipping away any cultists who tried to get in your way. Your objective was to save Dante and Nero, and you had nothing but their safety in your mind.
âThat flaminâ horse is pretty cool! Where did you get somethinâ like that?â And to say Nero was excited about it was an understatement: he looked like a child who just saw the coolest thing on earth and wanted that to himself as well - enough even to ignore the gash he had on his hand, dripping blood on the wooden floor.
Not a huge blood offering as they were expecting - but Blackwell didnât want to waste too much of Neroâs precious blood on the summoning. After all, if Dante wasnât enough for the binding ritual, he would use Nero as well.
âFrom a demon, no doubt.â Dante answered instead as you finally left the saddle and your feet hit the floor of the house - leaving fiery steps as you approached him. âHope you didnât do anythinâ too rash, babe.â
As you reached Dante, you could see the worry in his sky-blue eyes. He knew that kind of power, for a human like you, came only with a deal - and, usually, it never ended well for the human. Either way, what choice did you have that night, really? Not many, and you would do whatever you had to in order to save your lover. Dante knew that - and he would never want to be the reason of your downfall.
Thatâs why the first thing you did was to place your lips on his, on a slightly longer kiss. You hoped that would reassure him; that it would make Dante know you would make that decision over and over again if it meant he and Nero would be alright that night. You could think about your deal and your soul later, as long as they were safe.
Also, being Dante, he could easily take the increase in your body temperature after the deal.
âI did what I had to.â You answered as soon as you left his lips, smiling fondly even if you could see how melancholic his eyes looked. âNow, letâs get you both out of here. We have a cult to dismantle.â
âWeâre experts on that!â Nero was already bubbling inside to fight, almost as if something told him Red Queen was nearby.
âIt doesnât matter what you all do!â Blackwell reappeared from a door on the second floor, holding a black box with silver carvings. âThe gates have already been opened! The king will rise and with a few more spells, the binding will be done! Give up!â
âWhy do all power hungry asshats always speak like that, huh...?â You shook your head, going back to freeing Dante and Nero: turns out, untying them was quite easy; the problem was the power suppressing shackles around their wrists.
âEh, you know, babe... If they canât sound like cheesy villains, then whatâs the fun in that?â Dante shrugged, making you giggle in response. As you untied his feet, he finally got up, being followed by Nero as soon as you freed him.
Before any of you could do anything else, the floor rumbled once more and the red sigils in blood started glowing with a light you only saw in very well succeeded rituals. Indeed, the gate was opening, and the demon they summoned was about to come to earth - unless you did something about it.
âHey, cowboy, can you take care of the cultists and their smart ass leader?â
âSure thing, ghost rider. But dontâcha think youâre gonna have all the fun by yourself.â With that answer, Dante kissed you quickly before heading over to Blackwell. âCâmon kid. We got work to do!â
âAbout time!â Nero ran after Dante, even if he himself wasnât sure what you would do with the ever trembling floor.
âSlade!â As soon as you called, the horse galloped over to you, having you back on its saddle in no time. You circled around the room, watching as the seal between dimensions opened and a metallic looking demon started poking its ugly head through it. Holding Rebellionâs grip tightly, you took it from the holster on your back, as you watched the creature who stepped into your dimension - black eyes oh so interested to finally be out of the demon world. âItâs time to work, Rebellion.â
âAh... The Human world, at last...â The demon was almost as tall as the mansion itself, wearing a black metallic armor that you couldnât tell if it was its clothing or its actual skin. It had a humanoid head, but the lips didnât move as it spoke - almost as if it was wearing a mask made of marble; crowned with a thousand dark metallic spikes. Its black eyes, though, seemed to harbor infinite void; while its clawed hands dripped a viscous black liquid, pooling around its feet. The demon king looked around with no expression on its masked face, but soon those empty eyes found you: a rider on a fiery horse, carrying one of the legendary swords made with the fire of Hell itself. A human rider, wielding such power. âAnd already a hunter as a warm welcome.â
âTo send you back home where you belong to.â You answered, raising your head with pride. âCanât let you stay here for too long, your putrid highness.â
âA hunter with such power in their hands. This shall be interesting...â The demon king hummed, summoning two blades on each of his hands; forming from the dark liquid that dripped down from his claws. âVery well, hunter. I shall indulge you.â
You had no more words to say, for now it was time to fight. Charging in, you led Slade right in the direction of the demon king, circling around the creature to try to land a hit with Rebellion. In spite of his size, though, the demon was fast and you had to dodge a heavy attack from one of his swords - that buried on the floor, cracking the rotten wooden panels. You seized this opportunity to land a hit on his arm with the Rebellion - soon realizing the skin of the creature was, indeed, made of metal.
It would need a lot more strategy and power to land a blow that had an actual impact on that kind of demon - in all your life as a devil hunter, you had never seen nor fought against anything like it.
Meanwhile, Blackwell pointed his followers to take on Dante and Nero - who were running up stairs to deal with the man who was already setting up the second part of the ritual in a makeshift altar across the room.
The hunters just exchanged looks and a knowing smile before sucker punching their way up - even throwing some of the cultists down the stairs. If they had to fight like humans, they would... And they were actually very good at it.
âWhat the...!â Kyrie and Nico said in unison as soon as both reached the doors you brought down when you barged in the room - finding that mess of a scene: Dante and Nero running up stairs and you fighting a demonic king with Rebellion in hand. In a matter of fact, their shock came mostly from seeing a demon king for the first time in their lives. Other than Vergil, actually.
âDonât t-t-tell me you wanna... Go i-i-in there.â Nicoâs stuttering suddenly got worse, wincing as soon as one of the kings swords tried to bring you down - and you expertly held it back with Rebellion, keeping your balance on your horse.
It was actually quite impressive to watch.
âI... Donât. We can... Wait.â Kyrieâs answer was almost a whisper, with both of them agreeing to hide behind something until the opportune moment to give the swords back to their respective owners.
âBlackwell! Time to end this party!â Dante announced as soon as he got to the top of the stairs, making the man jump in place.
There was a skull in the middle of the altar, sided by candles and behind a brass bowl - where he would probably collect Danteâs blood. Blackwell had already cut his hand and offered his own blood, chanting incantations written in an old book he had opened on the corner of the altar.
âItâs too late now, Dante. You should accept...â
âMan, you talk too much...!â Nero finally lost his patience. Before Dante could say anything, his nephew ran with all his might, drop kicking Blackwell on the floor. Dante couldnât refrain from shaking his head.
âYou never change, do ya, kid...?â He had his hands on his hips, watching as Nero kept Blackwell immobile.
The cracking sound of your whip drew everyoneâs attention to the fight at hand. Looking down, Dante found you with the fiery whip on your hand, keeping the demon king at bay. Your foe immediately raised one of its huge swords to take you down in a swift sweep, but with a flick of your wrist, you wrapped the blade with the whip, cracking it with the sound of a thousand raging bonfires. Dante couldnât help but raise his brows and watch you with amazement and admiration.
Indeed, you were a human to tame his demonic heart. There you were, mounting a demon horse, Rebellion on one hand and a whip made of the fires of Hell itself on the other, holding down the sword of nothing but a demon king in place. You didnât back down nor felt fear - instead, you wrapped the whip even tighter around your own arm, making it shorter and forcing the demon kingâs sword down. You knew it wouldnât burn you, for you were the one wielding it. Keeping your gaze on those eyes made of oblivion, you commanded the whip to burn hotter and hotter... Until the very blade in the demonic kingâs hand started to melt, pouring on the floor like molten mercury.
âFuckinâ hell, y/n...!â Dante let out as soon as surprise hit his heart, watching it all while keeping his hands rested on the balustrade of the second floor. His mind couldnât even think of that clown Blackwell behind him when he had you being such an incredible hunter downstairs, taming a demon king like he never saw any other devil hunter doing.
He was the only one he knew who ever conquered a king in his book - and there you were, proving the world why you were the owner of his heart.
âRare are the fights worth fighting...â The demonic kingâs voice echoed through the house, as the creature gained back his posture upon realizing one of his weapons were gone. âI can see why Rebellion stands with you. What is your name, hunter?â
âY/n. Rebellion stands with me because I gained her ownerâs trust.â Your answer came with your head held high, while you untangled your whip from your arm. As expected, there was no harm done to you nor your clothing.
âI reckon you gained more than his trust. It will be an honor bringing you down, y/n.â
âI wouldnât be that concerned with y/n if I were you, ugly face.â Dante finally entered the conversation. He did like the fact that you owned the respect of a demon king, but he did not like it that the creature was now even more interested in killing you. His phrase, though, made both of you turn your attention to him on the second floor. âI mean, I know, my sheriff is givinâ ya a run for your money and, sooner rather than later, youâll be back down in Hell in no time.â He had a smart smile on his lips, sprinkled with pride, which made you smile in return. It was good to see how much faith Dante had in you. âBut weâre all forgettinâ the big elephant in the room: the smart ass who summoned you and has all the intentions on binding you to serve âim.â
âHuh. Son of Sparda. I did feel your stench when I arrived - I just concluded it was tied to the sword.â The demonic king raised his head up to Dante, now pointing his sword towards him. âBut your words ring truth. You were not the ones who summoned me - and now you tell me a mortal thought itself to be powerful enough to try to bind me into servitude...?â
Oh, you could all feel the anger running on the kingâs bloodstream - if he even had one.
âOh, yes. Not even a honorable human like y/n, huh?â Dante winked back at you, making you giggle. You werenât really scared of the demon king behind you - your lover had done one hell of a good job of drawing his attention from you and the fight at hand. âMore of a...â
âCoward little shit hidden upstairs so you wouldnât find âim!â Nero dragged Blackwell by the collar of his robe as the man stumbled to stand by Danteâs side - clearly trying to run. âAnd tryna complete the bindinâ ritual, will you look at that!â
âA cowardly move indeed, petty creature...â The demonic kingâs voice echoed through the floor, trembling the boards underneath you all. âWeaklings like you should learn your place and which souls are bound to eternal servitude.â
With that phrase, the portal between dimensions opened once more, making you guide Slade away from it so you wouldnât fall into the demonic world. The king pointed at Blackwell, making some of the black, viscous liquid dripping from its claws go up the manâs arms and neck, slowly reaching his eyes. Blackwell screamed in horror and pain as the liquid filled his eye sockets, turning into infinite voids completely out of a soul as soon as it was done. Nero let go of the manâs arm, watching him go down the stairs like a mindless puppet, walking obediently to the edge of the opened gate, staring into the demonic world as if he had no choice.
âYou shall regret your hubris, petty creature.â With those words from the king, Blackwell willingly threw himself into the abyss, forever lost in servitude to the demonic king he thought he would be able to control.
It was the perfect moment. You couldnât allow a demon king to stay, and he knew that very well. With a quick movement and a loud crack, your whip tangled itself around the demon kingâs metallic arm. The expressionless face turned to you, staring into your eyes with that gaze devoided of soul. You held the look, once again wrapping the whip around your arm tightly, cracking Sladeâs reins so the horse would walk backwards - helping you pull the demonic king with you.
You had every intention of pulling him down the opened gate, locking it right after he was gone.
It was a matter of strength and will. You kept pulling, and the demonic king kept anchoring his feet on the floor of the house. Dante and Nero watched it all from the second floor with their mouths slightly opened and hearts pounding viciously in their chests. Nico and Kyrie had their eyebrows furrowed, barely believing what their eyes were seeing. The hardwood floor started to crack underneath the kingâs feet, but your eyes wouldnât leave that soulless gaze. You wrapped the whip once again around your arm, making it even shorter, yanking the creature towards you - making him try to anchor himself down even harder.
Using the same command in your heart before, the fires on the whip got hotter and hotter, burning even brighter and making everyone in the room start to sweat - except for you and the king. The creature stumbled a little when you noticed the whip started to melt into its metallic arm - slowly, but surely, melting it... Destroying it.
If the demonic king wasnât going back to his rightful place, he was going down. The way you stared into his black eyes made him know that.
âY/n. I shall remember your name.â The demonic kingâs voice reverberated through the room again, as he slowly glided towards the opened gate.
âYou better. Next time you try to come up, you should know Iâll be here to take you back down.â Your answer was certain, causing a low laugh to echo through the room in return.
âIt will be an honor. Hunter.â
Those were the last words you would hear from the demonic king. He finally let go and you yanked the fiery whip, dragging the creature down the same abyss Blackwell had thrown himself into. With the whip free, you had it back on its place on the saddle in a flourish, watching the gate slowly close up - too slowly, in a matter of fact: some demons had noticed it was open and saw an opportunity to come out and cause mayhem.
âEi, y/n!â You heard Dante calling, as he ran downstairs alongside Nero. âUse the Rebellion! Itâll speed things up!â
Doing as he said, you killed a few demons who tried to come out - and, as you stroke one of them down where it belonged, you noticed the portal closed faster and faster, until there was only the tip of the Rebellion left buried on the very ordinary hardwood floor.
No demons. No gates. No kings. The mansion fell in silence - and the town had its ghostly quietness back to it. With the last stand from Rebellion, it was over.
Dante finally met you in the middle of the party room, watching you with a proud smile on his lips. He had defeated Mundus once, yes, but you had just put a demonic king back where it belonged without any help from him. That was quite a feat you could brag about as much as you wanted now - even if he knew you wouldnât do it. He knew you paid the price for the power to do so, but he would be lying if he said it wasnât worth it.
âGuess you saved my ass this time, ghost rider.â
âI believe âthanksâ are in order, cowboy.â You answered casually, approaching with Slade walking lazily towards your red devil.
âOh, you deserve more than thanks tonight, sweetheart.â And the looks in Danteâs eyes made you immediately giggle - while Nero rolled his eyes.
âAh, stop that you too. There are children in the room...â He shook his head while both you and your lover stared at him with eyebrows raised, ready to question him. Nero just casually looked back at you. âItâs me. Iâm children.â
âYa know... Iâm quittinâ this job.â
You three finally looked back at the door only to find Nico and Kyrie walking towards you - safe to say, Nero immediately smiled and ran to meet his love halfway.
âThe materials are good, but damn...!â Nico rolled her eyes, completely ignoring Nero holding Kyrie tightly in his arms, kissing the top of her head while she giggled. âYouâre all crazy...! Crazy!â
âWhat can I say? It runs in the family.â Dante shrugged, making Nero laugh from their now inside joke. He turned to you as soon as your feet hit the floor by his side. âYou too, babe. Youâre family as well.â
âGood to know you think Iâm crazy too.â With your answer, he laughed a little bit out loud before having his lips covered by yours - now burning like fire.
âPhew - gonna take a while to get used to that, babe. Is it permanent...?â You could see the care in Danteâs eyes as he pushed some of your hair away from your face - your cowboy hat still immaculate on top of your head. It was clear he didnât want any kind of thing that transformed you to something more than human to be permanent, but he would accept it anyway: after all, it was you; and everything you did that day was to save him. Dante never really had that.
âNot really. I just have to keep my part of the bargain and itâs gone.â You played with his hair for a while, making Dante have a goofy smile on his lips - only for you. âWhich is a shame, really. I liked having you around, Slade.â
The horse approached you, bumping your shoulder with its fiery nose - making you caress its demonic head. All in all, it was a good mount and you grew strangely fond to it.
âAnd whatâs your part of the bargain, babe?â
âBeau Blackwellâs skull. Iâve to find it and give it back to the demon who first made the contract with him.â
âYa know, the other Blackwell had a skull on the altar upstairs. Itâs probably the one ya need, y/n.â Nero considered, still having Kyrie in his arms. There was no force on earth that would make him let her go before sunrise.
âHuh. The demon who made the deal with Beau made a deal with you too, then...?â Dante decided to follow you upstairs as you started making your way towards it.
âYeah, pretty convenient, I know...â You sighed in return, now used to the fiery steps you left behind you. âBut hey, I needed a way to get ourselves out of this one. Demon at the crossroads was my only way out.â
âYeah, and what a way out. You make one hell of a sexy ghost rider, babe.â Dante teased and, as soon as you got to the top of the stairs, you turned around to let him see you in all your ghost rider glory.
âRight? Iâm gonna miss it, I feel quite the badass!â You laughed in return as he whistled upon watching you.
âYouâre always a badass, sheriff, you donât need all that.â There was that unapologetic sincerity in his eyes as Dante spoke, making you know he actually meant it. In all your life hunting by his side, you never felt like you were missing something for being completely human.
âThank you, cowboy.â You winked back at him, locating the skull inside the black box with silver sigils. Taking it in your hands, now you just had to keep it in the proper place on Sladeâs saddle and let it take it back to the creature who gave you those powers for that night. âThough the fiery whip was pretty cool, huh?â
âThat it was.â Dante laughed alongside you, stopping for a while before going back downstairs. âThanks for the rescue, y/n.â
âNo worries, Dante. Iâll always be here for you.â You smiled back at him, using your free hand to gently caress his face. âFor better or for worse.â
âUsually for worse.â He completed with a slightly bitter laugh, making you shake your head.
âThat depends on your point of view, love. To me, itâs always better.â
You left another quick fiery kiss on his lips before heading back downstairs - and, as you concluded your business with Slade and Nico kept arguing with Nero, who kept glued like a koala on Kyrie, Dante couldnât stop himself from smiling upon thinking about your words.
You were always the better on his life.
*
âTo whom it may concern,
Business in Silverstone is back on its tracks. Folks are regaining confidence and tourists are back in town. Things have been flourishing like never before: with the rumors of the latest âdemonic ritualsâ, occultists and supernatural enthusiasts are flocking around to visit the old town. Some young folk in the city have even made a âSupernatural Silverstone Horror Tourâ, or some stupid young people thing like that.
Itâs been a hit, though. Not only the young ones, but some old people are coming to take the tour. The old town has never seen so much interest before - and the old Blackwell mansion is now a haunted spot, or something. Haunted house? Dunno. These people like making things up. Not complaining! The hotel is packed every weekend, and thereâs plenty of money going around to help us rebuild from the chaos those pesky demons set around on Halloween.
Things are going steady and good around Silverstone - and we all have you people at the Devil May Cry to be thankful to. Whenever you want to visit, accommodation, food and whatever else you need is on the town. You all will always be welcome here.
Oh, the young ones said if you ever want to take the horror tour or whatever, theyâll be more than happy to have you around. It would be an honor, they said. Maybe you could come and show those kids what a proper scare is like, huh?
Well, thatâs it for now. I thought you would like to know how things are going - and that you have made friends here in Silverstone. Once again, in the name of the whole town, thank you.
Buck Carson.
Ps: Frances and I have been seeing each other for a while and she agreed to moving in with me in the Hotel. Thank you for your help, y/n.â
âTheyâre moving in together! Mission accomplished!â You had Buckâs letter in your hand, having just read it out loud, and now you were in the middle of a very weird - and happy - celebration dance in the middle of the Devil May Cry; Dante watched you with his arms crossed, legs on the table and a huge smile on his lips, as always.
âYouâve been playinâ quite the long game to complete that mission, babe!â He laughed alongside you, watching your bare feet happily dancing over the shopâs floor - no fiery footsteps to follow you anymore; your deal was done. âWho wouldâve known? Youâre a Cupid too!â
âOh, Iâm a good shot, cowboy.â You pointed at him with finger guns, as if you were aiming for his heart. âI could make a wreck with a Cupidâs bow!â
âOh, there would be no one left standinâ! Ouch!â He took his hands over his heart, pretending he was shot as soon as you hit him with your finger guns. âYou already took my heart with ya, sheriff!â
âAnd you took mine with you, cowboy.â You walked over to his desk, leaving the letter on a safe spot and sitting by the edge as you and the ladies always did whenever you were talking at the Devil May Cry. âWho knows, maybe if I make a deal again next year, Iâll get the powers of Cupid for a little while.â
âHa! Now that Iâd like to see!â Dante let out a good laugh, watching intently as you settled in front of him. âBut we did get some nice things out of this one this year...â
âYeah, the whole town is thankful to us, we could go there someday as a vacation.â You considered while Dante agreed, shaking his head. âThatâs nice, for a change.â
âYeah, a first one for me too...â He took his legs off the table, having his feet on the ground again, leaning closer to you. âAnd you got yourself your first devil weapon, pretty eyes.â
âOh, my fire whip. Iâm so glad.â You closed your eyes, having a huge smile spreading across your lips. Dante quickly glanced over his shoulder, seeing the whip was still sitting peacefully alongside his own devil weapons on a wall display, precisely where you both left them. âAll demon kings better beware.â
âI can bet youâre already a legend in Hell, hot stuff. Youâre earning your name.â He nodded towards you in a gesture of respect. You could barely think of yourself becoming a legend and making a name for yourself in Hell - but you had to admit it would be more than nice to be known for your abilities.
âBut you know, I really like being known as the human who has earned your love.â You looked back at your red devil intently, leaning down on the desk towards him. âThat is more important to me than any kind of power I couldâve earned.â
âAnd that is somethinâ youâll always have, y/n.â With those words, Dante quickly pulled you into his lap, you both making his chair shift heavily on the floor and make quite the noise - while your laughs ringed with it. ââCause you know, thereâs a reason why Rebellion followed you.â
âHmmm... I thought it was because I called you somehow before fainting.â You furrowed your brows, pending your head to the side while watching his kind eyes.
âYou can call it too, babe, but thatâs not what happened that night.â As Dante started talking, he took one of your hands in his, drawing random patterns in it as he spoke. âYou see, my swords answer to my soul. And my soul, was worried about you that night. As soon as Rebellion sensed you were in danger...â
âIt found me. But how...?â
ââCause Iâd find you anywhere, babe. No matter the place, no matter the circumstance.â His answer was certain; his sky-blue eyes going back to meet yours. âIâd find you anywhere.â
âIâll always find you too, Dante...â With that, you took his silvery hair away from his eyes, in order to place a gentle, slow kiss on his lips. There was no job to do, no world to save, no gates to close - you could take your time and savor each other. âAnd save you from whatever demonic kings that decide to step in the way as well.â
âOh, Iâll always count on that, sheriff!â Dante held you tight against him, placing another long kiss on your lips, making you giggle as he did so. âAnd I think you said some âthanksâ are in order...!â
âBut you already... Dante!â Before you could finish speaking, he lifted you up on his arms, leaving his desk to take you upstairs.
âJobâs done and weâre in due for some lovinâ. No refunds!â As he spoke, you couldnât stop yourself from laughing at Danteâs antics.
After all, by now, you knew every Halloween would have a new adventure in store for you - and you also knew that after every storm, some celebration was to be had.
And celebrating with your red devil would never be enough; after all, loving with all the might of their human heart also ran in the family.
#devil may cry#devil may cry imagine#dmc#dmc imagine#dante x reader#dante imagine#devil may cry fanfiction#dmc fanfiction#dmc dante#dante sparda#devil may halloween#AND HEREBY I GIVE YOU ALL A BOOK TO READ#I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY#hahahaha I'm not being aggressive I really hope you're happy#'cause I really enjoyed writing this one xD#cowboys and ghost riders and wild west creepy tales and devils at the crossroads OH MY#I got a little lost on research on this one too 'cause DAMN#the cowboy wild west folklore is AMAZING#my mom is a big BIG fan of all things wild west so I was a little too happy writing this one xD#and wanted you all to feel like badasses saving the Spardas from a demon king#just you wait for Vergil's damsel in distress one too <3
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Steven Universe told from the perspective of other characters
Garnet: A story of gay empowerment from start to finish. As a book it would be titled either Made of Love or Stronger Than You and feature Garnet's gauntlets with her wedding rings on them as cover art.
Amethyst: A seemingly wacky coming of age story that drops the most heartfelt moments when your guard is down. The cover resembles kids' detective stories, the kind where the whole gang is looking around for clues to the mystery.
Pearl: Everything up to Rose's death is an ancient literary classic titled The Ballad of Rose Quartz, illustrated with intricate inkbrush paintings. Steven Universe season one to three is the kind of introspective life after tragedy novel you pick up to look sophisticated reading. It's probably titled Without Her or something similiar. I don't have a title for season four and onwards, but the blurb is "it's not easy to manage twenty girlfriends, two life partners, a son and a dark past at the same time!" It's much more lighthearted than the previous two, but still prone to punching you in the emotions with little warning.
Connie: A magical adventure series just like the Unfamiliar Familiar! It centers Steven the magical boy with his best friend and eventual love interest Connie as the female lead. The tone gets a little darker after the first book/season, but less so than the original Steven Universe (let alone Steven Universe Future).
Greg: First a coming of age story, but unlike Amethyst this one is about breaking away from toxic people in your life. This story gets its happy ending when Greg finally finds someone he can be himself with in Rose. The time until Rose's death is a romantic comedy titled My Girlfriend, her Girlfriend and Me and conists mostly of shenanigans. After Rose's death and Steven's birth, it turns into something more bittersweet centering Greg's worries about being an adequate father to his magical son.
Peridot: It's titled How I learned to stop worrying and join the Rebellion and is easily the most lighthearted installment here. Our dorky protagonist is very obviously a somewhat unreliable narrator, but in a funny way. She encounters a few struggles, but they are quickly overcome with the power of friendship.
Lapis: This is just multiple whump fics. They're in a collection titled Bad Things Happen Roulette. Steven Universe the Movie is a pretty standard fantasy adventure with a group of powerful heroes though, and Steven Universe Future is the fluff fic with a smidge of angst you'd read as a pick me up after Bad Things Happen Roulette.
Bismuth: The war is a good vs evil sci-fi story with lots of social commentary. The Diamonds are definitely irredeemable here. I don't know what to do with the few episodes of the original Steven Universe she was in, but the movie is an empowerment narrative against systemic oppression titled Still Standing, or something in that style. Steven Universe Future however is a romantic comedy.
Rose: This is just a straight (well, bi) up tragedy. Our protagonist desperately tries to recover from her childhood trauma and be a good person, but is ultimately unable to escape the prison of her own mind. The book wins several literature prizes, but very few people actually read it because it's just too depressing.
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Home Alone
tenth doctor x GN!reader (ambiguous relationship, could be friends or more!)
Summary: In which you show the Doctor a Christmas classic
A/N: this is really just self-indulgent cause I feel like he could love Home Alone
âDoctor!â you cheered happily, running through the front doors of the TARDIS. He pulled his attention from the screen before him to look at you.Â
âLook what I found!â You smiled brightly as you held out a battered, old VHS tape. The Doctor frowned at it, unsure why you were so excited over something he considered ancient technology.Â
âItâs Home Alone,â you grinned, bouncing on your feet.Â
âWhat?â The Doctor asked, confused. He pulled his glasses from his pocket and perched them on the tip of his nose. Gently, he took the old tape from you.Â
âMy favorite Christmas movie from when I was a kid,â you explained, handing over the VHS so he could examine it.
âCan we watch it?â you asked, looking up at him expectantly. He slid his glasses back off and handed the tape back to you.Â
âSure,â he shrugged, pushing off the console, âI think I have a VHS player somewhere around hereâŚâ he mumbled, rummaging about the ship.
âIâll get some snacks?â you suggested, trailing behind him. The Doctor made a series of murmurs and grunts you interpreted as a âyes.â
While he searched for something to play the tape on you gathered popcorn and two steaming cups of hot cocoa for you and the Doctor. You set the snacks up in the library, gathering some blankets and pillows to put on the couch.Â
âFound it!â The Doctor smiled, dragging in an ancient-looking TV. âThis will play it for us,â he explained as he lined it up with the couch. You plopped down, patiently watching him set everything up.Â
âTape?â He requested, holding his hand out. You passed the movie over to him before settling back against the pillows. After he had cued the movie, he joined you on the couch.Â
âYouâre going to love this,â you smiled up at him, cradling your hot coca against your chest.Â
The Doctor quirked up an eyebrow. He wasnât much of a movie fan - he would rather experience an adventure than watch one. Still, he was willing to humor you.
The first bit of the movie was impossibly boring for him, and he was just about ready to abandon it when things started getting good. You watched the Doctorâs posture shift from disinterest to sudden engagement with a slight giggle. You had known he would love this movie. Shenanigans and traps involving household items were right up his alley.
For possibly the first time ever, the Doctor sat through an entire movie with a bright smile on his face. By the time the credits started rolling, he was almost sad it was over.Â
âWas it alright?â you asked, moving to take the tape out of the TV.Â
âAlright?â He gasped, âIt was fantastic! That kid is a genius!â He grinned brightly, gesturing wildly with his hands.Â
âI figured youâd think so.â
âThe ornaments under the window? The feathers? It was all ingenious!â he continued rambling on, a bright smile taking over his face. You watched him lovingly as he recapped the traps of the movie you had just finished. If it was anyone else than the Doctor you might have found it annoying.Â
Eventually, your tiredness took over and you let out a wide yawn. The Doctor noticed almost immediately, halting his rambling.Â
âItâs late, you should go to bed,â he urged, grabbing your hand gently. You stifled another yawn and nodded, getting up and making your way to your bedroom.Â
âIâll see you in the morning,â you smiled, waving goodbye to the Doctor.Â
If you had known the trouble he was going to get up to, you probably wouldnât have gone to sleep.
The next morning, you stumbled out of your bedroom tiredly. Padding down the hallway, you made your way into the control room. It was early, but you wanted to check on the Doctor.
As you walked through the doorway your feet slid across a pile of marbles on the floor, almost sending you crashing down to the ground. The Doctor caught you at the last second, holding you in his arms.Â
âWhat the bloody hell?!â You gasped, trying to regain your breath.Â
âSorry,â the Doctor winced, setting you back on your feet but not removing his hands from your waist. âI wanted to set a trap of my own.âÂ
âIâm not a home invader!â you argued, âI live here!âÂ
The Doctor blushed, rubbing the back of his neck anxiously. You looked past him to see the rest of the control room. There were little green army men lined up around the console, a bucket of paint resting on a slightly ajar door, some kind of pulley system by the front doors, and a very conspicuous pile of tacks on the other side of the floor. You decided instantly that you got the least threatening of the traps, especially considering that the Doctor caught you.Â
âIs this what you did after I went to bed?â you scolded, eyebrows furrowed. He really couldnât be trusted by himself for two minutes, could he?
âI needed a project,â he admitted with a sly smile.Â
âNo one is trying to rob the TARDIS!âÂ
âYou donât know that,â the Doctor exclaimed, wide-eyed.Â
âWho is going to try and rob a police box?âÂ
The Doctor didnât have a comeback for that one, so he just looked down at the floor silently.Â
âI caught you before you fell,â he tried.Â
âYou did,â you said matter of factly, still not sure if you should forgive him yet. He looked at you with pleading puppy dog eyes and you found it hard not to cave.Â
âThank you,â you groaned, giving in. The Doctor smiled brightly and hugged you against his body firmly. You smiled against his shoulder, hugging him back. Even if he was a pain in the arse, he was your pain in the arse.
âYouâre cleaning this up though,â you sighed, gesturing to the mess of the control room.Â
âBut what if we get home invaders?â He whined.
#10th doctor x reader#10th doctor/reader#tenth doctor x reader#tenth doctor/reader#the doctor/reader#the doctor x reader#10th doctor & reader#tenth doctor & reader#doctor who#tenth doctor#10th doctor#david tennant#fanfic#doctor who fanfiction#fanfiction#Home Alone#Christmas#merry christmas
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To Pay Medical Bills and Get Insurance
Divergence from chapter 7, where instead of hiding his family, Buck just tells them he has a âhusbandâ and kid at home when Hen asks how he ended up becoming a firefighter. To satiate her burning curiosity, Hen organizes a trip to the zoo with both their families, just to observe the whole situation more, gossiping with Karen as she goes.
On AO3.
Ships: Buddie (pre-slah), Henren
Warnings: none
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Hen wasnât sure about the new recruit when he first came in. She trusts Bobbyâs judgment, but when Buck arrived with all his frat boy vibes, she couldnât help but remember her start at the 118.
Fortunately, her worries were for nothing and she finds that she actually likes Buck quite a bit. Heâs nice, easy to get along with and all around fun to have the station. Heâs up for shenanigans and serious when they need him to.
Buck has been a good addition. Heâs willing to argue about stupid stuff and willing to do the crazy stunts Hen prefers to pass up on. She has a wife and kid to come home to, you know.
That morning Bobby and Buck are puttering around in the kitchen â another good thing about Buckâs addition â while Hen and Chim are âhelpingâ AKA stealing bits of the prep work to snack on as they wait for breakfast.
She and Chim are talking about a call they once took, before the others even worked there. Chimney is definitely embellishing it, but she lets him. The probie can use an ego check sometimes, even if she has to be careful not to let Chimneyâs ego get out of hand.
âThey were super thankful,â Chimney finishes smugly. âItâs why I do what I do. The thanks.â
âPff, alright saint,â Hen laughs, before directing her next comment to Buck. âWhat about you? What made you decide to become a firefighter?â
Itâs out of a bored interest to avoid getting sucked into another Chimney tale, as much as she does love them. However, upon seeing Buckâs reaction that vague interest turns into piqued curiosity.
Buck physically pauses for a second, before he speaks with forced nonchalance. âUh- oh- Me? I- I saw a movie with them. Looked cool.â
All of them look at him for a few beats of silence. None of them buy it for second. Hen hadnât realized how horrid a liar Buck was, until that moment, but that was tragic. Truly tragic. Sheâs sure her disbelief shows on her face. It does for Bobby and Chimney at least.
âOkay, so thatâs not the reason,â Buck says when he spots their expressions and itâs clear they donât believe him.
âYou donât have to share unless you want to,â Bobby offers immediately.
Even if they don't believe a word of what Buck is saying, theyâre not going to force him to change his story. A lot of times people get into this line of work, because something happened to them. Theyâre not going to make him talk about it, if he doesnât want to.
Buck gives them a grateful smile, before he turns sheepish. âItâs nothing bad, just not very noble.â
âNot everyoneâs is,â Hen replies with a smirk to Chimney, who elbows her for it.
That makes Buck laugh and he now looks to be more comfortable, which means Henâs mission is accomplished. Then he says: âHonestly, I googled jobs that pay well without needing a college degree. I kinda needed the income on short notice and this spoke to me most. Iâm glad it did, because I do love it, but itâs not the most glamorous story.â
âSo you just stumbled upon this because you had bills to pay?â Hen asks, fascinated by that. Most people have a story or are a legacy, itâs her first time hearing something like this and it's quite interesting. She didnât know that happened too.
Buck nods.
Sympathetically, Chimney says: âPlayed too hard and came face to face with real life?â
Itâs not too far out there with what they know of Buck â which is barely anything at second thought â so itâs surprising when he recoils with a frown.
âWhat? No,â he says. âTo pay medical bills and get insurance.â
âYou were injured?â Bobby asks, sounding worried.
Hen shares the sentiment, scrutinizing Buck to see if she can spot where. Maybe he still has lingering effects or something? Thatâs good to keep in mind when out in the field. And definitely should have been in his file.
âOh, no, not me. Eddie got injured, but those bills were mostly covered, but Chris has CP, itâs a permanent thing, you know, you need solid insurance,â Buck explains quickly, trying to assure them he wonât be a liability in the field.
None of them have heard any of those names before. Hen thinks, maybe heâs in some polycule with these people, which is why he didnât say or heâs really close with his friends.
âAnd Chris and Eddie are...â she asks before anyone else can, leaving it open ended to not push any assumptions onto him. She hopes he feels comfortable sharing or is able to lie better about this. She wouldnât have asked if didnât she know that otherwise Bobby or Chim would have. And theyâd be a lot less delicate.
Buck looks caught for a second, clearing his throat, before he grimace-smiles: âLong story.â
Hen is more than happy to let him leave it there, but before she can communicate that with the others, Chimney has exclaimed: âOh come on, thatâs such a non-answer.â
She steps on his foot, but itâs already too late. Buckâs features are painted with guilt. She is about to assure Buck he doesnât have to say shit, but heâs already answering.
âTechnically, Eddie is my husband.â His reply is tentative and there is something off in his voice.
Hen feels herself wince. She knows how hard it can be to put yourself out there like that and by the looks of it, Buck wasnât planning on it. The technically also isnât a great thing to say. Eva is technically Dennyâs mom, that is what she means when she says âtechnicallyâ and âlong story.â
Bobby and Chimney have both frozen, more unsure than Hen with the newly introduced queer aspect. To put all of them out of your misery, she says: âThanks for sharing that. You know we always have your back, right?â
âYeah.â âOf course!â the other two also jump on it to assure Buck.
âThanks, you guys,â Buck says, a relieved smile breaking out. Then something pained gets mixed in and his smile becomes strained. âBut itâs not like that. Uh, Eddieâs straight.â
âAnd what about Chris?â Chimney asks curiously now that they seemingly have permission to ask.
âChris is six, so I donât know. Not truly relevant for me,â Buck shrugs.
âSix?â Hen finds herself choking. âYou have a kid?â
âWell, biologically heâs Eddieâs, according to LAFD paperwork heâs all mine, but we share,â Buck jokes, but it doesnât really land. Buck clears his throat awkwardly, then explains: âI married Eddie to adopt Chris when he redeployed to pay the bills, medical debt is no joke. But itâs a convenience thing. Weâre friends, thatâs it.â
âThat⌠that is very kind of you. To step up for your friend like that,â Bobby finally says after the room had been filled with dead air. Buck sends him a beaming smile.
âThough I have no clue how youâd end up in that situation,â Chimney adds. âWhere is his mom?â
âUh, she left when he was four, but I met her and Chris when he was three. I babysat, then she left, I became friendly with Eddie and it turned into a co-parenting thing and now weâre here,â Buck shrugs again, recounting it shortly and nonchalantly.
âNow youâre here,â Hen canât help but repeat, slightly disbelieving.
She can still remember how her and Karen nearly broke apart over Denny. Itâs not a situation you roll into easily, adoption, but apparently it is when youâre Buck. The way he tells it, he watched the kid and then never left and Eddie â the kidâs father â was fine with it, even married him to leave the kid with Buck for god knows how long while he was off being a soldier.
It doesnât entirely rhyme yet in her head. And apparently it doesnât for the others either, because theyâre all quiet as they try to process.
âYeah, I guess. Like, I said, long story,â Buck says after a beat, rubbing the back of his head.
âYou can say that again,â Chimney says, looking at Buck with puzzled eyes as he plops another bit of prep work in his mouth. âIâm still trying to picture probie Buck as a dad. Havenât figured that one out yet. No offense.â
Buck raises a brow at that, then sternly points the wooden spoon he picked up to stir in Chimneyâs direction. âNo more eating the prep work, young man. Or you wonât have an appetite later.â
They all gape at him, because it is a weird parody of the new recruit theyâve come to know. Itâs not entirely out of character, more a highlight of the maturity theyâve seen shining through before, but itâs definitely not entirely familiar either.
The moment is broken by Buck giving out in a big smile as he rubs the back of his head. âIâm just kidding, I am definitely more the good cop.â
âWell youâve convinced me,â Hen says, mildly impressed and a little disturbed.
âThanks,â Buck gives her his puppy like smile, highlighting his youth. God, heâs already a parent, but heâs still a baby to her. Though, to be fair heâs already twenty-five. Still, a six year old at twenty-five is teen parent territory, even if Buck wasnât a part of the conception.
At twenty-five she was still dating Eva and lying to herself that she wanted to be work pharmaceuticals, the idea of a having a family still a vague unreachable concept in her mind.
Hen wonders what this Eddie must be like. The bad cop. The other parent. The straight guy that married Buck for his son after his wife left. She has so many questions for Buck, but all feel too invasive â trust her, sheâs used to invasive questions about her family â so she just looks at him, as if she can find the answers on his face.
Buck, meanwhile, seems completely oblivious to the fact that he has just radically altered their perception of him and has turned back to cooking breakfast, humming softly under his breath. The three of them share a confused look, before following his lead; apparently that conversation is over now.
However, thankfully for Henâs burning curiosity, the conversation is not permanently over. Buck, it seems, is a bragger.
Theyâre answering a call in a book store, nothing major, possible broken hip of a grandmother shopping with her grandkids. As she is loaded onto a gurney, Buck picks up one of the books she dropped. âHey, I know this book. Chris loves it, read it to him all the time. But he can already read it himself too. His teacher says heâs ahead in reading level.â
Jumping on the opening to learn more, Chimney asks: âYeah, the little guy likes dinosaurs?â
âOh definitely,â Buck snorts. âKidâs obsessed. He loves animals in general. Weâve been campaigning to convince Eddie to get a membership to the zoo.â
âDenny loves the zoo too,â Hen interjects. âWe can go with you sometimes. Me and Karen have a membership, maybe showing Eddie will convince him.â
Is it in part because she is highly curious about this Eddie and wants to know more? Yes. But it is also because Denny does really love the zoo as well and she knows how hard it can be to make friends as a parent in a new city. She just wants to help out.
âThat sounds great!â Buck exclaims. âI have to warn you, though, me and Chris take zoo trips very seriously. Eddie has basically uninvited himself, because he thinks we get too into it.â
âYou clearly havenât met Karen yet,â Hen snorts.
âMaking plans later, people, helping now,â Bobby reminds them as he comes up behind them.
âIâll text,â Hen mouths to Buck, before turning back to their patient. Chimney totally had her while she and Buck talked, just like she had her when Chimney talked. They can multitask.
And indeed she does text, after discussing it with Karen, who immediately gets invested in whatever is happening between Buck and his straight husband. She pushes Hen to invite Eddie along as well, since Karen is coming too, which Buck agrees to.
So, when they have a weekend off, they find themselves waiting at LA zoo for Buck, Eddie and Chris, with Denny by their side.
Hen â who knows who theyâre looking for â spots them first. Buck towers over most and Eddie isnât short either. For a second, she just watches them, observing. Buck is chattering excitedly with the boy who is with them, who is chattering as well, replying to what Buck is saying. Eddie seems to be content to listen, vaguely nodding along and commenting here and there.
Eddie is dressed pretty low key, but stylish and comfortable. Basic, but classic, she supposes. While he isnât participating heavily, he appears to be genuinely listening and emerged in the conversation. As she watches, he makes a comment that makes Buck and Chris laugh as they roll their eyes, a self satisfied smirk coming onto Eddieâs face.
Having observed them in their unobserved, natural habitat for long enough, she hollers: âBuck! Hi, over here.â
At the sound of his name, Buck perks up to attention like a puppy, halting whatever reaction he was about to give Eddie. He spots Hen with her family and smiles at them as he gives them a big wave.
When they get there, Buck says hello to all of them, before he gives Hen a hug. Then he shakes Karenâs hand, saying: âBuck, hi, nice to meet you,â before turning to Denny and smiling: âAnd you must be Denny. Howâd ya wanna say hello?â
Denny holds his hand up for a high five. Buck grins as he nods, giving Denny his high five as he says: âHigh five, I like it. Good choice.â That makes Denny smile.
With that ice broken, Buck steps to the side slightly to put Chris in the line of sight from where he is standing next to Eddie. He looks at Denny with big eyes. Denny is a year older, which at that age, means he is ancient and cool. Buck says: âWanna meet Chris?â
âYeah,â Denny smiles with a nod, before stepping forwards. Hen watches with pride as he introduces himself to Chris with nothing but gentle kindness, just like they always try to teach him. âHi, Iâm Denny. Itâs nice to meet you.â
âIâm Chris,â Chris introduces himself, standing up a little straighter and slightly more confident as he replies: âItâs nice to meet you too.â
As the kids introduce themselves, Eddie keeps to the background, but now he steps forward, shaking both Henâs and Karenâs hand as he says: âEddie, itâs nice to meet you.â To Hen he adds: âBuck told me a lot about you.â
âOnly good things I hope,â Hen smiles humorously.
âOf course, of course,â Eddie grins. Then he turns to Denny, holding up his own hand for a high five, which Denny gives him happily. âIâm Eddie, Chrisâs other dad. Nice to meet you.â
âNice to meet you,â Denny smiles happily.
With that all done for, Buck claps his hands and says: âWhoâs ready for the zoo?â
âMe!â both Chris and Denny cheer.
âThen letâs rock ân roll,â Buck says, matching their enthusiasm, before the group moves towards the queue.
As they walk, Eddie leans in and whispers: âOne day heâs going to know youâre a dork for that and think youâre lame, you know that right?â
âYup,â Buck says chipperly. âBut today is not yet that day, you kill-joy.â
âJust keeping your ego in check,â Eddie shrugs, playfully shoulder checking Buck, who lets out a loud laugh, before skipping forward to catch up with Chris and Denny, interrogating them about what theyâre most excited to see today, while Eddie rolls his eyes fondly.
Hen turns away from the scene to Karen with a raised brow. Her beautiful, smart wife is already giving her the same look in reply.
She goes to walk next to Eddie, smiling and nodding to Buck as he comments: âStill a big kid himself sometimes, huh?â
Eddie looks surprised for a second, then laughs too. âYeah, definitely. But heâs an adult when it counts, no one budgets like Buck. Itâs terrifying.â
âOh, clipboard Buck comes out at home too?â Hen asks, slightly delighted at the thought.
âThatâs what you call him? Iâve been calling it Planner Evan, but yeah, he has notebook, which I guess is close,â Eddie says. âHeâs worse than some of my drill sargents sometimes, but he gets results, we definitely wouldnât be going to the zoo as often without him.â
âWhy not invest in a membership?â Karen also joins the conversation. âIt honestly spares a lot of costs in the long run. I made a spread sheet about it, I could get Hen to send it to you, so you can look it over.â
âThat would be great, thank you,â Eddie says, sounding a little pained.
Hen remembers that heâs in camp not wanting a membership, probably not a huge fan of getting more opposition. Just to be nosy, she asks: âYou donât want to?â
âI do, but Buck wants to get one for me too, but honestly, I usually donât come on these excursions. I was mostly a little curious about meeting one of his infamous coworkers,â Eddie confesses.
âWell, I hope I live up to the hype,â Hen jokes.
âOf course you do, youâre great,â Karen immediately defends her.
âThank you, babe.â
âSo far, I am definitely impressed. I was an army medic, but some of the things Buck describes you doing is truly something. You sound like youâre amazing at your job,â Eddie says.
Hen flushes a bit, but Karen beams with pride, slinging an arm around Hen as she brags: âThatâs my wife, the best paramedic in LA.â
âThank you,â Hen smiles warmly at her wife, before admitting: âI was also very curious to meet you, I have to be honest. We didnât expect Buck to pull a family out of thin air. Chimney tried to come along just to check that he wasnât lying. We all kind of pegged him as a frat boy.â
âBuck?â Eddie says incredulously. He squints as he studies Buck for a second, then shakes his head: âI guess he kind of has a face and is way too social, but no.â
âWay too social?â Hen repeats with amusement. âThat why you usually pass up on the zoo? Or just not a fan?â
âNot the zoo in particularly, but crowds in general, yeah,â Eddie says, wrinkling his nose at the mention of crowds. âBesides, I donât get excited about it like they do,â he adds, nodding to others. Whatever Buck is talking about got the two boys hanging onto his lips and bouncing in excitement, his own sparkle in his eye as well. âItâs more their thing. He just wants me to get a membership because he fells bad about excluding me.â
âAh,â Hen nods, wanting to pry more, but not wanting to scare Eddie off. He seems like an okay guy and asking if thatâs an issue in his non-relationship with Buck seems a little much for a first meeting.
âAnyway, enough about me,â Eddie says awkwardly, despite having shared almost nothing about himself, having mostly talked about Buck and Chris. â I hear, youâre a rocket scientist, Karen? That is so cool. What kind of stuff do you do?â
Karen loves talking about her work and Hen loves listening to her wife, so they stay with the topic on their way into the park. Then Karen directs herself at Buck as she says: âHen said you had a plan about tackling the park? We usually do too, but weâre letting you lead.â
âYes,â Buck nods with a serious look on his face, unfolding the map he already has in his bag. âWe mapped out a route for optimal animal engagement. The weather should remain nicely average, so there is a good chance weâll see the large predators, so theyâre on the list, but itâs getting a little colder later, so weâre also going by the reptile exhibit. That sound good with everyone?â
The kids cheer and Hen and Eddie nod vaguely, their opinion clearly doesnât count. Karen looks pleased, stepping forward to look at the map as she says: âThat sounds perfect. You drew this out beforehand?â
âYeah, we usually grab a fresh map each time, so we can plan the next visit,â Buck says, showing her the map better. âChris is into reptiles and Hen mentioned Denny likes the Savanna, so we tried to plan with that in mind. And of course the weather.â
âThatâs a great system,â Karen says as they all start to walk, Chris talking lead with Denny, Karen and Buck right on their tails, while Hen and Eddie close the ranks.
âKaren the planner?â Eddie asks with amusement, nodding at the two.
âDefinitely,â Hen snorts fondly. Her wife is the best.
For the first part of the day, it remains like that with Hen and Eddie talking about firefighting, since he is thinking about joining the academy. Karen sometimes comes by, but she with Buck are mostly in charge of the kids, looking as excited as them when they indeed spot the animals, which is watched fondly from the sidelines by Hen and Eddie.
Denny and Chris have become fast friends â which is easier at that age, but itâs still a relief to the parents â pointing the animals out to each other and bouncing fun facts back and forth. Itâs clear Buck has had a hand in raising Chris; when heâs sharing his face and mannerisms are just like him. Itâs a little trippy if Hen is honest, but also adorable. Buck seems like a great dad.
At lunch, the others return back to reform the group with Buck announcing: âThe children have spoken, weâre eating at the Fork in the Road.â
Hen and Karen are more than fine with that, so they nod. Itâs definitely lunch time and eating something and sitting down for a moment, looking at the kids, they probably feel the same. Buck must notice that last thing too, because he calls out to Eddie: âHey, Eddie, piggy back race to the restaurant?â
Eddie glances at the kids, before a competitive grin comes on his face: âYouâre on.â He looks and Chris, quirking his brow. âYou wanna hitch a ride, mijo? We have to show papi weâre still the fastest.â
âOkay,â Chris agrees easily and with a big grin.
As Eddie lets Chris clamber on, Buck turns to Denny, asking: âYou good to be my passenger? Or should I ask one of your moms instead?â
Denny giggles at that. âNo, I can go.â
âWhoo, letâs go then,â Buck says, scooping Denny up and sprinting off, as he calls back to Eddie: âYouâre already too slow.â
âYouâre playing unfair,â Eddie calls back, setting off after him.
Hen and Karen keep walking at their regular pace, laughing at their antics, while slowly the delighted shrieks of the kids disappear. Karen does look to Hen and suddenly asks: âAre we becoming old and boring?â
âNah, weâre being sensible. Theyâre just still young and too energetic,â Hen tells her, slinging her arm around her as they walk. âSo, what do you think of Buck?â
âHeâs nice, I like him,â Karen says. âI can definitely see what you mean when you said heâs like a big kid, but heâs really good with the kids. And youâre totally right about all the fun facts, I donât know where in his brain he stores them. Howâs Eddie?â
âGood company, nice sense of humor. A bit emotionally stunted, but not in a noticeable way. More in a guy way. I think he grew up catholic,â she says.
âAh, that type,â Karen nods. âRepressed?â
âDefinitely a bit,â Hen confirms.
The two of them chat a little more about their company, before reaching the agreed upon restaurant, where they spot Eddie on a table with the kids, Buck nowhere in sight. As they come up, Karen asks: âSo, who won?â
âMe and Buck, mom, we did,â Denny says proudly.
âYou were cheating,â Chris pouts.
âWe never agreed on the rules,â Denny counters.
âIâm still a little injured. Definitely not playing fair,â Eddie backs up his son. Much to Henâs amusement, they have the same crease on their forehead. A bit of a sore loser then.
However, before they can start â what is clearly â rehashing the argument, Hen decides to ask: âSo where is Buck?â
âHeâs in the line,â Eddie says nodding to the food line. âWeâre holding down the fort. But I can go pass along your orders?â
âNah, Iâll wait with him,â Hen assures him. âYour usual?â she asks Karen, who nods.
Leaving the four of them behind, she goes to find Buck in the line, greeting him with: âDid Eddie put you on waiting duty, because you beat him or is this your usual task?â
âA bit of both,â Buck laughs. âThough it was cheating a little. Eddie has only been running again for a few weeks.â
âYou both mentioned, he was injured,â Hen prompts.
âOh, yeah,â Buckâs eyes get pained as he says that, as if remembering something unpleasant. âHis chopper got shot down, uh, whole platoon nearly died. He pulled them out, got a Silver Star and three bullets in him for his troubles.â
Hen takes a moment to process. âWhoa, thatâs quite a lot. He seems to be recovering well.â
âYeah, thank god for that. Let me tell you, not a great call to get, that your husband is in surgery in Germany somewhere after getting airlifted from the battle field,â Buck says.
âHusband,â Hen repeats, curious at why he phrased it like that.
âWell, not like that, but you know. Still my best friend and my kidâs other dad,â Buck blushes.
Hen suddenly realizes Buck does want it to be like that with Eddie. A burst of sympathy goes through her at the realization, but standing in like at the Fork in the Road in the middle of the zoo, doesnât feel like the time and place to get into it. âMust have been scary,â is what she says instead.
âIt was. Luckily, he returned home okay,â Buck says, injecting a bit too much cheer into his voice. âItâs why we didnât end up divorcing. So Chris could stay on my insurance while he recovers. He would have pushed himself to all Hell if given the chance. Having Chris is good for him, so I can tell him to sit his ass down and pretend itâs about Chris, while itâs about him too. Picking a table is a very important task in our family,â he tells her conspiratorially.
âOf course,â Hen nods with am understanding smile. Chris needs to sit sometimes, needs someone to carry him when heâs doing this much walking. Theyâve become quite a team at making him feel like other kids, while making sure his needs are met. Itâs no surprise Buck is using those skills on Eddie too.
âAre you enjoying today a little?â Buck changes topics. âI know Karen is â she is awesome, by the way, she knows so much about space, itâs so cool â but I feel like weâve barely spoken.â
Hen assures him sheâs enjoying today and that Eddie is great company, also enjoying Buckâs company as they wait. This outing started out of curiosity, but she is genuinely having a grand time. Itâs also good for trust in the field, to get closer to coworkers like this and she really hopes Buck is there to stay. She likes the guy.
Soon theyâre returning to the table with the trays, handing them out. Buck plops down next to Eddie when heâs done and Eddie gives him a critical look.
âWhat? Got something on my face?â Buck asks.
âNo,â Eddie shakes his head, reaching into the backpack. âI donât know how with this weather, but your nose is burning. You always forget your nose.â He comes back up with a bottle of sunscreen, putting some on his hand as he motions Buck to lean over. âHere, Iâll get it.â
Buck only becomes redder at the gesture, but goes easily too. It speaks of a familiarity, as if this is not the first time theyâve done that.
Eddie seems oblivious to Buckâs reaction, efficiently applying the sunscreen to Buckâs face, before turning to Chris. He puts more sunscreen on his hand as he says: âYou too, mijo. We donât want you to burn. There is still sun, even when there are clouds.â Chris pouts a little, but goes easily too, letting his dad fuss.
After that, lunch continues as normal. Itâs fun and restful, but soon theyâre on their way to the reptile exhibit.
The reptile exhibit is less walking and they spend more time in front of each habitat, Chrisâs face pressed to the glass as he tries to get the best look possible. Denny is slightly less interested, but happily joins his new friend.
Due to the slower nature of this venture, Karen has taken a step back from making sure no one gets lost, finding her place under Henâs arm as they wander about.
Eddie is the opposite of thrilled to be in the exhibit, usually keeping his distance, but calling back encouraging things to Chris whenever he shares a fact.
Buck of course already knows this, so when Denny and Chris are watching a snake excitedly, he comes up to Eddie with a shit eating grin. âDonât you wanna come take a closer look, Eddie?â
âYou know I donât,â Eddie glares at him.
âCome on, theyâre really interesting creatures. And there is glass between you and them,â Buck tries to entice him.
âIâm not scared of them,â Eddie protests.
âI didnât say you were,â Buck replies, slightly patronizing, letting Eddie knows he knows better. âItâs a Californian King, itâs found here as well as in Mexico. I thought maybe youâd feel some kinship with it or something. Itâs currently Chrisâs favorite. Heâs going to ask your opinion.â
Eddie doesnât look very pleased when he hears the name, nor when Buck tells him where it is found. He also looks unhappy at the knowledge that if he wants to make his kid happy, heâll have to go look at the snake.
Buck makes a sympathetic face, his little shit-ness from earlier gone. He puts a comforting hand on Eddieâs shoulder and further sweetens the deal by adding: âIâll be right there the whole time.â
A small beat of silence passes, then Eddie groans: âFine. Iâll go look at the snake.â
âYes,â Buck fist pumps.
He leads Eddie to the exhibit Denny and Chris are looking at, hand subconsciously landing on Eddieâs lower back. Eddie is tense all the way there, but relaxes slightly when Chris starts babbling excitedly about the snake.
Together, the four look at more exhibits, while Karen and Hen watch them look. Throughout the whole visit, Eddie never once leaves Buckâs side, nor does he comment on the hand that Buck keeps on him at all times.
After about an hour of this, Karen leans in and whispers: âAre you sure theyâre platonically married?â
âIâm sure thatâs what they think,â Hen whispers back.
âYou said Eddie was repressed?â Karen asks and Hen confirms. Karen nods thoughtfully for a moment, then says: âI give them a year, before they figure it out.â
âConfident,â Hen laughs. âI give them two.â
âYou have yourself a bet,â Karen grins, grabbing Henâs hand so they can shake on it.
Amused, Hen comments: âChimney is going to be so mad about me making him miss this.â
âIt might be for the best that he missed it, though,â Karen says. âSomething like this, you need to figure out in your own time. I love him, but Chim canât keep a secret.â
âThat he canât,â Hen agrees with a huff of laughter.
Before they can continue to whisper together like two school girls, Buck calls out: âHen, Karen, you guys ready to move onto the gift shop?â While in the background Chris and Denny are chanting: âGift shop, gift shop!â
âWeâre coming,â they call back, hurrying their steps to catch up.
In the gift shop, Denny convinces them that he desperately needs the lion plushy they have, while further down Chris tries to make a case about getting a snake plushy. As Hen half listens along, she gets what Buck meant when he said heâs usually the good cop. Chris gets his plushy.
Outside the zoo, they say goodbye, promising to meet up again, if not to go to the zoo, then to set up a play date, before they bundle a tired Denny into the car. The excitement of the day has caught up and he sleeps the whole route home.
Karen and Hen are happy to drive with the radio low. Karen looks out of the window, humming along to the songs, while Hen mentally thinks back on today.
She wasnât sure about Buck when he first came in, but she is so happy she trusted Bobbyâs judgment, because Buck is so much more than his frat boy vibes. In fact, Hen quite likes him. He has surprised her a lot with his maturity and his happy personality to keep their spirits up.
Overall, Buck has been a great addition to the 118 family and sheâs more than ready to integrate him and his family further into hers. Hopefully one day, he and Eddie figure it out too, she can use more queer friends.
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A/N:
I looked up a map and the species that are found everywhere on the website for the LA zoo for this fic lmao
Also, Hen and Karen gossiping and speculating about their friends is so dear to me <3
(idk how old Denny is so I made it up here)
#rr writing#the i do verse#9-1-1#9 1 1#9 1 1 show#9 1 1 buddie#9 1 1 fanfiction#911#911 show#911 buddie#911 fanfic#buddie#henren#hen x karen#buck x eddie#buck buckley#eddie diaz#evan buckley#buckley diaz family#christopher diaz#hen wilson#karen wilson#denny wilson#chimney han#bobby nash
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A Much Needed Nap
Pairing: Leonard/reader Summary: The exhaustion from multiple crisis made a relaxing night very needed. Even if it meant forgetting something important. Word Count: 1037 A/N: It's been awhile but I was in need of something soft and could use a nap myself so this all but wrote itself. Hope you enjoy.
You knew that when you had enlisted in Starfleet that rest would not be something you would be all that familiar with, however, you hadnât expected it to feel just so never ending. You knew it was the curse of getting assigned to the flagship, an assignment you would not give up for anything, expect right now, maybe a nice long nap would have you trading in your rank without much of a second thought.
You tried very hard to keep yourself balanced, however part of that balance was making sure you spent time with your friends, but between the back to back disasters and then the mandatory fun the captain would set up to help everyone âdecompressâ you felt like you have had no time to just relax, unless you were asleep but even that was limited.Â
So when Uhura had asked you to get drinks with her after your shift, you didnât even feel bad for turning her down, you must have looked like you needed the break because she didnât even ask a second time. She was good at respecting boundaries, but she also liked to try and convince you to join her in shenanigans, so her not trying to entice you, even slightly, was a sign that you looked as exhausted as you felt.Â
You sighed happily as you slipped into lounge clothes, you couldnât even think of the last time these sweats had made an appearance. You plopped yourself on the couch and pressed play on the first movie that came up on your padd. You heard your doorbell go off and you groaned, you hadnât even made it 10 minutes into the movie. Maybe Nyota had changed her mind and was going to try and force you out with her.Â
âCome inâ You shouted, too lazy to move to see exactly who it was. You barely even turned your head to look at who you had just let enter your space.Â
âFrom the look of it, I am going to assume youâve forgotten of our planned date.â You heard a gruff voice say from your doorway, a slight chuckle in his voice.Â
âOh my god!â You sat up rather quickly to look up and see Leonard with a bouquet of flowers in his hand and a rather nice looking outfit on. You had been so busy the last few weeks, you and Leonard had barely had time to even see each other in passing. You had finally synced calendars and made plans to have a nice sit down date, one that was more than a 5 minute lunch, or 15 conversation before you both passed out in one of your beds. âIt completely slipped my mind, I am so so sorry Len. If you give me like 10 minutes, I can be ready.â
You stood up and walked over to him, reaching up to pull him into a kiss, âThe flowers are lovelyâ You toyed with one of the leaves, smiling at how much thought he had put into getting them for you.Â
âYouâre fine, you look exhausted,â He frowned slightly when he took in just how true that statement was.
âAnd here I was about to say how handsome you looked, and youâre saying I look terribleâ You huffed.Â
âNow donât put words in my mouth, I said you look tired, not terrible.â He glared at you, âHow could I possibly think you look terrible when you look so adorable in my sweatshirt.â
You tried and failed to hold back the smile at his comment, âI donât remember this being yours.â
âProbably cause you stole it forever ago.âÂ
âWell anyway, just make yourself comfortable, and I will get changed.â You told him, âthough donât even ask, youâre not getting this hoodie back.â
âI wouldnât dare,â He smiled, âBut no need to change, we can just stay in. Looks like you just started a movie, and I would hate to make you not finish that, plus i could use a nice calm evening tooâ
âAre you sure? I feel terrible about ruining plans that you clearly took time to make.â You frowned.Â
âIt really wasnât anything crazy, we can rain check it until you have had more sleep.â He told you, sincerity in his voice.Â
âThank you, Len.â You smiled, pulling him into a hug. He didnât hesitate wrapping his arms tightly around you, staying like that for a while, just happy to be in each other's arms.Â
âHow about, I get these beautiful flowers in a vase, you go change into something more comfy and we can just curl up on the couch, eat some shitty replicator food and watch the dumb movie I had started,â
âSounds perfectâ He planted a kiss on your forehead before passing the flowers off to you and heading in your room to find some of his clothes to change into.Â
You had finished putting the flowers in a vase and placing them neatly on your counter before finding some food to replicate when Len came out with a few extra pillows and blankets from your room. Upon seeing how cozy he was about to make the couch, you had no doubt you would be finding yourself asleep soon but you were just happy to have some time to spend with Len quietly.Â
As you set the food down on the coffee table, Leonard had gotten himself and the pillows and such situated. You then found yourself getting settled curled up against his chest. You each grabbed a bowl of food and ate in comforting silence as the movie neither of you were paying all that much attention to played in the background. Once you were done eating and the dishes were set aside, you felt Leonard lightly playing with your hair, a gentle kiss here or there placed on your hairline. It wasnât much longer before you felt yourself slipping into a deep sleep.Â
Before fully succumbing to the sleep that was gripping at you, you found yourself mutter a soft, barely audible, âLove you so much Len,â
âI love you too dearâ Softly, with so much care behind the normally gruff voice was the last thing you registered before you were fully asleep.
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Movie Night
Pairing: Vinny Mauro x Gender Neutral Reader
Warnings: Oral sex (male receiving)
Word Count: 3.1k
Vinny and the reader can't decide what movie to watch. Smut.
Vinny is a cuddly sub and no one can convince me otherwise.
It was late evening. Vinny was live on Twitch, drumming for his fans and having fun. Sometimes, youâd get on Twitch in the other room just to watch. You loved seeing him interact with his fans. He had such love and gratitude for them. Plus, he was funny, and he was always joking around with them. He was a loveable goof. You adored him more than you could put into words.
Tonight, you were once again watching his stream on your phone. Giggling at all his cute shenanigans. You were particularly moved by a sweet moment he had with a fan. They had told Vinny a personal story and he had the sweetest reply. He had also promised to give them a big hug at a meet and greet they were planning on attending. You were excited for them. Vinny gave the best hugs. He always held on tight and for a long time, ensuring the other person felt the love he was radiating.
You sat your phone to the side and listened as you folded laundry. He was wrapping up, you could tell. You heard him say his final goodbyes before the stream ended. You exited out of Twitch and got back to the task at hand. A few moments later, the bedroom door opened and there he stood.
âHey babe, folding laundry?â he asked.
âYeah, wanna give me a hand?â
âOf course,â he replied, making his way over, sitting on the bed beside you.
He picked up a pair of socks and got to work, âSo the stream went well tonight. Did you see it?â
âI did,â you began, âWell, I watched most of it, anyway. I think I missed the beginning.â
âOh, yeah? Thatâs fine. Had some technical difficulties at the start, so you didnât really miss much.â
âOh, what happened?â you inquired.
âIâm still not really sure, but somehow, I fixed it. Did you like what you saw?â
You folded a shirt and replied, âOf course, I always do. You know I love watching your streams.â
He smiled, âYeah, well, I always try extra hard to put on a good show when I know youâre watching.â
âWell, donât I feel special,â you joked.
He chuckled, âSo, what do you wanna do tonight? Watch a movie? Play a game? What sounds good?â
You thought for a moment, âIâm not sure. What sounds good to you?â
âHmm. Well, since weâre already in here, wanna just cuddle in bed and watch a movie?â
âSure, that sounds great. Although, it always takes us like an hour or more to pick one,â you laughed.
He reciprocated your laugh, âThatâs true. Well, we can still cuddle while we scroll through Netflix.â
âYes, we can,â you smiled sweetly at him.
He smiled back. His smiles always made you feel warm and fuzzy. He was so cute and affectionate. Youâd never known another man like him. You felt as though you were constantly having to pry yourself out of his grip. This man loved to touch you. He was a cuddler, through and through. Most of the time, you didnât mind. You loved being held by him.
The two of you finished folding the laundry and chatted while you put the clothes away. Nothing too serious. Mostly just talking about Twitch and Motionless stuff. You finished your chores and made your way back over to the bed. You climbed up and took your normal spot, Vinny close behind. He grabbed the remote from the bedside table and turned on the TV. you cuddled up close to him, resting your head on his chest, while he wrapped an arm around you.
Vinny began scrolling through the movie titles, listing some off that might seem interesting. You werenât really paying much attention, however. You were too busy being lulled by the feeling of his body beneath you, the smell of his clothes, everything about him. Youâd think you would be used to the effect he had on you by now, but it still got you everytime. You softly rubbed your hand across his chest, content to lie here with him the rest of the night. You were more than happy to just stay like this. No movie, no nothing, just him. You didnât care what he picked.
âOr, what about this one? This one seems pretty cool, right? Oh wait, I just read the synopsis, and it actually seems kinda dumb. Shit. Sorry, babe, I promise weâll find something,â he said.
You closed your eyes, feeling the vibrations in his chest against your cheek when he spoke, âItâs fine, baby. Whatever you wanna watch is fine with me.â
âYeah, but I wanna find something good that weâll both like. Thereâs too many choices. Itâs impossible to pick something.â
You sighed contentedly. You couldnât care less what he picked, as long as you could stay like this. You listened to him rattle off different options, giving feedback on films heâd already seen or what he thought they might be about. You felt even more relaxed and comfortable the more he spoke.
âSo, this oneâs not that great, but it has Keanu Reeves in it, so thatâs cool, right?â he asked, desperate to find something worth watching.
âWhatever you want, baby. Iâm fine with anything.â
âHmm. I donât think I want that one, either. Fuck. Why is it so hard to pick something?â
You listened to him continue, still rubbing your hand on his chest. Without even being aware, your hand started to slide lower until you were lightly rubbing his stomach. You suddenly became aware of your hand placement and remembered that his happy trail was right below the part of his shirt that you were touching. You instantly became more alert. You loved the hair on his lower stomach. You loved touching it, so thatâs what you did.
You slowly slid your hand under his shirt and began lightly grazing your fingertips across his abdomen, feeling the soft hair. He didnât seem too fazed by it, this wasnât the first time youâd done this. You barely processed what he was saying as he continued listing movies. You were now far more interested in touching him than any film.
You continued rubbing your hand up and down beneath his shirt, across his stomach and chest, wanting to feel as much of him as you could. He still didnât seem to notice. You would make him notice. You lowered your hand until it was at the waist of his jeans. Slowly, you began to undo the button and slide the zipper down.
He chuckled, âYou want something, baby?â
âDo you?â you asked back.
He shifted a bit beneath you. You thought you had begun to have an effect on him.
âMaybeâŚâ he teased, âWhat did you have in mind?â
You leaned upward, meeting his face with your own, âIâll show you what I want.â
You barely had time to acknowledge that his eyes grew wide before your lips were on his. You wasted no time in giving this man a long, sensual kiss, which he greatly returned. You felt his hand slide down to your behind, giving it a light squeeze as the two of you continued kissing. Long, languid, passionate kissing. You felt your head swim from the contact. The way this man kissed you always made you feel like you were on cloud nine. You couldnât get enough of it. Normally, anyway. This time, you had other plans.
You leaned your head over and kissed his neck. Sucking gently, knowing his sweet spots and making him sigh. He squeezed your ass a bit harder. Your hand once again found its way to his pants and you slid your hand underneath the material of his jeans. You continued kissing his neck the way you knew he loved as your hand began to slowly rub his cock over his underwear. You heard him inhale sharply at the newfound contact. This went on for a moment, as you felt his cock growing harder beneath your hand. You took this as your cue to dip your hand below his briefs and rub his cock for real.
âShit, babe,â he sighed.
You grabbed his cock in your hand and squeezed lightly, drawing a soft moan from him. You did this a few times, enjoying the feeling of him, hard and in your hand. You loved having Vinny in this position. It was safe to say that you were typically the more dominant one in your sexual relationship, though Vinny could take charge when he felt like it. He just enjoyed the feeling of being completely at your mercy, allowing you to do whatever you wanted to him. He got off on it.
You slid his pants down slightly. Enough to free his cock from its confines. It sprang upward, fully erect and dripping precum. You finally detached yourself from his neck and brought your face back to meet his. You leaned over him, looking down at his expression. His eyes were a little glossy, eyelids drooping slightly. His lips were parted and he was breathing a bit more heavily. You took in the sight of him. He was so sexy like this. You couldnât resist giving him one last, slow, deep kiss. You pulled away and flashed him a sweet smile.
He returned it, âI love you, babe.â
You grinned once more, âI love you, too.â
Before he could say anything else, you grabbed his cock and squeezed it fully. Vinnyâs eyelids fluttered shut and he let out a soft groan. You watched his expression as you slowly began to pump your hand up and down. He was in heaven, and you were too just from watching. You leaned in and kissed him again, sliding your tongue in his mouth as you continued pleasuring him with your hand. You swallowed his moans as you ran your tongue across his. Your hand quickened its pace as you gently bit his bottom lip, causing him to moan a bit louder. You were being slow with him. Deliberate. Teasing, almost, and he loved every second of it.
You wanted more from him, and you knew what you had to do to get it. You shifted on the bed, your face now level with his hard cock. He opened his eyes and glanced down at you, a flash of excitement in his gaze as he realized what was coming next.
You glanced up at him, watching his face contort as you lightly licked the precum off the head of his dick. You held out your tongue, letting him see the fluid resting on it.
âFuck,â he groaned.
You smirked, loving the effect you had on him. You gripped the base of his cock firmly and took the head into your mouth, sucking gently, still teasing him.
Vinny tossed his head back against the pillow, âDamn, baby.â
You smiled around his cock, still sucking. You began to pump your hand slowly up and down his shaft as you sucked harder, still only entertaining his tip with your mouth. You knew it would drive him crazy. Good. This is what you wanted. You were in control, and he knew it. He didnât dare try to tell you what to do.
Slowly, you began lowering your head and taking more of him into your mouth. Vinnyâs moans grew louder and more frequent as you worked him. He loved getting head from you. You were so good at it and he was putty in your hands, well, mouth, every time you did it. You felt him begin to buck his hips upward into your mouth, unable to control himself. You took your free hand and pushed down on his stomach, stopping his movements.
âOh my god, babeâŚâ he sighed, eyes shut.
You laughed around his cock and the vibration made him shudder. You took this as your cue to start moaning around his length. He went wild when you did that.
âOh! Fuck, sweetheart. God, that feels so fucking good. Youâre so good, babyâŚâ
You sucked harder and faster, your hand keeping rhythm with your mouth. You traced your tongue along his tip as you sucked and moaned, determined to give this man pleasure. You felt him tense up and you knew he was close, but you werenât finished with him yet.
You took your mouth off his cock and looked up at him. It took him a moment to collect himself and realize that you had stopped, although your hand still softly pumped him.
âMmm. Please, baby,â he whined.
âSo polite,â you giggled, âDo you think you deserve to cum?â
He moaned as you squeezed him hard in your hand, âYesâŚâ
âYeah? You think youâve been good enough for me?â
âYesâŚâ he began, âYes, baby. Please.â
You were riding a high watching this man fully submit to you, like he had many times before. It never got old. You could watch this man writhe and moan and beg for hours. Sometimes, you had. You wouldnât torture him too long, this evening. You were desperate to see him cum. You just knew that if you had a little fun with him first, he would cum even harder.
âTell me what you want, baby,â you cooed softly.
He groaned as your hand quickened once again, âI want you to make me cum.â
âYeah? You wanna cum?
âYes. FuckâŚâ
You dipped your tongue out and licked his tip yet again, feeling him shiver beneath you. You giggled, loving the reaction you got. You gripped his cock as hard as you could and moved it vigorously, causing him to moan loudly.
âWhere do you wanna cum, baby?â you asked.
Vinny groaned and said, âYour mouth⌠I wanna cum in your mouth, baby.â
âYeah? You want me to swallow your cum, sweetheart?â
âFuck yes,â he hissed as your hand continued to stroke him.
âBeg for it,â you demanded.
You licked him once more as he writhed beneath you, âOh, shit. Please, baby. Please make me cum. Mmm. Need to cum so badâŚâ
You smiled, âThatâs my good boy.â
Wasting no time, you took him back into your mouth and sucked hard. Vinny cried out, grabbing your hair with both hands. He didnât dare try to move your head though. He knew you would stop if he did. He was just latching on, desperate for something to cling to. You sucked and moaned as he whimpered, you knew he was getting close. You squeezed the base of his cock with your hand and lowered your head down so your lips met them. There wasnât an inch of Vinnyâs cock that wasnât attended to.
âOh, fuck, babe. Holy shitâŚâ he whined, head still tossed back as far as it could go.
You moved your hand and took his full length into your mouth, feeling the tip hit the back of your throat. He involuntarily jerked his hips at the sensation. You moved your head quickly, bobbing and sucking and moaning. You were desperate to taste his cum, and you knew it wouldnât be much longer until you did.
You moaned wantonly around his cock, trying to sound as slutty as possible. Your moans drove him crazy, even if they were muffled by his cock. Especially when they were muffled by his cock. His grip in your hair tightened so hard you thought he might pull some out.
âFuck, baby. Gonna cum. Iâm so fucking close,â his moans sounded more desperate, bordering on pathetic, which you loved.
You gave everything you had. Sucking him like your life depended on it. You moaned loudly around his cock and suddenly you felt Vinnyâs cum shooting into your mouth, and down your throat.
âOh! Oh, fuck. Shit,â he cried as his orgasm hit.
You continued sucking, ensuring that you pleasured him through his orgasm. You could taste him on your tongue and it turned you on. You loved when he came in your mouth. Mostly because of the way whined when he did, but you couldnât deny you also loved the taste of him.
You felt his grip on your hair loosen as you slowed your movements. He was finished. You sucked one last time as you slowly slid your mouth off his cock. His semen still filling your mouth. You looked up at him just as he was opening his eyes to glance back at you. You gave a devilish smirk then opened your mouth, allowing him to see his cum on your tongue.
âFuck, thatâs hot, baby,â he groaned.
You swallowed his cum and opened your mouth again, showing him that you had taken it all. He grinned at the sight and reached out a hand for you.
âCome here, babe.â
You gladly slid back up and ino the position you were prior to your actions, resting your head on his chest once more. You enjoyed the feeling of his chest rising and falling raggedly, still trying to catch his breath from what you had done to him. He shakily put himself back into his pants and closed them up. You returned to lightly rubbing his chest with your hand, listening to his heart pounding beneath you.
Vinny, once again, wrapped an arm around you, resting his hand on the small of your back, âShit. I wasnât expecting that. Thank you, baby.â
You smiled as he kissed the top of your head, âYouâre welcome.â
The two of you lay silent for a moment, both of you waiting for Vinny to collect himself. He rubbed softly at your lower back, sighing deeply.
âFuck. I canât even remember what we were doing before this,â he breathed out.
You laughed, âYou were trying to find us a movie to watch, remember?â
âOh, yeah. Thanks for distracting me,â he teased.
You laughed again, âNo problem.â
âWell, there is a problem,â he began, âWe still donât have a movie to watch.â
âVin, you can literally put on anything, I donât care.â
âThat doesnât help me pick something!â he responded.
You grabbed the remote from beside him, âOkay, fine. Iâll pick something.â
âWait, why do you get to pick? Shouldnât we both get a say?â he asked.
âBabe, I just let you cum in my mouth, I think Iâve earned the right to pick the movie.â
He laughed, âOkay, thatâs fair, but after the movie, Iâm making you cum and then I get to pick the movie.â
You returned his laugh, âOkay, deal.â
You scrolled for awhile before Vinny rolled over on top of you.
âWhat are you doing?â you asked.
âIâm impatient. I wanna make you cum, now,â he answered, âWe can both pick something when Iâm done.â
You smiled as he began to undo your jeans, âOkay, thatâs fair.â
#vinny mauro#vinny mauro fic#vinny mauro fanfic#vinny mauro x reader#motionless in white#miw#motionless in white fic#motionless in white fanfic#miw fic#miw fanfic
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Descendants: The Rise of Red is kind of a bizarre movie to talk about critically because, imo, it almost doesn't make sense to talk about it in the usual terms of good vs bad or enjoyable vs not enjoyable when the way more obvious tension is finished vs unfinished.
Because, more than any other movie I've ever seen, it does *not* read as a full movie. And I don't mean in a "this movie has a cliffhanger" kind of way. The Empire Strikes Back and Across the Spiderverse fit that description. They end on big dramatic cliffhangers that point to a resolution in the third installment.
But Rise of Red just sets all this stuff up and then...ends without concluding anything. It doesn't feel like the first movie in a trilogy (or duology). It feels like the first act of a two-act musical. It very specifically reminds me of the end of the first act of Into the Woods where all the main characters sing the song Ever After about how they all fixed their problems with magic and nothing bad will ever happen to them again and then the narrator ominously says "To be continued" before the curtain drops. But in Into the Woods you know there's a second act and this movie wasn't sold as the first act of a bigger story. Like sure, it has the, "You didn't think this was the end" tag at the end like all the other movies, but those movies were complete, self-contained stories even though they had sequels. This was NOT a full story. It's half of one story.
Like, if we're supposed to take this as a full story, there are so many bizarre choices:
Why did they make sure to mention that Cinderella and Charming fell in love at the ball at the top if it wasn't meant to set up Back to the Future style, "Oh no, I accidentally got my mom banned from the ball so she's not gonna fall in love with Dad and I won't be born" shenanigans?
Why did Maddox very pointedly have that bit about "you could lose your mom completely" if that was never going to come into play? Red never did anything to endanger Bridget or endanger her own birth so it doesn't make sense as a warning in that way.
Why was there all this focus on this Carrie on prom night moment for Bridget if we LITERALLY NEVER SAW CASTLECOMING? Why dance around this moment and talk about it all cloak and dagger with no specificity if they weren't building up to some big reveal that it wasn't as straightforward as it seemed? And like, they leaned in HARD with making Bridget the nicest, sweetest, cotton candy princess as a teen so I need WAY more than, "She got pranked by known bullies she's been enduring with a smile very handily up to this point" to buy that she went from that to "murderous dictator". And even if she did become murderous, I find it insanely hard to believe that she'd include her best and only friend on the list of people she wants to suffer unless there was a betrayal. I find it INSANE that there wasn't a falling out scene at any point in this movie with how thickly they were laying on the admiration and camaraderie.
(Note: And adult Cinderella def has guilty vibes re: the Queen at orientation. Which I know I'm not imagining because it's literally spelled out in the Jr Novelization!)
Before the time travel element of the movie started, I thought they were going for something like they go to the past and realize that Bridget was bullied not by the VKs but by the spoiled royals, and Ella ends up joining in the bullying once she gets with Charming, betraying Bridget and justifying her whole "Love Ain't It" philosophy. Or Ella ditching her at the last minute to be with Charming meaning she has to deal with the monster prank alone and it was the being alone rather than the prank itself that hurt her (though that is NOT a good enough reason to go all off with their heads on your subjects). The fact that, as far as we know right now, it literally was just a relatively mild and reversible prank that caused all of this is just, such flat storytelling, you know?
But! All of this makes way more sense if this is meant to be the first act of a single contained story. And I don't wanna be all "Pepe Silvia, secret good 4th episode of Sherlock" about this but I did see this picture:
Which seems to indicate that this was written as a Part One. Which, if so, idk why they wouldn't advertise it that way but whatever. The point is, if that's the case then it means that we're potentially in bad pacing territory rather than straight up bad storytelling territory. Because this isn't a bad place to be halfway through your story:
The heroes, warned that time travel is dangerous, have gone back in time to change the heart of a brutal tyrant before she can stage a coup. They seemingly succeed in their mission and when they come home, everything is great! But then, the side effects of time travel start to catch up with them. Chloe realizes that, in breaking the vase, she prevented her mother from going to the ball and falling in love with her dad (who was conspicuously absent from the final scene btw) which means she's starting to be forgotten and erased from the timeline. And Red realizes that though this new version of her mom is as sweet and kind as the teen she once met, she's a complete stranger to her (fulfilling the Hatter's warning that she could lose her mom completely). So they have to go back in time once more to make sure the Ella and Charming fall in love again, perhaps at the cost of whatever bad thing that happened to Bridget happening again and bringing back the original version of her future self. But, now with more context of how her mom became that way, Red can now talk to her mother and persuade her to give people another chance.
Boom, that gives us time to go back and hit everything we haven't yet hit. We can pay off the time travel tropes that were set up but not explored. We can go to Castlecoming which feels so obviously set up to be the centerpiece of this story (like, come on, Back to the Future literally does the school dance thing. This is Time Travel Storytelling 101). We can actually get info about what the prank was and why it affected Bridget so completely.
(Note: This is a side thing but it really strikes me as so crazy that Bridget would so SUCH a big 180 here. Like, I know the Queen of Hearts is a silly, goofy, campy villain, but she straight up murders people and there's no way to get around that if we're taking her out of the surreal story she comes from and putting her in a (comparatively) grounded story. If I wasn't doing a betrayal plot, I would make the twist that the spell that turned Bridget into a "monster" didn't just have a physical effect, it had a mental effect and it magically twisted her personality to be the way it is now. So they broke the physical half of the curse, but neglected the other half and it's been festering the whole time, turning her as evil as she was sweet. Because like, a simple physical transformation isn't that big of a deal to have such heavy security--Bridget made cupcakes with a transformative effect and that was totally fine. I'm not saying that that's what's gonna be the case. I just think it would be an explanation that makes sense for why she changed so crazy much that makes more sense than a simple prank or even a betrayal. Her mom wasn't even evil! How did she go from zero to murder without even an evil mom to push her onto the path? But I'm super digressing right now.)
(Note #2: OK, one last thing. The trap on the book presumably would have hit the VK's and trapped them in Merlin's office regardless of what Chloe and Red did, right? That's like, net zero influence on the timeline. I genuinely can't tell if that's a straight up plot hole or set up to be like, "Oh no. Actually when she said that she was turned into a monster in front of everyone it was meant in a less literal way." Like she was just made to look bad and that was the real thing that pushed her over the edge. Like idk. It really feels like the only thing they really did that would change the timeline was get Ella banned from the dance and presumably out of the way where she couldn't hurt Bridget. OK NOW I'm done.)
Anyway, my point is that this is not how I would have structured my movie and I think this was a super weird way to go into the second era of Descendants movies, but they can still tell a complete story if that's their plan. I'm genuinely really curious to see if this pans out to be a fairly competently told story that just happens to be split over two movies or a complete fumbling of the narrative bag because it could really be either at this point and it's fascinating to me.
#rise of red#descendants#descendants rise of red#descendants the rise of red#i have never seen a dcom paced like this#uma DOES say that messing with time has consequences which gives me a glimmer of hope that they're going for a 'we have to go back' thing#but idk I've stopped assuming that writers know that they're doing#if I was ending this movie on this note here's how I'd do it#I'd have it end the same but when red and her mom are dancing I'd have one lingering shot of her being a little uneasy#and uncomfortable with this new version of her mom#and I would show chloe happily reuniting with her mom but then pan over to another part of the room and show that like#a portrait or s/t that had charming in it before now just has ella#or maybe something more subtle like something he placed on a table or something earlier in the movie isn't there anymore#just a little thing to be like 'don't worry we know what we're doing'#that would give me a lot more confidence#I was so sure that Chloe was gonna find Cinderella and she was gonna turn around and be like 'who are you?'#*that's* how you do a cliffhanger#and then in the next movie we could have had the tension of 'yeah we saved your mom from being evil but now mine doesn't know I exist'#listen there's a lot of ways they can handle this#they just need to pick literally any of them#last thing:#in the Jr. Novelization#the line is that the prank turned her into a *giant* during the dance#not a monster#i wonder if the giant prank was an 'eat me/drink me' wonderland ref before it was changed#also there is a world where they changed it from giant to monster bc they wanted to do s/t with the monster body/monster personality thing#but that is TOTALLY veering into pepe silvia/secret good episode or sherlock territory lmao#for the record I did not buy it I checked it out from the library#I'm not above buying jr novelizations (i happily own the disenchanted one)#but I'm not into descendants like that
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incomplete list of ways movie!newt could've survived, because
im rewatching tdc and i honestly can't take it and am gonna chew through my own arm in his memory
NEWT DOESN'T TURN
mary makes some extra serum for brenda for the road, & so they have it when newt is infected
since lawrence is gonna sacrifice himself anyway, gally gets the remainder of his serum from him in exchange for breaking into wckd, buying newt time
instead of getting drunk and wandering the halls she is IN CHARGE OF, ava kills janson or does anything else to thwart him & help the kids
there's some serum they're currently running tests on that's outside the vault, and they take a detour sometime in the minho-rescue to get some
gally deep enraged breaths gally takes the fucking serum with him, when he runs from brenda & the kids to go bring thominewt back
thomas kisses him and they cuddle a lot during all the shenanigans. this makes newt less stressed, buying time đđđ
or. hear me out. xanax
during the battle, wckd captures thominewtally and takes them to teresa and ava, who make the serum and cure newt. then they break out
they continue talking to brenda through the walkie-talkie, and when the berg flies over them, they drop down a hook and pick the boys up. since we all know wckd has stormtrooper aim, they make it. and then maybe they pick up teresa from some rooftop
IF NEWT TURNS
thomas [sometime during wckd training, runner training, or vince] has learnt the fireman's carry and is able to carry newt faster and also like.. just let him gnaw on him or whatever if he starts to turn, or knock him out real quick
thomas hears teresa say 'it's your blood,' immediately cuts himself and newt open and does some kind of blood brothers thing, which.. at least shocks newt's system enough that the serum arrives. and then thomas is lowkey bleeding out but newt is back to sanity & sarcasm enough to finish things off
thomas knocks newt out with the gun or like shoots him in the leg, buying time
they've picked up one of those stun serum thingies like janson uses, and use it on newt
thomas sticks the serum in newt in desperation and rage after he's just been knifed, bella cullen style {with plenty of those squishy stabby noises like in breaking dawn} and he comes back to life
[and after that, as teresa's done her same speech over the intercom, newt is reasonable with him so they get thomas' sweet sweet cure blood as well]
they get some serum to newt and escape to the safe haven. teresa and that bit of serum from the napkin survive. newt stays v e r y c a l m and slowly deteriorates for months, living on the bag of serum and their half-botched attempts to make more. and then teresa shows up đ
teresa doesn't survive, but thomas keeps newt alive with the extra serum until he manages to make a working cure out of sheer grit and bloodloss and memories of wckd, because he loves newt to the point of invention
and the one that i half-genuinely see in the canon film:
the knife misses his heart. {they LITERALLY do not pull the knife out, check for a heartbeat or touch him in any way, it's insane}. the thomas-blood-knife + newt's undying love [*] resurrect him. he battles his way to the safe haven and they can give him that vial of the cure that thomas is left just holding like a loose end <3
[*plus some faint multidimensional influence of the dashner canon that newt apparently IS the cure, which.. afaik how immunity/cure works is that your body produces enzymes that fight it off FOR YOU and therefore can be transferred to fight it off for others.. so what kinda shuck sense does t h a t make]
#deeeeeeeep breath#FUUUUUUUUUUU -#from the heart#maze runner#tmr#tdc#the death cure#tmr headcanons#newt tmr#newtmas#fix it au#tmr movies#maze runner movie
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Graveyard Flowers | Aren't You Lucky You're a Bleeder?
Warnings: 18+, gore, murder, needles, sexual acts and innuendo. Seriously. This isn't smut but Beej is a total horndog that doesn't know how to keep his hands to himself.
A few scenes from before Beetlejuice and Lillian's early relationship, how they were reunited after her death, and what they did after.
Bleeders by Black Veil Brides
It's mid afternoon by the time Lilly stumbles out of her room, having been kept up all night by their new "roomie" and his shenanigans with Pete.
She shuffles into the common room, coffee in hand, but as she goes to sit on the couch, something odd appears beneath her.
"Well, good mornin' to you too, sweet cheeks," His voice is muffled by her ass and thighs and she jumps to her feet with a startled squeak.
"You moss-covered freak!" She shrieks.
Beetlejuice just cackles, his feet hanging over the back of the couch when he sits upside down.
"Aw, come on sugar," He pouts, popping up behind her and wrapping his arms around her stomach, "Don't be like that."
"Get off me!"
He suddenly lets go when she tries to shove his arms away and her coffee splashes all over her.
His eyes go wide.
"My bad," he yanks at the front of her shirt and it tears off without resistance, leaving her thankful she decided to put on a bra already. Still, his eyes cartoonishly pop out of his head, "Now don't that just make your pants tight?"
"Beetlejuice!"
"Oh sweetheart," He falls on his knees and presses his face right up against her crotch, muffling his voice again, "You have no idea what you do to me when you scream my name."
She stumbles back when he clings to her and starts humping her leg like a dog.
As annoyed as she is, she can't stop herself from giggling at his antics.
The sound of her laugh throws him off and he falls on the floor, it wasn't a reaction he was really expecting.
She jumps when he appears behind her again, studying her face in confusion.
"You're laughing," He points out and her brow furrows.
"Yeah?"
He mumbles something along the lines of 'that was unexpected' before he coughs and reappears back on the couch and she realizes she's now dry and wearing a clean shirt.
"'S no fun when they don't fight back..."
She rolls her eyes and he watches her walk back toward the kitchen to get another coffee.
"No," She snaps, "No! I am not watching the Exorcist again, Beej."
"Oh come on!"
"No! Wh-hey!" She gasps when he shoves her down on the couch, pinning her hip with his hands, "What are you doing?"
Two more hands appear out of nowhere and cup her breasts. Her eyes go wide and she slaps him, making him grin. A third set of hands pin her wrists as he grins down at her.
"Now don't act like you don't do love it, sweetheart," He growls before he licks the shell of her ear with his snake-like tongue.
"Get the hell off me, sleazebag," She hisses, but when he pulls back she's got an amused smile.
"Damn Rosie," He whines, gripping her wrists tighter, "You're a little perve, ain't ya?"
"If you only knew," She teases, craning her neck up to nip at him, "Off."
He grumbles to himself but does as she says, huffing when she snatches the remote away when he moves to grab it.
"I said I'm not watching The Exorcist again."
Damn fleshy... doesn't wanna have sex... won't let him watch his favorite movie... and now she's- oh fuck.
They only just started The Ring 2 when she sits down next to him, snuggling into his shoulder.
As the movie goes on her head finds its way to his lap. His whole body tenses when she nuzzles into his hip.
"Fuck Rosie, what're you doin to me?"
She finishes touching up her make up, about to go out and thank her uncle for letting her spend the Halloween weekend with him and his family.
Her vampire hunter costume looks amazing and she can't wait to show it off at the block party in town, but she doesn't get the chance before it all comes to an end.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
He ducks around a corner, checking behind him to make sure his soul-suckerof an ex wife isn't nearby.
He just has to get to deep lock-up. There's that newbie that got shut down for killin a bunch of breathers.
Who better to protect him than some cold, hard, killer?
He weasels his way into the warded cell, making sure to prop the door open behind him so they can get out.
When he turns back around he freezes in place.
Laying there, hands clasped, and eyes closed peacefully, is Lillian.
"Well that can't be right," Maybe she's a relative?
But no, the plate on the slab is engraved with her name and the words "Do Not Wake" in big letters.
An ethereal mist collects above her, images swirling to life in front of him.
Images of her getting ready for some kind of event and when she steps into the next room a man grabs her and drags her to some kind of sigil on the ground.
There are more people around them now.
She sees the razor in his hand and begs him to stop. He drags her back when she tries to run and she screams.
"Beetlej-" His hand covers her mouth and wrenches her head back, blood pouring from the deep cut he carves through her throat.
The seen fades to black and cuts to a young woman looking in a vanity mirror, brushing her hair. She jerks like someone scared her and starts clawing at something invisible covering her mouth. A cut forms on her neck, thick blood coating her frilly top.
In the mirror to bright blue eyes glare into what used to be his soul.
They're in the back seat of a truck and she sits the throat of the driver, a young man, and he catches the same eyes in the rear view as the vehicle crashes.
Then they're on a balcony in France next to a middle aged woman who looks frazzled and like she's been crying.
She suddenly looks horrified and wraps her hands around her throat, blood dripping through her fingers. They turn, the same eyes in the balcony door. One left.
Then nothing.
That's when she was caught. Not only had she left the confines of her house, but she killed three fleshies and broke out of lock up twice, all within a few months.
He scowls to himself. Not that he'd ever admit it to anyone, not even Bob, but he'd grown rather... fond of this breather. Watching her die like that burns him up inside and if he'd know it were her, he'd have broken her out weeks ago.
"Not surprised you went vengeful, kid," He mutters, looking for a way to wake her up.
After coming up short he gets an idea. She kinda looks like Sleeping beauty or that snow white chick laying there like that, so he takes her face in his hands and plants one on her.
Her eyes flutter open and it takes her a second to realize what's happening, but when she does, she decks him.
"Yeeow! Head rush!" He shakes his head and looks down at her, "You haven't changed much."
"B..." She feels like she can't get air through her vocal cords. She sits up and tentatively touched her throat, hand recoiling at the feel of exposed muscles.
"Yeah, you're probably not gonna get much out with that gash. We should probably think about getting that patched up."
She looks like she wants to ask him a million things but he doesn't have time for charades.
"Look, I know you got questions, but first I need you to help me, yeah?" He only gets an unimpressed look, "Knew I could count on you Rosie! Now just keep my ex wife from killing me long enough to get married and I'll do whatever you want, deal?"
She doesn't have much choice in the matter so she just nods.
"That's my girl."
He grabs her hand, pulls her out into the hall, and they run down various hallways until they all but crash into two cops.
When they make a move to grab the two convicts, Beetlejuice steps forward like he's about to talk them down, but he freezes when Lil's eyes flash bright blue.
She's panicking, she won't let them put her back in that unconscious he'll.
The air around her goes cold and her hair starts to float.
Metal from the piping tears through the wall and collects in her hand, melting and reforming into a straight razor. Blood starts to trickle and pour from the wound in her throat, collecting in a swirling pool at her feet.
"Ah shit," He turns back to the cops, "I'd hightail it if I were you, this is about to get messy."
Before they even get the chance the blood lashes out, spreading across their bodies, and hardening like a shell.
She strides past them, waving him to follow, and he hurries after her, speeding up when he hears muffled shouting from inside the red blobs.
She's going to kill him.
He's caught the glare she's giving him a few times. It's his own fault, he should know better than to make her dance in his little dream sequence.
He fucks up again when Jackson and the rest crash the wedding.
Ro goes into another panic, even after he freezes them, and instead of letting her coat the place in gore and cause a scene, he freezes her too.
Then old Delores shows up and thankfully those Deetz's are quick to summon a sandworm, so at least that problem gets solved.
He scrambles for a new idea when his contract goes poof, and when Lydia tries to banish him he unfreezes her.
He's surprised that actually works and she steps between them and shakes her hands to get her to stop.
"Who even is this?"
"This is Rosie," Beej wraps his arm around her shoulders, "She kind of an old flame of mine, but that's all over, no need to be jealous babe- ugh!"
Ro elbows him in the gut and covers the gash in her throat with her hand.
"I need him," She rasps, "He owes me."babies?
Before Lydia can respond a blood seeps from Ro's wound, swirling around both her and the demon in a glistening vortex and when it dies down, the two of them are in the morgue of a hospital.
That's how they find themselves in this position, with her laying on a metal table with him above her, trying to sew up the neck.
It's strangely intimate, with his fingers somewhat gentle on her skin despite the sting of the needle being pulled through her skin.
"Hm," He pulls back and gives her a lopsided grin, "Not bad if I do say so myself."
He pulls a mirror out of his sleeve to show her as she sits up.
"So... what'd'ya think?"
"Really?" She looks up at him unamused. The sutures across her throat spelling out his name.
"I thought I did a good job."
"Well, at least you didn't butcher me," She swings her legs over the side of the table, tugging him over by his tie and kissing his cheek, "Thanks B."
He'd blush if he could and shrugs, "No biggie."
He coughs awkwardly at her cheeky smile.
"Anyways, what exactly do I owe you for playing bodyguard?"
Her expression gets dire and her eyes flicker slightly, "I need you to get me close to my uncle. They made it so I can't get near him on my own."
"Your uncle?" His brow furrows in seriousness, mock or real she's not sure, "He the one that off'd ya?"
She glares at him and points to her stitches, "He did this while my aunt and cousins watched... now he's the only one left."
"This one of those saving the most responsible for last to freak 'em out type things?"
Her lips quirk into a small yet sinister smirk, "I take it you approve?"
He holds out his arm to her, "What're we waiting for?"
They're suddenly standing outside an all night a dive bar out in the middle of no where.
It's pouring out, rain soaking through their clothes.
"Here we are."
"He's in there," She breathes, "I can feel his fucking heart beating."
He opens the door and motions her to go in, "After you, sweetcheeks."
As soon as she steps inside she sees him. He's sitting at the bar hand shaking as he tries to down his drink.
"Found you..." Her voice echoes softly around him in a sing-song manner and he slams his glass down.
Wind whips around the near empty bar and his stool spins around to face her.
Her head cocks slightly to the side as he fumble with a gun. She chuckles when he fires half a clip into her chest.
"Nice try," Blood begins to weep from between her stitches, puddling on the floor. The puddle trickles toward him and dripping up, and wrapping around his feet. She flickers and reappears in front of him, "But you only get to kill me once."
Beetlejuice watches with wide, intrigued eyes as she flashes behind the man, shoves him down on his knees, yanks him back by the hair, and slits his throat. She does it slowly. Deep and painful.
She grins darkly when he falls forward, standing over him while he chokes on his own blood.
"Holy shit..." He has to readjust his pants at the sight.
Once she's sure he's really dead, she looks up at him, and he jumps slightly when she's suddenly just a few inches from him.
"Thank you," She says softly.
That catches him off guard, "Y-yeah."
"So now what?"
Now what, indeed. She can't exactly go back to the Netherworld, not after killing another fleshie. Unless...
"Sign this," He conjures a contract and shoves it in her face.
"What is this?"
"It's your standard work agreement," He hurriedly explains, "It basically keeps you from being taken into custody for acts done under my employment."
She eyes him warily before glancing over it and she pauses, a small smile creeping onto her face.
"What?"
"You like me."
He chokes on his own snarky remark, "I- that's- Lyd's an I are just goin through a rough patch, you're just my side piece, but I'd hate to see a rack like that get locked up again."
"Yeah, whatever," She smirks, dipping the quil from his other hand in the blood from her wound and signing the paper, "I can't wait to report your ass to HR."
#beetlejuice x oc#Beetlejuice x s/i#prisma self ships#Graveyard flowers#beetlejuice 2 spoilers#self ship story#prisma writes
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Alright! I was at work this morning (not necessarily working because how could I with all the excitement??), so here is the deep dive no one asked for.
This is extremely long because I posted the summaries but if you want to know my thoughts on each movie/program, join me under the cut! This is just for Hallmark Channel. Another post coming for Mystery and Hallmark+ later on.
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đ âTwas the Date Before Christmas Premiere Date: Friday, Oct. 18 at 8/7c Cast: Robert Buckley, Amy Groening Premise: To prevent her family from canceling the âChamberlain Family Christmas Olympics,â Jessie (Groening) lies and says sheâs inviting a date to the long-standing holiday tradition. She meets Bryan (Buckley) on a dating app, and he agrees to spend the holiday with her and her family. As Jessie and Bryan engage in eccentric activities like the search for the Christmas tree star, gift wrapping contest and snowball fight, they start to develop real feelings for each other. Soon her family begins to catch on to their secret and Bryan suspects she may be hiding the real reason for her unusual Christmas date request. As the celebrations continue, Jessie must work to keep all her stories straight and save her date with Bryan.
I love this pairing! It's so great to see Amy as a lead. She was so fun in The Santa Summit last year. This sounds like a fun one and a great way to kick off the festivities. What is she hiding???
đ Holiday Crashers Premiere Date: Saturday, Oct. 19 at 8/7c Cast: Lyndsy Fonseca, Daniella Monet, Chris McNally, Jag Bal Premise: Best friends Toni (Fonseca) and Bri (Monet) have worked at the same card shop for more years than they should as both struggle to find their true lifeâs path. This holiday season, Toni and Bri decide to shake up their humdrum world by creating new identities to crash the amazing Christmas parties from the shopâs confidential invitations. All harmless fun! Until Toni gets mistaken for a lawyer, which isnât too far off the mark since she did finish law school⌠just never completed the bar exam. Toni and Bri are then whisked away to a fancy corporate Christmas retreat in the snowy Vermont mountains by handsome business mogul, Justin (McNally), whose crush on Toni is real even if her legal career isnât. And Bri is along for the ride as she has eyes for Vinny (Bal), a valet who may have a secret of his own. Can a distraction help Bri find what path in life sheâs supposed to follow? Will Toni end up with the guy of her dreams or in a blizzard of trouble? This fun Christmas crashing romp will either end in disaster or two happily-ever-afters!
This sounds like a wild ride and I'm here for all the shenanigans! Great cast. It's nice to see Daniella acting again.
đ Scouting for Christmas Premiere Date: Sunday, Oct. 20 at 8/7c Cast: Tamera Mowry-Housley, Carlo Marks, Marci T. House Premise: Angela (Mowry-Housley) has been a busy realtor since her amicable divorce a couple of years ago to Dakota (James Paladino, Lucky Hank), a paleontologist whose adventures kept him anywhere but home. Now, she is a devoted if often harried, single mom to a smart and loving 10-year-old girl, Brooklyn (Audrey Wise Alvarez, The Good Doctor). Angelaâs busy schedule makes it hard for her to find time for much of anything â or anyone â else. As it is, she can barely get Brooklyn to her scout meetings on time, much to the disapproval of the other mothers. When Brooklyn gets the idea to have William (Marks), the owner of her favorite bakery, cater her scout troopâs posh annual holiday event, she asks Angela to work with him on pitching the idea to the moms in charge. Despite sensing that her daughter might be trying to play cupid, she agrees to help and finds herself enjoying time with him, but is reluctant to open her heart and life to someone new. When Dakota returns, missing her, Angela must decide what is best for her daughter and best for her heart.
The daughter is sweet mute orphan Millie from WCTH! The one who was obsessed with Henry (same girl same). Love her. Anyway. Carlo is one of my faves. He's just so cute! This sounds like there will be some drama with the ex and that's fun. Throuple?
đ Operation Nutcracker (Previously on Hallmark Movies Now) Premiere Date: Friday, Oct. 25 at 8/7c Cast: Ashley Newbrough, Christopher Russell Premise: When an antique nutcracker set to be auctioned at the Warby family Christmas charity goes missing, a demanding event planner (Newbrough) and the heir to the Warby dynasty (Russell) try to track it down.
I've already seen this and it surprised me. I don't necessarily care for either actor but it was actually really enjoyable.
đ The Christmas Charade Premiere Date: Saturday, Oct. 26 at 8/7c Cast: Rachel Skarsten, Corey Sevier Premise: Whitney (Skarsten), a cautious librarian raised by home security experts, finds herself in a real-life adventure when a blind date mix-up leads her into an undercover FBI operation. Forced to pose as the girlfriend of Special Agent Josh (Sevier), she helps him track down an art thief targeting the Saint Nicholas Ruby at a Christmas Eve charity ball. As the stakes rise, Whitney must embrace her inner action hero to save the dayâand her familyâjust in time for Christmas.
This sounds incredible. Sort of reminiscent of The Royal Nanny but that's a good thing because that was so different and fun. I'm here for more Christmas action movies. I like this pairing a lot too.
đ The 5-Year Christmas Party Premiere Date: Sunday, Oct. 27 at 8/7c Cast: Katie Findlay, Jordan Fisher Premise: Over five years, Alice (Findlay) and her old theater school rival, Max (Fisher), reunite each holiday season to work at a Chicago catering companyâs Christmas parties. While their undeniable chemistry grows, the timing is never right for romance â until the companyâs final season pushes them to confront their true feelings. As they say goodbye to the job that brought them together, they might finally find love in the most unexpected way.
Sounds cute! I like when we get to see a couple through time.
đ A Carol for Two Premiere Date: Friday, Nov. 1 at 8/7c Cast: Ginna Claire Mason, Jordan Litz, Charlotte Dâamboise Premise: After moving to New York to make it on Broadway, Violette Wagner (Mason) gets a job at Fioreâs, a legendary theater district diner, famous for its singing wait staff, who bide their time there, while awaiting that big break. Luck seems to be on her side when she gets a coveted slot, singing during Fioreâs annual Christmas Eve concert, which is attended by a whoâs who of the theatre world. But her big opportunity turns out to be a duet with Alex (Litz), who has been less than welcoming, and believes she was only given the job because the owner of Fioreâs is a family friend. Theyâre stuck with each other, though, since people have been plucked out of that show and put right on Broadway. As they rehearse together, Alexâs cousin, Brad, takes an interest in Violette, and they begin dating but, unbeknownst to her, Alex has been feeding Brad information about her, Cyrano-style, to win her over. However, when Alex begins developing feelings for her as well, a love triangle ensues, and things come to a head when their deception is uncovered, which, in turn, threatens Violette and Alexâs big opportunity.
Well this sounds messy! I love mess! Great casting for Broadway fans.
đ Our Holiday Story Premiere Date: Saturday, Nov. 2 at 8/7c Cast: Nikki DeLoach, Warren Christie Premise: As Dave (Christie) and Nell (DeLoach) recount their love story to their daughterâs boyfriend Chris, we follow them through one special Christmas where fate routinely brought them together â and kept them apart. But as Dave and Nell tried to find one another, they were oblivious to the fact that they were work nemeses paired together to throw a Christmas festival for their town. Meanwhile in the present, Chris struggles with relationship issues of his own as he attempts to say âI love youâ for the first time to his girlfriend Jo. As our two couples and storylines intersect, lessons are taught and learned about communication, honesty and the capacity for change â in ourselves and in others.
I'm confused by this summary. How were they oblivious that they were working together and didn't like each other? Are we getting young versions of Dave and Nell? Why the boyfriend and not the daughter? Overall just a big HUH? from me. It's Nikki and Warren so I feel like it'll be good but I simply just do not get what this movie is about.
đ Holiday Mismatch Premiere Date: Sunday, Nov. 3 at 8/7c Cast: Caroline Rhea, Beth Broderick Premise: Sabrina, the Teenage Witch reunion! When free-spirited Kath (Rhea) and uptight Barbara (Broderick) clash at a Christmas committee meeting, theyâre shocked to discover theyâve accidentally set up their adult children via a dating app. Determined to stop the romance, the two mothers team up, only to realize they have more in common than they thought. As their kidsâ love blossoms, so does an unexpected friendship between their meddling moms, bringing both families together for a festive Christmas.
So excited to see Hilda and Zelda back together. This sounds like so much fun. I love that we're getting romance and friendship in a lot of movies this year. I need to know who the children are played by.
đ Trivia at St. Nickâs Premiere Date: Friday, Nov. 8 at 8/7c Cast: Tammin Sursok, Brant Daugherty Premise: Pretty Little Liars reunion! When students all flee an elite university in Vermont for winter break, the locals and faculty hunker down for their favorite time of year â the annual Christmas Bar Trivia Tournament! For Celeste (Sursok), a Type-A astronomy professor, this event combines the magic of Christmas with her greatest comfort in life: knowing the right answer. But when her colleague drops out of the tournament to do a month-long lecture tour in Asia, Celesteâs team must adopt Max (Daugherty), the football teamâs new offensive coordinator. To Celeste, Max seems like nothing more than a grown-up class clown â though he brings an undeniable knowledge of sports trivia (a category their team has always fallen short in). Initial clashes between the two eventually turn into mutual appreciation as the team enjoys scavenger hunts on campus, decorating the international house with Christmas lights, baking Christmas cookies, and advancing toward the championship trivia game. Celeste canât help but delight in Maxâs infectious enthusiasm, love for all things Christmas and perhaps most importantly, his comfort with the unknown. And after a romantic wintery night at the campus observatory with Max, Celeste starts to wonder if being open to lifeâs surprises is more important than knowing the answer to everything.
Another fun reunion. This sounds cute.
đ Santa Tell Me Premiere Date: Saturday, Nov. 9 at 8/7c Cast: Erin Krakow, Daniel Lissing, Benjamin Ayres, Christopher Russell, Kurt Szarka Premise: When Calls the Heart reunion! When Olivia (Krakow), a successful interior designer, finds an old letter from Santa promising sheâll meet the love of her life by Christmas Eveâand that his name will be Nickâsheâs stunned to meet not one, but three guys named Nick (Ayres, Russell, Szarka). As she navigates these holiday romances, Olivia also finds herself drawn to her charming co-worker, Chris (Lissing), throwing her magical Christmas quest into question. With the clock ticking toward Christmas Eve, Olivia embarks on a heartwarming and humorous journey to uncover her true soulmate.
This is one reunion I actively dislike. Daniel Lissing, the quitter. But honestly bless him for not having the ability to be a lead in a show so that we could get Kevin McGarry. Obviously a huge upgrade. I hope she makes out with all of these guys. I definitely didn't expect this movie to have so many men when it was first announced so that was a pleasant surprise.
đ âTis the Season to Be Irish Premiere Date: Sunday, Nov. 10 at 8/7c Cast: Fiona Gubelmann, Eoin Macken Premise: Rose (Gubelmann), a nomadic house flipper, heads to Ireland to renovate and sell a cottage, but her plans are upended when she meets Sean (Macken), a local realtor determined to preserve his townâs heritage. As she works on the cottage and embraces Irish Christmas traditions, Rose finds herself falling for Sean and questioning her fear of settling down. Together, they must confront their pasts and discover if love is worth taking root.
This summary doesn't really give me any feels but I'm sure the movie will be pretty and Eoin is a hunk. It'll be nice to be transported to Ireland at Christmas.
đ Christmas With the Singhs Premiere Date: Friday, Nov. 15 at 8/7c Cast: Anuja Joshi, Ben Hollingsworth Premise: For Asha Singh (Joshi), Christmas is the most important time of the year. But when sheâs stuck working at the hospital during the holidays, she wishes for some much-needed Christmas magic. Enter Jake (Hollingsworth), her former high school classmate, who unexpectedly reappears in her life. After a magical year together, Jake proposes. But their first Christmas as an engaged couple isnât exactly the fairytale they imagined. When they head home for the holidays, they quickly discover their picture-perfect romance is about to get a serious reality check: their families couldnât be more different! Juggling various holiday traditions, big personalities, cultural differences and complicated family dynamics proves to be a challenge as Asha and Jake have to learn if they can bridge their two families and survive a Christmas with the Singhs.
I really like this premise. It's nice to see different kinds of families and cultures represented on Hallmark. It's shocking, but Christmas isn't just for white people.
đ Jingle Bell Run Premiere Date: Saturday, Nov. 16 at 8/7c Cast: Ashley Williams, Andrew Walker Premise: Avery (Williams) is an unadventurous schoolteacher whose sister secretly signs her up for The Great Holiday Dash, a Christmas-themed reality competition show where sheâs paired with former hockey player Wes (Walker). Despite clashing at first, Averyâs puzzle-solving skills and Wesâ physical prowess help them excel as they travel from city to city and compete in festive feats that have a local flavor. Itâs not long before a real connection between these opposites begins to blossom. But when Avery overhears a conversation between Wes and a show producer it threatens to derail their budding romance. Keeping their eyes on the prize, the duo continues to dash to the finish line but there may be a more personal adventure for them still in store.
This sounds like a blast. I think they're a good pairing.
đ Confessions of a Christmas Letter Premiere Date: Sunday, Nov. 17 at 8/7c Cast: Angela Kinsey, Alec Santos Premise: Settie Rose (Kinsey), a quirky family matriarch, enters her townâs annual holiday letter-writing contest but needs help, so she hires struggling novelist Juan (Santos) to craft the perfect letter. When a mix- up leads to the rumor that Juan is engaged to Settieâs daughter Lily (Lillian Doucet- Roche, The Cases of Mystery Lane: Death is Listening), the whole family scrambles to keep up the charade. As Juan bonds with the Roses and overcomes his writerâs block, Settie learns that embracing her imperfect family is what truly makes her story special. Features a cameo appearance by Brian Baumgartner (The Office).
If Juan isn't gay I'm gonna riot. Happy to see Angela in a movie with a bonus reunion too. Seriously though. He better be gay. Where are the gays???
đ Christmas on Call Premiere Date: Friday, Nov. 22 at 8/7c Cast: Sara Canning, SerâDarius Blain Premise: In the lead-up to Christmas, emergency room doctor Hannah Michaels (Canning) juggles her demanding job and a budding romance with EMT Wes Sullivan (Blain) in Philadelphia. They spend time together as Wes helps her become more acquainted with the sights, sounds and tastes of Philadelphia, itâs clear that theyâre starting to fall for each other. As the local First Responders balance duty with holiday celebrations, they come together to face challenges, support each other and find moments of joy. Features a cameo appearance by Donna Kelce.
This sounds really nice and it's fun that they gave Donna the opportunity to be in this one too for fairness sake.
đ Three Wiser Men and a Boy Premiere Date: Saturday, Nov. 23 at 8/7c Cast: Paul Campbell, Tyler Hynes, Andrew Walker, Margaret Colin Premise: The story begins five years later with the Brenner brothers preparing for another memorable Christmas. In a crazy turn of events, possibly brought on accidently by the brothers themselves, the director of Lukeâs (Walker) son Thomasâ (Miles Marthaller, Round and Round) school holiday musical steps down. Luke is desperate to make his sonâs stage dreams come true, so he enlists the help of his brothers Taylor (Hynes) and Stephan (Campbell). Meanwhile, the trio navigates meeting their mom Barbaraâs (Colin) new boyfriend and the brothers grapple with their own feelings about this relationship. In true Brenner brother fashion, they are all in for a Christmas they will never forget.
Ok but what about the girlfriends?? Where are they? There's a lot of pressure on this one to be great so hopefully they can deliver.
đ To Have and To Holiday Premiere Date: Sunday, Nov. 24 at 8/7c Cast: Madeleine Arthur, Robert Bazzocchi, Eric Close Premise: When Celeste (Arthur) gets engaged to Jason (Bazzocchi) after just a few months of dating, her father and the coupleâs would be officiant, Pastor Mark (Close), insists on putting them through a pre- wedding âbootcampâ filled with Christmas-themed challenges. As the couple grows stronger through the festive activities, Celeste considers following her dreams in the fashion industry. Meanwhile, Pastor Mark learns to trust his daughterâs choices, leading to a heartwarming holiday season for the whole family.
Love to see the ghost from 3 Bed get to be a lead. She was lovely in that movie.
đ Debbie Macomberâs Joyful Mrs. Miracle Premiere Date: Thursday, Nov. 28 at 8/7c Cast: Rachel Boston, Pascal Lamothe-Kipnes, Tanner Novlan, Matthew James Dowden, Max Lloyd-Jones Premise: Three adult siblings (Lamothe-Kipnes, Dowden, Lloyd-Jones) return to their childhood home at Christmas to honor their late grandmotherâs wishes and try to agree on new leadership for the familyâs company. Enter Annie Merkel (Boston) â also known as Mrs. Miracle â who poses as an estate planner and uses her special brand of Christmas magic to help the family find common ground and rekindle their bonds. As the siblings try to sort things out, Charlotte (Lamothe-Kipnes) also finds herself reconnecting with Austin (Novlan), the manorâs caretaker and her first love.
I'm gonna need one (or both) of the brothers to be gay, thanks.
đ A â90s Christmas Premiere Date: Friday, Nov. 29 at 6/5c Cast: Eva Bourne, Chandler Massey, Katherine Barrell Premise: Workaholic lawyer Lucy Miller (Bourne) is celebrating her promotion alone on Christmas Eve when a mysterious rideshare experience transports her back to 1999. Reliving the holiday with her mom, sister and best friend â not to mention her high school crush â Lucy gets a second chance to understand where her relationships went wrong. Will this magical journey help her rewrite her future or leave her destined to be alone?
Did her Uber driver drug her? Also, how were they high schoolers in 1999? Kat and Chandler were both born in 1990. Maybe it's just weird phrasing? Concept seems fun I guess.
đ Deck the Walls Premiere Date: Friday, Nov. 29 at 8/7c Cast: Ashley Greene, Wes Brown, Danny Pellegrino Premise: Rose (Greene) is a Chicago-based interior designer, whose brother Sal (Pellegrino) is responsible for a Christmas Charity House Flip back in their suburban Ohio hometown. When a budget crisis puts this important project in danger, Rose reluctantly returns during the holidays to try to save the day. Not ready to face the ghosts of her past, Roseâs plan is to get in, get it done, and get out ASAP. But before she knows it, she is face-to-face with Brysen (Brown), her brotherâs best friend, contractor and who just so happens to be the bane of Roseâs youth. With the help of friends and family, and buoyed by the season of giving, the trio figures out a way to work together for this worthy cause. As Rose works, she discovers unexpected love and deeper purpose along the way.
Oooh we love a brother's best friend enemy to lovers romance!
đ Believe in Christmas Premiere Date: Saturday, Nov. 30 at 6/5c Cast: Meghan Ory, John Reardon Premise: When Beatrice (Ory) reluctantly joins her best friend on a trip to the enchanting Christmasland, sheâs skeptical of the holiday magic surrounding them. But as she experiences festive traditions and meets a charming stranger named Ethan (Reardon), she begins to question whatâs real and whatâs part of the experience. In the end, Christmasland helps Beatrice rediscover hope, love, and the magic of new beginnings.
Very cute that these two get to do a movie together and it sounds intriguing.
đ Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story Premiere Date: Saturday, Nov. 30 at 8/7c Cast: Hunter King, Tyler Hynes, Ed Begley Jr., Richard Riehle, Diedrich Bader, Christine Ebersole, Megyn Price Premise: Alana Higman (King) is sure that her familyâs lifelong history as Kansas City Chiefs superfans makes them a frontrunner to win the teamâs âFan of the Yearâ contest. Derrick (Hynes), Director of Fan Engagement, is tasked with evaluating how Alana and her family stack up against the other two finalists. As the pair spends time together, itâs clear thereâs a spark between them but when her grandfatherâs (Begley Jr.) vintage Chiefs good-luck winter hat goes missing, Alana begins to doubt everything she believed about fate, destiny and even questions her future with Derrick â unless, that is, a little Christmas magic can throw a Hail Mary. Features cameos by Kansas City Chiefs Head Coach Andy Reid, Chiefs Players Trey Smith, Mecole Hardman Jr., Clyde Edwards-Helaire and George Karlaftis, Donna Kelce, and Jenna Bush Hager.
There's so much hype for this one so it better be worth it.
đ The Finnish Line Premiere Date: Sunday, Dec. 1 at 6/5c Cast: Kim Matula, Beau Mirchoff, Nichole Sakura Premise: Inspired by her fatherâs acclaimed legacy in dog sled racing, Anya (Matula) decides to follow in his footsteps. After his passing, she heads to Finland to participate in the 40th annual Joulurauha race, her fatherâs final race where he fell short of the victory. Following an injury to her lead dog during the qualifying race, Anya finds herself partnered with a new canine companion owned by journalist and former racer Cole, (Mirchoff) who aims to pen a story about her journey. Struggling to build trust with her new dog and facing her fatherâs rival, Monty, (PĂĄll SigÞór PĂĄlsson, Mr. Murphy) Anya must navigate many challenges as she strives to win the race.
Really looking forward to this one! Fun, different plot and punny title too. I also really like the leads.
đ The Christmas Quest Premiere Date: Sunday, Dec. 1 at 8/7c Cast: Lacey Chabert, Kristoffer Polaha Premise: An archeologist (Chabert) and her ex-husband (Polaha), an expert in ancient Norse languages, are sent to Iceland at Christmastime to search for the legendary treasure of the Yule Lads. When others join in the hunt, the pair find themselves swept into a thrilling adventure as they race to keep it from falling into the wrong hands.
It'll be great to see these two together for the first time and I love that it's an adventure. We need more of those.
đ Private Princess Christmas Premiere Date: Friday, Dec. 6 at 8/7c Cast: Ali Skovbye, Derek Klena, Erica Durance Premise: Vi (Skovbye), better known as Princess Violet of Wingravia, adores the privileges of being a royal, if none of the responsibilities. After being disappointed by Vi one time too many, the Queen (Durance) decides to test her daughterâs mettle once and for all and issues an ultimatum: Vi must pass a vigorous leadership boot camp in Colorado or lose the throne to her uncle. At boot camp, Vi and her fellow cadets are put through a rigorous grind under the uncompromising supervision of Captain Ryan Douglas (Klena).
I'm not sure what a leadership boot camp is. Zoom meetings? Telling people they won't be getting a bonus? Concept sounds fun though and the romance maybe a little forbidden which I'm into.
đ Sugarplummed Premiere Date: Saturday, Dec. 7 at 8/7c Cast: Maggie Lawson, Janel Parrish Premise: Emily (Lawson) has always dreamed of creating the perfect Christmas, meticulously planning every detail year after year, only to feel like sheâs falling short. Hoping to bring her family closer together, she makes a wish for a holiday as picture-perfect as the ones she sees in a made-for-TV holiday movie. To her shock, Sugarplum (Parrish), the filmâs relentlessly optimistic main character, magically steps off the screen to make Emilyâs wish come true â whether sheâs ready for it or not. As Sugarplum applies her movie-world rules to real life, Emily gets caught up in the possibility of finally achieving the flawless family Christmas. But when Sugarplumâs magical fixes start to backfire one by one, Emily begins to question what an ideal holiday really is. With time running out, Emily and Sugarplum find themselves on a heartwarming adventure â one that might just amount to an entirely different kind of Christmastime perfection.
I think this one will be a lot of fun and really unique which is nice. Very curious to see how it all comes together.
đ Leahâs Perfect Gift Premiere Date: Sunday, Dec. 8 at 8/7c Cast: Emily Arlook, Evan Roderick, Barbara Niven Premise: Leah Meyer (Arlook) is a bonafide lover of Christmas â the trees, the ornaments, the eggnog! But she has always admired the holiday from afar because sheâs Jewish. Though her family celebrates Hanukkah, Leah has longed to experience a traditional Christmas. When her boyfriend Graham (Roderick) invites her to spend the holidays with his classic Connecticut family, she eagerly accepts. Excited to dive into the quintessential Christmas sheâs always dreamed of, Leah quickly discovers that fitting in with Grahamâs uptight family and his not-so-welcoming mom (Niven) is easier said than done. As holiday traditions clash and awkward moments pile up, it is not quite the cozy Christmas that she expected.
A mean mom is a really fun twist. I like the concept. Not familiar with Emily so it'll be nice to have a new face.
đ Hanukkah on the Rocks Premiere Date: Friday, Dec. 13 at 8/7c Cast: Stacey Farber, Daren Kagasoff, Marc Summers Premise: One week before Hanukkah, corporate lawyer Tory (Farber) finds herself unexpectedly unemployed and questioning the career sheâs dedicated years to. As she helps her Bubby prepare for the holiday, she embarks on a quest across Chicago to find the last box of coveted Hanukkah candles. Her search leads her to Rockyâs, an Old Town bar, where she encounters Jay (Kagasoff), a charming doctor from Florida, his grandfather Sam (Summers) and a cast of quirky regulars who make her rethink everything. Torn between keeping her job loss a secret and embracing a newfound sense of belonging, Tory ends up bartending at Rockyâs, transforming it into the vibrant âHanukkah on the Rocksâ celebration. Through festive food, drinks, and games, she revitalizes the bar, bonds with Jay, and finds the courage to pursue her true calling. As Tory navigates the holiday, she learns that sometimes a detour can lead you exactly where youâre meant to be, lighting the way to a future filled with joy, romance, and self-discovery.
Could be fun. Haven't seen Daren around in a while so that's cool.
đ The Santa Class Premiere Date: Saturday, Dec. 14 at 8/7c Cast: Kimberley Sustad, Benjamin Ayres Premise: Kate North (Sustad) finds herself reluctantly taking over her fatherâs once acclaimed and now struggling Santa School. In the weeks leading up to Christmas and the schoolâs next session, Kate and her new co-worker Dan (Ayres) discover who they believe to be the real Santa Claus, lost and without his memories after his sled steered off course and crashed near the school. They decide to help him remember who he is by inviting him to participate in the intense Santa training program. Thereâs a lot at stake this year with Kateâs school needs to best the rival St. Nicholas School or be forced to close their doors, and Nick (Santa Claus) needs to remember who he is, or the fate of Christmas might be at stake.
Bonkers but ok! I always love Kim.
đ Following Yonder Star Premiere Date: Sunday, Dec. 15 at 8/7c Cast: Brooke DâOrsay, John Brotherton Premise: Abby Marshall (DâOrsay), once celebrated for her role as an inspirational mother on TV, is finding her real life in shambles after dealing with a scandal. She retreats to a luxury Vermont resort for Christmas only to find herself without a room due to a booking mishap. All the local hotels are booked up due to a rare astronomical event â a beautiful star said to mirror the Star of Bethlehem will appear on Christmas Eve. Thankfully, Abby finds a room at a quaint B&B, owned by Tom Maguire (Brotherton), who is also a high school astronomy teacher. Since his wifeâs passing, Tom has taken on a lot of extra responsibilities, including running the inn and directing the local churchâs Christmas pageant. Empathizing with Tom, Abby offers to help with the pageant and various activities around the inn and finds herself enjoying both the projects and Tomâs company. Through newfound community, family and love, Abby discovers that hope sometimes comes in the most unexpected ways.
This sounds sweet.
đ Happy Howlidays Premiere Date: Saturday, Dec. 21 at 8/7c Cast: Jessica Lowndes (Major Crimes), opposite the to-be-announced winner of Finding Mr. Christmas Premise: Mia (Lowndes), a meticulous webpage editor for the Seattle Tourism Board, finds herself unexpectedly navigating the holidays alone. As the only one working, sheâs drawn into an unusual encounter when she encounters a stray dog. Unsure how to handle the situation, she crosses paths with Max (Winner of Finding Mr. Christmas), a dog shelter owner. Mia agrees to let Maxâs ailing dog find solace with her newfound companion, in exchange for Max showing her the hidden gems of Seattle. Through their journey together, they both step out of their comfort zones, discovering new perspectives and forming a meaningful connection.
Sure. I guess it'll be fun to watch Finding Mr. Christmas and then get to watch him in action.
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Hellooo! May i ask your help for something rather silly? Hahahaha. The thing is that i have just finished my internship at a hospital, i was there for a full year, barely existing at all and without seeing my family nor friends, but now i'm a doctor yay. And before that, BL helped me so much with my mental health because it was so light and helped me clear my mind, but since july 2023, when i entered the hospital, i lost total connection with it and i wanted to see if you could tell me what happenned ever since hahahaha, what were your favorite series since then? was there some groundbreaking series like "I told the sunset about you" or "180 grades of solitude passes between us"? What happenned with GMMTV and their actors? like i used to know everyone on the agenda, and now i see that the 2025 pilots are on and i feel lost I used to have full knowledge of your schedules and the shows on air (thanks to you, also. You were my main source of recs) but now i don't know where to start. If you can help me it would mean the world to me :))
Hi anon!! Of course, I'd love to help. This message made me super happy :)
If this was your source of recs then it means the blog is working as it should. So it'll be a pleasure to help you â¤
First things first, welcome back! And congrats on becoming a doctor!
BL recs from July 2023 to now
A lot of things have happened. There's so much BL out there that you'll have to pick and choose what to see. So I'll give you my favorites and I'll highlight some that have gained attention and praise
BL-recs-and-reviews picks
Laws of Attraction
You might recognize them from the bl lakorn Khun Chai. They had a very nice comeback with this legal adventure (or however you wanna call it) show. It has a righteous mourning uncle, an unhinged and shameless lawyer and a very nice grandma. Nice side couple too. A crazy lawyer works together with a righteous man to get justice for the killing of the righetous man's niece.
Be My Favorite
You might already know this one. We were all pleasently surprised by Krist's BL comeback. A great show overall. It was one of the interesting ones that stood it's ground until the end from GMMtv. A man gets a time traveling decive and ends up getting a partner.
Taikan Yohou/My Personal Weatherman
One of my favorites of 2023. To this day I'm still obessing over them. A Must Watch. Japanese BL with BDSM dynamics between the leads. Great and amazing overall. If you don't know what to start with, start with this one! A porn manga artist cohabitates with a weatherman. He takes care of the house chores in exchange for not paying rent. And they have sex whenever it's sunny outside.
I Feel You Linger In The Air
This one has become a classic. It's historical, it has angst and it makes you feel things all the way through. An architect gets thrown into the past and falls for an aristocrat. Time travel and reincarnation stuff is happening.
Love in Translation
The first series that gave us the amazing pair that is DaouOffroad. Lakorn vibes with some iconic NC scenes. A chinese immigrant needs a Thai patner to open his conveniece shop, but they don't really like each other. Shenanigans ensue.
Kimi to Nara Koi wo Shite mo ii / If it's with you (aka NaraKoi)
A nice and warm Japanese mini series. These two are the sweetest and cutest babies. They deserve everything. It's once again Japan doing its thing. Teenager love in a very fluffy way. A young gay boy moves to his grandmother's house and gives a chance to love when he meets the nicest local boy.
Utsukushii Kare Eternal - The Movie
If you're a fan of UtsuKare, know that the movie was released for international audiences. It was a great watch and a nice ending for this series.
7 Days Before Valentine
This one I think you might like. It's has the same director as 180 Degree Longitude Passes Through Us. Similarly not a lot of people watched it, but those who did had quite a treat. A supernatural being appears in front of our protagonist when he's heartbroken and tells him he can erase whomever he likes from this earth.
Ossan's Love Returns
Talented, Brilliant, Incredible, Amazing, Show stopping, Spectacular, Never the same, Totally unique. We LOVED this show. No need to have seen the first season to watch this one. Just about people and their relationships, and loving each other. Big BIG recommendation. Haruta and Maki have trouble adjusting to living together as a couple and end up getting a helper in the house, who just happens to be Chief Kurosawa.
Love for Love's Sake
Lately Korea has been doing great things. This was tiny show that broke and healed our hearts. Pain and happiness hand in hand, with a happy ending. Very deep messages about loving oneself and others. A guy enters a game where he has to make the main character happy.
Unkown
I haven't seen it yet but everybody was loving it on tumblr. It seems to be a solid show that nails the landing. We say "thank you Taiwan". The love story between two brothers (not by blood) who struggle with their feelings for one another.
25ji Akasaka de / At 25:00 in Akasaka
Another Highlight form Japan (am I biased?). It's got 2 emotionally stupid men feeling big feelings and hiding them constantly. Misunderstandings of the good kind and a satisfactory ending. It's so good. Two actors that used to be in the same Uni are now playing lovers in a show, and decide to pretend to be lovers to get into the roles.
Century of Love
We got DaouOffroad back at it again. Giving us a great lakorn-y fantasy show. With some iconic side characters and everything one can love and get from a reincarnation love story plot. A young man's lover dies protecting him on the night they were escaping her imposed marriage, so he uses the power of a goddess to stay alive for the next 100 years vowing to find her again and fulfill their love. Or he dies. But when he finally founds her, she is now a man.
Mr Mitsuya's Planned Feeding
Another Japanese highlight. We got a great cast, great food, great characters, and a great plot. Great stuff overall. We have an age gap romance with a charming middle aged man and an earnest young man. A newbie magazine reporter gets to eat the food made by the renowned cook who's articles he's publishing. Feelings ensue.
4 Minutes
Another iconic show. It was the latest Be On Cloud project. Great production and interesting premise. The ending was a bit weak but it did give us some unforgetable scenes. Involving Bible's things. Pretty nice. A rich brat suddenly has the power to see 4 minutes into the future. There's also muder mysteries.
Happy Of The End
Japan being great again. Another one to the pile of unforgetables. This was such an amazing show. Sad hopeless people finding one another and giving each other a reason to live. A guy who sleeps around to live in his lovers's houses get beaten up by another dude and ends up deciding to follow him.
Jack & Joker
The long awaited return of YinWar. It ended recently, so you might be aware of it. Based on an MV they did a while ago they finally got to produce the series. Despite it not being perfect it was great and a fun time. Joke is a thief and cons naive Jack in his youth. Years later after getting out of prison he want to make it up to Jack, but he wants nothing from him and is now a ruthless debt collector.
Let Free The Curse of Taekwondo
The new series from the one and only Hwang Da Seul, Korea's bestest (to my star, etc). A show that had us stuck to the screen for weeks. Here we have a painful love story between two flawed people who despite their surrounding dificulties manage to find their little bubble of peace with each other.
Love In The Big City
This one is a rare thing from Korea. Based on an (almost?) autobiographic novel of the same name it shows us the love life of a gay man in Seoul, and the hardships that come with it. Pretty groundbreaking.
Other remarkable series from Thailand
Wedding Plan: a series from Mame, that has a very different vibe from her usual stuff.
La Pluie: A great show with an interesting side couple. I didn't love it all the way throught but it was a great production and has been widely discussed on tumblr. đ
Only Friends: you probably know of this one in one way or another. P'Jojo's show about messy gays. It gave a lot to talk about and everybody has different opinions on the ending. But, for me, the particular highlight was Neo's character, Boston. đ
Be Mine Superstar: If you're a fan of JaFirst, know that they did another show. It was cute but not as intense as their other stuff, with very different characters.
Naughty Babe: The long awaited story of MaxNat's couple from Cutie Pie. It was exacrly what was expected and had some iconic CGI and plot points xD
Twins: A less-known and smaller production. FrameRyan gave us great chemistry in a volleyball court with some questionable plot points. But hopefully we will see them again in something else. (also height gap)
Last Twilight: P'Aof's latest project. Looked very promising but the ending was very unsatisfactory. It did the rounds on tumblr but we were all left with a bitter taste in the mouth because of some plot choices.
The Sign: An ambitious project with fantasy and the police. Genres that require a thourough planning and might not have been totally up to the task. However, no other BL has had this type of mythological fantasy before and we got a lot of iconic characters, good and evil, and iconic butts in showers. BillyBabe are now a well know ship. A great watch too. đ
Pit Babe: The 1st live action Omegaverse! Wow, what a ride. It was a lot. The omegaverse traits were tweaked enough for it to work out. Unforgetable for many reasons. Pretty good. đ
Playboyy: This show was about sex workers and sex. And a dissappearance. I ddin't get to watch it but it was another one of those shows we won't forget for a while.
Cooking Crush: One of the 2 OffGun shows we got. It was cute and fluffy. Not my cup of tea but a lot of people seemed to like it.
Cherry Magic Thailand: The return of TaiNew. It was a great success and they managed to tell the story in a very Thai way, with some very funny scenes.
Dead Friend Forever: Be On Cloud's other project that was released. It shares a lot of its cast with 4minutes and we got a bunch of interesting pairs and actors from it. Drugs, murder and revenge. Interesting to say the least. đ
1000 Years Old: Another small production. Featuring a very nice vampire that only wants to find love and show off his umbrellas. It was very cute. Similar to IWKY in vibes.
Knock Knock Boys: Another show that made the rounds around tumblr. The couples were cute and we now love Almond and Latte. Recomended if you want nice fluffy times.
Love Sea: The show that features FortPeat (from LITA) as the main couple. It's adapted from a Mame novel so it has her usual tropes. I think it was overall liked.
The Trainee: The 2nd OffGun show we got this year. It was a great ride with a somewhat ok closure. Very nice way to learn about filming productions.
Two Worlds: Another show made by MaxNat, parallel dimensions, incurable sicknesses and gangsters. It was fun but also confusing. Had a bunch of nice parts.
I Saw You In My Dream: Small production with a bit of a supernatural plot. I haven't finished it yet but what I saw I liked.
The Hidden Moon: Another small production, that I think only one person I follow was posting about it. It has ghosts and supernatural stuff, and it seems to have been pretty great and emotional.
Monster Next Door: This show is a very traditional boys in uni type of show between an introvert and an extrovert. It gave us the pair BigPark who are now getting a second show.
Every You Every Me: Also finished recently it's a show that tells a lot of different love stories but with the same actors. Pretty interesting watch.
Other remarkable series from Japan
One room angel: A heartbreaking story of 2 people finding each other. An angel with no memories and a lowlife. It made us cry, and holds a special place in my heart. đ
I Became The Main Role in a BL: Cute, short and fun. Lots of pinning. The happy comedy version of At 25 in Akasaka
Perfect Propose: A cute show about an overworked salary man and his childhood friend who's crashing at his house. It was cute.
Cosmetic Playlover: The story between 2 make up artists and their rivalry turned love story. It had some nice moments, but isn't the best ever.
Takara's Treasure: This one also made the rounds on tumblr. Hiking, a social awkward junior in love with his cool senior. Cute overall, with some deep feelings as Japan knows how to do.
I Cannot Reach You/ Kimi ni wa Todokanai: A guy discovers his closest friend is in love with him and panics, but might also be ok with the idea. It was very cute and emotional. đ
Living with him: Two childhood friends who move in together to attend university. One has been in love since forever and the other is discovering feelings. Similar vibes to I Cannot Reach You. đ
Hidamari ga Kikoeru/I Hear the Sunspot: Had a solid start but kinda fell apart towards the end, sadly.
Other remarkable series from Korea
Sing My Crush: I haven't seen this yet, but I've seen it be praised over and over. Teens and music. It looks great. đ
Love Class s2: This one is not related to its first season, and it has a bunch of couples and a lot of iconic scenes. It is also pretty short.
Why R U Korea: I haven't seen this one yet either, and despite the low buget it seems it's pretty good.
They also have been doing a lot of reel format miniseries, and webseries like Blue Boys and Grey Shelter.
Other remarkable series from Taiwan
Kiseki: Dear to me: This was pretty talked about, the second couple ate.
First note of love: Cute, seen before faces making a comeback.
The on1y one: Made everyone insane. The ending was open, hoping for a second season. Some people were pissed.
Currently Airing
If you want a full schedule I recommend checking the website World of BL. Here are some of the series that are currently airing and that you probably have seen or will be seeing on your dash these days.
See Your Love (Taiwan) (cute and fluffy, pretty unserious)
Love in the air - Koi no Yokan (Japan) (it's a very nice remake and the second couple's story just started)
Caged Again (Thai) (they cuties of the month, animals that run human. We're having a blast)
Your Sky (Thai) (another pair of cuties, very fluff. Has a lot of people writing about it. Started recently)
The Heart Killers (Thai) (We are all OBSESSED. Do tune in, it's fun and silly. It's 10 Things I hate About You thai bl version, sort of)
Fourever You (Thai) (it has Earth and Bas)
Miseinen (Japan) (THE Japanese show right now. I am obsessed and we're all losing it every week)
Perfect 10 liners (Thai) (I don't even know why I'm watching but I'm watching, it's fun and lighthearted but will have too many episodes)
Spare Me Your Mercy (Thai) (Adapted from a Sammon novel, it's murder, euthanasia and gays. It just started and we're seated!)
Things that have happened since July 2023
I recommend checking the tag doreen's monthly bl breakdown where you will find, at the end of every post, the news of the month related to the BL industry. But here are some news I think are pertinent to recent days...
Big unforgettable stuff
The same sex marriage law passed in Thailand!
We're getting a second season of Pit Babe! And everyone is equaly curious and worried.
Minato's Laundromat Season 2 started as a very nice season until halfway through it went sideways because of an amnesia plot.
In a surprising turn of events Tul (from MaxTul who left for the US) and Mew (from TharnType) revealed they were dating and recently got engaged.
GMMTV actors stuff
JoongDunk (who I'm assuming you know of), our guys from Hidden Agenda (which was an ok show with some great scenes but a bit forgetable) have been getting a lot of traction are getting a lot of series. I am loving them in The Heart Killers.
There was a sudden transfer of most of the WabiSabi actors to GMMTV. BounPrem, Ohm and Sammy are there. GMMTV also took charge of some of their projects, like the vampire BounPrem one.
The couples in My Rommance Scammer are Ohm (form uwma) and Fluke (from My Ride), and JuniorMark (whothe side couple in Cherry Magic Th and are starring in Perfect 10 Liners.
Dangerous Romance looked promising but it got lost in itself and not even Chimon and Perth could save it. Unfortunately a disappointment. Also, Chimon is on leave for mental health issues, so now Perth is paired up with Santa (from My Only 12%). They're starring in Perfect 10 Liners (where Chimon was supposed to appear but not anymore) and have their own show for 2025: Love You Teacher.
The mains in GMMTV 2025 Head 2 Head, SeaKeen, debuted previously on Only Boo this year. And it was particularly well received, hence why they got a second show.
The main leads for Memoir of Rati are GreatInn who previously starred in Wandee Goodday. Solid start. Weak end. The highlight was the side couple with ThorFluke. Fluke is also starring in one of the stories of Mu Te Luv.
GeminiFourth, from MSP, did the Thai adaptation of My Love Mix Up Th but I think most of us dropped it halfway through.
Recently the show Kidnap ended, featuring Ohm with his new partner Leng. The show was silly and unserious but I think a lot of people dropped it. I didn't watch, but I think it had some success. They appear in GMMTV 2025's OF: Dream on and Mu Te Luv.
Singto is back in GMMtv and scheduled to have a show with Krist again called the Ex Morning.
P'New has made a bunch of show that were disappointing and for GMMTV he had made to ensemble shows: We Are and Perfect 10 Liners. Featuring a lot of couples. In We Are we had PondPhuwin, WinnySatang (from MSP, also have their own show in GMMTV2025), AouBoom, and MarcPoon. In Perfect 10 Liners we have BookForce, PerthSanta, JuniorMark and MarcPoon. Marc got paired up with Poon after the Pawin got accused of physical abuse.
We're still waiting on a lot of shows that were announce in GMMTV 2024's event, so I'm sure you can check the trailers of the ones that haven't been released yet. Or wait until we get the official trailers.
Domundi's stuff
Bed Friend was a success and we got the ship NetJames from it. Until James decided to pursue other things and Net is now with a new partner and they will appear in The Next Prince (the new ZeeNew show, with european royalty looks we're all looking forward to. Also Jimmy is back with a new partner too)
Middleman's Love and Battle of the Writers are 2 shows that starred TutorYim, who were a side couple in Cutie Pie. They've gotten pretty famous.
Other news
We were all hyped for the show Shadow, starring Singto and Fluke (from uwma). The first half was promising but iirc the second part was a little disappointing. I couldn't finish it due to Real Life interruptions.
Ohm (from uwma) starred in a show called Bake me Please, with Guide (who played a side character in I Feel You Linger in the Air) which was ok. In that show we also got to meet Poom, as the rejected second lead.
Poom was the main character of a show called My Stand In, paired with Up (from Lovely Writer) and they play the toxic love between a stunt man and a selfish rich guy.
Tunku Shower no longer exists, it became a different project. No we get our montly japanese bl throught different companies.
China dared to do Wuxia BL with Meet You At The Blossom.
Derived from the succes of Pit Babe, the side couple got they own show in This Love Doesn't Have Long Beans. It was okey.
Thailand did some more adaptations of other countries BL like Addicted Heroin Th. And a remake of Lovesick is still airing.
Ending remarks
If you made it until here, thank you for your patience. I had to do a lot of pick and chose, so I did not include any GL in this post. Just know that there is a lot of that going on too. There are a bunch of posts on tumblr with all the current and planned GLs, and I've reblogged some of them. If you're interested browse the tags #gl news or #gl stuff on my blog.
I think, despite everything, I managed to cover most of it. I'm sure there's some shows that I've missed and we might have different tastes on which shows are better or worse, so do check whatever chatches your fancy. My blurbs are very summarized so do check the pages on MDL or even the trailers if you're curious about them.
This is a lot on information so I hope it's not too overwhelming and it can help you get started on your journey back to BL .
Good luck! And enjoy!!
#snow asks#bls of 2023/2024#A lot of things have happened in 2 years huh#That's pretty crazy#I also recommend checking the projects of known fansubbers#they've been bringing us great shows#anon ask
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