#this might be very niche

[thedevilundercover]

I'm slightly insane and in the midst of a new hyper-fixation about guys on really fast bikes motogp my beloved (I've watched so many races in the past 72 hours oh my god)

HEAR ME OUT OKAY

Tim's adrenaline addicted ass *cough cough* redboard *cough cough* would love racing and I think Jack would frantically endorse him because thank God he has a normal interests

I think Bruce would be like one of the old legends and have a riding academy which Dick, Jason, and Damian are in. He would totally own a team too.

Dick is probably retired and a test rider or smth bc that man is old okay and he probably crashed a lot and fucked up his body because looking back at his robin years, that bitch was definitely really aggressive. He also had a huge beef with Slade bc fuck that old man

Jason and Tim should have the Rossi-Marquez insanity because they're absolutely perfect for it. Like I do think Jason would beef with a child because he has already done it in canon <3

[gremlin-pattie]

bitter ex-girlfriends mac and denise + miss missing you. can anybody hear me???

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The squad of all time has arrived on scene.

[lumidotexe]

niche interest

[ziggystqrdust]

drarry as swan and mercy from the warriors (1979)

horcrux hunt ff + that trope w the stray that just decides they’re part of the group now (they wanna be inaugurated)

[sallymew4]

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOURE DOING RIGHT FUCKING NOW

EVERYBODY SHUT UP IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nattikay]

rewatched my old childhood favorite Lion King 2 on the treadmill yesterday, listen Jake is sweating bullets over the Kovu/Simba conflict

[justkillingthyme]

Happy Flora Friday!

Baby’s first trick or treating

[tomaturtles]

IT'S KAWOSHIN DAY!!! As well as the last day of Kawoshin Week :') It's been such a blast, gonna miss it when it's over

Kawoshin Week Day 7: Cuddling/domestic fluff! + Sleepover and Spinoffs (again)! Based on the Campus Apocalypse sleepover chapter ☺️

[stellewriites]

i was tagged last wip wednesday by the amazing talented extraordinary price duo @pricegouge & @pricetagged but i had nada to share at the time

this week? you can have some butch fem!ghost x reader (context: simon is a he/him lesbian and reader replied to his online post looking for a new roommate),, pure raw unedited thoughts atp so it might be VERY clunky :p

you weren’t sure what you’d been expecting when you arrived and found a table near the window - what you’d been picturing riley to look like - but you’d had to school your features into something less flustered when a tall woman in a baggy hoody and a pair of work out shorts walked in and bee-lined for your corner.

as he walked your eyes glued themselves to his black workout shorts as they rose up his thighs, indecently tight, showing off the thick muscle covered in a smattering of soft, unshaven hair, light enough that it glistened in the afternoon light. as he got closer you noticed a trail of scars leading up his shins to his knees and stretch marks curving around the inside of his thighs.

you felt the need to reach out and touch when you felt the weight of his own gaze taking you in for the first time.

“riley?” you’d asked hesitantly, when you finally managed to lift your head up to face him, cheeks ablaze. beneath his hood you could see that the scars continued on his face; most prominently one ran from mid chin through his lips and up his cheek, another, smaller but thicker, ran from his hairline to two inches down his forehead slightly off centre.

you were mesmerised.

“prefer simon,” he’d corrected but nodded, his voice lighter than you’d expected but thickly accented.

he pulled down his hood with a scant look around the cafe to reveal a short cropped haircut, a little shaggy at the top. he took the seat opposite you and you sat up straight when your knees bumped accidentally. you snatched your legs back beneath your chair and clenched your thighs tightly together as the warmth of his bare skin throbbed through your jeans.

christ what was wrong with you? you had the attention of one hot, tall butch and suddenly you were a bag of nerves and fumbling all over the place. get it together.

“oh! yeah ok, cool,” you said and tried to smile normally. “simon.”

“not what you were expecting?” he asked wryly.

“uhm, no,” you admitted with an embarrassed little huff. “not exactly, don’t really know what i was expecting though to be fair.”

you felt wrong footed in front of his confidence. his legs were spread wide beneath the table, feet planted on the outside of yours and you couldn’t shake the feeling that this was less like a first meeting for a roommate and more like your ideal first date.

you looked over at the counter and tapped your leg impatiently when you couldn’t see the drinks you’d ordered. you needed to clear your head if you weren’t going to make a fool of yourself and miss out on a decent rent deal.

shout out to woolie and gouge for letting me chunter away at them and giving me ideas for this fic when i’ve gotten stuck! báir’s inspired me to get back into mood boarding too so check under the cut for a bit of fun that’s got nothing to do with the actual fic lmaoo

npt (i just want to see what everyone’s working on) : @ohlawdthebirds @gloard @syoddeye @disgustingtwitches @xxshadowbabexx @3amfanfiction @groguspicklejar @gemmahale and anyone else who wants to share!

lets be nice yeah i haven’t done this in a while and there’s noooo plot points yet to be able to base this off so we’re going vibes and pretty colours & textures only,, but it’s good practice

[alicenpai]

COME ON BOARD AND BRING ALONG ALL YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS...! stickers here in my shop until oct 17 🏴‍☠️

[ashleyloob]

weaponizing my autism to get fit

[necrotic-nephilim]

Do you have any more ideas about the dead dove vampire!dickxtim au you wrote a while ago? It's lived in my head ever since and I'd love to know more.

first of all thank you so much that's so sweet! second of all, i have SO many ideas you have no idea. that fic ate at my brain for like a month before i found the time to write it so i had plenty of ideas i didn't fully explore. i'm adding a read more just bc. that was one of my more fucked up fics so i don't want to subject anyone to a necro kink jumpscare

so one of the big ideas i've thought about with that fic is Tim dealing with the aftermath of it, right. bc he's of course going to hide it from everyone. the Batfam all just neds to hold onto the hope that they can save Dick somehow, and knowing what Dick did would kill any lingering hope that there's anything left of Dick Grayson in the walking husk that he's become. so Tim has to deal with the worst of it alone, probably not even mentioning he ran into Dick.

the fun part tho is that above everything else, Tim wouldn't be able to let go of Dick's comment about fantasizing about Tim before being a vampire. Tim knows the comment was made just to get in his head, but that doesn't stop it from working. he spends hours pouring over old footage of him and Dick training, hanging out, on patrol, anything he can find. just to like. try to find evidence of Dick's gaze lingering. it eats Tim alive not knowing one way or the other if it was a lie. if it's true, at least it makes it easier for Tim to move on from the memory of Dick. but not knowing is worse. and he never finds anything that satiates the question so like. that'd destroy Tim the most. (the real answer is that Dick genuinely didn't feel attraction to Tim before being a vampire, *but* Dick is convinced he did bc being a vampire fucked him up so badly that he's become his own unreliable narrator. so it's both true and untrue, and in the end, it doesn't matter either way bc Tim is fucked up by the thought of it and even if they "fixed" Dick by curing him, i think Dick's romantic feelings would linger in the horror of what he did.)

i'm really just. in love with Dick's feelings toward Tim in the fic. the most difficult part of the fic was figuring out how to end it, bc sure as a sexual fantasy Dick is obsessed with killing Tim, but he's also deeply in love with Tim, so it's difficult to follow through on. Dick wants to make Tim a vampire more than anything, but he is genuinely worried about how well it'd take for Tim. the fic doesn't really go into who's on Dick's side as a vampire, but i personally believe he's turned most of the Titans. probably some of his own rogues as well, i could see him turning Slade. i can't explain why, those are just the vibes.

it is important to me just how much of Dick's feelings for Tim are based in him not wanting Tim to live under Bruce's thumb. like the whole vampire brain has convinced Dick that Bruce is somehow the villain in this, and it was Bruce's control keeping Dick from being the person he wanted to be. it's a very warped reality and if i continued the fic i'd love for the second part to be from Dick's perspective just to have fun with the unreliable narrator of it.

back to the porn tho. Dick would seek TIm out again. probably in Tim's own apartment, just bc he wants to destroy every safe space Tim has. getting into Tim's head is an important part of breaking TIm down. the fear of Tim fighting back against being a vampire is one that Dick is trying to figure out how to manage and his current plan is to break Tim mentally. it's why he brings up wanting to sleep with TIm before being a vampire. he *knows* it's gonna fuck up Tim. and the more he puts these little cracks in Tim's psyche, the more he's sure he's breaking Tim down enough to be able to turn him. so going to Tim's apartment and proving that at any point, Dick can easily find Tim and fuck him. always holding the threat of killing Tim over his head. and Dick knows Tim didn't tell anyone when days pass after their first meeting and no Bat comes after him so like. Dick really just pushes the limits. i think he would brand Tim just bc he can. i also got a comment on the fic that mentioned Dick stabbing Tim and fucking the wound and i canNOT get that image out of my head either-

and the necro/snuff kink just. Dick playing the long game, so it takes maybe months of stalking Tim, going after him. sometimes he fucks Tim, sometimes he just fights and taunts him. and all the talk about killing Tim fucks with Tim's head a little bit. i think it'd be fun if it killed Tim's ability to have vanilla/normal sex with someone else, like Kon. it's hard for Tim to understand anyone being attracted to him in a way that doesn't involve him being a dead body. i don't think he develops the kink fully, but he does end up convincing himself being a corpse is the only way he's attractive bc of all the things Dick has said to him. it all plays into Dick psychologically breaking Tim.

i am a lover of fucked up/unhappy endings so. for me. the ending would be Dick following through on his plan to kill Tim and turn him. it'd take months for Dick to work up the courage bc TIm was absolutely right when he pointed out that Dick was too scared to actually follow through on his fantasy. Dick tries, multiple times. he convinces himself no less than five times that this is going to be the one. this'll be the time he really does it. but just as Tim starts to die, Dick panics. i think it's especially fun if once Dick even gives Tim CPR bc of his cold feet. so Tim does "die" for a second and has to brutally come back while Dick is buried inside of him.

but when Dick does it, his fears manifest in that Tim does *not* take being a vampire well. he's constantly trying to kill himself (in the time it takes for Dick to break Tim, Tim probably does figure out what poison can kill a vampire) and Dick ends up having to keep Tim locked up so Tim doesn't kill himself. would truly love to try to write Tim as mentally shattered as possible. part of him loves Dick, but he's fighting himself so hard he's not even sure if it's the vampire side that loves Dick or the human side. he's kept like a human pet, bc Dick is convinced he'll get Tim to accept it sooner or later. just a very fun, very fucked up sort of ending. i say this about all the fics i write but this one specifically i do *really* want to continue someday. i know exactly the direction i'd take it, and it could turn into a pretty long fic with a lot of fucked up porn, a lot of unrequited love, and an eventual mind break for Tim.

[youchangedmedestiel]

Guys, I need to know. Are you familiar with the reality show named Farmer Wants A Wife? (In French it's called L'amour est dans le pré which means Love is in the field, so it's more inclusive.)

I'm watching this right now and obviously I thought about Destiel. Hear me out.

Dean is one of the farmers' participation this year, his best friend Charlie registered him to find love. He receives a lots of letters and managed to select ten guys that he will meet in a speed dating.

They are all nice and sweet talking to him, he gets surprised and likes one that's named Crowley. He is fancy and in trading business, but willing to discover the farm life. And then there's that guy, whose letter was incredible. Dean recognized himself in it. He is impatient to meet him. His name is Castiel and he comes from a big family, where he is the only one that never followed his father's steps and chose his own path, Dean wished he had done that, so he is intrigued by Castiel.

And when he finally meets him he drowns in his eyes. He is just captivated. They don't talk much but there's no need to.

Dean chooses Castiel and Crowley to spend a few days with him at the farm and get to know each other better. There is a lot of rivalry between Crowley and Castiel, both want Dean. And they are here for him.

How Dean will manage to have two guys fighting for his attention? Is Dean really ready to open up to someone? Will he fall in love?

[transmothofaman]

i'm indecisive, help me decide what to write/edit