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Congrats, your Girlfriend has been working a lot and finally it paid off and got that promotion! Yep she got a huge pay increase and everything. She even got you a gift for being so supportive in this journey with her, yeah, Congrats!
#your boyfriend meme#boyfriend meme#but girlfriend editon#so logic dictates#your girlfriend meme#girlfriend meme#this might be stupid but screw it!#please find this entertaining this took my 1 brain cell like a week to think off
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Who is the more well-adjusted twin; Damian, or Danyal? Why, it's Damian, of course!
And I have an explanation for this! But first I wanna preface this that this is just me like, rambling about this thought I have and it's not an attack on the trope as a whole. I love the Danyal Al Ghul au which is why i'm so deeply passionate about it, because I think it has a lot of potential to be explored. It's no secret that I've mentioned before that I think Danny's psychological development tends to get overlooked and underutilized in DAG aus, and the impact that growing up in an assassin league often goes ignored. This is just me further expanding on that.
Now lets set the stage! This is specifically for Danny who is adopted by the Fentons later down in life. Lets go twin au. At 10 years old, Damian goes to the Wayne Family, Danny is adopted by the Fentons (regardless of their affiliation with the League). By 14 years old, who ends up the better adjusted, more socially aware, spiritually in-tune with themselves, sibling? Why, Damian is! Why is that?
Because he has the actual support he needs compared to Danny. And I'm not talking about good or bad parents Fentons, because either way my opinion doesn't change. Damian would end up the better off twin, because, frankly, his family knows his background. They know he grew up in the League, they know what the League's teachings are, and they know he's a born and raised assassin. Knowing this, they can then help tackle and dismantle the teachings and lessons he has been given and ingrained into by the League. They may be a dysfunctional family, but they're functional enough to at least actively help deprogram all of the League's teachings that have been ingrained in Damian throughout his childhood.
Can't say the same for Danny.
Lets say Fentons here don't know his background -- and even if they do, the results may just stay the same if they play their cards wrong, -- Danny's now just been thrown into the deep end of a pool and is essentially being told sink or swim. Regardless of how he got there -- undercover, faked death, etc -- he has no proper support. He knows the League is meant to be secret, he's not gonna speak on it for various reasons. Whether it be some still lingering loyalty, fear of harm, or whatever. Whatever the reason is, he does not have a proper support system in the Fentons, no matter how nice they are. They can only tackle the surface level stuff and whatever Danny allows them to see -- if Danny ever lets them see it at all. For what do assassins do when they don't want to be caught? They hide. Sometimes in plain sight.
"But Jazz--" Jazz is a child. She is 2 years older than Danyal and no better at giving him a proper support system than the two adult Fenton parents, even with parentification. We don't know when she got into psychology or how long she'd been studying it by the time Danny's 14. We just know she's really into it. Even then, Jazz is not a licensed or reliable therapist, or even an experienced or implied good therapist, and should not be used as one either. It's a disservice to her character to reduce her down to 'supporting female emotional crutch'. Besides, therapy only works on people who want to get better. Danny, who'd be hiding who he really is, has very little incentive to want to, or to even think something is wrong with his way of thinking, even with exposure to the outside world.
When people's beliefs are outright challenged, they tend to double down on them, and Jazz canonically has a habit of psychoanalyzing her family and declaring what she thinks is the problem -- regardless of whether or not she's right about it. Jazz would get into psychology, try and psychoanalyze Danny, and all it would do is cause him to clam up, shut into himself further, and throw up even more walls so that she can't figure out that he has been lying this whole time. It would do more harm than good, and would actively hinder any progress he'd make in trying to open up to them. Roads and good intentions and all that.
That being said, I think Danny's development and dismantling of the League's teachings would be slower than Damian's. Much slower. Because he would be the one having to pick apart everything and figure out what is right, what is wrong, what he wants to keep, and what he wants to toss. Everything he unlearns would be stuff he has to unlearn himself. If he even gets to that point at all -- depending on his experiences, he very well could not change at all, or change very little. The League acts as a purge for humanity, meant to reign in their hubris and retain balance, they just also happen to be assassins for hire. Danny's time spent in Amity Park could as well strengthen his belief in their teachings just as much as it could weaken it, especially if it goes as canon and he gets bullied.
Regardless, being tossed to a civilian family as someone who is very much not a civilian, without any support, would be actively detrimental to Danny's overall mental health and development. Especially to strangers like the Fentons. Damian was closed off and standoffish even with blood family, and it took him time to open up to them -- Danny, with the Fentons, would be even more so. He doesn't know them, he doesn't trust them, he has no rhyme or reason to open up to them, and since the Fentons don't actually know him, they can't help him the way he needs. Once "Danny Fenton" is made, he has even less reason to open up. So long as Danyal allows it, they will only ever know Danny, and they'll never know Danyal.
TL:DR the Fentons aren't the better family option just because they're civilians, and actually that makes them the worser option between the two because they can't give Danny the proper support he needs. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#danyal al ghul au#dp x dc crossover#danyal al ghul#dpxdc demon twins#demon twins au#dpdc#dpxdc au#dpxdc analysis#tldr: danny could be royally screwed over by living with the fentons rather than his actual family.#the fentons being good people ≠ giving proper support and aid to a child. especially a traumatized assassin child.#there are of course a lot of variables to put into place that could shift things around but this is just the general gist of the idea#living with the fentons could actively harm danny worse than if he was with the waynes and could leave him more susceptible to returning to#the league depending on the backstory given. he could actively force himself into his own shell and bury himself deep beneath his lies.#and once 'Danny Fenton' is firmly fixated on his face what use is he to take the world at face value? as my delightful friend navistar said#anything anyone says would be to *danny* not *danyal.* one good example im thinking of is that *danny* knows that killing is wrong and that#people have value. but *danyal* does not. he recognizes that it is something frowned upon but doesn't quite understand *why* because nobody#has explained it to him. bc they don't know he *needs* it to. its like knowing that certain words hurt people when said a specific way and#even if you don't mean it to hurt or understand why it hurts you recognize that it *will* hurt. and so you refrain from doing it.#danyal knows x x and x is frowned upon and so even if he doesn't understand why or thinks its stupid he refrains from doing them#while he's 'danny fenton'. he's very Intensely Masking#child development and socialization is tricky at best and unpredictable at worst. things COULD help but they could also make things worse#and even if the fentons do know his background that doesnt mean they know how to give him proper support. it certainly HELPS but it doesn't#automatically make it better. Danny can always just Lie. their parenting style might not change. sending him to therapy doesn't#automatically make it better bc it doesnt mean danny agrees that he needs the help. he can just Lie.
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gojo would kill your work husband. but if he were the work husband, that's a different story
REAL!! he’s such a hypocrite because if someone mentioned you had a work husband, his entire world would stop and he wold devise the absolute worst plans to make sure that your co-worker, everyone at your job, and everyone in the next building over knew that he was happily committed to you
but if he is the work husband, he’s very........ dutiful in his role. there’s a loose office/lawyer au in my head where satoru is your secretary, and for all intents and purposes, your personal assistant, and he’s good at his job, but mostly because he considers his job to be pleasing you. he has coffee for you when you arrive, he moves your schedule around without you asking, he has answers to questions before you can even ask them, he has fresh flowers on your desk weekly, pokes into your meetings to pretend to hand you a file that’s really just maybe a single document in a manilla folder with candy on top of it—he’s made himself your business, your partner; he’s made himself irreplaceable, and he loves to remind everybody of that fact.
he’s also extremely loyal. sure, he could day a week’s worth of work done in about a day, but that doesn’t mean he’ll just use his talents for anybody. he’s your secretary, so he’s at your beck and call, and everyone knows it. they know he’s the best, but also that he’s off limits—not because you won’t share him, but because satoru won’t let himself be shared.
he also extends his duties beyond work, of course. when he hands you a print out of your schedule for the day and you’re confused by the three-hour block of time you have in the middle of the day, satoru just helps you shrug your coat of your shoulders and smiles, “that’s for the lunch date you have with me, of course!” hanging up your coat in your closet for you, “i’m paying, see you soon, sweets.” and because you’re great at your job, and satoru helps you be great, nobody really questions when the two of you have time for a 13-course tasting menu at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon. and if they did, all satoru would say that you two had a lovely date
#anonymous#he's like donna from suits but worse because he's like if harvey were donna LOL#i have soooooo much to say about him#he doesn't really Have to work he's a nepotism baby supreme#but he met you maybe in undergrad? and he's been obsessed w you since#he knows youre a workaholic so he's dutifully sat by your side all these years through college through grad/professional school#and when you told him you got to hire your own assistant he was the very first applicant#because getting paid to spend his days with you and take care of you? he was already doing that for free might as well make it official#everyone in the office knows satoru loves you except you honestly#he probably has his own masters/JD but elects to be your assistant anyway bc that's so much more fun#what he Really wants to be a househusband but first he's gotta ask you out and propose and all that good stuff (cue him rolling his eyes#and going on about formalities and boring systems and blah blah blah)#also in the office au in my head: nanami (also senior partner) higuruma ofc <3 beloved (managing partner) and TOJI!#WALK WITH ME!#its honestly probably satoru's influence that gets toji into law... as someone who so feverently broke it in the past#idk maybe there's a megumi situation that makes gojo be like yk if ur this good at skirting/breaking the law youd probably be half decent#at enforcing it... or at least helping other people get around it too#and so lawyer toji is born#does he screw around w the rich people who r stupid w their money? absolutely#but you nanami and higuruma just let it be bc he brings in those settlements better than anybody else....#hmmm... i kinda wanna make megumi somebody's associate but also..... yuuta.....#i think i just like sticking yuuta in a tie if im being real#but anyway... satoru is your Work Husband and everyone knows he wants to be your real husband#but they just let it slide bc rumour has it even tho hes just a secretary hes got equity in the firm?? and besides that his heart eyes give#away his hopeless devotion from a mile away#the day you actually start seeing somebody outside of work... oh theyre in for Trouble#satoru x reader#him dragging you out of ur office late at night and u protesting so he just. puts u over his shoulder#and ur telling him to let u down but he's insisting u go home and then nanami pops out of his office#and ur like wait nanami this isnt what it looks like but he's so dead in the eyes when he just sighs
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"We get to, this season, explore their chemistry and their real love and their intimacy. So we get to have a glimpse into that world that just feels so pure and beautiful and romantic! And then, sort of navigating those other circumstances once they're out in the world, dealing with real... challenges." - Isa in an interview with The Knockturnal(x)
#outer range s2#outer range s2 spoilers#maria olivares#rhett abbott#isabel arraiza#lewis pullman#there was an article that said that maria and rhett may screw royal over? i say they should go for it! /hj#rhett x maria#i know the last gif is blurry but trust me she was holding his arm and i just thought that was adorable#i might add a lew quote if he ever gets asked about outer range s2 in an interview smh(i'm begging someone to ask him more about it!)...#the biggest fucking grin on her face whenever they kiss#her smile and him smiling back at her before the forehead kiss is EVERYTHING to me#also her little smile as he kisses the side of her head like she knows he's doing his best but knows that it's unlikely that he's leaving..#truly if it gives isa and lew more screen time i'm all for it!#i say all this but i still want a spin-off of them just on a roadtrip#i am convinced that he kisses her just because he thinks she's being really cute#i kinda had a feeling that was maria in the trailer doing something to rhett in the trailer(iykyk) and my heart still fell into my stomach#i'm not including any dream/nightmare sequences because as far as we know they can't see the future... right?#do i sound stupid and biased? maybe... please don't judge me#she's hungry but her heart aches to stay... will the flesh have its way in s3? will she be ... ''already gone'' a la eurydice in hadestown?#tw: food?#will forever be sad they didn't get a dance :(#the way he makes her giggle and smile before kissing her in the car? PLEASE#maybe leaving is her way of fixing things for the both of them so he doesn't have to choose between her and his family?#and so he doesn't have to feel guilt for holding her back every time he looks at her... but girlie have a proper conversation PLS
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May or may not have made some edits for Yakou for my Rain Code swap au-
I was originally gonna do more characters (that had designs, because not all of them are designed yet) but then thought “nah I’ll just do ones for Yakou for now then do other Sprite edits if anyone actually likes this set)
(Also putting under the cut if you’re someone who doesn’t like Sprite edits, which honestly that’s your cup of tea I don’t judge I just personally find them neat to see and make)
Death smoke cloud Alt of those two above:
(Come on man Yakou is a smoker and do you really think I’mma change that in the au? Way too perfect of an opportunity to use it)
Also normal eyes (for the human form) alts for Yakou:
(The ones with dead/zombie eyes are the canon version, I’d just thought it’d be fun to make alts with normal eyes)
#I’m honestly new to editing Rain Code sprites so they might not be the greatest#But this isn’t my first au Sprite editing rodeo#I’ve done like over 100 Eddsworld screenshot edits for my Swapsworld aus ask my storage#I’ve just never edited Rain Code sprites before now#Not even Danganronpa ones like I’ve screwed around changing the colors#But I’ve never done heavy edits such as Frankenstein Sprite stitching like I did here#Because I’ve stitched Shinigami’s horns and crown onto Yakou’s head for the human form edits#and Yakou’s cigarettes onto Shinigami’s sprites to create the spirit form#Well except the first where I’ve tried drawing it thought it looked like shit then just edited the cigs from Yakou’s original sprites in#I can draw I swear I just can’t draw cigarettes specifically#Okay enough of my stupid tag rambles and onto actual tags:#rain code#rain code au#master detective archives: rain code au#master detective archives: rain code#yakou furio#Pantherxeditz
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#Ashleigh's Art#pokemon ask blog#daily pokemon#filler#doodle#sylveon#valentinesylveon#so anyways since i got fired i might have energy to do blog shit maybe#i got fired for a stupid reason too#Anyways lemme just get my head screwed back on right and I'll be here
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Evolution of feelings toward a certain group of seven dysfunctional oath-bound elves:
Wow these guys are assholes…
Bunch of jerks…
Some of them aren’t as bad as others…
I kind of feel terrible for them at times…
I don’t condone their actions, but let me explain this behavior…
They’re traumatized and under threat of eternal damnation…
I can fix them…
Babies 🥺…
This is my life now, it is what it is
#I realize these opinions may sunder me from part of the fandom but I don’t care#let me have my stupid bastard elves#because I’m all about their dynamics#and how screwed up they are#or how soft they really are#it’s a messed up story all around so might as well enjoy the ride#sons of feanor#maedhros#maglor#celegorm#caranthir#curufin#amrod#amras#silmarillion#tolkien legendarium
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I know it's irrational but still!
#this is legit the only thing holding me back from getting a Spider-Punk tattoo#and while I don't think it's gonna happen a part of me still worries!#he was written so well in atsv but it wouldn't be the first time a character got screwed over by the writers/directors#or the entire story (yes GoT I'm looking at you)#I've even seen some theories that Hobie is gonna be a twist villain and while I think that's ridiculously stupid and super unlikely#I still have a small fear that they're gonna do something to mess his character up especially if they're in a rush to finish btsv#but the writers seem really competent but if the higher ups tell them to do something they can't really do anything about it right?#so if they thought Hobie got too much love and attention from the fans in atsv#they might have him do something out of character in btsv to make people like him less?#this is just me rambling don't take it too seriously#hobie brown#spider punk#across the spider verse#atsv#spiderverse#my post
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Hey does anyone want to stage a Christmas lights accident where I fall off a ladder and break my back just more enough than it’s broken already and I get to go to the hospital and have my spine fused and skip all the insurance bullshit of getting multiple steroid injections (for a structural!! problem!!!) and having to fight to get my surgery covered. Because sitting/standing to work 40 hours a week is fucking torture and I can’t take this anymore
#alternatively can someone call a bomb threat into my work so I can lie down to work tomorrow#not that that doesn’t also cause its own problems#steroid injection prerequisites are so stupid there are BONES IN MY SPINE THAT ARE BROKEN.#and a disk that is DRY AS A BONE. STEROIDS might help but they’re NOT GOING TO FIX THAT#I SHOULD BE. AT. THE. CLUB!#personal#tired of being brave about this please just screw titanium in me. for the love of god
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alluka in a headcanon rock band w/ my ocs
#tbh i was having this rolling around in my head for a few days#then i had a few hours and a computer in front of me#so im like 'might as well'#turned out much better than i thought it would!#got all the references pics from pinterest tho#without it#i would be screwed#also i had a complete brain fart moment#i was trying to draw the music notes and forgot what they looked like#but im taking music rn soooo am i stupid or???#was doing this listening to my liked songs on shuffle#didn't think i had so many rock songs in there...#btw this is#aged up#alluka#hxh#fan art#alluka zoldyck#hunter x hunter alluka#my art#gartilexxy
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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!AAAAAAAAAASSWWSSSASSADAGAFAFFFGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA!&AHSJAHAHAHJWHEJANWJJAHSHAHSGAHSHHSSHSHHSJWJA! WHYWHYWHYWHWYWHYWHWHWYHWHWYWHWHWYYWHWYWHWYWHWYQWHYWHWYWHWYYWHWYWHWYWHWYWHEYWHWYWHWHWYHWWYWHWWHY!
#arcane#jayce talis#when I catch you jayce talis#just did#victor#like that#bitch you better have been through tge darkest of times in that rune#that better have been some magnus Archives season 5 level shit in that stupid ass floating ass hexagon#fucking isha#ISHA#you will be judged by how fucked up my man#ekko#is and if he is screwed yoy might be off the hook#or if you possessed#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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#they’re hiring for a librarian assistant at my local library#I fit all of the qualifications#they don’t need past experience#it’s in MY town and not the next town over where the main route will be under construction for at least a year#it’s a small pay cut but also like a quarter of the distance (only half the time because city vs highway)#and benefits#which I do not get at my current job#(they’re talking offering insurance at my job but I sincerely believe it’s gonna screw over so many employees)#anyway#I’m not like…invested?#it’s just a thing?#so I’m thinking I might apply just to say I did and see what happens?#the problem is I don’t love my job but I love the people and I love having value#like that’s what I need in a job#I need to know I’m needed and liked and on occasion I need someone to laugh at my stupid jokes#and that’s hard to find#guess what I’ll be doing tomorrow instead of browsing Zillow listings for South Dakota
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// Tag list 2
#♛ —— ❝ he might have a claim to the throne or he might just be a pawn 》 vadik musings#♛ —— ❝ a little shit who liked to taunt the cat 》 young vadik verse#♛ —— ❝ a puppet prince on a throne of ice 》 vadik main verse#♛ —— ❝ the last of the lantsov’s 》 vadik post row verse#♛ —— ❝ he dressed absurdly drank excessively and dithered about with stupid good cheer 》 count kirigin aesthetic#♛ —— ❝ now he was to live decadently spend wildly and maintain a reputation as a notorious libertine and social climber 》count kirigin head#♛ —— ❝ wasteful. grotesque. obscene 》 count kirigin musings#♛ —— ❝ a count’s son is not made for the infantry 》 count kirigin first army verse#♛ —— ❝ his name had become synonymous with both wealth and buffoonery 》 count kirigin main verse#♛ —— ❝ a certain west ravkan general is conspicuously absent 》 general zlatan aesthetic#♛ —— ❝ he wouldn’t risk being this far behind enemy lines 》 general zlatan headcanon#♛ —— ❝ so it's true? west ravka means to secede? 》 general zlatan musings#♛ —— ❝ we need to break away from the old country 》 general zlatan main verse#♛ —— ❝ for the true ravka 》 ravkan civil war verse#♛ —— ❝ a king without a throne 》 alexander lantsov aesthetic#♛ —— ❝ gluttony is a sin 》 alexander lantsov headcanon#♛ —— ❝ you have no right no authority. who are you to sit in judgment on your king? 》 alexander lantsov musings#♛ —— ❝ i blame myself. i spoiled you. you’re a hothouse flower. you’re nothing for the world. you’re not made for it 》 alexander & vasily#♛ —— ❝ you are a weakling and a fool. full of common sentiment and common blood 》 alexander & nikolai#♛ —— ❝ what’s best for ravka is a lantsov on the throne 》 alexander lantsov main verse#♛ —— ❝ you screw them up. you hurt them. and then you watch them squeal 》 alexander lantsov modern verse#♛ —— ❝ this country doesn't give. it only takes 》 raevsky aesthetic#♛ —— ❝ keeper of the north 》 raevsky headcanon#♛ —— ❝ a boy pushed into a life he never wanted 》 raevsky musings#♛ —— ❝ the greenest and most useless grunt he ever had the misfortune of commanding 》 raevsky & nikolai lantsov#♛ —— ❝ for faith tsar and fatherland 》 raevsky main verse#♛ —— ❝ general of Kribirsk 》 raevsky kos & row verse#♛ —— ❝ rëvfeder 》 magnus opjer aesthetic#♛ —— ❝ wily old bastard. foxfather indeed 》 magnus opjer musings
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Alright FFXIV Fandom, If things go well for our Zero and she becomes a scion or at least another heroic member of our merry band- I better see at least ONE AMV with her using the song Zero to Hero from Disney’s Hercules. You just can’t ignore it. I don’t care if it’s low hanging fruit.
#of course with how screwed up the laws are now with using copyright music and people scared of getting sued or their work taken down...#I also won't blame anyone if that's the main reason nobody wants to make one#but if I have to re-learn editing on a new software just to satisfy myself I will#even though it might take me forever because of stupid adulting getting in the way of life#ffxiv#zero#final fantasy 14#ff14
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#personal#ngl its still really alienating for me to see sooo much of stone sexuality on this site revolve around strap#dont get me wrong im all for enjoying what you like#and the t*rfy pushback against strap is stupid#its just alienating to me personally cause penetration rly scares me cause of trauma + vaginismus#its horrifying to me on a psychological AND physical level#so the number of sex acts im even comfortable thinking about are super limited lol#and i dont like the attitude that taking strap is what marks you as femme. tbh#again. not dissing what other people like in the slightest. just wish there was more room for me too lol#my sexuality is so limited that its easy to give up and decide that well sex just isnt for me! i am a more romance focused person anyway#but sigh………..#at the end of the day it doesnt matter what ppl on tumblr think what matters is anyone i might screw around with someday#baaaaasically got confirmation that the girl i got my eye on is a stone top so im 👀#cant wait to be like dwww babe i have super weird boundaries too#just remembered she PHYSICALLY cannot finger me because of disability. thank gd.
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Wildest thing supernatural ever pulled was the “two prophets can’t exist on earth at once” thing cause it results in a malformed prophet and..something something balance of the universe..something like that..I can’t remember. Like..what do you mean we can’t just have a cool prophet duo? We just deserved more prophets in general! They were so interesting and had layers to them,their whole entire concept was so cool to see and yet we saw so little of them in a sense. I just wish they were utilized a biiit more.
#y’all know what I mean..? do y’all see the vision?#dude when Kevin was introduced I was like ‘oooh what’s happening here?’ ‘OOOOH NO WAYYYYYYY. prophets?!’#you know what else we needed? a female prophet.#fun fact my supernatural oc was originally a prophet!#I scrapped that concept because of the rule that only one prophet can be active at a time came into play#stupid ruuule….#a prophet and another prophet coming together as a team?! you know how fast they could’ve gotten done with translating??#or a prophet gets activated too early and ends up meeting Kevin and Kevin eventually teaches them that it ain’t all so bad#that just because they got activated early doesn’t make them broken in any way. that it was just their time to step into the game#(million dollar concept. I might use that actually…)#we just deserved more prophets! give me more prophets!#screw that damn rule..I don’t liiike that ‘one prophet at a time’ rule#no! give me a prophet duo!#supernatural#spn#spn Meta#(I guess)#ari’s rambles#late night thoughts about spn#(Ignore that it’s the middle of the afternoon)#(the tag still counts)
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