#this kind of sucks

[boimann]

I am frothing at the mouth for demo

I’m so sorry this took so long anon!! I finished this months ago but I forgot to post it ಥ_ಥ

[sawsquared]

i don't know

[lemons4u]

notes ! changing my theme soon

warnings ! smut, bj, fem! reader, i suggest minors dni

imagine neuvillette, staring down at you… eyes narrowed as you effortlessly sucked on his throbbing cock.

he likes the sight of you on your knees for him, it makes him feel like he actually holds control over someone, you.

though he is mostly silent a few groans and whimpers escape his pretty lips, along with additional words of praise.

“mmh… good girl.. good girl.”

he hummed, tugging gently on your hair.

“yes… so good for me.”

[cringelock]

there’s so much to talk about here

[albatris]

hot take ****** ** *** ***** is a really boring book

[kaethefangirl]

Did some art for one of my favorite fic series' https://archiveofourown.org/works/54344404

[kaitopedestrian]

My friend brought one of those painting canvases with a picture on it already but I gave up and painted the entire thing in blue paint and drew Aevia over it (not that well since I can't paint but I tried)

[vividviolence]

on the string

[butt3rsc0tch3z]

Already posted this to ao3 so i might as well share it here lol. satan is probably out of character bc i’ve never written for him before :3c story under the cut!

A Purrfect Path

The storm outside raged in perfect harmony with the tempestuous emotions inside the House of Lamentation. Lucifer's stern voice and Satan's sharp retorts had created a whirlwind of tension that seemed to have no end. Frustration and anger finally drove Satan to his breaking point, causing him to storm out of the house, grabbing his coat on the way out.

He walked aimlessly through the rain-soaked streets of the Devildom, each puddle showed a reflection of his demon form, a reminder of his sin. As the raindrops mingled with his rage-filled tears, Satan found himself wandering into unfamiliar alleys, driven more by his need to escape than anything else, not willing to see Lucifer or his brothers.

Lost in thought, he stumbled upon a peculiar sight – a hole in the wall of a building that emitted a warm and inviting light. Curiosity overcame his irritation, and he peered inside. To his surprise, he was met with a cozy interior adorned with mismatched furniture and colorful decorations. Cats of all sizes and colors roamed freely, their whiskers twitching as they eyed him with curiosity.

Satan blinked, momentarily forgetting his anger. This was a cat cafe unlike any he'd seen before. The atmosphere was inviting, almost like a haven of tranquility amidst the storm. The scents of freshly brewed coffee and the comforting presence of feline companions seemed to melt away his troubles.

"Welcome!" A cheerful voice called, drawing Satan's attention to a young demon behind the counter. "You look like you could use a warm drink and some feline company."

Satan hesitated for a moment before stepping inside. He ordered a cup of tea and found a seat near a window. The rain outside continued to pour, but in this small oasis, he felt a sense of calm settling over him. Cats purred and played, weaving a tapestry of distraction from his tumultuous thoughts.

As he sipped his tea, a playful kitten hopped onto his table, its tail flicking like a mischievous invitation. Despite his hesitance, Satan couldn't resist the charm of the furry creature. He extended a finger, and the kitten pounced, engaging in a playful swatting match that brought a small smile to his face.

Minutes turned into hours as Satan lost himself in the enchanting world of the cat cafe. The storm outside had started to subside, and the tension within him seemed to dissipate as well. He hadn't realized how much he needed this simple distraction, this unexpected haven of warmth and companionship.

When he finally emerged from the cat cafe, his heart felt lighter than it had in a long time. The argument with Lucifer, once consuming, now seemed distant and less significant. He couldn't help but think of the kittens and cats he had interacted with, their antics, and the joy they had unknowingly brought him.

As he made his way back to the House of Lamentation, a sense of newfound clarity filled him. He’d make sure to visit that café once again.

[chalkrub]

autumnal chill....featuring the girl

[cognitiveinequality]

So... a bunch of NFT grifters threw a party in Hong Kong this weekend and reportedly a bunch of attendees are now at risk of permanent eyesight damage because the promoters used unsafe lighting, and people are going to the ER...

[tossawary]

This is petty fandom salt, BUT... I've been chewing on this phenomenon that I've been calling "Fandom's Darling". It is related to things like "Author's Darling" and "Mary Sue / Gary Stu" and "Protagonist Halo" and all that jazz, where one character gains a peculiar narrative weight in a story.

"Author's Darling" is when a writer has a favorite character, and the world and all other characters sort of get... warped to put the Darling in the spotlight. It's most noticeable in TV shows with multiple writers, when a character you personally like suddenly has their previous characterization destroyed to make another character look good somehow. Every other character might become weirdly incompetent. The Darling's feelings are treated as The Most Important Feelings in any given situation. The logic of the fictional world seems broken past suspension of disbelief in order to validate this one character's beliefs or skillset or some other fantasy. And so on.

"Fandom's Darling" is what I've been calling the pattern where a fandom essentially crowns a New Protagonist for their fanfiction stories (it's often a side character rather than the original protagonist, but it can also happen to protagonists). This character becomes the self-insert for all sorts of indulgent fantasies, gaining special powers or backstories, and/or becoming the focus of extreme whump, and/or hooking up with all the various hotties, starring in all sorts of tropey AUs, and so on. They're not always an obvious Mary Sue version of themselves, but the character's original personality and interpersonal relationships tend to get warped or dropped completely, and other characters tend to become a little flat around them. I call it "Fandom's Darling" because it's not just one self-indulgent fantasy fic (you do you! Have fun!) with characterization choices that I don't vibe with (I have neither the time nor the desire nor the authority to police anything, I am just venting), but rather a prolific mini-fandom of sorts revolving around this empty doll / fanon version of the chosen vessel character, so it becomes a little unavoidable.

I am salty about this (mildly frustrated) (imagine a soft sigh of disappointment before I just go do something else) because you are FUCKED if you actually liked the canonical version of this character and their interpersonal relationships. It's almost worse than liking an obscure character that no one cares about. There's about a thousand fics starring your fave, but maybe only about a dozen of them are actually rooted in any kind of recognisable canon.

[secondbeatsongs]

for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal

before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"

and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"

[im-adrienne]

Things that have happened this weekend (so far):

- slept 16.5 hrs

- barely ate anything

- got mad about Covid

- glitched inside of a fence and died to zombies in DayZ + car despawned and server will not replace

- got my period