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#this kills me every single time lmao#nosferatu#nosferatu 2024#nosferatu spoilers#nosferatu 2024 spoilers#mine
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bayek and hepzefa, checking out some ruins, talking about stuff.
ngl my favorite detail about origins is that if you revisit siwa after narrative events, bayek will tell hepzefa about things he's been up to :')
#assassin's creed origins#assassins creed#this is one of those games that means a lot to me in so man ways but it's also such a reassuring exploration of grief and moving forward#which is. well. it's hitting harder than it usually does due to Stuff Currently Going On In My Life#honestly would love to find some kind of grief therapist but for some ungodly reason the only ones taking patients right now are#all christian specific therapists and while i was raised catholic i am absolutely NOT doing that lmao. banished. shooo. enough.#BACK. to the game. if you have not experienced bayek telling hepzefa about things and hepzefa responding. u should!!!#its such a warm and loving detail in this game. like a blanket. hepzefa i killed every single roman in the garrisons for you#it was so funny. when i played it the first time i was stealthing my way through. then hepzefa happened and after that i decided#oh! cool! Every Roman Must Die. and that has been my play style going forward in every single replay. im revenging him before he even#needs revenged. julius caesar im going to use your balls for decorations#<< an opinion i have about julius caesar in any situation. tbh
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alright. i have held my tongue long enough but i can do it no longer.
i'm gonna something that the whippersnappers aren't going to understand & the veterans will probably take psychic damage from reading. but. consider, if you will:
Husk♦️Angel
...that's it, that's the post x'3c
#angelhusk#huskerdust#hazbin hotel#meowrails............. TWO!!! [.meme]#hi my toxic fandom trait is compulsively applying alternian quadrant rhetoric to Every Single Other Fandom I Get My Grubby Little Hands On—#♦️Huskerdust is literally *SO* real it sends me to the FLOOR every single time (for their S1 interactions at least)#never have i EVER seen a more textbook example of a moirallegience in a non-hs setting hshdhsjdhs#ALTHOUGH this version of Hell is probably one of the closest analogues what with all the violence & craziness constantly raging down there#they could probably use some fun little extra structure to all their batshit they've got going on lmao think about it#non-intimate ♠️Cherrisnake that Pen vacillated to ♥️ by the end bc he's a sappy soft boi like that~ <3#one-sided Vox♠️@Alastor bc Al's such a narcissist that the only person he deigns worthy of his true rivalry is the literal King of Hell—#—so. ♠️Radioapple obvi x'D (almost assuredly non-intimate in-canon but hey lol)#♥️Chaggie of course but also with a sizeable amount of ♦️volatility♠️ from Vaggie that intrigues me *deeply* actually#tho it wouldn't surprise me for them to smear a bit x'D Charlie in particular seems like the type to blend feelings like that#which i think is also part of why it's so interesting to me that Vaggie is the one seemingly doing most of it lol#bc also Charlie♦️@ all of Hell. probably ♣️@ all of Hell too x'D that's LiterallyTM the entire premise of the show pffffft~#tbh she's basically Al's ♣️Stem constantly trying to keep him from killing every second person he comes into contact with tho x'D good lord#♣️Vees but they pass around Stem duty like a hot potato bc they're all fucking disaster messes— x'3c#also Angel♣️Niffty & knives/trouble-in-general xD i love that one~#AAANYWAYS~ thanks for coming to my mentally compromised ted talk lmaoooo TwT#my art
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ive been unhealthily fixated on kubosai for the past few weeks, i just have no idea how to put it into words. kuboyasu aren and saiki kusuo are in love btw
#they are.#been thinking a lot about t*rusai and k*bosai and all three of them together#(really long rant in these tags that shouldve been a rant post but im not changing it soz i got carried away LMAO->)#see the thing is that k*bosai is my absolute favorite ship ever. but i get genuinely pissed when people smack talk t*rusai#idk like i get why people wouldnt ship kbs and i really dont care. and i also get that a lot of people have differing opinions and-#wont ship trsai. i honestly cant wrap my head around why (other than people who just hate teruhashi and are misogynistic) but im okay with-#agreeing to disagree and i dont care yk??#but people so often make these long discussion posts just yapping and yapping and making up shit about how trsa 'wouldnt work'#and its always just... actual complete bullshit. like unreadable word vomit.#sorry. but its true.#thats why it gets me so mad#i cant think of a single reason why you would feel the need to do that#why cant you be normal and just. not like a ship. just dont like it. hate it even. but dont make up shit just to shit on it#its so dumb i have to force myself to just scroll past them every time i encounter one#usually on tiktok or tumblr#if i read them i wont be able to stop myself from making the most concerned and upset noises ever cuz what is actually wrong with you#theyre always the biggest dumbest stretches ever and they ignore their actual development and pretend it didnt happen#it just makes me wonder why people are so okay with making fun of that ship but get mad if anyone even dislikes theirs#and then they complain about people 'shitting on their opinion'#LIKE ?? NOBODY CARES THAT U HATE THE SHIP. I CERTAINLY DONT GAF.#but ur in the main tags advertising ur hatred for it and sounding stupid as shit for no reason? UR SHITTING ON PEOPLES SHIP ON PURPOSE#AND THEN GETTING MAD AT ANYONE WHO EVEN SAYS 'i disagree actually' IM LAUGHING SO HARD STOP IM KILLING MYSELF#the one time i ever talked in that much detail about why i disliked a ship was bevause somebody specifically asked me#and yk what ?? i have literally gotten death threats over it. im not allowed to hate that ship but everyone else can do whatever i guess#okay sorry. rant over.#is that controversial i cant tell. i dont really care and im not tagging anyway#meows post
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castle | 4.18 | a dance with death
#no one does a face journey like her#castle#castleedit#caskett#caskettedit#kate beckett#stana katic#tvedit#tuserkei#userelliee#userkayjay#userellieb#userlolo#captkatecastle#singinprincess#fourteenthofaugust#castle gifs#the last one absolutely kills me every single time lmao#*mine
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Was soooooo happy with this phase 1 which is what made it so much funnier that I was immediately clapped by his phase 2 😂
#romina is still my fave boss but messmer is a solid second#almost every other boss I would describe as “would’ve been good if their damage wasn’t so overtuned”#my stance if that if I’m consistently losing to a boss with 10/14 flasks left the damage is overtuned#vs me losing to sword saint isshin with no gourds or pellets left bc he was tough enough to whittle me down#fromsoft bros will say get good but think high numbers is big difficulty#an actually difficult boss doesn’t need big damage output if the mechanics are the challenge#I don’t actually mind how relentless the bosses are in ER but I mind how HARD they hit on top of that#dodging a 12 hit uninterruptible combo where each move does like 1/10th of your health? that’s fine.#if I properly time 3 of those dodges I can still make it and it’s honestly my bad if I’m getting killed by that#dodging a 12 hit uninterruptible combo where each hit takes out 1/2 of ur health bar & has a 50% chance for an additional retaliation combo?#I *can* do it but Jesus Christ what a waste of my time lmao#how am I supposed to learn a boss when I can’t get into a flow state bc a single mistake can end a run smh#I just beat gaius and I didn’t even feel accomplished I was just like ugh finally#I feel like 95% of his moves are fine once you work out the delays and positioning#but I kept getting clipped by his charge attack like I would dodge out of the way but once the i frames were finished I’d still get hit#bc I guess I wasn’t dodging a perfect 90 degrees to him and the hitbox for that attack is long as hell#which would be whatever if that move didn’t take out like 2/3 of my health and come out nigh instantly#I don’t even really know the tell for the move bc I beat him before I learned it bc I lucked out on a run where he didn’t charge me a lot#luckily the game is absolute DELIGHT to look at and explore that I can forgive the absolute bullshittery of the bosses#like I just got to the summit of dragon peak and I’m blown away by the design of that mountain#if we’re talking verisimilitude in games how about that whole shebang#no obvious well worn path up to the top of the mountain bc it’s just for dragons who’s gonna be walking up there?#having the player follow a trail of increasingly dense dragon corpses is SUCH a great tone setter#which means I’m probably going to hate bayle but whatever I’m already invested let’s gooooo#tsuchi plays games
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I was left unattended again 👉👈
#sorry not sorry#also the that's my girl one has me cracking up every single time#it's not even about my silly text his face it's already SO funny but the 'that's my girl' on top just kills me lmao#also yeah well aware most are the same pics with different texts because dude is funny#with him it's either concerned and worried about you Ragnar OR happy beam Dane#kyra's ramblings#my memes#tlk memes#my edits#sort of
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lol theyre already scapegoating people
#lol. lmao#what kills me is that this country is SO predictable and you can predict its actions every single time#people really thought ignoring our political issues after the last presidential election would change something 😭#hate to say it but this is 100% on the democratic party. if you cant even manage to win against a felon and rapist then maybe theres-#-something wrong with your political strategy!#eulaties#txt
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Anyways thinking abt how I decided to do an aram match w my friend the other night and other side’s rammus HAAAAAATED my guts
(I was playing nami… a fish. A support fish. 2 out of her 4 attacks don’t even deal damage…….
#mfer jumped onto me every single time and one time killed me w this Leona and wa sso happy like bro????? im a supp im easy to kill LMAO#skill issue fr#danyl talks#lol bs
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The love/hate relationship with my coworkers is so real lmao like why are they like this
#not snz#I'm just having fun#tho there has been sneezing bc there's so much fucking dust everywhere#I've been at the station for a hot minute#bc most of our guys are still out on fires#so there's just like nobody here#and i like money so I'm vibing with getting paid for being here extra days#but there's just a few of us here rn and we have like nothing to do bc we're hardly getting assignments#so we're just fucking around#and i have like the first responder version of cards against humanity#so we're playing that to kill the time and it's great lmao#but also some of them were asking me random questions#bc apparently the answers and explanations you give say somrthing about you idk#it was some bullshit but we were having fun with it#but the way they were laughing at every single answer i gave like hello#you fucking asked lmao#the nerve tho when they asked for an animal i like and three reasons why#and then said that that's how people view me and scream laughed bc 'it's accurate' like bro fuck off lmao#but i am having a good time like i adore these guys#they drive me crazy but that's my second family right there#plus with all the free time we get I've been trying different recipes and so far no complaints lmao#made a pasta dish tonight that was a big hit bc literally everything was from scratch incuding the noodles#like that's how much time we have lmao#anyway tonight is my last night at the station then i can go home which is a relief#we've all been sleeping on the floor and couches lmao#there are bunkhouses but the women's quarters are unusable so we're all staying in the rec building instead#i told them it was fine and they could stay in the bunkhouse but they were appalled by the suggestion lmao#so we're all vibing rn watching tv and I've literally never felt like I've belonged somewhere more so I'm thriving#anyway I'll probably delete this later I'm just happy rn lmao
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“be nice to urself, think of ur 9yo self, do they deserve this?” 9yo me was having sadistic fantasies about fictional characters he found kinda annoying i am staying the fuck away from that kid
#kinda inspired by catboychuuuya���s post abt 13yo her nd klance lmao#anyways if anyone was wondering who the characters were it was the pj masks#idk i just found it annoying how they easily won every single time or smthn#and idk for some reason the idea of… that was compelling to me#(i think i know the reason ngl-)#(also it wasn’t that bad i wasn’t violently killing them or anything but like still)#i was kinda fucked up as a kid ngl#ryan shut the fuck up
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hmm i think i am not coping. very well
#i feel like ive hit a wall in my ability to handle anything and idk how to hold myself together anymore#i see myself spiraling terribly but i am so exhausted in every single way that i cannot bring myself to care#and it’s going to kill me one day but i cant even care abt that#july was so horrible. so so bad it’s the worst month ive had since my dad’s passing#i feel so incredibly empty and stagnant and stuck i feel like i am in a tar pit and ive been here before#but i no longer have the strength to claw myself out of it#nor the support of others (irl i love u mutuals)#i quite literally only have my brother at this point and with how physically abusive he can become it’s not like that’s a relationship i#truly feel supported and safe in but it’s all i have#ive always been isolated severely by my family + the Issues have always made socialization so exhausting#i feel like im just floating and no one knows me nor cares bc how can they. i either just push people away to avoid getting hurt or i dont e#even try. and when i want to it’s a task so daunting and draining#i don’t have it in me despite knowing the lack of human connection is absolutely destroying me and ripping me to shreds#despite knowing a community of some kind would help#but i also feel like i offer fucking nothing and am worthless so would i even accept the help given to me. probably not#i wish i wasnt so intense of a person in every single way. and yet i will never be enough either#i feel like ive been clinging and digging my claws into my sanity that was not really present in the first place#ive been put through so much i couldnt cope with so repeatedly and so young i think by the time i wqs 10 i had already hit a wall but you#cant just stop living so it’s only compounded on top of that#it feels unhealable it feels like just part of me now.#i see a complete absence of a future for myself and i have no one to stay alive for anymore#not my parents not my pets not my friends and i dont know how to stay alive for myself bc it’s not something ive ever wanted#idk anymore. ive never felt so utterly lost and alone and broken lmao.#no wonder this relapse has been so all-consuming#dlt ltr
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COD writers need to chill out, they actually write the most gut wrenching angst i’ve ever read in my whole life i can’t keep doing this
i aspire to have whatever they have when it comes to writing
#i’ve never even played the game LMAO#idk how i’ve stumbled upon the fandom#but oh brother#the angst some people write is killing me#and yeah#i eat it up every single time
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being friends with byan is so weird bc they say they want you to have the balls to be bluntly honest with them, but then the very moment you're honest about something they don't like, they're peacing out, all "lmao ok friendship ended byeeeee"
#honesty is great until you're addressing their insecurities or anything they're currently in denial over#they have a... weird relationship with honesty lmao#they'll be harshly honest about almost anything and not pull a single damn punch#they will tell you easily that their biological mother didn't want them and that they've lived on the street#they'll tell you that they haven't had a foster home last more than 10 months & that one of their foster parents almost killed them#but they won't tell you about the misery these events caused & how its shaped them as a person#and then there's the way they can dish it but can't take it#they'll tell you to your face everything that's wrong with you (in their opinion)#but the moment you do the same back.... lmao fuck you what the hell kinda bullshit#they're so SO sensitive. so much more so than they let on. and they don't tolerate being called on their shit well.#but I think part of that is bc they spent a lot of their life being belittled rather than built up#and they ended up feeling like every time they were abandoned it was bc of their flaws#so if ur pointing them out........ it's only a matter of time before ur leaving too. so they better leave first.#but also they just hate being Seen. they hate when someone can see behind their facade.#if someone else can see ur pain that means it's really there or something :)#idk I have way more thoughts about this than I realized when I started typing and now the tags are gonna be longer than the post oops#might....... have to make a note to get into all this in a more in depth headcanon at some point#━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ OOC ⋮ DON’T @ ME.
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sometimes i forget just how much i love fox mulder and then i rewatch how the ghosts stole christmas and fall in love with him all over again bc he makes a fart joke and then immediately locks scully in the car to tell her about the haunted house theyre staking out lmao
#'actually that was a left cheek sneak' fucking kills me every single time lmao#the x files#txf livewatch
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i think it would be the plot twist of the century if rescuesonic3 and that one person who was sending weird graphic asks about sonic characters to everybody a while back were the same person
#i know i said before that i wouldnt say their url publicly but they deactivated that specific blog so i dont feel bad about it now#do people even remember the torture guy#if you dont remember or just werent into sonic at the time basically they were spamming random sonic fans with asks and dms#that were just long ass messages about how they would torture or kill certain sonic characters#and bad things that they wish would happen to them. it was So weird#and they had like a million different blogs because people kept blocking them and they wouldnt take that as a sign to fuck off#i remember they kept bothering me for months even after they stopped sending stuff to every single sonic blog ever#but rescuesonic3 seems to be targeting sonic movie blogs specifically rather than general sonic blogs#and also they dont really talk about the same characters that torture guy liked to focus on#so maybe they are different people. but i cant help but wonder because some of the stuff theyre saying has a similar vibe#they havent interacted with me at all but i feel like now that im saying something about it its gonna summon them LMAO
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