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Obliviously fruity vs excellent gaydar (inspired by @justin-chapmanswers's last stream lol)
#inanimate insanity#ii taco#taco ii#oj ii#ii oj#payjay#implied payjay#ii mic#mic ii#loomy's memes#loomy's art#i think salt turned him off of romance so hard that he just didnt really think abt his sexuality#then he woke up next to paper one day and was like “oh shit”#and then went on about his usual business#everyone thought he was gay but in the closet so they never said anything#but he was actually just oblivious to it until he wasnt#his coming out was literally just “salt im GAY leave me ALONE”#he didnt make a big deal out of it and everyone else knew so they all just moved on#other than salt but yk#and taco can sniff out a fellow queer from 2763 miles away#she wins many bets thanks to this#mostly bets with nickel#hopefully this isnt too crunchy#trying to embrace the suck so i can have fun#embrace the suck!!!!!! i can do it!!!#*explodes*
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The Nobleman or 양반 (yangban): The smiling face represents the bluff and composure that an aristocrat is often known to have. The chin is a separate piece from the top of the mask, and the actors can lean forward and back to make the mask smile or frown as needed.
This monk who abandons his doctrines, or 취발이 (chwibari): Chwibari was originally a monk, but he had no intention of joining the monastic order, so he came down to the world and wanders. Represented with a forehead full of wrinkles and spots.
The widow or, 부네 (Punae/bune): represented to be a widow, or a kisaeng ( a woman who sang, danced, or played an instrument to provide entertainment for company at a drinking party), or a mistress of the Yangban. She has a very small mouth, round cheeks and forehead- giving a general look of happiness good-humor.
#skz#stray kids#skzedit#bystay#obligatory i am no expert take it with a grain of salt blah blah#theres no changbin bc you cant see the mask clearly and no hyunjin because as best I can figure his mask is a General/high ranking official#but most of those are modern productions and dont have any real descriptions or anything.#these plays were made to mock the upper classes so the nobleman is p much always treated like a fool or bastard lol#also these all change depending on the location- so like the chwibari is usually a negative portrayal of a monk who drinks and parties#and isnt very... monk-ly lets say- but then theres a story where he saves his lover from a lecherous monk and they get married so 🤷♀️#he wasnt a monk that iteration though or he abandoned his studies ?#and then the widow/concubine varies from sympathetic young widow to a kinda femme fatale who seduces the nobleman/scholars#Will any of this play into the concept? probably not. they dont really commit to concepts lbr#but still! it was interesting to look into and the masks are pretty to boot so this was fun :)#it'd be cool if they did a mask dance. i always loved thunderous for the traditional elements so i hope that happens#also YEAH a korean seungmin girl saying she was sad the foreign fans wouldnt get the significance bc she wants to see 'secondary art'#did inspire this (of course i'd wanna know why he was the only one given a womans mask dont act surprised)#bc im pretty sure i know what she means by secondary art and LMAO#i see right through you.... and into myself maybe#long post
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My entry for the SatoSho Discord Weekly Prompt: Just Friends
#lmao this isnt salty at aaaaaaaaalll I sweaaaarrr#basically these are all comments i got under my satosho art#most of them pare pinterest so take it with a grain of salt#people are mostly really nice to me or ignore my art#the shit in pinterest tho holy fuck loooll#its quite entertaining i encourage you to search for my art on pinterest for some good laughs#anyway yeah of course satoru and shoko are just friends#who kiss#and stuff#the best friends#i hope you can read it its very small... maybe you need to download and enhance#satosho#satoshoko#satoru gojo#shoko ieiri#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#fanart
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at some point in disability you stop wanting to "get better" and this is just really hard for able bodied people to understand for some reason
#i had an interaction with a doctor which prompted this#theyre almost certainly a quack but they promised they could find a cure for my eds#to be unequivocal no such thing exists eds is genetic and changing that is beyond the current limits of medicine in almost every case#i was there for regular blood testing and when they said this to me my response was pretty unenthusiastic#something like 'thats not really what im here for'#which was clearly completely baffling to the doctor#part of that has to do with the way doctors are really solution oriented but also#i dont really want to be 'cured'#its hard to explain but this is my body now and ive gotten used to it#what matters is my day to day quality of life not a return to 'normal'#in my eyes disability isnt a bad thing its a neutral one#the idea that im okay with being permanently disabled is intolerable to able bodied society#this doctor has a ton of pther red flags id like to separately post about but ive gone on long enough#to the person who sent me the ask about intersectionality bw transgender and disabled identity#i see you it just turns out a lot of research has been needed to answer you#a reply is coming tho#anyway#disability#salt baby talks#chronic illness#ehlers danlos syndrome#postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome#ableism
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giggling and kicking my feet and prancing into my armchair to watch this annoying guy do embarrassing things on my tv show with his hot friend . and also Tim is there
#when i was in college i tried watching psych and didnt really get it#but now i'm much older and able to appreciate immature media to a much greater degree and also sufficient time has passed#that it actually IS possible to get nostalgic for the years in which i was in high school#and also tim is literally in this one . its tim!! pre-hot but still. i mean. i guess you could consider him not BAD looking#but the moment he became a longhair guy with a salt and pepper beard he became so many thousands of times hotter#that the whole clean-cut look is positively uninspired . sitting here watching this show like . oh my god he doesnt know he's hot yet#one of those actors that. due to my strange and esoteric media education. ive basically watched the career of backwards#galavant came out before seasons nine and ten of spn. or at least concurrently . which means i am watching his earliest stuff last#ahhh tim. thee biblical#psych#this isnt even about those other guys anymore#i think also the first time i watched psych i was really mad at my dad and he and i were in a horrible phase of our relationship#and also he was just a dick in general at the time. so i got upset when the character and his dad started getting along#i was like fuck that . i hate you old guy#and i quit midway through s1#i think i'm on the first episode i didn't vaguely remember from back then it has a cat
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i had seen the first post before and i didn't really feel like making a post about it, but that addition in the reblog makes me want to.
i don't ship zutara but i can see why people like it. it did have a lot of potential and after zuko's redemption arc, i don't think a relationship with katara would be toxic or abusive in any way.
the main reason for this is because their conflict was never personal. zuko and katara were enemies but neither of them knew much about each other, so there were no personal attacks. there were no jabs at each other's insecurities and for most part, they were on par with each other when fighting. katara was slightly stronger than zuko but she never used her strength to endlessly torture zuko and revel in his pain. he never did that to her either.
so yeah, an enemies to lovers arc would have been possible with zuko and katara because their conflict revolved around the fact that zuko was trying to capture aang. and after his redemption arc, he was able to form a good friendship with katara, which could have then turned into a romantic relationship. (it didn't but i'm not in the mood for kataang vs zutara discourse rn i'm not a big fan of either ship)
it's not my cup of tea but it is a healthy relationship with mutual respect.
that's not the case with c//a. you cannot compare it to zutara because catra's and adora's relationship was toxic even before they became enemies. catra had started exhibiting abusive traits from when she was around 5 or 6. and she never stopped it.
and catra's “redemption arc” doesn't do shit to save their relationship because she remains self-centered and toxic till the end. she keeps victim blaming and manipulating adora and they still get together somehow.
“toxic ppl just can't understand redemption arcs” ah, the uno reverse. i see you. calling people toxic for not liking your favourite ship is totally justified, i guess. also calling them sexist and lesbiphobes, that's nothing new in the spop fandom honestly. and calling catra's characterization in s5 a “redemption arc” is the biggest joke i've heard.
this person really saw zuko's redemption arc that stretched out in three seasons where he slowly sees the damage the fire nation did to the entire world and starts taking accountability for his actions and making amends, then saw catra literally making a last-minute decision to save glimmer and doing absolutely nothing else to change herself or reflect on her actions, continuing to abuse her partner/sister; and they thought “yep. these are the same.”
#also zuko and katara aren't siblings hope that helps!#spop salt#spop criticism#spop discourse#spop#spop critical#she ra#anti spop#anti stans#anti catra#anti catradora#anti c//a#antic//a#anticatra#anticatradora#not to mention zuko never tried to end the world#or abused any of the characters#anyway ik this isnt really worth saying bc c//a stans are never going to get their heads out of their asses
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worst trope is found family separating as soon as the antagonist is dealt with.
#yes this is about voltron and it's also about guardians of the galaxy#what james gunn did to gamora in GOTG3 is criminal#i understand why they did it but to end with her GOING BACK TO THE RAVAGERS?#fail end.#seriously#and it doesnt even make sense bc ofc the high evolutionary isnt going to be the last problem they would deal with#in just a few years they encountered 5 people trying to destroy the universe and who were incredibly difficult foes#youre finna tell me there will never be a situation like that for the rest of their lives?#gtfo#and mantis' end was dumb too not even sorry#i can tolerate drax and nebula's ends.#but everyone else?#stupid#even peter's ending was fucking moronic. bro can pop in on the weekends he doesnt need to be a live in nurse for his grandpa#it's just such a major letdown and sucks everytime a director/author decides to split up the found family permanently#at least with voltron you can rationalize it by saying 'oh they never really wouldve hung out with eachother if they werent forced to for#voltron and werent forced to fight a war together.' and i can see it bc none of them DO hang out together before voltron#they barely even hang out AFTER they become voltron#keith and shiro hang out bc of the adoption/fostering/mentoring thing. lance and hunk MIGHT hang out bc they were already teammates#it's important to note that we never really see hunk and lance being bffs. theyre just friendly to eachother.#this becomes even more apparent once hunk and pidge actually become friends. it's very obvious hunk was just being friendly to lance.#just friendly.#(take this with a grain of salt bc ive only watched the whole series one time. i refuse to acknowledge anything after se 2.)#so yeah it does make more sense theyd all go their own ways but not even the small friend groups stay together at the end!#pidge and hunk are in completely different galaxies from eachother. same with keith and shiro#lance is isolated from all of them bc post se 3 writing team genuinely hated him and failed him as a character.#but GOTG3? they CHOSE to band together time and time again. they CHOSE to be a team. they CHOSE to be family#for every single one of them to say 'nah fuck that i want to be on my own bc uhhh reasons!' is a lame ending.#period.#gotg3
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Lucas' Salt Mines Hideout in Resident Evil 7: Not A Hero (2017)
#crimson's gifs: resident evil#Resident Evil#RE#Resident Evil 7#RE7#Resident Evil Biohazard#RE Biohazard#Resident Evil 7 Not A Hero#RE Not a Hero#I really hate Chris and I hate this dlc but ill be damned if this isnt some really good scenery#I hate that the good scenery is left out of the main game its sucks#The Salt Mines#Salt Mines#Salt Mines RE7
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Idk. I think the worst feeling in the world is clean tests on a sick pet.
#GV isnt doing too hot#like. Shes older . Really old for a dwarf gourami.#but it still sucks to see her in such rough shape with a0no²0no³0ph8temp75.#i know 8 is on the higher end but she did worse at 7.5 and the tank at the lfs i got her from was 8.#shes 5 but Still.#Shes still alert and eating but shes not moving like she used too#she had a few really bad lesions. but those healed with salt and time so i think she just got spooked somehow
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how did u feel about the 2nd Terrifier movie? i saw it on a first date so it wasn’t the best experience… but revisiting it I can enjoy it more. good sfx
So the first one is 1h30m i believe, and I know when I watched it and saw I was 40 minutes in i was like wow its been that long and it feels like not much has happened huh. But then it did what it did and it ended.
For the second one I was like oh its been 40 minutes. Hopefully it starts kicking off like the first one. And then after what felt like an hour only 10 more minutes had passed LOL and the entire rest of the movie felt dis way
I like that this one had more of a semblance of a plot... The clown cafe song is stuck in my head... Sfx is good but hm im not sure how to describe this....im not one of those "omg this is just a legal snuff film u guys are evil for watching this" people nor am i a "ermm if u cant handle this ur a prude and a little baby actually" person but more somewhere in between or outside. I love movie gore, when i was younger I watched Saw SOLELY for the traps, i didnt even know the plot until more recently LMAO
but obviously That One Scene...idk! I dont think it was too much in the "prude" way nor was i clapping and cheering but it did evoke a "ok come on wrap it up" feeling from me...like these faces combined...does dis make sense. Not walking-out-of-the-theater disgust and revulsion OR enjoyment/glee but just mostly straight faced this ⬇️
The first movie has a naked woman being split in half from coochie down so its definitely not the gore itself here that evoked this emotion ykwim
#werewolfclaws#skunk mail#the only adjacent way i can describe it is you know when someone makes an unfunny joke#and when you think its not funny they think its because the joke is problematic and youre a snowflake#but its just that the joke isnt funny#whatever the equivalent of that is for horror movie gore is how i feel#like is it well done? yes. im not walking out of the theater im not throwing up im not pointing and laughing at people who get very#uncomfortable about it but i am making the above faces at like. oh youre ripping her arm#off then tearing her other arm in half and then stabbing her and THEN pouring bleach on her and the salt thing OKAYYY WE GET ITTT#in the same way u roll ur eyes when u hear a corny ass joke like yessss ok fine sure#like its just Silly...not in a ''and thats offensive and bad and evil'' way...i really dk how to word it!#ITS THE SAME WAY I FEEL WITH THAT STUPID LASER COLLAR TRAP IN JIGSAW.#its not like OMG THATS SO GORY AND SCARY 😨😱 LIKE NO ITS JUST A DUMB TRAP#that doesnt mean i hate the movie or franchise and all who enjoy it but i do roll my eyes and jab my thumb at it like get a load of this#long post#i guess i felt the way about That One Scene as i felt about the later scene where art just rips that guys dick off#like. its a clown ripping a guys dick off. its obvious not Serious. but im looking into the camera like im on the office about it#i think that might be the closest comparison...if it were any other movie genre you'd just be like ugh corny jokes!#but here its like oh corny ass gore!#i mean i watched it and im still gonna watch the 3rd#i dont think id ever watch the 2nd one on again for fun bc of how it dragged onnnnn#nor would i ever rec it to someone else like i do with saw#etc etc
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Me and @mac-cheez were talking about the idea of Mephisto's birthday passing while he's staying with the princesses and Prax thinks he's dead and we made this joke that they let Nathaniel get the cake and he comes back with a red velvet butterfly cake, which is the worst thing he could have possibly done
#just the fact that its his first birthday without his sister has mephisto sobbing but now their throwing a party and hes crying even harder#because he doesnt want to celebrate if prax isnt there#so they give him the cake because at least eating it might make him feel better#but then they open it and its shaped like a butterfly#imagine it even has black icing#and then they cut it open and its red inside because red velvet#to really top it all off#due to some mishap caused by the princess' fighting prax i. that bakery#the sugar got mixed up with salt and the cake tastes disgusting#it is the worst day of mephisto's life#even worse than when he “died” (at least thats what he says)#lolirock#lolirock mephisto
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okay now time to turn my phone off & pick among my awesome scenarios to think about as i pass out
#who will win. it might be the divorce again bc i forgot to write again. or draw for that matter fuck#i did cook food today though! & i even used spices when i realised how long id gone without using spices i got scared#pepper & salt isnt enough man what have i been doing (been severely mentally ill like really fucking bad)
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I just don't understand people who don't do a COVID test when they get sick
#like yes of course for some people thats not affordable#but for the vast majority money isnt the issue#i picked up a sore throat and congestion over the weekend and figured it was allergies#i was pretty damn sure but i coughed last night and thats unusual#so i bit the bullet and at 7 fucking am this morning i went and found a covid test before work#good thing too because by the time i got to work the test was positive#because of that im within the window for paxlovid#and i havent really exposed that many people#my brother in christ this shit kills people#its not the common cold#the responsible thing to do is to test when youre fucking sick#and isolate if you know its covid#i have no idea on what criteria i qualified for paxlovid but im guessing it was asthma#heres hoping my mcas doesnt throw a tantrum about this#its entirely possible i caught this from my coworker#who did not test at all and stopped wearing a mask after a day or two#they know about my health issues and i cant help but feel hurt about how little they cared about the possible consequences to me#i should be fine btw im not even feeling particularly sick#salt baby talks#disability#chronic illness
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pro tip for people who want to write spanish speaking characters speaking spanish / using spanish pet names just look up already existing terms of endearment don’t plug in english petnames into an english to spanish translation and using that its not going to give the same effect
#lamb.talks#for example if you wanted a spanish speaking character to call reader ‘sweet girl’#dont plug that into an eng to spanish translation because you will get ‘dulce niña’ which to my knowledge isnt really what people say#you can go w the reader being referred to as ‘que linda’ / ‘mi niña linda’ if u wanted#i dont really see dulce being used the same way sweet is used to describe people in spanish as in english#but do take this w a grain of salt LMAO i am a not the best spanish speaker in the world
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also im expanding on my last rb its been a while since i watched f&c and i frankly do not care enough to go back and see if im misremembering shit but after a while simons wet cat babygirl thing was hella overmilked to the point where it was hard to take him remotely seriously as a grown ass man and at times as a character wit depression bc after ep 2ish anytime there was something actually deep to sit with it was like. instantly negated with some kind of in your face remark or something idk
#cool posts#adventure time#i think this is just another one of the ways that (comma) while nice (comma) f&c isnt really much more than a spinoff and some form of#canon closure. it strongly lacks a lot of the original charm and deeper meaning of at#which isnt like. an objectively good or bad thing#but objectivity out of the way i think that sucks soft boiled eggs bc there was this really cool Thing and now theres This Uninspired Thing#idk if thats the word#and dont even get me started on fucking casper and nova again#was pretty much the same metaphors as frost vs fire except simon is a grown ass man so it doesnt ebem make sense and even then thats waterin#g down fvf#i really think that if f&c gets a season 2 ew that they needa be given more idk whats the word bandwidth to actually make something meaningf#ul rather than what came off to me as ‘oh i like at lets make something with that’#takw this with a grain of salt tho bc i do not like 3d animation in 2d studf most of the time (absolutely gorg standalone designs tho) & i a#lso dont like pop culture references deadass was sitting there bulging forehead vein at the zababy thing idk why it pisses me off sm
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thanks to tiktok last night, I learned that the infamous lines
"I drink bourbon."
"Like a good ol' boy..."
May be a reference to Don McLean's American Pie; "Them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye"
and I never thought about it til that moment...and I could see Johnny making a small reference but Ghost not catching it at all so he's just like clarifying "Yeah love that shit" which just has Johnny make a mental note that if they get out alive, he's playing him the classic tune.
#cod rambles#cod mw2#cod ghost#cod soap#ghostsoap#listen this is from tiktok so take it with a grain of salt#but johnny seems the time to make obscure song references#not that American Pie is an obscure song but do you really think Ghost has heard it beyond a film showing it or something?#anyway just thought id inform the cod fandom here#love lil easter eggs like these#the ''if you know you know'' thing that isnt hard to figure out#the edit to the song was good too btw#cant remember if i faved it or not but thank you user for making it
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