#this isnt necessarily /r

[justaz]

can’t stop thinking about merthian,,,

beautiful and talented queen of nemeth visiting camelot and everyone is like “are they getting married this time?” and nope! mithian is dragging merlin through the lower town laughing her ass off, both of them covered in mud, while some incoherent yelling is following them. oh yeah and mithian? the queen? dressed in what looks like one of merlin’s outfits. pants and all!!

merlin whispering in both arthur and mithian’s ears as the feast progresses, making fun of the snobby nobles and sharing the gossip he catches. mithian choking on her wine as she stifles a laugh while arthur just bites back a smile, all too used to merlin’s antics

[joshuamj]

EoW Zelda and Link designs

[ilynpilled]

re “most popular lannister in fandom” discussion lol i love cersei obv but im not particularly shocked at her not being as immensely popular as her brothers in book circles. not even just because of misogyny but the type of character that she is and her “likability”. nonetheless, there is a lot to say and discuss about her and her complexity anyway and id love to see that more over “girlboss delulu queen x100”. idrgaf about what others think but the only thing that kinda bugs me is when i see multiple ppl complain about tyrion specifically lacking the intrigue and discussion that sorrounds jaime sometimes (which is a gripe i entirely understand and resonate with, especially bc we can guess the types of things it could be rooted in; and there is a lot of material to discuss with him ofc) and then never discussing him or really mentioning him themselves either, especially centering him. like ye i write like 800 pages on jaime or whatever and not as much about the other two bc i find him the most compelling personally for whatever reason but lol thats just me. be the change u want to see, especially if u find him the most interesting personally

[kissycat]

What's nice about French for me as opposed to e.g. English or CZECH (looking at you ř) is that the r comes so naturally and I can fully lean into it without struggle.... posteurrrrrs de merrrrde

[yanankim]

babe wake up new baby hui photos just dropped

[twowink]

tho . ok i will say that i do disagree w the mentality of found family = Parenting or Siblings also . the way i see it at least is that its not about considering each other family as much as its loving each other Like family

[lukesunbornn]

bruh i get such a superiority complex over being a good writer

[nomaishuttle]

What would you consider to be middle class though? Cus I had an American Girl doll but I think I was still poor lmao credit card debt

tbh i dont think owning like. A american girl doll makes u middleclass or anything i think i said that lol. bc its like.. a big purchase you save for. but the girl i was talking abt and didnt seem to realize that was like ... not the same for other ppl she was just like "LOL i was just soo into american girl doll i know more abt american girl dolls than you do" when its like No your family could just afford to buy you a rly extravagant gift a couple times over.

[kristiliqua]

oh i fear this was literally me 😭😭😭 like “hm tim seems to be getting his throat slit a lot ! guess thats a thing that happened (that jason did) in canon”

that was before i tried looking for batfam accs on twitter and realized that Damn people Hate some of the fics i enjoyed (or at least i think . eye dee kay) for reasons that i dont necessarily know for sure , but can infer . i am now aware that theres a Whole Thing with fanon and canon n shit in the batfandom and its heavily apparent in fics . so now im Vaguely searching for whats actually canon n whatnot (like i get comic readers being peeved at mischaracterization . but also i already bookmarked a fuckton of fics and i aint unbookmarking them now . its too late . besides i liked the fic when i read it at the time so . whatever idk 😭 i think some ppl may care a lil Too much [its fanfiction ffs] but i get the feeling 100% . as long as u dont go harassing ppl for it and ppl arent claiming fanon as canon when they dont know shit [bc why r u talking when u clearly dont have a solid grasp on canon] , then yea . shore)

Reading all this Batfam fic has me trying to guess what stuff happened in canon based on how often it's referenced in multiple works like I'm some scholar trying to reconstruct some ancient lost ur-text based on other people's retellings of it. Like, I'm pretty sure the Batman canon included a scene where Red Hood breaks into the Titans Tower, attacks Tim Drake, and leaves a message saying "Jason Todd was here." Variants of it have shown up in quite a few fics I've read. Do I know the details? Not really. I think that Tim's shoulder was dislocated and the other Titans were drugged, too, but I'm less sure about those than I am of the event broadly happening. Granted, the first fandom in which I read copious amounts of fic is Danny Phantom, notorious for its extensive fanon, so I'm aware that I can't say conclusively whether or not Red Hood attacked Tim Drake in Titans Tower. But I'm pretty sure it happened.

[itsalwaysdark]

if anybody with absolute control over reality wanted to be obsessed with me and put me into a bunch of scenarios they designed usually resulting in my death only to bring me back and make me do more Well i for one would be happy about it and i wouldnt complain and i would do all my scenarios and tests and die over and over and be happy about it . my phone number is 9

[bigshort2015]

im too much of a hater for womens health forums online. like theres some genuinely good advice and commiseration on there but at the same time everybody is too nice to call ppl crazy when they post about putting garlic in their vaginas

[mekatrio]

seto................

[femmefaggot]

sometimes its like is this rly important? is it?

[nudibutch]

the miele c1 dog and cat. id honestly even do the miele c1 turbo team:

i want a miele because of:

- build quality

- quietness (good for mitigating sensory overload when vacuuming)

- cannister vac style (i live in a small space so "dragging it around" not a big issue/radius not a big issue, plus lighter weight than an upright/easy to move around)

- better reach for crevices, drapes, etc

- this post someone made who has adhd and explaining that a good quality product has helped them clean better because of how much less time it takes to clean their house

adulthood is lusting over vacuums you can't afford

[gunnerfc]

Kyra Cooney-Cross NSFW Alphabet (18+, minors DNI!) [bottom!kyra]

A: Aftercare

Kyra is very clingy after sex and just wants you close to her, she won’t let you get up even if it is to get her something

B: Body Part (their favorite body part of themselves and their partner)

Kyra’s favorite body part is her thighs, she loves it when you leave kisses and hickies all over her thighs when you go down on her

Her favorite body part of yours is your hands, aside from the obvious reason, she loves feeling them on her body

C: Cum (anything to do with cum)

Kyra loves making out with you after you go down on her and the taste of her on your lips

D: Dirty Secret 

She’s into the idea of either of you taking videos or pictures during sex to look at or watch whenever you are apart and are feeling needy

E: Experience (Are they experienced? Do they know what they are doing?) 

She is experienced but most of her experience was being more in control but she discovered early on with you that she liked being on the receiving end of most things

F: Favorite Position 

She loves having you go down on her or riding your face

G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous?)

She’ll make little jokes here and there because she can’t help herself but she’s more serious as the night goes on

I: Intimacy (How intimate are they during the moment?)

Sex with Kyra is very intimate

J: Jack off (Masturbation HC) 

She only gets herself off when you aren’t home but she’ll wait until she knows you’re almost home so you can walk in on her moaning

K: Kink (One or more of their kinks) 

Kyra has a praise kink and always whines when you praise her

L: Location (Favorite place to have sex)

Kyra doesn’t care necessarily but she does want it to be somewhat private

M: Motivation (What turns them on?) 

Having your hands on her is enough to turn her on, she just loves feeling you hold her

N: No (Something they wouldn't do)

She’s not into doing anything that might be too painful for either of you

O: Oral (Preference on giving or receiving)

Receiving, she’d keep you between her legs for ages if she could

P: Pace (Fast & Rough? Slow & Sensual?) 

Most nights it’s slow and sensual but if you’re feeling a little jealous or Kyra has been a bit of a brat, it’ll be rougher

Q: Quickie (Thoughts on quickies) 

They happen often especially right before leaving for training because Kyra can’t keep her hands to herself

R: Risk (Are they open to experimenting) 

Kyra’s open to some things but she is willing to try something once if you bring it up

S: Stamina (How many rounds) 

You two go for quite a few rounds that are on the longer side

T: Toys 

You do use a strap here and there but you mainly prefer to pleasure her with your mouth

U: Unfair (Do they like the tease)

She’ll tease you despite being on the bottom to make you fuck her faster and harder

V: Volume (How loud are they? What sounds do they make) 

Kyra isnt the loudest but she’s not quiet either, She is not loud enough for someone to possibly hear her if you were somewhere less private

W: Wild Card (Random HC)

During training one day, Kyra made it her personal mission to be the biggest pest ever and purposely distract you from everything you were trying to do and you punished her for it when you two got home later that evening

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

It’s on the higher side, she can’t keep her hands to herself to save her life

Z: ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

Neither of you fall asleep right after sex, and both of you stay up for a bit just talking about random things before sleep catches up to both of you

[grecoromanyaoi]

like all things, forbidding minors from drinking doesnt actually. stop minors from drinking. it just makes them go drink behind their parents backs. and like isnt it better for a parent to be there to teach their child about how to safely drink n b there to support them n help them see how alcohol affects them n help them think thru whether or not they like that affect rather than have them experiment being drunk w other kids, w/o supervision, n usually in a less safe environment. like obv this doesnt apply to all households bc naturally a home isnt necessarily a safe environment but in general. if u had kids, would u rather let ur 14 y/o have a glass of wine at dinner when u/ppl u trust r there of have them get drunk w their friends on the beach and not tell u at all, even if they get hurt. bc these r p much the two options. like id rather the kids in my life b comfortable calling me at 2am like 'hey im rly drunk can u come pick me up' rather than have them find their way home intoxicated yknow.