#this isn't serious or is it? || crack

[hughesxmaes]

"We're not old. We're only just starting to live life!"

[hughesxmaes]

"If you get bigger than the whole house will burn down. I could give you a little bit, but I will have to put something over you so you don't get too big."

"What!? I bust my fireballs to keep this house warm and you deny me a drink?? For shame!"

[sssarrrra]

Asagiri said that Fyodor would gift his lover a country (or a land).

Do you know what country this would be?

A Promised Land 💀

Dostoevsky would literally send his loved one to Heaven. So he can reunite with them later. And anyway, if earth is such a horrible place, why would Dostoy want his lover to stay there?

By this definition, Fyodor has already "confessed" to so many people. Since he has murdered so much, maybe, he is poly? Who knows 🤔

Maybe, Dostoy wants to go to Paradise and have a harem there. So if he kills someone he fancies, this person's soul just teleports to heaven and joins other people Dostoy has "picked" to be together.

[hughesxmaes]

@calciferisms

n o

"Okay, I am actually sober right now and you're speaking to me still."

[spinji]

Genuinely what other interpretation could you give this other than Bakugou holding up and supporting Izuku's dream when it starts to waver and he stuggles to keep it together on his own. And that Katsuki is the only person who loves Izuku that much to be there for him on such an intimate level. His friends, his family, his teachers, they're all important to him but they are not the one and only Kacchan Bakugou.

I diagnose you both with terminal yaoi.

[hughesxmaes]

“I sure do!”

"Hi there. Do you like empaths?"

[liquid-clear]

I see your Pearl (Steven Universe)/Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty) which implies they live in the same universe. and I know we both know that Rick and Morty and Gravity Falls are linked so I raise you Pearl (Steven Universe)/Sanford Pines (Gravity Falls). But we also know from Pearl (Steven Universe)/ Amethyst (Steven Universe) that Pearl is Messy With Her Exes. So I go EVEN FURTHER and raise you Pearl (Steven Universe)/Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls). And he was divorced a few times so it's plausible. Maybe.

[playingplayer2]

Took a whole bunch of pictures of my mask in my back yard today (shortly before being hit by a thunderstorm) and then promptly peeled the paint off my mask because it's had the same design since like December lmao

[menlove]

no but ppl being shocked abt poll results showing that most of us were not fucking, drinking, doing drugs, and partying in high school are so funny. like

a) most people on this website also going by polls are like 25-35 and still have never fucked and don't drink regularly why do you think they would have done that in high school

b) brother most of us were on HERE in high school. the Cool Popular Tumblr User was probably on here in junior year cosplaying as a homestuck character or writing superwholock fanfiction or saving themselves for harry styles or something

im glad many of us have discovered the joys of gay sex and all but are you shocked that it didn't happen while we were telling all of our classmates embarrassing fandom jokes only we understood? be serious

[hughesxmaes]

"This is news to me! Well, I learn something new everyday about you, it's OUTSTANDING!"

"Yes, the knowledge just automatically went into my brain from being there. I thought you knew that."

[fxckinemo]

i think i just met an angel????

[hughesxmaes]

"Do I need to teach ya how to cook, Roy?'

@flameleads

[sapphire-sans]

They turned graceful, sarcastic Toothless into a fucking slobbering muscular dog with giant eyes, removing the last drops of intelligence and elegance from him (probably because males can't be elegant, right???). And they literally turned Light Fury into a tampon with glitter, a dragon Barbie, etc. The whole point of her design is not in the "sea theme". NO. It's the fact that she is so smooth and feminine stupidly because Toothless needs an ideal female, so that even a one-year-old child can understand that she is a WOMAN.

I KNOW RIGHT????

My least favorite scene in the trailer was when Toothless woke up from when Hiccup knocked him out of the sky. HIS EYES OMG. His eyes were SIDE-EYEING Hiccup in the animated version, saying "Don't you dare fucking kill me." But in the live-action version, his eyes were saying "Please kill me. Just do it."

And in some parts of the trailer, he looks scaly, like a lizard, but in other parts he's SMOOTH??? AND WHY DOES HICCUP LOOK LIKE A MAN.

[kiigan]

updates on the Adopt Sasuke's Friends plan:

Suigetsu ✓ - adopted and co-parented with Kisame

Karin - in the process of being adopted

Juugo - still to be found

[mad-hunts]

imagine how drastically different spending a day with barton could be as his friend though... like, it's literally a coin flip between him doing something illegal but perhaps objectively kind of funny in a 'wtf is happening?' way, to him doing just completely morally bankrupt. and for the first thing, i'm talking about barton stealing all of the candles of a certain scent from a store because he liked it and because 'they're already making enough money.' or, for the latter, barton not telling your muse anything about how everything they're doing that day is to prepare for him to MURDER someone. which then all of a sudden comes to a climax when he kills them like that is a totally okay to do (and this is sarcasm, OFC jsjsj) while he genuinely thinks he looks like this to your muse afterward when he just committed a damn atrocity:

[hughesxmaes]

"I didn't know I had a fan."

"Lemme say as someone who seen someone escape death, I never saw someone escape it quite like you do. What I'm trying to say is..."

"...That i'm a Hughes fan."