#that little guy looking up innocently at your muse ☠️ anyhow though are you all tired of me making these crack-y posts yet / j
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imagine how drastically different spending a day with barton could be as his friend though... like, it's literally a coin flip between him doing something illegal but perhaps objectively kind of funny in a 'wtf is happening?' way, to him doing just completely morally bankrupt. and for the first thing, i'm talking about barton stealing all of the candles of a certain scent from a store because he liked it and because 'they're already making enough money.' or, for the latter, barton not telling your muse anything about how everything they're doing that day is to prepare for him to MURDER someone. which then all of a sudden comes to a climax when he kills them like that is a totally okay to do (and this is sarcasm, OFC jsjsj) while he genuinely thinks he looks like this to your muse afterward when he just committed a damn atrocity:
#OF MONSTERS AND MEN: musings.#ooc post.#yeah i... idk what this is y'all but i swear to god he either has the most gremlin-like energy or decides to go postal around the right-#people if that makes any sense. like obviously stealing candles from a multi-million corporation is minor in comparison to literally-#murdering someone BUT it still isn't good JSJSJ and by the 'right people' i mean those who already know who he is / are aware-#of his 'dollmaker' persona because at the end of the day he isn't trying to get arrested despite how contrary to the fact this all-#may seem AHHH. also i'm sorry for using that picture y'all but i just... i still find it kind of funny in a bad way NGL BAHAHAH#and of course i'm not trying to make light out of him being a bad person. he is just SO ridiculous that he would think he looks like-#that little guy looking up innocently at your muse ☠️ anyhow though are you all tired of me making these crack-y posts yet / j#NAH i kiddd but yeah. i promise i'll post some more serious stuff on here soon but this just popped up in my head and i had to-#get it out of my system mostly due to the image of him just stuffing a bunch of candles in a backpack is hilarious to me
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