#this isn't mine btw

[minecraftcoalblock]

[blizz4rd1203]

They just don't make em this sexy anymore

[brainfilehasstoppedworking]

I have no caption just look at this stoopid fuck

[jjdogasaur]

Top ten images taken right before disaster

[cha0sdumpster]

*throws up*

....

[seancefemme]

yeah well you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[royalarchivist]

Phil: I have something to show you first, hold on... you might want to stand back for this, Cellbit.

Phil:

[elitisim]

SIMBLRWEEN WEEK 2: HORRORSCOPES!

HAPPY HALLOWEiNER EVERYONE! Hope you've all had the ookiest, kookiest, megalamookiest, ding-dang dookiest, spooky season this year! So to wrap simblrween 2024 up I'll be posting a treat themed after the scariest creature known to man: astrology bitches.

INFORMATION:

None of this is my original work! All mesh credit goes to the items' original creators: @simpliciaty-cc, @serenity-cc, @christopher067, and @arthabee!

Set contains accessories for Teen ➤ Elder Females

Polycount is 6.5-7.5k for each the Zodiac 1 and 2 Necklaces and 1.5-1.6k for the Starsign Necklaces.

anything that looks weird in CAS looks fine in game.

Everything has all morphs, LODS and custom thumbnails

Static preview pictures, and download links for everything is under the cut.

Still Hate Astrology?

Fine, Coward 😒. There are 6 technically 7 other Accessories for you too, but they're hidden under the cut as punishment for you being boring.

tagging: @xto3conversionsfinds \\ @kpccfinds\\ @sssvitlanz\\ @pis3update

[PICK AND CHOOSE]

[FULL SET, MERGED]

[FULL SET, SEPARATED]

[PICK AND CHOOSE]

[FULL SET, MERGED]

[FULL SET, SEPARATED]

[PICK AND CHOOSE]

[FULL SET, SEPARATED]

[FULL SET, MERGED]

@christopher067: Bushel Necklace // 5k Poly // [Download Here] @christopher067: Divine Necklace // 1.9k Poly // [Download Here] @christopher067:Luxury Earrings V1 // 3.8k Poly // [Download Here]

@christopher067: Easy Necklace // 1.5k Poly // [Download Here] @simpliciaty-cc: Elise Rings //6.5k Poly// [Download Right] [Download Left] @arethabee: Quinn Earrings // 2.3k Poly // [Download Here]

[PICK AND CHOOSE]

[ALL ZODIAC NECKLACES MERGED]

[ALL ZODIAC NECKLACES UNMERGED]

[ALL EXTRAS MERGED] [ALL EXTRAS UNMERGED]

[ALL ZODIACS + EXTRAS MERGED]

[ALL ZODIACS + EXTRAS UNMERGED]

[iamacolor]

Casual touches between Sol and Sunjae 💛

LOVELY RUNNER - EPISODE 16

[harlequinides]

misc bg3 art from the last few months

[psyxmantis]

afterlife dance lessons <3

[honestlywhyamibackhere]

Literally Crowley and Aziraphale

[khaotunq]

TYPECAST: Khaotung Thanawat edition

[kazutora-kurokawa]

I'm just going to ask this... vampire!rindou x vampire slayer!reader? an encounter that ends with the two of them fucking? 😋

Vampire!Rindou x Vampire Slayer!Reader

♡ NSFW, fem reader, breaking and entering, reader is lowkey strong asf, biting + bloodsucking, rough sex, unprotected sex+creampie ♡

note: thanks for requesting love 🩷 sorry it's so late

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Rindou was having a peaceful night in, relaxing in his room and messing around with the DJ table Ran had brought him, when he heard a loud crash. He didn't think much of it though, assuming that it was Ran coming home wasted or making a mess in the kitchen. However, he quickly became aware of your presence when you kicked his bedroom door in, knocking it off the hinges.

He jumped out of bed, ready to defend himself before he caught a glimpse of your face. Even though it was partially covered by a mask, he could just tell that you were the prettiest woman he's ever seen in his life. He went from on defense to pure simp, you could've stepped on him and he wouldn't have cared. You can tell he let his guard down and immediately get suspicious, thinking that he's planning on attacking you.

Yet the way he's looking at your body makes it obvious that he has other intentions, and for once in your career, you might just have to make an exception and fuck your target. He looked as if he wanted to absolutely devour you, the desire evident in his eyes as he pounced on you, pinning you on the floor. He bit down harshly on your neck, sucking your blood and biting harder when he felt your nails digging into his back. His hands fumbled with your clothes, purposely groping you in the process.

As soon as he had you undressed, he was all over you. His hands exploring every inch of your body as he listened to the sweet noises that came from your mouth. He stuck his face back into the crook of your neck, nipping at your soft skin and licking the bite marks he left behind. He undid his pants, pressing his tip against your cunt before burying himself inside you. Rindou was immortal, but he'd be damned if your pussy didn't feel like he died and went to heaven.

The way you squeezed him so tightly, taking everything he gave you with a blissed out look on your face, it drove him off the deep end. His thrusts became rougher, his cock hitting every inch of your walls as he felt you gushing around him. He bit down hard on your shoulder as he came inside you, filling you up. He could tell you were just as spent as he was, so using the little bit of strength he had left, he stood up from the floor and carried you to his bed. Obviously he'd have to explain the mess he assumed was in the living room from you breaking in..and his broken door..and you, a literal vampire hunter, being in his bed to Ran the next morning. But for now he was content with laying next to you, gently lapping at the marks on your neck as he fell asleep.

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Taglist

@arlerts-angel @i-literally-cant-with-this @trevengersprincess @giugiette @katkusuo @happy-trenchcoated-impala @drunkcheesecake @darkstarlight82 @reiners-milkbiddies @manji-hoe @southside-otaku @xxchthonicreaturexx

[revacholianpizzaagenda]

oversharer apocalypse cop has joined the meeting.

[dangerliesbeforeyou]

average day in the dan and phil tag when a new video is released:

(if i had Skills then i'd make this one of those fake dashboards but i have 0 skill rip)

6+ gifsets of a specific Gay(tm) or Funny(tm) moment (usually both) from the vid

a phost comparing smth in the new video to smth from a video from 2011

the most devastatingly beautiful artwork you have ever seen

about 30(at least) lesbians talking about how hot dan and/or phil look in the new video

meta commentary about the video's implications

dan and/or phil posting the video to their tumblr with tags like #gay #sims4 #bukkake #youtube or some shit lol

a poll asking u to pick ur favourite *very specific dnp series* video

even MORE lesbians talking specifically about how hot phil looks

a quote from the video with someone making fun of and/or being horrified by it

someone posting a picture of themselves looking SO cute wearing dnp merch of some kind

(also know that 90% of the posts WILL include some kinda of phanification of a word lol)