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If you kill yourself republicans will not kill themselves. You are leaving the rest of us in a Republican house. You are like a brown rabbit. If the brown rabbits start dying, the white rabbits will live on. Then any brown rabbits left in the heard will be hunted by the foxes who see the white against the dying yellow fields.
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Can you believe that I’m constantly working on all 15 ideas in my drafts right now, cuz I can’t.
#Not that I felt the need to justify why I haven’t posted anything in a while#but if you’re curious#this is why.#Everytime I write a paragraph or two#by brain is like#“what if you worked on this other thing.”#And I have to listen.#Who knows what the next post will be.#Watch it be the one I have 10% finished over the one I have 90% finished.#I think this is just a shitpost rant about myself.
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meg: i have no friends
female muse with big Friendship potential: hi :)
meg: ..... heh ..... : / ..... :) ?
#MEG YOU USELESS BISEXUAL#this is why.#that and also she uses sarcasm before taking a breath its a disease#stop calling them all literally anything other than their real names meg#* ━━ out of character.
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oh my god. oh my g. g my god
#aew full gear#wrestling liveblog#swerve strickland#hangman adam page#wow why does leo watch wrestling ?#this is why.
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literally just stole this post from pinterest.... after it was stolen from tumblr.
#this is why.#klance#also why are both keith and lamce so awkward.???#lance isnt even hugging her back
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comic
#badtober#badtober2024#my art#digital art#batman#bruce wayne#mlp#mlp fim#mlp g4#pinkie pie#mlp pinkie#joker#dc joker#crossover#I really dont know how Ive managed to get this much mileage out of batman X mlp crossover art. Why is my brain stuck on this.#also i cheated a bit for this prompt bc I had that first panel drawn back in August and just made another drawing to turn it into a comic
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summary of act 1
#arcane#viktor arcane#vi arcane#arcane meme#no bc why was he literally jesus#never let a situationship turn you Emo the way it did vi#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers
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you! tumblr user!
#peach rambles#hall of fame i guess#why does this one have more notes than the other one?#also yes i am as shocked as you all are that this whole time he wasn’t standing upright and looking up at the camera LOL
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Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them
#kai rambles#god i feel old#but im not old#im 24#but im looking at this list like who are any of you?#why did this get 60k notes
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laios is perhaps the only character not to get the "they mentioned their favorite food once and the fandom makes it their whole personality" treatment. his favorite food is cheesecake and absolutely nobody cares
#i get WHY but i still think it's hilarious#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#laios touden#laios dungeon meshi#she speaks
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shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king
#interestingly not the most harrowing thing that happened tonight no that was#getting recognized from a podcast. i hope that never happens to me again thats so fucking scary#fuck me and my wretched life why do i always end up exisiting in the public eye while detesting the consequences
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I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.
#christianity#catholic#religion#not heresy#this is why I answer theological questions#laugh all you want#just don’t be loud and wrong
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When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.
#textpost#text post#neurodivergent#actually autistic#autism#autistic things#autistic experiences#neurodiversity#why is there a hyperbole in the statement talking about people taking hyperboles literally
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The Sound of Music (1965) dir. Robert Wise
#the sound of music#thesoundofmusicedit#filmedit#musicaledit#filmgifs#nessa007#useraurore#userdiana#userjake#userhella#underbetelgeuse#tuseralexa#userpunk#userclara#userveronika#tusercarol#usertj#usersugar#tusersadie#*#userninz#useradie#classicfilmedit#dailyflicks#userstream#filmtvtoday#cinemapix#us election#us politics#america why
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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle
#🐉#im not gonna send either of them to my dad because i value my peace and safety but i really was tempted by the second one#'why do you have to send a card to your dad i thought you hated that guy' well the thing is one time i forgot#when i was like. ten. and his reaction was not something i ever want to relive.
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