#this is why i hate dogs
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i made a character uquiz. i 100% promise you that you will get a character you know AND like
#that's my guarentee#ignore the quiz description#features some of my favourite characters. eg. ianthe tridentarius. jaws. sonny!dog day afternoon. nicolas cage. kendall roy. hope this help#im not going to tag every fandom that's rude#uquiz#quiz#personality quiz#mine#i don't know why i put the sport question i hate the sport question.#wasted like half a day asking stupid questions like 'do we think vriska serqet would prefer football or hockey'
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i think i should legally be allowed to kill people who let their dogs bark 24/7, fuck you and your stupid dog
#literally so many people where i live just let their dogs bark super fucking loudly at night i'm so fucking tired of hearing it#this is why i hate dogs#bitches are always like 'oh dogs are so wonderful!' YOU'RE INSANE#at least cats don't fucking like scream any time a person just walks by our house#and don't even get me STARTED on people who don't train their dogs and just let the dogs 'greet you'#like NO I DON'T WANT TO MEET YOUR STUPID SCARY DOG#if you let your dog jump up on me i hate you go fuck yourself#bee shouts
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my baby, my baby…








#don’t listen to ‘i bet on losing dogs’ while thinking about kaiser#sobbing#i love my son so much#i hated this man’s guts when he was first introduced#why did they have to make me like him#bllk#blue lock#kaiser#michael kaiser#blue lock kaiser
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Too much of a dog, yet too much of a man
#krillerfiller#cw needles#cw needle#cw decapitation#dogman#dog man#dogman fanart#dogman art#dogman movie#dogman fandom#dog man fanart#dog man art#dog man fandom#dog man movie#i KEEP GOING TO TARGETS AND WALMARTS BUT NO DOG MAN TOYS WHY DO THEY HATE MEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭
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“I hate the script, the vault dwellers sound so cheesy—“ my Brother in Steel you realize that’s the point, right? They were bred to act like the physical embodiment of an HR e-mail. Did you not catch the memo that Vault-Tec put out regarding their experiment facilities?
#fallout#fallout tv show#fallout tv series#they were raised to respect the Golden Rule they’re a bunch of fucking kindergartners#theyre MEANT TO BE CRINGE#plus if you keep watching you’ll SEE WHY THEY DO THAT#don’t quit in the first episode when you have so many more to explore wtf is wrong with them!!! it’s a good show!!!#sometimes I think people like to hate things just to hate them and I understand. truly. i am a certified hater too#but don't dog something that has reasoning!! you're meant to cringe! and you'll see why!!!#GIVE IT TIME IT WILL MAKE SENSE I PROMISE#fallout spoilers
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Chuuya's reaction to Dazai getting hurt during the Lovecraft fight has always been so interesting to me...

Because it's the kind of worry you'd never expect from a character as gruff as Chuuya, who had displayed nothing but hostility towards Dazai so far. Usually, characters that are labelled as "angry" or "anger issues" (which Chuuya is much more complex than that but you get my point) act more as a tsundere type of way when the one they "don't care about" gets hurt. And show their care in very, very subtle ways (ex. their eyes widen, their mouth parts and closes again, etc) before putting up their front once more.
Chuuya, however, is open, and vocal about it. His worry is clear not only to us, but to Dazai himself, the one he shouldn't be displaying the concern to (as per the cliche). Shouldn't it be some sort of secret that Chuuya does care? Isn't that what skk's dynamic has been shaping up to be until now?
I'm telling you- the way my mind blanked when Chuuya just casually.... showed concern not once, but twice, was a sight to see.


Besides, the context makes it much more confusing, because Dazai isn't some rookie, and Chuuya knows that more than anybody. He was the youngest executive in Port Mafia's history, of course he can handle a hit or two. Of course he'd seen him handle a hit or two, sometimes without batting an eye.
Heck, Chuuya himself was hurling Dazai like a ragdoll in their reunion, which was their last meeting. And you could argue that he was going easy on him, but Dazai has mostly withstood the same damage (as far as I could see), and Chuuya was as bitter as ever.
So that kind of contradicts both what we knew of Chuuya so far, and how their dynamic was shaped to be. I mean, that just makes Chuuya a hypocrite, yeah? What makes him care now, all of a sudden? What makes him care at all?
Well, to me, this backasswards reaction implies one (or more) of the following:
- Dazai rarely got physically hurt during their partnership and thus this is an unexpected thing for him to see (during a mission).
- The four years of separation made Chuuya unsure of how much Dazai can withstand physically now. Also the fact that he isn't in the mafia anymore, aka fighting enemy organizations on the weekly, would naturally make Dazai lose his touch in a way, what prompts Chuuya's reaction.
- Dazai getting taken off guard took him off guard which led to panic. Especially since the situation was (momentarily) out of their depth. Seriously wtf even was Lovecraft?
- During the dungeon scene Dazai was an enemy, while in the Lovecraft fight he was as an ally. The difference might be significant to Chuuya.
- This has always been Chuuya's reaction to Dazai getting hurt regardless of the situation.
- "Only I can hurt him like that" ahh logic
- Asagiri was still experimenting with their dynamic and thus there are some inconsistencies.
This scenario didn't play out again (after their reunion) for me to exactly determine which one is more plausible, but it is 100% canon for Chuuya to shamelessly show his concern and run to Dazai to check on him before properly dealing with their opponent, which I find to be such an appealing layer to their dynamic, and a good spin on the type of character he gets stereotyped as.
Bonus: Dazai also becomes a softy when Chuuya's hurt, especially post corruption. Dead Apple alone displays that multiple times.



All in all, Skk are doing a terrible job at maintaining their 'hostile' and 'antagonistic' relationship post their reunion. Freaks.
#I was too lazy to scour throgh SB and 15 and find Chuuya getting worried again which might prove the last points#tho I think they're the most unlikely#I love them displaying these sort of things openly#for Chuuya it's just natural to be concerned#it's natural to say 'because I trusted you'#and while Dazai isn't as expressive with his care#he never cowers away from calling Chuuya 'partner' after 4 years#or express that how he saved him was 'beautiful'#these things come so easily for them you wonder why they're even labelled as rivals at all#you *can't* give a clear label on their relationship#friends? they hate each other. Rivals? they care about each other. Partners? they haven't been for 4 years.#each one you put on gets contradicted at one point#and that's the beauty and fun of it#thanks for coming to my TED talk#bsd#bungou stray dogs#chuuya nakahara#dazai osamu#bsd chuuya#bsd dazai#skk#soukoku#bsd analysis#bsd headcanon#bsd headcanons#skk analysis#bsd meta#J's post#J's writing ✍🏽
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Someone put me down please
#I hate animation why do I keep doing this#shitpost#bsd#art#bungou stray dogs#skk#soukoku#digital art#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#teen soukoku#animation#animatic#bsd animatic#skk animatic#beast#bsd beast
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for all the amicability in the whirlwind later on i think it's really important to never lose sight of why dru was turned and then why she in turn sired spike. she was tortured and turned for angelus' enjoyment, her continued suffering brings him pleasure. he owns her, she is a Thing to him and she has no way to escape this. she makes spike to be "her brave knight" a position that, especially in fairytales, means a very romantic man physically protects and serves a woman who is usually gonna end up being some kind of damsel in distress.
while yes dru is evil and a vampire she's still obviously very upset about what happened to her and those moments seem to be her times of lucidity, not delusion. not to mention that she's already been beaten out of the notion that she can escape angelus, she tried to as a human and it didn't work, it likely won't work now either, especially if darla sides with him. but with spike around there's someone who basically always takes her side and fights to keep angelus away from her. who is, at least, a buffer between her and her tormentor. he also takes care of her and validates her, something neither darla or angelus seem to be interested in doing at all.
i feel like people tend to intellectually remember what happened to her but forget that it you know, has long lasting consequences when say, they evaluate her behavior in late s2 when angelus comes back. like... yeah ofc she goes back to appeasing him and shit. spike's a wheelchair and she was beaten into shape to be "daddy's little girl" (gag) YEARS before she even MET spike. her abuser is back and her defender is out of commission not to mention her whole view of reality has been actively warped by the most narcissistic sleezoid around.
and all the reasons why people love spike or point to as why he's better with buffy or whatever.... dru was the one who saw those first and picked him because of those. like... it's wild to see people act like they spent a loveless century together and spike was just used the whole time when we SEE them literally in love, he states MULTIPLE times she means so much to him and we get an OUTSIDE SOURCE CONFIRM THEY HAVE "AFFECTION AND JEALOUSY FOR EACH OTHER". we have the spike we know of today because drusilla saw the hero in him and wanted him to rescue her. and ya know, he kinda did. multiple times. over a century of deep, mutual horrifying love. you only even GET spike and buffy in the same ROOM because he loved dru so much he saved her from a mob, traveled with her across a continent (maybe 2 depending on direction) and over an ocean for even a SHOT at a cure. like... cMON.
this got a little off topic into some of my pet peeves but also kinda not because just-- i don't think people always remember that dru is still a victim and a victim who was intentionally frozen the moment of maximum despair and internal destruction. then spent about 20 years being groomed by her tormentor before she ever had anyone care about her as a priority. i think people tend to forget that it was angelus who wanted to turn spike into a monster and drusilla who wanted him to be a hero. it's dru who gives him his swagger, his confidence, his love for life, who encouraged his romanticism and adored his poetics. it's not that she groomed or built him, but just that she saw all that potential already in there and facilitated it and nurtured it. sure in a fucked up vampire way but still.
#train.txt#meta#ats meta#btvs meta#drusilla#spike#sprusilla#i got annoyed at the strawmen who live in my brain again lol#but i also just think.... people tend to forget how damaging angelus was bc he's so fucking lame in the main plotline lol#dru is like the poster child for an imperfect victim#she's tragic but has also committed her own crimes#it does not however stop her from being pitiable#or make her interactions with angelus even ones where she seems happy not insidious and bad inherently#spike could've ditched her at any time in that century if she really sucked that bad but he didn't bc he loved her#implying it's because he's just that much of a beaten dog is just... why do claim to like him as a character then?#like buffy's not gonna fucking make him LESS of one she literally uses him as a self-hate sex toy for a whole season dude#why do you want to imply that spike is forever trapped in a cycle of being sexually used and emotionally abused as a fan of the character??#when his literal best trait is his love????? why are you intent on condemning him for it??? what are you??? angelus???#are we trying to beat the manly into lil willy again like????#i'M JUST SAYING IT FEELS SOMETIMES LIKE WE INTENTIONALLY DON'T GET DRU MISCHARACTERIZE SPIKE AND NERF THE SHIP
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so, a dog runs up, bites you and then just disappears?
just some magical asshole dog in the forest?

yes luke exactly what you said
#twdg#the walking dead game#clementine twdg#twdg fanart#twdg s2#shitpost number 4#?????sam the dog?????#fucking dog#fuckass dog#i hate this fucking dog#i hate this fuckass dog#gay ass dog#this dog is so gay#mild inconvenience#i used that one photo of that guy getting bitten by a cow and he looks pissed off#why did i put this much effort into a shitpost#Anyways#my art
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I wonder if they ever got to the pacific ocean....
#theres something.... hidden can you find it?#also throw the ball jerry gaston wants it so bad#there are two dogs in this image.....#also idk why but i liked doing the touch of jack's prosthetic dragging slightly#he probs hates sand... his poor prosthetic's joints#tales from the gas station#tales from the road#tftgs#tftr#tftgs jerry#tftgs jack#tftgs rosa#tftgs gaston#jerry pascal#jack townsend#rosa vasquez#the three weirdos and their dog#art#artwork#fan art#fanart#tftgs fanart#tftgs art#illustration
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Hey. I think if Sskk was canon they would have a genuinely healthy relationship.
#“sskk would be toxic” GET OUT#“but don't they hate each other” *screams in chapters 88 121.5 122 and 123*#I will forever fucking vouch for healthy sskk#yes their relationship is tragic and dark and messed up and sad#BUT IT IS ALSO HEALTHY#or at least can be#Just look at beast sskk goddamn#sorry for the little rant#bsd#sskk#I will list a hundred and one reasons why they deserve to be canon don't test me#bungou stray dogs#bungoustraydogs#akutagawa x atsushi#bsd akutagawa#bsd atsushi#shin soukoku#bungou gay dogs#bungougaydogs#akuatsu
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got around to fully coloring two of the requests yippee‼️
#if i didn't do urs it's not bc i hate u it's prob bc i sketched it out and wanted to color it later bc i wasn't feeling up to it😭😭#what im getting from this is we all just want chuuya to wear a tie#having a fav blorbo and being an artist is so fun u get to play dress up and do their hair like they're a little doll#sobbing into my hands asigiri why didn't u keep the beta design he was so skrunkly babygirl#ANYWAY he looks so cute in lighter colors ik hes a mafia exec but can we all collectively have a moment of silence for light academia chuuya#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#chuuya nakahara#nakahara chuuya#lotus draws
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i refuse to touch the ground so have a v2
#ULTRAKILL#v2 ultrakill#ultrakill v2#PROCREATE#ALL ART#FANDOM ART#DOODLE#NO COLOUR#THE GEIGER COUNTER#SMALL CAPTION#TAG YAP#moderators !!!! kill this machine with hammers immediately !!!!! /ref#i dangle her around like a mii /aff#man. if i knew who v2 was prior to getting into ultrakill like#the whole reason i got into ultrakill would have been entirely v2#thats because im gay#this is technically how i got hooked on portal.... giant robot ceiling lady.... hi......#“its been 15 years can i please stop liking robots” i asks my brain#“fuck you” says my brain (comma) which was actually the 'fuck you' organ /ref#i dont actually remember why i started playing ultrakill#just thought it was cool looking#best decision of my life. havent had robot yaouri like this in ages. thank you hakita#man..... i............ i need to learn how to paint#dude my mat i need it my body hates the floor#like that one dog online who cant walk on normal floors because of the texture and only walks on mats/rugs/carpet#please. mat. come back to me
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hey girl, i noticed you from across the room and i was wondering.. well, [rests elbow on bar and it slips from underneath me but i catch myself in time so i look extremely cool and prepared for anything] can i eat your ass from the back
#eff barks#THIS IS WHY??? I SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED???? To type when#i am fucking drunk#what’s actually worse is this is something i *would* fucking do#wait not like. Ask to eat ur ass upon meeting you#unless………. 😏#no but really i am the clumsiest fucking idiot#and put a pretty girl in front of me and LOL it’s game over i have no brain cells#and rely solely on my charm and whimsy and the way i can make very strong#eye contact#bc ima be real idk how ive pulled some of the girls i have bc im fucking. Embarrassing#a simp. a loser. a fucking. Dumb dog looking at a delicious meal#wlw#sapphic nsft#wlw post#???#but im not actually a WOMAN?? Oh my god i hate this#i hate putting ACTUAL tags on my posts but i need#to find more queer blogs and community and and. I don’t fucking know I just want to#interact w more queer people. is that a problem?? HUH#blocked#i could also open that dating app for the first time in a hot minute but#NO I need the gays of tumblr
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#get her ass
#the vampire diaries#tvd#caroline forbes#anti elena gilbert#gifs#thevampirediariesedit#tvdedit#carolineforbesedit#useramys12#teendramaedit#candice king#the more time goes on the more i hate elena#'you're being ridiculous' HER BOYFRIEND HAS SPENT THIS ENTIRE DOUBLE DATE REMINISCING ABOUT WHEN HE USED TO DATE YOU AND ALL CAROLINE DID#WAS WALK OUT SO SHE COULD BE ALONE#and when she's saying 'you're not the backup' it's not in a reassuring way she says it like caroline's stupid for thinking that#it's generally a trend in season 1 that everyone treats caroline like dog shit and when she's like 'everyone hates me' they go#'um no we don't why would you even think that?'#she's literally being gaslit by everyone in her life#wish i could say i don't know what that's like
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the thing that really gets me in mha is that like. before deku gets his quirk everyone is like you cant be a hero at all. which at the time makes sense bc all might is number one but like at all??? thats crazy. and then woah he has a quirk and he can be a hero and gets into the top class of the top hero school and we immediately meet a guy whose power is just tail. his name is tailman. and another who i kid you the fuck not is a diaper wearing misogynist whose whole schtick is he has sticky balls. and they’re like these r the top students ever!! the future of japan!! and deku is like i could have never gotten here without all might!! meanwhile ojiro is sitting there like a singular fucked up backflip away from being in the same boat as him hello?? looking at him straight on he’s just man?? are you serious right now. and then deku loses his super cool quirk whatevs and has to wait forever for his super powerful best friend/lover/enemy? to buy him a super cool gadget thingy whole time fucking tailman is over here on the same level as the kid who makes lightning bolts strong enough to fry the human brain come out of his hands
#this is not ojiro hate its just truly baffling#like that entrance exam you want to tell me ur furry tail got u in??#literally fuck off#me on my way to fight giant robots with my dog tail#mha#my hero academia#i mean i get that ojiros whole character is to show you dont need a flashy quirk or whatevs#but then#WHY CANT DEKU BE A HERO WITHOUT SUPER EXPENSIVE SUPPORT GEAR#maybe not the number one obvi#izuku midoriya#bakugou katsuki#bkdk#but in a like historical i am a mere historian recounting a tale way#not in a shipping way#a factual one#mineta minoru#denki kaminari#if i was deku and spent my whole life being told i would never get anywhere in life and then miraculously got powers#and walked into the top class of the top hero school#and a red haired mohawk fuck came up to me and was like#hey im kirishima my superpower is i get hard#i would lose my shit#completely#AND THEN#THE GUY WHO BULLIED ME FOR BEING QUIRKLESS (my lover)#DECIDED THE HARD GUY WOULD BE ONE HIS BESTIES#NAHHHH#kirishima eijirou#i just cant
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