#this is why i hate dogs
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i made a character uquiz. i 100% promise you that you will get a character you know AND like
#that's my guarentee#ignore the quiz description#features some of my favourite characters. eg. ianthe tridentarius. jaws. sonny!dog day afternoon. nicolas cage. kendall roy. hope this help#im not going to tag every fandom that's rude#uquiz#quiz#personality quiz#mine#i don't know why i put the sport question i hate the sport question.#wasted like half a day asking stupid questions like 'do we think vriska serqet would prefer football or hockey'
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i think i should legally be allowed to kill people who let their dogs bark 24/7, fuck you and your stupid dog
#literally so many people where i live just let their dogs bark super fucking loudly at night i'm so fucking tired of hearing it#this is why i hate dogs#bitches are always like 'oh dogs are so wonderful!' YOU'RE INSANE#at least cats don't fucking like scream any time a person just walks by our house#and don't even get me STARTED on people who don't train their dogs and just let the dogs 'greet you'#like NO I DON'T WANT TO MEET YOUR STUPID SCARY DOG#if you let your dog jump up on me i hate you go fuck yourself#bee shouts
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“I hate the script, the vault dwellers sound so cheesy—“ my Brother in Steel you realize that’s the point, right? They were bred to act like the physical embodiment of an HR e-mail. Did you not catch the memo that Vault-Tec put out regarding their experiment facilities?
#fallout#fallout tv show#fallout tv series#they were raised to respect the Golden Rule they’re a bunch of fucking kindergartners#theyre MEANT TO BE CRINGE#plus if you keep watching you’ll SEE WHY THEY DO THAT#don’t quit in the first episode when you have so many more to explore wtf is wrong with them!!! it’s a good show!!!#sometimes I think people like to hate things just to hate them and I understand. truly. i am a certified hater too#but don't dog something that has reasoning!! you're meant to cringe! and you'll see why!!!#GIVE IT TIME IT WILL MAKE SENSE I PROMISE#fallout spoilers
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Chuuya's reaction to Dazai getting hurt during the Lovecraft fight has always been so interesting to me...
Because it's the kind of worry you'd never expect from a character as gruff as Chuuya, who had displayed nothing but hostility towards Dazai so far. Usually, characters that are labelled as "angry" or "anger issues" (which Chuuya is much more complex than that but you get my point) act more as a tsundere type of way when the one they "don't care about" gets hurt. And show their care in very, very subtle ways (ex. their eyes widen, their mouth parts and closes again, etc) before putting up their front once more.
Chuuya, however, is open, and vocal about it. His worry is clear not only to us, but to Dazai himself, the one he shouldn't be displaying the concern to (as per the cliche). Shouldn't it be some sort of secret that Chuuya does care? Isn't that what skk's dynamic has been shaping up to be until now?
I'm telling you- the way my mind blanked when Chuuya just casually.... showed concern not once, but twice, was a sight to see.
Besides, the context makes it much more confusing, because Dazai isn't some rookie, and Chuuya knows that more than anybody. He was the youngest executive in Port Mafia's history, of course he can handle a hit or two. Of course he'd seen him handle a hit or two, sometimes without batting an eye.
Heck, Chuuya himself was hurling Dazai like a ragdoll in their reunion, which was their last meeting. And you could argue that he was going easy on him, but Dazai has mostly withstood the same damage (as far as I could see), and Chuuya was as bitter as ever.
So that kind of contradicts both what we knew of Chuuya so far, and how their dynamic was shaped to be. I mean, that just makes Chuuya a hypocrite, yeah? What makes him care now, all of a sudden? What makes him care at all?
Well, to me, this backasswards reaction implies one (or more) of the following:
- Dazai rarely got physically hurt during their partnership and thus this is an unexpected thing for him to see (during a mission).
- The four years of separation made Chuuya unsure of how much Dazai can withstand physically now. Also the fact that he isn't in the mafia anymore, aka fighting enemy organizations on the weekly, would naturally make Dazai lose his touch in a way, what prompts Chuuya's reaction.
- Dazai getting taken off guard took him off guard which led to panic. Especially since the situation was (momentarily) out of their depth. Seriously wtf even was Lovecraft?
- During the dungeon scene Dazai was an enemy, while in the Lovecraft fight he was as an ally. The difference might be significant to Chuuya.
- This has always been Chuuya's reaction to Dazai getting hurt regardless of the situation.
- "Only I can hurt him like that" ahh logic
- Asagiri was still experimenting with their dynamic and thus there are some inconsistencies.
This scenario didn't play out again (after their reunion) for me to exactly determine which one is more plausible, but it is 100% canon for Chuuya to shamelessly show his concern and run to Dazai to check on him before properly dealing with their opponent, which I find to be such an appealing layer to their dynamic, and a good spin on the type of character he gets stereotyped as.
Bonus: Dazai also becomes a softy when Chuuya's hurt, especially post corruption. Dead Apple alone displays that multiple times.
All in all, Skk are doing a terrible job at maintaining their 'hostile' and 'antagonistic' relationship post their reunion. Freaks.
#I was too lazy to scour throgh SB and 15 and find Chuuya getting worried again which might prove the last points#tho I think they're the most unlikely#I love them displaying these sort of things openly#for Chuuya it's just natural to be concerned#it's natural to say 'because I trusted you'#and while Dazai isn't as expressive with his care#he never cowers away from calling Chuuya 'partner' after 4 years#or express that how he saved him was 'beautiful'#these things come so easily for them you wonder why they're even labelled as rivals at all#you *can't* give a clear label on their relationship#friends? they hate each other. Rivals? they care about each other. Partners? they haven't been for 4 years.#each one you put on gets contradicted at one point#and that's the beauty and fun of it#thanks for coming to my TED talk#bsd#bungou stray dogs#chuuya nakahara#dazai osamu#bsd chuuya#bsd dazai#skk#soukoku#bsd analysis#bsd headcanon#bsd headcanons#skk analysis#bsd meta#J's post#J's writing ✍🏽
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my baby, my baby…
#don’t listen to ‘i bet on losing dogs’ while thinking about kaiser#sobbing#i love my son so much#i hated this man’s guts when he was first introduced#why did they have to make me like him#bllk#blue lock#kaiser#michael kaiser#blue lock kaiser
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Me:
#no way does sjm want us to hate him#why else would he be so real#HE IS RHYSANDS DOG LOL#I laughed#pro eris#Eris Vanserra#pro eris vanserra#lol#anti Cassian#neris#anti nessian#eris acotar#Eris#sjm#acotar#acosf#a court of silver flames#pro neris#cassian critical#eris eris eris#eris vandaddy
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got around to fully coloring two of the requests yippee‼️
#if i didn't do urs it's not bc i hate u it's prob bc i sketched it out and wanted to color it later bc i wasn't feeling up to it😭😭#what im getting from this is we all just want chuuya to wear a tie#having a fav blorbo and being an artist is so fun u get to play dress up and do their hair like they're a little doll#sobbing into my hands asigiri why didn't u keep the beta design he was so skrunkly babygirl#ANYWAY he looks so cute in lighter colors ik hes a mafia exec but can we all collectively have a moment of silence for light academia chuuya#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#chuuya nakahara#nakahara chuuya#lotus draws
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so, a dog runs up, bites you and then just disappears?
just some magical asshole dog in the forest?
yes luke exactly what you said
#twdg#the walking dead game#clementine twdg#twdg fanart#twdg s2#shitpost number 4#?????sam the dog?????#fucking dog#fuckass dog#i hate this fucking dog#i hate this fuckass dog#gay ass dog#this dog is so gay#mild inconvenience#i used that one photo of that guy getting bitten by a cow and he looks pissed off#why did i put this much effort into a shitpost#Anyways#my art
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okay but..... pathetic yearning beast!stalkerzai... he's so quiet abt his obsession with u making up any excuse to have u around for subordinate purposes and when ur not around him he makes sure he can still keep tabs on u AHHH hes so sad and so smitten
"pathetic" i dont need to hear any more. im on board.
The continuous knocking on your apartment door leaves you anxious, quickly pulling on a comfy sweatshirt before answering the door. A breeze flies into the room, causing you to shiver, before you make eye contact with,
"Why aren't you at work today?" Dazai crosses his arms, an angry expression on his face. Though, the pout he wears causes it to be less intimidating than he'd normally be.
You glance into your apartment briefly, still feeling chilly while exposed to the outside air. "Um... I don't work?"
"You always work."
"Right. Which is why I have today off." Awkwardly, you itch your arm. "Am I… needed, Boss?"
Dazai sighs before walking into your apartment (with no invitation) and closes your own door behind him. "You're freezing."
"I'm slightly chilled," you shrug, brushing off the notion. Any other subordinate wouldn't dare correct the boss of the Port Mafia, but he'd always been more lenient with you - supposedly because you ‘aren’t as dumb’ as the rest. "But that's what the hoodie is for."
Without another word, Dazai plops down onto your couch, making a show of looking around your apartment. It’s tiny - the whole thing barely the size of his office at HQ — and Dazai wonders if you’d rather move in with him. For more space, of course. And he guesses you’d be saving on rent that way, too.
“How do you know where I live?” You ask curiously. Sure, it’s probably somewhere in your files, but your boss never seemed like the type to care.
Shrugging, he murmurs, “It’s my job.”
You want to make this visit quick, but kicking out your boss didn’t seem like a smart idea. “Are you thirsty? Would you like a cup of tea?..”
Yes, Dazai wants to try your tea. Just because you’re his subordinate, and he needs to make sure it’s up to par. What if he needs you to serve tea to some associates in the future? “I’d love one.”
Biting back a sigh, you fill your kettle before placing it on the stove, watching as your old gas stove flickers on. Silence hangs between you two - you had no intention of carrying the conversation when he just barged in uninvited.
Dazai seems to have a similar idea, sitting laxly on your couch and waiting for his tea. You pour one cup, uninterested in making one yourself, before placing it on the coffee table in front of him. “Sugar? Milk?”
“This is fine, thanks.” He takes a sip. Heavenly, he’s sure. Well, all tea tastes the same, but something about it coming from your hands… delectable. It’s as though he can taste the love you must pour into every cup.
Mouth shut, you take a seat on the chair across from him. “May I ask, sir, why are you here? Am I needed?” The question is posed once again as you hope for a quick resolution. Kicking out your boss is wrong, but hopefully he’ll read between the lines and show himself out - the same way he showed himself in.
A long sip of tea permeates the otherwise silent room. He’s doing this on purpose, you’re sure of it.
“…I was worried,” he mumbles into the mug, sound muffled and quiet.
“Sorry?”
“You should be,” he replies, uninterested in repeating himself. “I needed you today, only to find out you vanished into thin air.”
“I didn’t run, if that’s what you’re implying,” your eyes narrow. You would not be mistaken for a traitor.
“No, no,” he grins. You were at your most entertaining when you became combative. Dazai much prefers you like this rather than subservient. “You took today off.”
Correcting the boss of the Port Mafia was risky, but, “You gave me today off. A month ago, after that mission, you told me to pick a day to relax.”
That’s… true. It was a strenuous mission, and while Dazai made sure to keep you out of the fray, he thought a gift like that would make you feel touched and indebted to him. Annoyingly, he’d nearly forgotten, since Dazai had planned on reneging at the last minute to trap you with him. For your work ethtic, of course.
A pout graces his lips, unhappy at your disappearance from his side. And that he had no rebuttal to it. “Well, I still need you. I made dinner reservations for two accidentally, and the restaurant is rather strict. You need to come with. The meal will be comped, of course."
“Sir, I don’t— “
“Don’t want your job?” His eyes narrow, pout vanishing immediately. You had to go along with it. “I’m sure you don’t mean that, over something as silly as a nice dinner.”
“...Of course, sir.” You tug on the strings of your hoodie, wanting to emphasize that you aren't exactly dressed for something 'nice.' "What time am I expected?"
Dazai has to stop himself from swooning. How adorable. Well, it’s not you that’s adorable, of course. It’s the juxtaposition of such n oversized hoodie on you that he finds adorable, not you yourself. Definitely. “We can leave now, actually. Get changed, please. I wouldn't say there's a dress code, but it's not a 'hoodie' establishment."
Rather than lashing out at him for the snide comment, you choose to bite your tongue and head into your bedroom.
Exhausted was too light a word to describe how you felt. Donned in a 'nice' outfit that was rather uncomfortable, you stood outside in the cold air and harsh breeze as Dazai suggested to the host to let him in. This bastard didn't have reservations for one, much less two.
After the manager is called over and recognizes Dazai, you're quickly ushered in beside him. Dazai pulls out a seat at a secluded table in the back, gesturing for you to sit. "Come."
Without a second thought, you sit in the very seat he'd pulled out, stifling a yawn as he pushes you in. You’re Dazai's best employee - he must keep you close at all times. Which is why he takes advantage of your position as his subordinate to orders you waste your day off in a fancy restaurant across from him. If you want time off of work, you’ll have to spend it with him - just so he can keep an eye on you, of course.
#🦌anon#🦌request#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs x reader#bungo stray dogs x reader#bsd x reader#bsd x gender neutral reader#bsd imagines#bsd scenarios#bsd fanfic#bungou stray dogs fanfic#bungo stray dogs fanfic#dazai osamu x reader#dazai osamu#dazai x reader#osamu dazai x reader#dazai bsd#dazai imagines#dazai fluff#bsd fluff#beast dazai#beast dazai x reader#bsd beast#smth about this fic makes me hate it. why do i write the way i do.#anyway i posted smth on my side acct (stuffeddeer2) so maybe check that out#he the typa fella to be like. i made too many sandwiches for my picnic accidentally :// guess u gotta come with!#this blanket is too big :( i need someone else to cuddle up under it with me :/ oops!
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All the flowers turn to look at you
#i read somewhere sunflowers turn at each other when they can't find the sun and idk if it's true but this was what inspired this drawing#fanart#artwork#digital art#drawing#illustration#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bsd dazai#dazai osamu#bsd chuuya#chuuya nakahara#skk#soukoku#art#I HATE DRAWING BACKGROUNDS#i started art classes a week ago and my teacher pointed out that i don't know how to light works#to what i said nuh huh and did this to prove him right and humiliate myself further 😎#i still don't know what possessed me to draw Dazai's hair but i am totally in love with it#also if yall ever wondered why i never draw 17 Chuuya is because of this#HIS OUTFIT IS SO UGLY#but it's okay because it's Chuuya
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I agree dogs shouldn't be let in every establishment and it's unfortunate there's people abusing service dog accommodations for their reactive untrained pets but also it feels like some people just really hate seeing folks out in public with their dogs lol?
like you do realize that for most of human civilization's histories there were dogs wandering around, it's a fairly recent phenomenon that you can walk around your town without encountering street dogs, that's how ubiquitous they once were (i'm not saying we need street dogs, i don't want rabies). You have a right to not be jumped on, mobbed, barked, or lunged at but i don't think you're privy to the right of never ever sharing a public space around dogs even if you have phobia of them, that's just human society.
Like it or not there's always been people who consider their dogs to be part of their families and there should be some public infrastructure available to people with dogs, the notion that everybody's dogs should not be seen and not be heard when you're out is just incredibly unrealistic.
#even if the dog isnt impeccably trained if its not a hazard and not effecting you in any way why do you let it live rent free in your head#youre gonna let 5 minutes around a noisy chihuahua ruin your entire day?#that being said dog owners need to learn the word no#if somebody tells you theyre uncomfortable with your dog being near them then move away!!!!#maybe its just not bad over here i dont see ppl bringing dogs in places where its against store policy#sadly dog owners who ignore boundaries are making ppl boil over and hate seeing any dogs in public spaces beyond the dog park
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Obsessed with dazai chatacter analyses that view him as a constant cry for help especially in his mafia years. His first few years in the mafia or in general after being taken in by mori are just a constant chain of actions taken as a desperate cry for help, to be seen and helped and at the same time he’s pushing everyone away. Then later on when he’s reaching the end of his time in the mafia during his mid-late teens he seems to have taken in the fact that no one’s just gonna go and help him, so his actions are less dramatic in that way. And then Oda. And chuuya. God I have Thoughts on all of this. But general takeaway about dazai in his early teens is that he was just a kid alone in a cold container and alienated by every adult in his life who probably needs a hug.
This said I stand my ground that he is an absolute piece of shit and I hate him more than anything else in the world
#I hate him#I hate him so much#but also he’s just a child#like yes I hope he falls into a vat of acid but also he’s just a child who deserves a home and to feel loved#I still hate him though#but god#this is why skk is so kahsksjd#they were kids together#fuck#shitpost#bsd#bungou stray dogs#skk#soukoku#dazai osamu#teen dazai#bsd thoughts#chuuya nakahara#odasaku#oda sakunosuke
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love wins
#bsd#bungou stray dogs#kunikida doppo#Dazai Osamu#chuuya nakahara#i drew chuuya after 500 years and i had to figure out his hair again#not drawing the hat#i hate drawing hats#kunichuuzai#because why fight#kunikidazai#knkdz#soukoku#skk#kunichuu#Dazai is so clingly and needy he needs 2 boyfriends okay?#bsd dazai#chuuya#bungou stray dogs kunikida#bsd chuuya#ah what else what else#bsd fanart#nakahara chūya#dazai x kunikida#dazai x chūya#kunikida x chuuya#will someone get mad?#hvntsnsnart
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Just tripped over Wilson's self-righteousness
#why are their conversation can-opener always this flirty#is that even the right word#i also hate that damn dog#house md#321#family#house md 3×21#hilson#hate crimes md#ngo5
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Ms.Han, now that I think about it...This isn't school. That's right. Then...can I do...whatever I want?
A GOOD DAY TO BE A DOG - EPISODE 9
#a good day to be a dog#kdramaedit#kdramadaily#kdramanetwork#my edits#genuinely hate this colouring bye why was this scene so dark and blue ugh#i did think this was a very cute set up for a kiss just not for giffing lmao#anyway have it#mine: a good day to be a dog
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The duality of Kaito.
#vocaloid#kaito#he was a cat...then he was a dog#do i tag the games? NAH#i installed project sk just so i can hate on it more accurately#i drew this on my phone/different program so thats why it may look a little different#idk kaito looks a little far from my usual art style#he just has the most typical bishounen face shape i usually always avoided that 🗿
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