#this is why cats and dogs don't wear pants in the day to day

[axewchao]

Felt like drawing Tristan (and his dear, sweet River) again! I took one look at an old picture of him, thought the phrase "Yoga Doggo," and my hand moved on its own =w=

Small design update; the idea of him just constantly winking/deliberately keeping one eye shut felt more and more stupid the more I thought about it, so now his eye's… well, it's gone. As in, "surgically removed" gone. Been gone since his Riolu days, and he's long since adapted to it.

As for why it's gone, it's because of glaucoma; his eye didn't respond to any treatment and was causing him so much pain that removal became necessary.

He isn't bothered by the loss of his eye, instead what does bother him is the wave of discomfort he sometimes senses from strangers when they see his face. He knows they (usually) don't mean any ill will, but...

Well, being an empath isn't all sunshine and rainbows, after all.

[chaepink]

I have a small question! Can we get some time whenever you are up for it, Maybe some more of the Yan!sub boys? c:

pathetic sub!yandere boys ♡ pt. 2

pathetic yet adorable yandere boys that are so obsessed with you that they'll do anything you ask them to do.

wc: 1k+ words | masterlist | part one

dom!reader, previous stalking, unhealthy relationship, pet play, bondage, use of blindfold, mention of strap/cock, mention of choking, mention of marking

note: part two cause part one did so well!

Yandere subs that are so obsessed with you that they'll do anything you ask, sexual or not. Ask them for some homework answers? They'll steal the answer sheet for the week's homework for you from the teacher's desk undetected. You've been craving certain snacks and tell them that? Weird enough, you find a pile of those snacks on your bed the next day with a note that has a heart on it that lets you know exactly who it's from.

But in bed? That's a whole different story. Believe me when I say that they want to feel weak and small underneath you in bed. Choke them, spank them, edge or overstimulate them, and they'll babble out 'thank you's to whatever pleasure you're giving them. Such a good boy that just wants to be obedient for you.

Tell them to sit? They'll sit mere seconds later, looking up at you for your next command. Tell them to make you feel good? They'll make you cum as if their life depends on it. You're gonna have to yank their hair so that they don't overstimulate you, making them whimper at the pain as they look up at you with sad puppy eyes, asking you what they did wrong.

They're so desperate to please you that they'll hack into your phone to search your search/porn history for stuff that you want to do to them but haven't asked yet. It's not like you haven't caught them doing so either.

You like pet play? You find them in your room with nothing but a collar around their neck, a leash that's connected to said collar on the floor in front of you as if its beckoning you to grab it, a pair of cat/bunny/dog ears on their head that looks so real that its as if they're actually connected to his head, and- oh? whats that buzzing? Turns out that they put in a tail vibrator in themself too! what a surprise! How about you call them a good boy and fuck him until he can't think anymore as a reward? Watch as he mewls like a slut when you take out the vibrator before pushing it back in him.

What about bondage? Well you'll find them tied up oh so prettily on your bed with some red rope that compliments their skin so well. They'll already be prepped, of course, not wanting to waste time on it so that you'll fuck them quicker. Maybe they'll even have a blindfold on which will heighten his other senses. So how about you touch him all over so that he begs for you to just fuck him already. Don't listen to him though, just continue teasing him until he's soaked the blindfold with his tears and as his dick leaks out pre-cum, desperately humping the air to seek any friction. what a slut!

Turn them into such a mess that all they can think about is the way your strap/dick is hitting all the right spots in him as they lay there taking it all so well. Make him scream out in pleasure, the sounds filling the room which would surely end with an angry complaint from your neighbors complaining about the noises the following day. But he doesn't 't care, why would they when you're fucking him so well?

They're so horny that they're willing to tease you in public just so you would punish them. With some friends and he tagged along? He'll innocently grab your hand to place it on the bulge in his pants, making you widen your eyes and glare at him before he reaches forward to grab something. This makes his shirt ride up which just barely shows the pair of lace panties he's wearing underneath that are peeking out from his pants. How about you drag him to the bathroom and finger him until he cums, a hand on his mouth to silence his loud moans, hm?

About to leave the house to go somewhere with a friend? He'll say goodbye to you wearing the sluttiest outfit right when you're about to exit the door, his ass practically out and dick bulging against the fabric. You can't resist how good they look so you quickly text your friend that you have to cancel and to meet up another time before shaking off your belongings and rushing towards him with hunger in your eyes. Sure you feel bad for your friend but thats the last thing on your mind, the outfit on your yandere being the only thing that you're thinking about at the moment. The way you're looking at him makes them feel so small as if they're the prey and you're the predator but oh do they love it so much.

You know their antics are just to rile you up but you can't ignore them, not when you want to make them scream your name so bad and make them cry from pleasure. It's not your fault, really.

It's not like they're complaining either. They'll gladly get on all fours and present their lubed up ass to you the moment you tell them to. They'll turn their head back to look at you with eyes that absolutely begs you to ruin them. They're just a mere toy for you to use for your own pleasure after all.

Do whatever to them, they'll take it all like a good boy. Leave marks on him so that he can be reminded of the previous night, filthy thoughts flooding his head as he gets hard again. He'll stare at them in the mirror, heading tilting up to look at the small bruise around his neck from your choking. The red mark on his waist is obvious, reminding him of just how hard you gripped it to fuck him even deeper and faster.

Everything you do just makes them even more obsessed with you but you don't mind. After all, you're just as obsessed with them as they are with you.

ty for reading to the end! ❤ - chaepink

╰┈➤ masterlist | rules

[lunatic-pudge]

TF2 Mercs Green Flags (except it's very biased)

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I love my boys. Yes, this is biased and questionable. But this is meant to be cute and fun.

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Scout:

-Silly little goober, great person to be around when you need cheering up

-Golden retreiver boyfriend

-Can easily make you laugh without even trying

-Artsy fartsy

Pyro

-Cutie patootie who makes the cutest drawings of you two together

-Owns an Easy Bake Oven

-Master at baking, never-ending supply of sweets for you to indulge in

-Your biggest supporter. Would literally cheer for you if you rob a bank

Soldier

-Also your biggest supporter, will demand that other adore you as well

-Will let you own any pet you want no matter what the animal is

-Speeches of why you're the best thing to ever exist and how America is blessed to have such a beauty like you live there

-Will give you anything and everything you could ever want, like human ears. Definitely a good person to be if you like collecting weird stuff

Demo

-Precious baby boy is a major cuddle bug

-Def knows how to knit/crochet, will make you whatever you want

-Baby man likes learning about folklore/mythology

-He's essentially a big walking teddy bear. Perfect for cuddles, especially on a cold or rainy day

Heavy

-GIANT WALKING TEDDY BEAR

-Protective baby boy, big scary dog privleges

-Bookworm, can recommend a good book if you don't know what to read

-Perfect person to lay around and cuddle with, he can smother me any day. Dates at home are TOP TIER

Engie

-THE BEST PERSON TO GO TO WHEN YOU'RE HAVING AN OFF DAY HANDS DOWN

-Smart boy, can make you stuff that helps with day to day activities which is helpful if you can't do certain things to having a disability or something

-Dad bod, dad bod, dad bod, dad bod, dad bod, can't get enough of it

-Voice of an angel, will sing for you if you'd like. Can def sing you to sleep

Medic

-NERD, he's an adorable nerd! Let him ramble about his hyperfixations!

-Def a good pet owner, would kill someone if they don't take proper care of their pets

-Would make sure you take care of yourself, he's kinda like a dad that cares

-He's such a maniac. I can see him just secretly being up to no good all the time. And he's also very girlypop

-Putting an extra for him cause I can: Medic boobs. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

Sniper

-Sweet, precious baby boy who can do no wrong. He strikes me as someone who listens to EVERYTHING when it comes to music. He ain't genrephobic

-Also a collector of weird things. Likes making bone jewlery. Bone boy

-I just love the concept of him being feral? This is probably the weirdest thing on the list. Like there's the golden retreiver boyfriend (Scout), and then there's the feral boyfriend (Sniper). Literally acts like a cat, hiding away from people, hissing when people that aren't you tries to touch him, will demand attention/affection from you, ect. I need to make a more detailed idea of a feral boyfriend so work with me plz

-He would absolutely let you wear his clothes, thinking about how adorable you look. He'd do the same with your clothes if they're big enough for his lanky body. You two swap jackets in the winter time so you guys always have a piece of each other when you two are busy and aren't able to see each other

Spy

-I know a running joke is that Spy is a smelly French asshole, but I really do think that he wears some of the nicest smelling cologne out there. Expensive af colonge, but damn, it's addicting

-Smarty pants. Not just anyone can be a spy, it takes quite a bit of intellect for it. And not to mentions he knows multiple languages? Love it, even if I hate the French language with a burning passion

-Him having a good taste in fashion? He's gotta know what he's doing by wearing suits all the time. Not only does he look fresh af, but people always look so good in a suit, especially when it fits them. But please also picture him dressed in a more romantic goth aesthetic plz, okay I'll stop now

-Is good at paying attention to even the littlest of details about his partners. Even if you're trying to be cryptic or subtle about things, he'll always find out. He's def a protective type too

[vanilladove]

Helllooo, can i request Tecchou with someone hes known all his life, and that are kinda Childhood-friends to lovers? Just some fluff and maybe the Hunting dogs being like, „And how long have you been friends and together for?“ “Just 18 years, why?“ bc i think that would be so funny (also extra, can you make their dynamic kinda like black cat thats secretly a golden retriever(reader) x golden retriever(tecchou), if not, that okay [[: )

I hope you have a good day ♡

.ೃ｡+˚❝ just 18 years ❞

divider creds plum98

ೀ⋆｡˚pairing: tecchou x fem!reader

ೀ⋆｡˚genre: fluff, slightly suggestive oops

ೀ⋆｡˚content warnings: none! other than tecchou's horrendous food combos .__.

ೀ⋆｡˚word count: 1.6k

"A-Ah, Tecchou, don't dip your hamburger into your milkshake—!"

You pouted, stopping your boyfriend's hand from ruining his strawberry milkshake. The two of you had decided to go on a date at a vintage diner for his day off. Being a Hunting Dog was demanding, and he was often exhausted at the end of the day, so you tried to cherish every moment you could spend together. However, you could never truly relax with him.

The brunette frowned, his bangs shifting as he turned his head to peer up at you, "Why not? Sweet and salty go together, right? And it's good to combine foods that are the same colors. Ketchup and strawberry are bo—

You sighed, shoving a french fry dipped in your vanilla milkshake into Tecchou's mouth, cutting off his senseless rambling.

He looked surprised, but his eyes quickly lit up upon tasting the new, delicious food combination. "Oh, this is actually really good...Can I have another one?"

"Sure!" You nodded happily as you fed him another french fry, this time dipping it into his drink. At least it was more socially acceptable now. You watched as he ate the fries, quiet but focused on absorbing the flavor. Getting to treasure these sweet and wholesome moments with the strongest soldier in the Hunting Dogs was what made you fall for Tecchou in the first place, your love for him only growing stronger as you two grew up. "Seriously, though, Tecchou—sometimes I feel like your food taste is just pregnancy cravings..."

You continued to shovel dipped fries in his mouth as you recalled your past memories together, "Remember that one time that you tried to eat a slice of my birthday cake with dirt just because it was chocolate, and they were both brown?" You giggled as you pictured the scene again: you running over to find Tecchou after he'd gone off to your garden, him proudly showing you the "dirt sprinkles" and "moving gummy worms" he'd dug up from the ground to eat with his cake, your shock, and the equally shocked and amused looks on his parents' and the neighbors' faces when you told them the story. You titled your head, staring at your reflection on the bar table's metal countertop. "I don't even know how old we were when that happened. Just that it was when we were still neighbors."

Tecchou grinned, "It was your tenth birthday. I remember you were wearing that cream frilly dress with roses and got it dirty when you came to talk to me in the garden." He looked up and down your figure, noticing your cream and cherry-patterned halter midi dress, "'Kinda looks like what you have on right now. By the way, did I tell you how beautiful you look today?"

Rose dusted your cheeks as you pulled away, flustered and trying to keep your cool. "T-thanks." You looked back towards Tecchou and took in his outfit. Since it was his day off, he'd ditched the maroon uniform for an off-white, short-sleeve linen button-up and tan pants. His shirt was partially unbuttoned at the top, exposing his toned chest and arms and accentuating his layered, dark hair. "You look nice, too." You looked away, embarrassed for momentarily staring so hard, but you were sure the blush was still visible on your cheeks. You couldn't help it—even though you'd known Tecchou for so long and had already been dating for a few years, you felt like you'd never get over the butterflies and puppy love phase. It was probably due to his honest yet silly nature and the disastrous but endearing moments you always spent together. You still went on cute dates all the time—hiking (Tecchou would get you two lost in the woods sometimes...), picnics, and aquariums, so your relationship always felt wholesome and tender even through the hardships of Tecchou's work, just like a plum blossom.

Tecchou whined lowly, missing your touch by his face already. You were too lost in thought to notice the drops of milkshake flowing down your fingers, and Tecchou smiled cheekily. “Your hands are dripping.” He pointed at the one you were feeding him fries with.

You looked down, “Huh? Oh—“ you were about to grab a napkin from the dispenser until you felt your boyfriend firmly pull your hand back to his mouth and lick the sugary drink off your fingers. You yelped and tried to move back, startled by the sudden action. "T-Techhou, i-it's fine—"

"No," He said firmly, keeping his grip on you—there was no way you could break out of the toughest Hunting Dog's hold—"Just stay still." Complying, you blushed as he slowly ran his wet tongue over your sticky fingers, golden eyes intensely staring into your own.

"Mmm...you taste so sweet..." he grumbled into your skin—you secretly prayed he would stop before you started drawing attention as your heartbeat got faster.

"Tecchou—seriously, you're acting strange—!"

He pouted suddenly, lifting his head a bit, "You should be happy, y'know...When I get you pregnant, I'll eat all your weird pregnancy cravings with you."

You shivered at his words as he dipped back down to get the last bits of vanilla milkshake off your fingers, entire body now feeling hot. You were sure he didn't intend for it to come off so suggestive and probably thought it was a cute and innocent thing to say, but you were going crazy inside. Wait, doesn't that also mean he loves me enough to start a family togethe—

The door to the diner slammed open abruptly as three other customers came in, all in matching maroon attire.

"Hey! Tecchou's eating a human!" You recognized the high-pitched voice of Teruko, who was quickly followed by Jouno and Tachihara. The two ran in to see your questionable pose; Tachihara gaped in shock and Jouno looked disgusted, and the intrusion made you almost explode in embarrassment.

Tecchou, however, was completely unbothered, only muttering a "hello" as he looked at his unit who'd cut off his precious time with you.

You pulled your hand away, trying to introduce yourself "H-hi. You must be Tecchou's coworkers...I'm—"

Tachihara gasped, "Right, sorry, we must be interrupting your first date. Let's leave them in peace, guys!" He tried to leave before Teruko stopped him.

"No, Tachihara, we can't leave yet. This poor girl doesn't even know what she's gotten herself into...I mean, Tecchou's got some weird quirks and stuff, right?" Jouno sighed, already sick of the two and wanting to get away from the noisy diner. He could hear Tecchou's heartbeat get faster anxiously as the Hunting Dogs started to taunt you, suggesting that the brunette had strong feelings for you.

Tecchou's grip on you loosened like a sad puppy as Teruko's words hit him, making you notice, "N-no! You're both wrong!" You stammered, catching all four's attention. Tecchou's eyes were gazing into you again, curious as to what you'd say and how you felt about him since by nature you weren't a very expressive person. "This isn't our first date, and Tecchou's not weird!"

His eyes widened, and Teruko fell silent—slightly pissed off that you were challenging her but also shocked at how you were defending the same man who ate boiled eggs with the shells still on.

"He's kind and always makes me laugh, he's strong and protects me from danger, offers to carry and take care of me when I'm tired and sick, and he spends his free days with me even though he feels guilty about not being able to save others! I love him! I love him, and I always have ever since we were neighbors!" You pulled his arm close into your chest and tried to avert your eyes away from the patrons who had all started staring at you. Now, you and your boyfriend were both blushing. And he knew how you felt about him.

Teruko looked at you suspiciously; the Hunting Dogs were all close with each other and didn't disclose much about their pasts, so she wondered what your intentions were with Tecchou, since she didn't recall him ever mentioning you. "Neighbors, you say? And how long have you been friends together for?"

You and Tecchou looked at each other, both equally confused and dumbfounded by the fact that the Hunting Dogs didn't know you'd been dating. "Just 18 years, why?" You both said in unison, smiling and giggling at the coincidence.

Teruko recoiled in surprise, now feeling bad for being so intrusive. Trying to brush off her actions and be nonchalant, she turned her back to the two of you and grabbed the other two men, "Oh, sorry. Sorry for barging in then. We'll see you tomorrow, Tecchou." Jouno sighed again, unimpressed by his superior as Tachihara followed before turning around and smiling,

"Have fun, lovebirds!" You hugged Tecchou, feeling sheepish from the whole encounter and by your loud love confession, and he only hugged you back, strong arms enveloping you into his firm chest.

"Love you..." You mumbled weakly, feeling defeated but also relived to finally be alone together again. He laughed huskily as he planted a kiss on top of your head.

"I love you, too." You poked your head up from his chest to peck his soft lips, tasting a mixture of vanilla and strawberry. He closed his eyes, guiding the back of your head into the kiss more before pulling away and hugging you once more. "Hey, do you think you could feed me more fries? I'm hungry again."

You snickered cutely, nodding as you stayed in his arms a bit longer, thankful to have fallen in love with your childhood best friend.

[pettypartypooper]

! lee know fic recommendation part 1 ¡

lee know fic recommendation list part 2

other members fic recommendation lists

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the enemies to lovers project [f] by @softukiyos

word count: 18k

summary: 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘫𝘪𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘨'𝘴 𝘱𝘴𝘺𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘺 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦 – 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘮𝘺, 𝘭𝘦𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘩𝘰, 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘵. 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩, 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥

drunk with minho [s] by @ballelino (as a part of drunk series)

word count: 2.3k

summary: minho always ignores your compliments, and that really gets on your nerves

the healing properties of cats [f] by @wooahaes

word count: 0.6k

just a bit of fun [s] by @bbyquokka

word count: 1.2k

summary: you and minho are attending dinner with the members, however, minho has other plans

drabble [s] by @i4lixie

spirit & mixer [s] by @ikigaitsuki

word count: 4.2k

summary: two people sit at a bar and stare at one another with unfaltering eyes. all they want to do is depend on the decreased inhibition that comes with alcohol consumption, and their mutual yet unknown desire for one another

when he sees me [s,f,a] by @candlewaxandp0lar0ids

word count: 13.3k

summary: interacting with others has never been easy for you, whether it is talking to them or, worse, flirting with them. as a result, relationships, but also any form of sexual interactions have always eluded you. you had no reason to think that was going to change anytime soon. and then your hot neighbor’s cat shows up in your apartment, and you think that things just might change. even if it’s only on one front

green flames [a,f] by @streetlight11

word count: 9.8k

summary: slytherins can be really cunning and playful yet unpredictable. for example, the person you were so sure would be the last human on earth you'd ever fall for, ends up being the one you can't take your eyes off of

lee know fic recommendation list part 2

other members fic recommendation lists

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Miguel O'Hara - Random Headcanons, All SFW! :)

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Y'all enjoyed the other post a lot so here-- have some more of my brain rot! All of these are just fun things lol, interactions and quirks!

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If he spots you and notices that you have bad posture, he'll point it out and tell you to straighten up. Even if others are around. "Unless you wanna live with back pain till the rest of your life..."

Clean cursive would probably be his preferred font to write in. When he prints his letters it's a total mess.

Definitely does not tolerate people who chew with their mouth open. He will glare at you, grab his plate, and move away.

Takes freezing cold showers. Headcanon because every health nut/gym person that I've met says it's the best for muscle recovery.

Doesn't like to watch TV in his free time, he's in front of screens all day. He spends it instead reading books, cleaning up his living area, putting on music and resting on his couch to let his mind relax.

Loud dad sneezes. Doesn't apologize for it.

Likes his coffee black. On his rest days though, he will add a little milk in there to treat himself.

Will order the biggest burger off the menu and successfully chomp at it with no issue. A part of me also thinks it would be in character for him to order a small meal and eat very... Well, he'd eat like a princess. LMFAO.

Is not religious but very respectful of every religion. I think if he were to have a spiritual S/O and they practiced a religion he didn't know much about he'd wanna learn about it by asking them questions.

I am TIRED of the racist Miguel allegations. I am a firm believer that because he is half Irish and half Mexican, if he were to be present in front of a racist, he wouldn't tolerate it. Also headcanon that he's not the arguing type. He'll just throw them out a window (exaggerating).

He loves cats and dogs, very gentle with both. Knows how to treat both correctly too. Doesn't own any pets though, he's scared of losing it one day.

Silently cries. Even when alone he's very quiet. His eyes get very red and so does his face, very quickly. No puffy eyes tho!

No time for skincare, but he's into biotech... Probably assuming too much, but if he could then why wouldn't he; he probably concocted some sort of "one in all" skin product.

On that note his hygiene is on point! He'd probably be so upset if he ever stunk.

Definitely dyes his hair. I do not believe that he doesn't have a single grey strand up there. If his S/O once said they liked the grey hairs, he'd probably chuckle... And then keep dying it anyways.

I think he'd choose to wear shorts over pants when given the chance to... Even jorts. It's ok, he looks good wearing them!

I think he'd like silver jewelry even though gold looks better on him. (He can pull off both *lip bite*.)

Doesn't like designer logos printed everywhere over his accessories/clothing.

Am i the only one that thinks he works out via Pilates AND weight training? Gotta stay flexible and stretched!

Likes to meditate, almost never has time to do so.

Sleep talker!

Very self aware of his size; hates accidentally coming into contact with other people.

Caught up with modern lingo in most places, doesn't participate in conversations surrounding it. "Have you heard what lingo the kids are using? It's absolutely bonkers--" "Yeah."

Try to talk to him in a silly language (think of that skibidi toilet shit), he'll respond instantly. Don't get the wrong idea, he won't be amused by your antics.

If he doesn't show interest in you then he's not interested in you. I'm a big believer that if you were crushing on him, you'd have to wait for HIM to show interest. Otherwise all your flirting will be rendered useless.

[themonotonysyndrome]

hello my lady i hope you’re doing well!

i love the idea of a lovesick castin pining after the baroness when the two of them were still icy after the lingerie incident

i find the idea of rhett trying to trick both of them to be around each other to be so funny

like he hosts a dinner and suddenly castin and the baroness are across from each other

rhett takes baroness for a walk just where castin is training

etc etc like forced proximity

and i adore the idea of rhett being able to notice how much castin is falling for her

like he sees how his eyes follow her, how he hangs on to every word she says even if it’s angry, how he looks longingly at her from across the room.

any headcanons for this??

I do you one better, Anon. Here's a short oneshot dsnjfksdkjf

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"Ya know, at times like this, I can't tell which one of us is the Water Ascendant."

And just like that, Rhett is startled out of his musing. He whips his head to the side to find his beloved standing tall and proud, wearing a simple attire consisting of a pair of black riding pants and a white blouse instead of the royal regalia. However, the dark amethyst hairpin on her luscious red curls immediately gives away her status as the reigning Queen of Intacia.

And Rhett's one true love.

For a moment, his breath is stolen from his lungs when Isolde smirks like a cat who stumbled upon a cornered mouse. "You have dark clouds hanging around your head, Rhett. If I didn't know any better, I'd be hauling my fine ass back inside before you roll in the storm."

Despite the nonchalant lilt of his wife's tone, Rhett captures the underlying concern -

'Are you OK?'

"Forgive me. I didn't mean to worry you," Rhett assures her. When he reaches out his hand, the King smiles softly when Isolde rests her on his palm. Rhett then leans forward to kiss her knuckle. "Do we have any plans together today?"

"Nah, we don't so you can chill. But..." Here, Isolde's eyes travel to where, or rather, who has captured her husband's every thought so thoroughly. Her smirk grows impossibly wider. "I guess I can join you on your Castin watching."

Rhett immediately stammers. Words spill out of his mouth as he clumsily does his best to string them together to form something that doesn't sound like an excuse for why he's sneakily watching his best friend from afar, crouching here on one of the Palace's balconies.

The morning sun is shy behind thick clouds - white instead of dark grey. A perfect day to go on a horseback ride. Far across the field, near the stable, Baroness Anesidora had the same idea.

...And sitting on an inconspicuous tree branch is Commander Hammer. His back isn't facing the royal couple so Isolde and Rhett could see the longing painted on his handsome face.

Isolde pursed her lips. Annoyance is evident. "I don't understand your bestie at all, Rhett. What gives him the right to look like some lovesick puppy after what he did to Celly?"

Rhett sighs. Mentally, he's blaming himself for not assuring Castin that he and Lilia love him and help him through his insecurities that dogged his heels ever since their childhood. While he's proud of the man that his best friend has become, Rhett is also saddened that Castin is still afraid to accept his true self.

"Castin... Castin is a complicated man underneath that cocksure swagger of his," Rhett begins. "I cannot speak on his behalf, but I will still apologise that his actions hurt the Baroness. I know how much she means to you."

"I'm the wrong woman you should apologise to, Rhett. It's not just Castin in that line; you put Celica in a difficult situation during her debut. Conqueror, if I wasn't needed at the harbour to calm the waves that night for the visiting ships, I would've been there with you." The Queen Ascendant tsked. She then shakes her head in resignation. "But hey, Time Ascendants aren't a thing, and shit's already happened. So. How are you planning to fix that?"

Rhett turns to where his wife is pointing, and he immediately wants to lowkey die.

The Baroness is currently having a heated argument with Castin. Ah, shit. She must've caught Castin spying on him. And his reactions? An embarrassing mixture of fluster and vehement deflections.

" - does the Commander of an entire army have so much time on his hands? Or are you already out of the job this quickly?"

"I wasn't stalking you! News flash, Your Grace, you don't own the stable. A-And besides, I was here first - minding my own business until your fine ass decided to be a busybody."

"Excuse me?"

"Flat ass! I said you have a flat ass!"

"Excuse me!?"

"Your bro is an utter embarrassment," Isolde comments, baffled, while Rhett groans and hides his face in his hands. He's not watching as the Baroness verbally tear Castin a new asshole. Rather than upset, Castin is just starstruck. "I'm now convinced that you were totally lying when you said that Castin used to drown in mad pussies 'cause the fuck is this?"

"We need to fix this." Rhett suddenly declares, resolute. Not unlike that day when he decided to overthrow the previous ruling monarchs of Intacia.

"I'm sorry, who is this 'we'? Is that your new friend? 'Cause you could use one, to be honest."

"My love, please, look at him!" Rhett ignores Isolde's teasing to point at the scene below. The Baroness is saddled up on a mare, and Castin is chasing after her on his own horse - yelling at her to slow down before she falls off and causes a political incident. In retaliation, the Baroness is also yelling at him to leave her alone. "Castin is in desperate need of all the help he can get. Think about it - if we can have him and the Baroness in one private room, I'm certain he would apologise and perhaps they can even get to know each other properly."

As usual, Rhett is slowly getting ahead of himself. Sweep away by his plans, he could have the two play a game where they can trade titbits about each other. Yes, yes - an ice-breaker game is perfect! He can even supervise the two at a distance to ensure everything goes smoothly.

"I know that look on your face, baby. You're scheming again. You're so lucky you're cute you know." Isolde pretended to huff because, deep down, she couldn't deny the genuine yearning and lingering glances she caught Castin throwing at the Baroness when he thought no one was looking. This isn't anything like those lustful gazes or selfish, calculating stares from the Nobles back in the Empire. Whether Castin realises it or not, he's truly fallen in love with her best friend.

And Baroness Celica Anesidora deserves to have her happily ever after. Deserves to have someone who can keep up with her. And if that person so happens to be Castin Hammer...

"Does that mean?"

"Yeah, yeah. I'm in. I'll ease Celica into hanging out with Castin. Somehow. Tell your boy not to screw up this time."

"You are my Goddess, Isolde." Rhett excitedly kisses his Queen's forehead and lips. Deep and so, so grateful that he has her melted in his arms. "Don't worry, I'll be sure to tell him to behave himself this time. You can count it."

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Aaannddd if y'all know what went down in Castin's Prologue audio... yeah 😂

[therk900]

📷 May TC Challenge (Day 1 - 31) 📷

1. Have you ever said something embarrassing to/in front of your TC? Thankfully no. I’m careful what I say and do most of the time

2. When did your TC start teaching you? Does he/she still teach you? B started teaching in 2022 and left at the end of 2023, S started teaching at the start of 2021, M started in 2020, and N started in 2022

3. Do you know anything about your TC’s childhood/youth? B had a cat when he was younger and S used to live in the country. N used to be so shy during school which is a surprise, since he is the complete opposite now!  

4. Describe your TC’s eyes. Gentle

5. What’s your favourite outfit on him/her? B had this blue jumper that he wore most of the time over his formal clothes. S wears formal clothes with these boots and he has 3 jumpers that I love. N’s one is a green jumper and formal pants and a white button up shirt with this brown jacket he has! A had this nice jumper that I LOVE! It’s a navy blue jumper with some white writing on it. My favourite one for M would be a dark navy blue button up shirt, and dark formal pants! 

6. How do you try to impress your tc? I try anything and everything really

7. Describe what you think your wedding would look like. What are you both wearing? Who’s invited? What’s for dinner? Hopefully in some sort of lovely garden with a modern feel to it. I feel like we would invite our friends and family to the occasion. For dinner, salad with some fish maybe. 

8. Have you ever caught her staring at you? How did you react? Yes Yes YES! Multiple times with B! One time earlier last year, B was taking a class of mine, and when I looked up, I saw him completely staring at me. I looked down in an instant. When I looked up 30 secs later to see if he was still looking, and he was!!!! I was just doing some sketching and he was sitting at the table diagonal to me. I looked up a few more times since and he wasn’t looking for some but for most of them, he was!

9. would you run away from home and leave your entire life (friends, family etc.) behind just to be with your TC? Maybe

10. what does your tc teach? B: English S & M: Science G: Media

11. If you lived together, would you rather have kids or pets with him/her? KIDS! And maybe one pet

12. are you in love with your tc or is it just a crush? I think it’s just a crush. Not 100% sure

13. do you think your tc could you like you back? Well, for M and N, they both have a wife, so no. But who knows for the others.

14. have you ever dreamt about your tc? The amount of times I have dreamt about them is concerning

15. imagine that someone wanted to make a movie about your life with your tc - what actor/actress would play you and your tc? For A, maybe Alex Wolff With B, maybe Seth rogan I’m not sure about myself, S, M or G

16. have you ever had an argument with your tc? Nope

17. how did you find the tcc? I was just searching up “teacher crush” on tumblr and found it! I was a viewer of the Community and didn’t have the courage to post anything until the start of last year

18. can you remember the moment you fell for your tc? Kind of. It was an end of one of B’s classes, and I was listening to a song called "Get into it (yuh)" by Doja Cat, and all i could think about was B. With S, it was just a realisation when I was speaking to him one time. I found out with A via a dream. And with M, I was just in class. i forgot how with G and N

19. Think of a song that reminds you of your TC and tell us your favourite line from it.  B: Here with me - d4vd “As long as I'm with you I've got a smile on my face” A: Goodbye Yellow Brick Road - Elton John "So goodbye yellow brick road Where the dogs of society howl" S: Enchanted - Taylor Swift “This night is sparkling, don't you let it go I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home I'll spend forever wondering if you knew I was enchanted to meet you” N: Just Like That - THAT BAND HONEY "Baby that's just why we can't commit, maybe And our back and forth makes me want it more" M: Guys My Age - Hey Violet "Guys my age don't know how to treat me... Guys my age don't know how to touch me Don't know how to love me good Guys my age don't know how to keep me" G: Love In The Dark - Adele "We're not the only ones, I don't regret a thing Every word I've said, you know I'll always mean It is the world to me that you are in my life But I want to live and not just survive"

20. does anyone else know about your TC? Only one of my friends know

21. Have you ever stalked your TC online? If yes, what did you find? If no: do it and tell us what you find, it’s fun! I haven’t stalked them online.  Edit: I just found S and B's accounts. They are both private. 

22. what outfit would you most like to see your TC in? A SUIT! I wonder how they look in a suit

23. what is the best outfit they’ve ever worn?  B used to wear these brown formal pants with a nice formal shirt and also a dark blue jumper that I loved For S, he had these nice jumpers, and when he wore that with his formal outfit, it looked so good on him For A, jeans and a navy blue jumper that he owns With N, and G, anything formal For M, he has this green jumper, and he wears it all the time, and it really suits him

24. your best friend tells you that they have a crush on your tc - how do you react? I wouldn’t be surprised!

25. has your tc ever helped you with something that’s not school related? Yes. B has helped me with my drawings since he knows how much I love drawing

26. do you want to get over your tc or are you happy with it for now? I am very happy with it for now! it has made me know them better 

27. If your life was a book series/tv series/movie and you had a fan base, would your fans realistically ship you and your tc?  Depends really

28. What’s something that always makes you think of them?  A: Have no idea yet!  S: Anything to do with science for some reason G: A movie called “Alien” N: Have no idea yet!  M: DILF (because he is one)

29. Let’s chat for a sec! What’s something you’ve been dying to talk about regarding your tc?  How nice they are

30. How often do you think about them?  I think about them here and there

31. What’s something you’re manifesting happening between you two? (If you don’t manifest, what’s something you hope happens?)  That I get to see them outside of school, like in a cafe or something.

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all of the asks. (ask game)

(you don’t actually have to i partially just thought it would be funny to say this i can pick specific ones if you want but also please do if you want to)

This is hilarious. I will do all of them because why not.

favorite chore: organizing things mostly but sometimes even that sucks, sweeping, or not really a chore--- peeling potatoes

least favorite chore: cleaning anything that's sticky/slimy/etc

aquarium, planetarium, museum, or zoo: it really depends on the kind. The aquarium in my town has a really big otter enclosure, so I love that. I really really like planetariums and museums but don't go enough.

favorite kind of museum: The ones that are pretty much people's houses turned into museums especially big old fancy houses with old artifacts. I do love a good art museum of course too.

cooking or baking (and your favorite thing to cook or bake): baking and apple crisp. It has peeling, cutting, etc.

favorite thing in your room: My bookshelf or all of the quotes stuck up on my wall.

favorite class you’ve ever taken: I haven't gotten much variety yet. I really like choir, Spanish, and English though.

what kinds of clothes do you typically wear?: tshirts, jeans, overalls, sweaters, really anything but if you see it it makes sense.

favorite way to be creative (can be anything: playlists, outfits, drawing, writing, decorating cookies, anything.): WRITING but I actually kind of have done a lot. I paint some. I make cool outfits. I actually painted a bunch of jean jackets last summer while listening to the FLF audiobook. I might do that again.

are you superstitious?: Yes and no. I am in the ways that I think are funny like sayings and jokes and having a "lucky necklace." I used to be more so.

favorite article of clothing you own: It's either this gray sweater I found thrifting, my Evermore sweatshirt, or my best jean jacket.

favorite way to carry things (pockets, purse, backpack, etc): I apologize in advance for the rant this will cause. I want to say pockets, but I can not because WOMEN'S PANTS POCKETS FIT NOTHING. I also have to carry an Epipen which can't even fit in men's pants pockets so a purse. I like satchel like purses that can fit a book.

what things do you usually have on you when you leave the house?: As stated before my Epipen, my phone which has my wallet stuff in it, a purse, a book, headphones, chapstick, some cash, etc.

favorite errand: grocery shopping or essential other things

dream job: a librarian who writes books in her spare time (with a dog and a cat <3)

favorite thing get when going out to eat: a burger or spaghetti usually

when did you lose your first tooth?: first tooth lost was pulled by the dentist, and I didn't know what was going on. It was HORRIBLE. I have gotten many pulled actually. First "naturally" lost was because my friend's friend hit my chin with her knee while we lifted her in the air at recess. I lost it in Spanish class a few days later.

any childhood memory you want to share:

do you like camping?: Yes, but mostly because I was taken a lot as a kid.

have you ever gone to summer camp and did you enjoy it?: I went to girl scout summer camp but family camp, so my mom was there. It was fine.

favorite place to write things: At a table anywhere without too much distractions

lucky number(s): 4, 7, 13, 14, 16

favorite place you’ve traveled to: Canada probably or just somewhere camping

place you want to travel to: Broadway or London or the Netherlands (to meet an old online friend)

favorite snack: gold fish

favorite smell: lemon verbena

something you’re proud of: all the progress I have made

do you have any pets?: I had a bunny as a little girl. I loved her. I had a dog, but she died two months (ish) ago. I miss her.

do you want any pets that you don’t have?: I want to have a dog again someday. I also will probably have a cat someday. (If I could get an orange cat, I would name it Kell.)

favorite place to go in your neighborhood: THE LIBRARY DUH

[v-eats-bugs]

OC INTERVIEW!! >:)

Thanks for tagging me @cyberholic77! This is the first cyberpunk community thing I have been tagged in and it means a lot 🥹

I'm going to use the V that I am bringing into my friend's Fallout D&D campaign because he has been on the mind a lot, and I think he is my silliest V! The general idea for him is he is still a person who lives and grew up in the Fallout universe, but his personality and interests and stuff like that are a clear homage to V from Cyberpunk 2077.

NAME?

"...V. It's just V."

His full name is Vault Copperhand. The last name is just a family thing, he doesn't have a copper hand. (yet?!?!) He was named Vault by his parents before the war even was a thing, but he isn't really sure why they did that.

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NICKNAME?

"Please just call me V, okay?"

His life goal is that no one finds out about his dumbass name. 😭

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GENDER?

"Transgender man."

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STAR SIGN?

"I'm a... Gemini, yes a Gemini. My birthday is June 10th. My late wife would read me the horoscopes in the paper before the war. Not sure I believe them, but it was a nice time."

He says he doesn't really believe them, but if the paper said he was going to have a troublesome day, he would be much more wary than usual.

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HEIGHT?

"5'6 at least the last time I checked?"

1.68m for non-Americans ;) he's a bit shorter lol.

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ORIENTATION?

"I think the word is bisexual? Gender isn't a big thing for me, life's too short to worry about what's in a person's pants."

He had a wife, but post coming out of his vault, he has had a series of flings. He is a bit of a slut <3

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FAVORITE FRUIT?

"Oh man. I haven't had a good slice of watermelon since before the vault. I should see if there is any way I can find some."

He's had some yucca and cactus fruit since coming out of his vault, but he loves the sweet flavor of watermelon.

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FAVORITE SEASON?

"Fall is the best. Not too cold, not too hot. "

He loves weather that lets him wear his favorite jackets without freezing.

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FAVORITE FLOWER?

"I like the smell of daffodils when I can find them."

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FAVORITE SCENT?

"Freshly washed linen. Nothing beats that soft feeling of clean fabric on skin."

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COFFEE OR TEA?

"Black coffee is good."

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AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP?

"Sleep is for the weak. I only need a few hours to keep going."

He lives a pretty nomadic lifestyle. If he can set up his hammock, he is good to go.

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DOG OR CAT PERSON?

"Cats, they just feel like a calm presence in the wild world."

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DREAM TRIP?

"Always wanted to see some other cities. New York or something like that."

He loves the open road, but cities always draw him in.

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FAVORITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER?

"I like the tin man in the Wizard of Oz is cool I guess? I don't really watch movies."

He's not much of a movie guy, he has too much energy to sit still for very long. He'd rather be working on something with his hands.

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NUMBER OF BLANKETS YOU SLEEP WITH?

"You only ever need one good blanket when it's made right."

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RANDOM FACT?

The vault V is from is in Vegas. The experiment was that everyone's consciousness was uploaded to a computer for hundreds of years. I chose this because it's like mikoshi >:)

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I'm tagging: @ashesfordayz @elvenbeard @mail-me-a-snail @swearingcactus @glitchinginthegarden

Of course there is no need to do this if you don't want to! Thank you again @cyberholic77 for tagging me!

[cryptidsurveys]

Thursday, August 22nd, 2024.

Do you know anyone who works at McDonald's? I don't.

What are your plans for next weekend? I will be at the animal shelter on Saturday and Sunday, but if we go with my days off (which are Wednesday and Thursday) then my plans involve grocery shopping, housecleaning, giving myself a much needed buzzcut, and possibly a trip to the Mountain Park.

Do you know anyone who plays heaps of sports? Not currently. My sibling played a lot of sports when they were younger, though.

Have you ever been suspended from school? No. I've never had detention either.

When was the last time you had chocolate? There's chocolate syrup in the oatmeal I'm eating right now.

Have you ever been to a sports game? I've been to a couple of professional sports games.

If so, what sport did you see? Baseball and hockey.

Have you used a sewing machine before? Yes. In Home Ec. in middle school. I think I made a pair of pajama pants.

When was the last time you had a snow day? Not since high school. However, I think the last time it snowed was back in March or April.

Have you ever gotten in trouble for using a phone in class? No. I don't even recall ever using my phone while in class.

Where do your cousins live? I have no idea. I know very little about my extended family.

Have you met any of your second cousins? No.

Do you like the All-American Rejects? No.

Is your computer slow or fast? It's fast.

What colour shirt are you wearing? Black.

Have you ever faked sick to get out of something? I frequently faked sick to get out of going to school and various extra-curricular activities. I haaated school. I'm not even entirely sure why it gave me so much anxiety because it's not like I was a bad or troublesome student.

If so, how did you do it? By just…faking sick, lmao. I don't know how to explain it. Migraines were a good excuse because I had those anyway and my parents tended to believe me.

Have you ever been ice skating? Yeah.

Who do you sit near in math? I'm not in school anymore.

Have you ever had Werther s Original butterscotch toffee? I probably have at some point.

When was the last time you wore a skirt? I have no idea.

Have you seen all the Shrek movies? I think I've seen the first three.

Have you ever fainted? Not completely; not to where I completely lost consciousness. I've had momentary blackouts, though.

What did you have for breakfast? My usual bowl of oatmeal.

When was the last time you went on vacation? If backpacking/camping trips count as vacations, then sometime around 2013-2014.

Have you ever had to sit next to some smelly random person on a bus? No.

Do you have any pets other than dogs or cats? No. Just kitties. :')

What colour is your bed sheet? Gray.

Do you have a job? I'm basically a full-time volunteer at an animal shelter. I plan on working there in the future, once my health is under better control.

If so, where and what does it consist of doing? Here's an updated rundown now that I'm more familiar with the schedule:

7:00am-8:00am: load washers/dryers and fold laundry; set up carriers for colony cats; fill various cleaning buckets for dishes, scoops, rags, and mopping; occasionally start a pot of coffee.

8:00am-11:00am: morning feed, clean colonies and kennels (wipe everything down, refresh hard food and water, scoop litter, etc), wash dishes and scoops, sweep and mop, take the dirty litter boxes to the back to soak, put away colony carriers, take out the trash and dirty laundry, and generally tidy up the room.

11:00am-12:00pm: enrichment (continues throughout the remainder of the day), fill out medical and enrichment logs (can also be completed later in the day, but I'm just going to list it here), rotate laundry (also continues throughout the rest of the day).

12:00pm-1:00pm: typically go to lunch. We're also open to the public from 12-4, so we'll host volunteers and direct cat tours for potential adoptions.

1:00pm-2:00pm: afternoon feed, pick up and wash dishes, scrub and rinse litter boxes in the back and allow to dry, restock food, cleaning solution, and litter.

2:00pm-3:00pm: afternoon litter scoop, wash scoops.

3:00pm-4:00pm: sweep and mop and do a final tidying, make sure colony cats are inside + close their windows, complete afternoon checklist.

4:00pm-5:00pm: empty all trash bins in the building and take trash to the bin outside, bring dog pools and toy bins to the back and spray them down, bring in the hose, help dog staff with various tasks (mopping/drying kennels, dishes, etc). Wait for someone to do the final cattery checklist, then it's time to go home.

What was the last thing you cooked? Idk. I haven't done any proper cooking in quite some time.

Do you know anyone with the surname Matheson? I used to watch someone on YouTube with that last name.

Tell me about the posters you have on your walls. There aren't any posters on my walls.

Are you the type of person who gets injuries often? No.

What does your soap smell like? The hand soap smells like pine. The shampoo smells like strawberries and cream.

Have you ever finished a whole video game? Yeah.

If so, which one(s)? I don't feel like listing them.

Are your siblings allergic to anything? Not that I know if.

Tell me about a funny TV ad you've seen. Blah.

What time is it? 8:24am.

Do you know anyone with a pet snake? I don't.

Do you own a purple hoodie or sweatshirt? I don't.

When did you last stay home from school? I no longer recall.

What was the reason? N/a.

Do you have any bad habits? Yeah.

Can you speak French? No.

Which one of your friends has great music taste? Idk.

What can you smell right now? Coffee.

What was the last movie you watched? Inside Out 2.

What was the last CD you bought? I have no idea.

Was it a digital copy or old school? Old school.

What will you do after this? Vacuum and dust my room, then probably relax until it's time to go to lunch with my parents. I'm really hoping this headache will be mostly gone by then.

[lericekrispie]

Worldbuilding on Fauna

This was supposed to be a Vyncent headcannon list, but I ended up just talking about Fauna instead. Enjoy!

I tried to do some very surface level research into what Asian decent Vyncent could be based off, and the closest I found that matched was Mongolia. All my research is very shallow, please don't take my word as law, but from what I've gathered is that they are from a cold climate, with rich traditions. They are traditionally nomadic, have extensive and rich cultures in arts, music, and dance. They have unique architecture called a yurt. They had woodcarving, metalworking, embroidery, and weaving. Men and women both wore skirts and pants. They had meat like mutton, and beef, and herded sheep, goats and yaks. They had horse racing, wrestling, and archery. The games they played were chess and checkers, dominos, rock paper scissors, and puzzles.

Deriving from this, I believe that Vync-

likes music without lyrics, because English is his second language and it's hard to keep up, and most of his music back home was mostly instrumental anyways

wears gender non-conforming clothes

used to help herd animals while the older adults hunted. He knows how watch a flock, and has also sat in fields for long times just staying alert. B/c of this, his stake out abilities are top notch. He can disassociate like a pro and probably has ADHD. (head empty fr fr)

is really good at traditional board games, and always wins. He also likes puzzles, even if he is stupid sometimes and has to get help. He likes fidget toys. He likes video games as well, but because he grew up without technology he is horrendous at them. He still loves games and puzzles though so he still tries. Will and Dakota try to help him with some video games, but Vync likes the single player games the most bc he doesn't feel left in the dust when playing with his friends.

can tell when clothing is cheap and of bad material/craftsmen ship, and because of such he has a picky taste in quality. (his preferred fashion is maximalism and weird-core) (He has sensory issues fr fr)

Also, he lives on a floating island. We didn't see a horrible lot of worldbuilding b/c the world building was... well, destroyed in an apocalypse. I wanted to expand a little on that as well. What I think would be cool and good worldbuilding is if every Great is from a different island, and each island as a different climate/elf species.

Remember, all floating islands are flavored to be close in culture to a general overview of Mongolia culture, or in cannon, some East Asian culture.

The Lush Island

Vyncent comes from an island that is more traditional. It's smaller, and the communities are like tight knit families. Their climate gets very cold in the winter, so the weird fae-magical elf evolution would be the small predator animals that people sometimes draw for Vync as a headcannon. Small predator animals include cats, foxes, small predator birds, and sometimes dogs. It helps to be adapted to traverse in the snow, as they have two seasons, 'Dormant' and 'Bloom', basically Winter and Spring. Their Blooms is very abundant and full of festivals and celebrations, with long sunny days that could be disrupted by powerful storms. Dormant is even more brutal and dangerous, and what they prepare for during Bloom, so that they have stored food to survive the freeze. The traditional way of life has been very well preserved, that a lot of old techniques of artisans that would have been lost to time have been preserved. They have expert woodcarvers, metal workers, embroidery and weaving. Vyncent's sword was made on his island, and is part of why it's so powerful.

The Convergence Island

Strider is a rouge, wears a cloak, is mysterious and brooding. Strider would come from a island that has a larger community, because then there would be a reason for crime/stealing and or being a vigilante. The community would have to be large enough that there is animosity, so his island might be known as the 'City' island. This would be a market intersection, like Riptide's 'All-Port'. There is a strong Tribal Government there, with a clear Chief rather than just local figureheads and Respect for Elders. There is hoarding from the rich and people trying to build their lives from the ground up. Think ' The American Dream'. It's mostly a scam, but sometimes if your lucky you can make it big. Because of the city the island is a melting pot of multiple different elf evolutions, but the native's to the island have evolved to fit a more lavish, modern life, growing very tall, slim, and frail. They speak softer and less rushed, are often physically weaker, and have features for social evolution and not survival evolution (think classical faries and fae, with big buggy eyes and eyelashes, high cheekbones, slender faces, shimmery skin, slender soft hands, long hair and well kept hygiene.)

The Sunlight Island

Alphonz is the paladin. He wears a lot of heavy armor, so I believe his island would also metalworkers, the main suppliers of such. They are also a very religious community, with religious leaders controlling the tides rather than political. Their island would be the highest up, to be the closest to whatever the equivalent of 'heaven' would be. Of course, the evolution of the highest island would be wings, but most wings are made for gliding rather than flying because of body mass and energy and whatnot. Because of this, most people from this island can find jobs elsewhere as messengers. These people often get around to other islands eventually in their lives, and are known to be wanderers. They are closest to the sun so they have very thick eyelashes and undereye markings to protect them from the sunlight, and the darkest skin. They have a lot of intense flowers and foliage because the closeness to the sun. Their waterfalls from the top of their island run into the other islands below.

The Sunken Island

Min is a mage, and uses a lot of water themed magic. Because of this, I believe Min's island would be more like a bowl full of water, and most of the people would live in underwater domes, or on small floating islands. The people who live here would have evolved to be semi-aquatic, with features like frogs, dragonflies, fish, and such. Their island would be abundant with a fishing culture and magic, with huge coral structures and beautiful vibrant colors. The island would also be more traditional, much like Vyncent's.

The Badland Island

Ram is our beloved gunslinger, so obviously his island would be like the wild west. Enough said. Think riding horses, saloons, outlaws and sheriffs. The evolutions would be close to hooved creatures, like goats, antelope, deer, rams, horses, things like satyrs and centaurs. Because of the harsh and vast amount of lands these elves need to travel, these evolutions save time and their feet as they traverse the difficult terrain.

The Wildlands Island

Chungus is a the barbarian, very strong and almost a gentle giant. I believe this island would be very much so like Vyncent's, but much harder to live in, in terms of monsters. I think Vyncent's island would have more difficult natural weather and disasters, while Chungus would face a lot more monsters and ruffians. Because of this, the elven evolution would be to match monsters strength a take form of large predator animals, like wolves, cougars, bears, and such, while Vyncent's island would only need to evolve to smaller predator animals for hunting, such as foxes and cats and such. (Chungus would be a bear.)

The Hellfire Island

Finally, Grayson. Grayson is described as having Dragon armor, so why not just go all the way and say the elven evolution is dragon-like. This island would be the hardest to live on, full of flames and lava, basically like a floating volcano. This island would be closest to the surface, and speaking of surface-

Surface

The idea of the surface is that it is basically hell. It's where the lich comes from, it's full of hell fire, screaming damned, zombies and undead and such. The closeness to the surface dictate how dangerous your island is. The position of your island means a lot.

From Top to Bottom

The Sunlight Island -Is reaping the rewards of lush wildlife, but has to deal with extreme weather, sun, and temperatures.

The Sunken Island -is practically unaffected by weather and monsters because they live mostly underwater. Very peaceful. Uninhabitable by people who are not native.

The Convergence Island -In the top middle. The monsters here are the people. Have to deal with extreme weather.

The Lush Island -Reaps the rewards of lush wildlife, has to deal with extreme weather and temperatures, as well as some monsters.

The Wildlands Island -Deals less with weather and temperature, but more with monsters.

The Badland Island -as we get closer to 'hell' basically, the weather get's dry-er and hot-er. There isn't extreme storms, but instead harsh constant heat. Has to deal with monsters, as well as elven criminals. Most intelligent monsters and criminals set up bases here. The largest landmass. (we can never truly escape Texas)

The Hellfire Island -A step up from 'hell'. Has to deal with monsters all day long. The people here are built from blood and spit, metal and nails. Life expectancy is short here, but the people take pride in being the first line of defense for the other islands, are often talented warriors who hunt monsters to allow the rest of the islands to prosper.

It's hard to get to island to island. Sometimes you can because of your adaptations, sometimes you can find a way to safely fall to a lower island. Sometimes you can find a mage who can transport you. It is more common to go down than up. That's why Vyncent's dad was so impressive.

Father Sol

Father Sol was the leader of the group. With this worldbuilding, I think it would be cool if he embarked on a mission to build a party that could defend against a brewing monster from the Surface, The Lich and his forces. So Father Sol went from island to island, searching for the most powerful person from each to make a party. This alone is a feat, for traversing islands is very difficult, most only go to one once in their lives, and most of the time it's a permeant move. You often don't return. It's no wonder The Greats are well known, doing something such as what they did, going from island to island, even without the stories of their deeds and just the feat of traveling islands alone is something to behold and would be talked and gossiped about until they were legends. But on top of that were the adventures they had on each island, of Father Sol having to earn the trust and respect of each powerful warrior for them to join the party. I can already image in the classic Dnd shenanigans, battles, and hero adventures they would have. And to have them fail at the very end.

And all of this we never get to see because it get's destroyed. By the very monsters The Greats gathered to fight against. They lost. They weren't strong enough.

Now. Imagine, Vyncent has to make a choice between staying between Prime and Fauna. He chooses Prime, for his friends. His life is there right now, that's what he tells himself. He can always go back. He has unfinished business on Prime.

What he doesn't say is the pain that is in his heart, looking at his home that once used to be lush and full of life, full of smiles and memories, destroyed. Seeing his people broken and torn by the worst possible thing that could have happened to them. To see his people go from living in community villages full of flowers and celebration to hiding underground like rats. It hurts. It's painful to look at all the despair and pain. Knowing that things probably wouldn't go back to normal, at least in his lifetime.

He's a coward when he stays in Prime. He's not strong enough to go back. He wishes he was. But he isn't.

[morbiderotica]

Hiiiiii (warning ; English it's not my first language and probably cliche/cringe)

So can u do one that m!yn and Xavier are academic rivals that "hate" each other then both got detention and Xavier start kinda of joking flirting in a not totally sarcastic way with yn and the sexual tension got worst and the smut (IF UR COMFORTABLE DOING IT . and if it's a yes can u do kinda kinky with sub!Xavier AGAIN IF UR COMFORTABLE DOING IT!!! U CAN IGNORE THIS IF U WANT) tysm for ur time and have a good night/morning/day<3

─ ★ you know you want it … male!reader

Xavier Thorpe. Even just his name left a bitter taste in your mouth. He is always just one step ahead of you, just one point above your grade. You were convinced he was cheating somehow. But that didn't matter now. Not when he was leaning back in his chair with his feet on the desk.

"I can see you staring, Hun." He taunted and you looked away quickly, focusing your eyes on the chalkboard that read 'Detention.' He chuckled at you and you wanted to slam your head against the desk. "I wasn't staring at you, asshole." You said though it wasn't really believable. "Mhm, sure." You could hear his poised laugh.

You were humming to yourself, not even caring if it was pissing Xavier off. "Can you shut up, I can't even hear myself losing the will to live." He groaned and you rolled your eyes. "If you don't like it, you can leave." You said matter of factly. He rolled his eyes expecting you to go back to humming but was surprised when you stayed quiet.

The two of you were silent for a little while. You kept your attention anywhere that wasn't him. "Y/N." He called out and you refused to look at him. "I know you can hear me." You groaned and turned to look at him. "What?" You plainly asked. "Why were you staring at me?" A wide grin appeared on his face. You rolled your eyes and averted your attention back to the chalkboard. "Shut up."

"Come over here and make me." He smugly teased. You shuffled in your seat, trying your hardest to ignore him. "Hm, cat got your tongue?" He kicked his legs off the desk, standing up afterward. "I said-" "I know what you said." You informed, taking him a little aback. "Well then, why didn't you answer." He grumbled, his ego slightly bruised. "Because, if it wasn't obvious, I didn't want to 'make you.'" You said.

He walked over to your desk, standing in front of you, gripping each side of the desk. "I don't like your attitude." His voice was low almost like he was trying to intimidate you. "Aw, I'm so sorry." You gave fake puppy dog eyes and your voice was laced with fake sincerity. Xavier bit his lip and looked you up and down.

"I can't stand you." He mumbled. "Then sit down." You smiled and kicked the chair next to you so that it was easier to sit on. "Well, if you insist." He looked at you with a mischievous grin and sat on your lap. "What- What are you doing?" You stuttered out. "You told me to sit down." You wanted to smack the stupid grin off his face.

"Get off." You demanded. "Make me." Someone has to put this brat in his place. You stand up, pushing him off as you do so, and pin him against one of the desks. You watched as the know it all grin fell into a confused look. "What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?" Now it was your turn to wear the mischievous grin.

You two just stared at each other. The tension in the air grew thicker. You don't know what came over you, but you leaned forward and left a quick kiss on his lips. He was quick to reconnect your lips though. The way he was kissing you, you could tell he was needy.

His hands roamed all of your body while your hands made their way into his hair. "I need you." He whined. You bit your lip and felt your erection grow. You pushed him to his knees and he got the hint and started to undo the buttons on your jeans.  He slid down your pants and underwear letting your cock free.

You gently grabbed Xavier's hair and pushed him onto his cock. “Oh, fuck.” You threw your head back in pleasure. Your grip on Xavier's hair grew tighter. “Why didn't we do this sooner?” You moaned as he bobbed his mouth back and forth on his dick, cumming in his mouth as you reached your climax.

[astranne]

bias swap for the @astronetwrk ebg challange!

okay so first of all, i just have to say how much i love shuyun. like- you don't understand, how deeply i feel for him. but that's not what i was asked to do, so here are 30 things i absolutely love for shuyun. and following 31-60 things are my brainrots and scenarios hehe

his hair. it looks so good and looks so fluffy, i honestly just want to style it and pet it and touch it yk

his style. like, listen, his style is absolutely chef kiss, you can't change my mind

HIS LOOKS. my man is so hot oh my god just look at him

his personality. he's so cute, i just wanna squish his cheeks and give him a smooch

THE FACT HE CAN TALK TO CATS AND UNDERSTAND THEM???

i love how he treats prince, he would treat my three cats so good as well

HUSBAND MATERIAL. reasons all above and so much more

HE PLAYS TCG

he works with diona, i love diona but i love shuyun so much more

his official job is literally being a translator like hello?

i absolutely adore his eyes

he has a necklace 👀

he also has fingerless gloves, men with fingerless gloves are just hot in general. it's the fingerless gloves rule

he's tall

i bet his hugs are nice. no, i know his hugs are nice and because of this, i love him so much

HIS EYES ARE SO PRETTY, THE COLOR IS SO-

he gives me twink energy and i love twinks :lipbite:

HE WEARS A CLOTHING THAT LOOKS ALMOST LIKE A CORSET AND HELLO??? MEN IN CORSETS??????

his pants are baggy i love baggy pants, HIS STYLE IS SO GOOD I ALREADY SAID THAT, but like. yk why men wear baggy pants? no i won’t say 🤭

*cough* i just know he likes to be complimented and he will blush. i love blushing men :D

the fact he works in a alcohol free pub and can make the most delicious smoothies and drinks while playing tcg

shuyun is tall, i already said that BUT he's taller than me and that's very sexy of him

his nick name is 'Duel Saint's Right Hand', like, he's a man of power. he's in a position of power and that's so sexy of him

he lives in mondstadt so that means he probs had alc very young and maybe also has regularly AND THAT MEANS WE CAN GO OUT AND GET DRUNK TOGETHER

he’s visionless but that doesn’t matter to me. i think this is actually good, so he won’t have any stupid ideas and go on an adventure and like,,, die or smth 🥹

since he knows how to mix drinks, he also knows how to cook. you wanna know how i know? yeah well he cooked for me and it was delicous :)

HE'S SO SOFT TO ALL KIND OF PETS- cats, dogs, snakes, no matter what, he will ask the owner if he can pet them and once he can he does and does it with so much care and i'm just-

he can do his own household. no joke, this man will do all on his own, he learned it when he was very young and always does his chores

he's just husband material like,, have you even read this post?? he's soft and cute, and helpful, can talk to cats and is just very sweet and helpful <33

I LOVE HIM OKAY, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND AND NOW THE BRAINROTS AN FANFIC IDEAS HRHRHRHRHR

first date is actually him making smoothies and other drinks for the both of you and enjoying them, while chatting about your day and life

second date is similar, the two of cook a meal together and eat it, while he talks about his day at work

THIRD DATE, is actually him taking you out, in a bit fancier establishement and you absolutely love it, but mostly because it's with him <3

uhh going out with him and shopping together <3

having playdates and spending hours playing tcg, rounds after rounds, while he makes sure the two of you stay hydrated

chasing after cats and he tells you to stop but you really want to catch one and chat with them with his help :(

HE TEACHES YOU HOW TO TALK AND UNDERSTAND CATS

you struggle with the new language, but he’s so patient it’s 🥹

staying in mondstadt, just to be near to him but you still have a desire to travel and he encourages you to do so :(

USING CATS AS LETTER CARRIERS !! shuyun teaches strays how to recite short poems and they meow them to you and it’s just so sweet and very cute literally marry this man rn

STYLING AND CUTTING HIS HAIR shuyun is so busy, he starts neglecting his hair and completely forgets how fast it grows. you sit him down and take care of it and it looks very good 🤭

he teaches you how to become a barista and you end up working in a tavern as well (not in cat’s tail) your smoothies and non-alcoholic cocktails are now what most people order there

making flower crowns with him at the windblume festival!! you two gather children around and go pick flowers with them, teach them how to make the crowns and gift them to others

shuyun gifts you a camera and you send pictures of your boyfriend (and you) to your family 🫣

MODERN AU!! shuyun works as barista in a popular coffee shop and you meet him there

it’s actually him who gives you his number, after exchanging names and doing small talk. you just think he’s cute, so you actually text him back

shuyun, who catsits the kittens of his neighbors and shows you how to take care of them

shuyun, who will make you coffee on the house and always pays it with his own money, but he never says anything about it and you never find out

shuyun, who brings you flower he picked from the neighbors garden (the owner of prince and ofc after asking) and officially asks you out on a date

shuyun, who will adopt a cat with you and let you name it, even if he thinks the name is horrible and doesn’t fit the baby kitten 😔

SHUYUN WHO IS JUST SOFT AND WHIPPED AND WILL DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU AND LOVE YOU WITH ALL HIS HEART

shuyun, who will help you study for your finals by cooking for you, making sure you drink enough and especially get enough rest

shuyun, who texts you “good morning love” and “good night love” every. freaking. day.

shuyun, who will ask you on picknick dates, where he will carry sandwiches and smoothies with him, some cut fruits and chocolate as well

shuyun, who still plays tcg and shows you his insane card collection, and is super proud when you beat one of his friends

shuyun, letting you move in since rent went up and you can’t afford it without hesitation

shuyun, kissing the back of your hand when you feel nervous

shuyun, who cheers on you, no matter what you do, he’s here for every milestone

shuyun, who puts together a recipe book of his drinks, be it coffee or smoothies, so you can learn doing them as well

shuyun, who’s always here for you, no matter which universe or time of the day. he’s here and he will never leave you again

shuyun <3

making flower crowns with him during the windblume festival!! the two of you gather children around and pick flowers with them, and teach the small group how to make beautiful crowns. then you all go around and gift them to others i literally CAN NOT-

you learning to be a barista as well!! shuyun teaches you all the tricks and how to talk to the patrons. you don’t work in cat’s tail tho, you find work somewhere else

[marshmallowprotection]

Hi!! Can I please have a romantic matchup?? (and forgive me if I make a mistake in the writing, I'm not fluent in english yet♡)

I'm pansexual and genderfluid, that uses all the pronouns.

I'm a brazilian, my house is Slytherin (but I have LOTS of Ravenclaw qualities), my sign is Leo and MBTI is INTJ. I have tan skin, dimples, brown eyes, straight black hair that goes below my waist and bangs. About my body, I think what stands out the most are the really thick thighs and the hands and feet that are really small. I wear glasses (I have astigmatism and myopia, my grade is VERY high); where i live is SO hot but i really like to wear sweats and pants so sometimes it's kind of hard but i think i wear any kind of clothes? I like to experiment with new styles and I really want to dye my hair but I didn't have the opportunity; I'm absolutely addicted to wearing necklaces, bracelets and especially rings, I'm always wearing several.

I have a quiet, observant, sarcastic and motherly personality, although from a distance it seems that I will be rude to you, I will actually be very calm and give you soft smiles. I can get stressed out easily but I don't show anything but glare, and above all I NEVER raise my voice, even in a fight the only thing I'm going to do is keep my voice calm with a firm, authoritative tone. I LOVE protecting and caring for people and listening to them talk about what they like, I always give them my FULLY attention. My love language is 100% touch, I am always touching the people I like and care about. Another thing is that I'm not a submissive person in a relationship, like no.

I'm completely in love with all kinds of art, especially dancing (I'm ALWAYS dancing while listening to music, which is pretty much all day long) and drawing/painting (sometimes I end up doing a whole drawing and not even realize it). I love reading and I always have a book with me, physical or digital. I love animals, I have cats, dogs, parrots, turtles and cockatiels, and I would give my life for them all without a second thought. Oh, I also love anything horror related with passion and bake, most of the time I don't even eat, I just bake and give it to people because I love it when they say they like what I made.

I match you with...

Jihyun!

All right, so you're the kind of person who is very forthcoming with what you feel. You don't want to insult other people in a fight, no, you would take the path that allows you to say what needs to be said without insulting other people. Sometimes, people need to know that they're doing the wrong thing and you want them to know that they can't do that. They should be ashamed of themselves. It's good to stand up for things when you know something is wrong.

That's why the perfect match for you is surprisingly Jihyun. It might seem counterintuitive to put somebody who is so strong and confident with him when he is still learning how to use his voice first and foremost. But, having somebody who is confident gives him the strength to look in the mirror and realize that he needs to work harder on himself so he can feel the way he did before his insecurities took control.

It's inspirational, but not such in a way that it's pure idol worship. He learned his lesson the first time. That's never going to happen again. There is something poetic about you being able to pull him into a dance in the middle of the afternoon for no reason. Sometimes you just have to dance for no reason, and your sporadic and situational choice to live freely makes him feel alive.

[nocturnefactory]

tagged by @eddie-rifff yay thanks!

what book are you currently reading? Actually I just finished one and I'm about to head back to the library today to renew my card and get a new one--hopefully not over 500 pages again lol

what’s your favorite movie you saw in theaters this past year? ...I don't see movies in theaters anymore whoops, we did sit down at the TV to watch the original Willow on New Year's Eve though, someone explain to me why I'd never heard of it until then

what do you usually wear? uhhhh pants. shirt. My job has conditioned me to be as boring and inconspicuous as possible and I need to change that so so so much, time to splurge this year on a new look

how tall are you? 5-foot-4, wheee

what’s your Star Sign? do you share a birthday with a celebrity or a historical event? Capricorn! I believe I share my birthday with Ted Danson and Dexter Holland of the Offspring, Ray Thomas of the Moody Blues...some more people...and Buck-Tick's Day in Question concert series always falls on that day for some reason

do you go by your name or nickname? I've been going by my own name for so long that I never actually stopped to think about an internet nickname and now I'm thinking of Squid (yes I know my avatar is an octopus I'm just really lazy and indecisive) :P

did you grow up to become what you wanted to be when you were a child? When I was a kid I wanted to be a paleontologist because I fixated on dinosaurs, I wanted to be a mangaka because I fixated on manga, I wanted to be a guitarist because I fixated on musicians...I don't know how to take fixations seriously lol

are you in a relationship? if not who is your crush if you have one? noop, single as heck. ...all my crushes are middle-aged musicians. Yeah.

what’s something you’re good at vs something you’re bad at? Good at? I can bust my arms hyperfocusing on something until it's done. Bad at? Socializing and having anything to say in general (cringe)

dogs or cats? I own neither but they're both beautiful

If you draw/write, or create in any way, what’s your favorite picture/favorite line/favorite etc. from something you created this past year? I drew a lot of Buck-Tick fanart that I mainly posted on Twitter/Instagram, not sure which one stands out to me the most but goshdarnit I need to post here more often even if no one understands lol

what’s something you would like to create content for? uhhh probably something that's not real people if I can just get into the headspace somehow

what’s something you’re currently obsessed with? hardly anything new, except for getting nostalgic over 90s video game music and following the lives of the composers on Twitter

What’s something you were excited about that turned out to be disappointing this past year? I never get my hopes up very much anymore since hardly anything ever happens around here anyway but I'm disappointed that I keep losing my creative muse...which I guess is inevitable at that point, lol I gotta change that

what’s a hidden talent of yours? How would I even know

are you religious? not in the way my parents would've preferred lol, it's private

whats something you wish to have at this moment? I have a lot of things that I'm not even taking advantage of so I think I just need my motivation hurr hurr also a warp portal to the stores in town would be nice

tagging @bjonka @wonderous-lawnmower have fun, no pressure :P