#this is weird!!!!!

[reigningm4x]

Max and Rupert walking into the paddock for the first time together

[seancosy]

i'm on a work trip to a desert town and it's surreal

the streets are empty. i can walk for 15+ minutes before coming across another pedestrian.

the book shop had maybe 15 books, about half of which were explicitly queer-focused. which is really weird because grindr is dead here

the florist only sells plastic plants

the pub food is some of the worst food i've eaten in my life. but i risked trying fish and chips from the local shop (we are >500 away from the ocean), and it was amazing??

the swimming pool -- newly built; perfect for 40 degree heat -- is basically empty each time i visit. when in any other town it would be humming with swimmers and families.

every surface has a coating of soft red dust on it

some people speak in such thick accents that we can't understand understand each other

there is no infrastructure for handling rain, so apparently the town regularly floods and the locals just go on with their lives like it's not a big deal

i have seen no snakes and no spiders. but about 547839872 flies.

it isn't safe to drive at night because kangaroos, emus, and feral goats will try and kill themselves in front of your car. (baby emus are adorable btw. i went for a run and a family of emus ran beside me!)

[watch-out-it-bites]

[correctopinionhaver]

[allthatispeculiar]

[andhumanslovedstories]

look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

[yeepof]

I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences

[casualfoxwitch]

[vamprisms]

shut da hell up

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Elon’s being weird again. Threatening everyone on twitter for calling his weird friends weird.

[plaguedocboi]

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

[ashyslashyy]

[starcrossedandstupid]

Trump just declared that there are only 2 genders, so this is your reminder to get WEIRDER and QUEERER gang

[allthatispeculiar]

[mercurio-shadowz]

shadow is a gay parrot: the comic

(Y'ALL I HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO TITLE THIS I'M SORRY LMAO)