#this is wack

[pinkbabyyy-2233]

My tits definitely grew and they are so fucking sensitive and ache today. Help me 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[cobaltfluff]

THIS EPISODE FEELS LIKE A FEVER DREAM HELP

(more specifically Utsumi-san's muscle fever dream huh???)

[unskilledpoint]

u should stop appropiating mental illness with this blog... its not cute. ur probably just some edgy white 12 year old who calls themselves "depressed" and posts gacha life edits on youtube with a channel name like Depressingeditzxoxo. its literally disgusting how u treat depression like an aesthetic and character trait. be better and make better characters. u know i could literally ruin u, my blog has 50 followers which is probably more than whatever this dinky little roleplay thing is. i could make a callout post on u rn but i wont bc im trying to be nice here. im giving u a second chance. dont wast it.

[deathbypufferfish]

[caramel-cream50]

When sending someone to kill the other is your love language 🥰😍🫶✨

[luvmoonie]

hamilton pt.2??

[nattyjayna]

Woke up feeling crushed by the incessant yearning to feel another human’s love and embrace but they said I have to clock into work anyway

[h3lena-corpse]

Why does no one ever talk how demolition man CHEATED on demolition woman with another MAN????

[samwinchesterstan]

guess who got laid off 😵‍💫

[ashertw]

It feels like I haven’t posted in years jeez 😭

[nanamimizz]

have to fix my puter instead of writing 😞

[safety-pin-punk]

I’ve seen a few emo/alt blogs recently that have ‘prepz dni’ which like, okay its your blog you do you

But also - assuming Im interpreting this correctly as people who are preppy - that is such a wildly specific thing. Do people even self identify as a prep?? What if the prepz like mcr? AND also you cant bash a kid in high school just for having money. They were born into that, you should only bash them if they are a dick about it and dont try to help out the community some way with it once they develop some cognitive thinking power up in that brain of theirs. And also also!! Sometimes emos and punks have to dress preppy. The world isnt black and white guys there are gray areas!!!

[ayain77]

Leg

[chromaticorb]

My willing suspension of disbelief only goes so far and it does not extend to relocating a shoulder painlessly lmao

[tdtimebaby]

So on Twitter there’s Discourse happening because someone decided to make chili for their neighbors “without their consent” and apparently that’s rude and inconsiderate and ableist behavior or whatever.

Getting mad about a neighbor cooking food for you without your “consent” feels a lot like getting offended when a stranger says “god bless you” as a gesture of good will before departing. So what if you’re atheist, the sentiment is a kind one. They’re wishing you well. Return it.

I have food allergies. If a neighbor decided to kindly cook a meal and deliver it to me, I probably could not eat it. But the gesture would be a generous one, and I would say “thank you” & give it to someone who can. Stop overthinking and appreciate that ppl want to be kind!!!

Getting offended by kind gestures is not something well-adjusted and reasonable people do. Touch grass, baby.

[thedevilmademedo1t]

This is so funny to me bc like. Love the meme. Brilliant. 10/10 no notes.

However, i also work somewhere that gives people marriage liscenses and marriage certificates (theyre the same thing. Its just one is unsigned and the other is signed). And yall.

You can get a new marriage certificate thats exactly the same as the original for less than $10.

Which is also hilarious to me bc now bal can come home and be like “look what i have” and its a perfect copy and ambrosias(?) would just be like “what the fuck”

Anyway. Its probably not funny to anyone else but oh well

He absolutely would do this and you can't convince me otherwise.