#this is verging on crack

[cinnamostar]

random skz text 3 !

based off conversations i’ve had w my own friends

cw: kms/murder joke, all gender neutral

note: i do not take requests! this is just for fun :)

[necrotic-nephilim]

you mentioned the arrows stealing tim from the bats and i just had the hilarious idea of that + jaytim

poor oliver would lose his mind bc he goes and saves tim from the bats and then tim brings one of them home

put it back tim you don't know where that's been

i'm CRYING this is so funny. it's even funnier given what Jason did to Mia. like of all the morally questionable mob bosses Tim could've dragged home, he had to pick *that one*? Oliver is trying to be supportive of Tim and give Tim more agency than Bruce gave him, bc Oliver worked *hard* to steal this one and he's not going to lose all of the progress he made. and it does seem like Tim's doing *somewhat* of a decent job of making Jason less murdery. and Jason agrees to the rule he'll keep out of the Star City scene, but Gotham's still his fair game. and honestly, that makes Oliver like him just a *little bit* because if he's going to make Bruce's life more difficult, maybe Jason is alright.

it also does *not* help that when Oliver goes to Roy for support bc Roy agrees that Jason is untrustworthy as hell. but Roy is *also* the guy who had a daughter with Chesire, so the best he can do is give Oliver a shrug.

also think it's fun if Tim is sort of tense, expecting Oliver to put his foot down and tell Tim no. like he's not used to a vigilante parental figure who's actually good at the parent part, so it's weird having this level of freedom, esp when he knows Oliver does disapprove. but Oliver lets Tim figure out hs own love life and make his own mistakes, even if he's ranting to Dinah about Jason until two in the morning. it doesn't help that Jason makes no move to try to get along with Oliver. he's just a shit to be a shit. at this point Tim is pretty sure Jason enjoys driving Oliver up a wall more than he enjoys dating Tim. who's to say if it's true.

[midnight-moonlite-melancholy]

Me trying to write fluff like:

[buttercup-barf]

[cough-cough..] I'm sick... Hold this woman...

[gojoest]

Pregnancyfreak!Satoru thoughts killing me if you’ll have it this is my hc Satoru starts to go down on his pregnant wife for hours bc your doctor said that you should keep it down for a while but he just can’t stay away from you😭

(can I worded this better probably yes but this is what we got bc I can’t think in English at nighttime😭😭😭) 🌙

doctor’s giving him the death penalty with this one but luckily he’s still allowed to go down on you :( he makes sure to ask, multiple times, if it’s rly safe to do so bc he’s worried :( asks extremely detailed questions as to what he can do while he’s down there such as “is it okay if i push my tongue in?”, “can i nibble on the pussy lips?”, “can i put a finger in? how about two?”, “is slurping okay?”…….and ur just sitting there, hiding your face, embarrassed, like “no, i don’t know this man actually, my child is fatherless”

[randomly--accessed--memories]

Just realized that Vox, Niffty, and Pentious’ friend group name would be “VPN”

None of them know what a VPN is

[rawr-mortgage]

someone on ao3 posted short drabbles for Wanksgiving2024 (didn't know that was a thing btw lmao) for Victor/William and Elbert/Alfons anonymously. whoever you are, dm me, i need to follow you asap, i need to give YOU head—jk but no seriously.

[ananke-xiii]

A dream, mine:

spn s13 but with cas alive and jack's a baby, dean and mary are in the AU and lucifer is still on earth. Somehow sam and cas manage to save jack and themselves from lucifer but now they're on the run and they are both questioning their life choices. Sam's like super pissed because he's been baby trapped by cas of all people and he's now stuck with an unhinged angel and a baby that's half his nemesis, a nemesis with which he shares the most unfortunate, most fucked up, saddest "profound bond" of all time. Cas is pissed too because he was handed the shortest (technically the tallest but shhh) straw by fate and ended up with the wrong brother, what's worst, he's now forced, once again, to re-evaluate all his millennia-long prejudices against all kinds of abominations since he's stuck sharing a car with two of the finest examples ever produced. Jack is just a baby which means he cries a lot, wants to eat, does his things etc and the crying alone is enough to send cas and sam crazy. Cas resents sam because he thinks he's using the angel with the excuse that he doesn't sleep so he can look after the baby. Sam resents cas because he went doing his hot girl shit instead of following his plan. Things reach a boiling point when they're in a gas 'n sip, sam deep in "newborn lore" on his smartphone, trying to understand what a newborn can eat out of gas station food, and cas's exasperated because "we can just wear a white coat, go to a hospital and steal breast milk". Sam snaps and he's like "what IS wrong with you, dude?" and cas is so done so he's like "tell me, sam, what IS wrong with me, sam?". Sam's not dean and he's not above recounting all the times cas has fucked them over, fucked him over, he literally uses his fingers to start counting everything that's just wrong with cas and he sure as hell starts by telling him how thick an actual angel of the lord, "the fucking angel of fucking thursday has no feel" (sam's words not mine), can be to save a person from hell without realizing that the soul's not there when he basically did the same thing for dean so "uh cas, explain this to the hand, CAS-TI-EL"! And cas finds out that, after all, he's not that bad at this feeling and being almost human shit cause he suddenly feels very in touch with his feminine side and he's ready to remind sam how thick can he be to think that god was speaking to him telling him to open the cage, like "what sam, just because amara was speaking to dean, you thought god would have spoken to you, to you, SA-MU-EL?" They're one step close to a catfight, neither of them is shy enough to prevent it, they both can and will grab each other by their hair and grip tight to raise themselves from this domestic hell. But they're in a gas 'n sip, whisper-yelling about angels, hell, souls and god and people begin eyeing them, the clerk reaches for the phone. They stop and realize that, in their current state, they're both two male presenting beings somewhere in their forties or in their vicinity with a screaming baby in cas' arms and one call away from child protection services . Things are not good.

Meanwhile, dean is with mary, fake bobby and fake charlie having the time of his life in the fake purgatory copy that is the AU releasing all his decade-long repressed sexual energy toward a certain angel by killing angels with bullets made out of angel blades and knifing the occasional monster of the week that goes bump in the night. Things are good.

[alphinias]

Hiii, this is Alondra. OMG yayyy you have rescue hi surf a chance!! Penny for your thoughts?? Do you like it?? I haven't watched yesterday's ep yet bc I've had like no free time at all but I'm not afraid of spoilers, if you want to share what you think. we die like men (?)

I had to create a new tumblr for this bc I lost my old one but this two are making me feel things. (I might be trying to avoid my jiara heartbreak, you say? well, yes oh yes. do I care? not one bit)

Good morning!

I’m not finished yet either. I’ve only watched the first six episodes. I do like the show! I can’t say it’s amazing but also it’s the only show I’ve binged in months, so at least it has that going for it. Which that might be my mental breakdown talking so we won’t overanalyze that lmao.

Regarding Hina and Laka, absolutely 100% down for that to happen and it would be better than either of the other ships on the show for sure. They’re easily the two best characters. I feel like characters like laka’s popularity are always underestimated by writers and they think we care about some exes to lovers shit instead. That is the worst trope for a main couple… what were they thinking 💀

As far as if I think it’s actually going to happen in the future, eh. I need more content. It’s still early and I think there’s potential the writers see the potential chemistry down the road and hopefully there’s a little “oh 👀” moment later this season that can allow us to fully fledged clown. But I’m happy to delve into the delulu land of wishful thinking. God knows I need some delulu right now.

If I can find clips that don’t make my computer’s storage croak, I’d make a gifset for them! Let’s not hold our breath because my laptop sucks rn but I’ll look when I have some free time

[hotcat37]

The Stozice version of NGVOT is sooo cute Kris sounds so nervous when singing but it just adds to the song 🥰🥰

[punisherinthealps]

all the danny ric interviews are making me really sad actually 😭 </3333

[arolesbianism]

Little british blond boy jumpscare

[moe-broey]

Petition to Stop the Passage of Time.

[bestatter]

sobbing etc etc at 1am over various life issues and my mind goes to 'well i can just end it if it doesnt all work out' and spraying my mind with a water bottle. like no, stop thinking like that, i know ur gonna be alone on ur own for the first time in ever and no one to come home to or celebrate ur bday but christ!! think of ur fave shows bitch they have yet to end

[crimeronan]

I just remembered something interesting for Willow in the AU and being mentored by Terra. Willow's dads were also IFWOT/HECK and had to compete in Terra's day of Child Endangerment back in the day. It's probably a strong contender for specifically why they were so adamant for Willow to be in any track other than the Plant Track. Except she was exceptional in Plant Magic. So much so that it was inevitable that she would switch tracks.

And that, of course, would catch the eye of Terra who doesn't exactly take no as an answer when something catches her interest. And after so many years of being bullied and called half-a-witch for being a late-bloomer and being put in a track she was horrible at, she would of course cling to every ounce of power that Plant Magic gave her if those extreme feats of magic aren't exactly under her complete control and more prone to magical emotional outbursts.

MMM I HAD BEEN THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING SIMILAR TO THIS. i'd been wondering if willow's dads knew that terra is Not Great, but forgot that they Definitely Do LMAO. (this is why i need to rewatch the terra eps!!)

i'm EXTREMELY compelled by a willow who's taken all of her canon determination to be strong and confident and true to herself and never afraid again...... & then funneled that into recklessly ambitiously and possibly painfully broadening the reaches of her own magical power. ohhh sweetheart. my girl. my Girl :(

ESPECIALLY if terra is constantly making her some level of uncomfortable but the only mom she's ever really interacted with (assuming gus remains her only real friend pre-castle) is. ODALIA.

so she's like "yeah, i think this is... just what maternal figures are like.... maybe....?"

SKLFJKS. OH GOD.

[dannyphannypack]

never thought leaving the phandom for a little over a year and then coming back could be so entertaining. little baby man au i’m fucking obsessed with you