#this is the most literal title

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

so we're just straight up lying about the book we're adapting now alright cool

[sacredfire44]

Watching the final season of Fairy Tail in English this time and I gotta say. Zeref really does just say shit like “my dearest little brother” and “my darling little brother” all the time, doesn’t he? Completely unironically! Swear to god without his curse he’d be the most annoyingly affectionate sibling. Brocon material at LEAST. I wonder if he was already like that before the curse, actually….

[raticalshoez]

i'm having hyperfixation drought so i did what i did best and created a crossover episode

[gingerswagfreckles]

Incredible. Every single one of these comments except one is virulently antisemitic.

[seagreenstardust]

Every clickbaity MHA article has the most frigid takes

“Bonus chapter canonizes fan-favorite couple”

Yeah, that dap and “let’s talk more after ghosting each other for eight years” just screams romance also didn’t know the ship could sail without either of them ever telling the other they liked them? Also bkdk is the tenth most written about couple on ao3 so “fan-favorite” might be a stretch

“Deku and Bakugou’s Final Goodbye is Heartwrenching”

What final goodbye was this? Oh, the one where they casually said “see you later” to each other after Katsuki told an oblivious Izuku he was his type? There was no “final” goodbye, Izuku literally invited Katsuki to lecture more for his class but go off I guess

Plus bkdk was absolutely sloppy making out in the back of Kats car 24 hours later ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[beanghostprincess]

people often treat zoro as this devoted dude who would blindly and without a doubt do anything for luffy. and don't get me wrong, he definitely is! but what people usually forget, too, is that zoro is the one that keeps luffy grounded and realistic. he's his first mate. he's the one to stop luffy from being irrational or if he does something not worthy of being the captain. he trusts luffy with his heart and soul, but whenever the guy is acting stupid, he tells him without hesitation and stops him.

i'm tired of people making it look like zoro is this big, stupid swordsman who would do anything luffy asked him to because he is not. he would follow luffy to hell and back, not because it's luffy, but because he trusts him consciously and willingly. he chooses to trust luffy. he isn't a brainless dude in love with his captain. he literally stops, thinks about what luffy says, and then proceeds to either agree with his idea or to stop him right away.

why? because that's his fucking job as a first mate.

captains can and will be stupid and irrational too. being the captain of a ship is not being the one to decide everything and it doesn't make you instantly the smartest. luffy is human. he can make mistakes and he can fuck up and that's why he needs somebody like zoro with him. luffy knows this. that's why he chose zoro. not because he was the first one to appear in front of him, but because from the moment they met, luffy instantly knew he would be the one to ground him and keep him in his place if he ever got carried away.

i'm also sick of people pretending zoro's love for luffy is this huge, poetic, religious thing (it is, though) and making it seem like luffy's devotion to zoro isn't the same fucking thing. this shit is not unrequited, folks, i don't care if you don't know how to read luffy's character but the guy trusts zoro just as much too.

TL;TR: these two are not as stupid as y'all make them seem. devotion goes both ways. if luffy does something wrong, zoro will stop him. and luffy loves him trusts him just as much.

[cent-scratchnsniff]

something bad did indeed happen to that man. spent abt 25 minutes trying to find a better picture of that one (1) offical piece with his eyes open that wasnt compressed or tiny

[phannie-by-night]

When someone on phannie tumblr uses a long ass acronym and I have to figure out which dan and phil video they’re talking about

[statictay]

I don't know what let's player needs to hear this but you should put the name of that indie game you're playing in the title of the video

[anthyies]

the chapter 195 title art.

[abirddogmoment]

also I have this animal

[lorephobic]

literally nobody asked for it, but here's my list of saltburn essays that i've slowly been drafting over the course of the last week which WILL be required reading for anybody trying to engage with me about this movie. my very personal saltburn 101 syllabus just dropped

A Wolf in Deer's Clothing: Saltburn's Attempt at Innocence

an examination of party costumes and our character's last attempts to masquerade as something they're not: felix—an angel, all-forgiving and all-knowing, something to be worshiped; and oliver—a prey animal, prey to class-divide, prey to saltburn, prey to felix.

thoughts about oliver specifically are loosely organized in my #bambi tag

A Midsummer Night's Mare: Farleigh Start as the Ultimate Victim of Saltburn

a farleigh character study, about the ways he was mistreated and manipulated at saltburn, about fighting to stay alive and the scars left behind by knowing when to give in

alternatively titled "QuickStart", may be adapted into a conclusive essay specifically focusing on oliver and farleigh's relationship

The Eye of the Beholder: On Saltburn's Voyeurism & Violence [working title]

how wealth and class pushes the catton's toward the volatile reality of being able to look, but not touch. on desire and the lack thereof, and portraying yourself as an object to be desired

may end up as two separate essays on wealth and aestheticism but i'm pushing toward a conclusive essay about the intersection of the two, which i feel is at the heart of saltburn

alternatively titled "Poor Man's Pudding: A Melvillian Approach to Saltburn's Class", again, may be adapted into it's own essay

Gender-Fluid: A Study in Sexuality and Saltburn's Desire to be Dry

a deep dive into the bodily fluids of saltburn and how oliver upsets the standard of men who are just so lovely and dry. on the creative choice to lean into the messy wetness of sex and desire and the audience's instinct toward repulsion

a celebration of the grotesque and an examination of why we would label it as such

least developed of the four, heavily inspired by @charnelpit's lovely post about the fluids in saltburn

if anybody is actually interested in any of these, i can work toward something closer to a finished piece instead of just bullet points and quotes in a google doc, but mostly this is so i can share my very brief takes on a multitude of themes in saltburn that have been haunting me

edit for people seeing this in the future: all posts about my essays are being organized into my #saltburn 101 tag if you’re interested in following these through to development!

[xxplastic-cubexx]

im forcing you all to look shady-car-salesman erik

[What If Magneto Had Formed The X-Men With Professor X?]

[wwillywonka]

☆GET TO KNOW ME♡: [5/?] Favorite Shows

Doctor Who (2005-Present)

Winning? Is that what you think it's about? I'm not trying to win. I'm not doing this because I want to beat someone or because I hate someone or because I want to blame someone. It's not because it's fun, and god knows it's not because it's easy. It's not even because it works because it hardly ever does. I do what I do because it's right! Because it's decent! And above all, it's kind. It's just that. Just kind.

[darrengrave]

It's extremely annoying tbh that all people know or care about in regards to Coffin of Andy and Leyley is incest when it's in reality an extremely well written character driven tragedy about two kids who are completely abandoned by their parents and a very hostile world, and how a codependency that was absolutely necessary for survival begins to turn them into horrible people as adults. It's an incredibly written tragedy.

[valkyrieres]

Random thought but Blade probably denied any treatments before they could retrieve Dusty from his crash site...