#this is the FUNNIEST thing in the world to me
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School (negatively), working in a hospital, being forced to pray in school for over half my life.
Nobody wants that, believe me.
Wolfwalkers, Into the Spider-Verse and Puss in Boots: The Last Wish.
As the DM, I like to joke about my player's characters exploding when they displease me.
I genuinely cannot remember at this point.
No matter how milquetoast an opinion, there will always be at least one person who acts like you've broken the Geneva Conventions.
Going outside. I have agoraphobia.
Nope.
A dog bit me on the face when I was 2 and I only learnt about it a decade later.
Yes. Extremely.
Being around someone or someones who make you happy, safe and loved.
You're allowed to make mistakes. You aren't a bad person.
Working. Mostly.
Maybe try Youtubing?
Being safe.
I'm trans so there's a few things...
My friends, cats, talking about things I find interesting.
See, I'd love to believe in stuff like that but every time I try to dip my toes in these interests, I get bombarded by obvious grifters and the gullible.
I don't have one.
It's quieter and it's nice and dark. I have issues with bright lights.
Again, I kinda wish I could be but am completely put off by the sheer quantity of grifters who exploit things like this.
They're so much better than they think they are, talking to them is so much fun and the world would be a lesser place without them.
I'll never forgive them for what they did. They're a cruel person and they're lucky I didn't press charges.
Cutting off a bad friend. It hurt like hell and I wish things could have been different but it had to be done.
Autumn. It means summer's finally over.
Purple. I've always loved those darker colours.
MJ.
Books.
Cry mostly.
Seeing others happy. If I can make them smile or laugh myself, all the better.
Messy. As hell.
Jesus Christ so fucking many.
I try to write.
Unpleasant textures.
No.
It's somehow both?
I cheated on my french exam.
The Garden by The Crane Wives.
Maxor. His incorrect video game summaries are some of the funniest shit I have ever seen.
Nail biting. My parents tried to stop me. They did not succeed.
questions I think would be fun to be asked
what are 3 things you’d say shaped you into who you are?
show us a picture of your handwriting?
3 films you could watch for the rest of your life and not get bored of?
what’s an inside joke you have with your family or friends?
what made you start your blog?
what’s the best and worst part of being online/a creator?
what scares you the most and why?
any reacquiring dreams?
tell a story about your childhood
would you say you’re an emotional person?
what do you consider to be romance?
what’s some good advice you want to share?
what are you doing right now?
what’s something you’ve always wanted to do but maybe been to scared to do?
what do you think of when you hear the word “home”?
if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
name 3 things that make you happy
do you believe in ghosts and/or aliens?
favourite thing about the day?
favourite things about the night?
are you a spiritual person?
say 3 things about someone you love
say 3 things about someone you hate
what’s one thing you’re proud of yourself for?
fave season and why?
fave colour and why?
any nicknames?
do you collect anything?
what do you do when you’re sad?
what’s one thing that never fails to make you happy/happier?
are you messy or organised?
how many tabs do you have open right now?
any hobbies?
any pet peeves?
do you trust easily?
are you an open book or do you have walls up?
share a secret
fave song at the moment?
youtuber you’ve been obsessed with and why?
any bad habits?
(this post was stolen from @teenage-mutant-ninja-freak, since it couldn't be reblogged anymore)
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I will have to assume one of the funniest things in the world for Will is watching Hannibal judging cooking shows. Like come here visualize this with me- they are just chilling on the sofa, Will's head is on Hannibal's lap and Hannibal keeps making comments like "the pasta is overcooked and the garlic is undercooked, what are we even paying the cable tv for?" or "he just killed the beef for a second time, that dish is just a funeral itself" or "alright, good start, no, what are you doing, don't- why would he add that? It's over, it can't be saved." And Will is just having the time of his life
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virgin loser bff!nanami had been your closest friend ever since the time in preschool when your doll’s head broke, and he came over with his toy truck, offering to play together instead.
the fact that you had such different personalities never got in the way of your friendship. you were always the most popular and social person at school, while nanami didn’t even have any friends other than you. whenever you called him over to join you, and your friends asked, “how are you even friends with this guy?” he thought it might bother you. but when you’d respond, “ken is the most important person in my life. if you have a problem with him, you can fuck off,” it made him realize just how much you truly cared about him.
to nanami, you were the most precious and beautiful thing in the world. even if he knew he didn’t deserve you, he would do anything for your affection.
it didn’t take long during high school for him to realize his feelings for you had shifted from simple friendship to what he could only describe as “real love.” the way his dick would get hard whenever you hugged him, the way he’d sweat with excitement, and the constant desire to kiss you — these were definitely not things a friend would want.
the more time he spent with you, the harder it became to suppress these feelings. he thought about confessing to you, just to get it off his chest, but he knew you’d reject him. someone like you would never look at a loser like him. besides, it would mean the end of your friendship, and he couldn’t risk that. so instead, he chose to endure it silently, watching you hang out with other guys and resigning himself to a life filled with pain and self-loathing.
until tonight.
he had no idea how it happened. maybe someone had slipped something into his coffee because there was no other explanation for why he was inside you right now. you were supposed to be out with that handsome guy from the university club, but apparently, you could only stand the date for an hour before coming home.
“you’re such an idiot, ken. how can you not see that i love you? every guy i meet, every guy i date—i’m looking for you in them, but none of them are you,” you yelled at him through your tears, and all he could do was stare at you in shock.
had you wanted him all along?
“i don’t understand…” he muttered.
you cupped his cheek with your hand, your tearful eyes locking onto his. the heat in his face was unbearable as he felt your fingers gently stroke his skin. you’d never touched him like this before.
“why don’t you see me as a woman, ken? i want you to touch me. i want to touch you.”
he wanted to—more than anything.
“you’re only doing this because your date didn’t go well. otherwise—”
“otherwise what, ken? you think i’m lying?” you snapped angrily.
nanami sighed deeply, his voice breaking as he said, “how could someone like you love someone like me? i’m just a loser.”
you never saw him as a loser. to you, he was the funniest, kindest, and most handsome man in the world. who wouldn’t fall for someone like him? you knew people didn’t want to get to know him because he was shy and quiet, but the real nanami was so much more than that.
you said with longing, “ken, kiss me.”
he tried to ignore how painfully hard he was as he stammered, “i can’t…”
“shut up and kiss me.” standing on your tiptoes, you placed your hands on his shoulders and leaned in closer. whispering again, you said, “kiss me…”
when nanami finally pressed his lips to yours, he closed his eyes. it was his first kiss, and he had no idea what to do. thankfully, you guided him, moving your lips against his, teaching him. he followed your lead, sometimes using his tongue, sometimes tugging on your bottom lip with his teeth, making you moan into his mouth as the kiss grew messy and heated.
“let’s go to your room,” you managed to whisper when your lips finally parted.
that’s when nanami started to panic. he had just had his first kiss—how was he supposed to satisfy you in bed? if something happened and you regretted it, he’d never forgive himself.
“i-i’ve never done this before,” he admitted, embarrassed.
you smiled softly, pressing a kiss to his lips. “it doesn’t matter. i just want you, ken. just kissing you is enough to make me cum. but if you don’t want to—”
before you could finish, nanami scooped you into his arms, silencing you. as he carried you to his room, he said, “of course i want to. i’ve always wanted to, angel.”
he loved calling you angel.
and that’s how it happened. now, here he was, fucking into you with uneven thrusts, his cock buried deep inside the tight heat of your pussy — something he’d dreamed about for years.
you couldn’t understand how this man hadn’t had sex before. when he was preparing you, he was like a professional. sure, his excitement made his movements a bit clumsy now, but his mouth had worshipped every inch of your pussy, giving you exactly what you needed.
“ken… you feel so good,” you moaned, your legs wrapped tightly around his waist as the thickest and biggest cock you'd ever seen stretched your tight walls with audible intensity, his face buried in your neck.
“angel, this is so—so…” nanami pressed kisses to your neck, pumping into you with desperate, erratic movements.
“k-ken, i love you,” you whispered.
if this was a dream, nanami never wanted to wake up. having you like this, feeling you so deeply while you told him you loved him, it couldn’t end.
lifting his head from your neck, he straightened up, moving your legs to rest on his shoulders. gripping your thighs for support, he began thrusting faster, his hips slamming into you with a rhythm he didn’t even know he had.
“oh my god, ken—this is too much—ugh…” you could feel him in your stomach, his cock reaching places no one ever had.
“i saw this position in a porno… i always imagined fucking you like this—shit,” he confessed, his voice full of raw emotion.
“ken…” his words made you blush even harder because, for years, you’d wanted this too.
you had always wanted his thick, 8-inch cock to pound into the deepest corners of your pussy with a merciless rhythm, his sweat dripping onto your body as he claimed you completely.
“i-if i’m doing something wrong, tell me,” he said, throwing his head back with a groan. the muscles in his neck were taut, making him look unbelievably sexy. “teach me, angel, please…”
if anyone needed to be taught, it wasn’t nanami—it was you. despite his inexperience, he was giving you the best sex of your life.
“ken, if you insult yourself again—ahhh—i swear…” you gasped as he kept hitting your sweet spot over and over, your back arching off the bed. your fingers moved to your nipples, trapping them between your fingers and playing with them as you kept grinding against nanami’s cock.
“angel, i—i can’t last much longer.” your pussy was gripping him so tightly he could barely hold himself together.
still pinching your nipples, you gasped, “cum, ken.”
“fuck, i’m sorry…” he muttered.
after pumping his thick, sticky cock into your delicious pussy a few more times with quick and uneven thrusts, his grip on your thighs tightened, and he emptied himself inside you, filling you with his warm seed.
breathing heavily, he slowly lowered your legs from his shoulders to the bed and gently pulled out of you. his lips left a trail of kisses from your waist to your neck and finally to your lips. as he nuzzled his nose against yours, you closed your eyes and inhaled the scent of his woody cologne.
“you didn’t cum, did you?” he asked, regret evident in his voice.
opening your eyes, you kissed him and pulled back slightly. “you made me cum twice with your fingers and mouth, ken. trust me, i got everything i wanted.”
his cheeks flushed red. “i’m sorry, angel.”
“don’t apologize, idiot. even though you’ve never done this before, you gave me the best sex of my life. and this won’t be the last time—you’ll have plenty of chances to make me cum again.”
“do you really love me?” he asked, still unable to believe it.
“ken, if you ask me that one more time—”
“okay, okay” he said quickly, pressing a kiss to your neck before whispering, "i love you."
you looked into his bright, honey-colored eyes, placed your hands on his cheeks, and pulled him closer for a kiss. “those rumors from high school were true.”
nanami furrowed his brows. “what rumors?”
“the girls used to call you the big-dicked loser,” you said, biting your lip to keep from laughing.
nanami looked at you, utterly defeated “big-dicked loser?”
“uh-huh.”
“they talked about me?”
“ken, no matter what you wore, there was no hiding that massive thing, but thanks for giving us the view,” you said, finally unable to hold back your laughter.
“you’re welcome?” his confused response only made you laugh harder.
“i love you, big-dicked loser,” you said between laughs.
nanami didn’t respond. instead, he flipped you onto your stomach, pinning you under his weight.
“we’ll see who the loser is. get ready, angel, because this time, i’m gonna make your pussy squirt.”
you didn’t protest as he slid his still-hard cock back inside you, burying your face in the pillow and screaming from the sheer pleasure.
tag: @aishi-toru
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Jim Carrey's performance as Gerald Robotnik. (A short analysis)
After like a month of Sonic 3 being out and seeing all the love that everyone is throwing at it. (Including me)
I think we're overlooking how good of an actor Jim Carrey really is in it... Specifically with how he played Gerald.
I think the big part of why I think his performance worked so well was the buildup to the reveal of his true intentions and what he really thinks about Ivo as a grandson.
Once they're at the ARK and arrive at the Eclipse Cannon... You can't help but notice the classic Jim Carrey snark and insanity in his voice... is gone. Not only that, if you look closely at how he acts, his entire demeanor has changed.
Specifically you can notice this when the ARK is released and starts rising up into space, Ivo raises his hand for a high five, y'know from his good old grand genome. But... Gerald doesn't notice or is outright ignoring it.
I know this scene is mainly played for laughs but I really think it was smart to have Gerald become cold hearted and stone faced once he's SO CLOSE to achieving his goal. To avenging his dear granddaughter.
Now throughout the films its basically a big joke that the Eggmen is basically insane. Not only that, they're both AWARE they're insane. But in those films it felt more like an obligation for both Eggman's character and the fact he's played by Jim Carrey.
But once Gerald reveals the true power of the Eclipse Cannon and what he plans to do with it. Even EGGMAN of all people is shocked.
I mean, look at the stark contrast of expression between the two.
DOES THIS LOOKS LIKE THE FACE OF SOMEONE WHO IS OKAY WITH THE EVENTS THAT ARE UNFOLDING?
It's a running theme in the games that Eggman wants to rule the world, not destroy it, so it's really cool to see them adapt that into the film as well.
Speaking of adapting things from the games. It's very well known that this game is based on Sonic Adventure 2. But what I didn't expect them to do was to adapt a lore detail that was introduced in the RECENT games... and that is the extra depth added to Eggman.
In Sonic Frontiers, it's revealed in one of the many Egg Memos you can buy from the fishing minigame that once Maria was killed by the GUN soldier on the arc, everyone was mourning the loss of her life... Neglecting young Ivo in the process.
Now I know the Sonic fandom is divided on Ian Flynn as a writer for the franchise, but this has got to be one of the funniest but saddest things he's written for a character.
Like, it'd be natural to assume a character like Eggman to have daddy issues, but if you made it work alongside but emphasizing the sheer weight and impact of another one of the saddest moments in the series. It's really good writing.
In the movie, they basically take inspiration from this and adapt it to work with Gerald's villainous breakdown. Not only that. They casually just write one of the most heartbreaking and shocking scenes to come out of these movies.
It's kind of hard to explain so I'll just write it out using screencaps from the scene lol.
"WHAT!?!"
(laughing) "WE CAN'T ANNIHILATE THE EARTH!"
(this reaction shot SEALS it. It's like Gerald's admiring that despite his grandson's intellect. He's still incredibly naive and blinded by sentiment.)
"By combining our genus we can rule humanity! Together!"
"Humanity is a failed experiment! If anyone should know that it's you."
"All your life you've been rejected by this world. You have nothing down there. No one who cares about you."
"..." "... But I have you now."
"..." "... We're family. We have each other!"
"Oh Ivo..."
(Once again I have to praise Jim Carrey's acting in this scene. Look at the body language, how his eyes move. He looks at Ivo up and down... As if he's reminiscing. Stuck between that state utter comparison and grief. Standing in front of him is someone of his own flesh and blood. Someone who loves him... But Gerald is too overcome by his own insanity, grief and hatred towards humanity. He can't see that anymore. All he can see anytime he looks at Ivo... is her. So he then utters. By far the best line in the movie.)
"You're no Maria."
I mean...
LOOK. AT HIS FACE.
LOOK AT IT!!
Imagine being Ivo in this moment, after years of being neglected, belittled and bullied by schoolmates. You finally find someone who seems at first to genuinely care about you... Only to find out he... Was just like everyone else.
"The moment I lost her my family was GONE FOREVER."
Okay, my one big criticism with this movie is the fact Gerald doesn't see Shadow like a son to him. I can see why they made Gerald the big bad of the movie so Shadow could come back in future installments as a protagonist. So I guess Gerald having to be a manipulative POS will have to do.
"The only way to give Maria's life meaning is to destroy the world that took her from me!"
"SO I'M BURNING IT ALL DOWN!!!"
It's criminal how most of the criticism and the division on this movie comes from the amount of Eggman shenanigans in it. But I can't help but love it since the emotional core becomes strong near the end and has been built up between the love fans have for Eggman in the movies and it was interesting seeing an Eggman centered character arc of him having to choose between blood family or... uh.
His boyfriend. I'm sorry.
There's literally no other term for a relationship like this. "Henchman" my ass. THEY SWAPPED SALIVA I JUST KNOW IT.
Anyway. Yeah. Sonic 3 is really good not just from a game accurate or a fan pleasing perspective, but from a writing perspective as well. Jim Carry as Gerald needs more recognition.
#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#eggman#stobotnik#media analysis#sonic movie universe#sonic movie 3#sonic the hedgehog 3#stobotnik is canon don't @ me#gerald robotnik#maria robotnik#sonic x shadow generations
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I only have two main OCs, both originally created for Black Butler, and one of them doesn't even have a name yet.
The named one is an Italian maid who is a demon, but actually cares about humans and finds them very interesting. She's basically those memes about aliens coming to Earth and being taught about human culture.
She fits in in any circle because she loves going undercover around London when she's got downtime. She has a disguise for being a commoner, of course, and a disguise for a low-ranking noblewoman (should her current master or mistress allow it).
However, her real "easy to talk to" aspect is that she loves talking and listening, especially if you give her information about humans. It can be something as small as "Hey, some humans like cats more than others" and even if she's heard the fact before, she'll be like "Woaaaahhh, that's- that's some real important shit right there. C'mon, sit down, I made tea, now tell me what's troubling you."
Depending on the situation, she can be seductive ('cause why not?), but she can also be Lizzie amounts of joyful cinnamon roll if she gets too happy or excited about something, or ultra-analytical when it comes to solving a problem, or she can just be quiet and listen to you vent.
As far as I can tell, she's the polar opposite of how demons are supposed to act in this series and I love her for it lol
(Also, her name is Belladonna Belmonte. She is named after the Belmont family from Castlevania, and I did that because 3 a.m. me thought that a demon named after a family of vampire hunters was the funniest thing in the world.)
Which OC is easy to talk to?
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Trip Sitter | Nam-gyu / Reader / Thanos
HEADCANONS & DRABBLE
Pairing: Nam-gyu & Choi Su-bong (Thanos) / GN!Reader
Summary: The three of you do shrooms.
Tags/Warnings: Drug use, swearin, suggestive themes, implied sex while intoxicated
A/N: So I used to do shrooms with my ex, so this is written with personal experience.
The concept has been living inside of my head for like four days now. So finally I've come around to finish it.
Now realistically would I ever do shrooms with these bozos? HELL NO. Well... Maybe. But first timers doing shrooms with them? Bad call.
ᯓ First time? Congratulations you’ve just made both the best and worst decision anyone could make under this circumstance.
Best because they’re both experienced. Worst because they are terrible trip sitters. Kind of.
ᯓ The come up is always the worst. That gripping nausea that holds you down to the bed, eyes shut, focusing on your breathing to stop yourself from throwing up. You felt like the room was spinning around you every time you cracked an eye open. You were trying to be brave.
ᯓ Nam gyu would absolutely be the type to say"
“the cops are actually on their way right now.” "Dude your mom just texted me, and told me she wants to talk to you right now." "I think there's someone outside the window..." (he will say this when it's night time specifically) "Did you hear that? Was that someone saying your name?"
Let's just say that if you scare easily, this trip is not going to be very fun. And you have eight hours to deal with it.
ᯓ If you start crying though, Nam-gyu will be the one to pull you into his chest. Comforting you, trying not to move too much and shushing you quietly.
Su bong would be sitting at the end of the bed watching with worried eyes. He doesn’t want to risk overstimulating you too much, as that is a very frequent thing that can and will happen.
ᯓ First trips are INTENSE. All of these emotions you’re feeling coming to the forefront so suddenly. A floodgate absolutely will burst.
ᯓ Su bong would be the one to pull up TikTok. Which is always a gamble when scrolling through while on shrooms. Especially if you’re still getting visuals. Either the funniest videos in the world will show up, or the most horrifying thing you’ve ever seen will be bestowed upon you.
ᯓ Nam gyu is the one who gets an idea to build a fire outside. The come up hasn’t hit any of you yet, so you have a good forty minutes to build this fire. You and Su-bong pull some chairs off the patio, pulling them close enough to be able to feel the fire and watch it.
ᯓ Walks with them while on shrooms is honestly the most peaceful though. If you’re walking through a path in the woods, sunlight streaming through the leaves, it’s absolutely gorgeous. It’s like you’re seeing the world through a different lens.
The leaves on the trees would look like they're sparkling, the bark would look like it's breathing, pulsing slowly back and forth. The three of you take your time outside, stopping and watching nature.
ᯓ Out of the three of you, Su-bong is the one who gets after-shrooms depression the most. It's pretty simple, once the high goes away you just feel empty and depressed. All of those intense feelings now dissipated back into how they were before.
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"Holy fuck dude...." Su-bong whispered, the grip he had on his phone tightened before he dropped it into his lap. A hand came up to his face as he tried to contain his laughter. "I am so fucked up right now."
You glanced over at his phone to see the front facing camera was open. The icons on that weren't covered by his hand were swaying in your eyes, almost like they were going to crawl off the screen.
Goosebumps rose up on your skin when you felt Nam-gyu's fingers trail up your bicep. He was laying down on the bed, curled into your side, listening to your steady heartbeats.
Su-bong was sat crisscross at the end of the bed, your feet pushed up against his shin. You couldn't stop staring at his hair, it looked like it was blowing in a subtle breeze, every time he moved the color seemed to leave a translucent trail before settling back on his head.
His eyes almost seemed to twinkle in the light, the sun shining in from the window right down onto him. It made him look ethereal.
"Tell me about it dude, I keep seeing a face in the corner of my eyes." Nam-gyu chuckled quietly, snuggling himself closer into your chest.
"Is it scary?" Su-bong asked, swaying a little back and forth slowly.
Nam-gyu continued to trace small patterns into your arm, "Nah he's chill."
You looked down at Nam-gyu's hand on your arm, staring as it almost looked like his fingers would dip beneath your skin any second.
"You feeling good, babe?" Su-bong asked, his eyes meeting yours. God his pupils were huge, you're sure yours were no better.
"I fucking love this." You sighed out, leaning your head back against the wall.
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The one who is most likely to beg you to make out with them, hold them, do a little more with them is nam- just kidding it's both of them.
One thing about shrooms is it will make you clingier and hornier than a motherfucker (sometimes... depends on who you're with and doing it with). And they are absolutely no different.
Once the comedown stops and you're all just chilling in your high, you'll be sandwiched between them.
Nam-gyu laying in front of you, his lips moving in sync with yours, a hand braced on your waist right below Su-bong's arm that was wrapped around you.
The purple haired menace would be laying behind you, his whole body pressed flush against yours as he nips and sucks on your neck. Whispering filthy things into your ear that makes both Nam-gyu and you whine desperately.
God everything felt so much more intense right now. Every sense was heightened to the max, you felt like you were vibrating, you have never needed them more than right now.
#nam gyu#su bong#choi su bong#squid game#squid game x reader#thanos x reader#thanos squid game#squid game x you#thanos x nam gyu x reader#nam gyu x reader#nam gyu x you#nam gyu squid game#violet writes#violets headcanons
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I'm this fucking crossover-universes fan so let me tell you, have you seen Mairimashita Iruma-kun, where Iruma is this boy who is sold by his parents to the demon king and the demon king just adopts him as his beloved grandson, spoils and pampers him and this child has the craziest and funniest adventures?
Well, so, this SVSSS AU where Shen Yuan is "adopted" (kidnapped, rather) by Tianlang-jun because ah, his own son hates him so much and now he's the new Emperor and has this huge harem and no time for his elderly father, and so, Tianlang-jun found Shen Yuan's compatibility with this world strange, so just, yes, he keeps him as his forcibly adopted son/grandson to spoil and feed him with his blood to complete random rituals and turn that scrawny kid into at least a half-blood heavenly demon
Shen Yuan doesn't object so much, huh
Having borrowed OP powers isn't the worst thing that could happen to him, PIDW's flora and fauna are there to be explored, he has the protection of a heavenly demon after all, what's the worst that could happen?
(Luo Binghe looking for his Shizun, of course)
#mxtx svsss#svsss au#svsss ideas#svsss#luo binghe#shen yuan#bingyuan#original luo binghe#pidw luo binghe#pidw#tianlang jun#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong#crossover idea#crossover
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𝕴 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚 (sound of salt falling weakly to the table) hyah hyah hyah
#this is the funniest thing in the world to me#the sound of the salt is so pathetic is cracks me up. how did gibi become reigen for real#mp100#reigen arataka#video#asmr#gibi asmr#asmr gibi
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#you can't rb a post with a video but this is what i was thinking abt. btw#this is the funniest thing in the world to me#mysterious lotus casebook#no id
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Putting together a catholic samgirl scrapbook.
#this is the funniest thing in the world to me#i mean awful but like. holy shit imagine being this ridiculous#dont feed the stans after midnight#cw suicide bait
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Monty visibly going "what? WHO???" when pasta accepts the tkachuk fight
#yes i took a video of my tv what about it#this is the funniest thing in the world to me#panthers#bruins#pastrnak#matt tkachuk#this fight is my roman empire i literally cannot get past it#nhl#hockey#bruins lb#playoffs#scp 24#rat man#oh to be a fly on the wall of either dressing room after this#stanley cup 2024
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i was looking at berserk stuff on etsy and i just gotta ask
if the twink who dyes his hair white who youd been dating for less than a month handed this to you, how fast would you run away
#this is the funniest thing in the world to me#its cute i guess but theres a specific type of person where if you received this from them. i would interpret that as a threat
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Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued
#Alex Hirsch saying Bill is a secret lowkey fan of Duchess Approves is the funniest thing ever actually#Stan to Bill's face: FAKE FAN. LOSER. POSER#Stan to the internet stranger with aggravating yet thought provoking takes: I think I WILL spend 5 hours on Ao3 gleefully debating this guy#anyway secret identity. enemies to lovers. slow burn 500k- jkjk potential is there tho. don't tell me its not#Theoretically the computer room whitelist shouldn't let Bill contact the outside world but the therapists are thrilled Bill made a 'friend'#Stanford has no idea but is also happy Stanley has a friend. It will be carnage when Stan & Bill find out. Ultimate betrayal truly#gravity falls#GF Fan art#fan art#Stanley Pines#Bill Cipher#Grunkle Stan#Stan Pines#Post canon#ao3 fanficion au ?? I suppose ??#fanart#tbob#the book of bill#artists on tumblr#my art#Comic#gravity falls comic#BillStan Fanfiction Buddies AU
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In genetic genealogy there is this thing or concept, how you inherit about 50% of your mother's DNA and about 50% of your dad's DNA, so if you AND both of your parents were to get DNA testing, you could 'make' a (digital) genetic 'sibling' using the other 50% of DNA of either parent that you didn't inherit, and that sibling is called. The evil twin.
#this is the FUNNIEST thing in the world to me#how do we name this hypothetical dna blend??? 😈EVIL TWIN😈#also fascinating to think that you are 'missing' 50% of like your ancestral DNA. if that is like a way to put that that makes sense.#you and all your achestors inherited half of the dna of both parents. 😈untraceable shadow lineage😈
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can't stop saying sigma when I see your url in my notifs literally every single time
on my sigma stigmata she male grindset
#this is the funniest thing in the world to me#leaning into a podcast microphone: 'your in her dms while she's busy anointing my crucifixion wounds with holy oils and poultices'#answered
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There is no evidence American rock band My Chemical Romance were ever arrested in France
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#this is the funniest thing in the world to me#i'm obsessed with this article#mcr#my chemical romance#gerard way
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