#this is the CRAZIEST ask ever bruh

[thetopichot]

dog I've been gone for WEEKS & THIS IS FIRST THING I SEE WHEN IM BACK WHAAAT

do you think seth is a trump supporter

HELLO??? TO YOU

I think he would rather get beat into a fucking pulp, dragged across the mud dragged across the street getting being over and over again before he vote for the yellow fuck

[natka-here-for-comics]

I asked Chat gbt to make me a mr beast script(cuz I wanna to see what they would come up with)and this is what they made me:

Title: The Ultimate Invisible Pizza Challenge

[INTRO]

MrBeast: "What’s up, guys! Today we’re doing the craziest challenge ever! We have 10 contestants, 50 invisible pizzas, and a goat named Gary! Whoever can find the most invisible pizzas in one hour wins… a lifetime supply of marshmallows!"

[SCENE 1: THE SETUP]

MrBeast: "Behind me is a giant inflatable unicorn, and hidden somewhere inside it are our invisible pizzas. Contestants, you have to wear these blindfolds and balance on one foot while reciting the alphabet backward. Go!"

[SCENE 2: GARY THE GOAT]

MrBeast: "While they search, let’s meet Gary! He’s trained to play chess but today he’s judging the pizza contest! Gary, what do you think of the invisible pizza situation?"

[GARY the goat bleats loudly, as if answering.]

[CONTESTANTS struggle, hilariously wobbling and mumbling the alphabet.]

[SCENE 3: PIZZA SCAVENGING]

MrBeast: "Contestants, time's ticking! Remember, you have to make a pizza-scented candle before you can claim your invisible pizzas! Go!"

[They scramble to make candles out of spaghetti and jellybeans.]

[SCENE 4: THE FINALE]

MrBeast: "Only 10 seconds left! Whoever can convince Gary to pick them as the winner gets all the invisible pizzas!"

[CONTESTANTS try to talk to GARY, who is busy nibbling on a rubber duck.]

[CLOSING]

MrBeast: "Time's up! Gary, who’s the winner?"

[GARY looks at the rubber duck.]

MrBeast: "Looks like the duck wins! Congratulations, you get a year’s supply of invisible pizzas and a rubber duck! See you next time!"

[FADE OUT with random dance music and GARY playing chess.]

(I can't believe people still think that AI will take over the world, bruh._.)

(I'll probably make this into YouTube poop or a tumbler meme in the future,but have this for now)

(also if anyone actually wants to use this script at least tell me and credit me because I'd like to see how it turns out,byeeeee)

[velissiamemes]

♡  Euphoria Sentence Starters - S1 Ep 1 ♡

Quotes from Season 1 Episode 1 of Euphoria! Feel free to adjust as needed.

“I was once happy.”

“I put up a good fight, but I lost, for the first time, but not the last.”

“I'd say she's suffering from obsessive compulsive disorder.”

“So, explain this shit to me.”

“Honey, it's just the way your brain was hardwired.”

��I don't remember much between the ages of eight and 12.”

“Slow down, just breathe.”

“You find yourself trying to outrun your anxiety.”

“I'm just fucking exhausted.”

“Did you see that video of the beauty queen who got acid thrown on her face?”

“It's pretty fucked up.”

“At some point, you make a choice about who you are and what you want.”

“What's with the sunglasses?”

“I didn't build this system, nor did I fuck it up.”

“I spent a good portion of the summer before junior year in rehab.”

“I had no intention of staying clean.”

“She came in yesterday lookin' all Sailor Moon and shit.”

“Ever since I gave my life over to my lord and savior Jesus Christ, things have been, like, really good.”

“I'm fucking with you. It was a joke.”

“What, you think 'cause I went to rehab, I stayed clean?”

“The world's coming to an end, and I haven't even graduated high school yet.”

“I will go ask him, 'cause I know you're full of shit.”

“The whole world's gonna be talking about how McKay threw the grimiest fucking banger of the summer.”

“What the fuck is this, Mission Impossible?”

“Would you stop worrying about your mom, and start worrying about all the fucking pussy that we're gonna smash tonight, bro.”

“She broke up with me. Fuck her.”

“Yo, how 'bout you come and ride on this dick?”

“Do you think my areolas look weird?”

“You just snap the fuck out of this. You're hot as fuck.”

“I'd settle for, like, four Corona Lights and some non-rapey affection.”

“You just need to catch a dick and forget about your troubles.”

“Can you not be a cunt for like, 15 seconds?”

“You know what? I'm gonna drug test you.”

“There's a few ways to beat a drug test.”

“I wish we could do this in a way that wasn't a complete invasion of my privacy.”

“If I could be a different person, I promise you, I would.”

[text] promise ur not a serial killer? lol

“Dude's got mad feelings.”

“Unless you're Amish, nudes are the currency of love, so stop shaming us.”

“I'm literally going to poison you in your sleep.”

“I'm sorry. Kind of spaced out for a second.”

“I wasn't being weird, was I?”

“Fuck. You always this wet?”

“Everyone on the planet watches porn.”

“Hi. Get undressed. I want to go swimming.”

“I'm just trying to get back at my really shitty ex-boyfriend.”

“What if I told you that I wanted you to fuck me, right here, right now?”

“I'm a fucking savage.“

“You're a fucking prude.“

“You've probably never sucked a dick in your life.”

“I've seen a lot of people die.”

“I could tell you one thing: this drug shit, it's not the answer.”

“You a fucking trip, bruh. I'm too high to be having this conversation right now.”

“Nobody that looks like you is minding their own fuckin' business.”

“I'm fucking invincible!”

“Where the fuck have you been? You missed the craziest shit ever.”

“I just lost my virginity.”

“Remember when I said things got weird? So... yeah.”

“Wanna get high?”

[katsuflossy]

The Guys With Their Badass Kid

Synopsis: How would Class 1A’s Big Three raise/discipline their child.

Pairings:  Bakugo Katsuki x reader, Izuku Midoriya x reader, Todoroki Shouto x reader

A/N: Shout out to my two years old niece! This goes out to you for being a little smug rascal. Anyways since I’m the situation of a kid going through their terrible twos then why not make a hc about it. My niece’ll model all these little kids :) someone please save me

💥 Karma got Bakugo bad. And by bad I mean bad.

💥You wished you would’ve married a man with better karma but it’s Bakugo so ����🏽‍♀️.

💥 He knew he was badass child, disobedient, potty-mouthed, bossy little— you get the point.

💥 But for his little girl to be 10x worse, not even if it was prophesied in his dream he couldn’t prepare for her terrible twos.

💥 “Khia what do you have in your hand?” The toddler just continued swirling whatever she had in her hand, some of it breaking off on the floor. “Khia, bring what’s in your hand.” Radio silence, as if he wasn’t talking to her. “Khia! I said- What the fuck is that?!”

💥 Turns out you shouldn’t curse around kids because Khia kept saying “What the fwuck?” after everything. All thanks to Bakugo.

💥 “What did I tell you about cursing around Khia! She went to daycare today calling at Yashiro and calling him a dumbass!” “Well, tell engine calves to not let his son hang around my little girl!” “They’re friends!” “Friends my ass!”

💥Ofcourse she went to daycare the next day declaring Yashiro is “my ass.”

💥 You tried discussing the best way to scold her. Bakugo defs believe in corporal punishment, even thought it didn’t work for him.

💥Mans is ready to pull out the good ole belt. The slightest utterance of a curse word he’ll put that shit from under him.

💥 “Fu-“ “Oi! What was that!” The belt just magically appears in his hand through manifestation.

💥 If you don’t believe in corporal punishment, he’ll just put her on time out, a lot.

💥 Either way he rarely uses physical punishment unless she does something very serious that deserves a pat on her behind.

💥 Loves his little girl regardless.

🥦 If he’s not working, regardless of being exhausted or not. He’s chilling with his little boy.

🥦 He’s a helicopter dad and it doesn’t even matter because his three year old would just ignore him if he keeps telling his son what to do to try keep him safe.

🥦 “Toshinori? What do you have in your hand?”

🥦 “A KNIFE!” I’m just playing Toshinori would ignore the shit out of him whether it was a knife or not.

🥦 If it was something dangerous, he’ll just One for All his way across to room to inspect what he had before speeding away with it, nagging about how his son should be way more careful. If it’s not dangerous but something he shouldn’t play with, he’ll just ask him to give him whatever he has. But Midoriya is not in any way demanding about it.

🥦 You know the reaction when your mother says “I’m calling your father” and the kid pees their pants? Yeah, that is the opposite for Midoriya. He has to use you as in order for Toshinori to behave. I hc that Deku would name his son Toshinori.

🥦 “U-um Toshi can I have the bracelet please? It’s for your mom and I can’t play with it.” Complete radio silence as response. “Toshi, may I please have the bracelet?” Again no response. “Toshinori! Give me the bracelet or else I am calling your mother.”

🥦 The bracelet was given up before he could say something else. You’re just the strict parent you in the house whether you wanted or not.

🥦 You talked to Izuku about putting his foot down and to a certain point he did.

🥦 He’d put Toshinori on time out for ten minutes.

🥦 Not even three minutes in and he tells Toshinori he’s off of timeout and goes to hug his crying son.

🥦 Them tears are fake as hell. Even your son knows how to manipulate you, Deku.

🥦 Just face it, you’re the enforcer in the house 🤷🏽‍♀️.

🧊 Mane I love this boy.

🧊 And his daughter loves him too. Akira’s a little Daddy’s girl.

🧊So all the bad behavior was left for you. Could’ve sworn you weren’t the one who birthed her or you were a step mom the way she doesn’t listen to you.

🧊 “Akira, I told you a thousand times to stop jumping on the couch. Sit down” She continues to jump on the couch like she didn’t hear you. “Okay then keep jumping.” She doesn’t continue to jump but she just stands, still not sitting down. “How about you keep standing and jumping?”

🧊 You thought you caught her with that one right? No because instead of jumping or standing, she started stomping all over the couch, kicking the cushions and sending them to your side of the room.

🧊Bruh but as soon at Shoto walks in, she’s sittng down nicely, watching and laughing with Mickey on the tv 😒. (You can tell I’ve experienced this can you?)

🧊 He never really experienced her temper tantrums until one day.

🧊 You both go to pick her up from kindergarten because Shoto had the day off and it was the first time he could pick her up ever since the new school year.

🧊 He went to park the car while you entered the building. Akira ran up to your figure and jumped into your arms. Her cute curly hair tickling your chin as she gave you a big hug.

🧊 Something ain’t right here.

🧊 “Mommy can I get ice cream?” Ah, there it is. That was what that big ass hug was for.

🧊 “Maybe after dinner, baby. Then you could have whatever ice cream you want.” “But I want it now.” “Not now honey.”

🧊 After your third “Not now,” the demon popped out. She started to have a temper tantrum, stomping on the ground, rolling on the floor and throwing down whatever toy was closest to her.

🧊 Todoroki walked in on the scene and not even raising his voice, he said “Akira. To the car. Now.” Ass boutta feel like Texas now.

🧊 Didn’t punish her, instead he talked to her. A very long y’all while you waited outside the car for it to be over.

🧊 As soon as you entered the car, Akira came to give you the biggest hug and said “I’m sorry mommy” in the cutest voice known to man.

🧊 Ever since that talk she hardly gave y’all trouble. Her attitude did a 180°.

🧊 And the craziest part was that Shoto said they just talked. That’s it.

🧊 But let’s be honest, he could talk to any woman and they’ll do anything for him🤷🏽‍♀️.

[the-sixth-first-clarinet]

Band Ships 2 (Clarinet Edition)

Clarinet x Flute:

Clarinet mellows out around flute, they’re a really chill pair.

Silent jokes, passing notes in class, giggling about a text they sent each other, while trying not to get caught because they sit in the front row.

Flute is probably a bit more mischievous in this case, though Clarinet certainly isn’t doing anything to stop them.

Cuddles, gifts, and fun times.

(Bonus points if the flute is the guy, because male flutists are adorable)

“No, I love you more!”

Clarinet x Piccolo:

The piccolo is absolutely FERAL. You wouldn’t expect it at all, but somehow they stuff all the rage they have into that tiny instrument. Lots of rage, itty bitty living space.

Clarinet is always surprised at Piccolo’s mannerisms, but finds it funny that the ability to play a smaller instrument somehow transforms the flutist from a bunny to a beast.

The musical range of both of their instruments is how down to Earth they are/can be.

Piccolo is extremely nice to Clarinet though, a side some people didn’t think they had.

Most people like both of them though, and they’re a popular couple, if a bit unorthodox.

Clarinet x Clarinet:

Depressed, but depressed together!

Crackhead energy 24/7, one of them is always exhausted with the other’s shenanigans (though who is exhausted with who changes constantly)

“Bruh I went to bed at 1am.” “Dude same.”

Drag each other to social events and end up chilling together the entire time

Clarinet x Trumpet:

Definitely an enemies to lovers situation

Constant warfare over whose instrument class (woodwind/brass) is better than the other

“Look how high I can play!”

Insults. Lots and lots of playful insults.

Have secretly always liked each other but act like the other killed their dog or something

Actually adorable once they get past the whole “acting like they despise each other” thing

Clarinet x Bassoon:

Both such nerds. Such, such nerds.

They probably both play dungeons and dragons

Either that or one of them does and the others is a huge Star Wars nerd

They love to geek about things to each other, and the other loves to listen

The definition of the cool couple, everyone loves them and they’re just so chill

“Did you watch the new mandolorian?”

“Not yet, but my bard did kill a dragon last night so that’s fun.”

Clarinet x Oboe:

Clarinet will never let Oboe live down that one time the school newspaper took a picture of them and labeled it as “A student playing the clarinet”

Oboe will maintain their instrument DOESNT sound like a duck, and that clarinets sound like mice

There are many inside jokes between these two, half of the time they speak in indecipherable code and confuse everyone

Clarinet can be just as weird as Oboe sometimes, they just are better at hiding it

“How do you deal with Oboe, Clarinet? You’re so calm and they’re... not.”

“Well, when they say they want to dip fries in a McFlurry I dip my burger in instead and look them in the eye while taking a bite to assert my authority.”

Clarinet x Bass Clarinet:

Bass clarinet may have skipped classes all year but when they got a crush on Clarinet they suddenly started showing up to school more frequently

Clarinet thinks Bass Clarinet is really cool and admires them from afar (the row in front of them)

Lots of turning backwards to whisper something, which Bassoon can hear too (Bassoon is totally onto them by now)

Clarinet is more shy, more academic, and Bass Clarinet is lazy. Cool, but lazy.

Bassoon better help them get together because goodness knows these two will dance around each other more than Trumpets dance around the proper key

Clarinet x French Horn:

A genuinely sweet couple

French Horn is a bit wild but most of the time is really sweet

Lots of really cute small gestures get passed around between the two

Clarinet will give French Horn chocolate, French Horn will give Clarinet something they drew or a shiny rock they found

“I saw it and thought of you”

Lots of compliments

I mean LOTS of compliments

And neither one can accept one

Clarinet x Saxophone:

OH GOSH THE CHAOS IS COMING

EsPECIALLY if this is a bari sax

Altos and Clarinets are a funny duo, causing chaos but knowing where the lines are

They mess around, get in a bit of trouble, go “oops” and then do it again tomorrow

BARI SAXES ARE A WHIRLWIND THE CLARINET CAN NOT CONTAIN

Nor do they want to, it’s very entertaining actually

“Don’t you care that Bari is over there playing the bass drum with a trombone?”

*eating popcorn* “Not the craziest thing they’ve done this week if I’m honest”

Or

*sigh* “Again?”

Clarinet x Euphonium:

Clarinet asks what a euphonium is every three seconds

Euphonium has started asking what a clarinet is as well but this joke doesn’t really work

Euphonium has now resorted to coming up with increasingly convoluted answers to the question

“What’s a euphonium?”

“An eldritch horror that takes out peoples eyes and puts them in their shoes, forcing them to walk on their own sight devices like grapes.”

“And you play that thing??”

“Like a fiddle.”

For all their talk, actually show a lot of public affection and then joint tease whoever teases them about it

They make quite the team, and many a good roast has been said by them, leaving the band in fear and awe

Clarinet x Baritone:

Clarinet definitely fell for Baritone’s sense of humor

And vice versa

They’re both kind of the class clowns, and some of the Band Directors favorites (because they are totally being shipped by said Band Director)

They’re also both probably in choir, which sounds weird but if you’ve ever heard Baritone sing you’d be astonished if they weren’t in choir (which, if one of them isn’t, it��s Baritone)

Puns, lots of them

So many puns the band room is in an eternal state of facepalming

Pun battles yelled across the band room are definitely the most fun, and then someone else interjects as well and then it’s a full scale pun brawl

Might be found holding hands once or twice, but if called out will immediately act repulsed of each other, like they just noticed themselves they were doing that

Clarinet x Tuba:

Clarinet is definitely the smarter one in this relationship

But only when it comes to academics

Tuba is way better at people and is just generally a likable person while Clarinet is a bit more of an introvert

Clarinet tries their best to help Tuba in school

“Yes, ok I’ll help you with precalc homework but you owe me Starbucks later”

Tuba tries their best to help Clarinet at life

“You’re so mean! Apologize to Tumpet right now!” *laughs teasingly, but is proud when Clarinet does apologize*

Clarinet x Trombone:

Trombone is super awkward, and Clarinet is a total Tsundere.

Trombone is a crackhead around their friends, spends their time trying to get Clarinet to talk to them.

“Why are you hitting me, I didn’t do anything!” (Totally did something)

Clarinet can be super sweet, whenever this happens Trombone is caught off guard.

Clarinet x Percussion:

The CRACKHEADED duo. People usually think Clarinets are sweet at first, but they have a stored up energy that definitely manifests around Percussion.

Competitions, lots of them. From any outsider POV, they look like competitions of who can be the most stupid. I’m sure they have a reason for whatever they’re doing... right?

They are partners in crime, definitely, but Percussion will always be blamed and get in trouble with the Director.

“No, you can’t use the timpani as a trampoline!”

Actually both really sweet around each other, just when no one’s looking

Half the band has shipped them for years, the other half doesn’t know they’re already dating

Let me know if you guys would like to keep seeing these!

[yuuikida]

A03 stats: Q&A

Was tagged by the wonderful @joeys-piano. Please check them out after this post!

So I had to look into my stats which I don't normally do but let's see what I have to show for my stuff~ How many works do you have on AO3?

Currently, I have 284 works but keep in mind, about 90% of them are oneshots because I can dish those out faster than actual stories/series. What’s your total AO3 word count? Total word count is currently: 1,410,073 (oh sweet jesus PFFFT) I probably written a lot more in my fanfic.net days years ago but I didn't think it was that much, holy cow. XD

How many fandoms have you written for and what are they? Thing is, I am a Multifandom person but some series had to create such a spark in me that makes me go 'oh wow, I want to write for this' so just because the series is amazing, doesn't mean I'll write for it, if that makes sense. -BNA 'Brand New Animal' (1)

-FNAF (4) *disclaimer: it was more for another series than this one* -Shiritsu Horitsuba Gakuen ( AU story of Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles) (7)

-Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle (26)

-Zombieland Saga (1)

-Sarazanmai (1)

-Bungou Stray Dogs (225)

-Kekkai Sensen (Blood Blockade Battlefront) (36)

What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

[These ones are in the triple digits because why not XD ] -For you

-In the morning

-Avoiding Fate

-Love bites

-Sweet and Savory

What are your top 5 fics by comment thread count?

-Avoiding Fate

-Acquiescing Fate

-Rockstar

-The illusion of Living

-Even gods don't know (it was a four way tie but this one had more kudos than the others.)

Do you respond to comments, why or why not?

-I should have replied to comments but I'm very bad in doing that. Like I'll just repeat 'OMG THANK YOU' and it doesn't feel very genuine and while I feel bad for not responding as much as I wanted to, I don't want to be redundant on it.

What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

-I don't really have a fic that has a angsty ending, most of them are pretty happy, at worst, bittersweet but not angsty.

Do you write crossovers? If so, what is the craziest one you’ve written?

-BRUH I LOVE CROSSOVERS. I haven't been able to do them lately though which is sad but if I have an idea, I'll try and write it. The craziest one was the two TRC/BSD crossovers when I was going into BSD and coming out of TRC, in like 2016-ish???

Have you ever received hate on a fic?

-Hate? No. Questionable and/or nitpicky, yeah. The fandoms I write for are amazing for the most part so I never had actual hate for my fics but odds are I'll jinx myself and may get one anyway LMAO.

Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

- I do write smut but I haven't really written an actual smut fic in a while. Like I'm trying to do that in BSD. I'm more into reading it than writing it for reasons. I like explicit smut, like down and dirty but sweet and nice at the end.

Have you ever had a fic translated?

- Once. Someone commented on a Tanizaki/Kunikida oneshot that I did and asked if they can translate it into Russian and I was like 'O-Oh, sure' and they sent me the link of that fic to what was their version of fanfic. That has never happened before and I still can't believe it.

Have you ever co-written a fic before?

- A lot when I was in the Tsubasa fandom. The reason I stopped though was because I felt as though I wasn't getting anywhere with my writing. We do RP that gets formatted to fics and that was fun. I just wanted to write stuff on my own.

What’s your all-time favorite ship?

-Currently it's KunikiDazai from BSD

What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

- Ahaha.....you mean just 'one'?

What are your writing strengths?

- Dialogue

-Descriptions

-Characterization

-Overarching plotting

What are your writing weaknesses?

- summaries

-writing action scenes

-consistency

-lack of variety in words

What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

-I mean, just make sure it's as accurate as possible. Sometimes it is hard to do that if one isn't used to more than one Language. I mean it's not to say that they couldn't but add translations at the very least. I'm not good with that sort of thing, my apologies. ;w;

What was the first fandom you wrote for?

- It's a tie between D.Gray man and Black Butler

What’s your favorite fic you’ve written?

- Not a fic but a series called Welcome to Kunikida's Candy shop!

It's a what-if series, something that I'm apparently good at for some reason and I hope to get to certain points that really make this series shine~

[won't tag because meh so everyone is free to do this!]

[seraphimguks]

beige, grey and mauve !!

ooooo sweet!! thank you for sending! :D 

beige: have any pets? what're their names?

I don’t have pets unfortunately! My dad won’t allow currently but hopefully when I get my place he will. But when I was younger around 8-9 years old, I had birds as pets! They were finches: 2 girls, 3 boys. I don’t think I ever gave them names - I think I named them anything, maybe just Girl 1 or Boy 3 or something like that lmao. 

grey: how many languages do you speak? do you want to learn any more?

So, I know only 2 languages fluently - English and my native tongue, Bengali. There was a moment when I was 17 where I vowed to take up Korean (I even bought a notebook, downloaded apps and such) but it didn’t go as planned lmao. I also took up French in my second year in college, but I realised its super tough! I would love to learn languages, but its very difficult, maybe when I’m older and more motivated to learn?

Languages I really really want to learn is Japanese and Korean!

mauve: any unpopular opinions?

Oh damn, I have a feeling they’re not unpopular but here we go~

1. This goes for the entire kpop industry in general, but I really don’t prefer having so many English lyrics in their songs?  I mean a few lyrics is fine here and there, but like its come to a point where almost half the song is in English? I don’t have anything against idols singing in Korean or English but like, I feel like its to appease the growing Western pop fanbase? I really miss the days when Korean lyrics would dominate the rest of the song, I just like the general raw feeling of artists singing in Korean, I just really like it! Like, I’m here to listen to Korean, maybe occasionally English but like...there’s a reason there’s a K in K-pop!

2. (since you’re Indian I will mention this) so like I used to follow Bollywood for many, many years till I stopped somewhere in 2015-16 ish cause it was just getting...bad? I mean, the quality of movies and acting. For years, I’ve seen people praising Deepika Padukone and I’m like ????? Her acting isn’t phenomenal to me, like her ‘hit’s actually are masala or commercial movies - how can that define someone’s acting? Like I don’t have anything against her as a person, but like ...yeah, I feel like she’s taking leverage on the fact that people call her a good actress already, so she doesn’t act well? Just my take. 

3. CAN !! JYP !! STOP !! RELEASING !! ARTISTS !! EVERY !! YEAR !! Its so fucking confusing??? How many groups does he want?? How much money does he want to earn? Anyways he already has loads of groups bringing revenue to the company already?? And who the hell is fucking that guy? He always has some child or the other every year lmao

4. ALL !! SAESANGS!! MUST !! BE !! JAILED!! I still don’t understand why there isn’t much action on saesangs except filing them under this and this article? Any saesang, anywhere, must be jailed! Its absolutely HORRENDOUS to have your personal space invaded. I’ve seen videos of the craziest saesangs and brUH, they deserve imprisonment. 

5. as an avid bts fan, I really wish they stopped having edm produced tracks a lot? Kinda hurts my ears and I really miss their old music a lot. I feel bad when people tell me they don’t like bts anymore because of their music, and honestly I can’t help but agree maybe just a lil bit. 

6. Kinda disappointed when Twice didn’t get SOTY for Fancy last year. 

send me a colour ask!!

[forgotten-daydreamer]

For the ask game: Any number that can be divided by three and ;)

wow, ok, don’t trust in my maths knowlegde like that  :’)

3) if your significant other smoked pot, would you care? 

No, of course not. A healthy amount of pot may be good, I’d happily try it too!

6) you’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?

My demons. Oh, and a couple of friends too, hopefully (they never met, but they’d get along well, I’m sure).

9) I bet you kissed someone last night, right?

You lost the bet, give me my money back now >:)

12) Do you like hickeys?

They aren’t aesthetically pleasing, in my opinion, but the rush of adrenaline you feel when you give/receive one is worth it.

15) Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?

Uh, yeah, pretty much!! 

18) When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?

Some minutes ago :D

21) is anyone else in the room with you?

Yeah, my sister (who’s taking a nap)

24) is there someone you wish you could fix things with?

Yes, too many to handle.

27) do people ever call you by your last name?

Some do, but not too many. Like, three people at most.

30) would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?

Yes, I’d be jealous because I haven’t smooched in a while :’(

33) Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

A guy who’s two years older than me, yeah. It was just a peck on the lips and I was only 14 and not out of the closet yet. Doesn’t count.

36) Do you have any summer plans yet?

Studying, working and hanging out with my bros.

39) do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?

Too many, and I will never tell them to anyone.

42) are you available?

Emotionally? Yes, but actually no. I mean, I want a relationship but all I do is annoy people with my problems and burden them with my useless existence, so I’m glad I’m single, for people’s sake.

45) Do you believe exes can be friends?

Hell yeah! Not all of them, but those with whom you’ve shared the most experiences, probably.

48) Did you ever lose a best friend?

As in, they died, or as in we fought? ‘Cause, if it comes to the latter, yes. Twice. One hated that I was bi (I thought I was bi when I was in middle school. Discovering my sexuality and gender identity was a looong journey, still is). The other friend hated that I needed to be reassured every now and then (things like “I’m here for you”, “do you need to talk?”). Both dead to me, even if I miss the second one a lot some days.

51) Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?

I kissed a fellow actress in a play, does she count as kiss? If so, no, she didn’t see me cry. If we are talking about a real kiss, then yes, that person has seen me cry multiple times.

54) Did you get any compliments today?

“you look well-rested today, sweety” -my mom

57) Are most of your friends guys or girls?

I have no idea, honestly. I have many friends of all gender identities, I don’t know the numbers...

60) Have you ever played spin the bottle?

Hell yeah I did, that’s how I got my first kiss (when I was 13), duh

63) What’s the last movie you saw?

Tarantino’s “Pulp Fiction”, a couple of nights ago. I love that movie so much that I watch it at least once a month :D

66) is the last person you kissed younger than you?

The actress I talked about earlier is one year older, the other person in a few months younger than me.

69) Picture of yourself?

(First of all, sixty-nine hehe) I’d rather not reveal my identity here on the wildest amd craziest website of all, but huh... Tall, rather slim, dark hair, dark eyes and heavy dark circles under them, big nose ^-^”

72) What do you most like about making out?

Bold of you assume I make out. I did, but it’s been a while :’( but huh, I’m a sucker for thirsty kisses and squeezing booties (and having mine squeezed) o////o 

75) What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?

Huh, tough question. The eyes and the mouth, mostly? I don’t really care much about the rest. The girl I like can be of any shape and size, of any color and can dress how she wants; I don’t mind :D I do like soft booties and boobs (big or small, I don’t care) though... Can I say that? 

78) Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?

Nope, one-night-stands scare me...

81) Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?

One guy did, two years ago (sorry bruh) and then my ex gf as well :D I had a crush on her but I was too shy, and then she confessed to me :D she also cheated on me later on though so I’m not sure that her confessing to me was good...

84) Last time you slow danced with someone?

I can’t dance and nobody ever wanted to slow dance with me :’(

87) What is your astrological sign?

Aries, I was born at the beginning of April.

90) Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?

I did, and a whole year later, actually. And it was hell. I hate myself 'cause I really tried to go back to the girl that emotionally abused me :’) I’m an idiot, but thankfully we haven’t spoken since 2018.

93) what physical trait do you look for in a potential interest?

Again, I don’t have any preference. I  especially like tiny, freckled redheads, but physical appearance is secondary for me. Like, I never had a gf with those traits, so I’m really not “picky” at all (still,I think there’s nothing wrong with having preferences)

96) Have you ever kissed two people in one day?

Yeah, I was at a party with my HS classmates and we did a bunch of silly games and I made out with, like, five people (all close friends)... Never put thirty tipsy teenagers together.

99) Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?

I’ve had the same crush since summer 2018, does that count as being deeply in love?

102) Are you too shy to ask someone out?

I don’t know, I’ve never been the first to make a move... I wanted to ask my crush out (as friends, for now) before lockdown, but she doesn’t have social media and I don’t feel brave enough to text her on whatsapp something like “hey, how are you??”. Especially since we haven’t talked since November (she told me I had “big lesbo energy” and I was really tempted to just kiss her there in the middle of the street). Someone up there doesn’t want me to shoot my shot.

105) if a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew that he/she was in a relationship, would you go for it?

I’d tell her “break up with the other person first, then we can talk about it and see eventually if we can maybe hang out”. I don’t like cheaters. I cheated once after my ex cheated on m; it wasn’t revenge, and there was no sex involved. Just looks and hand-holding. It was flirting more than cheating, and I hated myself for it. It wasn’t right to my ex nor to the other girl. So, yeah, no flirting with people in relationships for me, thanks.

108) Have you kissed more than five people since the start of 2012?

Kisses that didn’t mean anything, yeah. Kisses that meant something, I’m not sure. I’ve been with three people since 2012, so no, I guess.

111) Do you know who’ll you kiss next?

Does kissing my parents on the cheek count? If so, them. If not... I don’t know. My crush, hopefully?

114) Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?

A hundred times serious relationships, absolutely!

117) Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.

Oh! Uhm... Then, how are you really? 

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thank you SO much, @theark-ofvoid 

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[blackrosesfanfic]

Chapter 174

Sevyn

"I'm going to New York to party with white boys." Chris says in my face.

I grab his cheeks pinching them. "You are a white boy."

He sticks his tongue out. "I fuck like one."

"There's only one place for your tongue and it's nowhere near my face."

"Here?" He says putting his hands on my nipple.

I let his face go. "I don't know. See."

"No." he says standing up. "I'm going to New York to party with white boys. Right now."

"What about your show in the morning in Houston?"

He shrugs. "I'll leave my white boy party in time."

"I'm going to Miami to roast in the sun."

"Miami? What's in Miami? Not no fucking Spider."

I narrow my eyes at him. "What's this relationship that you created in your head between me and Spider? Who I only worked with one time."

"I might go to Miami." he says.

"No. I am going to Miami in the morning when you are headed to your show."

He seems like he gets pissed. "Don't fucking do shit like that. When I leave. So you want to make sure I don't fucking go?"

"Christopher Maurice." I say turn over on my side. "I don't have time for your ranting."

"Whatever."

I roll my eyes. He so insecure. "It's a family trip, Christopher."

"That I'm not invited to."

"You really aren't but since it's just me and Tim you are more than welcome."

Chris folds his arms. "Your dad birthday thing?"

"Yeap. But do come. After your show. Fly right on out to Miami."

"I'm good." he says lying on the bed.

"Why are we in this ugly room?"

"Gave my bed to Mama Rose. You got a problem with that?"

I look at his face. "I have a fucking problem with your fucking mood swings. I mean damn, weren't you upset?"

"I need someone to tell me what to do about this baby."

"Joyce told you she had it under control. Why do you still need something?"

He blows. "I'm tired of Joyce always handling shit. I'm grown. I can handle shit myself."

I laugh. "Since when? You just said..."

"Aaahhh." he says covering my mouth. "You fake, Amber."

"I'm real, my nigga. From forehead to toe."

He laughs. "Yeah cause this shit ain't real."

"Get out of my hair and go hang with your white boys. I will be fine at the Happy Home til then morning."

"I'm staying here." He says undressing.

I turn over on my side and start snoring. He puts his warm body on me. We call their house the Happy Home because when we are here there are never problems. It's always a place to relax and wine down the craziest of everything outside the house. The door is always open. It a vacation spot around beautiful people. Plus Cammie and Trey are perfect and inspirational. Black Love.

"Lane was running around the house earlier naked."

"When?" I laugh.

"You were gone. This morning."

I laugh. "He is a mess. He told me that I need to go to my house. Not his house but my own house. His reason was because I turned the TV while he was gone out of our room."

"He calls me a bitch every time he gets in trouble."

"Cammie will pinch his ass whenever he curse no matter who he talking to. She said it's gone too far."

Chris starts kissing my breasts. "I kinda hope the kid is mine but I wish it was different."

"I saw her."

"What?" he says sitting up.

I smirk. "You pissed me off so I didn't tell you. She was with her grandma. Looking just like you. You knew there was a possibility a big one that she was yours. She is yours if you need to hear it."

"When the hell were you mad at me?"

"Bruh, we didn't talk for days. Do you not remember this?"

He sighs. "Doing the tour."

"Okay, thank you."

"You welcome." he sits up smiling. "She looks like me?"

I roll my eyes. "Exactly why I didn't say nothing before."

"Joyce said everything will be known by tomorrow. She won't tell me what it means."

"You should be mad I kept it from you."

He shrugs. "Not at the Happy Home. It's all love here."

I laugh. "You fake."

"I've been trying to make a fucking baby with any and everybody but her. Crazy bitch don't desire the baby."

"Oh yeah let's talk about your exes and all the unprotected sex you had with them. Eww."

"Oh shut up. You nasty."

I put my feet on his chest. "I'm a lady."

He lifts my legs higher. "Ladies don't fuck people like me."

"Actually, good girl, bad boy. Ladies do fuck boys like you. It's a common problem."

"It's the dick." he says putting my ankles on his shoulder.

I laugh. "Yeah, that would be why you can't keep them. That's not enough at the end of the day. Dick is out there."

"Who the hell I was with that was a good girl? Trying to come for me. Shut your fucking crusty lips and focus on opening these lips." he says rubbing his head on my pussy.

"Completely silent, Master?"

He ignores me. I start to laugh but he enters me pushing deep. I smile at him. I play too much so I'm going to try my best not to make a sound. Good dick might make that hard. I shallow the stop the moan. Shit. Chris looks from watching himself perform. He looked confused but he doesn't stop. He pushes all the way inside of me pressing his body against my legs. Oh shit. I take a deep breath. He opens my legs enough for his body to come through. I hold back my smile once he is in my face.

"I know what you like." he says.

"Okay, Chris." I make it short.

He starts to say something but doesn't say shit. He starts grinding into me. I close my eyes. I smile at him then open my eyes. He sits up. I ain't fighting it anymore. He pushes against my legs then starts thrusting faster. I let whatever come out of my mouth that wanted to. I try to move his hands. He was about to fuck it all up with a cramp in my leg. He lifts my hips bringing them to him more. Fuck.

  MiMi

JJ picks up the diaper putting it behind his baby. "Where the diaper?"

I gasp. "Oh no. What did I do with it?"

"Mookie, listen to this." Dee says taking the diaper from JJ.

"Aye!" JJ says.

"Go eat your food."

JJ runs out of the room really fast. Well damn is he that hungry? Dee slides Minnie over to him then grab the wet wipes. I wasn't going to change words about him changing that green bean diaper. I gave her food for the first time. Baby food. JJ has fed her something before.

"You mighty happy. Changing diapers and shit."

"What the hell?" Dee says. "Why is it green?"

"I told you I gave her peas."

He makes a face close to her face. "If I ever have problems with you I'm reminding you of this moment."

"Look at how she is looking at you."

"Take my serious." he says touching her nose with his. She laughs at him. "I found the perfect place for the wedding."

"You wanted me to listen to that?"

He reaches in his pocket taking out his cellphone. "No, I want you to listen to this voicemail. I accept you getting mad but remember that it's not real. You don't even have to remember that. I'll tell you again."

"I don't like it. Don't let me hear it."

"Then you gonna say I was hiding shit." he says playing the message.

It's a girl's voice. "Hey, Bae. Just calling to see how you doing. I sure did miss having you in my arms. Now that you are gone again I seem lost without you. Yes, I understand you finally settling down. I just want to know if you think about us. What we would have had if she hadn't gotten pregnant. Do you still think about me? Anyway, I'm babbling. Hit me up if you want to do us just one last time before you become that family man she pushing you so hard to be. Love always, your Little Tot."

"I didn't even want to hear that shit."

"Who said I wanted to hear it?"

I roll my eyes. "Wont you give her whatever the fuck it is she wants."

He stands Minnie up then smiles at her. "Give her our kids and your identity?"

"What? You can't give away... Shut up."

"Moo, she wants to be you. She wants what we have. I told you how bad she wanted my baby."

I roll my eyes. "That's the fucking thing. Oh my gosh. Why we even talking about the bitch you cheated on me with?"

"We weren't officially back together."

"Oh please."

He lies Minnie down in front of me then stands up straight. "Alright moving on. I haven't talked to this girl since. Damn, Mook, I thought you would ask how she got my new number. You not even mad like I thought."

"I'm moving forward to be a better us. Keep up with the Jones. People tell me how much my relationship is but I don't agree cause we had problems. I'm moving forward. Are you?"

"A job where the cops can't come lock me up at any moment and food on my table. I'm moving forward."

"Minnie?" I say rubbing her stomach. "Are you moving forward?"

Dee chuckles. "I'm even moving forward from my idea that I'm less than a man for not having millions like my friends. I need new friends."

I laugh. "Hang with your old broke friends."

"In Charleston? Mookie how you expect me to do that? Plus they talking shit about me being a monkey on the fence. Halfway between the white man's world and the hood."

"Damn, they not giving you any in between? It's sellout or selling foodstamps?"

He laughs. "They don't know that every where I am is because of you. Fuck a white man. I'm living to make you happy."

"Awh, ain't you sweet."

JJ comes in the room. "When we going to Lane house?"

I smile. "We aren't going today."

"Not ever?"

"Not today. Where did you get that from?" I ask staring at him.

Dee looks at him. "Go play with your toys. Do you not have fun toys?"

"I don't have Lane."

"Lane is not a toy. Did you eat your food?"

He nods his head. "All my hot dog."

"Go play."

"He gets little statments from nowhere. That boy has too many toys."

I few seconds later you could hear him making a lot of noise. Same thing he does with Lane he does here alone. Bad ass thinks that he has to play with only Lane. Surprised he didnt ask to go see Joyce. He loves that line when he is in trouble.

"Minnie." Dee says picking her up. "It's kinda boring here."

"It's home. Make it not boring. What is wrong with y'all?"

He puts Minnie down. "I do have a new Xbox. Let me see if Trey wants to get online."

"You could have stayed at his house for that." I roll my eyes.

"Not to play online."

"If you bored, get your daughter. I'm mad she doesn't sleep all day anymore. I want to sleep all day still."

He takes her. "At this age they are perfect video game buddies. They don't want to do nothing but stare at the TV. I got you Minnie."

"I got to use the bathroom, Mommy." JJ yells holding himself.

"Go pee!"

"It stuck." JJ whines.

I pull myself off the bed quickly against my will. JJ starts crying as I take his pants loose. I pick him up and take him to the bathroom. I don't think kids are truly accident free until 7 or 8. JJ definitely has lots of issues. I stand him up in the tub then sit his potty in the tub. He attempts to pee in the potty but it goes over the tub. He was still upset about the whole thing. I undress him then wash him off. He leaves crying to Dee.

"Boy, hush. Go get some clothes."

"Pajamas?"

"Yeah, go."

I clean the tub then go into the room. Dee is on the phone laughing really hard. Why does he feel the need to video chat with Trey? Trey is hard down telling him a story. Dee laughs extra loud. He fake. I lay down on the bed watching him. He tells Trey about the ex girlfriend.

"Oh you ain't even famous." Trdy laughs. "Imagine shit coming from different angles. Exes, one night stands, the bitch that gave you a pen, the girl that touched your hand without permission, hell the fan you never met... One ex. Great."

"Well, damn. It is just one."

Trey laughs. "But the bitch can do damage. I'm writing my own advise novel. Eliminate them all. One bitch can take away years from a life you love. One bitch can get in your head when you slipping. One wrong move. Bam. Some other nigga playing house with your happy family you worked hard to make."

"You reading this?" Dee laughs.

"I tell myself that every time I walk away from my family into temptation. One bitch out there waiting. Shit thousands. You got one. I'm surprised a few of my exes are still silent. So how this girl got your number? Nope hold up. Put your headphones on. Beckham you in my fucking lounge again?" the phone hangs up.

Dee laughs out loud again. "We need another player. Huh? Oh nah. I sure didn't. No lie. Aye, my number not hard to get. Especially when these iPhones fucking sends shit to old contacts that it wants to get out the fucking cloud. That has happened."

"Oh my goodness!" I yell kicking the bed. "Shut up. Play your game and stop chatting. Why you even start the game in here?"

"I wanted to be close to you."

"Devin don't make me throw something at the back of your head."

"Don't hit my daughter."

I turn over on my side. "Shut up and we won't have problems."

"Yeah, I'm on restriction. It's limited to game talk." he says then laugh. "I'm sorry, Bae. I'm done."

"I put my clothes on." JJ says walking into the room.

Dee laughs. "Homie, you going some place special? You look sharp. Hold on."

"I go to Lane house?"

"Little homie, go play. Good job putting your clothes on."

Dee takes a picture. JJ had on a fitted top and black dress pants. He really did put them on well. I chuckle then close my eyes. I know this nap is not going to happen. No sooner than the thought leaves my mind. JJ starts crying.

"Don't climb on her fucking head!"

"I want to play." JJ cries.

Dee stands him up on the floor. "Don't play with me boy."

"No fair."

"Go play your game."

"Not the baby game."

Dee ignores him. I sigh and turn over to watch them. JJ is going to continue until he gets popped. Dee continues to laugh extra loud. He should have stayed on the phone so I could hear his conversation. Trey may have done it on purpose.

[dazzling-ji]

aesthetic themed ask list

flower crown: when did you last sing to yourself?

probably halo? still riding off the performance high tbh

fairy lights: if a crystal ball could tell you the truth about anything, what would you want to know?

can’t think of anything that i would want to know immediately that i couldn’t just wait for confirmation in prayer about...

daisies: what is the greatest accomplishment of your life?

so far? taking the steps necessary to actually pursue my dreams

1975: what is the first happy memory that comes to mind, recent or otherwise?

kbbq with friends

matte: if you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living?

probably tell my parents how i feel about them, same to my friends

black nail polish: do you have a bucket list? if so, what are the top three things?

not really. i have things i’d like to do, tho

pantone: describe a person close to your life in detail.

as in a human being? um, she has obscenely small hands. her face is like shiny and red perpetually. she is tiny. she gets really excited over the smallest things, i.e. her cats or the sight of a corgi. lowkey highkey hates her hair unless it’s short. bane of my existence.

moodboard: do you feel you had a happy childhood?

bruh i wish. literally still trying to console younger me with each day.

stars: when did you last cry in front of another person?

lowkey cried in front of my therapist as i told him i don’t cry in front of people. idk if he noticed or not (IT’S CUZ HE KEPT STARING AT ME WITH THOSE BIG SAD EMPATHETIC BLUE EYES. I DON’T NEED EMPATHY!!!) but the tears were threatening and i was threatening the tears.

plants: pick a person to stargaze with you and explain why you picked them.

bruh, had to describe a human for the last one but this time i won’t. my best friend nam shin iii. because i love him and he’s great. wish he were real so i could teach him english and he could teach me korean and i could help him romance his girlfriend. 

converse: would you ever have a deep conversation with a stranger and open up to them?

i did when i was first meeting my therapist lol. i don’t trust people enough to do stuff like that.

lace: when was your last 3am conversation with someone, and who were they to you?

probably ye olde tiny handed one. she’s the only one who would try to stay up that late with me. doesn’t mean i don’t have to deal with her sleep delirium.

handwriting: if you were about to die, and you could only say one more sentence to one person, what would you say and to whom?

it’d either be to myself or my mom. something along the lines of letting them know their worth.

cactus: what is your opinion on brown eyes?

they aight. blue eyes are really scary 90% of the time. brown eyes make more sense to me.

sunrise: pick a quote and describe what it means to you personally.

“different doesn’t mean wrong” said by one of my late faves, who i honestly felt was a kindred spirit 99.999% best friend match to me. not gonna get into why the quote is so deep to me, all i’ll say is it allowed me to breathe.

oil paints: what would you title the autobiography of your life so far?

indigko

overalls: what would you do with one billion dollars?

pay off debts, travel, save, give to charities/church, save some more, maybe make a trust fund? 

combat boots: are you a very forgiving person? do you like being this way?

with God, yeah. by myself? depends. i can be kind of hypocritical and times.

winged eyeliner: write a hundred word letter to your twelve year old self.

guess i know what to tag this ask meme now

pastel: would you describe yourself as more punk or pastel?

punk for sure.

tattoos: how do you feel about tattoos and piercings? explain.

super cool. was thinking of getting either a septum or normal nose ring. wish tattoos made a bit more sense on dark skin, but either way they’re super painful so maybe i lucked out.

piercings: do you wear a lot of makeup? why/why not?

i don’t. don’t wanna ruin my skin and i like the natural look over a beat face. i like people looking realistic if that makes sense?

bands: talk about a song/band/lyric that has affected your life in some way.

so many people to talk about, but my ex-fave prince helped me realize i was ace.

messy bun: the world is listening. pick one sentence you would tell them.

i wouldn’t. at least not rn, don’t have anything revolutionary to tell em. maybe something like “Please remember we’re dealing with human beings” or along those lines, because I’m tired of reading about racists and human rights violations who real life be forgetting that aside from differences in race/gender/sexuality/etc/etc we are all human and worthy of love.

cry baby: list the concerts you have been to and talk about how they make you feel.

stromae @ msg - super fun! wish the people behind me didn’t try to waste my time and sit at a dance music concert.

nai palm @ brooklyn (i forget the venue) - also super great. it was great to actually see her irl, and allowed me to realize i can actually socialize without too much problem.

garth brooks @ mercedes benz - yikes ppl in the south RLY like their country music huh?

kimbra @ brooklyn (also forget the venue) - LIVE MUSIC CAN BE SO EXPERIMENTAL AND FUN. kind of reminded me of what i’d heard seeing prince irl was like.

grunge: who in the world would you most like to receive a letter from and what would you want it to say?

NYU - You have no outstanding balances. We have a $1 mil scholarship that will be applied to your account as of today. We love you. In fact, we’re gonna wipe away all your student loan debt and ensure no one in your family has to worry about paying for anything ever again in their lives.

space: do you have a desk/workspace and how is it organised/not organised?

my desk always gets cluttered with papers and stuff. but i really do prefer working at a desk rather than a bed. 

white bed sheets: what is your night time routine?

stall as long as possible until i REALLY need to go to sleep. grumble as i lazily brush my teeth and rinse my retainer. lie in bed and watch youtube for anywhere between 30 min to 3 hrs before actually turning off.

old books: what’s one thing you don’t want your parents to know?

call me crazy, but i want my parents to know about me and *gasp* like what they realize. like lemme tell em i’m ace and have them not freak out, idk. 

beaches: if you had to dye your hair how would you dye/style it and why?

blue or purple. but probably a wig or something impermanent. 

eyes: pick five people to go on an excursion with you. who would you pick and where would you go/what would you do?

THE FAB FIVE. WHY AM I SO DUMB. we’d go makeover their next person on queer eye OR even better we’d just hang out

11:11: name three wishes and why you wish for them.

1. the aforementioned letter from nyu because i deserve it, ok?

2. a life i don’t feel like i have to run away from because i hate living like this but feel powerless to change it.

3. a cool best friend i could go cool places with, because i wanna go cool places

painting: what is the best halloween costume you have ever put together? if none, make one up.

i cosplay’d as Taemin during the Ace era. It was cool because it basically was my style, so I felt super confident all day looking my best.

lightning: what’s the worst thing you’ve ever done while drunk or high?

I do neither. But the craziest thing I did half-asleep was convince myself I could still talk to the aforementioned tiny handed weirdo and answer her questions though my head was firmly planted on my pillow and i was neatly tucked under my sheets. like i really thought homegirl could read my thoughts and find the answers she needed to her questions. 

thunder: what’s one thing you would never do for one million dollars?

like donald trump

storms: you on only listen to one song for the rest of your life, or only see one person for the rest of your life. which and why?

maybe one person - i’d see myself the way God sees me so I wouldn’t be so powerless against my insecurities and the fake people in the world all the time.

love: have you ever fallen in love? describe what it feels like to realize you’re in love.

idk? i’m ace and aro and very aesthetically drawn, so i really don’t know if i ever have. 

clouds: if you’re a boy, would you ever rock black nail polish? if you’re a girl, would you ever rock really really short hair?

i prefer myself with longer hair tbh.

coffee: what’s your starbucks order, and who would you trust to order for you, if anyone?

hot chocolate if i wanna blend in. otherwise a strawberry acai refresher. i trust any of my friends because it’s really not that deep.

marble: what is the most important thing to you in your life right now?

gaining self-confidence so i can step more firmly into my calling.

fin.

[wannawrite]

Melting Of The Ice Cream Girl

PD101 / MXM’s Im Youngmin X Reader [fem ver] ( I can finally type MXM instead of BNM :“) he has debuted I am still shooketh by their album I wrote this on the day of the debut itself ) Fluff, mild angst

part one

part two 

bulletpoint ver. • ok so at your sch, Youngmin is like THE sunbaenim • you’re super shy to everyone - since you’re so quiet everyone is like ‘bruh we better stay away she’ll kill us’ but wild asf with your friends • you have a crush on Youngmin bc tbh who doesn’t ??? hello anon, thank you for requesting, you know I love my MXM boys :”) uhh, you didn’t really specify if there should be romance + how it should be formed so I went ahead and did it anyway…..hope you’re okay with that. Drop me a feedback ask !! Especially if you want it rewritten, in scenario form too etc, it’s okay. But please drop me another ask on how you would like part two to be :) I split it because I wasn’t sure and I’d rather get feedback from anon yourself. This is just plot set up i’M SORRY THERE ISN’t anY ANGST FOR NOW PLEASE TELL ME Hope you like it. - admin L PS: this actl describes me perfectly ?? anon have you been stalking me ??? __________ • okay so everyone loves Im Youngmin • like literally everyone • Mrs. Wang from Science block 3 ‘I love Im Youngmin I gave him a new school bag for his birthday’ • Cindy from History, Wednesdays, third period ‘Once, Im Youngmin stepped on my worksheet and apologised after. It was the best moment of my life’ • Jae in Art, Fridays, fifth period, 'Sometimes I draw Im Youngmin when asked to freehand art’ • Youngmin is THE sunbae of the school • c'mon • you really need to arrive at school in this fancy ass limousine like car? • with your school shoes being custom Gucci sneakers ??? • on top of that • he’s so good looking Jihoon from physics aka the prettiest boy in school cried when he first saw Youngmin’s visuals • you still have that video on your phone bc Jihoon is one of your close friends • Youngmin also has the sweetest personality • boyfriend material • everyone in the school is charmed by him • infatuated almost 

• sometime last year, he accidentally spilled his coffee on your notes in the library and offered to rewrite them • by hand • you were so shocked • and shy • no words came out • instead, you grabbed your things and ran out because you were too shy to even look at him • 'oh no the ice princess strikes again’ • everyone talked about how you ignored Im Youngmin sunbaenim and rushed out • for days • like ??? move on • but interaction between the Senior sunbae and Junior ice princess was rare • Youngmin tried multiple times but you kept disappearing, brushing him off • turning the other way when you saw him • quickly running to class • avoiding his gaze in the canteen • you name it • you did it • eventually, his best friend. Kim Donghyun told him you were the infamous Junior ice princess • simply because you repulsed everyone else other than your clique in this school • ice princess™ • no ??? you were just too shy to form words • even to reply to teachers • the words just got stuck in your throat and you constantly panicked • everyone just assumed you were the toughest, baddest bitch in Junior year after that • Youngmin shook his head, sighing • 'no way, she can’t be’ • 'it’s true, hyung! Y/N is really an ice princess’ • 'THE ice princess of Brand New’ • he asked Sewoon and he said the same thing • in fact, his entire sunbae + chaebol clique agreed • 'Y/N is Brand New High School’s ice princess’ • you were cold, mean and unforgiving • like winter • but sometimes • you only play with snow in winter • your clique found it ridiculously funny it became an inside joke • Hyemi always found some time of the day to make fun of it • only Hyemi, Jihoon, Daewhi, Woojin and Mina knew the truth • you were the craziest person they knew • once, Woojin got a call from Mina at 3am because you had climbed through her room window • essentially, you broke into your best friend’s bedroom even though you knew the passcode to her house • btw did I mention you were also super charming and charmed tf out of your friends’ parents ??? • so your friends’ houses were like your second homes • you were welcomed anytime • honestly, you said the weirdest shit on a daily • and communicated in memes • another time, you challenged Woojin to race around the supermarket with trolleys • it’s safe to say you aren’t allowed back into the supermarket • but i heard you like bad girls? • you walked in there and bought chocolate milk • twice • no one noticed • anyways • main jokester • and prankster of your squad • it was Jihoon’s birthday and you woke him up by shooting him with water guns • he fell sick almost immediately after • once you heard that, you ran over with medicine and soup • you stayed the weekend on his bedroom floor just to nurse him back to health • 'y/N yoU don’T haVE TO’ • 'nO I MUST CARE FOR YOU. YOU MIGHT DIE OTHERWISE’ • ’…..’ • 'jIHooN DRInK YOur SOuP’ • 'wAiT i’m goIng to gET MORE BANDAGES’ • 'whAT DOES A FevER havE TO dO witH thAT ?’ • your friends just make you all soft and sweet honestly • which is why Youngmin knew you couldn’t be the ice princess of Brand New • he tried to talk to you a few times before • but you were already introverted beyond conversation on a daily ??? • much less in front of your crush • you really didn’t mean to let your eyes widen so much • you looked at him straight in the eye • well tried to • and nearly chemically combusted after looking into his beautiful orbs • Youngmin thought you glared at him and backed off after that. • it saddened you that it was partially your reputation’s fault for ruining whatever chances you had with Youngmin • until…one day…Youngmin confides in his best friend, Donghyun • but Daewhi and Donghyun are like twins so • Daewhi finds out and tells Mina • fun fact: Mina and Youngmin are in the same math class bc Mina is an intellectual • she tries her best to get you two together • but yoURE JUST TOO SHY REALLY MINA • i CanT SAY A WORD IN FRONT OF REGULAR PEOPLE EVEN • minA WTF DO YOU WANT ME TO DO • ok so since she’s an intellectual right   • instead of listening in advanced math class, she’s listing down ideas on how to tell Youngmin about you • it’s okay bc Mina knows every formula and still scored an A • oooh another fun fact: Mina and Youngmin now sit together for a new term • you’re lowkey salt but you don’t know her plans • Mina and Youngmin become good friends ??? Somehow ??? • idk he says hi to her in the hallways and once again you feel a pang in your chest • but you’re the ice princess, you don’t exactly have emotions • one day, youngmin lent his math notes to Donghyun so • 'hey Mina can I borrow your notes real quick?’ • he’s flipping through her note book when he comes across this • 'sweet things Y/N has done for us’ • 'how to get Y/N to confess’ • 'Y/N X Im Youngmin’ • oh god he’s so intrigued and flattered • and now he’s a blushing mess • he reads and realises that his theories are true, that you are the sweetest and craziest person in this school, contrary to your reputation • so he decides to give you a new name; the ice cream girl • sweet but cold, sometimes appearing in crazy flavours • and sticks to his lips ;) • and Im Youngmin is going to melt you (guys Donhyun literally saves Youngmin as 'Melting Youngmin’ in his phone and if that ain’t the cutest) • he starts off by doing the least but also the most • which is acknowledging you in the hallways, in class, at your locker • you always keep your head down and kind of bow slightly instead of saying anything because your entire face looks like a tomato like why • but eventually, you return his greetings with a shy wave • and it makes his entire day, his clique is like 'hyung, why are you so happy today? Are you okay?’ • 'oh i’m fine.’ he says as he spins around like a ballerina ( bc my son is graceful ) and nearly slams into a locker • 'Im Youngmin sunbaenim brushed by my locker and I was eternally blessed’ - Tina, chem lab • one day, you’re out with Daewhi and Woojin to shop for a birthday present for Daewhi’s mum • ya’ll being the cutest best friends ever. racing around the mall, making bad puns and memes out of weird items • the usual, how you are in your true form • sunbaenim + chaebol™ squad is also at the mall • youngmin spots you and daewhi being super lovey dovey and close and he feels this strange pain in his chest ??? he doesn’t even know anymore tbh • 'hyung let’s go and eeeeaaatttt’ donghyun begs and the entire clique let’s him choose where to • great, he just had to choose that place that daewhi, woojin and Y/N walked into • daewhi and woojin spot donghyun the second he walks in and starts waving frantically • 'hyUNG! HYUNG! HYUNG COME SIT WITH US!’ • youngmin tells the rest of the squad to sit first and that he and donghyun would join them soon • BNM babies reunion :“) • you’re just sitting there awkwardly to the side shoving fries in your mouth but it’s cute to see your friends interact with their close seniors • 'hey Y/N, how are you?’ Youngmin suddenly asks and you’re forced to reply • 'uh-uh i-i’ve been good, sunbaenim’ ok Y/N pull yourself together why did you say that • Youngmin just chuckles 'Sunbaenim? Aww Y/N you’re so cute but please, just call me oppa’ • you can practically hear daewhi, woojin and donghyun’s snickers • youngmin’s heart is softening the more he looks at you • he just needs to uncover your true interior • meanwhile, your heart is thudding a 150km/h you don’t even know because you’re so alarmed by Youngmin being nice to you and all • what should you do? part two has arrived

pls drop me a feedback ask + direction you want this to take :)

[barricadebops]

Oh it's been a while since I've done an ask game, thanks for the tag @pumpkinspice-prouvaire !

How many works do you have on AO3?

Four, but I'm working on like a million different things so HOPEFULLY that number will go up. One day. I promise.

What's your total AO3 word count?

202,152, holy shit you guys I can't believe I used to have that much energy. I want that kind of energy back yall.

How many fandoms have you written for and what are they?

Just one so far, Les Miserables, but I want to write a BBC Merlin fic soon one day.

What are your top five fics by kudos?

Bruh I don't have five fics on AO3 😭 But that's because I've written a few tumblr fics. Oh well, I'll just do my four fics:

Because We Know You Still Love Him aka my ExR Parent Trap AU fic. Aahhhhh it's my first fanfic yall, ngl sometimes I get embarassed when reading it, other times I have fun reading it but. You know. It's a fun fic. I enjoyed writing it. There are people who like it.

It Started in a Garden aka my ExR Ever After: A Cinderella Story AU fic. Personally, I do like my writing in this fic, I'm actually proud of it, and I know there were people who loved it too, so maybe give it a go if you haven't (please.)

Something Under the Sand aka my The Mummy (1999) ExR AU fic and honestly this fic was so self indulgent that I kind of don't care if there's anyone who doesn't like it. I like it, and there were others who liked it, so I'm happy.

And He Falls With A Smile aka my "Feuilly friendship fic which is quite wholesome but also it's canon era so oh no" fic. This one has 13 kudos and like. Okay I know not many people kudo'd this because it doesn't have romantic relationships, especially because it didn't have ExR, so the fic didn't reach many people/gain a lot of interest. BUT. I am VERY proud of this fic and my writing in it, I am SO happy with this one, AND there are people who have kudo'd this fic who I really look up to in this fandom and I thought wouldn't even GLANCE at any of my fics and that thought makes me so giddy with happiness, so, I don't really care that it has the least amount of kudos.

Do you respond to comments, why or why not?

I always respond to comments! It makes my day, basically my entire WEEK whenever someone leaves a comment, so I try and convey how grateful I am that someone has read and commented. by responding, though often it can take a bit of time. And while writing this, I am reminded that there is a comment currently sitting in my inbox that I really should get around to answering...

What's the fic you've written with the angstiest ending?

Definitely And He Falls With A Smile. I mean, it's set in canon era, and the name should he a bit self explanatory, but also the ending is still kind of hopeful, in a way?

Do you write crossovers? If so, what is the craziest one you've written?

Do AUs count as crossovers? If they do then 3/4 of my fics are crossovers lol. I would say the craziest one I wrote was Something Under the Sand, The Mummy (1999) AU one.

Have you ever received hate on a fic?

I haven't, thank God. I think I would die of shame if I did, lol.

Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

No, I haven't.

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

No. At least, I don't think so.

Have you ever had a fic translated?

No, I haven't.

Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Yall someone change the questions, this is my fifth time saying "no" LMAOOOOO. But @mykitchenisonfire151 we should really write that triumvirate mayor, superhero, and supervillain AU. We need to write exasperated Combeferre. Also, Enj needs to be the youngest in this one, that's just how it's gotta be.

What's your all time favourite ship?

Percabeth (Percy Jackson x Annabeth Chase.) Will always be the OTP closest to my heart.

What's a WIP that you want to finish but don't think you ever will?

My ExR Moulin Rouge AU :(. I really want to write it, but as soon as I open the doc my mind blanks out (actually my minds been doing that with a lot of writing recently, but shhhh.) Also I'm concerned people will actively dislike this one, and fear controls me lol.

What are your writing strengths?

I pride myself on writing emotion well, honestly. I feel like I can write realistic emotion. Also, in my humble opinion, I feel like I write romance well too, for someone who's never been in a relationship LMAOOOO.

What are your writing weaknesses?

Bruh I STILL don't know how to write action. Whenever I try to write it the scene feels so FLAT. Like I just can't achieve that adrenaline pumping through your veins feeling when writing action.

What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

I like it! English isn't the only language (or French if you're writing for Les Mis), and in a few of the modern AU fics Im writing rn, I like to drop in a few times where characters will speak in a different language to indicate they're of a different ethnicity (I also like to make characters mix up their mother tongue with English words to show the struggles of coloured people who live outside their country of heritage, cuz I sure as hell have those struggles myself.)

What was the first fandom you wrote for?

Les Miserables. Unless you count a bunch of the fics I wrote only in my head. Then it's Percy Jackson.

What's your favourite fic you've written.

Either It Started in a Garden or And He Falls With A Smile.

Man this got long. No pressure tags @mykitchenisonfire151 @cumbercookiebatchs @you-are-constance

thanks for tagging me @arofili for this writer ask meme!

how many works do you have on AO3?

73 (wtf when did that happen)

what’s your total AO3 word count?

531,796

how many fandoms have you written for and what are they?

ao3 lists 50, but some of these overlap, like me tagging something both “les mis all media types” and “les mis victor hugo”. so probably around 36?

The top fandoms are Les Mis, Fullmetal Alchemist, Bartimaeus, and The Adventure Zone

what are your top 5 fics by kudos?

Reunion –the Untamed from Lan Sizhui’s pov

Angus McDonald and the Case of the Soul Stealer –taz fic sort of modern with magic au (also my first long fic and probably the fic with the most plot, i am very proud of it)

Wanting to Be Wanted – fma fic, 5 times Greed didn’t realize he cared about people and 1 time he did

what if the real steel samurai fandom was the friends we made along the way – ace attorney characters in the steel samurai fandom from an outside pov (i only started posting this a bit over 2 months ago, so i’m kind of impressed)

Better Than Nothing – Magnus Chase, Alex Fierro has gender feelings and receives a gift (this fic is really the one where i have zero idea why it is as popular as it is)

do you respond to comments, why or why not?

yeah! I like it when authors respond to my comments, so I try to at least say “thanks!” If someone leaves a more detailed comment, it’s fun being able to respond to the things they say and talk about any sort of ‘behind the scenes’ writing things

what’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

I’m honestly not sure? I think even my angstiest fics have at least somewhat hopeful endings. There’s probably 5 or so I could choose from, but most of them were written a long time ago, I’m going to say Sing Tomorrow’s Song because even though the ending isn’t too angsty compared to the rest of the fic, it is about Grantaire being seduced by the personification of Death as a semi-metaphor for him dealing with depression, so it’s not exactly cheery

do you write crossovers? if so what is the craziest one you’ve written?

Yes! I love crossovers, though I don’t write them as much as I read them. Probably the weirdest two fandoms to crossover was Les Mis and the Beka Cooper series because me and my cowriter just sort of stuck France in the middle of the Tortall universe and didn’t question it

have you ever received hate on a fic?

A couple times, but the only one I remember was when someone didn’t like me writing Enjolras as a trans man

do you write smut? if so what kind?

Hah nope I’ll read it but as of right now I’m aroace enough that I’m barely comfortable with writing kissing

have you ever had a fic stolen?

I don’t believe so

have you ever had a fic translated?

One of my first fics was translated into Russian on ffn, Tricksters Running. (It’s sort of a weird character study on the Doctor from Doctor Who and Gabriel from Supernatural, and despite me writing it at the age of 14 it’s not terrible? younger me was better at poetic writing than current me)

have you ever co-written a fic before?

yeah, with @arofili !

what’s your all time favorite ship?

Uhhh this is hard. The ship that took up my brain for the longest time is Enjolras/Grantaire, and currently my favorite ship is Phoenix Wright/Edgeworth

what’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

Well there’s a Lucifer au of fma that i wrote like 70k words of and hyped up to all my friends but never started posting and honestly at this point I don’t think I ever will.

For things that I started posting, A Home Beyond the What Ifs about Eponine/Cosette in Japan. I do like it, and I have a couple scenes of the next chapter written out, but I also have no motivation to actually work on it

what are your writing strengths?

Honestly? No clue, but not plot. Dialogue maybe?

what are your writing weaknesses?

Probably plot. I can sometimes come up with one, but most of my fics are just a series of loosely interconnected interactions it feels like

what are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

Generally I don’t with a few exceptions.

If the pov character doesn’t understand what is being said, I’ll sometimes write that bit of dialogue out in whatever other language it is in to sort of add to the experience (since I assume most readers would not be able to understand it either, and those who do will be delighted)

If the language is Japanese and characters mostly speak English, I also have the dialogue be in Japanese sometimes since that is the language I actually know well enough to be reasonably confident in writing it. I would not write a full conversation in Japanese or anything, but if they’re switching between two languages then I’ll write it out in the languages it’s supposed to be in (for other languages I would usually just say “xxx” they said in y language, or italicize it if they switch between two languages enough).

Lastly, if the fic is about language then I might also do that because that’s sort of the whole point of the fic (which mostly overlaps with at least one of the above, but I have a fic in my drafts where 2 sentences don’t fit the above exceptions, so i figured i’d include this)

what was the first fandom you wrote for?

Technically it was a Les Mis/Beka Cooper crossover. The first fic I posted that I wrote all by myself was a Supernatural/Doctor Who crossover. Which honestly sums up my interests as a 13-14yo pretty well I feel

what’s your favorite fic you’ve written?

…this is so hard

I’m going to say Truth, In the Eye of the Beholder (40k study on sharing a body from the pov of Ling Yao) because I genuinely had so much fun working on it, and I’m extremely proud of how it turned out. Definitely one if the fics I put more effort into than normal, and wrangling character arcs into place was hard, but I think it was worth the effort

I tag @micamicster @shadowy-dumbo-octopus @aromantic-enjolras @queerfandommiscellany, if you want to!

[the44thpilot]

Ayy, what's up? (for the ask game thingy)

1. First impression: woah guess he likes MH just as much as I do. Cool. 
2. Truth is: Dude you sat through some of my craziest MH headcanons, you've been through my live blogging phase, AND you're basically my beta reader for all of my Bucky Barnes fan fiction. You basically win the medal for Longsuffering™
3. How old do you look: eh, like 24? 23? I'm terrible at guessing ages 
4. Have you ever made me laugh: I mean probably, in an existential, nihilistic way
5. Have you ever made me mad: nah bruh 
6. Best feature: Probably your patience and kindness, honestly. You is a good egg
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: nothing beyond an aesthetic pleasure I think 
8. You’re my: bestest beta reader/unpaid editor ever 
9. Name in my phone: Nathan, but you're not technically in my phone anymore since I deleted Snapchat....
10. Should you post this too? Yeah go for it homie

[wwwwyamd]

@zestyzealot bruh, I have like maybe three people total I could tag-

ALSO WE STAN JETHRO GIBS IN THIS HOUSE

But omgosh yesss I got tagged in one of these!!

Rules: answer the previous ten questions, ask 10 questions, and tag 10 people!

1) What did you want to be as a kid?

I always wanted to be a mechanical or electrical engineer, so I was the boring kid in my friend group lol

2) What is your favorite food?

Literally anything with potatoes

3) Do you like to cook? And if so what do you like to make?

I can’t cook for the life of me! I wish I could tho, I always end up eating cereal

4) What’s your favorite animal?

Oarfish. They’re so weird like look at them- they look like they are mythical!!

5) If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

Ooh, that’s a tough one- probably Italy cause it’s so beautiful (also the food)

6) Do you have a dream car? If so, what is it?

I kinda want a truck. That’s really it I don’t know much about cars...

7) What’s the longest you’ve ever slept at one time?

Who sleeps anymore? That’s so pre-apocalypse

8) What is a fond memory of a friend?

One time my friend got stuck in a tree so I went to help them down and got stuck too. There were fire ants at the bottom and we were too scared to jump.

9) What’s the craziest color you’ve ever dyed your hair?

I tried dying it red once, but it didn’t work. I kinda just gave up after that, for whatever reason dyes don’t work well with my hair

10) Would you ever consider getting a piercing, or if you already have some, where are they?

I sorta want to get one on the top of my ear but I don’t like needles... I’m a wimp I know

Alrighty, on to your questions!

1) what’s your favorite kind of music?

2) what’s your favorite (original??) conspiracy theory?

3) what’s your least favorite animal?

4) What is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten on toast?

5) If you had to, pick a fandom you could live without

6) What non cannon ship you are the saddest about?

7) What tv series, book, or movie had the worst ending and why

8) What is your favorite character?

9) What’s a weird thing you’ve seen but are not sure if it actually happened?

10) Tea or Coffee?

I don’t really have many people to tag, if you didn’t want to be tagged I’m sorry: @risaceofhearts @shweetjana

Thank you @theatreandcomicfreak for the tag!

Rules: Answer the 10 prev. questions, create 10 questions and tag 10 people

1. How you feeling today?

So far, pretty good 😊

2. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

It would probably be to control the 5 senses (sight, hearing, etc.) And no I wouldn’t use it for ‘evil’ but rather for self therapy...

3. Do you like bread?

I love it (just as much as coffee) :D

4. What’s your favorite video game (if any)?

While I’m not a gamer per say, I absolutely adore Animal Crossing: New Horizons rn 💕

5. Do you have siblings?

I do... four of them... I’m not the oldest but not the youngest...

6. Do you prefer writing or drawing?

Prefer writing since it doesn’t frustrate me as much as writing XD

7. Favorite fandom?

What kinda question is that? Jk! MARIBAT!

8. Favorite book?

I rarely read books (thank the US education for that) but I would have to say Summer of Betrayal by Hong Ying. Read it in my English 161 class and really liked Hong Ying’s approach to telling the narrative.

9. Favorite half-ghost named Danny?

Wait, there’s more than one? Danny Fenton...

10. Who’s your favorite celebrity?

The cutie pie Tom Holland <3

My ten questions:

1. Do you prefer cold weather or warm weather?

2. Favorite drink?

3. A series you would recommend?

4. Ideal self care day?

5. Would you every dye or cut your hair?

6. Do you still have a regular sleep schedule?

7. Favorite color(s)?

8. Preferred genre(s) of music?

9. Barefoot, socks or slippers?

10. Go-to film/show/series when bored?

Tagging: @eve-valution @chocolate1721 @ficsforthestars @aquariusrunes @mochegato @zestyzealot @miraculous786 @maribat-is-lifeblood and anyone else who wants to do it ^^

[torturebaseball]

all of the asks that are multiples of 8 (i was going to do multiples of 7 but i'm not evil)

ok ok ok P is me I is indie @cielitollndo

8 (#2 bc theres 2 of them). When was the last time you had a significant conversation with someone you love?P: right now with indie :DI: just now with paulie about hats

16. Favorite drinkP: orange sodaI: Filtered Water.

24. Opinion on long distance?P: it sucks bc i cant see my friends that often but idk about relationships i dont know anything lolI: distances suck bc i cant hug my friends but i cant just give an opinion on the concept of distances as a whole

32. Any guilty pleasures?P: listening to sober to death by car seat headrest on repeat for like a week tbhI: i read the cosmo snapchat story things sometimes

40. Do you like anime?P: NOI: no im catholic

48. Do you have any allergies?P: nopeI: penicillin maybe but i think i have to be tested bc its probably gone away by now

56. If you switched bodies with someone, how would you recognize yourself?P: id be the one with the cool jacket and no lifeI: ummmm.... id know i switched bodies so id recognize myself by being myself in a different body. lol.

64. What do you think your soulmate is doing right now?P: eatin a cheeseburgerI: not thinking of me

72. What is the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars?P: idk maybe die? i would do that for free tho so idkI: bruh is there anything i wouldnt do for a cool mil.... i guess the craziest would be stay up past 3 am 😕

80. If you could earn a million dollars by pretending to be dead for 3 years, would you do it?P: YOU BETCHAI: pretending to be dead??? and being paid for it??? wow incredible opportunity im in

88. What do you fear the most?P: isolationI: i fear falling

96. Have you ever broken a bone before?P: nopeI: broke my elbow in 1st grade

[make-me-feel-wanted1]

Omg so I heard the craziest/most fucked up thing today

This is gonna be a personal post and I know no one cares but like I need to vent this cause it’s sooo fucked up lol

So there is this guy at church, who I’ve known for years now, and he would ALWAYS TRY TO GET ME TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM! But me being me was like PFFFFFTTT I THINK THE FUCK NOT! He’s one of those boys who thinks they’re the shit and every girl wants to be with them and shit. So he’s literally ALWAYS flirting with other girls. He’s also very shallow. Probably the shallowest person on this planet. Also has no regard for women. He views us as “things or possessions” which is FUCKED UP! And you know the craziest part?! Girls would fuckin fall for his shit all the time! Like wtf?! How? Do you have a brain? Or are you seriously believing everything this fucktard is saying?! Unfortunately he knew that I wasn’t the “purest” of girls at church and thought that I’d just have sex with him for fun. I laughed at him and said boy bye. He then continued to call me a prude??? Which I was just like...what? Of course I have sex for fun but like I don’t want to have sex with you?! Cause your probably the grossest human being I’ve ever met....anyways fast forward like 6 months and homeboy STILL HASNT LET UP! He’s still continuously sending me dirty ass messages and asking for fuckin nudes and I’m like “Go suck a dick” and he just kept fuckin going saying I’m “playing hard to get” and that that turns him on. He likes “a challenge” fast forward again to last week and HES STILL FUCKIN SEXTING ME! (Mind you I’m not reciprocating in any way shape or form) and to top it all off, I guess to him, being left on read means to send me A DICK PIC! A FUCKIN DICK PIC! AND IT WASNT EVEN A GOOD DICK PIC! HOMEBOY ISNT EVEN THAT BIG?! LIKE WTF DO YOU HAVE TO BE PROUD OF BRUH?! I rolled my eyes so far to the back of my head I could see my brain when I opened that stupid ass Snapchat. After I left him on read AGAIN, he follows up with “do you like what you see?” *Rolls eyes dramatically again* I replied with “do you mean your wrinkling ass ball sack? Nah not really?” Hoping that he would take the hint that his shit it small but nope he responded with “you should come see it in person then��” I literally threw up in my mouth reading that. Again. Left. Him. On. Read. It finally seems that it took cause I finally had a week of peace and didn’t get a single message from him at all THANK GOD! Well today I found out why....a sister from church spilled the beans and said he and her niece are now, get this, OFFICIAL! He is now dating some girl at church.....and he’s apparently been talking to her for months.....even though he was sending me dick pics not even 6 days ago......MY MIND EXPLODED. And it gets better THEY WENT ON VACATION TOGETHER!!! WITH HIS FAMILY AND HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND!!! Who I’m 95% sure he was still having sex with up until last week 🤣 Now I’m not sure if his new girlfriend is naive to the whole situation or if she’s just plain stupid. He would LITERALLY flirt with other girls in front of her all the time at church.....AND SHE STILL DECIDED TO DATE HIM!!! I don’t know what the fuck is going on anymore but I’m just glad that I don’t have to hear from this fucktard ever again.