#this is super cute ahhhhhhhhhhhh

[tothemoonandbacklove]

what did i do to deserve this guy oh god 😭😭😭😭💗💗💗💗

[bogkeep]

look i just need to write a big venty post about petty problems it's fine

i COULD write this in a private journal but in the interest of saving my wrists im just gonna yell at my public blog aggretsuko style!!!!! like i'm. a little worried that i'm extra angry and irritated at everything since i started on T, but i also feel like i'm just currently wading through a curse of a thousand cuts and i'm just reaching maximum capacity okay. like these are all small petty things, nothing is going to ruin my life, people experience far worse things all the time everywhere i'm just so SICK of trying to do so much and ending up wasting my time and money and energy all the time constantly!!!!!!!!!!!

i already complained about how much stress having legally moved to sweden has caused me and how i can't get my travels to the evil gender clinic reimbursed and a bunch of other annoying problems, and how i had to do so many stupid annoying phone calls - phone calls are FINE but they're only available within very specific working hours and it's so fucking annoying if you're at school or work and like!!!!!!!! i need to take time off to make a private phone call!!!!!!!!! and then all the times i had to follow up on goddamn fucking gender clinic just to get ANY help with the thing they PROMISED ME, and just today i sent them ANOTHER message just to make sure that thing is GOING ANYWHERE AT ALL............. and then calling my phone provider AGAIN and being told to send them ANOTHER EMAIL!!!!!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED LAST I SENT THEM AN EMAIL (because that's what they told me to do when i called them the first time). I GOT TOLD TO CALL THEM!!!! FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WON'T YOU LET ME OUT OF THE TORMENT NEXUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm almost out of mobile data and i can't top up on it because ONLY THE OWNER OF THE SUBSCRIPTION CAN DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW WHO THE OWNER IS???? MY DEADNAME!!!!!!!! IT'S ME EXCEPT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!! FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

and do you know why i'm almost out of data!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! because the room i'm staying in has such garbage wifi connectivity i need to turn off the wifi to do anything on my phone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's like the shitty tall bed is a no-wifi zone!!!!!!!!! i can't believe this is happening. i haven't run out of mobile data in YEARS like what the FUCK is going on. what kind of data drain goblin is drinking all the internets in my phone!!!! and YES i checked the data spending stats and it makes no sense WHY IS THIS HAPPENING. im hoping that if my email to the phone provider is sad wet and pathetic enough they'll gift me some free data for being sent back and forth like a goddamn ping pong ball.

do you know who i want to give a call though. the norwegian post. if their phone queue wasn't like 23583249843298 people i would like to ask them very kindly WHY THE FUCK DID THEY BILL ME 80 FUCKING KRONER FOR SENDING A POST CARD. IT WAS 3 PITIFUL GRAMS OVER THE STAMP LIMIT. LIKE I KNOW I'M TECHNICALLY IN THE WRONG BUT IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE I FORGOT THAT NORWAY HAS A LOWER LIMIT THAN SWEDEN AND I JUST. AUGUHGHHG I WANTED TO SEND MY FRIENDS A **POST CARD** AND A CUTE STICKER!!!!!!!! but i decided on not calling them because i don't want to spend 1.5 hours waiting to speak to someone just to complain about a fine that was earned even if unfair. but then. AND THEN. the holy grail of spiteful petty frustrations.

i decided to purchase an Item. but in the attempt of not getting a thing tied to Bad Monopoly Corporation i purchased a different thing from Another Bad Monopoly Corporation. WHICH WAS MY FIRST MISTAKE. NEVER DOING THAT AGAIN!!! then the Item is sent to the post office super far away and it's such a hassle getting there and it kinda sucked but okay. normal day for me i guess! but then it turns out the Item doesn't even WORK because it's FUCKING REGION LOCKED. AND IT WASN'T GONNA DO THE THING I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DO ANYWAY. BECAUSE BAD MONOPOLY CORPORATION HAS A MONOPOLY ON THE FUNCTION I DESIRED!! HAHA!! OKAY COOL fine i get to return the item and get my money back right??? right. right!!!! so when i finally have access to a printer i print out all the custom slips and return slips and just all the things!!!! okay!!!!!! and i send it off!!!!!! okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT THEN IT GETS RETURNED TO ME!!!! BUT TO SWEDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE I WAS STUPID AND WROTE MY SWEDISH ADDRESS AS THE RETURN ADDRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THEY RETURNED IT BECAUSE THE CUSTOMS SLIP WAS WRONG?????? was it because i put it on the back of the envelope??? the post office people said it was fine :(((((( post office people stop getting me in trouble 2k24!!!!!!!!!!! i intended to call the post customer service about it because im so tired of everything being a money drain and i want to know why they did this and im just so frustrated with everything going fucking wrong but. what do i even say. i don't think i have it in me to wait in an hour long queue when i can only call during the hours i'm at my watchmaker placement :(((((( the strength has left my body and i'd like to cry instead thanks

anyway i contact customer service for Bad Monopoly Corporation like hey i sent it off but it got returned and im out of town can you pretty pretty please extend the return deadline. but because Bad Monopoly Corporation probably only gives their customer service workers negative two seconds to read emails they didn't even respond to my email they were like "follow these steps to return your item :)" three times before they actually replied to me and told me they can't extend the deadline. fucking fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i get my landlord to do it!!!!!!!!!!! VERY COOL NOT HUMILIATING AT ALL. HOPEFULLY IT GOES THROUGH THIS TIME OR IM GOING TO EXPLODE INTO A MILLION BILLION PIECES FOREVER

also i purchased a can of sparkling water at a bar the other day and it cost 60 kroner :((((((((((((( that's like 6 americadollars. i think that's evil actually

[scintillatingshortgirl19]

Ok I need to go to bed, but here are the live notes I took during the episode!

So. Shandy is a fucking child

TRENT'S RAINBOW MUG TRENT'S RAINBOW MUG

Wow it's gonna be. super weird at this point if Roy doesn't end up reckoning with his anger issues in a satisfying way. (Also idk. that scene felt off to me. I don't know if that whole monologue actually lines up all that well with Roy's specific brand of anger issues?)

It's gonna turn out Henry did the bullying, right?

YUP

This poor goddamn sheep :(

Also I may make an entire post about this bc I'm unnecessarily fixated on it but. FOR FUCK'S SAKE lamb droppings barely even have a smell. I know it's for a joke but seriously. You physically could not smell them from that distance, much less gag from it. I promise livestock animals are not nearly as gross as TV makes it seem.

Also that's a LOT of poop for one animal, meaning that lamb has likely been in there for a really long time? Presumably all alone and without food or water? (Gonna add 'animal mistreatment' to the reasons Shandy's officially on my shit list.)

Aw poor Colin :( Dumb question but the players on the pitch can hear what the announcers are saying about them, right?

You let a random person borrow one of your lambs for an unknown purpose for the promise of a celebrity date??? BAD FARMER! BAD! I would NEVER.

NATE BABE you deserve better!!!

I have mixed feelings on the restaurant woman? Idk, they could be cute together I suppose.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh MY SAPPHIC LADIESSSSSSSSSS

Hmm. I appreciate The Glance, but that really was not the "acknowledgement that Jamie was right about Zava from the start!" that I was hoping for

And in general this episode contained significantly less Jamie than I was hoping for.

Overall, probably my least favorite episode so far. Although it's hard to make a solid judgment bc I keep thinking about Keeley kissing a woman onscreen and am overcome with joy again.

[adelaide-lemonade]

Day 1

Hi! This is my first real post on Tumblr besides my little intro from yesterday. Today was decent, but it had a bad start. First of all, I spilled water on myself like 5 seconds after waking up. Then I was craving a bagel for breakfast but the bagel had mold on it!! My wifi went down in my house. It started raining. I tried to tell myself that I was lucky to wake up another day, but then my tummy started hurting. And it's hard to be grateful when your tummy hurts. (TUMMY HURTS?!? RENEE RAPP?!?)

Anyway, I knew I just needed to go to school and see my friends because friends make everything better. So I got to school and I felt better. My belly stopped hurting, and I was pretty productive. But, then, the talking started...basically there's this guy who likes me. (We'll call him Chocolate) And usually I don't judge, because I know I'm not the most normal myself, but he is VERY strange. On Valentines Day, I was putting my stuff in my locker when I felt a tap on my shoulder. So I turned around and he shoved a box of chocolate in my hands. And I was like, "Oh, thank you so much!" And he just walked away. Then, last Friday, I felt ANOTHER tap on my shoulder and I felt my impending doom. And guess who was there when I turned around? That's right. Chocolate. He had a notebook that said, "Can I get your number? Yes or No?" He couldn't even ASK. But I didn't know how to say no, so.... I gave it to him. :( :( :( A while later, I got a text from him. One of the first things he sent was a YT short that was basically like, "Did you know you can't feel your tongue when you smile? Got you! Look at how cute you are when you smile!" BARF. Now, what you have to understand is that I have NEVER heard Chocolate talk unless he's with his friends. Like, I've tried asking him questions and stuff but he only nods or shakes his head or grunts. So him sending this was beyond brave. I talked with him a little bit, and he called me cute a few more times and a bunch of things happened. In the end, he kinda sorta maybe asked me out and I said I liked him as a friend. And I felt horrible. My mom kept telling me that it was the right thing to do but I still feel really guilty.

Anyway, what I was going to say about the talking today: everyone at school knows that he likes me. And they'll joke about us "dating" even though everyone knows that never in a million years would I date him. And THEN, something happened in English class. We were performing some Shakespearean thingy, and, me being an aspiring actress ;), I was the lead role. And whooooo was playing the guy I had to marry?! MY CRUSH. ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I haven't liked THAT many people because I usually like someone for a solid year or two before I stop liking them. Anyway, this guy, (we'll call him Whale), is different than my other crushes because I actually have a chance with him. Even though he is BEYOND cute. Like, he does a bazillion different sports, so he has these amazing muscles. And he used to live up North so he has a different voice than most people where I live. And he is just SOOOOOOOOOOO cute. But, despite this, I actually have a chance with him because he's not popular. At all. He's super smart and kinda nerdy-crazy because of all those sports, right-so he's not high up in the social class of school. So I could totally ask him out. But I'm not going to because that's scary.

Moving on, I only have 2 more weeks left in school!! And it's about a month until my birthday and I CANNOT WAIT. I love summer, and the beach, and tanning, and my birthday, and swimming, and no school, and ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, I have to go! Thank you soooooo much for reading and please like or share this so that I have more motivation to keep writing! TYSM!!!!!!!!!

[wangmiao]

saw this 路透 of gao yuanyuan & zly on weibo. it's so adorable. ahhhhhhhhhhhh. director, are you filming a serious and gut wrenching modern spy drama or are you filming a romcom or 闺蜜 going shopping together more LOL...

gao yuanyuan is seriously so beautiful. i started to watch amazing night/喜人奇妙夜, and she's so adorable and emotional on there. qin hao is there too, he's cute af. i miss seeing yhw weekly on the super sketch show (which is basically the same as amazing night), but he's going to be on amazing night this week!!!!!!!!

if you want to look at photos of gao yuanyuan, qin hao, and yhw from amazing night (i'm too lazy to start a new post for that because nobody will be interested anyways lol), they are hidden under the cut:

Yhw in the preview, he's such a dork 😆

New poster for Zhang Luyi and Gao Yuanyuan's national security themed drama A Dangerous and Secretive Path

[cloversdreams]

Umm did I do this right even?

(Beasts Within fanart submitted by anon)

[jewelofdalnim]

© PeachyCatchy

[debbyghost13]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH THANK YOUUUUUU!!! Cherry doesn’t have a clue about children and I can tell. Sock and Blair screaming in excitement is super cute as well!

What are humanized Blair, Cherry, and Socks reaction to…

Baby Blue! Humanized!

BABAYY!!!!!!!!!!

HEEHEGD THIS IS SO CUTE… i feel like blair and socks reaction would be relatively normal but socks would definitely be the most responsible one . (i did the first piece a little while ago though and now i feel like he wont react like that, hed be more worried like “WHAT is a baby doing here?!” LOL)

unfortunately cherry is a bit… hmm… she doesnt hate kids but definitely doesn’t know how to act around them or take care of them . but i cant resist some funnies

[smashkick-archive]

This is silly. This is definitely one of the silliest ideas she's ever had in her life. Still, it doesn't stop Ochako from activating her quirk and launching a wrapped present as far as she can. When it vanishes from sight, all she can do is hope that it reaches her target. When it does, he'll be able to open the card safely inside the box that simply reads 'Happy birthday, Deku-kun!' along with a small doodle of the birthday boy and herself, smiling and flashing peace signs. (1 / 2)

Along with the card is a small bag of homemade chocolate, a bigger bar dyed green with ‘Plus Ultra!’ engraved in it. The other pieces are small and shaped like coins, a thumbs up etched into one and an attempt at a fist with lightning around it on another. Hopefully none of it melted during transported! ( 2 / 2 )

the day had been going pretty normal. well --- okay. it was a little bit different, especially when compared to past birthdays. there were actually people wishing him a happy birthday, friends gifting him things ... it was foreign and new, and it wasn’t that izuku was waiting for the other shoe to drop, but the day had been going too well. too normal. he was waiting for a surprise villain attack, or some kind of villain scare, or a ten page essay assigned today due tomorrow morning. something like that. 

well. the other shoe did drop. right on his head. and it wasn’t a shoe. it was a wrapped present, slamming into him full force from seemingly out of nowhere. no, izuku thought, not seemingly out of nowhere. literally out of nowhere. it had dropped right out of the sky and hit him with shocking accuracy. 

izuku knew this and had time to think about this, because he was currently on the ground, blinking and recovering from the slight daze the hit had put him in. 

after a few minutes of recovering, izuku pushed himself up in a sitting position with the help of his hands, and grasped at the box, pulling it over to him and rubbing his head as a phantom ache flared up at the sight of the attacker. where had this come from ... ? izuku was hesitant to open it -- he didn’t even know if it was meant for him -- but there was no way of figuring out what was in it or who it belonged to and where to return it in that case if he didn’t. not to mention ... izuku did feel a little righteous, a little deserving of opening the object that’d nearly given him a concussion. 

unwrapping the present, there’s a card, and a bag. izuku tilts his head at it. looking at it ... something struck him as familiar, the way the bag looked. like he’d seen it before. like he knew it. izuku frowned when he couldn’t piece it together, before shaking his head and raising the card up. 

it clicked then, when he read it. 

ochako-san, he thought, eyes widening, and his head lifted up towards the sky, staring at the endless blue space above. no wonder the present had caught him by surprise ... it had, quite literally, fallen out of the sky. aimed right for him. izuku let out a wary laugh. ochako-san did have terrifyingly good aim ... she must have been really focused on getting it to him if it had nailed him right on the noggin from literally an entire dimension away. 

still. izuku smiled down at the card, at the little doodle inside, and -- once he opened the bag -- at the handmade chocolates. some of them were unfortunately a little cracked and broken from impact (izuku winced, sending out a quiet apology towards ochako for accidentally ruining some of her hard work with his skull), but they were still in really good condition and, izuku noted as he popped one of the chocolate coins into his mouth, absolutely delicious. 

izuku sat on the ground a while longer, chewing on the chocolate and smiling up at the sky, his gaze soft. ❝ thanks, ochako - san. ❞  he murmured. he knew she wouldn’t be able to hear it, but he knew beyond a doubt that she’d know he got her present.

[river-bottom-nightmare]

Tim wearing glasses would include:

tim unnecessarily pushing his glasses higher on his nose whenever kon gets him flustered

jason constantly plucking them off his face bc he likes being a little shit and holding them above his head while tim growls at him to give them back

tim’s glasses fogging up the first time him and kon made out in one of bruce’s cars

dick constantly reminding tim to clean his glasses bc they’re all smudged and there’s no way he’ll be able to see but tim never ever listens

kon running his hands through tim’s hair bc its really soft and getting kinda long and he loves to play with it but he accidentally runs his hands too close to tim’s ears and knocks the glasses off instead

the night before tim’s birthday one year damian stole them and splattered the frames and rims with paint and put them back before tim woke up and when tim found out he loved it like seriously they used to be plain practical black but now it looks so cool

kon pouting when tim removes his glasses when things start to get a little heated because tim’s all like “remember what happened last time?” and kon’s like “but you looked hot in them”

tim giving in every once and a while and keeping his glasses on while they have sex because 1) he actually likes to be able to see what’s happening and B) he really likes seeing the wild look in kon’s eyes while he wears them

steph steals his glasses and proclaims very very loudly “oh my god tim you’re blind”

kon hiding tim’s contacts on purpose so he has to wear his glasses bc he looks cute in them

whenever tim just forgets to wear his glasses and walks around the manor seeing everything as vaguely fuzzy coloured shapes and doesn’t feel like actually putting in the effort to put them on cass always finds them and slides them on his face for him

tim cursing when his glasses get broken but it’s cool because kon just uses ttk to fix them hush its totally possible the strength of ttk knows no limits and one day he convinces kon to say “oculus repairo” before mending the broken glass and it makes tim laugh so hard he cries and kon doesn’t understand until during young justice movie night they watch harry potter and kon gives tim the biggest bitch face ever

bruce has like a thousand spares for tim’s glasses when he’s not with his friends bc goddamn that boy breaks them far too much and unfortunately no one in the family has powers to fix them

after that one birthday, every time tim breaks his glasses and gets new ones he puts them in damians room. the next morning without fail they show up on his desk all paint splattered. theres a different colour combination or design every time

tim passing out doing research or casework and his glasses riding up crookedly on his face and kon removing them gently (but not before taking a pic)

every time bart whooshes around somewhere the force of it and the gust of wind from it either mess tim’s glasses up on his face or knock them clean off and tim always gets super annoyed, but bart thinks its funny and does it as often as he can

kon massaging the little impressions of tim’s glasses on the bridge of his nose after a long day

cassie sometimes tucking flowers into tim’s glasses when she can bc it looks cool and tim always complaining that he’s not a hipster, cassie but secretly he also thinks it looks cool

kon also stealing tim’s glasses sometimes and trying them on and sometimes he looks super cute and tim just wants to boop his nose and other times he looks so fucking hot tim immediately starts taking his clothes off growling “bedroom now.”

whenever tim looses his glasses, alfred will always find them

kon staying over a night after a particularly exhausting mission and when they get to one of their bedrooms they just collapse in it and go to sleep and kon carefully removes tim’s glasses to set them on the nightstand before kissing tim goodnight and wrapping him in his arms

guys i’m such a sucker for tim wearing glasses its my new favourite thing oh my gOD ITS ADORABLE AND CUTE AND AHHHHHHHHHHHH

tag list:  @comicsandhoney @birdy-bat-writes @elles-shitposts-personified @subtleappreciation @screennamealreadyused @pricetagofficial @catxsnow @astroherogirl @yesboopityboop @dangerduckjpe

[mr-orion]

SCREAMING CRYING HAPPY SOBSSSS

They ball. Mzamaki would cry if he was in cold water, no doubt. The clothes are super cute and smart aHHHHHHHHHHHH ! I might have to steal this outfit for inspiration 😭😭😭

Also in Mzamaki's culture, a mermaid ghost is a rarity, since when mermaids die they usually decide to adventure to unreachable places. Cause like, if you could go in to the Mariana trench no consequences why wouldn't you? Or an underground volcano??? Or just like, the prettiest middle of no where. Screw guiding or haunting people, it's vacation time.

So I think he'd be stunned to see a "merperson-ghost-cryptid fellow" it makes the expression super cute.

Also keep drawing people, you'll only get better and they'll only look even better!! Legs are definitely hard but sometimes things are awkward before theyre good. I believe in you!!!

♥︎give them a follow or I'll squirt you with the water gun filled with stinky water 🔫🥺

I been trying to draw more people lately, but also legs make posing folks very awkward for me, so I threw @mr-orion’s OC Mzamaki and my own Alcatraz Escapee-turned San Francisco Bay cryptid Frank Morris into said bay to get over the whole leg problem. I also gave Mzamaki a shirt and some jewelry, mostly because I just wanted to draw more clothes, but also because the Bay is bloody freezing when it’s not the height of summer, and unless you’ve got the cold resistance of a polar bear, you want at least a little protection from the chill. Frank also has eyes now. He never lost them, I just don’t like drawing eyes really tiny. Also magic broken handcuffs and shackles. For reasons.

[lesbiangummybearmafia]

source google

[gingerlee-holds]

oh actually that Sharpie idea would be super cute :D

you will admit you are absolutely adorable and deserve all the good things or you'll get it written on your most ticklish spots >:[

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPPPPP AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[larrivex]

What are your favourite ao3 sexter fics?

anon ily so much. here u go mwah

arsenic and old friends by mielipieli - AHHHHHHHHHHHH. that time when erskine poisoned saracen to learn his discipline except saracen is actually a sensitive. CONCERNED DEXTER! this fic makes me want to kill people its so good. one of my fave dead men fics in general

way down we go by dafirenze and jackswest - i thought this was a cowboy au. its not but its still very good! unfinished as of now, and the secter doesnt get very far (and both are introduced much later) but i am a sucker for period typical internalised homophobia <3 all the characters are super interesting (but larrikin isnt there)

(everything past this is just listed by when it was uploaded to ao3)

you and me by wildeisms - POST TDOTL FLUFF!!! no angst here baby only jokes and recovery

the bet by klstarre - actually i rec all of klstarres sexter fics but this one is less angsty more humour and i like it :3

aries rising by astrodisea - i promise im nearly done with the post tdotl fics i just really like them. more recovery fluff!

lord vexington by protectoroffaeries - i am not one for hp aus but! i thought this one was really cute! maybe im biased cause i think dexters cute but. oh well

on good terms by cirrusgrey - MORE RECOV- im kidding. post night of knives, the joys of miscommunication!

lie to me - ITS NOT ANGSTY I PROMISE its very cute, pre canon sexter reminiscing :3

smoke gets in your eyes by soupmetaphors - YES YESYESYES. preslash reimagining of how saracen and dexter met. very very nice ending scene :D

out in the open by sunflower_saracen - you can never have enough post todtl healing. very sweet. im running out of descriptors

better to have three februaries than a spring like this by printedwithsoyink - reunion fics. mmmm. ive reread this one a lot, set during the first book. healing i think!

my heart will barefaced lie by carloabay - MORE WAR ERA FIC YAY i love pining

star-crossed by swordfaery - the only sow fic! this is just part of sow from saracens pov it hurts me but its still cute somehow

[totallynotpuri]

I'm interested now you might interpret them in your style ^^

Your oc is adorable :]

Went for a looser type of coloring/line art with this one, very fun!

[readbythestarlight]

c2e141 (part 1)

Okay this is so long I’m splitting it into 2 parts pre and post break so I don’t just end up with something horribly long that clogs up the dash

I’m already emotional just over the intro you guys i’M GONNA MISS THEM SO MUCH

"Skin cradle idk what to call it" how about NOT THAT MATT

[[MORE]]

Home!!

AWWWW

Clarabell!!!

I’m so glad his family is all there and safe

Awwww that’s so sweet, showing him the cards <3

"Hey Molly! Go fuck yourself!"

M: :D

Poor Essek is so lost

A night’s rest yes that would be good for ALL of you

Also it’s time to fake his death

"And will you face the consequences of your actions, or run?"

"I need a night’s sleep first, if you don’t mind."

That’s fair

I’m worried tho

Cad

Cad this isn’t allowed to be goodbye

Not yet

Not this early into the episode

Don’t do this to me

Okay, if they’re all gonna stay that’s okay that’s fine

I mean yes go see

Oh no wait

This

We can’t split up this early y’all I can’t handle it

Yes good bring them here don’t split up

So many HUGS

Oh no

Plz don’t

NO

Please choose to stay, Frumpkin!!

Stay??

No!!

NO

COME BAAAAACK

godDAMMIT

30 minutes and I’m already crying

At least Marisha is crying too I’m not alone

"I needed him when I needed him. That time has passed."

Please adopt all the stray cats

"The last couple of years" baby it’s been less than a year canon time

"YOURE a good person"

"I could be"

"You are"

"There’s just a little more to do"

"She’s not wrong. Trust me, I know a few bad people, you’re not one of them." ESSEK

I’m gonna cry AGAIN

"I think you’re a good person" THAT’S IT IM GONE

Aww Molly bringing them flowers

They have a valid point though, like is this Molly anymore?

Jester curling up next to Fjord I cry they’re so cute

"Hey Fjord? I love you"

AKDLALSKAKA YALL

ITS SO CUTE

I can’t handle them

Veth going swimming?? Willingly??

SAM

The DM will remember that and Sam’s character will be the first to die next campaign

"There’s not even any bugs? That’s not meat"

Fjord is describing my entire week rn

Clarabelle is the sweetest

I’m gonna miss Jester’s messages xD

Jester omg I can’t breathe

Yeza is gonna be so worried

"Okay… ‘honey’. I think I know who this is but I take it as good news" I LOVE HIM

Mollyyyyyy?

MOLLYYYYY??

Woman?? In a red?? Coat?

Sad angel okay yeah

Y’all need to give him some TIME you can’t just fix this super fast

Awww he remembers Yasha a little that’s good

Poor Molly

What woman??

WHAT WOMAN??

Is it his goddess?? The moonweaver?

He’s gonna change his name to King Tealeaf lol

Why don’t y’all chill and let him pick his own stuff and figure his own stuff out

He wants a parasol lol

Travis like what even is a parasol lol

So like

We’re not actually getting Molly back in the end huh

Oh boy temporary splitting up

lol Yasha with the "I can definitely message you"

Y’all can’t just bamf into places like that lol

Oh dear please don’t walk in on your parents

Dad aaaaaaaaand? Is mom there? Momma? Are you theeere?

AYYYYYYYY

NICE

MARION AND THE GENTLEMAAAAAN

THE PARENT TRAP WAS A SUCCESS

I’m so delighted

Y’all had better get married by the end

Aw

They’re so sweet I love Marion and Jester bless Laura and Matt for giving us a healthy parent/child relationship

LUC lol

Poor Yeza is probably going prematurely gray dealing with this lol

"I’m sorry I didn’t get you anything, it was—it was mostly flesh" I almost shot tea out my nose

"Dad I won’t sink to the fucking bottom"

Oh dear

That was the most accurate child thing Matt has ever done

Marion is the queen of this place she doesn’t need your cemetery Jester lol

I love the way things turned out with the Gentleman it’s so soft

Jester sweetie you literally told him NOT to say anything back

I’m emotional y’all

Fjord like Jester babe NO

FUCKING HELL

I’m going to stab this bitch myself

YOURE a tragedy

Fuck you Ikathon the answer is NO

Oh my god okay are we doing this

We’re doing this

NO

HES HERE??

HOW??

How did he know they were there???

And Veth just brought her family there too

That MOTHER FUCKER

I can’t believe I’m getting my wish for them to fuck up Trent after all

Fuck fuck fuck how many people can he transport out??

Also you can’t burn down Cad’s home!!

Oh god Essek is going to have to face him too

There’s too much going on here I’m STRESSED

Does he have dunemancy magic?? Is that what that is?

"We had issues larger than your ambitions" OOOO BURN

Suck a dick Trent

"Erase these errors, so I don’t have to look at it" FUCK YOU

What is happening holy shit

What is this????

Run Luc and Yeza run!!

Poor things :(

Poor Caliope

Poor Clays

Essek booiiii

Oh my god I looked at the stats on this spell and it’s BAD

THE COLLAR

NO

What

Wilting what what what

Counterspell

Thank god

NO

NOOO

53?!

IN ONE HIT??

AND HES SPOILING THE FOREST TOO

NO NOT AT JESTER

FUUUUUCK

Oh my god he rolled BAD thank god

I was just saying thank god he’s alone at least but NOPE

Astrid had better not wait in the shadows to see who looks like they’re going to win and then only joining the winning side

Caleb protecting his maaaaaan

FUCKING STOP

DID HE COUNTERSPELL

THAT BITCH

THAT FUCKING BITCH

NO NO NO

they’re so FUCKED

Thank fucking god

COUNTERSPELL PLEASE WORK

YESSSSS

I don’t care what Astrid’s game is I’m tired of it and she needs to die along with Trent

And so does Wulf if he’s gonna play the same game

Come onnnn Wulf do the right thing

Mood, Fjord, mood

MARISHA xD

Ooooooh nice!

“Caleb’s produce flame” her one wizard spell is a Caleb spell omg

FLUFFERNUTTERRRRRR

Nice SHOT Veth

WHAT

Come ON

Why can’t they hit him??

Come onnnn Essek do something baby

Oooooo! So what does that mean?

Does that mean when one takes damage the other does too?? That’s amazing

Caleb noooooo

Thank god

Hits??

COME ONNNNN

Ouch

Okay but the stars haven’t done as much damage as they COULD yet which is good

STOP calling him Bren

Fucking HELL come on

WORK?? WOOOORK???

DID IT

YESSSSS

YEAAHHHH CALEB

Oh thank God

Too little too late bitch

Wulf is gonna die though I can feel it

A second shield UGH

No you stay AWAY from Caleb

Come ooooon Jester!

YEAH

Nice!

“Come ooooon!” Boy you’re tethered either way

I have a feeling we have too much time left until break for the collar to work but GOD I hope it works

E: “Caleb! I’m scared!”

I shouldn’t be laughing but I am

VETH NOW

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

PLEEEEEASE

God god god

21

Godddds

NO

come onnnnnn

AH

IT WORKED

IT WORKED IT WORKED IT WORKED

ITS ON HIM

ACTIVATE IT

A C T I V A T E I T

NO NOPE NOPE NOPE

COUNTERSPELL IT FJORD

DO IT

YAAAAAS

Good Wulf smart man

Ouch oh shit Caleb no

Oh NO

Caleb!!

Wulf, Astrid, soembody DO

CADUCEUS MY MAN THANK YOU

What does Caduceus say to the god of death? NOT TODAY (respectfully)

70 HP niiiiice!

Hot DAMN Veth nice call I love it

Oh come ON

Activate it!!

I still hate Astrid but fine

AHHHHHHHHHHHH