#this is stupid i know

[evanbi-ckley]

if you can't handle me at my worst (covered in boils and spiraling about being cursed by a mummy) you don't deserve me at my best (holding a memorial service and giving a eulogy for the mummy that cursed me)

[serious-goose]

Hugh Grant is in his Bond girl era

[eliduremaybe]

"average angel and demon doomed to fail miserably at running away to the stars together" factoid actually just statistical error. Aziraphale and Crowley, who have lived on earth 6000 years & never learned to fucking communicate, are outliers adn should not have been counted.

[atomicpirateperson]

[paranormaltheatrekid]

Forget Paul and Emma, forget Duke and Miss Holloway, the best Hatchetfield ship is so obviously Grace and Guns. They will find each other in every universe ❤️

[fantarules677]

a List of Other Things to Call Uzi according to Serial Designation V

-purple thing

-LITTLE NARC

-worker out there that i kinda want to practice balloon animal shapes with

[heartfullofleeches]

Imaginary friend reader who's always left behind in the end+ clown yan who never lost that wonder and conretes their place in reality - leading old friends to reminisce on better days seeing the duo together and wanting their best friend back...yes

[blxckwidow]

dale jennings on the newsreader : he’s a bright young reporter with a point of view 🥺

[rippeanuts1950-2000]

more Grojband stuff because I like to think I’m funny even though I’m not.

Kin: Sometimes I get so focused on inventions that I forget that other people exist. On an unrelated note, Corey, Kon is now stuck on the roof of your garage.

Kon(from up above): It’s actually quite nice up here!

*****

Laney: Last week you and I saw Lenny and Carrie hanging out in park together and as soon they locked eyes, Carrie and you started barking at each other like dogs until we passed them. I still have no idea why this happened. Please explain so I can sleep at night.

Corey: It’s a dog eat dog world Lanes, you gotta do what you gotta do.

Laney: And that includes barking at each other in public?

Corey: Of course, it’s better than biting each other when we have to be around the other person.

Laney: You used to bite each other?!

Corey: Yes, but we were young at the time, and that was before the written contract.

Laney: The written contract? What is tha- Actually no, don’t answer that. I really don’t want to know.

*****

Kim: I’m currently competing with Kin over whose twin asks the most unhinged questions. I’m in the lead with Konnie recently asking me if it’s possible to throw Lenny across and amusement park and then following it up with, “Hey so Lenny is now on top of a merry go round. How should I try and get him down, by climbing the merry go round or jumping into a tree and whacking him off with a broom.” I told her to go with the latter in hopes to get more unhinged questions.

[peachsukii]

This is gonna sound like the stupidest shit imaginable lmfao but you know those sprite challenge videos? I can’t stop imagining the BakuSquad trying to do it and how they would absolutely be losing their shit about it.

Kaminari and Kirishima go first while Sero, Mina and Jiro watch, giggling at their uncontrollable burps and whatnot. Bakugo passes by them and calls them stupid, but quickly turns around and chugs an entire bottle himself when Sero calls him a wimp.

Then they all start dying laughing when he’s on the floor like “WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!” when he’s the one who did it to himself. 😂

[anaghostiez]

woah, was she there the whole time?!?!?!?!

[ninjasmudge]

Sun Wukong’s a monkey. His dominant “hand” is his left foot.

he likes all his limbs! and now people are asking him to choose a favorite!

(tails count as a limbs if theyre prehensile)

[veksed]

Imagine if we actually permashifted here and that's why we end up finding about shifting because it was always in our subconscious

[blood-and-pizza]

I am in a bit of anguish over the fact Scott seems to have changed Spring Bonnie's eye color. I loved the original green ones Adventure Spring Bonnie had. But in the movie, Spring Bonnie's original eye color was a bright blue, like Golden Freddy's one eye. It better shows the connection these two entities have.

In other words, even though I loved the green eyes so much, the blue ones are a better creative choice. Plus, this isn't the first time Scott Cawthon retconned something. He kinda throws things together, makes a retcon and prays nobody cares. I'm sorry I failed him.

I just thought the green eyes were cool...!

[uygfiug]

ive decided i need one of those bald caps

[janeway-lover]

hey i've got a question for the Catholic Good Omens fans (or former Catholics, considering, y'know, everything)

theoretically, what would happen if you told a priest you were emphasizing with the Serpent of Eden? would it be in one of those confession booths? would they try and exorcise you? would they just sigh all dramatically??