#this is so surreal lmfao

[alongtidesoflight]

absolutely wild to me when u go and take extra job training courses because they'll earn you certificates that'll bump u up into a higher pay grade and your professor shows u ted talks by an idk management coach or something and you look her up and she was super into mysticism and thought everyone is clairvoyant and her clairvoyancy manifested itself by her ability to "without fail, find the best potato chip store in all of kansas city"

[retquits]

i can’t believe i saw the aurora in my lifetime… 🥹

[tetzoro]

was officially selected as a team lead for a company wide project :’)

[novuit]

While I'm trying to retrieve the good photos from yesterday's prom, I'm showing you some photos I took on my last school day with my best friend (@thatonlineperson)

[r7inyz]

i love you roblox urban legends forever a special part of my memory

DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THE JOHN/JANE DOE ""HACKING"" RUMOUR SOMETIME IN MARCH 2017 😭😭 1x1x1x1 too.... those certainly were fun times

[tricitymonsters]

HEY the Orgaysis channel on Youtube is doing a TCM playthrough! They've got three parts up right now so if you're looking for something fun to watch + support a channel with many VN playthroughs, consider checking them out/leaving a like/commenting!

[vaaaaaiolet]

talking about begum rokeya with my mom before bed and i forget how much of the world she's seen before me

[acebytaemin]

Top 5 concerts you've been to

1. shinee (yes they performed 4 songs yes it was the best time of my life)

2. skz

3. frank iero

4. rihanna

5. beyoncé

+ honorary mention to vixx, skunk anansie & arctic monkeys

[wishing-stones]

Apparently I made my blog 5 years ago? Wild.

[twistedappletree]

ngl i think one of my ex-girlfriends might be in witness protection???

[timidusaquilae]

went to a vet with my moms cat today (by bus) and the vet visit was a little over 7 dollars. the meds were like. $5

[finex09]

Space Laces literally walked in front of me as he was leaving my job at the end of the night and I damn near fainted

[heartshapedtrap]

just hung out w friends for five hours and feltso full of whimsy I could pass out <333 I miss them so bad already but I get to see them tomorrow tooooo

[saturdays--sun]

hell yeah owo

hellooo mr. izumii! wanna share with us how you and koda first got together? i’m sure we’d all be interested in hearing about it~ :3c

"wha...? fuck no. who the hell wants to hear about tha—"

( he pauses; there's a momentary flash of recognition across his face before his expression shifts and grows noticeably more tense. )

"...a-ah. it's you. sorry."

"...i dunno. just asked one day and she said yes. i thought she was fuckin' with me or something, but she wasn't, i guess. ya ever seen her get serious? shit's fuckin' weird. and then her dumb face got real red, too, but it was kinda cu—"

( he stops abruptly and pivots around. when he speaks again, his voice is significantly louder than before. )

"a-anyway, that's all you're gettin' outta me. ya wanna know more corny shit, ask her."

[r7inyz]

downfall of the roblox myth community is something i think about a lot actually

(me missing a fandom i used to be in but it now very much dead part 100)

[alongtidesoflight]

thinking back to the time when i had an appointment with an endocrinologist to make sure i don't have pcos (because of beard growth when i wasn't on testosterone) and he asked me about my history and i told him that i gained a bunch of weight as a teen (like about 20 years ago now, that i then dropped because of an E////D) which coincided with the sudden heavy hair growth all over and that that seemed kinda shady to me since i hadn't changed my (very active) lifestyle or my diet at all at that point

and he looked me straight in the face, dropped the hair growth treatment talk and without batting an eye asked me a "have you tried intermittent fasting? do you know what that is?" when i wasn't here for that to begin with and then tried to smooth his way out of it when i got upset saying that he's just "doing his duty as a doctor" telling me about treatments

motherfucker i was there because i wanted to know if my endocrine system was healthy so i could take hrt!!!! didn't need advice on how to starve myself pt 2!!!

/////: hey if you somehow made your way here from pro ana tag crawling don't bother interacting with this i WILL report you for self harm let me recover without you sapping off my experiences like leeches