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"I'm a girl" "I'm a boy" "I'm non-binary" okay???? I'm not a loser?????????
#This is so stupid I'm sorry#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#Starkid#team starkid#starkid productions#nerdy prudes must die#Npmd
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luffy asking zoro the "would you still love me if i was a worm?" thing and zoro at first being confused af bc "what kind of question is that?" but instantly saying that yeah, he would love him in any shape or form as long as he is still his captain.
sanji and usopp overhear everything, they're next to them. and sanji thinks it's the dumbest question ever, to which zoro replies with "you only say that because you're so fucking scared of bugs that you couldn't love your boyfriend if he turned into a worm one day, shitty cook". which directly offends him, like, to the damn core, because well- at least he would try, right? to love usopp no matter what! but it's just mosshead who says it, so it doesn't mean anything.
but usopp tells him that it's fine and that he understands if he didn't love him if he was a worm and that fears are often stronger than love and, y'know, it's just a stupid question.
sanji can't have that.
so he goes all the way to show usopp that he would still love him if he was a worm by trying to befriend the bugs he has in his little terrarium in his workshop.
he ends up crying and shaking and usopp has to shower with him and hug him for hours after one of the bugs ended up on his face.
moral of the story: "that question is bullshit and it's impossible to turn somebody into a worm and i fucking hate bugs and they hate me too but i love you a lot" — sanji to usopp, probably
#this is so stupid i'm sorry#but it's kind of cute#i support sanji's fear of bugs i cannot deal with them#one piece#sanji#black leg sanji#usopp#sanuso#zolu#roronoa zoro#monkey d luffy
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what if mike and will grew up. figured out their shit and confessed their feelings in the most romantic way. they kiss and smooch. and even. make out sometimes. they grow up and they share a cute little house on the edge of town. they can hold hands on the front porch and kiss each other in the driveway. and one day. mike says, "hey i want to have a kid with you." and will's heart beats nearly out of his chest and he has that big smile on his face. you know the smile. the big one with the teary eyes. and they adopt a little son and will's heart is too full about mike being a dad. a good dad. and mike feels like he's really living each day to the fullest, he has it all now. and then their little son gets. possessed. by some evil force. yikes. what if.
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Yeah "Stuff"...
(the stuff in question):
I tried a new color palette, hope you like it.
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What's wrong with this pathetic fucking band of gays:( (and Asajj bc she's a fav of mine)
#asajj just randomly came up to him and told him she was gay#and aayla used that as an opportunity to come out to him#(bly is there intentionally he's also lesbian)#good night#daily asajj thought of the day#asajj ventress#ventress#aayla secura#quinlan vos#obi wan kenobi#quinobi#obiquin#sw#star wars#star wars legends#star wars comics#star wars republic#star wars meme#this is so stupid i'm sorry
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guys. I have a proposition. a new ship name for daniel × louis.
danloulu
#did you get it??#like delulu but danloulu lmao#this is so stupid I'm sorry#interview with the vampire#iwtv#amc iwtv#louis de pointe du lac#daniel molloy#danlou#loudaniel#danloulu
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feyd-rautha harkonnen upon seeing paul maud'dib atreides for the first time
#dune#feydpaul#paul atreides#feyd rautha#feyd x paul#duneposting#dune memes#this is so stupid i'm sorry#i had to laugh
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I still can't wrap my mind around the fact that Vaggie's supposed to be a moth
like
really
#Val took all the “moth” and left vaggie with crumbs#hazbin memes#hazbin vaggie#hazbin valentino#this is so stupid I'm sorry
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#joker out#bojan cvjetićanin#kris guštin#jan peteh#nace jordan#jure maček#this is so stupid i'm sorry
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"I farted on your dad's balls"
"My dad is dead"
"Yeah he died of ball fart"
#this is so stupid i'm sorry#fnf#friday night funkin#fnf bf#fnf boyfriend#senpai fnf#hating simulator#fnf week 6#shitpost#fnf shitpost
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spot the difference
#valtteri bottas#same picture#f1blr#f1#first thing i thought of when i saw this#this is so stupid i'm sorry#val
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my 2 year old received a toy firetruck this weekend, and now he keeps crashing it into things, letting it fall from various heights, and having it land on its side - which makes me think he's been influenced to believe that fire departments crash trucks on average 5 times a year. how do I explain this is actually statistical error? average firetruck crashes 0 times per year. 9-1-1 Georg who lives in LA and crashes 3000 trucks per day is an outlier and should not have be counted
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okay well this is just screaming to be any of them vs Caleb:
"I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship, and this gun I found."
They weren't entirely sure how it worked. Sure, a magic glow-y hug of love had brought the boys back to life. And that had been a whole thing. But Alex wasn't able to bring Willie back to life with the same. And Julie hugging him hadn't done the trick either.
So they'd been really confused when Alex kissing Willie's cheek while Julie laughingly poked him had worked.
They'd done some more experiments. Luckily Willie had enough ghost friends who were willing to risk Caleb's wrath for a chance at escaping his stamp. Basically, Julie could see and hear ghosts, but not touch them. And if she touched someone else, they could see ghosts now too.
Flynn had been very pleased to learn Willie was also eye candy.
The guys could see ghosts, but now that they were lifers again, they couldn't touch them. But if Julie touched them, they could. Even though Julie couldn't.
All their experimenting had come to a rather abrupt end when Willie had realised his former boss was currently in Julie's former crush. He'd managed to stay out of Nick-slash-Caleb's sight, telling the guys, who told Julie.
Thankfully, Julie being awkward and trying to avoid Nick didn't raise too many suspicions. She'd always been awkward around Nick, and the way he'd been pseudo-stalking her after she blew up on social media was rather pathetic.
After a bit of experimentation with possession (and a new trauma for Fuego, who did not enjoy knowing what being a teenage girl on her period was like), Julie had figured out how to basically yeet a ghost out of Nick.
The showdown happened behind a Denny's, because of course it did. They'd tried to get Nick alone after school, or at the studio, but Carrie had unwittingly put a stop to their plans. So Denny's parking lot at 1 AM it was.
Getting Caleb out of Nick wasn't that hard.
She just... forgot that they needed a step two after that plan.
"Do you have any idea what you're up against?" Caleb Covington asked, sneering down from where he was towering over an unconscious Nick. "Sure, your little trick worked, but how do you plan to defeat me?"
Julie, though, was backed by her band. Her family. Her best friend, and her little brother, whose 'ghost busting pack' had really just been a fire extinguisher. Still, it had blinded Nick-slash-Caleb long enough that Julie had been able to push the evil magician out of him.
""I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship," she said, sounding way more confident than she felt. Still, if Sunday afternoon cartoons and a magic hug that brought her band back to life taught her anything, it was that love made a lot of things possible.
"And this gun I found," Willie casually said, grabbing hold of Julie's hand with his left, before aiming and firing with his right.
A lot happened after that. Screaming. Caleb exploding into a million pieces of purple glitter. More screaming. Willie cackling 'I can't believe that worked'. Sirens in the distance. A lot of running.
Somehow, they ended up back in the studio, a passed out, glitter covered Nick dumped into the shower by Luke (Reggie cheerfully hosing him off), Flynn and Alex pacing in equal pace but opposite directions, and Julie all but hyperventilating on the couch.
"Where did you even find that gun?" Carlos asked. He was remarkably calm about the whole thing. In fact, the only thing he seemed to be upset about is that his go-pro hadn't been turned on.
Willie shrugged. "Around."
"Did you know that would work?"
"I took an educated guess."
"How'd you get so good at firing a gun?"
"The arcade."
Silence, except for the sounds of a spluttering Nick waking up in the bathroom.
"What do we do now?" Julie asked, a little lost.
"Dance party," Willie said with a resolute nod.
"Dance party?"
"Dance party!" Willie said, dodging Alex and Flynn and grabbing a random CD to put in the player.
So, they danced.
#julie and the phantoms#crack fic#fanfic#I wrote a thing#this is so stupid I'm sorry#Willie got the gun from hitman ray's stash obviously#but he's not about to tell Julie and Carlos that
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When your user runs on coffee and two hours of sleep. Also known as: Joker did a stupid thing 2 electric bogaloo
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this came to me in the shower
(AUDIO ON)
#my posts#over the garden wall#greg over the garden wall#greg otgw#gregory otgw#gregory over the garden wall#otgw#this is so stupid i'm sorry
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veneziano has a tramp stamp that says lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate
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