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the biggest snake i know just made evan peters her instagram profile picture it’s so over for me
and it’s this fucking picture i’m in real tears 💔
#the heart attack i got opening insta#im crying screaming throwing up#this is so not funny#girlblogging#evan peters
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when i catch you asagiri WHEN I CATCH YOU
#i feel like i might vomit#is it just me or did anyone else think of akutagawa's infamous you fool hurry up and go smile when they saw this cause#[RATTLES THE BARS OF MY CAGE]#FUCK YOU ASAGIRI.#this is so not funny#my dear friend ...#i just shoved a whole fist in my mouth#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bsd spoilers#fukuzawa yukichi#fukuchi ouchi#fukufuku#selma posts
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Just watched the Season 2 finale.
Nobody talk to me.
#bad batch#the bad batch#star wars#tech#tbb tech#oh my baby please#please be alive#this is so not funny#the bad batch spoilers#the bad batch season 2
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why do men have to follow 63819297374829 girls on insta but not follow his future Gf back.
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noah czerny's biggest fear was being forgotten. then he slid quietly from time
#what if i end myself tonight#this is so not funny#'he slid quietly from time' TO YOU i know him personally#love crying over noah czerny at 2pm on a tuesday afternoon#noah czerny#trc#richard campbell gansey iii#richard gansey#trc noah
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bro what i impulsively start a random anime and the intro starts playing and it's a song by yorushika that i was listening to like half an hour ago
#i did not know. that shayou was an anime op#this is so not funny#and the leaf falleth down the tree#no but yrsk went off w shayou i kinda wish haru had the same vibes#OH WAIT THE PHRASE IS POPPED OFF
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hvl’s thighs ???? i need her to crush my head when them 😭 like i would dropped to my knees in a heartbeat for that girl
GYATTTT
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have no idea why but the chapter i'm writing right now is just not doing it for me 😭 it's the most important part of the series yet i feel like it's not perfectly done even though i've been planning out the flow of this chapter for months... i think i'm going through writer's block right now
#h shenanigans#this is so not funny#i was planning on posting it today#but i couldn't because it's not even finished yet 😭#there's like a couple of parts i haven't covered yet
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First time ao3 goes down while I'm awake and I'm spiraling😆‼️‼️
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obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world
#she's so derpy and gloopy#i really really want to visit this zoo next time i'm in thailand now#moo deng#hippo#animals#baby animals#zoo#hippopotamus#funny#nature#naturecore#thailand#she's so#animal crossing#coded#long post#sorry#cute
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Knowledge Revenge.
#dungeon meshi#chilchuk tims#senshi#Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!
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maybe i shouldn’t respond to wrong number texts any more
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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Twitter still producing bangers on occasion
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