#this is so not funny

[dangeroustaintedflawed]

the biggest snake i know just made evan peters her instagram profile picture it’s so over for me

and it’s this fucking picture i’m in real tears 💔

[lexieriusseriously]

I wonder when I will be moving on from willy wonka (like I do with any characters I was hyperfixating on before him) because it has been years already... it's not a hyperfixation anymore, it's a marriage, it's a commitment

[naetles]

when i catch you asagiri WHEN I CATCH YOU

[substantial-exposure]

Just watched the Season 2 finale.

Nobody talk to me.

[riaspeaks]

hvl’s thighs ???? i need her to crush my head when them 😭 like i would dropped to my knees in a heartbeat for that girl

GYATTTT

[arlecchno]

have no idea why but the chapter i'm writing right now is just not doing it for me 😭 it's the most important part of the series yet i feel like it's not perfectly done even though i've been planning out the flow of this chapter for months... i think i'm going through writer's block right now

[amalgamationofnothing]

First time ao3 goes down while I'm awake and I'm spiraling😆‼️‼️

[calocera]

my pet mold spore

[climbingthefloors]

obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world

[sadclowncentral]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[atompalace-official]

….well, she’s got the spirit!

[knifefightscene]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[stemmmm]

bad youtube clickbait thumbnail that reads "I think I just had a therapy session with a DEMON???"

[noctude]

maybe i shouldn’t respond to wrong number texts any more

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again