#this is so nice ahhhhh

[salmon-elle]

Battle of the cat dads

The cat distribution system is working wonders

(-now please kiss and make up)

[the-original-skipps]

pleaseee he’s so adorable!!

[splinterclan]

Oh my gossshh this is so soft and sweet ;;__;; I love Cedar holding onto his mom's tail and the bittersweet atmosphere? You can feel the weight of all that's changed but the backbone of the family they still are stays strong. I really love this, thank you so much! I want them to feel like this forever

Thinking about this family again. I started this when things were looking bad for Myrtle — I’m glad she seems to be doing better in the most recent update.

Characters are Myrtleflower, Cedarheart (Cedarkit here), and Pansybloom (or Pansykit) from @splinterclan!

[ritsmaos]

doodles of these peculiar things based off that one episode :3

[starlingfawn]

all my reasons gone

revenge for canyonswept on artfight

[ character drawn ] < not my oc

[ my artfight profile ]

[spongebob-connoisseur]

I DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN‼💞💞💞💞💞

My two bestest boys in the whole world are getting along!💖

[picnokinesis]

HI!!! sorry if this is out of the blue but I just read "disarmed" and OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! I am going insane over it and I needed you to know!!!! I am really into blood and gore especially when it comes to thoschei (I would read about them destroying each other over and over again in any way really, especially in fucked up ways where they almost kill each other and kinda enjoy it), but somehow it's really difficult to find a good fic that is ACTUALLY that descriptive and visceral, and it's especially harder to find one that has no smut (I don't really like smut so it was amazing to find a fic that fits all my criteria). I was hooked from the first chapter and oh my god I don't usually read ffs and when I do I usually skip the ones with more than two chapters but I literally got recommended this one on here after I asked for specific recs and after reading the first chapter I was like oh my god this is insane and went through it all at once I even had dinner eating with my phone in my hand reading with eyes wide open 😭😭 aaaaaa. Also I am a sucker for spydoc with religious undertones and I always yap about wanting more fics that explore that so those lines here and there where the doctor is described as a god in the master's eyes were a really nice surprise (I am obsessed with them). And the doctor-laika parallels !!!!!!! insane !!!!!!!! And on top of this I LOVE temporal loops so what more could I want?????? this was a beautiful read and I'm gonna think about it for a while ....thank you for this...wow

Oh my days HI HELLO this is SO lovely AHH thank you so so much!!!!

Okay first off - real talk, I feel your pain EXACTLY. I'm a firm believer in people writing whatever they want, however I am sex-repulsed, and so genuinely just can't read smut. Thus, with any fandom I'm in, there's always a ton of fics that just are not for me. But on the other hand, I love whump, blood and gore - especially the sort you can get with spydoc, where the violence is intimacy and the intimacy is violence. But, as you said, it's really hard to find content in any context that explores darker adult themes, but also doesn't go into sexual territories too. I think the most obvious example of this is like, horror movies? So many horror movies have sex in them rip

BUT YEAH SO LIKE...if you're looking for that sort of fic, you have absolutely come to the right person oh my days, like that's PRECISELY my brand lmao. I am so honoured and utterly delighted that 1) someone recced by fics to you 2) you enjoyed disarmed this much like ahh!! Also, the fact that you read it whilst eating dinner is sending me, you're a brave soul hahaha, but ahhhhh <3 <3 <3 BUT YEAH it's about them being entangled in each other and hating it, about them trying to cut these threads tying them together and only ending up knotting themselves up tighter. The religious undertones thing gets me so much as well though, because it's like - the Master thinks that the timeless child stuff makes the Doctor like a god, even though it doesn't, it just makes her a child that was exploited, but HE sees her that way and it's really fun to play with that. I definitely used the line 'irreverent reverence' in a fic somewhere once, regarding how the Master looks at the Doctor, and that's the exact vibe. I think Disarmed in particular is my most rancid fic, mostly because I gave myself permission to go ham with it. It was a story that had been sitting in the back of my brain for years, and so actually making it happen was such a cool process - even though, at times, I lowkey hated it haha. Disarmed is like a feral cat that scratches your arm raw when you try and hold it hahah

Okay but if you want more fics, I can dig some up for you. I guess it depends on what you want? Unfortunately, the best example of "extremely visceral gore but no sex" spydoc that I can think of is not on ao3 anymore, and I made the mistake of not downloading it, but it's by river_of_words on ao3 and if it ever shows up again, I believe it's called 'the unusual hungers of theta and koschei' - and it is extremely rancid but also gorgeously written, and horrifying. That is easily the goriest one. There was also another one that weirdpug wrote for whumptober one year but that's also gone. However! I can rec you a few more that range from gory to heavy whump to general whump:

Fics by other people:

the art of dying by lupescx (where the Master keeps getting killed and the Doctor keeps reviving him)

my greatest escape is my biggest mistake by BlueLillyBlue (ft bloody swordfight between the Doctor and the Master)

what's life like bleeding on the floor? (currently on anon but this one only posted yesterday and it's FABULOUS)

Blood In The Waters by Val_Creative (the Master finds the Doctor dead in a rather horrific way)

As a rule: you should read everything by SleepyMaddy and empty_of_dust just in general because they both write fantastic spydoc. They don't really write gore as such, but they do write these two trying to destroy each other quite often, and definitely write blood and whump on occasion haha. To narrow down their whumpiest fics, off the top of my head you should check out:

i'm all yours (but you're all mine) - (ft the Doctor psychically torturing the Master)

swimming through mercury - (ft the Master having a pretty gnarly arm injury whilst fighting off the Cyberium)

these eyes are made of winter - (this is more psychic whump? It's excellent - divisioned!Doctor vs the Master)

it makes me who i am (i burned it all but i'm doing fine) - (again, psychic injury, but there is blood!)

and without you (is how i disappear) - (the Doctor threatens to cut up her and the Master's shared timeline)

And then, this one is more of a character study for the Master, but it's fantastic - the gardener by riptheh - and involves the Master doing a lot of murder, however it's not that explicit in terms of blood and stuff.

Fics by me:

Outside of Disarmed, by two goriest fics are definitely:

and i find you all unwoven - (aka the heart surgery one)

i'm the paper cut that kills you - (aka another timeloop one!)

There's also scalpel (the Doctor rescues the Master from black market surgeons, and is grumpy about it the whole time) which isn't gory as such but it does match the rancid vibes of Disarmed.

don't go (you're half of me now) - (ft the Doctor and the Master dying together because they mutually murdered each other)

your ex-lover remains dead (i'll kill who you hate) - not gory, but the Master and the Doctor do psychic surgery on each other whilst holding off their regenerations? I don't think this one ended up being that visceral at all, compared to Disarmed, but I do describe the psychic surgery like brain surgery, if that's of interest.

Translation Notes - not gory, but it does focus, again, on a psychic injury which I use a lot of visceral imagery to describe. Fundamentally though this one is about linguistics haha

And then there's also my zombie au but if you're not one for multi-chapters as a rule, and if you're not into AUs then this probably isn't the one for you, but I thought it'd mention it anyway! It's got a lot of violence and blood but actually this one is really more about trauma and virology than anything else lmao (but it is also 100% about the relationship between the Doctor and the Master, so...)

I can't think of anything else off the top of my head but hope this keeps you busy for a while! :D But thank you so much for this ask, this was SO lovely!! And definitely let me know if you find any other non-sexual bloodthirsty spydoc fics, or have any gore/whump related thoughts with regards to these two!!

[zeibei]

ALSO I FORGOT TO SHARE

Ice Man in Mexico photos!!! 🇲🇽

[yournormalidiot]

I swear to christ I'm going to throw hands with whatever cunts run irish weather AHHHH

Cause the week before we got ester holidays it was hot and sunny (like 21, 22⁰c, people we went swimming) the 2 2 WEEKS of Easter holidays it was cold, cloudy and raining. And the week were back to school guess what....we GET A FUCKING HEATWAVE!!!!

[lily-puffette]

I woke up so sad and pissed off. I’m one of those people who just has a lot of sleep “issues” like sleep paralysis, lucid dreaming, and hallucinations. My imagination is freaking wild, and my dreams are just crazy vivid sometimes.

I had dreamt a whole ass musical scene, 3 different songs, amazingly choreographed dance production with a bunch of girls. And it’s just gone now… it was beautiful! ffffffff

I woke up like… WAIT!! Can I just watch that again?? Lololol

[v4mpyinred]

would it be a stretch to say Akihiko & Yukari are lowkey BPD-coded? cuz this realization is driving me insane

[wobble-bobble]

Being chronically ill a GOOD doctors appointment is like

Trainer: "you're gonna get a new pokemon for sure!"

Me: "oh boy which one"

Trainer: "well all I know is it's a water type. Because this is a water zone. Do this battle (assorted tests and appointments) and in 4 weeks to 6 months we'll know if it's a rare or regular."

Me: "what the f u c k"

Trainer: "try not to think about how the rare might change the entire trajectory of your life while we wait :)"

Me: "bro I just wanted a pickachu"

[azorious-saber-cat]

Metroid Prime 2: Echoes (2004)

Torvus Bog

Soundtrack by Kenji Yamamoto

[skitskatdacat63]

AAAAAHHH TYSM FOR THE TAG @schumigrace I really wanted to do this tag game!!!!!!!! Here are 10 of my favorite movies in gif form

Lawrence of Arabia(1962) | The Talented Mr. Ripley(1999)

Casino Royale(2006) | 1917(2019)

Dune Part Two(2024) | Star Wars: A New Hope(1977)

Interstellar(2014) | Captain America: The Winter Soldier(2014)

Saving Private Ryan(1998) | Ford v. Ferrari(2019)

Making this I realized I am literally my dad, I am my father. I think half of these are his favorites too 😭😭 I am not immune to having the same tastes as a middle aged man....

I tag(no pressure!! Idk who's done it lol) @rubyreadd @weidli @brawngp2009 @paul-newmans-sauce @pitconfirm @lil-shiro @wewentcarracing else who'd like to do it :)

[vanpalmerdefender]

yall i am so fucking WHIPPED

[aurieeeeeenyx]

ride or die by jeff satur and nice/wreck does anyone else see the vision (pls listen to this song)