#this is so funny what

[cryptidclaw]

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THAT THE IMPOSTER HAD A POPPY SEED ADDICTION????

[sofflepoffle]

Checked the gaming channel because I was hoping for a little video to use as a study break but divorce is a whole thing I’m going to have to save for later

[sharpstake]

HOW MUCH MONEY DID THIS BOOK MAKE TO GET A NEW COVER LMFAO

[acewithobsessions]

@grapeagata what???????

[jamminvroomvroom]

HAS PIERRE GROWN A PORNSTACHE???

[shiftywing]

I posted 3,435 times in 2022

678 posts created (20%)

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I tagged 1,201 of my posts in 2022

#wof - 496 posts

#wings of fire - 495 posts

#blaze - 220 posts

#blaze wof - 102 posts

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#princess blaze - 101 posts

#winter - 76 posts

#blister - 69 posts

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Longest Tag: 139 characters

#also like. i don't like darkstalker at all but am i supposed to enjoy reading him scared & begging for his life?? would anyone enjoy that?

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Coral in the Graphic Novel: If you can't protect my egg i might have to kill you tsunami :(( Coral in the Book: If you can't protect my egg I will fucking kill you. You absolute idiot what the fuck do you think you're doing

324 notes - Posted July 24, 2022

#4

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599 notes - Posted November 25, 2022

#3

actually i think animus magic should be unpredictable, oftentimes wielding results that weren't intended. something that dragons don't really have a grasp on how it works, and that's why they're so cautious about using it. the skywing palace floats and the land around is warped, so it's not just the palace but random chunks of land as well that's suspended in air. pyrite will sometimes remember a random detail only icewings would know. winter has scars from getting burned. chameleon's true form doesn't really look right, he's a rainwing but there're just hints of other tribes, from him being different dragons for so long. darkstalker has four eyes or something from using magic too much idk.

600 notes - Posted June 13, 2022

#2

just some gals

618 notes - Posted May 26, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

couldn't think of a caption but here

705 notes - Posted June 18, 2022

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[sleepire]

This needs to be spread cuz I GIGGLED

Part 17 masterpost

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[shesmore-shoebill]

"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.

He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D

[dannybobany]

THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT?????

source

[coffinwoodx]

ok so for those of you who don’t know, there’s this twitter account of a japanese local hero mascot named dentman who went viral recently due to this tweet

but yeah he saw the tweet. and his response went viral as well (which is how i found his account)

and he just has like. hourly posts reminding you to brush your teeth

oh and his rival? his name is mr. mutans. whenever dentman posts he makes a post of his own, ofc

but THAT’S NOT ALL. literally while making this post i found a THIRD ACCOUNT that’s all about taking your meds

safe to say i’m losing my mind

anyway the point of all this was that people are ALREADY beginning to draw them ship art 😭

and the reactions are everything

I CANT ADD ANY MORE IMAGES BUT TRUST ME THIS IS SO FUNNY

toxic one-sided dentman yaoi wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card but it DEFINITELY IS NOW!

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[magnetothemagnificent]

Randomly remembered how as a kid my mom would always fast forward through the beginning of 'Finding Nemo' because she thought Coral's death was too violent, so for years I never knew why Nemo was raised by a single father and assumed Nemo's parents had gotten fish divorced and Marlin had won custody of Nemo. My dad's biological parents divorced when my dad was young, so I always knew what divorce was and I knew my Grandma had gotten primary custody of my dad, so I just assumed that's what happened with Nemo. It wasn't until years later when I watched Finding Nemo with my grandparents without my mom and they didn't know to fast forward through the beginning that I finally knew what happened to Coral and I was *devastated*.

[foccaccia]

the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. "oh is this a syphilis metaphor" passerby would ask. "is this for a tick tock". no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

bumblebees first day out of sublevel 50

[shepscapades]

I wish you coulda seen the look on my face when I glanced at Bdubs’ comment section for his wild life ep2