#this is so fucking funny oh my god

[narwhalsarefalling]

[crazylittlejester]

Wars and Artemis in all their aroace-ness:

I JUST HURT MYSELF LAUGHING

i dont hc HW Zelda to be aroace but this is absolutely just how their dynamic is to me anyways. She’s a lesbian, he’s her good close friend who’s somewhere on the ace spectrum he doesn’t know he’s figuring shit out, he would absolutely help her move the couch upstairs 😭

this is incredible

[leonardalphachurch]

(sorry, but that was excellent, and I had to re-purpose this old illustration of Tucker like, getting shocked-back-to-life by the Fragments, so now it shows him understanding the secrets of the universe)

RUBY. OH MY GOD.

[bouquetofalliums]

US BISEXUALS WILL ALWAYS WIN .

[anachronistic-falsehood]

charlie and quackity in a hole together and charlie being absolutely unhinged this is what i live for

[psychspark]

BG3 WIKI IS THAT THE WORD FOR WHAT SHE IS? IS SHE HIS FAMILIAR? IS THAT WHAT WE'RE CALLING IT NOW?

[skyf0ckz]

HELP-

[captain-legarde]

HELP?

[communalmenace]

I found my tweenage CD Holder and matching pink walkman

There was a burned CD with my name on it and a O_o face and the playlist was as follows:

Crazy by Gnarls Barkley

The Hamster Dance

Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne

Move Along by the All American Rejects

U + Ur Hand by P!nk

The Black Parade by My Chemical Romance

Cuppycake by DJ Cammy

Everytime We Touch by Cascada

White Wedding by Billy Idol

Fallen Leaves by Billy Talent

Sugar, Sugar by the Archies

Lose Yourself by Eminem

Cupid's Chokehold by Gym Class Heroes

Ridin' by Chamillionaire

Can't Touch This by MC Hammer

Sk8r Boi by Avril Lavigne

Here in Your Arms by Hellogoodbye

Barbie Girl by Aqua

Happy Saturday Mutuals et al.

[stiffyck]

I AM SO SORRY ABOUT MY ASK I CLICKED ON YOU INSTEAD OF OP AUGH

[nekoisadumbname]

going absolutely insane rn cuz i just got a call from the alarm company from work saying someone got locked in the store?????

what??? how????? it's a half hour AFTER we close how did you only just now start calling people?? are they still in there??? if so, why didn't they just leave thru a fire exit???? the store manager was supposed to be the closer tonight how did he miss somebody???????? i am going to be insufferable at him tomorrow i can't fucking wait >:3{

[watery-melon-baller]

HELLO??????

porn bots? on my crackfic? it's more likely then u think

edit: so this is apparently a problem ao3 has been dealing with recently so if yall get these just report them as spam! thanks hg-anna

[gl4ssfan]

fuck you

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[nevershootamockingbird]

[ Begin ID: A photograph of two beaded bracelets from Claire's. The bracelets have white, gray, black, and pale purple beads, as well as letter beads that spell out "Tortured" / End ID ]

i know this is themed after the taylor swift but there is something so deeply funny about getting a cutesy wootsy beaded bracelet at claires that says "tortured". who else is being tortured in this claires⁉️ if you're being tortured in claires make some noise ‼️💯

[anachronistic-falsehood]

TIDE IS HERE!! he's arresting them <3

[cozylittleartblog]

@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you

edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally