#this is so fucking funny help

[sprunki-hcs]

The first time pinki left to go to work after they got together

🎶.

[harumscarumcos]

the way I yelled

[thefoolsprocession]

[photochoco]

Astarion had some problems earlier

[palidinus]

shiro: i have titties

vanitas: ... i don't think that's the same thing but ok

shiro: no you don't understand i have titties

vanitas: no... no you don't

[angeltism]

thought abt the hypothetical sideblog for my weird ass posts and rbs. heart. and then died imagining an nsfw ed.itblr lyt. like if i edited nut.aku for it or something and put a quote of hers in the desc/pinned post. HELP

[andi-o-geyser]

and all of a sudden this demonic dnd horror series rapidly switched gears to go all in on becoming warlocks and clerics of the actual christian bible

[danthropologie]

https://www.tumblr.com/mael-talks-too-much/745420664909987840?source=share

This is the perfect explanation of the Dirlie experience :(

scroll back bestie, i already reblogged it!! (link)

[melanodis]

why do you have such baby hands.

i can't hold xbox controllers

[momo-de-avis]

i cooka da pizza

[vi-visected]

i fucking love out of context amazon reviews

[moved-please-leave-me-alone]

my dad sometimes tells this story of, when he was living in LA, he was in a records store and Rivers was there shuffling through vinyl like right ahead of them. Both of them looked up at each other (Rivers is short and my dad is 5’10) and Rivers had the MOST panicked look on his face and quietly ran out of the record store desperately hoping that my dad wasn’t a fan bothering him.

HEMFNEJFNEJRJEH HELPT WHFBEJFNEKFN????? HONESTLY MOOD I WOULD DO THE EXACT SAME THING HONESTLY

[xeniiye]

HAPPY MISHAPOCOLYPSE DAY!!!

[saucetail-hasanewblog]

new reaction image

[aslightaddity]

God bless tumblr ads bc nowhere else could I see a horse wearing crab socks (implying it has human feet) and talking about its condo and partner Jessica. Plinko him and his socks

[eemamminy-art]

I love that they added these new bits of dialog about how much he likes eggs—

I'M SORRY????