#this is so dumb i apologies

[secret-sageent]

Kevin: to YOU he's a DILF (dad i'd love to fuck). to ME he's a DIGF (dad I get to fuck)

[bluejey]

nice

[deviousdevilx]

House MD Season 3 Episode 11

House apologizing! kinda!

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[egophiliac]

I love the idea of teenage Malleus hating his new baby brother Silver but slowly falling for him

words cannot express how much I adore that Mal's reaction to seeing a human baby for the first time was "the fuck is this. why does it look like that. gross." (then he immediately got stuck on babysitting duty and the rest is history)

I am SUCH a sucker for that trope of "non-humans being fascinated by normal human behavior", so between that and all the delicious angst going on I was eating VERY well. >:) Malleus being so impressed that two-year-old Silver can walk, because it took him twenty years to stand on two legs! Lilia barging in on the Zigvolts at 2 AM being like "he won't stop crying what do I do"! Lilia trying to feed Silver rats and Malleus being like "...please just stick with what the books say to feed it"! it is all so. chef's kiss.

[a-star-is-here]

Jayvik is an example of fate v free will

They were both meant to die but these (gay) mfers refuse to let go of one another and death always finds them eventually. Viktor is repeatedly killed and revived against his will and each outcome is worse than the last.

Jayce was meant to die as a child in that snowstorm but was saved by viktor, who could’ve chosen not to save him to break the loop, but ultimately did. Jayce goes on to almost being killed by the missile but only survived because of mel’s ARCANE MAGIC. He is hexcorized later on and infected by the anomaly which many have pointed out meant the man was dying already anyways, or would transform into smth like viktor.

Death keeps running after the two, but is it because that fate wants them to die or is it a result of their own choices of not being able to let go of each other, ultimately resulting in their ambiguous fate?

[cecoeur]

I saw this and could only think of him, obviously.

[watchyourbuck]

911 characters as Tumblr posts | 3/20

[cowardlylittlebranchman]

me anytime i get slagged

[ruporas]

high school au (ID in alt)

[leenoe]

[luifaro]

playing that in stars and time game everyone's been talking about and idk why but i just don't trust loop like i can't shake the feeling that they have ulterior motives. i think it's just paranoia from flowey though this is like the second time some weird creature was able to remember everything despite time loop shenanigans and the first one i know of was definitely evil.

UPDATE: taking all the smiles i'm getting in the replies as a sign they ARE evil. thanks for the help gang!

[buggitino]

more headcanons about sebastian solace from the hit game pressure roblox

back on my bullshit and i promise i only talk about The Situation a little bit

☆ his third arm is more sensitive than the other two (i'm thinking that either the USHD doctors fucked something up during the operation OR it grew in wrong, nerve endings closer to the epidermis and whatnot, something like that)

☆ just hates being touched in general, he’d rather initiate that contact (need an update where he gently —> not very gently shakes expendables off (depending on whether and how much they’ve annoyed/flashbanged him) when they climb him) ☆☆ part of this is due to trauma, he cant trust anyone to touch him without hurting him ☆☆ the other part is that he’s got that fucking dawg in him (i’ll get to this in a second)

☆ unlike what his new voice lines are starting to suggest about his character (i’m not gonna talk about zerum again because i think everyone knows what's happening at this point and ive already thrown in my two cents) he does NOT hate the expendables. literally his first line upon meeting him in his shop has him calling himself your friend (as strained of a connection as it may be, he could very easily not offer items, not share documentation/info, and just take the expendables data and hoard anything he picks up to make it harder for them to get to the crystal) (like yes, it's a mutually beneficial relationship but if sebastian didn't care about or sympathize with the expendables to some extent, it wouldn't be). i really do think he just has a short fuse (i'm not going to bring up trauma again, however-) and says things he doesn't mean (e.g. “they deserved it. and frankly so do the rest of you.” (im coping with the mischaracterization of these new lines leave me alone)) as a means of protecting himself and pushing the expendables further away (both physically and emotionally)

☆ he’ll act like a brat once they’re done, but he lets younger expendables sleep in his shop (he cares about them but would never in a million years let them know that) ☆☆ if a younger one comes in with a bunch of adult expendables, he’ll treat them all the same but will secretly slip the younger one some extra batteries, gauze, something unnoticeable (he feels especially responsible for the younger male expendables cause they remind him of his little brother)

☆ sometimes he thinks he can hear his family's voices on the radio, just under all the static, calling out for him like a search party would. he used to cry over this but he almost got caught once by an expendable coming into the shop so he does his best to tune it out. it’s hard. guilt pulls at his stomach every time he hears a clip of his family, begging for him to come home, to respond, something, anything, and he ignores it.

☆ autism (cause i said so) - i'm including this one for the sole reason that he does the dinosaur thing with his third arm and generally keeps his hands clasped together in the secret dinosaur position (he just like me fr) ☆☆ hates bright lights (the only light he uses/allows in his shop is the one he emits) (its a very soft/warm hue as opposed to the bright fluorescents throughout the rest of the facility) (not to bring up the flash beacon, obviously nobody likes getting flashbanged and he's got angler eyes but sTILL)

☆ he used to hate eating fish (pre-op) and now he’s pissed cause it’s all he has available and the DNA changes made it so fish is the yummiest tastiest thing in the world (i like imagining him actively fighting the urge to eat whatever fish he’s cooked in one bite cause he refuses to acknowledge that he's changed on a level that isn't physical/appearance-based)

☆ calls grown adults “kiddo” (even the ones that are older than him) ☆☆ he gets a certain kind of joy from seeing the 40/50/60 year old expendables try to figure out just how old he is after they get called “kiddo”. it’s extra fun for him when they’ve clearly already heard the rumors and/or gotten a glimpse of his file

☆ the ring is just an accessory, a bracelet on the floor or in a locker he found and liked. assumed nobody was gonna claim it and kept it (shoutout to @/lotus.eaterr on tik tok for this one!!!!)

[reboren]

[yaralulu]

People who bring up shit a character did in book 1 to try and villainize them now are genuinely my least favorite kind of people ever.Especially when the character they’re talking about has so obviously changed since then and what they did is so insignificant and irrelevant now.“Lucien sent feyre to the suriel to die!! He was so mean to her!! Nesta let feyre hunt!! She was so awful to her!!!”

That happened a million years ago I DO NOT CARE!!!!

[vind3miat0r]

ik that everyone was like "oh what if fool!Milo doesnt have Aggro :(" and i bring you this: fool!Sweetheart is the one who has Aggro

[mentallyunstablethembo]

Doodles for the Sick!SY au (also a MQF doodle because I'm trying to figure out how to draw the characters)

Wanted to give SY glasses, but I didn't feel like drawing them tbh