#this is so casual

[willemdafinky]

What a very subdued reaction to hearing the daughter that you thought was dead was actually alive a few days ago only to end up dying

[bigassbowlingballhead]

Some fan met Taylor at trader joe. If next time I don't see him there I'm gonna be fucking pissed.

Jk

Honestly if I lived in the area that would become my primary grocery shopping location jsjs

But shit, I couldn’t handle meeting him looking like this

He looks like he just finished working out, he probably smelled intoxicating

[emilnikos]

I need non autistic people to realise meltdowns are a real debilitating thing that has a serious effect on your mental and physical health NOWWWWW!!! The way its been trivialized and lessened pisses me the fuck off. It's not a tantrum and it doesn't come from "being too weak-willed" it's painful and it's embarrassing AND MOST OF ALL IT'S INVOLUNTARY!! Don't claim to be an ally to autistic or disabled people and then make fun of people who have meltdowns. Literally get the hell out of my sight

[detentiontrack]

When Mabel comes out to Stan, she’s really scared that he’s going to reject her and have an issue with it, so she’s emotional and asks him if he still loves and supports her and he’s just like “??? Kid I’ve been telling you all summer I’m one of the LBTGs” and then it’s her turn to be like “wait what??” because she thinks he had never mentioned a sexuality before, and it turns out Stan had been constantly telling the kids that he’s “ambidextrous” because he thought it meant the same thing as bisexual.

[rainbowstickersandunicorn]

pet names

[officialspec]

can i say something. for years i thought the joke of the song short skirt/long jacket by cake was that he wanted a woman who was hung like a horse. like i thought when he says jacket it was a last-second fakeout because he very obviously meant to say cock. and the rest of the things in the song were just her personality and interests. which were secondary to her awesome penis

[foolsocracy]

put dick on a team and trust he will make sure they can perform as an acrobat troop

[pangur-and-grim]

Grim has decided the kitten is annoying, so I try to help the situation by slipping her treats whenever he's around.

unfortunately, the kitten also wants the treats.....

[mischievous-thunder]

Bonus:

They're flirting and also starting a fight

[batbabydamian]

*you opening the love letter* what does your damijon look like, pls pls pls pls pls pls pls, i know it would be so cute, i just know it 🙏🙏🙏

here you go! thank you for the ask, this was a lot of fun to do! they're working on a case together ^^

[chloesimaginationthings]

Jeremy Fitzgerald bravery in FNAF 2 worries Michael..

[setaflow]

Gay pride happens in June and gay wrath happens whenever hbomberguy drops a 3+ hour video essay about a specific topic

[hinamie]

new official illust of them with puppies healed something in me

[e-turn]

again a link to translation under the cut

Публикую последнюю часть великолепной серии фанфиков "желание умереть"!!! ААААА!!! (+ маленький бонус)

[calciumyum]

Martyn is regretting his failed proposal coverup on Real Life bonus:

[plagalkey]

late night takeout (street racing au)