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anakinthinker · 3 months ago

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cancelling the acolyte is a felony. whoever is responsible for the cancellation WILL pay.

#the acolyte #qimir #osha aniseya #manny jacinto #amandla stenberg #star wars #oshamir #why #this is so criminal

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oh-katsuki · 2 years ago

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gojoOOUGH

#they literally whored him out #this is so CRIMINAL #they- they- they WHORED HIM #how is this-#how does he-n #when-#he's so fine #they made himdwqf #this should be illegal this is-#he's too much #I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE

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hinamie · 2 months ago

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post-graduation trip airport looks

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #fushiguro megumi #nobara kugisaki #itafushikugi #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #jujutsu kaisen fanart #these took ages but fr once i am choosing to forgive myself given th fact tht i was coming out of A State when i drew them #im normal now dw drawing the first years wearing merch of my comfort content fixed me #when in doubt play dress up. life hack #i am holding fast 2 my hc tht megumi is a fiend @ indie platformers and is a household name on the celeste speedrun leaderboards #argue with a wall this is my jujutsu kaisen #megumi designated Drink Runner also #alr in line at a cafe texts their gc 'what do you guys want' n gets mad @ nobara fr making him go to a Second shop 2 get her bubble tea #anyway theres not much 2 say abt these just bc i needed sth Light n Easy 2 get me out of my head #no lore to fashion pieces which is both a blessing and a curse but it Is what i needed #nobara serving looks fr a flight i love u so much. it's probably 8 in the morning n she is in a fully coordinated fit #its so criminal tht we don't have more alt hairstyle official art fr her???? iirc it's Just the lost in paradise mv with her in buns no????#robbed. i am fixing it immediately.#wonder where the 3 of them wld go on a trip

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everwalldigan · 1 month ago

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I love it when people draw Robin!Dick as a little creepy unsettling child like yes he embodies the blue eyed stare and moves in ways humans were never meant to move in and he never really grew out of it. Like the bright colours, the flips and the quips are so deceiving he’s so unsettling in the way no other Robin could quite replicate. I just know every criminal breathed a sigh of relief when he finally outgrew the tights.

#like GIVE ME BABY DICK WITH WIDE BLUE EYES AND A WIDE SHARP SMILE #I think he got genuine glee out of beating up criminals #yes Batman is scary hiding in the shadows where you never know if he’s there but like. Robin dick is so much scarier #the kid in bright colours cackling while shattering your collarbone with a flip kick #criminals begging Batman to send them to jail JUST KEEP HIM AWAY #batman #dc comics #bruce wayne #batfam #dcu #batfamily #dc robin #dick grayson #nightwing

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smokestarrules · 1 year ago

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gotta say I am a huge sucker for how Adventure Time will sometimes just cut to Princess Bubblegum doing something extremely morally dubious like cutting off a tiny person’s limbs with scissors and then sticking those arms and legs onto another tiny person’s limb stumps but then she'll turn around and go like "Good morning, Finn! Are you ready for a sploinking day?" and whatever atrocities she had just been committing will Never be brought up again.

#whenever I watched parts of this show when I was younger marceline was my fav character but now that im actually going through the whole #thing for the first time it is So easily bubblegum #she is a war criminal she is a lesbian she is Never Going to Die #WHAT a character #the fucken worst. everyone hates her at some point in time and its deserved. she has no idea what good and bad are and I Love her #adventure time #princess bubblegum #bonnibel bubblegum #smokey speaks #500 #1k #10k #20k

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briefkittenearthquake · 4 months ago

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I like my men smart

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 years ago

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why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:

decades of life experience

boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness

access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence

"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

#their sidekick/Watson/pet hacker is a 15 year old grandkid who hangs out with gram gram on the weekends #her only power is that she has above average search engine skills and flexible knees #which is completely sufficient to round out the group's skill set #they involve her in heist style operations #on the rare occasion she gets caught housebreaking she explains her grandma locked herself out of the condo and asked for help getting in #then this sweet slightly addled old lady shows up and explains she got the address mixed up #it's so confusing when you're old & all the houses look alike and oh she's so sorry to have caused so much trouble #and meanwhile the teenager is rolling her eyes bc she's aware gram gram was a career criminal & con artist for 50 years #anyway gimme a 80-year-old con artist turned amateur sleuth who loves getting older because people are less suspicious of little old ladies #this all takes place in florida naturally

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magewritesstories · 6 months ago

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just gonna leave this here

#spencer reid #criminal minds #spencer reid x reader #criminal minds x reader #bau team #matthew gray gubler #spencer reid fanfiction #spencer reid fluff #dr spencer reid #HANDS #hands #im just a girl #pls #have mercy #he looks so good #this man #who allowed this

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chloesimaginationthings · 5 months ago

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Vanessa TOTALLY got those Tapes for the FNAF lore..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf vanessa #tape girl #glitchtrap #fnaf help wanted #fnaf fanart #TAPE GIRL MENTIONED 🔥🔥#THIS IS AN UNSERIOUS COMIC BTW..#just a lil gaff a goof even #people always ask why Vanessa kept playing the vr game and putting the tapes together #easy answer… she just liked tape girls voice #checkmate theorists/j #NAH fr I actually like that Vanessa’s curiosity truly outweighed fear of any kind #makes sense being a beta tester she of course want to investigate #this comic was kinda an excuse to draw tape girl out #I haven’t seen a ton of fanart of her like ever #so think the girl deserves some love 🩵#she’s similar to phone guy/dude so she deserves more hype me thinks #the fact there’s no can’t of her with a tape recorder as her heard is criminal #she deserved it maybe I’ll do it myself as a bit we’ll see #I love Vanessa being a failgirl 🧡🤍🩷

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sad-littletalker · 4 months ago

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If Bruce is covering as Nightwing right now, who's acting as Batman in Gotham?

Tim: ok so any takers for the cowl?

*everyone looks at Jason as he is the second oldest*

Jason: oh no way. Absolutely not. Tim?

Tim: after evil gun Batman? ha. Nope. Plus DC doesn't pay much attention to me to make a good story about that.

Damian: may I-

Everyone: no.

Stephanie: OH I COULD BE PURPLE BATMAN!

Cassandra: I want to be Batman if Steph is my Robin

*everyone considers it*

Tim: that... isn't a bad idea actually. I like it.

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shadowhaert · 7 months ago

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MY KINK IS KARMA LIVE BRIDGE

#chappell roan #chappellroanedit #userreed #pirncessleia #userrobin #userhannao #tuserbelovas #**#i cannot in my right mind tag more people than this im so sorry #this should be CRIMINAL

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wispscribbles · 7 months ago

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you know the art you made of Soap "accidentally" giving Ghost a kiss before going on a mission? (before they started dating) what do you think happened when Soap came back from the mission? :3c

follow up to this post

They start dating of course! <3

#ask #anon ask #u were so right to ask for a follow up to this one #ghostsoap #soapghost #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #soap x ghost #ghoap #doodle #cod fanart #my art #soap has been mortified the whole mission #like blowing stuff up and doing his job while internally having a constant monologue of ‘why did I do that??? will everything change now??’#just gay panic while war crimin’#meanwhile ghost has just been waiting to kiss soap back 😌#this comic is the 6323489th time i've smooshed them together and made them start dating. its still fun!

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pastanest · 2 months ago

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thinking abt being Spencer Reid’s controversially young gf (post-prison dilf era) and while he’s working a case he calls and is like,

“Dearest ray of sunshine, the heart of my life and reason for existing- Our unsub is gen-z and I urgently require your assistance. Please, what is rizz?”

#he’d be so earnest abt it too #and imagine you tell him and he’s all ‘thank you so much my ethereal goddess the light of my life angel’#and then he hangs up and turns to the rest of the team and is like #☝🏻🤓 actually rizz is-#spencer reid #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid imagine #x reader #criminal minds #criminal minds x reader #criminal minds imagine #gen z

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venusbyline · 6 days ago

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GUYS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! I NEED TO RIDE THIS MAN IMMEDIATELY

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matthewsgreybubbles · 8 months ago

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Sometimes "babygirl" is a 44-year-old man, and you have to accept that.

#spencer reid #criminal minds #mgg #matthew gray gubler #HE IS SO BABYGIRL

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fliesforeyes · 9 months ago

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spencer that has the weakest pullout game and can’t help but cum inside reader cos she feels so good

it was the first time you and spencer reid had fucked without a condom. he didn't expect it to feel so different, so good, with you wrapped around him, nothing there to seperate the two of you.

he was deep inside you, hips pushing up against the backs of your thighs as he thrusts inside of you, the sound of skin hitting skin and your sopping pussy filled the room. but of course, that was drowned out by spencers moans, his whine, his curses, his whispers. his small,

"oh my god, you feel so good"

"youre so perfect like this"

"making me feel so good sweetheart"

"fuck, i love you so much,"

his voice cracked between words. you heard him so perfectly, with his head buried in your shoulder. your skin was wet with his spit, a result from the wet, sloppy kisses he'd place in the curve of your neck on a particularly good thrust, or after his quiet praises.

your fingers buried in his hair, the other holding onto the smooth of his back. one of spencers hands held him up, his other palm rested on your waist. his voice raised in pitch, moans breaking with desperate pleas.

"baby, please, please can i cum? can i cum inside you? oh my- fuck please let me cum in you please," he rambled almost senselessly, drunk on the feeling of you.

an excited, erratic nod of your head and your whispered, "yes, please yes spencer, please cum in me," were enough to set him over the edge.

spencer came hard, legs shaking as his hips stalled pressing against your own, breathing labored and heavy. he was sure to kiss 'thank yous' into your soft skin. it felt so dirty, but so good, it would be such a shame if this happened again.

and again, and again, and again.

#fluff #mgg #mgg x reader #smut #spencer reid #spencer reid x reader #criminal minds #gender neutral reader #mgg smut #spencer reid smut #spencer reid x reader smut #spencer reid fluff #spencer reid x gn reader #i need him so bad #spencer reid x reader fluff #mgg x reader smut #mgg x gn reader #criminal minds smut #binx rants ☆

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