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proud to say that I have never once in my life figured out the whodunit in any crime story I've read or watched. I just let the facts and clues wash over me, absorbing absolutely none of it. I am the audience they think of when they throw in red herrings, in case you've ever wondered "who would fall for this obvious false lead". it's me. I am the idiot viewer/reader. not once has an obviously framed clue revealed anything to me. my head is completely empty when I consume these stories.
#rover rambles#I joke a lot about how stupid hastings is#but in truth I am about as good as solving these cases as he is#possibly even worse somehow#and it's not for lack of wanting to solve them#in fact I have attempted it many times#I simply am stupid
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I still find it funny that one of the questions of The Last Stand exam was translating "Pedo Mellon a Minno" to "Speak friend and enter", something virtually impossible to do without outside knowledge of Lord of the Rings. Brennan was like, "I am entirely confident one of my nerd ass friends (Siobhan) will have this locked and loaded." And he was right.
#dimension 20#d20#fantasy high#Adaine abernant#siobhan thompson#brennan lee mulligan#like let's be so real#adaine didn't solve that#Siobhan did#brennan was making them do the problems as themselves above game#they couldn't just roll int#(and in fact adaine speaks elvish so it wouldn't be a roll in game she would simply open the envelope and read it lol)
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I hope they also have a plan B.
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
#deltarune#undertale#utdr#crossover#crossover comic#twin runes#twin runes au#twin runes comic#my art#kris dreemurr#frisk#chara#susie deltarune#ralsei#yeah kris missed out on all the character development on chara's end#but luckily susie and ralsei are incredibly chill with the ghost child#that should be proof enough for kris that they are not as bad as they think they are#even if kris is probably feeling too awkward to apologize#and so is chara#though they are more of an “actions speak louder than words” kinda person#but yeah this is going into the whole “soulless” aspect of both chara and flowey#soul or not flowey has shown that he DOES in fact care about chara in the genocide route despite claiming to be soulless#the whole darkner aspect simply amplifies these feelings
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I know we all love the "Eldritch God of madness who doesn't know his lefts and rights" jokes about John, but I only just realized that episode 34 shows that it's actually Arthur who doesn't know

The Butcher tells Arthur to go right, then has to correct him, which means it's been Arthur this whole time going the wrong way
#simply strengthens my Dyslexic Arthur head cannon#which I will say I made on my first listen of episode one#i was so right#i love all the little details harlan put into Arthur's character#like the fact he always mixes up left and right#and his claustrophobia#i dunno#it makes him feel more real#arthur lester#the butcher#malevolent#malevolent podcast#john malevolent#john doe
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Julia Serano backs up with a substantial argument something I have long contended: transvestigators are what you get when people's strict perceptual dichotomy of gender is disrupted, and instead of finding themselves released from the need to foreground gender in their understanding of the world, they flail, desperately struggle to find something to cling to, and collapse into paranoia. They have learned to see the rabbit and the duck, but, in refusing to understand that both are an illusion, they go around insisting all ducks are secretly rabbits and vice-versa.
#it's sort of like a horror protagonist being driven mad by an eldritch horror#except the horror is simply the fact that perception of gender is highly contingent
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Hy wolfy I know this is random but like I need an honest answer, will I go to hell for being gay? Because I come from a very religious family and they keep hating on gay people(I'm very deep in the closet help😭) oh and love your art BTW! Long time fan.
Listen to me very closely, you cannot be punished for something you were innately born with. A perfect God would not do that
#wolfy tedtalks#wolfy religious tedtalks#theres heavy discussion about like. the translations and the doctrine surroinding it but#fact of the matter is#the christian god is supposed to be good and just#and a good and just god will not punish his creation for simply being
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referring to the cleanup arc
#i know it's a bit text heavy but i simply can't shrink the original idea any more without distorting it in some way#i wanna make clear that i'm not against listening to your desires#it's just that ritsu at the moment saw them as evil#thus they are resembled that way on the artwork#i believe he could have avoided all of that if he#in fact#didn't put his feelings in a cage in the first place#because his feelings only went berserk because of him treating them as non-existent and being very negligent#idk i feel like everyone understands that very well and im just rambling about obvious things but#im always worried that i can't make the point of the artwork clear enough#but in the end who cares. i love things that i understand and i also love things that i don't understand#and it's ok#mp100#mob psycho 100#artists on tumblr#digital art#artwork#my art#fanart#ritsu kageyama#mp100 ritsu
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Communion









#tma#magnus archives#the magnus archives#tma Jon#tma Elias#jon sims#elias bouchard#jonelias#cw: dubcon#nuancon Jon wouldn’t be here if he didn’t want to#dawg I’m going to hell for this one but I’m gonna post why I needed to do this#I needed them staring in each others eyes intensely#needed to see an ‘eyeball duel’ between the two of them#needed Elias to get flustered as hell and pretend he was not in fact flustered#needed Jon to pass the fuck out in Elias’ lap#and him completely defenseless and at bossmans mercy#needed to draw Elias extremely smug 80 times#and I know my Elias is not dripped out but I feel like I must channel his super dull and boring managerial disguise#suggestive#even though it’s not cause it’s just communion with the boys🥴#couldn’t be bothered with the bg oh well#last panel on the second to last page is sex to me#I act up so much when I look at his hand placement there#insert they’re freaks and a danger to society and no one can guess wtf is going on between em#put my whole artussy into this#also listened to end of s2 of malevolent while shading and cried my goddamn eyes out#rotating them in my mind#never done these kinds of difficult angles before I am quite proud#was gonna put paintings up on Elias’ walls but I just simply cannot
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To the people saying "Jason wouldn't have jumped into tartarus for Piper, like Percy did for Annabeth" as a way to demean him. Jason, plunged into the sky from the grand canyon to catch Piper in the first few pages of the lost hero without even knowing who she was, and without the knowledge that he could fly. so he basically jumped to his death attempting to catch her. In the first few pages of his journey, he didn't mind dying to save Piper, and ironically, that's also what he did in the last few pages of his journey. Y'all just be making the most out of pocket claims abt jason fr
#If you think you're complimenting Percy by saying “Jason wouldn't have done that” no you are not. I love Percy too but cmon now#You are simply deluding yourself by trying to antagonize Jason in your head because of pettiness#He is canonically a sweetheart through and through so go cry abt it with your made up fanon version of him#But don't you dare claim it as canon#Get over the fact that both Percy and jason are good people and loyal lovers#Stop comparing them for fucks sake it's not 2012 anymore#pjo#percy jackson#pjo fandom#pjo series#pjo hoo toa#pjo hoo#jason grace#annabeth chase#piper mclean#leo valdez#frank zhang#hazel levesque
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Women want me | Fish fear me
Based off of:

CLOSE UPS UNDER THE CUT!
#foxx art time#geminitay#geminitay fanart#hermitcraft#hermitcraft fanart#hermitblr#mcyt#yes the hat in the art says women love me#because women love gem this is simply fact
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Jaing Yanli's bad luck with sauce continues.
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jiang cheng#jiang yanli#wei wuxian#mdzs au#mdzs modern au#I'm devastated to report I can't find it anymore but - this is dedicated to somone's tag-comment on comic 219.#Namely that they thought JYL's choice of condiment was *not* worth it and that BBQ sauce was the clear superior.#And by god. Can you imagine. If she went out with BBQ sauce on her tiddies? What a legend.#I mean that more so for PD-MDZS JYL than the more canonical version.#That said...I have to believe in a world in which she would say this. Most likely as a mother.#The mess one will find themselves tit up in when an infant is around knows no limits.#I think WWX would love to hear her wild stories. JC would be horrified at any mention of breasts.#And at the heart of it - I think JYL loves to make her brother's emote B*) She loves to make one laugh and the other squirm.#Who knows how the story with the BBQ sauce goes. It is simply unknowable.#(Yes I am still trying to cope with the fact she's gone for good in the story. No I'm not done grieving).
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with these hands i can draw whatever i want
#mcu#marvel cinematic universe#xmen#xmen movies#xmen first class#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#professor x#magneto#snap sketches#and with these hands im drawing happy cherik !!!!!!!!! for now. for doomed yaoi is in fact doomed#i coudlnt think of any excuse to draw erik smiling so i simply redrew the satellite scene !!!!! kinda !!! in theory !!!!!#only now complete with 20% more charles fawning but details right its p much the same thing#i wiiish i wasnt drawing this at midnight so i could work on it more but whatever i'll cope and seethe in the morning#ok im so sleepy rn im going to bed. good night everyone please enjoy
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"it's showtime!"
#art#mcyt#hgcz#hotguy comics zine#hgcz roleswapverse#hgczrsv#grian#goodtimeswithscar#i'd apologize to everyone for the fact that my blog has been nothing but hgcz/roleswap#but i'm not sorry and i'm not going to stop anytime soon#i cannot help that i am simply obsessed with them#there are so many shading/lighting inconsistencies but also this was supposed to be a doodle so i'm choosing to ignore them#also shoutout to grian's tiny hat#most important detail tbh
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@heropartnerweek 2025 day 3 - recovery
dialga revived neptune using the last minutes before he disappears. because of this, he's sustaining the injuries from the fight when he reunites with marmalade.
#FUCK IT IM POSTING IT EARLY. I WAS EXCITED TO WORK ON THIS ONE#this is using my personal headcanon of how hero is revived by piecing together moments in time since dialga controls time#this is partly inspired by the time rewinding spell in witch hat atelier (iykyk). the fact its never really explained makes it#fun to think of theories. and its a little poetic i think? using someones last moments from your memory to bring them back#i also want to draw this but moments after neptune and marmalade reunite he passes out in her arms from exhaustion#he has no awareness of that blip in time when he was gone. since he simply wasnt existent for that span of time#marmalade refuses to leave his side and sleeps next to him. when shes sent out of the room to eat or do chores another guild member#always volunteers to keep an eye on him and let her know when he wakes up <- hes unconscious for like a week#when he does wake up its when shes buying supplies at the market and runs all the way back and its very sweet#my art#myart#my ocs#oc#pokemon mystery dungeon#pmd#pmd team#team satellite#heropartnerweek#heropartnerweek2025
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dan and phil finally have the phookbook, which means it's time for everyone else to own it too. in the google drive folder there are four files - an epub and pdf for reading digitally, as well as a separate pdf optimised for print and the cover spread, in case anyone wants to print their own book.
this is the full phookbook as dan and phil received it, with the exception of the introduction as, while i thought it was rather well written, i did have a bit of a breakdown halfway through. and no one needs to read all that.
thank you so so much again to everyone who participated in this project, whether your recipe made it in or not. if i had more time believe me i would have made this twice the size in order to include everyone, but it is what it is. and once again a special shoutout to @leegallyeevil for the frankly insane cover art, you rock
absolutely terrified to publish this but... without further ado...
edit: there are a couple of errors in the epub version because of fonts that didn't embed correctly, but the pdf should be fine
#dan and phil#phan#phookbook#shitting myself.#i want to make a bunch of disclaimers already but i won't. training myself to simply respond to any criticism after the fact#rather than point out the things i know will come up beforehand lmao
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you're the only one for me, baby
1.7k, steddie, one of them getting so drunk that they don't recognise the other and telling them back off i've already got a boyfriend, it's all sweetness <3 likely a modern!au and actually just goobers in love
Eddie doesn't really drink. He's not against partying but he's much more attuned to smoking a little weed to take the edge off, sometimes a spliff if he wants to mix a little business and pleasure.
Eddie doesn't really drink—so when he does, it goes about as well as expected.
From zero to a hundred.
Steve had lost track of him after directing his stumbling feet towards the bathroom to take a leak. But apparently, as he's now found out, this bathroom has two doors.
What the fuck kind of bathroom has two doors, like some weird thoroughfare?
Regardless, it took all of five minutes with no noises coming from the inside before Steve had loudly announced he was coming in, no matter what, getting quite worried for his boyfriend.
He trusted Eddie to not be too sloshed to handle a piss, even if he was on the wilder side tonight, but still leaned up against the door to chase off anyone else looking to knock—because Eddie hilariously gets pee-shy.
The door had opened easily, apparently unlocked, and Steve had stepped into the empty bathroom. The other door across the room, the one he hadn't noticed until now, was wide open to the party.
So, now he's on the hunt for Eddie.
Which is a task that feels a little bit like herding cats because drunk Eddie isn't something Steve has a lot of experience with. But what he does know, is this: it's the opposite of high Eddie.
Stoned, Eddie likes to find the comfiest place he can (usually Steve's lap, or so he proclaims) and sink into it, like melting wax. Then, given he has access to adequate snacks, he doesn't move for quite some time.
Drunken Eddie cannot even fathom the concept of sitting still.
Either way, looking where there's food is a good as a place to start as any.
Steve ambles out the strange two-doored bathroom and flips his head back and forth, trying to remember the direction of the kitchen. He hasn't been here before—one of Eddie's band connections—and Steve's still had a couple beers himself.
He shakes his head and takes a left, relieved when it leads to the stairs. Okay, he sort of knows where he's going now. They had only come upstairs to find the quieter bathroom for Eddie.
As Steve reaches the bottom of the stairs, a faint stir of irritation flashes through him. Eddie just left him behind? That wasn't that nice, even if he was incredibly drunk.
He can hear the din of people chattering just above the music and he follows it, leading him into the half-full kitchen, people dotted around. There's a few pizza boxes scattered around and Steve eyes each of them specifically, looking for the tell-tale wipe of Eddie's greasy fingers. No dice.
Steve wrinkles his nose, spinning around and double checking before he moves on.
If not by the food, then... where?
Steve takes a few steps forward into the living room, his heart beginning to sink and shrivel all at once. There was a miserable feeling attached to looking for his partners at a party, a wallowing and awful memory tied to the feeling.
Steve pushes a hand across his chest roughly, as if trying to shove the feeling away.
Eddie wasn't... her. Eddie wouldn't do that.
But the moment he's thought it, it's stuck in his head. Steve's feet begin to speed up, checking a little more carelessly as he starts to stick his head in different rooms, his hazel eyes jumping around. Not Eddie, not Eddie, not Eddie—so many people and none of them are Eddie.
Until—there. Steve spots a very familiar looking behind as it leans over the back of the couch, the owner of said-behind talking to someone sitting on the couch.
He blinks, just to be sure, but the details come into better focus. There's chains on his belt loops and when he shakes his head, Steve can see the curls he loves to bury his hands into.
Eddie.
Steve's relief pulls him forward, his feet almost stumbling, his mouth pulling into a relieved smile. He puts a hand out, fingers spread, across the leather-clad back.
"Eds," Steve says, relief colouring his voice.
Eddie swings up abruptly, pushing himself off the couch. When he turns, a bit of liquid sloshes out of the beer bottle he's holding.
"Heyyy," The words come out a bit slurred and when he finally stands straight, he doesn't look right at Steve. "Handsssss off the merchandise, buddy."
Steve chuckles, reaching out and plucking the bottle from his boyfriend's grasp. Eddie gawps, an adorable little hiccup interrupting his shocked expression.
"Hey," He says loudly, reaching forward for it fruitlessly as Steve pulls it out reach. "That's mine." Eddie whines.
"You've had more than enough, I think." Steve says. He steals just one gulp of it before he turns at puts it on a nearby table. When he turns back, Eddie is frowning at him, brows pulled together tightly and bottom lip jutting out.
"Listen—" Eddie leans forward, jabbing a finger into Steve's chest. "I dunnowhoyouthinkyouare," The words come out in a one big jumble and Steve frowns.
What? Something sour claws into Steve's chest at the frosty greeting.
"Eddie," Steve says, his hazel eyes wide and worried as his gaze darts between Eddie's squinted face and swaying form.
Steve reaches out to put a hand on his waist, aiming to steady him, but Eddie sees it coming and widens his eyes comically. He swerves back to avoid it, his boots tilting dangerously on the wooden floors. If he was still holding his beer, Steve bets half of it would be on the floor by now.
"Wo-oah," Eddie exaggerates, waving a hand out and batting Steve's outstretched arm away. The rottenness in Steve's chest blooms, rancid and freezing. He sucks in a sharp breath.
"Ed—"
"I—" Eddie says, holding up his hand and waggling one finger at Steve, like he's a naughty schoolboy. His words still have that drunken slur to them.
"—already have a boyfriend, thank you very much. He's much too pretty to be throwing it away for the likes of you, you weasel of a man..." His ludicrous and nonsensical insult trails off under his breath as Eddie's attention is drawn away by a shout across the room.
As he watches Eddie drape himself back over the couch, the sourness between Steve's ribs shifts, transforming into something infinitely sweeter. He lets out a dazed laugh, a wild smile spreading on his face before he can smother it beneath his hand.
I'm dating a lunatic, Steve thinks happily.
He reaches out and steals Eddie's beer once more, taking another large swig before giving it another go.
This time, he sidles up beside Eddie who's engaged back in conversation with one of the guys on the couch, and just waits. It only takes a minute before the dude on the couch seems to realise who Steve's waiting for and he nudges Eddie, gesturing behind him.
Eddie, still bent over the back of the couch, twists only his head to look. This time, the recognition is immediate.
He springs up, pushing the couch forward an inch in his excitement and leaps forward, his hands clawing into Steve's shoulder with a fierce delight.
"Steeeeve," Eddie croons, crowding in close. His hands start moving, fingers searching like curious spiders, fingertips dancing along the sensitive skin of Steve's neck til he's squirming back, laughter betraying him.
"Stop it." He laughs. Steve arrests Eddie's wrists in his hand and Eddie cackles, using the pause to surge forward, kissing him square on the mouth.
Eddie tastes like the beer he's been drinking and Steve barely gets a moment to enjoy it before Eddie's pulling back, leaning forward so they're forehead to forehead.
"I was looking for you." Eddie says, his doe eyes wide. His pupils grow larger the longer he stares at Steve.
Steve grins. "Uh huh. Looking for me between the couch cushions, were you?"
Eddie rears back, his head flipping as he stares back at the couch and then back at Steve. "Nuh uh. I came out the bathroom and you were goooone."
That explains it. Eddie must have left out the other door — and then thought Steve had left him behind and gone hunting for him. Something else settles in Steve's chest, relieved.
"And—" Eddie hiccups. "—and some guy tried to- to freakin' flirt with me. Can you believeee?"
Steve's grin widens by a mile. "Is that so? What you'd tell him?"
"No, of course!" Eddie says, head pulled back as if he's appalled Steve would think otherwise. He shakes his hands out of Steve's grip and drops them, fumbling for a moment to get his fingers into Steve's belt loops.
When he does, he yanks Steve forward a tad too forcefully, their bodies colliding in a way that's more sore than sexy. Eddie continues on as if he doesn't notice. "Even if he was particularly tasty," He murmurs, his lips tracing the column of Steve's throat.
"I let him know, baby." Eddie all but purrs.
And perhaps if the competition Eddie was beating off was literally anyone other than himself, Steve would be right there with him.
Instead, he can't contain his snort of laughter. Eddie was perfect; he was a possessive and drunken dog, barking up the wrong damn tree. Steve loves him.
"You're laughing," Eddie states plainly, even as his doe eyes manage to grow even more round. Steve can't help it, it just makes him laugh more.
"Treason." Eddie declares. Then using the belt loops to keep Steve captive, he leans in and blows a raspberry on his neck.
Steve lets out an unattractive squawk, his laughter melting into Eddie's as he pushes his boyfriend's face away — to which Eddie simply lets himself go limp, his face cradled and held up solely by Steve's hands.
"Christ," Steve says between his laughs, shifting his hand to hold him more tenderly. Eddie smiles dopely, then puckers his lips and closes his eyes.
Steve rolls his eyes, entirely too endeared. "Alright, c'mere," He gives in, leaning and kissing Eddie, short and sweet. When he pulls back, Eddie's eyes are open, starry and gazing up at him. He gives a dreamy sounding sigh. Steve's heart fizzles, like it's full of pop-rocks.
"Ready to go?"
"As long as it's with you, baby." Eddie says, sounding every bit like he means it.
#steve asks him if he can remember the other dude in the morning#eddie: i do recall him being distinctly super hot..... [his ass still has no clue]#steve never tells him for the fact that eddie is so chuffed to 1) get hit on and 2) get to defend his relationship#its steve lil secret :-) he does tell robin tho and she laughs so hard soda comes out her nose#i love this silly trope !#even better if they’ve only been together a short -ish time#does eddie ever find out you may ask? why yes he does. at their wedding 😇#if you take anything from this its my headcanon that eddie is pee-shy#it's gooberish but after months and months of 'you're not from around here' i'm okayyyy with that#its nice to have simply written and finished something sillay#steddie#ruby writes steddie#steve x eddie#steddie fic#steddie ficlet#steddie fanfiction#steddie fluff#established relationship#steve harrington#eddie munson#if u have more of this trope SENDDDD PLEEEK#eddie rlly is the most in love in this
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