#this is silly and kinda dumb

[monteruu]

they are goobers and lame heads

[image id: various digital illustrations of john egbert and dave strider from homestuck. top left john is wearing a tool band t-shirt and gray sweatpants while holding dave with one arm and looks aloof. dave is wearing a shirt that says "he who does not lick the clit does not get to hit" with dark jeans and white shoes and is holding onto john. next to this we see dave wearing a nicolas cage shirt leaning over john while pointing and yapping while john is wearing dave's godtier hoodie and thinking "kys". on the far right is dave without a shirt on with a noticeable farmer's tan and red boxers and john is the back shielding his eyes and saying "dude you're hurting my eyes!". below this are simple doodles of young dave holding his broken sword above his head with a grimace and john with his arms spread and a smile. both of their clothes are too big. the background is an orange and red gradient. end image id.]

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

charlie being alone for so long she isn't used to anyone sharing space with her anymore

(who isn't a flying demon plushy anyway) (her dad keeps forgetting WHERE she even lives now even after the third time telling him-)

vaggie moving in and maybe getting bumped into and utterly steamrollered by accident a few times, several times, fairly often actually- much to charlie's distress and vaggie's amusement (getting smacked in the face by a pretty demon lady's chest wasn't the worst thing) (charlie fussing over her afterwards was also not terrible)

until her hair grew out long enough that charlie had the PERFECT excuse for giving her the ribbon

(is nice looks preddy) (charlie wants vaggie to have alllll the nice things) (matches with vaggie's prettiness) (that's not an opinion that's up for debate vaggie, hush)

...the ribbon, which totally isn't also a safety feature, absolutely doesn't make it easier for charlie to spot her gf before the potential Squish, definitely doesn't act in the same capacity as lucifer's top hat did for lilith (tol demon ladies have their struggles too) (especially when the angels they keep picking are Tiny)

this secret agenda is still not as secret as the OTHER reason charlie gives vaggie the hair ribbon

(maybe NOW vaggie will finally get rid of the horrible old bandages charlie first patched her up with the day they met or at least stop carrying them around and playing with them) (of course vaggie should do whatever makes her happy forever but charlie does NOT like remembering her being hurt)

vaggie gets the hint and keeps the bandages in the nightstand drawer on her side of the bed instead

(her sore back scars plus the increasing snuggles means she sleeps draped over charlie's chest most nights anyway now, and doesn't need the excuse of getting run over to have charlie hug and fuss over her anymore)

oh no. the stupid idea is growing on me

[goljie]

hello i’ve come back, davejohn doing silly cheesy date stuff because silly

(dave takes it very seriously meanwhile john is being ridiculous )

here's your food sir

and extras

[sunnymainecoonx]

Horror's silly I guess..... idk sometimes I just want him to slam people idk

Sighs the man's a little angy don't judge him... Jesus he's ugly

[oceanwithouthermoon]

one of my favorite (/sarcastic but not really cuz its like funny idk) things in fandoms is when people make ocs or self inserts or 'x readers' being shipped with characters, but the oc/sona/reader is literally just another character from the source material.. its like youre shipping the characters but didnt want to admit it, so you made a kinsona and branded it as something else..

and its NEVER subtle, actually its super blatant every time and im always shocked when nobody points it out..

i have seen uncountable saiki k x readers where the description is like:

"saiki meets someone whose thoughts he cant read for the first time, and even though he doesnt trust her at first, she keeps proving that she is kind and has good intentions!" you mean nendo? reader is girl nendo?

"this time, he meets a girl whose thoughts honestly match up with her spoken words almost perfectly for the first time!" hairo. youre shipping saiki with girl hairo.

"saiki meets someone whose thoughts are too fast and jumbled to re-" ITS AKECHI, THATS AKECHI, ITS LITERALLY AKECHI.

"saiki meets someone whose just as immune to teruhashi as he is for the first and only tim-" this is hairo again, awe bae you secretly LOVE haisai ?!?

"saiki sees his old childhood friend for the first time in years after an incident caused them to be apart and then they fall in lov-" WHY DID YOU EVEN WRITE THIS AND NOT CALL IT SAIKECHI.

its even funnier when they say its like that characters little sister, but the way they write it is still literally just the character, like their personality, dialogue, even their relationship, is the same..

not all of them fit this exactly, but the ones that take a boy character and turn them into a girl oc to ship them with a boy, it reminds of how in equestria girls they couldnt make applejack and rarity endgame so they gave them boyfriends who looked IDENTICAL to each other.. thats what youre creating, guys, youre creating heterosexual rarijack.

[omuricebreakfast]

La Creatura

I doodled with pen a few days ago and one of my results was this!

[they-didnt-last]

anyone interested in talking about the iconic 2000's middle-grade-bordering-on-ya book series gallagher girls??

[disgustinggf]

oh btw i only found this out recently cuz i dont read anything that comes w medicine or whatever but birth control pills contain lactose

[nightthinker-08]

Marcy Do you have the Amphibia Mega link?

[luck-of-the-drawings]

OH ARTHUR BENNETT.. such a gorgeous and intriguing character. terribly burdened by a GRUESOME set of crimes, his light suffocated by a HEAVY century of GUILT. so tragic, so dark and broody, and yet PAINFULLY awkward in any social setting ever

[lunawolfiefoxy]

Linked Universe as dumb things me and my friends have said

Time: Sparkle sparkle little twink ---- Wild: Be gay, more slay ---- Legend: This seems like a good place to leave you on the side of the road ---- Warriors: Ugh, my butts too thicc for this swing ---- Four: *taking about a spider* Pick up your little sister and throw her at it ---- Wind: This is weirded wordly ---- Hyrule: I'm platonically married to a he/him, a she/her, and a they/them. I just need an it/it's and I've got the whole collection. ---- Legend: Oh, hey- Sky: *random unholy screech* Legend: I see you haven't slept well. ---- Twilight: *staring into space and zones in during a conversation* Did you know that it's actually the male seahorse that carries the babies and not the female seahorse?

Sorry I don't have many sillies, I have a hard time remembering things 😅

[groovinrightalong]

Posting dumb little wips as I struggle through the end of the semester

[scoupsofjisung]

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ texting hoshi when he accidentally dyes your clothes in the laundry (he’s so 🐹🤏🏽)

🧸 paring: kwon soonyoung/hoshi x f! reader

🧸 warnings: none really, the reader pretends to be sad to tease hoshi so like fake angst? but not even that much tbh

🧸 author rambles: as i write these i imagine little texting habits members have and it’s so fun! i think hoshi first of all says “i tiger promise” which is like a more meaningful “pinky promise” because he’s a DORK. i also think that if you ever sent <3 to him he HAS to send it back. even if you’re fighting or anything, it’s a rule he made for himself to never reject a <3 from you. also he would be his partner’s number 1. supporter fr, like he thinks you’re the most cool genius person ever and no one can top that. sob.

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[hinakyuu]

matthew @ florida panthers 2023-24 media day

[sarah-nonaginta-novem]

Jonathan's Favorite Movie Genre Headcanon

Religiously rewatches all 1980's horror movies A Nightmare on Elm Street being his all time favorite. When he finally agrees to go on a "date" you two will have a 80's horror marathon watching movies until 2-3 AM in his secret lair/library. He'll try to resist the urge to spike one of your drinks with a nondeadly dose of fear toxin if you don't scare easy. Without a doubt, you two will be high on sugar from eating nothing but candy all day long. Since you forgot to bring pajamas he reluctantly allows you to wear his one of several Scarecrow costumes. (his Scarecrow costumes are his pajamas) He'll never outright acknowledge he had a great time with you.

[lanshappycorner]

The vampire/human yaoi I have concocted in a lab, view them