#this is said jokingly btw
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my friend was making fun of me for having 807 hours in stardew valley on steam, and it’s like damn.....at least i dont have 920 hours and only half the achievements, like my other friend. leave me alone
#this is said jokingly btw#the stardew grind never stops#hang on lemme check something#ok so if i play stardew for 4~ days nonstop i can catch up to my friend#or if i break it down into 8 hour days....14 days#hey why can't i get paid for grinding in stardew valley Actually
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✨️TAG GAME TIME✨️
a song you associate with a book character or ship (name the character/ship please and thank you)
reminds me of cardan. no I will not elaborate you either get it or you dont.
npt: @ant-thebooknerd @agirlwiththoughtsandnegativity @bookish-phile @cookieswithforksandknifes @cromulentreader @fantasyfangirling4ever @graaaaaayy @highladyofterrasen7 @his-littlefox @jesyverse @kazbrekkerbitespeopleandsodoi @motherfeyre-archeron @mrswarnerxo @starlightbooklove @sweetvillainjude @thenightmareinyourcloset @thejudeduarte @veswe @viivdle @booklover2389 @annamatix
#Spotify#lmao this was said jokingly btw ly all#tag game#ask#tag games#booklr#bookish#books#the cruel prince#cardan greenbriar#jude duarte#tfota#cardan#jude#jurdan#music#conan gray#tags#no pressure tags#the wicked king#the queen of nothing#the folk of the air#incorrect tfota#judecardan#jude x cardan#cardan x jude#the folk of air#prince cardan#high king of elfhame#high king cardan of elfhame
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*About keyleth*
FCG: she sounds so dumb
Fearne: Druids, man 🍭
#critical role#cr#critical role spoilers#cr spoilers#bells hells#campaign 3#crit role#keyleth#fcg#fearne#they said this jokingly btw#just so keyleth haters fuck off this post
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i visited my sister who is currently working at a middle ages themed christmas market where she sells stuff like incense for a little shop. and while i was there, a guy came up, sniffed the smoke directly from one of the burning incense into his nostrils, turned to his wife and said, in a serious voice "mhm yeah this has a smokey note to it". Bro. Yes, it IS smoke 😭
And look at this gorgeous pidgeon i met in the metro station <3
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ID5!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DROP THE SIFFRIN PLUSH RERUN AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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alternate version of "he would not fucking say that". he would not fucking have muscles like that
#there is an author i love. their fics are great. however something recently made me realize we live vastly different lives#and that's their tag on a few fics. ''buff ranpo agenda''. hm.#no shade. the tone of the post is only jokingly aggressive i don't actually mean any ill will#that being said. WHAT!!!!!!#this wasn't even the trigger to this post that one was art of buff fyodor.#i think we see these guys in fundamentally different ways.#(or maybe they just chose to do this for fun and didn't think abt it too deeply. extremely valid also)#(not gonna link the fics/art btw i don't wanna put anyone on blast or have ppl pass it onto the creators ajskfllhh)#(they should get to have fun I'm just complaining bc it's my blog and it's good to complain sometimes.)
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alright im giving in im finally asking. what in the everloving fuck is narines
HIIIII HELENA honestly I'm so glad you asked I think you'd love them but BASICALLYYYYY one of my mutuals, hella, @tbos-main, has this really cool original fantasy wip, the blood of serpents, which I am OBSESSED with so I do fandom post about it like any other media, and two of the characters are nate and rin. well. naithairan and herines technically but I'm on nickname basis with them. and I can explain tbos in more detail but since you asked about narines specifically, they are two characters who are very much on opposing sides of the central conflict and in a way that IS irreconcilable like. it has to be genuine all consuming hate it's bad. but they're also narrative foils and parallels and whatnot and outside of the main ideological difference in regards to the central conflict, they are very similar people in a very fucked up way, they're both martyr figures with a lot of religious themes, they both have had to learn the language of violence well, they both are willing to go to unfathomably low depths of morality and monstrousness in the pursuit of protecting the people they love, they're both incredibly calculating and callous, and so they have this INSANEEE dynamic that is very much "I see me in you I see everything I hate about myself in you I need to kill you because I need to be killed but yet I cannot kill you because that would be like taking a knife to myself and we recognize each other deeply and intimately in a very specific way no one else can and I HATEE you for it" and so like. they should fuck about that. obviously.
#and they are NOT CANON I SHOULD WARN. IT STARTED AS A JOKE BECAUSE THEY ARE SO INCOMPATIBLE AS A GENUINE SHIP#CANNOT BE IN THE SAME ROOM AS EACH OTHER.#but the GREATTT thing about their homoeroticism is that violence is like. chill to both of them#like they're both trying to hurt each other as much as possible they're trying to break each other#but neither of them is greatly affected by violence. so the way they choose to break each other instead#is that very occasionally in these homoerotic and non canon scenes#there will be a touch of gentleness. there's a scene where nate bites rin HARD and draws blood but he kisses first#and rin FREAKS out he's like “don't you DARE.”#and then the vivisection. where rin literally unironically gently talks nate through having a HAND DIGGING IN HIS GUTS🫶#many such cases#and that touch of gentleness is too much from the worst person on earth who you hate so much#and it's worse than violence to them it's worse than violence to experience that from each other#which is just. SO INTERESTING THEY ARE SO INTERESTINGGGG#I'm assuming you mostly asked this though cause of my tags on that post I rbed from you#so as for THAT#hella has a bit of saying she hates this ship so much and one time#she said basically “dark tbosmaucu is the only universe where narines absolutely couldn't happen thank god”#and then later at some point basically jokingly said it's cause they're medicated in that one#(medicated as in. nate self medicates. with hard drugs.)#and dark tbosmaucu btw is the acronym for “dark the blood of serpents modern au cinematic universe”#cinematic universe both because that's always a funny joke and because we do genuinely have like 6 or 7 versions of tbos modern aus#and the dark one is just basically modern au but you go really ham on the tragic backstory like aftg levels of what the actual fuck#which theoretically should bring the levels of trauma in the modern au the closest to how they exist in canon#and yet. hella shut down narines in that universe😔#anywayyyy. sorry I leave incomprehensible tags on your posts do you still think I'm hot😘#ask#miseria-fortes-virios#hi helena!
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personal / nsfw mention
i started talking to someone like a week ago (very sweet person) and it took us Literally less than like 3 days to talk about kinks and stuff like that like this is soooo embarrassing my god. thats like stuff u do several years into a friendship my god whats wrong with me!!!!!!!!! la la la la la covering my ears im normal i havent even talked to my best friend or partner even about stuff like that really like jesus. but it was fun. i know its not a crime to do that btw but im so not used to it esp since i just started putting myself back out to make friends
#THEY WERE OK WITH IT AND ENGAGED BTW BUT LIKE STILL#im like. idk. im supposed to be the normal and nice guy who only jokingly refers to himself as a perv#not an actual one#its funny but at thw same time its like ohhh covers my head in embarrassment#its so intimate and revealing. im sure what ive said by now has revealed way too much about me for talking for a week#wat being hypersexual does to a guy#i dont think im portraying what i want to actually say#its like. hard to put into words#it was fun though…. i dont get to do it often !! IT WAS FUN !! it wasnt wrong
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:( not cool
#ooc ; zip it#honorably discharged ; blame honor .#:: jokingly said this I RAISE POULTRY HONOR . WE HELP BREAK THEM OUT IN THESE CASES BUT . MAMAS SUFFOCATE THEM SOMETIMES#:: THIS MADE ME LAUGH BTW
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5 likes and i give this guy with the ridiculous name some melanin
#sorry i still cant get over them naming him Dr. Ratio#fucking ridiculous it is...#<- has not played hsr in a long time doesnt feel motivated to.#but i was also telling someone i hope this guy is blunt and socially unaware even if he thinks hes being somewhat polite#i think that character type is fun. thats very.... loser-ish... honestly... (positive)#5 likes said jokingly btw i'll get to it if i want and/or have energy. im not as active here rn bcuz im working on a personal project#so im expecting less attention algorithm wise (bcuz of said inactiveness) u-u and thats ok!#moonologue
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Why did I just see a comment saying that Marlene was being mean when she asked "was riley a terrorist?" In episode one?
She wasn't saying that to be mean to ellie and make fun of the lost of her best friend. They were having a conversation about the fireflies as a group and she mentioned riley bc that was the only member that ellie actually knew.
Someone also said that Riley was being mean when she kept mentioning her family and how ellie doesn't get it. She wasn't being mean she was just explaining why she wanted to be a firefly so bad. Bc they made her feel like she belong and she missed that bc she lost her family.
Reminds me of last week when everyone was hating on Maria bc she was (rightfully so) telling ellie to be cautious of Joel bc she knew his past and wanted her to be safe. She was right. She cares for ellie. Plus she was a mom! She just doesn't wanna see another kid get hurt.
Like idk I just find it weird how a black woman will literally say anything and people will automatically assume that they're being mean.
#the last of us#ellie williams#maria miller#Marlene tlou#riley tlou#hush ke#reminds me of a tik tok i saw where someone asked for a suprise drink at starbucks during rush hour#and the barista who sounded like a black woman btw jokingly said 'i can get you an ice water'#and the op of the vid and the comments were calling her rude and all this other stuff#like y'all just hate black woman and can't wait to demonize them and it shows
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lena important question have you read/watched blue lock. because you should.
JFJFKGJF no i haven’t,, i have a friend who adores it tho so i know bits and pieces
#me and said friend do not share a single anime btw. we have jokingly sworn that if we ever happen to watch the same thing the world will end#she watched hq back in 2020 but it’s her least fav sports anime which is funny bc i loved it#ok sorry off topic anywayyy#asks#rowan <3
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Omg, hold on a second. Your lyrics are insane. Please excuse me while I cry over them. Straight to the heart, into the pool of emotions.
So pretty, so neat. So emotionally raw and beautiful. That touched something in me, if I weren’t at work I would cry over them. Can’t await to take a deep dive into your other stuff.
Thank you for sharing. :3
The worst (best?) is that this is only the beginning :'D
But thank you so much, Jay 🥺 It honores me to know my words can touch you like this 🥹💚
#sometimes I've felt worried that my lyrics was too simple or silly so knowing they're raw and emotional makes me very happy#I've always loved writing tho#it started out being short stories then novella length stories and then song lyrics#now I'm babbling again xD#I hope I won't emotionally scar you too much since I still have five videos I want to share from today :'3#(mostly light hearted jokingly said btw)#replies#also sorry to everybody who's not here for my original music - this morning is all about my dang music x'D
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i put on this 1 hour g.uzma battle theme video just while I was finishing up my work on the plush tonight bc I ran out of the other music i had on and I thought "oh I'll turn it off after a couple minutes"
and um. first of all. his battle theme is so good, all of po town's music is so good, pkmn franchise rly put their best music engineers on the job for it. but secondly,,,, i had that playing for 20 mins straight without even realizing 😭
#''music engineers'' is said jokingly btw fjfkdl i know that's not what they're called#everyone go listen to guz's battle theme NEOW ‼️‼️‼️ its such a jam#dandy.cmd
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I love it when people on tumblr treat jesus like a blorbo from their shows but the show is the Bible. it's so funny.
#btw when I was at an anime convention with my friend she jokingly said to me “what if there was a jesus cosplayer”#and turns out we actually saw two.
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Never ask a tumblr user about their weird dinahollie hc
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