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Sometimes I forget cishet people actually exist and aren’t just a punchline joke for memes and things.
#this is sadly true#even though my manager is VERY cishet#and not even a good ally either#lmao#just queer things#queer#lgbt#lgbtq#lgbtqia#lgbtqia2s#lgbt+#lgbtq+#lgbtqia+#lgbtqia2s+
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I recognize people mostly by hair so you can get a haircut and rob me and I will never know it was you
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WHAT TYPE OF LONELY ARE YOU?
loneliness born of anger
you learned from a young age you are not like others, and others hate you for it. you’ve been mocked and tormented your whole life, and it birthed a violence in your heart. you yell at your younger siblings when they slip up. you don’t want them to suffer the same fate you did. at once, you are both miles above and miles below your peers. you are not polite. people no longer dislike you because of you, but for your biting words. it’s better this way, after all. at least now you know it’s your own fault.
tagged by: @astraldestiny ( thanks!!! twins... ) tagging: @acharnemcnt @debelltio @commandsir @hellmartyr @wornkindness or steal it!
#· headcanon / leia » you think the less you say‚ the less you give away‚ but really‚ it’s the opposite#this is sadly true
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#meme#memes#shitpost#shitposting#humor#funny#lol#satire#funny memes#irony#sadly true 😔#funny humor#funny meme#comedy#pirates of the caribbean#cgi#fact#facts#davy jones#jok
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I hear California wants to drop gender markers from photo IDs but due to federal laws they have to have something, so their brilliant idea is that they'll still have the "Gender: " field but you can put any letter there.
So if you want M/F for the legacy genders, you can, but you can also do X for non-binary, or any other (latin) letter.
like "Gender: K" or "Gender: Q" or "Gender: V"
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Why can't you go home quize results. (Found from @kurai-honoo)
You don't have one
It happens sometimes. I'm so sorry. But stop, right here. Nice enough, right? This could be home. Maybe it's not the one you always envisioned yourself having, but it's the one you need. And one day, when you go out running, you'll find yourself thinking 'I want to go home' and you'll be thinking of here.
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Relatable.
Omw to revive my gay ass party leader for the 4th time this week !!
#mercury lynx#dungeon meshi#delicous in dungeon#dungeon meshi cosplay#holm kranom#cosplay#holm dunmeshi#this is sadly true#the sassy pose 💀
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18+ | cw: improper use of plumping lipgloss, mentions of alcohol, oral sex, it's steddie endgame i promise | crossposted on twitter
it’s no secret, steve likes making out. likes isn’t a strong enough word. he loves making out. loves grabbing hold of someone and pulling them close, loves laying over them on a couch, on a bed, hips just barely moving as he takes them apart with lips and teeth and tongue.
that doesn’t change once he’s had a few drinks either, body tingling with tequila or vodka or something equally strong that has his inhibitions thrown to the wind. he’s always able to find someone willing to dance with him, hips pressed together and arms wrapped around shoulders.
it’s usually girls, pretty things with pretty hair that draw steve in like a punch drunk happy moth to an overzealous flame. they’ll turn their heads with a flirty shy smile and follow him out to the dance floor before pressing up tight against his front.
they’ll curl their fingers into his where they rest low on their hips and keep him close. they’ll drop their heads onto his shoulder and let their breath ghost over the side of his face until he gets the all too obvious hint.
steve likes making out on a dance floor. no, not likes.
loves.
that is until his lips are covered in sticky, sweet lip gloss and he’s pulling away because his tongue is on fire, tingling from something other than alcohol and the thrill of being in a pretty girl’s mouth.
“what is that?” he yells into her ear over the bumping bass.
“sorry,” the girl says sheepishly, “it’s my lipgloss. it plumps my lips.”
she goes back in to kiss steve once more and he isn’t exactly going to deny her. her lips are pretty just like her, plump and shiny and all too inviting, so he kisses her back. the gloss is spicy on the cracks of his lips, on the tip of his tongue when he he pulls her lip in between his teeth. it’s addictive in a way. he wonders if his own lips will plump up from the contact alone.
later, when they say their drawn out goodbyes outside of the club, he’ll ask to borrow the lip gloss since his night isn’t over yet. she’ll pull it out with a grin and apply it so sweetly to her own lips and then to his. her touch is gentle and precise before she puts the tube back in her purse and then connects their lips for a final time.
steve likes to make out. no, not likes.
loves.
so he goes to a bar around the corner, robin hot on his coat tails with some blonde she picked up attached to her side, and he’ll order a vodka soda that he can sip through a straw so he doesn’t destroy his pretty glossed lips. the bar is grungy, but steve almost prefers that, able to blend into smoky shadows and dark corners while he watches the crowd.
while he watches someone in the crowd watch him back.
he has wild curly hair and handcuffs on his belt and steve swears he’s staring at his lips and the way the light is bouncing off of the gloss, but he isn’t too sure. not until there’s wild curly hair and handcuffs on a belt standing right in front of him.
steve has a different confidence with guys. maybe it’s because he has to read them a little differently. maybe its because he gets read by them a little differently, too. but flirting is flirting all the same and steve finds himself biting at his lip and licking away some of the spicy lip gloss with a wince as it burns the inside of his mouth.
curly hair handcuff guy is cuter once they start talking for a while, all animated and vibrant, a bright shiny beacon in a dingy bar. he finds out his name is eddie with a lingering handshake that means something, fingers trailing and tingling like they had a spice to them, too.
they don’t dance, but they do end up out back, sharing a cigarette as drunk people stumble around them. it’s easy enough for eddie to light, flame from the lighter sparking in his big, brown eyes.
“so steve,” he says, flicker of some other kind of spark in his eye, “where to?”
and steve knows how to do this part. he grabs the cigarette out of eddie’s mouth and puffs on it himself, blowing the smoke over his head. “is it too forward to say i don’t think i can last much longer without getting my mouth on you?”
eddie grins and lets his eyes flit down. “no. is it too forward for me to say that i’d let you do anything to me, mouth or otherwise?”
he takes the cigarette back and steve can see his trace left behind on the filter, can see when the hint of gloss hits eddie’s lips if the wrinkle of his eyebrows is anything to go off of.
he doesn’t say anything, just winks over at steve. he doesn’t say anything, just drags him into a taxi. he doesn’t say anything, just wraps a hand high over steve’s thigh, just pushes steve up against his apartment wall, just fumbles over handcuffs and pushes down his jeans.
steve likes making out. no, not likes.
loves.
if he loves making out, then he really fucking craves giving head. he feels like a cartoon animal with hearts popping out of his head as he pulls eddie’s cock out of his briefs. he licks his lips like he’s starving and regrets it when the gloss singes his tongue.
steve looks up from his knees and swipes a finger over his lips, holding it up high for eddie to see. “taste it,” he whispers.
eddie’s eyes widen, but he obediently bends his neck, tongue lolling out so he can lap at steve’s finger. “your lip gloss is spicy,” eddie says flatly as he recoils.
steve nods. “and it’s going on your cock unless you say otherwise.”
which is how steve finds himself turning eddie into a writhing mess. his hands hold onto the backs of eddie’s shaking knees as he works over his cock. his hair stings as eddie tugs on the strands. his eyes water as he sucks him in deeper and deeper into his throat, spicy lipgloss tingly on his tongue and cheeks.
“you are a fucking wonder,” eddie whines, hips humping as he grinds himself further into steve’s mouth. “just fucking made for this, huh?”
steve pulls off and spits on his cock to jack his hand over it as he pulls the head to his lips. he rubs the sensitive tip over his lips just to watch eddie twitch.
“you have no idea.”
he blows a line of cool air over the gloss that’s left there and drinks in the way eddie’s eyes roll back in his head before swallowing him back down, reveling in the spice that hits the back of his throat as he does so.
when eddie comes, he pulls steve off so he can paint his pretty, puffy, plump lips with it, dragging his cock over them to make a mess. it’s not a surprise when steve licks it off, spicy and salty and a special kind of sweet that he thinks is all eddie. he leans up to place a kiss into the thatch of hair over eddie’s cock, smearing behind come and shiny lip gloss.
“you gonna wait for me to come in my pants or can i go fuck you?”
steve likes making out. no, not likes.
loves.
and he loves giving eddie head. and he loves fucking eddie. and he loves waking up with a spicy, sticky residue on the side of his cheek after falling asleep with his head on eddie’s chest.
and maybe, just maybe, he’ll love eddie someday, too.
#writing steddie smut at work to try and get my steddie brain worms back because they have been off at war apparently#pls don't try this because i'm sure it's not an actual safe thing to do with plumping lip gloss#this is not even remotely beta read so ignore typos pls#my writing#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie smut#steddie drabble#steddie fic#steddie ficlet#this is 30% based on a true story where i kissed a pretty girl at a bar with my plumping lip gloss on and she liked that it was spicy#it sadly didn't go anywhere after that tho
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it's amazing to me that lan xichen isn't gay according to word of god, because what older brother (especially in homophobic xianxia universe china) instantly realizes his little brother is gay and in love just bc he's high strung and irritable lately thanks to a mischievous new boy in his class. it's one thing to tease or jokingly ask if there's a crush involved. it's another to Know.
and because what guy insists on a sworn brotherhood with two other men whose relationship with each other is publicly fraught, unless he really likes them both and is compromising because he knows he can't have them any other way? because a sworn siblinghood relationship is treated similarly (though not exactly) like a family via marriage?
lan xichen you are not slick no sir i know what you are
#keri chats#lan xichen#wangxian#3zun#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#imo lxc knew damn well he's a cutsleeve but once he realized lwj was too he expected lwj to repress himself & compromise just like him#only. lol. lan wangji doesn't blindly follow rules/subtly try not to rock the boat. he is true to himself and his principles.#post-wwx death this means he will Not pretend he isn't in homosexual love & he will Not sadly longingly restrain himself when it's in reach#other than this it's all about the xiyao stupidity and lxc recognizing nmj's dismembered naked torso. no head. just chest muscle. sir??
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[On today’s episode of my friend is a dumbass, marauders edition]
Sirius, walking out of the bathroom: Do you think James has jaundice? His toothbrush is all bloody
Remus: It’s gingivitis dumbass, jaundice is when your skin turns yellow
Sirius: Why would your skin turn yellow??
Remus, standing up: Liver failure
Sirius: Then what gives you gingivitis?
Remus, walking towards the bathroom: Bad hygiene
Sirius: Then how would James have that? He—
Remus: Hey Pads?
Sirius: Hm?
Remus: James just has a red toothbrush
#based on a true story sadly#dead gay wizards#marauders#remus lupin#sirius black#james potter#marauders incorrect quotes#wolfstar#jegulus#starchaser#sunseeker#jegulily#jily
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True love is possible only in the next world. For new people. It it too late for us.
(Redraw for @pakhnokh's DTIYS post!)
#better drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangij#Finally I can redraw a pahknokh piece with *permission* B*)#I was so excited to see you (pakhnohk) do a dtiys! It's such a fun skill building activity & I really hope to see more people bring it back#The composition and melancholic feeling of the original piece is so lovely! Thank's for setting this up!#Lighting is still kind of my enemy. In the way that getting curb stomped is my enemy. I had fun trying to figure it out though but...#I have a long way to go and that's okay!#Sadly I feel like I overworked this and made the colours a mess B*( That's *Also* Okay - I learned something from it.#The Robert Kurvitz quote is one that I feel *really* fits the heartache of the yiling laozu and hanguang-jun era.#As painful as it is...No...I don't think there was ever a chance they could have had a true romance in wwx's first life#It was always going to be a tragedy.#Sometimes the right person comes at the wrong time. And when you realize what they really mean to you it is the wrong time once again#They get to try again though! They get to be happy B'*)
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Hi! This isn’t really an ask, it’s mostly just me fangirling cause you booped me back and just OMG!
I’ve been a fan of Mushroom Oasis since its release of day 2 and just love how different and unique Mychael is compared to other Yandere visual novel games. His behavior, his personality, his insecurities, his dialogue, everything is just perfect! He feels properly thought-out and realistic and I just feel so lucky to have come across your game in the first place.
I appreciate what you do for the game, the art, the writing, and so so much more! (p.s LOVED DAY 3 SO MUCH KEEP UP THE AMAZING WORK)
HEHEH GET BOOPED!! 🐾🐾🐾 I didn't get to participate in the boopening of April 1st so being able to now was fun haha!
Also,, Day 2 was like a year ago omg,,, thank you for the praise and for sticking around this long waa <3 I'll do my best for Day 4!!
Bonus (big) dev ramble under the cut:
Thank you for the praise on Mychael!! It reminded me of something my husband told me when I was writing for the YanGameJam back in 2023; I kept saying "nobody's written the kind of yandere I want in these VNs" and Mushroom Oasis is really what I wanted to see from that genre.
So I guess it was really a personal want and a need to write him that way! Write what you know really does help I suppose haha. Seeing other people enjoy it too has been very fulfilling! <3 Thank you so much for the support!
#cheea chatter#jar of fireflies#my itchio bio having the description 'i mainly make VNs that i thirst for in secret but are sadly lacking around the internet </3'#is still true to this day i WILL make my silly little vns and its gonna be everyone elses problem!!!#and if they happen to be a pattern of non-human love interests thats none of your buisness!!! /silly
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That nagging feeling
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POV: Your girlfriend has finally returned from her assignment. But, she has grown a will of her own and she despises you. And it pains you to see that she is so much happier without you. If only you were smarter and never handed her over to Ketheric. Maybe she would still love you because she was the only one in this world who ever did, even if it wasn't real.
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#minthara#minthara baenre#evil murder kitten#orin#orin the red#orin and minthara are such tragic characters#they are both so incredibly lonely and crave for nothing but love and acceptance#i have my own reservations about this ship#but i do believe that if minthara was never tadpoled#she would have actually come to love orin all on her own#can you imagine how different orin might be to experience true genuine and unconditional love?#to have someone by her side who saw the same beauty in murder as she did?#to have someone who was actually and truly devoted to her?#sadly - minthara and orin would only ever bring out the worst in each other and they would go on a downward spiral#but at least they would go down the spiral together
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Sadly Not All Dreams Come True
There was a time quite long ago with a lovely place we used to know there was a you, there was a me wine to sip while reading poetry we shared a love forever to last how then did forever fade so fast lessons we both painfully learned could not undo our bridges burned leaving a river never to be crossed regardless of the coins we tossed now I can only sigh I still love you for sadly not all dreams come true
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Day 327 | id in alt
Both the first and the last survivor of idle transfiguration.
#dailykugisaki#jjk#kugisaki nobara#i just think it would be funny if she tweaked out worse sometimes#itadori: Kugisaki!! How are you!!#Kugisaki visibly contorted and tweaking while in the mist of trying not burn a hole through Itadori: im the hottest bitch alive#that just fucked her up psychologically. mentally and physically. she got the whole package and more#shoko cant heal that so you just get Kugisaki mumbling bullshit to herself#shes going to forget gojo yknow. she might be the only one in that whole sorcerer group to do so#shes funny like that.#you bouta fucking catch these hands if you EVER think Kugisaki is gonna confide anybody with this#Kugisaki getting her head caved in with a rock and walking it off like a true sorcerer(she told herself that)#sorry to all the maki believers but she is not second scanning Kugisaki acting weird unfortunately and i mean this sadly#Kugisaki walking off the horrors(Shes running into the woods)
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