#this is related to a sip

[crispydevil]

[frodo-a-gogo]

Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms

[muffinlance]

druk gets into zukos coffee supply

"Uncle."

Uncle raised his tea cup to his lips.

"Uncle, how did he get in."

Uncle took the most delicate of sips.

"Uncle I am not turning another storeroom into tea storage."

"How unfortunate to waste the space," said Uncle. "After all, it is quite hard to keep a dragon out once they have acquired the taste!"

"Uncle."

[charlotte-of-wales]

leonor not loving her first sip of champagne and letizia's reaction

[kucho04]

Allowed to one cup mid train, as a treat

[ingravinoveritas]

So, in honor of David hosting the BAFTAs this year, The Guardian is soliciting questions for him to answer, and I just needed to share a selection of them...

(Sharing this last one only because the secondhand embarrassment is so strong, and why would you even ask David this. Also agreeing with someone else who said this question is so clearly made for Michael Sheen...)

[nextinline-if]

being a writer is being in a constant state of breakdowns

[adhdandcomics]

are you not wearing a mask anymore?

great question, i do wear masks indoors in public! however as a cartoonist who’s main form of humor is through expression work i just hate drawing them sooooooo so much

[dino--draws]

Admonition my fucking beloved. read chaos theory and metagnostic the other night w/ two buddies as. my poor followers probably know because of my rampant screaming. have this because ghnnghmgnh gmh

ALSO GO LOOK AT MY BESTIE'S CHAOS THEORY ART TOO BECAUSE THE MENTAL ILLNESS HIT US BOTH

[hetheyshe-remade]

being a fictive is so embarrassing . you see yourself and youre like oh my god just go to therapy

[roxasbooth]

No but have you considered

Some futures are too complicated even for the embodiment of time himself cuz nothing is set in stone

So sometimes even tho he'd know the general flow of events, the details would still be a mystery for Clockwork

The element of surprise is still there

[space-arts]

I'm banning myself from drawing more of this idea

[dirty-bear-rick-sanchez]

Also I rewatched the other Inside Job Part 2 trailer and ‘this is the most damaging midlife crisis since Elon Musk’ has aged like the FINEST of wines

[anticidic]

when I thought up a great scene at work but couldn't spare a moment to jot it down in my phone and now I forgot it

[prismit]

couldn't find any documentation on how many cells you get from boss rush, so i worked it out myself! (to the best of my abilities anyway lol, also if this info is out there already then i must have missed it in my search 😅 sorry)

quick note: this might not be 100% accurate, since i mostly used math instead of fighting every boss 6 times lol. but i definitely gathered enough data to find a consistent pattern, so if these numbers are off at all, they should at least be VERY close, and at least 0bc and 5bc are definitely correct.

so, here's the numbers for each difficulty!

Concierge: 24 / 25 / 26 / 27 / 28 / 30

Conjunctivius: 40 / 42 / 44 / 46 / 48 / 50

Mama Tick: 32 / 33 / 35 / 36 / 38 / 40

Death: 80 / 84 / 88 / 92 / 96 / 100

Time Keeper: 40 / 42 / 44 / 46 / 48 / 50

Giant: 60 / 63 / 66 / 69 / 72 / 75

Scarecrow: 50 / 52 / 55 / 57 / 60 / 62

Dracula: 80 / 84 / 88 / 92 / 96 / 100

Hand of the King: 80 / 84 / 88 / 92 / 96 / 100

Servants: 47 / 49 / 51 / 54 / 56 / 60

Queen: 80 / 84 / 88 / 92 / 96 / 100

Dracula Final Form: 40 on all difficulties

ALSO: you don't get any more cells than normal from modified bosses or flawless wins. the 4 trials give the same amount as DIY mode, so there's no bonus there as far as cells go.

[thebirdandhersong]

I love blithely singing Taylor lyrics when I, a stubborn hater of alcohol, have never "had too much to drink tonight". Unless you count the one time I had four cups of black tea in the evening. Or drinking too much water before bed.