#this is procedure

[glowcrizzle]

They would have wiped Crowley’s memory when restoring him to an angel. Aziraphale is asking him to be Muriel, Crowley is asking Aziraphale to be Gabriel.

[steelbluehome]

I feel like I need to reiterate this, Americans, we do not EVER turn anyone in for the reward money, because the reward money is a LIE!

There will be a reason they come up with for not giving it to you. Even Nancy, the snitch at McDonald's, who everyone in the world knows turned in Luigi Mangione, will not get a penny of the reward money. The reason she is getting is that she called 911 instead of the tip line.

But there are other reasons, like, the cops already had the info you gave them from "other sources". "Lots of other people" called in the same tip. The reward was "up to" the amount promised, so you're getting $1.50. You didn't do the proper paperwork before you gave the tip. And just about anything else you can think of.

They won't give any money out until the person is actually convicted, not just arrested. It could take years for a case to even get to court. If the suspect takes a plea deal, then did your info really lead to a "conviction"? Or by the time the suspect is convicted, suddenly the money is not there. Reward money? What reward money? It isn't like they have it sitting in a box waiting to hand it over to you after the conviction. No, after the conviction, now they need to try to find the amount they put up for the reward. And who's budget is that going to come out of? Who wants to put that money in your pocket instead of their own? Okay? Understand? Got it?

You never get the reward money!

[marxistgnome]

Memes shared by kids who grew up on starships I think they should have sea scout/land scout beef with kids that grew up on Starbases

[naomistares]

very short comic of harrow checking ianthe's molars or whatever tf she was doing

[bebx]

illustration of an ice pick lobotomy

[skimbly-shanks]

Yall do NOT hop on a cosmetic surgery hate train during an ongoing campaign against trans Healthcare I am fucking begging

[lowpolyanimals]

Scooby-Doo from Scooby-Doo! Night of 100 Frights

[ezrul-00]

buck lighting study :-) (ref image screenshotted frm this gifset by @evansbucks)

[sovamurka]

"Vi, go away, this shit is between me and your wacko sister that I still can't get divorced from"

[cupcakeslushie]

“And Four ends the fight with a clean leg amputation! Pop! Pops!! Did you hear?! Four won!”

“I heard you the first time. I’ve also already seen the battle myself. Keep quiet, and let me concentrate, or I’ll drain too much of your blood.”

[teaboot]

I didn't want to hijack your nipple post cuz thats genuinely a great and positive post (100% support whatever ppl choose to do w/ their own bodies), but I was reminded of the time my partner's aunt got breast reduction surgery and the doctor didn't put her nipples back because he decided "she didn't really need them" 💀

Ohhhhhhhhh my godddddddddddd

[idkaguyorsomething]

five nights at freddy's is a film that creates a tense, suspenseful atmosphere of horror by having its protagonists go up against supernatural threats such as trying to navigate the job market, being forced to deal with shitty cops, and a man who willingly makes himself think of nebraska over and over again every night

[linderosse]

The couple that slays together stays together✨

Masterpost

@zerorock41

[forecast0ctopus]

say sike right now

[mournfulroses]

Margaret Atwood, from Procedures for Underground; "For Uncle M.,"