#this is possibly the weirdest crossover

[sparksly-mage-of-light]

Two is a coincidence, but three is a pattern

I think it's time to admit I have a thing for intelligent/thoughtful characters who yearn for a better world, lose faith in humanity/the world, and decide the only way to fix it is basically genocide.

Bonus points for all of them having a character they're really really close to (borderline love interest, or actual love interest if you like Solavellan) who tries to talk them out of it with varying degrees of success.

Something about them just hits different.

[sesamenom]

Very Deadly

[mono-blogs-art]

*pulls out my revue-ification and necro-fication beam* it's a double whammy this time

obviously inspired by the insane battle couples poll. so i decided to switch universes with my fav girls ever and it was surprisingly easy (even got matching hair colors!). sword lesbians are sword lesbians in every universe. why fight when we are actually holding hands

(no facepaint versions of hikaren under cut)

[sunkissedliterarylightofchrist]

I had a vivid dream that my Runner Five and Josh Dun had a flex-off and I am still recovering

[g0nta-g0kuhara]

Sometimes I think about how Griffin Mcelroy played v3 and hated it and feel mildly insane

[verstarppen]

pairing; lando norris x fem! star wars actress! reader [ no faceclaim ]

a/n; first post on this acc, if you see a typo or a mistake no you don't shhh; the ahsoka show is rotting my brain but so is f1 so i spat this out im sorry it will happen again part 2 is on the way

[ series masterlist ]

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yndeathtrooper and that's a wrap! i'm so thankful for the amazing opportunity to spend another season in a sweaty helmet as a supporting character with a tiny subplot! tune in next year to see me return in the not-jedi show as background mandalorian #4! 🫶

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yndeathtrooper @ davefiloni i'm joking please don't fire me

pascalispunk sweaty helmets, tell me about it

yndeathtrooper YOU HAVE BODY DOUBLES

lonelyboba best season so far

ahsokawife only one grogu pic? unfollowed

generalkenobi3 CANT WAIT TO SEE AHSOKA

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daniel3.jpg We're so back

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landonorris can't believe i got ditched for this shit

daniel3.jpg You refused to get cultured. landonorris yeah because it's boring daniel3.jpg I can name several toddlers with longer attention spans than you.

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yndeathtrooper gave my manager a heart attack, lost pedro pascal in a crowd like a mother with her 3 year old, and got accused of coorporate espionage! what did you do today?

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danielricciardo I sensed you got lost in the force

yndeathtrooper I'M SORRY again i swear i didn't see anything i can possibly explain, and thank you guys for showing me where i was supposed to go :) landonorris Anytime

bellanorris MCLAREN SWEEP DANNY FINALLY WON

urmomlol when worlds collide

patiencesainz danny gets to meet his celebrity crush god when is it my turn

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danielricciardo He INSISTED on watching the Mandalorian to "see what it's all about". Unbelievable.

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yndeathtrooper boosting the ratings i see

landonorris it's still boring but i'm tolerating it danielricciardo Take that back rn. landonorris no. danielricciardo Then I guess I have no choice but to tell everyone how much you "aww" over Grogu. landonorris defamation. i've done no such thing.

troubletauri down astronomical

chisslover me too lando me too

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yndeathtrooper grogu likes @ mclaren , he told me himself

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danielricciardo I'm his favorite driver

yndeathtrooper sure grandpa let's get you back to bed

landonorris taste

danielricciardo Booooooo

gonestappen are... are they flirting

sugarussell WHAT IS GOING ON

dannyavocado their friendship is so funny

percivaleclair "friendship" ok

super_max sanest f1 soft launch

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yndeathtrooper photo dump :)

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ferraritractor NAHHH SHE REALLY TRIED TO SNEAK LANDO AT THE END

mercedesluv what level of delusion are they on thinking this is slick

schumicker ao3 24k strangers to lovers celebrity au

cadbanemvp "don't be suspicious"

landonorris hello there

yndeathtrooper general norris

maxverstappen1 Thank you for babysitting him!

yndeathtrooper anytime, mr world champion :) landonorris ew

holoahsoka the way nobody is talking about the set photo is sending me 😭

revanite who's the guy

stappenlover lando norris tatooinerat god this is the weirdest crossover these fandoms clashing is like oil and water

pic credits: instagram and pinterest

[quasar-kaiser]

Master Kohga (Legend of Zelda) as a Hollow Knight bug!

This is the weirdest crossover I've done yet lmao - but I love it

He controls soul but not as refined as Soul Master does it - hence why whatever he conjures doesn't look very finished. He of course added spikes because all good attacks involve spikes, in his opinion. (they don't even do more damage he just thinks it looks cool)

His boss fight would be mostly chaotic I think, without much rhythm or logic: think the vibes of Grey Prince Zote but with magic instead of that shellwood sword, and possibly would do the Hornet/Hive Knight spike ball things to add to the chaos (but of course you can hit these balls into him for extra damage, and his hitbox is large so it wouldn't be too difficult if you manage it before he teleports away)

He absolutely couldn't escape The Radiance though so he got orange juiced, RIP

I think she promised him bananas /j

[swanpyart]

I realize that the Stranger and the Razor routes are the weirdest routes that don’t follow the patterns that any of the others do. Stranger only has a Chapter 2, with the only expansion on her being if you get her first, which leads to seeing her in the end and Contrarian in the Cabin. Razor has 4 Chapters, the most out of all of them (except Nightmare, but she functionally has 3 chapters, we just skip a bunch). And the big similarity between the two route is that they both are completely incapable of crossover with any other route.

But thematically, it makes sense why they are kind of opposites; Contrarian and Cheated sprout from opposite mindsets. Contrarian wants to have fun and mess around for the sake of messing with the Narrator and testing the bounds of where you are. Cheated, on the other hand, almost takes things too seriously; he wants to beat the Razor at any cost, and gets more and more intense as things go on.

This is why Stranger presents only one chapter; there is barely a vessel to begin with. She is a coagulation of fragmented ideas and endless possibilities, and therefore has little framework to go off of. We never get any impression of who she is as a person, so she is unable to form from our ideas other than the unfamiliarity we get from her. Stranger is full of so much stuff that Shifty takes her earlier. Contrarian seems to treat her as superfluous to the Player as everything else (of course, he realizes his mistake in the same chapter) but she noticeably doesn’t give him the satisfaction of a real conversation, or a personality to work off of. This is why Contrarian hates the basement she creates; if everything’s happening, then nothing’s happening. He’s eternally bored with no person to work from.

Razor on the other hand, is basically set up as an unwinnable fight. Unlike Stranger, Razor’s personality is incredibly simple and straightforward, and she will remain that way the entire chapter (unless you get the Empty Cup, but it happens so close to the end and Shifty doesn’t really note any difference). In this vein, Cheated gets the opposite problem Contrarian gets; instead of being bored out of his mind, he’s given a game he cannot win or even hope to win, like Sisyphus pushing the rock. He’s given a challenge he’ll never feel the victory of, as he eventually just gives up.

[karothefool]

i’m such a sucker for the weirdest crossovers

fuck it, put danny fenton in total drama island. let’s see how he has to hide his ghostly side while trying to get as far as possible

put percy jackson in my little pony, i wanna see him become a pegasus out of all types and have to get used to being in the sky

throw bakugou katsuki into jujitsu kaisen and give him sukuna’s fingers, how will his personality clash with the rest of the class?

even better if i’ve never read or watched the other half of the crossover

[lamplightxleaflightcrossoveranon]

Lamplight x Leaflight Crossover Version Two

Written by: Anonymously By Me

Word Count: 968

Version Two of My Lamplight x Leaflight Crossover

@liloinkoink

Ren stops short as he comes across an incredibly familiar person passed out on the ground, but no Martyn’s behind him. There’s also a torch on the ground which can’t possibly be safe. “Martyn, dude I think I found your twin.”

The god looks up from a plant and walks over to look at the person on the ground, “Weird. Shouldn’t one of us douse the torch?” As he asks the question the flame dims slightly.

“Correct me if I’m wrong but fire doesn’t normally do that.”

“Yeah.” Martyn agrees.

“It’s probably enchanted.” Ren says, “Should we help him?” he gestures to the guy laying on the ground. Martyn nods and some plants grow around the person and carry him to their camp. “What about the Flame?” He asks.

“It’s probably best to just bring it over, if it really is enchanted it’s probably sacred.”

“Good point.” Ren picks up the torch and carries it over to their camp where he buries part of it in the ground to keep it up right. Some vines grow up around it and Ren pulls out some bread from his back pack to eat before going to sleep. Martyn sits down next to him and starts to speak, “So, should we try and wake up my look alike or just let him sleep?”

“I’m not sure, I think that it tends to depend on why the person passed out but I have no clue how he did.” At this the fire starts to send sparks flying.

“What the… can it understand us?” At this it becomes brighter. “That seems like a yes.”

“Okay then,” Martyn looks down at the fire, “Should we wake him up?” The flames stay bright. “I think that’s a yes, I guess that means waking him up. Do you want to do it?”

Ren nods, “It’ll probably be less startling if someone who doesn’t look like this guy wakes him up.” He stands up and walks over to the other person, Ren kneels down and gently pokes him in the side. “Hello? Wake up.” He jabs his side slightly harder. “He won’t wake up… maybe he’s dead.”

“I doubt that, let me try.” The god walks over and stands next to Ren and the person for a second before kicking the guy in the side, he stirs. “See he’s still alive.”

“Why did you have to kick him though.” Ren asks.

“I mean it worked,” Martyn gestures at the person who’s now opening his eyes, “He woke-”

“Who the- who are you, what just happened?!?” The person sits bolt upright and sees Martyn, “And why do you look like me?”

“Woah, just calm down. We found you passed out on the ground at the edge of the woods.” Martyn explains.

“And we have no idea why you look like Martyn.”

“Wait what?”

Ren looks at him, “We don’t know why you look like Martyn.”

“My name is Martyn though…”

The god looks at him, “Okay, we’ll figure this out later, what's with the torch?”

“Right, that’s a god.” The other Martyn explains.

Martyn sighs, “This has to be the weirdest day of my life and a few weeks ago I was a plant.”

“I’m sorry you were a plant?”

“Yeah, he was cursed or something.“ Ren chimes in.

“Can we talk about this more in the morning?” The other Martyn asks, “I haven’t gotten a decent night’s sleep in at least a week.”

“Yeah, it’s getting pretty late.” The god agrees. Ren and the two Martyns settle down for night around a campfire that is the other god.

-

Martyn waits quietly for his paladin and the other Martyn to fall asleep before moving ever so slightly closer to the fire. He settles down next to it close enough to feel its warmth but far enough away that none of the sparks can reach him. “Okay so, now that I know that you can understand us, can I ask you a few questions? Glow brighter for yes and darker for no.” The flames get brighter and seem excited, if a fire can even look that way.

“First question then, do you have a name that can be pronounced in common?” The flames flicker brighter. “Oh, that’s good. I’m gonna try to guess it then. I don’t know what your level of omnipotence is, if you have any. So some of these questions might not make much sense.” The fire does whatever the fire equivalent of nodding is, “Do I know someone with your name?” The flames get much brighter, “Okay… have I seen them recently?” And brighter.

“Given the events of today I’m just gonna go out on a limb and guess. Is it Ren?” Martyn inquires and as he does the flame turns a bright white before going back to its normal orange. “No way! Okay well that just brings up more questions. Do, or did you look similar to the other Ren?” He points at the sleeping paladins and the flame brightens again. “Odd…”

“Should I tell the others?” The bonfire dims and Martyn nods. “I’m gonna go to sleep for real now. Good night.”

-

In the morning The god and paladin give Martyn and his god some supplies and they part ways. One of them knows more than he lets on. One of them is just as confused as ever, and the two others barely question any of it. Sure, it’s a very strange thing to meet two people who look nearly identical and have the same name, but it could just be a coincidence. Martyn’s seen a lot of weird things since his recent escape from the watchers. This is just another thing for the list. Honestly he probably wouldn’t have been much more surprised if there was another version of the other paladin.

[rosetyler42]

Here's a mixed bag of some crossovers I found while looking through my Sorting folder that I don't think I ever posted here!

1. Bendy meets Bendy! I did this gag after watching Everyone Knows It's Bendy and thinking it'd be funny if Fosters Bendy tried to frame Bendy for a crime yeah didn't commit (considering what else Bendy's been through.) Possible WIR-Verse or an AU where Bendy and friends ended up at Fosters after the studio's closure. As @lovelylivelyv said, Bendy's definitely gonna give the guy the scare of his life for this.

(Side note: While Foster's Bendy is a terrible lil shit as a character, Animation-wise I LOVE how he can go from very malicious to over-the-top innocence.)

2. Reuben and Jackie Khones! Two somewhat lazy, wise-cracking, sandwich-loving cartoon characters I could definitely see getting along. (Outside of their treatment of Wilt. Unlike Jackie, Reuben would see no reason to pick on a nice guy like Wilt, that's like kicking puppies.)

3. XD A hilarious WIR-Verse bit inspired by The Big Cheese. Somehow, Cheese wandered into Bendy and the Ink Machine without getting killed and most likely only got spooked by Sammy singing about Sheep. Don't ask how he made it in there, but Alice will definitely return him back to Fosters unharmed.

(Though...maybe tied up gagged to stop the annoying constant screams and running off. XD Alice might be a mom, nicer and far less murderous than Susan, but...she's a toon with some skewed thinking and would still find Cheese annoying. Even of she doesn't want to KILL him.)

4. Another in the "Don't ask how this happened" column: Bugs offering to help fellow hounded underdog Boris the Wolf deal with his "Angel Dame" problem.

5. This one came from the similarities and contrasts between Coraline and Destination: Imagination. Considering Coraline's experience was with a child-eating demon and The World was just a child looking for a friend (and the Beldam luring her in and spying on her with a doll) I thought it'd be interesting to have these two meet.

6. Some Coraline v Vanellope argument about Vanny leaving Sugar Rush for Slaughter Race. Both girls are in some ways important to their games and very adventurous, clever, and rebellious. But Coraline's learned what running off to live in a fantasy world and leaving family and responsibility behind can mean, what disasters that can bring, and doesn't want Vanny to make the same mistake. Whereas Vanny sees herself as just another racer, bullied her whole life and thought if as just a mistake, who doesn't really fit in there and feels meant for other things.

9. XD Here's an amusing AU: What if Coraline met Pinky and the Brain in the Other World somehow, thinking they were Other World mice since they could talk like she first mistakes the cat? Brain and Pinky most likely were on some take over the world scheme but I could see them trying to help this girl not get eaten by an obvious predator. Bonus, added by a question from @lovelylivelyv : Coraline actually wouldn't be thrown much by Brain's obvious spelling out of his identity and intentions. It's not the weirdest thing she's heard that day, and she might assume he either means THIS world or Her real world, whichever one she doesn't like more when he says it. Which...might bother him a bit, even as much as he appreciates the child's intellect.

7+8 I love the idea of Ki from "Mars Needs Moms" and @lovelylivelyv and I's version of Alice meeting. Two old-timey style characters somewhat unfamiliar with contemporary human culture but with a fascination with color and plants though growing up in a barren mono-color world. 7 shows Ki modified her color tags for the Cycle as a gift for Alice, while Alice shows an excited Ki a flower she grew herself.

10. Some messing around with Pinky and the Brain and my Drakgo shipchild OC, Lily Lipsky! Inspired by Two Mice and a Baby and the History song. I know Brain's not really good with kids normally, but with Lily being a evil genius child prodigy with intentions for World Domination who actually seems to LIKE him and UNDERSTAND his lessons...I feel they'd get along pretty well. Bonus: Pinky as usual, not paying attention and staring at a picture of Pharphignewton as a shout out to @lovelylivelyv 's ship.

@chytag @candyheartedchy (Ok, I know you're not into Reuben anymore and Jackie's an enemy, but I did draw Reuben and Bugs here.) @black-ak9 @hotelt-resurrection @serial-serializednovelreader @heartsong1994 @sammy-lawrence-my-beloved @gothicthundra @midnightcaptions @sweet-or-sarcastic @flowery-laser-blasts @inkiedraws @inkhyaena @inkspottie @inkwelldevil @thedopedemon @thedobermutt @thedemonsurfer @themangolover724 @blo0st4r

[godfrey-the-chaos-duck]

this is without a doubt the weirdest thing I have ever done

SALUTATIONS, HELLAVERSE FANDOM! 

You probably don't know me, but my name is Godfrey. (Pleasure to be meeting you, quite a pleasure!) 

To be quite honest, I'm not exactly sure what I'm doing here. As I type this, I'm unspeakably nervous.

"Why are you nervous, Godfrey?" I hear you ask.

Well...

I have a dream

I'm here to tell

About a fanfic I wrote for Hazbin Hotel 

(sorry)

Okay okay serious director voice from now. 

Look, this is gonna sound absolutely unhinged, but hear me out. (insane rambles under the cut, this bitch is LONG)

In April, a friend and I had a conversation about a song I wrote and how it was. Well, kinda coded to Vox and Valentino.

Then one thing led to another, and two-and-a-bit months and twelve thousand words later, I had written an absolutely sprawling shitshow of a fic (details later in the post)

Even as I was writing it, I knew the written word didn't do it justice.

Hence, this post. 

(golly, this sounds really demanding, I am so sorry)

Fuck it, my mom always says "if you don't ask you don't get", and for once I want her to be right.

This is, I suppose, a sort of... call to action, for lack of a better term.

Artists, animators and voice actors, I'd like your help to turn this fic into an animatic, or if we can manage it, an actual animation.

ONLY if we can manage it, not if it's gonna stress anyone out.

IMPORTANT NOTE

Just to get this out of the way, not that I should even need to say this but it's unfortunately 2024. If anyone even SUGGESTS using A.I. your ass is getting blocked. I don't fuck with that artificial bullshit.

On to my next point: I am unequivocally in support of artists and actors being paid for their work. 

However, I am a Broke Bitch. Unless we could somehow do crowdfunding or something, I physically would not be able to pay people. This makes me feel like a very shitty person, but unfortunately it's the truth, and I want to be upfront and honest about that.

This is why I hope to get as many people on board as possible for this project, so nobody has to do a shit-ton of work.

I understand that most of you are busy, with work, school/college, or life generally life-ing. Join the club, my life is hectic too.

This is why I really have no set deadline for this. Whether it takes a few months or a few years, as long as it's done well with a minimal amount of stress.

Well, now that that's out of the way, time to go into details a bit.

Characters in order of appearance (this is mainly for VAs)

Vox

Valentino

Velvette 

Angel Dust

Charlie

Husk

Alastor

Vaggie

Lucifer

Niffty

Sir Pentious

Asmodeus (yeah this is slightly a Helluva Boss crossover)

Frank (the egg boi)

Fizzarolli

Katie Killjoy

Tom Trench

And lastly, depending on what everyone else thinks, I have an idea for how Verosika and Zestial can be involved. 

Will there be musical numbers?

The short answer is YEAH, cause Hazbin is a musical. I cannot stress enough how much the music is My Problem. Literally, apart from people singing, I will take care of that.

My Idea Of The Process 

(please bear in mind I have little to no idea of how the animation process works so this is almost definitely wrong, please feel free to correct me about it)

Step 1. Storyboard

Step 2. Voice lines and songs get recorded

Step 3. Animatic (this could very well end up being as far as it gets and that is absolutely cool beans)

Possible Step 4. Animation

Finally, I'd be more than happy to be the one to edit all the clips together. Editing is its own kind of hell, and I'm totally willing to take one for the team.

The Vision

This is. (fffffff) this is the part that's gonna make me sound like a Draconian jerk but I promise I don't mean to come across this way.

I'm hoping to have something that's as close to the style of the show as possible. (this video kinda has the right vibes) This is so the final project will look cohesive and somewhat professional. (god that probably sounded so bad but I genuinely have no idea how else to say it)

TO BE ABSOLUTELY CLEAR. I have nothing against artists with other distinctive art styles, in fact I've come across several that I absolutely love.

Regarding The Writing

I've never directed anything before, so forgive me if this is crossing a line, but like. 

I have my vision for how I want this to go and I'm kind of. not overly flexible on that. Obviously ideas that people have to get this to work good are more than welcome, but they might not end up happening.

Not to be a dick, but I am sorta the director so I do kinda get to make the call on that stuff. (ew god that felt odd)

If this gets off the ground, I'd have to turn this 12,000 word fic into a script to make it easier for people to read it and not get bogged down by my weird old-fashioned poetic style. This would be sent out to people who express interest at some point.

Just a heads-up: If you're expecting an AO3 link I am so sorry but it's Google Docs, mainly because this thing is wildly self-indulgent and I, for one, do not fancy attracting potential haters. Most people are nice, some are very vocally not. Besides, what would be the fun if everyone knew the story in advance?

BASICALLY

If you're interested shoot me an ask and I'll answer privately (OFF anon pls, I wanna know who I'm workin' with here!) or DM me and I'll get back to you.

If you see this and know someone who'd be interested, feel free to tag them or send this post to them.

I am gonna tag @achilleanauthor (my right hand man over here) @emeraldcity1900 and @onesidedradiostatic as they're kind of the only blogs I know who are I guess. Active in the Hellaverse fandom.

If this gains enough traction and I get people on board, I'll be setting up a Discord server (another first for me). 

Watch this space, and as Alastor would say, "Stay tuned..."

[rokishimizu4]

Aquaman: the greatest Fish detective!

(I liked Aquaman in the Scooby-Doo crossover and Brave and the Bold, but I’ll try to stick close to cannon as possible.)

It wasn’t often that The Batman calls you to the Batcave, but when he does- you haul ass. Even if you need to be picked up just before you reach the waters around Gotham, even the fish don’t get that close if they can help it.

“Poison Ivy has done some good with getting some chemicals out of the sky and water, but..” Arthur tries to see the silver lining, but even she can do so much.

”My friends! What can the King of Atlantis do for you?” Cue the longest, weirdest, explanation of a kid being rescued by a creature darker than space and being returned to their grandparents, with a whole small army of fish being the only witness in both situations.

Cue Arthur sitting in front of a bunch of different tanks full of different fish, and him having, surprisingly, so much trouble getting them to cooperate.

Bettas threatening violence on any bitch that talked, Sucker fishes going about their days, Goldfishes flat out ignoring him, Crabs crossing their pinchers, and many more fishes not talking.

Finally, Arthur shoos Batman and the Robins away (They are still Robins to him), and then asks an important question that a Crab answers.

“I will not ask about the thing that rescued the girl, but may I ask if the ‘kidnapping’ have something to do with the parents ‘disappearance’?”

He had overheard Red Hood mentioning that the kid’s parents were found in a ‘undesirable place’ and Batman told the Commissioner that the parents ‘disappeared’. He did not want to find out more.

A blue crab, the biggest of the group, responds with a simple “yeah, and good riddance.”

Arthur questions nothing more and calls Batman back in, only for the smallest Robin to be standing behind him, probably eavesdropping.

“The creature seems to be protecting the innocent and weak. That’s all I could get out of them.” Is all Arthur allows himself to say.

Somehow Robin understands and so does the rest of the BatFam.

Arthur leaves quickly after and goes home to hug his wife and kid.

[random-and-average]

Spider Hero 2099

Content Warning(s): violence, fem!reader, death threats, bad Spanish, cringe writing, possibly OOC

Word Count: 2,098 words

Summary: As the pilot for Project Silent Sparrow, a project that would involve teleportation travel, you were excited to be a part of this new scientific breakthrough, but your husband, Miguel, is less than thrilled by the prospect of you risking your life.

Author's Note: What happens when my sleep schedule is out of wack and I get the weirdest idea to make a semi-crossover between ATSV and Big Hero 6 (the movie, not the show)? I create a sleep-deprived mess of a story. Regardless, I hope you all will enjoy it. My favorite part of this short story is the "domestic" parts of Miguel and Y/N's relationship since it's kinda cute seeing Miguel be so mushy around his wife. On another note, I have another post queue'd up to post later, so there's that.

"I still don't think you embark on this trip, mi vida," Miguel stated as he placed your large breakfast on the table. Your stomach grumbled appreciatively when you realized it was all of your favorites. Although, your hunger could wait; your worrywart husband, a trait that you found both adorable and endearing, needed some reassurance.

"I'll be fine, sweetheart," you promised with a kiss to his cheek meant to reassure him of your safety, thank him for the breakfast, and simply convey your love for him all in one. "Besides, the portal should function properly according to all of the team's calculations. Those geniuses don't let anything get past them."

Despite your words, his mouth was still downturned in a frown, though he didn't let his displeasure towards the situation stop him from pulling out your chair in order for you to sit on it.

"I just don't know why you have to be the first person to test it out."

"Always the gentleman," you chuckled as you sat down. "But who else would test it if not me? I'm the only one who stepped up."

"I just worry for you. What if you get hurt?"

"What if I don't get hurt? Miguel, asking all these 'what if's will only stress you out. I can't have you dying of a heart attack. If you want, you can still come with me to the presentation so that you can see me safe and sound in person."

Your husband hummed in thought before settling on his answer.

"Then I'll take you up on your offer."

A large smile grew on your face. Suddenly, you couldn't wait to get to the island where the portal would be.

"Wonderful! I can't wait to show you everything! If you think that what I told you was cool, then prepare to be amazed by what you actually see at the presentation. There are just some things that are best experienced in person instead of through word of mouth," you continued ranting for a few minutes while a lovestruck Miguel absorbed every word you said, absolutely bewitched by your cuteness as you enthused about Silent Sparrow.

»»»-——————¯\_(ツ)_/¯——————-«««

After practically dragging your husband around, showcasing every little detail of Silent Sparrow, one of your co-workers tapped you on the shoulder with an amused expression on their face.

"Hey, don't want to interrupt you and your husband's bonding time, but we're ready to launch."

Miguel's grip on your hand tightened a bit. You knew that he was still apprehensive about the whole thing, and the last thing you wanted to see as you took off was an anxious Miguel. In response, you squeezed his hand back.

"Alright, Charlie. I'll be right there. Just give me a couple of minutes, 'kay?"

"Sure, just don't get too comfortable with the PDA," they teased as they left you two alone.

With Charlie gone, your attention was entirely dedicated to your worrying husband, whose eyes were starting to glisten in unshed tears.

"Oh, Miguel," you cooed while you wiped away the tears forming at the corners of his eyes. "Like I said earlier, I'll be fine. It'll just be a quick trip inside the portal and then I'll be out. We can even get some empanadas at your favorite place afterwards, okay?"

"But what if things go wrong, mi cielo? I don't think I can bear to be without you."

"They won't, and I will never leave you either. Remember that promise I made to you all those years ago? During the meteor shower?"

He nodded. On that fateful night, Miguel had opened up to you about some of his past, something that he was usually secretive about. With you by his side in a silent meadow, he told you how he was pressured by his biological father, who had abandoned him at a young age, into killing a man in an experiment; how Alchemax attempted to get him hooked on a highly addictive drug as a means to continue working with a company that exploited its workers and test subjects alike; how his own supervisor tried to kill him out of jealousy. He didn't tell you anymore than that, but he didn't need to. Beneath the shooting stars, you promised him that you would do anything to make him happy, to make his future filled with enough joy to outweigh the trauma and tragedy that filled his past. And even as you two got ready to return home, you quietly wished upon the stars for Miguel to experience nothing but happiness.

"It was only 4 years ago," he gently laughed. "You're being dramatic."

"Well, 4 years is a long time, and besides, dramatic or not, I still intend to make good on my promise. If my loss will sadden you, then I will do everything I can to return to you in one piece."

Miguel's hands covered yours as he sighed, "Oh mi reina, you are the best thing that ever happened to me; eres lo que más quiero en el mundo." (T/N: you are the person I love most in the world)

Despite both of your wishes to stay in this moment forever, basking in the love of one another, a final call from your co-worker snapped the two of you out of your haze.

"We don't got all day, y'know! Hurry it up!"

Your husband glared at the scientist, who shrunk under the intense hatred, only for you to use your hands to redirect his face back to yours. The effect was immediate: all of his anger melting into pure, endless love.

"Alright, Miggy, this is the moment of truth. Wish me luck, okay?"

"I always do, mi corazón."

For good measure, you chastely kissed all the man's fears away, and in return, he gave you an extremely intimate one, despite the affronted squawks of anyone who happened to stare.

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Miguel stood behind the protective barrier alongside the other scientists, investors, and government officials as he watched your pod slowly enter the portal. At first glance, everything seemed fine. There weren't any outward signs of possible danger.

However—based on the scientists he could see hurriedly talking with the owner of the business, fear barely masked, out of the corner of his eye—he could sense that something wasn't right.

It was only thanks to his superhuman hearing that he was able to decipher what they were saying.

"Mr. Krei, if we go through with this, there's no telling what will happen to the pilot! It's best that we shut this whole thing down temporarily."

"No, I will not humiliate myself in front of the military. Continue with the presentation."

"But, Mr. Krei-"

"I don't recall that being a suggestion, Dr. Emily."

The scientist nervously glanced at the portal beyond the barrier where his wife was possibly going to die. Realizing that they had no choice but to acquiesce to their boss's order, they turned to their subordinates and murmured, "Continue forward."

"This is crazy," one of them whispered back to the scientist. "We might actually get blood on our hands after this!"

"You tell that to Mr. Krei."

"Uhh guys," another added, "we have a problem."

"What?"

"That guy, the one that came with the pilot. He's staring at us. I think he heard everything."

In that moment, Miguel and the group of scientists locked eyes, and no words needed to be exchanged for them to understand how they made a colossal mistake.

"How the hell did he hear us?! Is he a mutant or something?!"

No longer needing to hide the fact that he discovered the truth, he made his way towards the scientists, drawing the attention of everyone in the room.

"Mr. O'Hara," Krei spoke as he stepped between him and the scientists, "is there a problem?"

"Stop the presentation," Miguel growled back, anger bubbling over at the fact that this man dared to risk the life of his wife for the sake of his own greed.

"I'm sorry, Mr. O'Hara, but do you have any experience in portal technology? I do not know what came over you, but I assure you that everything is fine, according to my team of scientists who have dedicated their lives to this field."

The Spider-Man grabbed the businessman by the collar of his shirt. "Don't play dumb with me. I heard everything, hijo de puta. Stop. The. Presentation."

The sounds of guns being cocked echoed through the room, and suddenly everyone was at a standstill.

That was until the alarms began to blare throughout the facility.

"We've lost contact with the pod!"

Miguel turned to look at the other side of the barrier only to see his wife gone, not coming out of the exit portal beside it. If anything, the exit portal broke down while the entrance portal started to suck in everything nearby.

"What the hell is going on?!"

Then...

"Damnit, Krei! Shut it down!"

Everything stopped.

"I want this entire thing buried! Not a peep of this gets out to anyone!"

And a promise was broken.

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Never in his life had Krei ever been punched by someone until today.

It had only been a split second after everyone was safely evacuated from the scene when the husband of the pilot, Miguel O'Hara, socked him in the face.

Whereas Krei was left dumbfounded and stupefied, Miguel was screaming and yelling expletives at him in a mix of both Spanish and English, tears of pure rage running down his face. Government personnel had to hold the man back lest he actually beat the businessman to death.

"I-I didn't mean for this to happen," he said to no one in particular, and frankly, no one had the energy to listen after they had witnessed someone possibly die before their eyes.

For days to come after this event, Krei would distinctly remember the last thing Mr. O'Hara shouted at him before he was forced home by government officials.

"Mark my words, I am going to kill you!"

A year later, the CEO would realize that, when it came to the O'Hara's, they always made good on their promises until the day they died.

He realized this as he pleaded for mercy beneath a blood-covered fist.

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A disgusted Lyla stared down at another beaten and mangled body of Alistair Krei while Miguel's rage slowly dissipated following his stress relief.

"How many Krei's is this now? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"Not enough."

Before Miguel could say anything, Lyla pulled up multiple videos of you for him to watch. It had become a ritual of sorts. Whenever it got close to important dates—your anniversary, your birthday, the day of your "death"—Miguel would start hunting down Krei's to kill before taking a break just to reminisce over what was, what could've been.

You popped up in front of him. There was a pout on your face as you stared at the him of the past, the person holding the camera.

"Miguelllll," you whined as your body was draped over a large queen-sized bed.

"Yes, querida?"

"Come join me in bed already. I'm cold."

Both the him of the present and the him of the past knew that was a lie. Really, you just liked cuddling him but were too embarrassed to admit it out loud.

"Hold on. I want to film this moment."

"What are you even filming? Why are you even filming?"

"What if we want to look back on the parts of our honeymoon that weren't beach-related or food-related? What if we just want to see the 'average' moments of our trip? You never know."

You giggled at his response. "Miguel, asking all these 'what if's won't get you anywhere."

"Miguel, asking all these 'what if's will only stress you out."

Suddenly, he wasn't in the mood to continue watching the video anymore, and his grief as well as his hatred returned with a vengeance, crying out for a scapegoat to unleash themselves out on.

"Lyla, end the video."

Confused, the woman asked, "Are you sure?"

"End. The. Video."

"Alright! Alright! No need to get mad at me."

Without apologizing to her, Miguel entered a portal and left, traveling to another dimension to hunt down his next prey.

"He should really get some therapy," Lyla muttered to herself.

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The last thing you remembered was a world of color. Blobs of bright, vibrant hues passed you by as you felt your heart rate slow and your limbs grow heavier. Even as you tried to keep yourself awake in hopes of eventually finding a way to return to Miguel, the sensation of warmth that blanketed you compelled you to close your eyes.

And then you were home.

[britt-kageryuu]

I can't get the idea of any version of the Turtles getting tossed into different media, out of my head.

Like I wondered how well they would do in different anime worlds, a few game worlds, some book series, I could go on.

The first one that popped into mind was One Piece, but I can't really get a good idea of how that would work. Other than them not being the weirdest beings out there.

Next was Zootopia, they would probably fit in pretty well once they get used to needing to wear clothes, the real question more lies in why they get tossed there, and if April and Casey go with what animals would they get turned into (if they don't stay human). Maybe the Aggretsuko, or Beastars worlds would be a bit similar.

Then I wondered how they would deal with a Sword Art Online and the game system from it, though most of that was how the Full Dive system work interact with them being mutant turtles. Maybe BOFURI aswell.

Many different Isekai genre worlds. It just more depends on which ones. Thought 'Restaurant to Another World' would be a very interesting crossover if only because it's a restaurant where no one will care they're turtles and a giant rat if Splinter goes with them.

Video game worlds are also just a mess of wanting to spiral into world building. Like I want to spend a ton of time world building a TMNT × Pokémon story. Animal Crossing would be an interesting place for them to be tossed for a bit.

The Legend of Zelda games are more of a 'depends on the game' kind of thing, like the stories would be vastly different between them in Twilight Princess, and them in Tears of the Kingdom. I can't fully wrap my mind on how this would go.

Dr. Stone would definitely be a very interesting crossover, if only to see the interaction between any Donnie and the Science Team, especially the 87 Donnie and his constant refusal to follow the laws of physics. At least one other part is how this would work with the Rise timeline, like would the turtles, Splinter, and the yokai be petrified or not, and the possibilities from there.

I won't attempt to go into detail on how they would be with the Harry Potter universe.

There are a few that I find interesting ideas, but there's already fanfiction for some of them, like Marvel, DC, Spiderverse, AtLA, BNHA/MHA.

I want to ramble on about my ideas more, but I should cut it short.

[cyrusking100]

All of my comfort characters in one place lol

(fuuu i hate tumblr, the quality here is so bad. ugh.)

Anyway, since i felt bad about depressing ya'll from yesterday here's a funny meme I did. If you can spot all the references, then we besties frfr.

Anyway, weirdest crossover pt: 3 lol.

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Donald is flapping his arms, screaming, descending from the portal's opening, and falling on the ground landing in a painful thud. Thankfully, his resilient metal body prevented any significant damage, only leaving a couple of bruises on his synthetic skin. He grudgingly got up dusting off the dust and adjusted his now-cracked glasses on his eyes, he looked around, scanning his surroundings, it was a strange peculiar place, there were buildings, houses, large circular grass hills in the distance, and the world seemed straight from a cartoon. The buildings had no straight edges, the sounds were exaggerated, and somehow there was piano music playing somewhere, where exactly? He didn't know. the sky was bright and colorful, a swirl of rainbows spiraled and danced in the clouds, there were signs placed in every direction, even in the middle of the road, yet, there seemed to not be a soul in sight. Donald used one of the GDA's devices to scan the environment; dimensions 19-89; Toon Town. Donald raised his eyebrow. "Toon...town?" It seemed he was transferred to some kind of world where cartoons presumably resided. If this was the case, he should be more than safe, for now. All he needed to do was find a way to escape from this place. First, he had to observe his surroundings, maybe someone could help. His boss is not going to believe what his day has been. Fighting the presumably dead Angstrom Levy only to be sucked into a portal in a dimension out of a child's fever dream. As he kept walking looking around for any sign of life, a convenient sound lingered by, footsteps echoing from across the street casting from behind a building, Donald, still cautious, prepped his glock hidden in his blazer, just in case if whatever was behind that architecture was some kind of threat even in whatever toon-ish world he landed in. As he crept closer and closer, he heard a strange voice whispering, "Ah jeez, I'm alm-am-amost late for the date with Pe-Petunia again, she's going to kill me."

Donald furrowed his brow, still holding tightly in his gun that was still inside his blazer, whatever voice was behind that wall, could possibly be a threat, the moment the figure emerged from the construction, he jumped into action only to be greeted with a....

Giant bipedal pig wearing a blue jacket and red bow tie?

"Ahhhhhh!"

Both screamed in unison.

Donald instinctively pointed his gun at the pig.

"Ahh hey-hehey b-budyy watch where you're pointing that thing...Children might be w-ewatching." It whisperd.

"Ugh!..You-you can talk?"

This wasn't too surprising given Donald's previous encounters with demons and aliens in the past, yet, seeing a giant mutant pig talking still seemed alarming to him.

"I-..."

Before Donald continued, he put away his gun to ensure he was no threat.

"I'm sorry, it's a force of habit."

"It's ok p-pal, this isn't the first time! I-...uh...imagine y-you don't belong here?"

The pig said looking up and down at him comparing their very distinctive designs.

"Is it that obvious?"

Donald joked trying to lighten the confusing situation.

"Re-relax this isn't the first time I've met an o-outs-outs-stranger e-either....It's a long story.

My name's p-p-pe-porky by the way."

"Donald." The man still didn't trust this creature, trying to maintain his secret identity just in case if this was some kind of trick.

Just then, another portal opened up, Donald imminently struck into action, summoning the Glock from his jacket and running straight towards the danger, this time completely ready, preparing for another fight against Angstrom Levy, only to be met with another figure instead.

A frightening sight.

The figure was a couple of inches shorter than him, around 5'6 or so, they were very skinny, almost malnourished, the most striking thing about them was their dark purple rotting skin, and white ghostly pupils hidden in deep sunken eyes, that left a shiver down Donald's spine. He pointed his gun right in front of the figure that was currently struggling to stand due to the impact of the fall from the portal.

When the figure turned and saw him, they screamed, waving their hands gesturing to Donald that they weren't a danger.

"Hey, hey man, chill, ok? I won't hurt you, I-I'm not a bad guy. I mean not....Not anymore anyway "

His voice was rich, smooth, and with a slight British accent, there was a slight static sound that lingered in his throat, as if it was clogged with machinery.

Donald slowly point the gun away from him and towards the ground.

Despite his haunting appearance, he seemed non-threatening...For now.

"I know I look like a monster or a zombie, freak, whatever people call me nowadays, but I swear to god I'm good. I'm just different. now"

Donald's eyes broadened, hidden behind his glass frames. The last few words the man said resonated with him deeply, he glanced slightly at his left hand, memories of his metal body swarmed his mind. Images of the metal skin hidden beneath his exterior surfaced their way to his brain. "I...can understand where you're coming from. I..apologize, it's a force of habit, to say the least." "Haha, ya I get that man, my name's Micheal Afton. I assume you never heard of Willaim Afton, right?" "No, it appears you and I are in the same boat, we both come from different dimensions or worlds, I assume a strange figure with an enormous m malformed head transferred you here?" "Ya man, that's totally wild, right?" "Yes, I agree. My name is Donald Ferguson by the way." "Nice to meet y-" Micheal finally noticed the strange bipedal mutant pig behind the tall man. "Oh my god, what is that thing!?" Porky grimaced "What am I? What are you? Some ki-ki-kind of purple zombie?" "Hey dude, you take that back or I'll scramble you into bacon bits!" "You-s-s-s" "-Hey what's the matter? You got some kind of speech impediment or something?" "Ya, wha-what about it?" Donald rubbed his temples, "knock it out, both of you! We need to get out of here and we can't do that if you both continue bickering!" The two sighed, "Sorry" they said simultaneously. "Sigh, we need to figure out how to go back to our original dimensions." All three stood in silence for a couple of seconds, brainstorming ideas in their heads, "oh wait a se-es-esecond!" the pig said, "I've dealt with-th-th-this before! I just need to b-borrow Marvin's spaceship and you'll be on y-y-your way!"

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Later:

The trio knocked on Marvin's spaceship and predictably even after asking nicely, the villainous alien refused to let them borrow it, so after a montage of them fighting for the spaceship, the three finally won but only because Donald pointed his gun at the alien that could theoretically killl him. "Eh-De-De-Donald, put that thing down, he's my friend! Just knock him out!" Micheal grabbed a large bat, "Like this?" *Bonk!* Marvin fainted "Y-yes, exactly!" "You're sure he isn't dead, right?" Micheal asked, concerned. "R-e-relax, no one here actually can d-de-die. I wish I c-could say the same for the two of you, though."

The three then pushed Marvin out his own ship and inside Bug's Bunny's hole.

"Gee, doc, this is the woist cameo I've had the impleasa of doing, no one is even in characta!"

"Tell me about it, I only get 1 line." Marvin said, defeated.

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The three were now piloting the spaceship. Porky waddled to the controls, observing them, while the two sat in the passenger seats.

"Ok, so from w-what I remember from the l-last ci-cinematic adventure I had with my pal, B-eb-Bugs Bunny, I'm supposed to press this button," He said, pointing to a comedically large button, "to transfer to the next dimension, so who w-wants to go first?"

"Well, I think it would be most logical if I were to go first, so I can stop Angstrom Levy from continuing his violent antics." "Ya, dude, that seems fair, and honestly the more time I stay away from my evil murderous psychopathic father, the better. The amount of times I've came back from dying from him is too much for any therapist to count."

Donald's eyes widened, "I know this sounds strange, but I completely understand where you're coming from, Micheal." "Really?" "Oh d-dying isn't that bad, I die alm-almost all the time!" Both Donald and Micheal looked at the stuttering swine in shock. "Really?" Micheal said. "Well, of c-course, what do I look like t-to you? A preschool ca-cartoon? Don't t-tell me you never w-ewatched Looney Tunes." Both Donald and Micheal looked at each other dumbfounded. "No?" Both said in chorus "Wow, ya guys need to watch more TV!"

As each character took turns with the wheel, per one described more about themselves, when it was Donald's turn to drive, Porky sat in the back and Micheal sat in the passenger seat next to the cybernetic man.

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"...and so ya, that's basically how I died."

"Wow, Micheal, I understand how you feel, I've died too...39 times to be exact. each possibly being more brutal and painful than the last."

"Ugh...I feel ya, man. Especially getting my innards scooped."

He said rubbing what little was left of his stomach.

"Oh, and don't get me started on getting resurrected! Freakiest thing that ever happened to me." "Tell me about it, I may look the same on the outside...But-" Donald uncovered the skin on his arm revealing a metallic shell underneath

"Holy shit, did the same thing happen to you, you have a metal endoskeleton living inside you?"

"You could say that...I'm more like a cyborg, 98% machine, to be exact."

"Oh man, that's gotta be tough, believe me, I'm still trying to get some of the metal parts out of me too."

"Wow, Micheal, I've only ever met someone I had this much in common with, and it certainly wasn't my boss." "I feel ya, the one person I shared this much with was the monster that caused me to look like this," He said pointing at his decaying skin. "Pretty ironic, huh? I guess that's karma for ya."

"I suppose...I really don't think you deserve this..Even after what happened with you and your brother."

As Micheal kept on yapping about his past, Porky's face became more and more shaken with dread, deeply concerned with Donald as he didn't seem phased by this horrific tale and rather took comfort in it. Porky thought to himself "Golly, I've heard of re-carcuss-nation but this is ridiculous, no amount of therapy will make up for what these two have been through! Jeez!" "Uh...a-are we there yet?" The now traumatized pig requested, Donald looked at the GPS and shockingly, they were getting very close. "Only a mile left until I can go home, I can't thank you enough, Porky!"

The pig sighed in relief, he really didn't know how much longer he could take of being with these two.